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00:03Enjoy your office while you got it.
00:05Yep.
00:06Dougie's office soon.
00:08Jamaican Jerkzome!
00:15I can't trust you.
00:17And this changes everything.
00:21Trick is for the win.
00:23Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some big red.
00:28There's one last picture.
00:30Oh, it's in that time capsule, and that is why I've got to find it.
00:39We're going to try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
00:42Nung, nung, nung, nung, nung!
00:55We have a deal.
00:57We're signing the papers tomorrow.
01:11True Kids are going to say whatever it takes.
01:13They don't really care about the company.
01:15And that's a big thing to Doug.
01:17You know, these employees are people.
01:19These employees are his family.
01:21They're like Halloween.
01:27Hey.
01:28Morning.
01:29Morning, good morning.
01:33How you feeling today?
01:34Good.
01:35Morning, everybody.
01:38I just have to kind of tell my dad.
01:41I just need to I'm gonna lay it all on the table with spicy applesauce.
01:46because since you were part of it,
01:47because I just want to, like, you know...
01:49Presents it together.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Yeah, thank you.
01:53I think it's going to be a lot of fun,
01:54and I'm excited about this deal.
01:56Just think about this.
01:57This is your last day...
01:58Oh, my God.
01:59...retreat.
01:59I know.
02:00This is your last retreat.
02:01Yeah.
02:02You look great.
02:04You look like a million bucks.
02:05You should...
02:05You know what you should do?
02:07You should be the president of Men's Warehouse
02:09or something after this, you know?
02:10If you would have been in a tuxedo last night,
02:12I don't know, you might have won.
02:14I know, exactly.
02:15You might have won.
02:16Woo-hoo!
02:17The men!
02:18Look at that!
02:19Yeah!
02:24Thank you very much.
02:25Now, today's a big day, folks.
02:27Last day of the retreat.
02:29And today, I'm going to sign the deal with Trucus.
02:33It's the last day of the retreat.
02:35We're going to do one word.
02:37How are you feeling, PJ?
02:39Anxious.
02:41Acceptance.
02:42Sentimental.
02:43Safe.
02:45Courageous.
02:46Family.
02:48Suspicious.
02:49Hmm.
02:50Hmm.
02:51But let me tell you, Trucus is making this a day to remember.
02:54They have set up a very special five-star turf and surf brunch for everyone.
02:59Surf and turf.
03:00Oh!
03:00At the top of the hill.
03:01Oh!
03:02Oh!
03:03Okay.
03:03On the bucket list of retreat duties, we only have one thing left to do, to open up that
03:12time capsule and let's see what's going on!
03:17We got to check it out!
03:18Right?
03:19We got to check it out!
03:22If not now, when?
03:23Yeah!
03:23Doug, I'm sorry.
03:24I actually, I really tried looking for it, man.
03:27I mean, I look everywhere.
03:29Anthony even helped.
03:30Like, I got a metal detector, everything.
03:33Couldn't find it.
03:34What is he talking about?
03:35Jimmy, I have it.
03:37I have this in my office.
03:38What?
03:39If one of us got, like, one of those, like, joke chain emails or something like that,
03:44can I still forward it around?
03:45No, I can't put it in my office.
03:46Well, bring it over here and let's open this thing up, buddy.
03:49Come on!
03:50I got it!
03:51Yes!
03:52I got it!
03:52Jimmy, you've been very focused on finding this time capsule.
03:56Can you, like, elaborate?
03:58Are you sentimental?
04:01Um, I mean, well, uh, you know what?
04:05I like it.
04:07Come here.
04:08Whoa!
04:08That's always on the show.
04:09That's always on the show.
04:11Yeah!
04:11I would just come clean and just tell him before he pulls it out and everybody sees it.
04:15Captain Fun, buddy?
04:16Yeah.
04:17Can you help me open this thing?
04:18Uh, yeah, absolutely.
04:19Because I don't, I don't know how to do it.
04:21Let's see.
04:21Do these seal, did you say the seals need to be cut a little bit?
04:24I can't wait!
04:26I know!
04:27What did we put in it?
04:28So Matt, Matt, take a sneak peek of the things that are in here.
04:32Sure, go ahead.
04:33This is exciting.
04:34Back it open.
04:35Oh, what's in there?
04:38So what do you, what do you see?
04:40Tell me what you're looking at because we would like to know what it is.
04:44Bust it open.
04:46Um, some very, uh, come on, let's go, man.
04:50It's definitely, go ahead and chill.
04:51Oh, okay, sure.
04:52So first and foremost, we have, uh, that's great, one of the first bottles of Rockin' Grandmas.
05:00Not edible, though, not edible.
05:02Not edible.
05:02I wouldn't recommend it.
05:03Oh!
05:04There's something.
05:05Uh, what looks like to be a thumb drive, maybe some memories on there?
05:09Yeah, we got this thing, and it's, uh...
05:10Yeah, I can help you with that.
05:11All right, all right, what else?
05:13We have a ribbon.
05:14Ah, ah, ah, ah, let me see this.
05:18Bud's List, ladies and gentlemen.
05:20If you had Bud's List, you made it.
05:23And now, from what I understand, Bud's sold out.
05:25He's selling ketchup right now.
05:26Okay.
05:27Yeah.
05:27What else you got, buddy?
05:28We have what looks like to be a picture, but obviously it's been in the ground, so the picture's not
05:33visible.
05:33That's a shame.
05:34Dang, it really tore apart.
05:36What is this?
05:37Does anybody know what this is a picture of?
05:39I don't remember.
05:40Huh?
05:40Who put a picture in the time capsule?
05:42Yeah.
05:43I don't explain it.
05:43Who did it?
05:44I don't remember.
05:45It wasn't me?
05:46I don't know.
05:46It wasn't that long ago.
05:47Now, come on.
05:48I will be your ally if you speak up.
05:51My sagebrush experience was freeing to me, so you know what?
05:55I'm going to tell you what I put in that time capsule.
05:58That's right.
05:58All right.
05:59All right.
05:59What was it?
06:00I went into Doug's office, and he had a cup of coffee on his desk.
06:06Doug was not in there, and I was like, oh, you know what I'm going to do?
06:11I'm going to teabag Doug's coffee.
06:14Jimmy.
06:15With my testicles.
06:18Wow.
06:21Did you empty the coffee out and give him a fresh cup?
06:26Jimmy.
06:27Jimmy.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:31There's no one tell my, no one tell Dad, right?
06:33Claire, can you play the video?
06:35Yeah.
06:37Please do.
06:39Yep.
06:40Oh.
06:41Whoa.
06:43Oh, my God.
06:45I want to get a message for the time capsule.
06:49You had a beard?
06:51Oh, my.
06:52Oh, look at Steve.
06:53You look like you're out in the wild, for real.
06:58Jimmy with hair?
06:59Yeah.
07:01I miss it.
07:03We're going to be raising this kid.
07:04Hold on.
07:05Oh, Jackie, you had one cooking?
07:07Man.
07:08I will have gone to some island and become the queen.
07:15I felt like we time traveled for a second, because, like, you know, I'm so used to looking
07:18at them as they are now.
07:20It was kind of crazy.
07:21Everybody looked different, though.
07:22Nobody looks the same.
07:26What was in that cup?
07:30Yo.
07:35The time capsule video was incredible to see, because, like, I would pop into the office
07:40here and there, and, like, these guys are all strangers, and now they're, like, legit
07:45family, and it's all because of this retreat.
07:49So I'm really grateful for that.
07:51Listen, I know that things are going to be different after I sign this deal, and I know
07:57that change can be hard, and the unknown kind of scary, but I just want to tell you
08:04that I really, really believe this is for the best, and we got a great deal.
08:09You're all going to be able to stay together, and that's the most important thing, isn't
08:14it?
08:14Okay.
08:15I agree.
08:15Rockin' Grandmas has always been a family business, and it always will be, because I
08:23consider each and every one of you to be family.
08:29Go up there and have a great brunch, you know, and just have a ball.
08:33You deserve it.
08:33This is the end of our retreat, but the beginning of a new era for Rockin' Grandmas.
08:38I love you, too.
08:40I love you.
08:41Love you so much.
08:43I can be you, Doug.
08:45What are your thoughts on the pending deal?
08:48I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit conflicted in my own heart and a little
08:53bit topsy-turvy, I guess.
08:56Yeah, but what Doug said really just resonated and just reminded me that he still has all of
09:01our best interests at hand, and I trust him, and I trust that he knows what's up.
09:06He's doing what's right, so.
09:07Yeah.
09:08I will say this.
09:09If Trucus thinks they can just come in and do whatever they feel like they want to do,
09:13they're in for a rude awakening.
09:15Amen to that.
09:18You've got to preach.
09:19No, for real.
09:26Yeah, we're ready to go.
09:28I love the Trucus bibs.
09:39Dougie, are you guys, are you doing okay?
09:41Yeah, look, Dad, you don't have to sell.
09:45I don't have to sell?
09:46No, because look, we've been cooking up spicy applesauce.
09:49It's really, really good.
09:50We have an amazing flavor profile.
09:53Yeah, but you don't have to sell.
09:54Dougie, this doesn't really change anything.
09:57I mean, this is great, you know?
09:58I mean, you could show it to Elizabeth, and you take your management training, and this
10:02is a good thing, so.
10:03But it's not going to change the deal.
10:06The deal's being done today, buddy.
10:08As soon as that notary gets here, we're going.
10:10Okay.
10:10Yeah.
10:11Okay?
10:11Yeah.
10:12Give me a hug.
10:12No, I love you.
10:13I love you.
10:14I don't really know what to expect, but Dad said that Trucus has, like, a management training
10:19program that I'll get started on.
10:21So, I guess I'm looking forward to that.
10:25Hey.
10:26Nice try.
10:26Hi.
10:27I think he...
10:28But I'll just show it to them, I guess, you know?
10:30Yeah.
10:31You still have this.
10:33Okay, now it's going through different channels, but this is still something you came up with.
10:37This is still your family's business, like, you know what I'm saying?
10:40Yeah.
10:40Just wish there was more I could do, you know?
10:43Yeah.
10:44All right, this is fabulous, you guys.
10:46You've got the bibs ready.
10:47Oh, I love that cloth.
10:48I'm so glad we didn't do the plastic.
10:50Well, this one has a little bit of a...
10:52That's a little dirty.
10:54Why don't we...
10:54No.
10:55Yeah.
10:55Oh, no.
10:57Wow.
10:59Whoa.
11:01Oh, my God.
11:01I was not expecting this.
11:04Hi.
11:05Hi.
11:05How are you?
11:07Your singing was just so lovely last night.
11:10I feel like I'm, like, at an award show.
11:12Yeah, I know.
11:13Well, hi.
11:14How are you doing?
11:14Well, how about yourself?
11:15Oh, I am great.
11:16How are you?
11:17Oh, my goodness.
11:18Thank you for having us.
11:20Hello, Doug.
11:21Crab bib.
11:22No.
11:22Welcome, you guys.
11:24Welcome, welcome.
11:25Look around and tell me where we are.
11:28Who can name where we are?
11:29Anyone?
11:30At dinner.
11:32Brunch.
11:32Brunch.
11:33But, you know, close.
11:34Halfway up the second mountain.
11:36Close.
11:36I love that you're getting my whole second mountain approach.
11:40We are at the top of the first mountain.
11:42Okay.
11:42Top of the first.
11:42Because we are, you know, taking in the view, and we are celebrating how far you all have
11:47come.
11:48So, today we brought in all-you-can-eat surf and turf.
11:52So, that's crab legs and...
11:54Wait, did you say crab?
11:55I did.
11:55I love crab.
11:57Do you know what type, actually?
11:58I bet you guys got stoned because it's so expensive.
12:01Yes.
12:01Claire, you got it.
12:02It's top of the line, whatever it is.
12:04Look, this is just our way of letting you know what's in store when the deal is signed,
12:09and you all work for Truchus.
12:11Top of the line, she doesn't even know what type.
12:13All right, so enjoy.
12:16Uh, the notary just canceled on me.
12:19You don't have your own notary?
12:21He's not coming, no.
12:22Oh.
12:22This is not a problem.
12:23Okay.
12:24You know what?
12:24I'm going to go back down the hill.
12:26I will get us a notary.
12:27She said it's all you can eat.
12:28Yeah, I'll come in.
12:28Yes, it's all you can eat.
12:30I got to run down.
12:31I got to get a new notary, but enjoy your food.
12:34We'll be back.
12:34You know what, Doug?
12:35I'm going to come with you.
12:36Have a great lunch.
12:37Great lunch.
12:38Doug, I'm going to come with you.
12:39All right.
12:39Yeah.
12:40Yeah, you guys come with me.
12:41All right, enjoy this brunch.
12:42You guys are going to take care of a couple things.
12:43You should probably find a notary.
12:44I don't know why he, you know.
12:46Oh, notary.
12:47It's fancy.
12:48Yeah, I guess so.
12:50I'm sure they're signing deals all day, so that would be handy for them, but, you know,
12:54what do we need our own notary for?
12:56You know what I'm saying?
12:57Don't you have your own notary?
13:01These are so cushy.
13:02I know.
13:03Amy, this is a very fancy thing that they're doing for us, so let's be on our best behavior.
13:08Oh, there she go.
13:09No, I'm going to get messy.
13:11I'm going to be slurping crab like no one's watching.
13:14Right.
13:15I'm going to dig in.
13:17Yes.
13:19Thank you, sir.
13:20You're very welcome.
13:20Enjoy it.
13:21Oh, wow.
13:22And they cracked the legs open already?
13:23And they cracked the legs open?
13:25Wow.
13:27Top notch.
13:28Okay.
13:28Now you're talking.
13:30I can't believe I'm last.
13:32It's like they're torturing me on purpose.
13:34It feels like Elizabeth is doing this to me personally.
13:37They're so next level.
13:38Like, this is going to be so weird to get used to, because we would, like, do things a little
13:43bit differently, and it's a little strange that they're going to this level.
13:48What do you mean?
13:49We've gone out, but that was, like, before we were trying to close a really big deal.
13:53Yeah.
13:53Yeah, because we already got the deal.
13:55So this just feels like a really big thank you.
13:58You're right.
13:59I mean, you've got to remember, these are the same people that did bring in Sia, so this
14:02is not.
14:02Yeah, that's true.
14:03Thank you so much.
14:05Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
14:08It is good.
14:09Well, how many snack bites would y'all give it?
14:11Three, two, one.
14:13Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah,
14:16gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah,
14:16gah, gah.
14:17Claire's going still.
14:18Nice.
14:28Did you hear what she said?
14:30She didn't even know what type of crab it was.
14:33And in my experience, people who don't like crab are bad in bed.
14:36So on to the next one.
14:39Yeah, ooh, thank you.
14:43Oh, it's getting kind of hot, right?
14:45Can you come home, company?
14:46Oh, I'm sweating.
14:48Hey, Anthony.
14:49So Doug did order a new notary.
14:52So I need you to come down and wait for the new notary
14:54and then take him to the business center
14:55so that Doug can get the deal signed.
14:58That's what I'm here for.
14:59Duty calls, huh?
15:00All right.
15:00Hopefully I'll be back.
15:01We got you.
15:02More crab when you come back.
15:03Please and thank you.
15:04Don't eat it all.
15:07You okay?
15:08I'm itchy.
15:10Fancy dinner.
15:10There's fancy table and chairs.
15:12And I'm your fancy dirt limo.
15:21Hello, sir.
15:27Hello.
15:27Hey, how are you?
15:28Well, and yourself?
15:29Good.
15:29Good.
15:30Is this Rockin' Grandmas?
15:32Yep, yep.
15:32My name's Anthony.
15:33Arnold Goss.
15:34Nice to meet you.
15:35How are you?
15:35Sorry I'm late.
15:36No, you're fine, man.
15:37My GPS isn't working.
15:39Really?
15:39Yeah.
15:40Wow.
15:40And I don't know if it's a hardware issue or if it's a software issue.
15:43I just hope, hope, hope, hope, Christ.
15:46I'm so sorry.
15:47How's it, man?
15:48You know, you get rushed and then the type of thing happens.
15:51How's your day going?
15:52It's going all right.
15:53How about yourself?
15:54It sounds like maybe a rough start, but a little stressful.
15:57It's all right.
15:57I appreciate it.
15:58We'll get through it, man.
15:59I appreciate it.
16:00All right, cool.
16:06Gorgeous day.
16:06Yeah, it is.
16:07You know, we appreciate you coming out and helping us get through this, I guess, deal.
16:15Hey.
16:16Hello, hello.
16:17This is Arnold Goss, the notary.
16:18Nice to meet you.
16:19I'm Doug.
16:19I like when there's a bunch of stuff to crack.
16:25Hi.
16:26So we are all set.
16:28Yeah.
16:28Oh, my God.
16:30I left my stamps in the car.
16:32We all set?
16:33What?
16:33I left my stamps in the car.
16:35Okay.
16:36Well, go get them.
16:37All right.
16:38Quick as you can, please.
16:39Pretty important part of the notary.
16:40Yeah.
16:42Maybe someone can help him.
16:43Give me a hand.
16:44Yeah, I got you.
16:45Quick as you can, please.
16:46Quick as you can.
16:48This is not, uh, I'm really good at my job.
16:51No, but I believe it's, I believe it, man.
16:53I know you've had a rough day, um, and I know they can seem a bit stressful, but just
16:57take a minute, breathe, slow and smooth and smooth as fast, okay?
17:00Thank you, thank you.
17:01You're going to be great.
17:02How long have you been working here?
17:03I'm just a temporary assistant, but I have learned quickly that the culture of the two
17:08companies.
17:09Oh, interesting.
17:10Yeah.
17:10The two companies?
17:11Yeah, so the guys in, like, the black suits, they're creating a partnership.
17:15I don't know exactly what the deal is, but.
17:22Are you kidding me?
17:27Keys in the car?
17:29I think so.
17:33Okay.
17:33It's just, the problem is, is when I get these back-to-back calls, I get in a rush and
17:38I throw myself in and I apologize.
17:41All good, man.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:42I'll let you go in there and just inform them and I'll call, I'll talk to Ms. Marjorie.
17:46Yeah.
17:47I mean, I know we'll have to call a locksmith.
17:48Yeah, that's a good idea.
17:49I'm going to run in there and just get started.
17:53So, he left his stamp in the car and then he locked his keys in the car.
17:56Okay, let's go see what they want to do.
17:59Don't worry about it.
18:00I will, we'll get a locksmith.
18:01We'll get his car opened and it's not a problem.
18:04We'll get this deal done any minute.
18:05I have most of my stuff so we can get started.
18:07We need the stamp pad.
18:08That's the most important thing.
18:09You know what?
18:10We're going to get the locksmith.
18:11I'm dispatching one now.
18:13We're going to take care of that right now.
18:14Okay, well that'll be great.
18:14You know what?
18:14I think it's best we have a little more direct line to efficiency.
18:18Great.
18:18We were supposed to sign this deal an hour and a half ago.
18:21We need to check in with our home office.
18:23We just need to let Lewis know in Lewis' office.
18:25Lewis is on waiting.
18:27Okay, well then you know what?
18:28Why don't you just use the space?
18:31We need to sign this deal today.
18:33100%, I understand.
18:34We will.
18:34Hey, Arnold.
18:36Arnold.
18:36Okay, so you guys are taking...
18:38Oh, you know, can we get some coffees?
18:39Yeah.
18:40Can you order me some good things?
18:40Come on, pal.
18:41We'll get you some lunch.
18:42I want to make sure.
18:43Come on, buddy.
18:43I appreciate it.
18:44It's just very stressful.
18:45They're rewarding him for screwing up.
18:47Like, what?
18:48We're going to get you some food, pal.
18:49You having a bad day?
18:51Yeah, I had back-to-backs.
18:51Trust me, you just got lucky.
18:53Your day is about to get better.
18:54What do you think about turf and surf?
18:56Woo!
18:56Oh, I appreciate that.
19:00Yeah.
19:01So it's like you don't want to make a mistake,
19:03and I think I take on some of that for a while.
19:05Yeah.
19:05This right here, where we're going,
19:07hopefully it can relieve some of that stress
19:09that you were going through.
19:10You got this job for a reason, man.
19:11You got it.
19:12Thanks, man.
19:13Absolutely.
19:13You're making me feel a lot.
19:14Good.
19:15Good.
19:15I'm glad I can do that.
19:18Yeah, all you can eat.
19:20That was good.
19:21Welcome back, my bro.
19:22Hello.
19:23Glad to be back.
19:24Mm-hmm.
19:25Hey, everybody.
19:26This is Arnold.
19:27Hi, Arnold.
19:27He's the notary.
19:29Okay.
19:30Yes, excellent.
19:31How are you?
19:31Great.
19:32Great.
19:32I just got here.
19:33Claire.
19:34What?
19:36Your face.
19:37Oh, my God.
19:38Claire.
19:39It's like broken out.
19:40I mean, what's going on with you?
19:41Oh, my God.
19:42Claire.
19:43Yeah, I need the highs.
19:44Are you okay?
19:45Yeah, I mean, I'm allergic to shellfish, but I love it so much.
19:48It's usually fun.
19:49Oh, my God.
19:50Why did you eat so many?
19:51Oh, my God.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:52But I just, no, it's, I just have to take a Benadryl.
19:55Oh, I have a Benadryl in my car.
19:57I'm allergic.
19:57Oh, okay.
19:58But I locked the keys inside.
20:00Wait, you need a Benadryl?
20:01Yeah.
20:01Are you okay?
20:02She's not okay.
20:03I don't know.
20:03I'm looking.
20:04Oh, it's actually, I think it'll be bad if I don't get Benadryl.
20:08You need to go get Benadryl.
20:11Well, I don't actually even know if the medic has me because we got cleaned out last week.
20:14One of the Malibu Realtors f***ed a beehive.
20:16Oh, my God.
20:17Let's get you something, though.
20:18Yes.
20:18Anthony, do you mind coming down?
20:20I might have to take her to the hospital, and so I just need someone to kind of deal with
20:23the trucas stuff and everything.
20:24Yeah, of course.
20:24Yeah, there's actually something I need to take care of, so I'm going to go, too.
20:28No, why are you taking me?
20:29What?
20:30I just want to come out.
20:32I need to get it.
20:33Oh, my boy.
20:34Take care of yourself.
20:35You can have anything.
20:37Wait, how's she mad at us?
20:43Marjorie, be careful.
20:44This is where I lost a golf cart.
20:46I know.
20:48Anthony, Truk has ordered coffees, and you need to deliver them to the conference room.
20:52Okay.
20:53So you're going to receive the coffee with me?
20:55I ought to grab some from my room.
20:56Okay, okay.
20:57That's fine.
21:00I didn't give you a heads up, Amy, but number one on the list is get all, like, my boxes
21:06from
21:08Helen's to yours.
21:10That's fine.
21:10Like, okay.
21:12Oh!
21:12Cool.
21:13Yeah, man.
21:13We're doing this like you're moving in?
21:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:15That's bold.
21:16Okay, now.
21:20Oh, thank you, sir.
21:21You got it.
21:22That's a good one.
21:22You as well.
21:23What is this?
21:24Coffee.
21:25Coffee?
21:25Oh.
21:26Yeah, I'll take these to the truth.
21:27All right, I'm going to come with you.
21:28I got to just say, I got, like, a peace offering.
21:32I got the hot applesauce recipe I want to share with Elizabeth.
21:35Okay.
21:35I'll make it quick.
21:37I just think I need to just say it.
21:39It's all good.
21:39Is the projected ROI.
21:41So that would be great.
21:43You know, can you guys just pause the, um...
21:45Oh, uh, Louis.
21:46Louis, can you hold it?
21:47Just a minute, Louis.
21:48We'll just pause that for a second.
21:50Can I actually...
21:50I just, I wanted to just say I'm sorry for kind of how I've been.
21:56And, um, I've actually, we've been cooking up, like, a pretty awesome idea that I was really
22:01excited about.
22:02It's, um, Rod and Grandma's Tropical Kick, uh, spicy applesauce.
22:06I'm really excited, and I want you guys to have it.
22:09And we used our homegrown Manzano peppers as the base for the spice.
22:13Oh, okay.
22:14Yeah.
22:15Spicy applesauce?
22:16I'm not sure applesauce is the space we want to go into.
22:19Love to get rolling here.
22:20Yeah, I know, Louis.
22:21Just a sec.
22:22Wait, is that a map of our pepper farm?
22:24No.
22:24What?
22:25No, that's just a Zoom background.
22:26We're just going to get back to that.
22:27But thank you.
22:28Thank you so much.
22:29Yeah, no problem.
22:30Sorry about that, Louis.
22:31Will you just, like, put that away somewhere?
22:33Yeah.
22:34Bro, what the f...
22:34What was that about, dog?
22:36Yeah, why did they have our pepper farm on the TV screen, dog?
22:39Did you see that?
22:39What?
22:40Yeah.
22:40Come here.
22:45Bro, like, what the f...
22:46Dog?
22:47Hold on.
22:47No, dog.
22:48What the f...
22:49Dude?
22:49Come here.
22:50Come here.
22:50What the f...
22:51Come here, Dougie.
22:52That is some valuable real estate, Louis.
22:54And, you know, we don't need the farm.
22:56We can just manufacture the condescension version of the flavor.
23:01I just want to make sure I'm clear.
23:03We will sell the farm.
23:04They just said sell the farm, dog.
23:06We're going to turn it into luxury contos.
23:10The residence is at Mondano Farm.
23:12That's right.
23:13And the ROI on that will be...
23:15I like that we're keeping it at.
23:17Yeah, he's got the history of it.
23:19Yeah.
23:20In terms of the workers, walk me through that.
23:22Well, yeah.
23:22Okay.
23:22So here is our human capital relocation strategy.
23:26I love that we're redistributing them, but why do we still have so many people on payroll
23:29here?
23:29What is the...
23:30Well, look, here's the thing.
23:31We said we could continue to employ everyone in their current position.
23:36But look, Louis, if the position, you know, ceases to exist, then we don't have to keep
23:41the employees.
23:42So, yes, yes.
23:44It's just, you know...
23:45To be clear, like Womag and the rest of Rockin' Stepsister or whoever doesn't know about
23:50this...
23:50Yeah, no, the current CEO, Doug Womag, no, he would not approve of this, so we have to
23:55keep this confidential until after the signing.
23:57When he's signed, he has no ability to expect any change here, right?
24:01Yeah.
24:01No change of heart kind of thing.
24:03Exactly.
24:04And look, anyone who doesn't want to relocate, they can just find new jobs.
24:10All right.
24:10Breathe.
24:11Yo, what the f***, Doug?
24:12They just said they're getting rid of 90% of the workforce.
24:15You cannot make a good decision if you're stressing, if you're thinking erratically.
24:19They're not telling my dad, Doug.
24:21I know.
24:22I hear you.
24:22We have to let him know.
24:23I'm with you.
24:24Okay, okay.
24:24I need you to breathe, though.
24:25You cannot make a conscious decision if you're ready.
24:27All right, but I need to tell my dad.
24:28Absolutely.
24:29Where is he?
24:29Up in the top of the hill.
24:30Let's go, Doug.
24:31Come on.
24:32They're going to fire everyone.
24:33They're going to break up the family, Doug.
24:35And they were talking about turning the farm into a residence?
24:39Yeah.
24:39They're just, like, absolving everything?
24:42Yeah.
24:45F***.
24:45I believe this shit, Doug.
24:48Like, what the f***?
24:50We all knew it.
24:51Liars.
24:51Just them throwing money and all these dinners was confirmation.
24:54Like, all the confirmation.
24:55That's what I was thinking.
24:56Them, they're trying to just buy us and do everything we can so that way we'll just be happy they
25:02did all this for us.
25:03And I'm just like, what?
25:05If they just wanted a partnership, why would they spend all of this money up front just for a partnership?
25:10At this point, now that I've heard it with my own ears, I can't accept any of their gifts.
25:13Why do you think it's been so hard, Doug?
25:15You think, like, I'm not wowed by international superstar Sia?
25:19Of course I am.
25:20Yeah.
25:21Now, when we get up there, we need to explain ourselves calmly.
25:23Calmly.
25:23I got you, Doug.
25:28Guys.
25:28I'm so full.
25:29Guys, wait.
25:30I'm so full.
25:31Like a bird.
25:31Like a bird coming.
25:32Wait, where's my dad?
25:34He went down to sign the contract.
25:35No, no.
25:36He went down?
25:37Wait.
25:37Who the f*** is this guy?
25:39The locksmith.
25:40They told Matt to come up here and have some crab.
25:42Is that cool?
25:43What's going on?
25:44He cannot sign it.
25:45He cannot sign it.
25:45I know y'all, it might be hard for y'all to believe, especially with him being so emotionally
25:49attached.
25:49They were in a meeting with somebody.
25:52We walked out and went to the welcome center, but, you know, you can hear through the things.
25:56Said they were going to get rid of 90% of the workforce.
25:58What?
25:59They're going to sell the pepper farm and turn it into a residence, a living area.
26:03Doug wouldn't want that.
26:05No.
26:05That's what I'm saying.
26:06You came up here to tell him these things.
26:08Wait, wait.
26:08What is happening?
26:09What's happening is we're all going to lose our jobs unless we get down that hill.
26:13We have to stop.
26:14We have to f*** that contract.
26:16Wait, let's go.
26:16Oh, my God.
26:18Come on.
26:19Go get a grip.
26:21Stop him.
26:22F***ing throw the baseball at his head if you got to.
26:25No, maybe not his head.
26:27Stop him.
26:28Don't let him sign.
26:30He's not going to believe you.
26:31Doug, I got your back.
26:33No one believes me.
26:34I believe you.
26:35You sound like you don't believe in yourself.
26:36I do, but he doesn't.
26:38I will back you.
26:40Oh, f***.
26:44Dad!
26:46Absolutely.
26:47Get up.
26:48Get up.
26:49Get up.
26:50Ah!
26:51Go!
26:52Dude!
26:53Stop it!
26:54Ah!
26:55You got the date on there.
26:56Okay.
26:57Mr. Doug, here we go.
26:59Doug, this is it.
27:00Hold on.
27:00Hold on.
27:01Hold on.
27:01Can I speak with you for just one moment?
27:02It is very important.
27:04You know, we're in a meeting.
27:06Doug, look at me.
27:06I understand.
27:06Please look at me.
27:07I need to talk to you.
27:08Anthony.
27:09Right now.
27:09Anthony.
27:10Okay.
27:10Anthony, I got a little bit of steel.
27:11I need to talk to you right now.
27:13Please, look me in my eyes.
27:14Excuse me.
27:14I am serious, Doug.
27:16I need to talk to you right now.
27:17Okay.
27:18I'm sorry.
27:19That is fine.
27:19No.
27:20But I have to.
27:20It can wait.
27:21It can wait.
27:22After I talk to you, if this is what you want to do, by all means.
27:25I'm sorry.
27:25Look at me.
27:27Father to father, I need to talk to you.
27:30No.
27:30Listen.
27:31We're making this deal.
27:32I know that you're new here, but we're doing a signing.
27:36Your words mean nothing to me.
27:37I appreciate everything that you've done.
27:39I'm looking out for the people that have looked out for me.
27:41What are you talking about?
27:42What is going on here?
27:44Doug.
27:44Doug, we are in a moment.
27:46You guys, we are in a deal.
27:47The deal is done.
27:48I'm sorry.
27:49I'm signing.
27:50What's going on?
27:50Move your hand.
27:51We're done here?
27:52They're going to get rid of 90% of the workforce.
27:54They're going to sell the Manzano pepper farm and make it a residential area.
27:58Oh, my God.
27:59With that being said, if you want to make that deal,
28:02I did my part.
28:03I did my part.
28:05I did my part.
28:06Doug, really?
28:07Just come on.
28:08I delivered the coffee.
28:10He explained an idea that he wanted.
28:13She basically denied it, and he was emotional, so I was consoling him.
28:16We walked around to the Welcome Center, where obviously, you know, we can hear.
28:19And they were having this conversation with somebody on the monitor about what they were
28:23going to do as soon as you sign that paperwork.
28:25Once you sign it, you have no control over the things that they're going to do.
28:28Doug, I have one question.
28:29I have one question, Doug.
28:31Are you really going to listen to the temp?
28:36Are you really going to listen to the temp?
28:48We are signing this deal today, okay?
28:52Doug, we have a deal.
28:54We've been here.
28:54We have a deal.
28:55The deal is not done until you sign the paper.
28:57Doug, you have the pen.
28:58I'm going to...
28:58You have the pen.
28:59Can I see this?
28:59Look, I'm not going to be disrespectful.
29:01We're going to set it right here.
29:02And still, if this is something you're considering, we're going to set it right here.
29:04Just...
29:05All right.
29:05Let's talk it through.
29:06All right.
29:06Talk it through.
29:07Okay.
29:08Okay.
29:08Is what they are saying true?
29:11Doug, this is the moment.
29:13We have a deal.
29:14I mean...
29:15Is what you're saying true?
29:17Yes, 100%.
29:18I go home in two days, and I genuinely have no dog in this fight besides I care about y
29:23'all.
29:30Well, then you know what?
29:34This deal is through.
29:36My business with you is through.
29:39What?
29:40I am not signing this.
29:42Don't do it.
29:42Don't do it.
29:43Any day, any time.
29:44Doug, Doug.
29:45Yeah.
29:46Okay?
29:47We're done.
29:48Yeah.
29:48We're done.
29:49We're your family, Doug.
29:51You are going to hear from my lawyers.
29:53Okay?
29:53Are you kidding me?
29:54Good.
29:55This f***ing drinking-ing-ass f***ing place.
29:58Let's go.
29:59This is a mistake.
30:00Now.
30:00Go on.
30:01God damn it.
30:02Get the f*** out of my way.
30:03Yeah, there she is.
30:05Get out of here.
30:09I just...
30:11I love you.
30:11I love you, Doug.
30:13Anthony.
30:14Sir, sir, sir.
30:15Come on.
30:16Let's go.
30:17Come on.
30:18I still get paid, right?
30:20Let's go!
30:21Yeah!
30:23Hey, everybody, the deal is off.
30:26There is no deal, okay?
30:29I couldn't let him do it.
30:30I couldn't let him do it, bro.
30:31What happened?
30:32What happened?
30:34My brother, man.
30:35Always there for y'all.
30:36Oh, my God.
30:37This was trying to get rid of us.
30:39Jesus Christ.
30:40What?
30:40I know.
30:42Oh, my God.
30:45We stopped it.
30:46I'm proud of you.
30:47Yeah.
30:47Yeah, we stopped it.
30:48Nice.
30:49I'm going to just sum it up,
30:50because it's hard to really explain,
30:52like, their actions.
30:53Sometimes when big corporations
30:54buy small businesses,
30:55they don't really care about the company.
31:00Yeah!
31:02They're going to say whatever it takes
31:04and do whatever it takes
31:05so that way they can get their claws in
31:07and change and morph the company
31:09so that way the employees
31:11can become numbers and not people.
31:14These employees are people.
31:16All right, all right.
31:18I talked to my lawyer,
31:20and we are in the clear.
31:21Everything is good.
31:22Yeah!
31:24Yeah!
31:25Excellent.
31:26What do we do now, Doug?
31:27Actually, I got a couple of things
31:29I'd like to take care of.
31:30Anthony, come on up and take a seat.
31:34All right, listen.
31:34I just want to say
31:36it was not easy doing what Anthony did.
31:39To run into that room and stop that deal,
31:42I mean, that took guts.
31:45You were like David going after Goliath.
31:49Man, this guy slew that giant!
31:53Yes, yes!
31:55Seriously!
31:56That's exactly what it was like, you know?
31:59And I'm going to tell you something.
32:00You stopped that deal,
32:03even though you had nothing to gain from it.
32:05But you stopped it
32:06because you felt that it was the right thing
32:09to do for these people.
32:11Yeah.
32:11Yeah.
32:12Huh?
32:12Yeah.
32:13Without any regard for yourself,
32:15you came in and you did it.
32:17At the end of the day,
32:19the soul of a company
32:20isn't about productivity and profit.
32:23It's about the people who make that company.
32:26Now, you came in as a temp.
32:29And here we are at the end of the retreat,
32:31and you are part of a family.
32:34And you will always be family to us.
32:39Always.
32:40Love you guys.
32:41The truth is that we have actually hoped
32:44that you would bust through that room
32:46and stop that deal
32:47since the very first minute
32:48you showed up at Rockin' Grandma's.
32:51Really?
32:52I told you that this was my last company retreat.
32:55Yeah.
32:56What I didn't tell you
32:57was that this was also my first company retreat.
33:03Because I'm not actually the CEO
33:05of Rockin' Grandma's
33:06because Rockin' Grandma's
33:08is not a real company.
33:10Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
33:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:12Whoa, hold on, hold on.
33:14Y'all about to mess my brain up.
33:15Yeah.
33:30Bye.
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