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00:09Tonight, join Chris Parker, Alex Ward, Daniel Connell, Denise Scott and Ed Cavalli as we
00:17look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention? And now, the man with the
00:24cast, John Grysberg. Good evening, it's very great to have your company for our weekly
00:31Wander Back Through events of the past seven days and a special thanks to everyone out
00:36there who took the time to vote for Scott Cam and the Block team. We'll get that back
00:45to them later. Anyway, it's been a huge week of news but how's this for a line-up to
00:49help make sense of it all? She describes herself on Instagram as someone who
00:54enjoys lying on her bed staring vacantly into space. It's the amazing Denise Scott.
01:02Heading to Edinburgh with his hit show Stop Being So Dramatic. Welcome back Chris Parker.
01:07Hey Chris, can't stop. Can't make sense. Heading to Bendigo with a hit show Clip-Clop Don't Stop,
01:14say hello to Alex Ward. Considered by many as one of the best things to ever come out of
01:21Batelands Bay, the fabulous Daniel Connell. And finally, you may have seen him on Sunday night
01:28on the Logies during the ad breaks talking about insurance. It's Ed Cavillies.
01:35Now welcome back Daniel and we spotted this shot on your socials.
01:40There I am. What's going on there?
01:41Yeah, it's me and Kitty. A few days ago we did a charity event for Deborah Australia.
01:45What's Deborah Australia?
01:47It's basically research for EB, which is Epidemolysis Bullosa is the name. So supporting kids and people
01:53with that. And did you raise much money?
01:56Lost money actually.
01:58Our fees are pretty high.
02:00Hey, great to have you back Denise. And I need to ask about some footage. Your daughter Bonnie
02:05was in an op shop and she posted this rather intriguing...
02:10Oh, yes. What's that poster? An ordinary woman?
02:14Woman. What's that? It was a film I was in in 19... how old? 88.
02:22Wow. It was such a hit.
02:24And I was the ordinary woman. Can you believe? Crazy.
02:30But the thing is that that is the poster for the film
02:34and there are multiple images of my daughter Bonnie, right, in that poster.
02:40What? And she's walked in to an op shop and there's this poster. She's trying to tell people,
02:47that's me. That's me. That's me.
02:49They thought she was crazy. Well, where we live, drug, you know, but...
02:54Anyway, I said to my daughter, so did you buy it? And she went, no, it costs 20 bucks.
02:59No. It sounds like Denise is making this up. We found that film. It is from 1988. It
03:07features you and Bonnie baking scones.
03:09Well, what is that? I've got to put them in the oven now.
03:12Back here. Oh, me, Mummy. Mummy.
03:17LAUGHTER
03:22That's beautiful. In the next scene, Denise makes a mushroom beef
03:26Wellington for a great husband. It's beautiful. Now, Denise, you were telling us recently you
03:31had a frightening experience at home. Am I still talking? You are.
03:36Yeah, you are. This is weird and you know it. What happened?
03:39Well, my partner, John, took the dogs for a walk, the two dogs, and I heard the screen door open
03:47and someone come in. I thought, oh, John's back with the dogs and I've got your interest, Alex.
03:53That's amazing. And I walk into the hallway. It's this man I've never seen walking down our
04:00hallway. Whoa. And I went, hello. Like I was in a pretty sitcom or something. Hello.
04:10I guess I was lonely. I don't know. Anyway, he was a home invader.
04:17Oh, my. I said, what are you doing here? And I went, it's just been a strange confluence of events.
04:27Who else says that? Who's not a home invader? Do they? Anyway, what happened was I kept pursuing,
04:35I kept going, what's happened to your throat? Because, you know, and he was just wanting to
04:40get the hell out. And he's going, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, backing out.
04:45Are you the only ever person to bore a home invader? Yes. And this is my point.
04:51There's your strategy. There you go. Next time. Thank you. Denise, not at all. We've got to take a break.
04:57Sorry. Now, do we need to ask Chris? I know you've been touring all around New Zealand.
05:03I have, yeah. Big shows, some small shows.
05:07That's New Zealand for you. Yes. High highs and low lows.
05:12And what, you get to everywhere in the country, pretty much?
05:15Yeah, mainly. I got to Queenstown, actually, even, which was quite a strange venue,
05:20because they don't have a big theatre there. I think you posted something online.
05:23Yes. I got put into this, like, winery, but it looks like I'm running a church service.
05:30I did actually do communion, but I mean drink a bottle of, yeah, red wine.
05:35Right. Nothing wrong with that. All right, we better get this quiz started. How about...
05:38Oh, no, I've got another script.
05:42All right, hands-on buzzers. Our Prime Minister was in the Northern Territory on the weekend.
05:47What event was he attending? Chris.
05:49A hat sale. Well, he's, he likes, he does wear hats.
05:53I've seen a guy that age in a hat like that. That must be a destination wedding.
05:59I'm guessing the, I'm guessing the fiancé said she wanted a big rock.
06:02And you're in the right part of the country, Daniel.
06:05Was it the Gama Festival? Indeed, yes, the Gama Festival,
06:08four-day celebration up in Arnhem Land. Oh, there was drama in the Senate on Wednesday.
06:13My 70-year-old grandson recently came home from school and asked his mother,
06:16where's your penis?
06:21What's Pauline Hanson talking about? Alex.
06:24Just firstly, women can have them too, like Pauline's is on her forehead.
06:29Yeah.
06:32I need to know, what is she talking about, Denise?
06:34I think this is quite a normal question.
06:36And, um, you know, when my kids were little, uh, they said, where's your penis, Mummy?
06:43And I said, well, it's in the bedside drawer.
06:48And, um, it's, it's not true. It's not true.
06:53I hid it in my knee-high boots.
06:56Thanks.
06:57So, Ed, what's Pauline Hanson talking about?
06:59Uh, I think she's upset that they were teaching gender identity in schools, Tom.
07:03Indeed, yes. Prompting strong words from the member Thor Sexyland.
07:09Well, it was a big day in central Queensland.
07:11That's pretty impressive that they got it up. At least they got it up.
07:16Wait, what's that young chap just witnessed, Chris?
07:19It's a big week for Pauline Hanson's grand size, isn't it?
07:22See, not, no connection between it.
07:24Poor boys traumatized.
07:24This happened in, up in Bowen in Queensland.
07:27And what was up, Alex?
07:28I do know this. It was a rocket. It was a rocket launched and it did fine at best.
07:32Well, the launch of, uh, the first Australia-made rocket, uh, it lasted 14 seconds, but it did
07:39give us one of the finest pieces of launch commentary ever recorded.
07:43It's going. It's going.
07:44Oh, okay. It's hovering. It's hovering. It's hovering. It's hovering. It's hovering.
07:47It's gone.
07:48Oh, no. It didn't go.
07:53Well, here's some advice we all heard this week.
07:56Don't go down to the beach. Don't be looking at waves.
07:59Get yourself as high as you possibly can.
08:01Get yourself as high as you possibly can. In response to what?
08:06Daniel?
08:07Uh, before you watch Happy Gilmore 2?
08:08Yes.
08:09That's probably, that's probably going to help with that, uh, release.
08:12What's this week, though? He's, it's a warning for people relating to what, Ed?
08:16Is there a tsunami?
08:17Yes, yeah. Well, we had the big 8.7 earthquake of Russia and they thought there'd be big waves.
08:22Intriguing statement from Donald Trump.
08:24I never had the privilege of going to his island.
08:27You're right. You're right. What island?
08:30Uh, Alex?
08:32I'm just going, it was Epstein. I don't know why he said privilege, but yeah, it's Epstein's island.
08:36It's like saying, I never had the honour of meeting Stalin.
08:40It's hard to get onto Epstein's island, Tommy.
08:42What do you do? Like, how do you?
08:44You have to book well ahead.
08:45You have to book ahead. I can't take it.
08:47Trump continues to be asked about relations with underage girls, but he's too smart to be caught out.
08:52Some of them young women.
08:54Uh, well, I don't want to say, but the answer is yes.
08:59Oh, it was a tough Thursday in England.
09:03This was the scene at Heathrow this afternoon and it could not have come at a worse time.
09:07What caused the chaos at Heathrow?
09:09Alex?
09:09Chaos. They ran out of novelty-sized Tobler ants.
09:12And the airport shuts down. Denise, did you find it?
09:15Was it the tsunami stuff?
09:17No, not tsunami related.
09:18No.
09:19That's all right, another go.
09:20No, but thanks for playing.
09:22Chris?
09:22Was it like a system shutdown, right?
09:24But they fixed it by turning it off and turning it on.
09:25Exactly.
09:26Pretty much, Chris.
09:27Yeah, major air traffic control outage.
09:28I'll give you the points.
09:29All amazing scenes on the streets of Birmingham.
09:32What was the occasion?
09:34Daniel?
09:34Are the garbage trucks on strike?
09:36Yeah, that's right.
09:37It's actually not garbage.
09:38It's flowers, Alex.
09:38This is quite sad.
09:39A florist exploded.
09:41OK.
09:42Celebrating.
09:42No, obviously flowers, wreath.
09:44It's, of course, the funeral of the iconic Chris.
09:47Aussie Osborne, right?
09:48And they marked about releasing a flock of headless bats.
09:51Oh, thank you.
09:52That was a lovely touch.
09:53Paisa, thank you, Chris.
09:54But, of course, Aussie touched so many people.
09:57If he was never here, I feel like I wouldn't be the person I am today.
10:01Jeez, that looked a lot like Chris Parker as a child.
10:04That one spat at everything.
10:06That and everything.
10:07I figured the fringe out.
10:08I figured the fringe out.
10:08That's great.
10:10We've got to take a break.
10:11Back with more, how do you think?
10:12Come on.
10:28The Albanese government has made a YouTube.
10:30YouTube.
10:31YouTube.
10:31YouTube.
10:31YouTube will be included in Australia's social media ban.
10:34Everyone's going to have an opinion on that one.
10:36I love it.
10:37It's Delulu.
10:37But in the meantime, education analysts are warning.
10:40Government officials.
10:41Are all getting together.
10:42To receive any colour skivvy.
10:44Making it clear.
10:44My government is pro-wiggled.
10:46Pro-wiggled.
10:47Yeah.
10:48Yeah.
10:51Yeah.
10:52Thank you so much for your attention just before we return to questions.
10:55Alex, you posted this rather intriguing image.
10:58What's going on there?
10:59I was emceeing an event recently and that's the green room they gave me.
11:07Do you know often when I like do these hosting events and I'm, that's just mine by the way,
11:12I was solo.
11:12I'll be in these tiny little spaces, sometimes I'm in cupboards and I remember thinking to
11:15myself like I've got to get out of this stand-up game, it's lonely, it's disrespectful and
11:19then I walked in the other night, I saw this, the table dressed, free jug of coke and I thought,
11:25just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in.
11:30Yeah.
11:30Well done.
11:31Good to see you.
11:32Alright, let's get back into some questions.
11:35New Zealand Parliament was interrupted this week.
11:38I was there with my kids over the weekend, is it on somebody's phone?
11:43Can I have some advice please?
11:45Wow, what was the emergency?
11:47Alex?
11:48I think that's the alarm that goes off when an Australian says they invented pavlova.
11:52That's right.
11:54We jump on them.
11:55Daniel.
11:56Can I just ask Chris, where is everyone?
11:59Yeah, yeah.
12:00Look, it was a bad turn out, it was Brent's 40th, so everyone had to go to that.
12:05It's not a great, is that even a quorum?
12:08Denise.
12:09I'm going to go with tsunami again.
12:14You mocked.
12:15Denise, you are quite correct, it was indeed the tsunami warning that was going to hit you,
12:18isn't it?
12:19Don't worry.
12:20Incredible.
12:22Oh, this was unfortunate.
12:23A woman in Queensland has been denied a personalised number plate with her name because it was deemed
12:29inappropriate by the government.
12:30Her name is...
12:31Her name is...
12:33Daniel?
12:34Crystal Meth.
12:36You're not a million miles away.
12:38Denise?
12:40Tityana.
12:42That's a beautiful name.
12:43Tityana.
12:43That's a beautiful name.
12:44Tityana.
12:45Tityana.
12:45It's not Tityana.
12:46Alex?
12:47Dan was kind of right.
12:49Yeah, because her name was Indigo.
12:51Indigo.
12:52Indigo.
12:52What is it?
12:53Don't act like you don't know.
12:55Excuse me, I used to know and then I smoked too much weed.
12:59In fact, it's a strain of marijuana.
13:02Marijuana.
13:03Yeah, yeah.
13:03The one we had last weekend.
13:05That's right.
13:06Alex, point to yours.
13:07To a romantic proposal in Santorini.
13:15What happens next?
13:16Chris?
13:17Well, she invites her three dads to Greece and then they...
13:22They all start singing Ava songs and...
13:25Right, so people are thrilled by that.
13:27I have no idea what he's talking about.
13:30What is that?
13:31Why is that?
13:31It's like, is it Colin Firth?
13:32Is it Pierce Brosnan?
13:33Is it Skarsdard and then Meryl Streep?
13:36It's Mamma Mia, Ed.
13:37What?
13:37Mamma Mia.
13:38It's the musical Mamma Mia.
13:40Yep, alright.
13:40See you later.
13:42Is that a movie?
13:43Thank you, Chris.
13:43Have you not experienced pure joy?
13:46Let's go back to Santorini.
13:48Denise, what happens next?
13:49Uh...
13:50The Tsunami.
13:51Yeah.
13:52Boom!
13:54I will...
13:55Oh, God.
13:55Points.
13:56There's that.
13:57There's both.
13:58Sadly not, Daniel.
13:59I've seen a couple of tourists walk in their shot.
14:02It's the magic moment.
14:03Down on one knee, the ring, and then this happens.
14:10So good, Tom.
14:14Now, I think we've got three married people in the front row.
14:17So did you have big sort of Greek island-style proposals?
14:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:20I, um...
14:21Well, mine was on the footy watching...
14:23Oh, no, sorry, on the couch watching Friday Night Footy.
14:25Okay.
14:26Did you turn the sound down?
14:27No, no, just kept the game going.
14:29It was romantic.
14:29I proposed.
14:30It was sort of romantic near like...
14:32Well, I shouldn't say near a cliff, but you never know what the answer's gonna be.
14:35Sure.
14:36That's funny.
14:36It was a lookout.
14:38Yeah.
14:38But yeah, it was...
14:39Yeah, anyway.
14:40I was a bit nervous because I didn't have the ring I wanted to eventually get.
14:44I proposed.
14:44But I had a signet ring.
14:45It's like a stone.
14:46But yeah, so it signifies like love or hope.
14:49Mine signified that 2021 was a financially difficult year.
14:51Sure.
14:52But it still happened.
14:53She said yes, yeah.
14:54She said yes.
14:55Chris...
14:55Well, yeah, I got proposed too.
14:57And we went to a fancy restaurant and I didn't know what was happening.
15:00And my husband, he doesn't drink, but, um, I do.
15:04I was so pissed.
15:06I did not know.
15:07And then the morning I woke up and I was like, what's that?
15:11He was so pissed that he used to be straight.
15:14Who knew?
15:15Okay, it's time to look at all things entertainment.
15:24And tonight's showbiz segment is once again brought to you by the Mitsubishi Triton.
15:27It's Mitsubishi's most capable ute ever.
15:30Nothing can frighten a Triton.
15:32Well, of course, the Logies kicked off with a surprise appearance by what Aussie legend?
15:37Daniel.
15:38Jimmy Barnes.
15:39Jimmy Barnes kicked off the evening.
15:40Chris Parker, you want to live in this country.
15:42You better name your favourite Jimmy Barnes song real quick.
15:44Uh, Working Glass Man.
15:47Yes.
15:48Wow!
15:50Hang on.
15:52Hang on.
15:52Did you say Working Glass Man?
15:54Working Glass Man.
15:55Yeah.
15:57We will pay that.
15:58We will pay that.
15:59We will pay that.
15:59Thank you, Aura.
16:00Daniel.
16:01Well, this was unexpected.
16:03TMZ has captured Katy Perry on a date with none other than...
16:09With none other than Chris?
16:10A girl and she liked it.
16:13But in this instance, no.
16:15Daniel?
16:16Was it the divorced CEO from the Coldplay?
16:18He's on the market.
16:19He's on the market.
16:20No, this is a high profile date.
16:22This is wild to me anyway.
16:23It's Justin Trudeau.
16:24Trudeau?
16:25Is that how you say it?
16:26Yeah.
16:26Points to yours out.
16:27This Justin.
16:28Breaking news.
16:29Justin Timberlake has just revealed that he's been diagnosed with...
16:32Diagnosed with...
16:33What?
16:34Chris?
16:34Sexy back.
16:35It's a chronic pain.
16:38Very painful.
16:39Denise.
16:39Horrible.
16:40I know.
16:41It's a common syndrome.
16:44It's when you get old, you become irrelevant and you have to use your medical issues to
16:49get some attention.
16:53I've done it myself.
16:55I'm a big fan of it.
16:58It's a really good idea.
16:59Is that the case?
17:00Is that...
17:00This is a specific disease.
17:02She might...
17:02Can we split the point?
17:03It's Lyme disease.
17:04Yes.
17:05But she's right.
17:06He hasn't had any movies or songs.
17:09It seems like the only thing he's announced in 10 years.
17:11Yes.
17:11I've got Lyme...
17:12Well, I haven't, but...
17:15Actually, I have.
17:17Ed, I think I'll have to give you the points he's diagnosed with Lyme disease.
17:20The Blocks foreman Dan wasn't happy.
17:22If I give you an instruction, you can't disobey it.
17:25No, I didn't believe it.
17:26No, I've lost trust.
17:27Because you've just gone behind my back.
17:30What did contestant Hannah do?
17:33Daniel.
17:33Big mistake.
17:34She got him a dim sum instead of a...
17:37Instead of a chico roll.
17:38Oh, shoot.
17:38No.
17:39And on top of that, he specifically said icebreaker.
17:43She got him a nippies.
17:45She did something that Dan's not happy with.
17:48Do you know?
17:49No, no, no.
17:49Do you know?
17:49I don't know.
17:50Of course I don't.
17:51How about that?
17:52Of course I don't know.
17:53She did say to me.
17:54She started waterproofing Denise without permission from...
17:57What's his name?
17:59From Dan.
18:00Foreman Dan.
18:01Foreman Dan.
18:01Foreman Dan.
18:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:03She did...
18:03But then she probably...
18:05He was very...
18:06He was an arsehole, I think.
18:08Yeah.
18:08And he was...
18:09She would have been crying and then the waterproofing would have been good.
18:13Sure.
18:14That's a good point.
18:15That's good.
18:15Ed, I'll pay that she started waterproofing without supervision.
18:19Well, Gordon Ramsay's new show Secret Service debuted on Wednesday.
18:22Oh, ****.
18:24Look at the size of that thing.
18:25Paul, that's disgusting.
18:27Wow.
18:28What is...
18:29What has Gordon just seen?
18:31Daniel.
18:31He's actually watching fresh footage of last night's Logie's After Party.
18:34That's a true...
18:35Disgusting might be one.
18:37Chris, what's Gordon just seen?
18:38A rat.
18:39Ooh, let's...
18:40But in defence, the rat was on the head.
18:43We're in the house.
18:44Come on.
18:45Two movie references.
18:47That was a mirror.
18:48Chris, I'm going to take the first part.
18:49You say he saw a rat.
18:50Let's take a look.
18:51Five Rats.
18:53A live version of **** Ratatouille.
18:55Oh!
18:56Oh!
18:56We've got to take a break.
18:57Back with our special guest, Quizmaster.
18:59Right after this.
19:11We're back to watching Have You Been Paying Tension and it's time to meet our special guest,
19:14Quizmaster.
19:15We've seen her starring in everything from Upper Middle Bogan to Colin from Accounts and she's
19:20about to hit our screens again.
19:22Say hello to Annie Maynard.
19:23Woo!
19:25Annie.
19:26Come on.
19:27Welcome.
19:29Great to see you.
19:30Thanks for having me.
19:31We've seen you in so many shows.
19:32You're about to dive into a new one.
19:34It's a mystery thriller playing Gracie Darling.
19:37Who's Gracie and what's she playing?
19:39Well, Gracie in the 90s was having a seance with her friends and she went missing.
19:46And so there's the new generation, you know, our children now are doing their own seances
19:52and another girl has gone missing.
19:54Okay.
19:54Well, it sounds spooky.
19:56She's at my house, by the way.
19:57Oh, yeah.
19:58Just so I know.
19:59Problem solved.
19:59Problem solved indeed.
20:00A pretty impressive cast, Annie, including our very own Celia Piquola.
20:04Yeah.
20:05What was she like to work with?
20:07Well, I mean, you guys know she's very demanding.
20:11Controlling.
20:12Controlling high maintenance.
20:14Yeah.
20:14Yeah.
20:14No, she's an absolute delight and I think you'll see her in a really new light because
20:20she's playing, you know, a grieving, vulnerable, distressed woman and she does an incredible job.
20:27Yeah.
20:28She does that on this show too.
20:29That's right.
20:30You also got to work with Ann Tenney, better known of course as Sally Kerrigan from The Castle.
20:35Adorable.
20:36So pretty amazing series.
20:38Annie, just to save me some time, what happens in the end?
20:42Well, you'll have to watch episode six.
20:45You will have to watch that.
20:46It's all going to be dropped at once.
20:47Annie, so many roles over your career.
20:50Do you realise you and I have actually worked together before?
20:54Indirectly, I believe.
20:56The series was Utopia on the ABC, which I co-wrote and you played the role of?
21:01I was the Jorgensen smart fridge freezer.
21:07Smart fridge freezer voice.
21:10Take a look.
21:10Let's do it.
21:11Okay.
21:13Welcome to your Jorgensen fridge freezer.
21:18And the Logie goes too.
21:22Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
21:24A free highlight.
21:26Now we share a mutual friend, young Glenn Robbins, and this was at the Logies a couple
21:31of years, but I think it might have been the year that Colin from Accounts won about 27 awards.
21:36I adore him.
21:37I adore him.
21:37He is the most gorgeous man and the fact that he played my dad, I'll just never ever recover
21:43from that.
21:43Absolutely.
21:44And this, are you holding his chin up?
21:48Yes.
21:49Because at our age, it helps.
21:54I understand.
21:55It's in his contract, I think.
21:57Alright, Annie has kindly agreed to ask you five some questions.
22:00We've got them here.
22:01Why don't we dive in?
22:01Okay.
22:03It was a touching moment at the Logies last night, when who was inducted into the Hall
22:07of Fame?
22:08Uh, Denise.
22:10Forman Dam.
22:13That's what we've got here.
22:14Very deserving nominee, but this was an even better winner.
22:18Alex.
22:19Magda.
22:19Yes.
22:20Our beloved Magda.
22:22And apparently you have to pronounce her surname as if you're Arnold Schwarzenegger to
22:26get it correct.
22:26Here we go.
22:27Say it.
22:27Magda Zubinski.
22:29Wow.
22:30Good, because I mumbled through it.
22:32Yes.
22:32Just go under.
22:33Tom's good at accents.
22:34You name a country, he'll do the accent.
22:37Next question, Annie.
22:39This is coming to Netflix.
22:41What's the show?
22:43Uh, Denise.
22:44The Real Housewives of Longceston.
22:50It would be a great series.
22:52Alex, what's the show?
22:53Sex and the City sequel.
22:55It's celibacy in the country.
22:58Come on, get them out of your system, Daniel.
23:01Do one.
23:03That's great.
23:04Amish Farmer wants a wife.
23:05You okay?
23:07See, I would have gone with McLeod's granddaughters, but...
23:11Uh, Chris.
23:12Is it Pride and Prejudice, is it?
23:14Yes.
23:15Oh, come on, guys.
23:17It's because I love movies.
23:18Of course it is.
23:19Feel good on that, are they?
23:20Eddie Murphy has an exciting new role.
23:23Are you French in this?
23:24Maybe.
23:26Who's he playing?
23:27He does French in this.
23:29Daniel?
23:29French, was it?
23:31Joan of Arc in Big Mama's Arc.
23:34Wow.
23:36Not that much we've got here.
23:38It's another kind of reboot.
23:40Famous comedy role.
23:41Denise?
23:42Did you say Arc or...?
23:44Sorry.
23:46Oh, Inspector Clouseau.
23:48Yes.
23:49Pink Pan...
23:50Well, you know...
23:52You're right, in the new Pink Panther movie.
23:55That's what I was going to say.
23:56With the other syllables.
23:57This painting has just won the People's Choice Award at the Archibald Prize.
24:02What is unusual about it?
24:04Daniel?
24:04The lady looks really lifelike.
24:06Yes.
24:06She's the artist.
24:07She's the artist.
24:10That's Lorabel the artist, but it's unusual.
24:12It's a finger painting, right?
24:14Yes, you're right.
24:15So, the artist painted with her fingers.
24:17Her name is Lorabel Sporowski, and she had some nerve damage in her hands.
24:21So, do...
24:22Oh, wow.
24:22Wait, before or after?
24:25Hence the...hence the finger painting.
24:27Um, Neil?
24:28Kim Kardashian's Skims released a new product.
24:31We've been doing shapewear for a really long time, and now we are going to offer...
24:37Now she's going to offer what?
24:39Daniel?
24:39Is it straight jackets?
24:41Yeah.
24:42Alex?
24:43I think those are cut-offs from Kris Jenner's old face.
24:45Is that...?
24:48Really?
24:49They've been doing shapewear, now they're going to offer Denise.
24:52I think I know what this is because, you know, of course I do Kim shapewear.
24:56Um, it's a mask for the chin.
25:02For sculpting the chin.
25:04Yes, it's shapewear for your face.
25:07Look at that.
25:07And all the big stars are wearing it.
25:09I'm already feeling 10 years younger.
25:15Do I tell you what?
25:16Khloe Kardashian is looking good, Tom.
25:19What's, um...
25:21What's shapewear?
25:22What's shapewear?
25:23What's shapewear?
25:23Well, it's a fart trapping, um, like a tight sock around your midsection.
25:29Right.
25:30Um, and I think maybe all men should have to wear it to understand...
25:34The pain?
25:35The pain.
25:36Basically, imagine all, you know, all your leather stuff with the buckles.
25:38Oh, okay.
25:39Yeah.
25:40Similar.
25:40It does hold everything in, Annie, but then your fat's got to splodge out somewhere.
25:46So it sort of comes up out of your armpit.
25:49Yeah.
25:51I was once trying to get out of mine and my husband walked in and I went,
25:54Get out!
25:56That's the worst.
25:57I, I'm not going to name names, but I was at an event, television event,
26:02in a toilet and I heard this big bang and an actress had passed out.
26:08Yeah.
26:08Because she was trying to go to the toilet with a shapewear and, and, and, uh, anyway.
26:14No, no, no, no.
26:15Firstly, you said you wouldn't tell anyone.
26:16Secondly, thank you for calling me an actress.
26:20What happened?
26:24We've got to take a break.
26:25Plain Gracie Darling premieres on Paramount Plus Thursday, August 14th.
26:29Would you please thank Annie Maynard?
26:45We're back and it's fun to put each of our contestants individually under the spotlight.
26:49Tomorrow, we lay to rest one of the icons of world wrestling, the great Hulk Hogan.
26:53And we thought, what better time to look back at the storied history of this wonderful sport.
26:59Uh, so...
27:01Controversial.
27:01Wow!
27:04Let's get ready to rumble!
27:10You know the drill.
27:12A clip, a question, and we can all move on.
27:16Um, Daniel, let's start with you.
27:22Daniel, it's 1984 and Mean Gene is in the locker room about to interview Hulk Hogan,
27:27who's just claimed his first WWE championship after an epic battle against the Iron Sheik.
27:34The brand new World Wrestling Federation champion Hulk Hogan.
27:38You proved it to thousands and thousands of fans.
27:41You know something, Mean Gene?
27:42They proved it to themselves.
27:44All I asked was for the whole WWF to stand behind the Hulkster.
27:48And I told him I'd bring it home for the USA.
27:50I feel the energy Hulkamania's running worldwide.
27:53And it just turns me on, Mean Gene.
27:55And I felt every one of those 25, 30 plus thousand people with me standing behind me all the way.
28:01And it felt great.
28:02Well, you have arrived, Hulk Hogan.
28:03Have you ever seen anything as beautiful as this, BG?
28:06Daniel, we'll stop it there because that interview gets interrupted.
28:10Okay.
28:11By what?
28:11I'm thinking someone comes in with a chair.
28:14Who did you say?
28:14It gets interrupted and you are correct.
28:16Someone comes in.
28:18Yeah, who?
28:18The Iron Sheik.
28:19Comes in.
28:20Chair to the head.
28:21He goes down.
28:22It's on again.
28:24Royal Rumble starts again.
28:25You're so close.
28:26It's actually not an enemy.
28:27It's a colleague who comes in.
28:29Of course, Hulk...
28:30His wife comes in with a chair.
28:33Takes him down.
28:34Sounded out a bit close, but I can't quite give it to you.
28:36Let's take a look.
28:37Everybody out there is going...
28:39Oh!
28:41Oh!
28:43Oh!
28:44Andre the Giant!
28:45Andre the Giant comes in with champagne to celebrate.
28:48Sorry, Daniel can't give you the points.
28:51Andre the Giant's in need of shapewear, isn't he?
28:53That was...
28:55Jeez.
28:55Need some Spanx there.
28:56Alright, moving on.
28:57And, uh...
28:58Alex.
29:00Let's tag you in.
29:02Tag you.
29:02Get a grip on this intense wrestling moment from WWE's Monday Night Roar.
29:08Brock Sturman, though.
29:09Pick of the cat.
29:09Gonna meet Big Show up in the top rope.
29:11Big Show looked like he was gonna come off the top.
29:13Now Brock Sturman looking for...
29:15Oh!
29:15A superplex!
29:16Perhaps on his own!
29:17Sturman at Big Show!
29:18No way!
29:19Above the ring, Big Show going to the top rope now!
29:21What?
29:22No way.
29:23This can't be possible.
29:26This can't be possible.
29:28Braun Sturman nicknamed the Monster Among Men.
29:31He's climbed onto the ropes with Big Show.
29:33What happens next?
29:34I have to admit I've never watched wrestling in my life.
29:37What?
29:37I've only ever seen men that look like that once and it was at a march for pride.
29:41Okay.
29:42Good for them.
29:44And I don't think that's what's going on.
29:45I can't tell.
29:46Well.
29:47Maybe.
29:47One had a big beard.
29:49Yeah.
29:49I don't know.
29:50Does he grab him by the beard and go woo woo woo?
29:53Given you're not a wrestling fan, Alex, I'll give you...
29:56They tumble off, but then something quite unexpected happens.
30:00Okay, so they do kiss.
30:01Okay.
30:02That would be unexpected.
30:03Final answer is they kiss.
30:05Alex, if you think they kiss, let's take a look.
30:08What on earth?
30:09Oh my God!
30:11Oh my God!
30:12What?
30:13I kid you not, these two gargantuans just collapsed the ring.
30:17Extraordinary.
30:18Sadly.
30:19No kiss.
30:20No kiss.
30:21So well.
30:21Maybe next time.
30:22Alright.
30:23Maybe next time.
30:23Okay.
30:25Chris.
30:26All the way from Christchurch, New Zealand.
30:29We're heading east now, where former Japanese police officer turned pro wrestler, Takayuki
30:35Yuiki has been fighting an eight man tag team.
30:39Yeah!
30:40Yeah!
30:42Yeah!
30:43Yeah!
30:45Yeah!
30:48Yeah!
30:53Yeah!
30:54Yeah!
30:54Yeah!
30:55Yeah!
30:59He really feels like he's going to bring something out.
31:05Well, they often refer to it as a foreign object.
31:08I refer to that as that as well.
31:12Okay.
31:13I think it's like a Mary Poppins situation.
31:16Let's keep those hand pumps to a minute.
31:19Well, I'm getting excited.
31:20There's a maximum of two on the 10 network, sir.
31:23I think he's going to pull out like a clothes handstand.
31:28A decorative scarf.
31:30I use that as a decorative scarf.
31:32No, a hat stand like Mary Poppins.
31:33Okay.
31:34No, no, no.
31:34We really need some points.
31:35No, Parker.
31:36No.
31:36You've got to get into a straight as wrestling mindset.
31:41A can of Lynx Africa.
31:43A can of Lynx Africa.
31:49He sprays them in the eyes.
31:51Chris, what would you do if you had eight men coming at you?
31:54No.
31:58What did I do?
32:00You've got to go with a spray can.
32:05So your answer is he takes out like a spray can.
32:09Lynx Africa.
32:09Lynx Africa.
32:10The old one-two in the eyeballs.
32:12All right.
32:12Let's find out.
32:19The front row have failed to get this segment off the ground.
32:24Denise.
32:25We're going back into the archives now for Australian World Championship Wrestling
32:29and Dick the Bulldog Brower was trying to psych out the opposition.
32:33No bum, you.
32:35You suckered me in your brain.
32:38When I wasn't watching you cops.
32:42And you picked me up.
32:43And you hurt my neck, cops.
32:46You hurt my neck.
32:48I'm going to beat you.
32:50I'm going to crush you.
32:52So Denise, he's ducked out of frame.
32:54What happens next?
32:56Well, of course, the night I had with him, he was...
32:59Leave that.
33:00Charlie, um...
33:01He's trying to demonstrate how tough he is.
33:04Yeah.
33:04So he's picked up a woman's body.
33:14And gone, she's did a lot of women...
33:18Why are you pointing to your ass?
33:21He's pulled something big out of his bottom.
33:26I don't know.
33:27He's sitting on...
33:28Oh, he's sitting on, um, his stool.
33:32Oh, my God.
33:33A chair.
33:34Yes.
33:34He's pulled the chair out, and he's smashed it over someone,
33:41and his eyes pop right out of his leg.
33:45I think what Denise has said in summary is he takes out a chair
33:50and smashes it over, say, himself.
33:54Oh, um, yes.
33:55Oh, um, yes.
33:55Please just say himself.
33:58Yes.
33:59Yes.
33:59Yes, he smashes it over himself because he's having a low self-esteem day.
34:05Let's take a look.
34:06You can't hurt me, sir!
34:08You can't hurt me, sir!
34:10You can't hurt me, sir!
34:10Denise is on the board, baby.
34:14All right.
34:16And to bring this thing home, it's Ed.
34:19Finally down for the count, let's take a look at this iconic moment
34:22from WWE's SummerSlam Slobberknocker from 2022,
34:26where Roman Reigns, a.k.a. the Tribal Chief,
34:30is in a last-man-standing battle with Brock the Beast Lesnar.
34:34Roman Reigns, the champion, looks like he has absolutely nothing left.
34:39And Brock Lesnar's in beast mode right now, Corey.
34:43I mean, Roman Reigns...
34:44And Brock's behind the wheel in a damn tractor again.
34:47Oh, Roman Reigns and official Chad Patton.
34:50A tractor.
34:51On the count of three.
34:52Reigns is down, middle of the ring.
34:54I have no idea what the hell Brock Lesnar's trying to do here.
34:57Ed, what is Brock the Beast Lesnar trying to do?
35:01First things first, I'm not saying they're on drugs,
35:02but that's the women's championship.
35:06Look...
35:08He's gone into a tractor, so obviously he's got something in mind.
35:10He's got something planned.
35:11I mean, the only thing he can do is lift up the ring.
35:13Ed, let's see if you're right.
35:15Where the hell is he going?
35:17Oh, jeez!
35:17Corey, get the hell out of there!
35:19Lesnar's lifted up the ring!
35:20Wow!
35:21With a damn tractor!
35:23Reigns falls out of the entire ring!
35:25Ten points to Ed and...
35:27That brings us to the end on...
35:31Get ready to rumble!
35:33Come on!
35:35Back with more Have You Been Paying Attention right after this.
35:48APPLAUSE
35:52We're back for what have you been paying attention?
35:54Hands on buzzers.
35:56Well, another week, another humble statement from the President.
35:59I'm good at building things and we'll get it built quickly
36:01and on time it'll be beautiful, top of the line.
36:04What's he proposing to build?
36:07Alex.
36:07A new island.
36:10Not an island, anyone?
36:13Yes, Denise.
36:14A ballroom!
36:15A new ballroom at the White House.
36:17And as always, Donald Trump is being very humble about it.
36:20There's never been a President that was good at ballrooms.
36:22I'm really good.
36:24See the guy in the back?
36:26Yeah, that's Triple H.
36:27That's a wrestler, yeah?
36:27Yeah, he was a wrestler who is now sort of CEO of the company.
36:31Sorry, that was really sad because I knew that.
36:35And the golfer as well on the other side?
36:37Who's the golfer, Daniel?
36:37It's Bryson DeChambeau.
36:38Oh, is it really?
36:39Wow.
36:39And that man in the middle?
36:41Yeah.
36:41That's the President.
36:43And that man behind him?
36:46Yeah.
36:46Just wandered into your house?
36:48Yeah.
36:48It's here.
36:50Yes.
36:51To Beijing where?
36:53The head monk of China's Shaolin Temple is being stripped
36:56of his robes.
36:57Why is the head monk being stripped of his robes, Daniel?
37:00New movie, Magic Monk.
37:02Wow.
37:04I've watched it.
37:06I've watched it.
37:07Why has the monk been stripped of his robes?
37:10It's multiple scandals.
37:12Inappropriate dealings with women, embezzlement, all sorts.
37:16Yes.
37:16Improper conduct with women.
37:18To a scary moment during a Spanish air show.
37:28What caused the pilot to suddenly veer off course?
37:31Daniel?
37:31A lady flashed him on the beach.
37:33Yes.
37:33That would be distracting.
37:36This is why you have to put your phone on airplane mode.
37:40Thank you, Chris.
37:41What's happening, people?
37:42Thank you, Chris.
37:43You can actually sort of see it momentarily in the footage there, what happened here.
37:47He was dodging birds.
37:48Yeah, a flock of birds, apparently.
37:49He had to take evasive action.
37:50Tell you what, the Spanish Air Force is a bit of a wuss, aren't they?
37:52Yes.
37:54We'd just go straight through, wouldn't we?
37:55Yeah, exactly right.
37:55Straight through.
37:56Thank you, Tommy.
37:57That is exactly what you do.
37:59Point to yours, Ed.
38:00Alright, it's time to pull on the activewear.
38:11Well, it's been a massive week for Aussie swimmer Molly O'Callaghan.
38:14What's she done?
38:16Chris?
38:16She's the first person to ever get out of the side of a pool gracefully.
38:19It's not easy.
38:21Not easy?
38:21I think she's done a bit of that, but this is quite epic.
38:24She won a race, freestyle in Singapore.
38:27But she's won more than one race.
38:28Daniel?
38:29Didn't she, she's passed Thorpey for the most gold medals?
38:32Close enough, Daniel.
38:33Equals, apparently 11 gold at the one championship.
38:36Well, at 43, Serena Williams is rumoured to be doing what?
38:40Chris?
38:41Turning 44.
38:46Technically, yes.
38:48The spot round is my round.
38:52She is returning to tennis.
38:54Yeah, make it a comeback.
38:56To projects.
38:57Yes, Daniel?
38:58Does it look like she has four legs or is it just me?
39:02Do you reckon she should play doubles?
39:06Make a good clock.
39:07Would she be quick?
39:08She would be quick.
39:09All right, moving on.
39:10To a heartwarming moment at Indianapolis.
39:18What's driver Bubba Wallace celebrating?
39:21Daniel?
39:22He's the youngest driver to compete in the world.
39:27Denise, what's Bubba's celebrating?
39:28Um, that's the trophy.
39:30You get that trophy.
39:32Ed?
39:33He's holding up his co-driver, Grant Denya.
39:38None of you are taking this seriously.
39:41Chris, if you get this, Chris, I will be shocked and thrilled if you get this.
39:47Did he win a race?
39:50He's correct.
39:54He did the whole thing with the baby on board sticker on the back.
39:57Yeah.
39:57It's amazing.
39:58Chris, apparently he broke a 100 race winless streak, so that was why it was so hippy.
40:02Easy, guys.
40:04But, points are yours.
40:05Lionel Messi popped up somewhere unexpected this week.
40:12Where was he spotted?
40:13Dead.
40:14That's a bit of fun.
40:14That is the, he's on the Coldplay kiss cam.
40:18And that is Ronaldo's wife.
40:21It was the Coldplay kiss cam in Miami.
40:23Points are yours, Ed.
40:24Champion strongman Haftor Jonsson smashed a world record this week.
40:29What was it?
40:30Come on, Parker.
40:31Okay.
40:33I'm guessing it's not, like, lacrosse.
40:36So...
40:37Weightlifting?
40:38He lifted the most weights.
40:41Give me an exercise.
40:42Give me an exercise.
40:43It was the...
40:44It was...
40:45Deadlifting.
40:46Oh, my God.
40:48The deadlift world record lifting an absurd 505 kilograms.
40:52Take a look.
40:59We've got to take a break.
41:00Back with our winner right after this.
41:12With that, let's close this show up with a little Rapid Recall.
41:17And tonight's Rapid Recall is once again proudly brought to you by our very good friends at
41:21Yui.
41:21As a man who doesn't endorse a lot of things once said...
41:24You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
41:26Come on.
41:27I could not have been paid to say it better myself.
41:30All right.
41:31Start that clock.
41:32Big news from Virgin.
41:34Passengers will soon be allowed to travel with what?
41:37Chris.
41:37Dignity.
41:38Is...
41:39That's important.
41:40Check that on.
41:41Daniel.
41:41It's pets, I believe.
41:42Yeah.
41:43I can now take my snakes on a plane.
41:44Well, I don't know where they draw the line, but certainly cats and dogs.
41:49It's official.
41:50Carmela will not be running for what position?
41:53Daniel.
41:53Wing attack on her...
41:56But she ruled this out this week, be it?
41:58Yeah, Governor of California.
42:00That's it.
42:00And people are now thinking because...
42:03Oh, because...
42:03...leaves her options open for another tilt at the White House.
42:06Ah, another loss.
42:07That'll be good.
42:07The Grateful Dead just performed three days of a concert celebrating what milestone?
42:12Jesus.
42:13Denise.
42:14That they're still alive.
42:15Yeah, well, I'll be celebrating, but it sort of relates to their longevity.
42:19There's Daniel.
42:2060 years.
42:21Yeah, 60 anniversary.
42:22Kim Yo-jong, sister of North Korea's Kim Jong-un, made news this week for refusing
42:27to do what?
42:29Daniel.
42:30Join the family WhatsApp.
42:32She left the group many months ago.
42:34Denise.
42:34Uh, karaoke with any less than five microphones.
42:39Do you want more microphones?
42:40No, no, good call from our dear leader's sister.
42:44She has refused to go to negotiations with South Korea.
42:47Yeah, they're still trying to end technically...
42:49Our dear leader said so and that's the way it goes.
42:52Meet newborn Thaddeus Daniel Pearce.
42:54He's just been awarded what title?
42:57Denise.
42:58I don't know.
42:59But I'm...
43:00I'm lactating.
43:01Okay.
43:07That is great.
43:08I don't know either, but I'm thirsty.
43:10Okay.
43:11Oh my God.
43:12I'm sorry, I know.
43:14Sorry.
43:15You own it.
43:17Okay, that was a Freudian slip, I think.
43:20Or a Freudian nip.
43:20Take a moment there.
43:24Chris, isn't this like the oldest baby or something?
43:27Because it's like a thought out embryo.
43:30Chris, I'll pay that.
43:32They're born from a 30-year-old frozen embryo.
43:33Wow.
43:34Lifeblood has announced a rule change.
43:36Who can now donate blood?
43:37Denise.
43:38Well, me.
43:40Yes.
43:40Because people who've had cancer...
43:42Yes.
43:42And everyone look...
43:44I'm glad you look superly sad.
43:46Very upset.
43:47Yes.
43:47Can now donate blood.
43:49One year after treatment provided you're in remission, you can now give blood.
43:52Yep, I won't.
43:54But I can...
43:55I can do it.
43:57That's it.
43:58Tough week for the woman who made hula hooping an international sensation.
44:02What's happened?
44:03Chris, she passed away, didn't she?
44:05And after all those hoops, she jumped through as well.
44:09Thank you, Chris.
44:10And also on that, I heard they didn't even bring up the hoops at the funeral.
44:12She must be spinning in her grave.
44:15Indeed.
44:16Aussie Joan Anderson, 101 passed away.
44:19Wow.
44:19Big week for Hobart's Sandy Bay Bowls Club.
44:22What milestone did they just celebrate?
44:24Daniel.
44:25I think it's...
44:26It's 180 years old, the club is.
44:29Yeah.
44:29There's still a few original members there as well.
44:32And what happened 180 years ago at that club?
44:35The first ball was rolled.
44:37First Lord Bowls game in Australia.
44:39Daniel, I'll give you the points.
44:40The Super Netball Grand Final.
44:42Oh, we're out of time.
44:43Let's check that final leaderboard.
44:44And our winner is Ed Cavalier.
44:50Congratulations to our winner.
44:51Thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
44:53We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention to wildlife
44:56when filing a news report.
44:58There is no risk to the public here.
45:01Sarah O'Kane and County Fermanagh, thank you.
45:05Indeed.
45:06Good night, Australia. See you all next week.
45:14Bye.
45:15Bye.
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