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00:09Tonight, join Pete Halea, Kitty Flanagan, Tim McDonald, Emma Holland and Sam Pang.
00:16As we look back on The Weekend Us, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, the Chris Master General, John Gleisner.
00:28Good evening, Australia. Great to have you all come through as we once again play show catch-up on The
00:33Week That Was.
00:33And to help us out, we've assembled five of our favourites to see if they can recall some of the
00:39major moments.
00:39Just back from a sell-out season at the Edinburgh Fringe, say hello to Emma Holland.
00:46Co-host of The Sheep Seats each week here on 10, it's Mr Tim McDonald.
00:53Actor, author and certified cat lover, the always informed Kitty Flanagan.
00:59Co-host of the hit podcast, Make Me Good at Golf, one of our favourites, Pete Halea.
01:06And finally, a man who leads from the front but somehow ends up behind, Mr Sam Pang.
01:13Now, Pete, congratulations, Emma.
01:16You're just back from a massive month performing at the Edinburgh Fringe.
01:20Yes.
01:20Highlights?
01:21Just seeing where my ancestors came from, I suppose.
01:25You didn't know you had Scottish heritage.
01:26Oh, I don't.
01:27OK.
01:29Just hang on.
01:29We saw this photo.
01:30Emma, what's going on here?
01:32Oh, yes.
01:36Well, I thought it would be quite funny to do one of my shows wet.
01:42And so before I went on stage, I, like, got in the shower and just made myself wet.
01:47And it's funny for the first 10 seconds and then I'm on stage and I realise I'm just quite wet.
01:51Yes.
01:52And, like, 10 minutes in, you'd be chafing, I'm suspecting.
01:56I'm just saying, when your clothes get wet.
01:58Yes, Sam.
01:58That's actually the earliest you've ever lost the crowd.
02:03Well done, mate.
02:04You're on tonight.
02:06Good to see you again, Kitty.
02:08Have you been out on the golf course?
02:10Yeah.
02:10We spotted this online.
02:13Look at that.
02:14That is very impressive.
02:17Great looking swing.
02:18You weren't nervous, like, cameras filming and everything?
02:20Oh, to be honest, Tom, I think everyone carries on a bit about golf, especially men.
02:24Oh, it's so hard.
02:25No, I mean, let's face it, the ball is stationary.
02:28All you've got to do is pick a spot and hit it there.
02:30So, what's the big deal, guys?
02:33What's the big deal?
02:34You say that, Kitty, but we also came across this.
02:42Yep, I picked a spot in the bushes.
02:45Straight to it.
02:46Set it straight over.
02:47Miriam, well, one...
02:48On what channel?
02:52I know it's on sports.
02:58I think it's on Channel 7, but Kitty's ball end up on SBS.
03:06It may well have been the case.
03:07Hey, great to see you again, Pete.
03:09And you've been up at the snow.
03:10I think you were doing a gig with Tom Gleeson?
03:14Yeah.
03:14Was it like a gig gig, or did you just want a freebie at the snow?
03:18Oh, well, Tom, I am a professional.
03:20I'm a craftsman.
03:21If you're suggesting that I'm organising these gigs
03:23to get free lift passes and snow hard,
03:26I take umbrage at that, to be honest.
03:28So, Pete, I take it back.
03:29I mentioned you've also got a new podcast out,
03:32Make Me Good at Golf.
03:33I do need some new clubs.
03:34Oh, OK.
03:36We've cleared that up.
03:37And, Jess, for anyone who wants to listen to the podcast,
03:39it's available on sports.
03:41Good to know.
03:41That's where we'll find it.
03:43Hey, welcome back, Tim,
03:44and congratulations on the cheap seats.
03:45You've been getting some big guests lately.
03:48Yes.
03:49Well, last week on Have You Been, you had Miss Universe.
03:51Miss Universe, yes.
03:52Of course.
03:52And you had?
03:53We had little Miss Universe.
03:56It was a very interesting discussion.
03:58I think we've got a...
03:59Here's a brief moment from the interview.
04:00Do you want...
04:01No!
04:02Yes.
04:03Yes.
04:03Yes.
04:05Yes.
04:06Yes.
04:07Yes.
04:08Yes.
04:09Yes.
04:10Yes.
04:10Yes.
04:11Yes.
04:13We were discussing the war in Ukraine.
04:15OK.
04:17Very interesting views.
04:19All right.
04:20We should get this show on the road.
04:21Hands on buzzers.
04:23Starting with an explosive moment from a press conference in Brisbane.
04:27Oh, mate, don't say that, because that irritates me,
04:31and I punch bloods in the mouth for saying that.
04:34For saying what?
04:35Hey.
04:36He was accused of enjoying Aperol spritz over Forex.
04:39Yeah.
04:40That's dangerous.
04:41I don't like that.
04:42That's...
04:42That's...
04:43Ah, Tim.
04:44No, it's the allegation that he's being controlled
04:45by a little rat under his hat.
04:47Yes.
04:49Anyone know what the backstories?
04:51Emma.
04:51No, someone accused him of being Lebanese.
04:54But he's straight, so...
04:57Well...
04:57Yeah, I'll play that.
04:59A journalist brought up his heritage.
05:03Strong words from Senator Michaelia Cash.
05:05This is the letter.
05:07You said no.
05:09You have some serious explaining to do today.
05:13What's the letter?
05:14Kitty.
05:15It was her request for a new hairdresser.
05:19Denied.
05:20Denied.
05:21And what's she fired up about, Sam?
05:23Was it the letter...
05:25G?
05:26No.
05:27You shouldn't...
05:28Can I have 25 more guesses?
05:32Tim, what's the letter?
05:33Sometimes Santa says no, and...
05:37Pete.
05:38It's a letter from Bob Catter,
05:40asking to be referred to as Bob-a-Ganush.
05:42It is.
05:43Boom.
05:46I don't think any of you are taking this seriously.
05:49Help me out, Sam.
05:49What was the letter about?
05:52Are you sure Pete's answer's not on the card?
05:55I think it's related to the Iranian ambassador.
05:59Not even close.
06:00It is...
06:02She was calling for the Iran's Revolutionary Guard
06:05to be deemed a terrorist organisation,
06:06and the government have refused.
06:08I'm pretty sure the Iranian ambassador's involved.
06:12Bear in mind, his first answer was the letter G.
06:15Yes.
06:17In terms of detail, I think Tim may have...
06:19Oh, OK.
06:20Thanks, Ed.
06:22How dare you?
06:23How...
06:24How dare you?
06:26How dare you?
06:27I miss him.
06:27I miss him already.
06:29Big thank you to Yui, who...
06:34It had to happen.
06:36We're moving on.
06:36Tim, points are yours.
06:37Well, big nod out for Susan Lee.
06:39What was the opposition leader all dressed up for?
06:42Kitty.
06:43Her best friend's wedding?
06:44What a bitch.
06:48Not a...
06:49It wasn't a wedding.
06:49It was a big event.
06:51Pete?
06:51She's confident she's wearing white to Taco Tuesday.
06:53And that is...
06:55That is really pushing the limits there, Sam.
06:57It's the Midwinter's Ball.
06:59And you know who her date was?
07:01Who's that?
07:02The Iranian ambassador.
07:06I'll pay the first part.
07:07And it's a lovely shade, too.
07:09Apparently that colour's called Sky News Diversity.
07:13Sam, points are yours.
07:15The Iranian ambassador was kicked out this week.
07:17What were his parting words...
07:20All right.
07:22You better get this right.
07:23What were his parting words?
07:25Go Broncos.
07:28Kitty.
07:29High five, anyone?
07:31It was rather gracious.
07:33Emma?
07:33I think it was Iran.
07:34I ran so far away.
07:36Wow.
07:38Well done.
07:39Sam.
07:40No, because I did think he would come up at some stage, I saw this.
07:42He's been sent out of the country.
07:46He has.
07:46But he said, I love Australia.
07:48Oh, Sam.
07:48Let's take a look.
07:49I love, you know, Australian people.
07:51Do you believe that Iran are behind these attacks?
07:54Don't say that.
07:56First part.
07:57First part is your second.
07:59Or Donald Trump is cracking down.
08:02You get one year in jail and it goes on your record.
08:05Wow.
08:06You could now get one year in jail for doing what?
08:09Emma?
08:10Beating the House at Trump Casino.
08:12That would definitely be.
08:13That is an absolute no.
08:15But more specifically, Pete.
08:18Joining Stormy Daniels' only chat.
08:20Well, yeah.
08:21Only friends.
08:22Only friends.
08:22What is it?
08:34Anyone know what you get one year in jail for?
08:37He's not happy with the Hamburglar.
08:39He is cracking down.
08:42Not McDonald's related, but he's peaked.
08:44It's burning the American flag.
08:46Indeed, yes.
08:4718 months if it's on a day of total fire ban.
08:49So that is very, very serious.
08:51It's been a busy week at the White House.
08:54Who's President Trump meeting with me?
08:56Pete?
08:57A man with a much better thumb.
08:58Yes.
09:02It is a bit.
09:06It's a little bit.
09:07It's a fine line between a thumbs up and a prostate check.
09:10I'm just kidding.
09:12Tim?
09:13That is the South Korean president.
09:15Tim, points to yours.
09:15All right, what's next?
09:17Let's talk about ha-boobs.
09:19Why not?
09:20Please, what are ha-boobs and why should we be talking about it?
09:24Emma?
09:25Just before the show, Sam held his calculator upside down.
09:29Oh, yes.
09:30It's brilliant.
09:31Never fails to get lost.
09:32Tim, what are ha-boobs?
09:34You see them on OnlyChat.
09:35I think it's...
09:37I think it's...
09:38Oh, my God.
09:40Nitty.
09:41No, we're talking about her boobs because we're done talking about her vagina.
09:49You're way off the mark.
09:51Pete?
09:52I think it's like a dust storm.
09:53And it's measured in a C cup and a D cup.
09:56Oh, there, thank you.
09:57This is a D cup.
09:58Pete, you are the first part.
10:00Massive dust storms.
10:00One hit a phoenix, I think, during the week, hence the talk.
10:03Oh, this is exciting.
10:04Pope Leo has just released his first book.
10:07It's titled And Let There Be...
10:09Pete?
10:10Cover-ups.
10:11Is...
10:13Might be the sequel.
10:15Tim, Let There Be...
10:16A God.
10:20Sam, help me out.
10:21This is ominous.
10:22Let There Be Blood.
10:24Is...
10:26You closed one word.
10:27Tim, help me out.
10:28I think it's Let There Be Peace.
10:29It is indeed.
10:30We've got to take a break.
10:31Back with more Have You Been...
10:47Four silver-haired sleuths are taking on The Orcus Project.
10:51Penny Wong, Mark Dreyfuss, Helen Mirren, and Pierce Brosnan.
10:55It's a disaster.
10:56Meanwhile, of course, all eyes remain on the engagement, making headlines across the globe.
11:01One thing is certain, Bob Ketter will not be invited to the wedding.
11:04Don't say that, because that irritates me.
11:11We're back watching Happy Been Hand Tension just before we return to Christmas.
11:14Tim, we've been hearing a lot about the Cheap Seats Live.
11:18Yes, the Cheap Seats World Tour at the Palais...
11:21Don't laugh.
11:23It's the one show at the Palais initially.
11:26At the Palais in Melbourne.
11:27New tickets have just been released on Ticketmaster.
11:29And what can people expect?
11:30Well, it's sort of a...
11:31It's not the TV show.
11:33It's sort of behind the scenes, some moments that never made it to air.
11:36I've brought in an example.
11:38This is something that happened during our tech run.
11:40OK.
11:41Inside the Sistine Chapel, communication was cut off from the outside world.
11:45The one thing we know about now is chucking Instagram.
11:49Now, what had happened is one of Kitty's golf balls had actually...
11:53..was so off the tee that it just...
11:56That is the sort of stuff, the behind the scenes.
11:58And it'll be...
11:58It's you, Mel, Mel, Tresina, special guests?
12:01To be confirmed.
12:05All right, let's get back to some more questions.
12:07Oh, Queensland has launched a new tourism campaign.
12:10It's called Get Up and Kitty.
12:13Oh, they're targeting the over-55s.
12:14Get up, have a wee and go back to bed.
12:17Lovely.
12:18That's a not-good demographic.
12:19Emma, Get Up and...
12:21It's Get Up and Bloody Hell Are You.
12:25If you had to name one part of Queensland that everyone wants to visit,
12:29it's the...
12:31Tim.
12:32Departure Lounge?
12:33Yes.
12:34I'm trying.
12:36I'm trying, Kitty.
12:37Get Up and Beach?
12:38It involves lots of beaches.
12:40Tim.
12:41Get Up and Gold Coast.
12:42Gold Coast, indeed.
12:44Wow.
12:45Really?
12:45That's it?
12:46Mm-hmm.
12:48I thought that was a joke.
12:52To some excited Aussie tourists.
12:54Oh, my gosh.
12:54We came all the way for this.
12:55Yeah, pretty much our holiday was based around this.
12:58Wow.
12:59What event have they just attended?
13:00Kitty.
13:01That looks like open day at the abattoir to me.
13:05It's not a meat works.
13:07It's not a meat works.
13:08Emma.
13:09They've just been born.
13:12There's a touch of that.
13:15Tim.
13:16New tourism campaign, Get Up and Wolf Creek.
13:19A little further afield.
13:21Sam.
13:22It's the...
13:22You ask this every year.
13:24It's in Spain.
13:25It's like the running of the tomatoes or something.
13:28No, the...
13:29No, the...
13:29Tomatina.
13:30Thank you, Sam.
13:31Tomatina thing.
13:32La Tomatina.
13:33Thank you, Sam.
13:33This image of Bob Catter at the airport has gone viral.
13:37What was he reading?
13:38Kitty.
13:39Anger management for dummies.
13:43Tim.
13:44Eat, pray, punch.
13:47Hey.
13:48Vano Baba Ganoush.
13:50It's...
13:52It's the very hungry...
13:53Lebanese caterpillar.
13:56It's, um...
13:57Emma.
13:58It's his own book.
13:59It was, in fact, his own book.
14:00Maybe...
14:01Maybe he was looking for the bits he actually wrote.
14:03Oh, my God.
14:04Don't say it.
14:07Tough week for the Burning Man Festival's orgy dome.
14:11What happened at the orgy dome?
14:12Emma.
14:13It turns out the burning was chlamydia.
14:15It was...
14:17That would do it.
14:18You wouldn't know what happened at the orgy dome, Pete.
14:20You got kicked out, Tom.
14:21It is...
14:23But the rest of us had a great time.
14:25Oh, thank you.
14:26Tim, what happened at the orgy dome?
14:28It blew down during a dust storm.
14:30Yes, indeed.
14:31Thankfully, emergency services have set up a temporary ejaculation centre.
14:38Yes, Emma?
14:39If it's dusty, just use lube.
14:41Well, then...
14:42As Sam always says to me, nothing ruins an orgy like sandy lube.
14:47It's the catchphrase for the Queensland tourism, man.
14:51Tim, I'm going to give you the points.
14:53It was destroyed by a dust storm, or as people inside the orgy tent might call them.
14:57Haboo.
14:58So, anyway, points are yours, Tim.
15:00All right, it's time to look at all things A-list.
15:09And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
15:13It's a bit rock and roll.
15:14Sausage roll.
15:17Got four left.
15:18Four?
15:19This kid's going to be three.
15:22I'm back in the ecosystem.
15:24Back in the Outlander ecosystem.
15:25All right, finish.
15:26Hey, Sam, how do you think that went?
15:32It's a work in progress.
15:34Well, here's the big Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey engagement post.
15:38It's captioned,
15:39Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.
15:42What emoji did they go with?
15:45Hey.
15:46Classic eggplant.
15:47It was...
15:49Was not a Sam.
15:50Or was it the eggplant but with two cherries as well?
15:54That's...
15:55That's...
15:55No, it didn't involve fruit.
15:57Uh, Tim.
15:58I think it was a firecracker.
15:59It was indeed a firecracker and a little prenup symbol, so that's lovely.
16:02Now, Tom, Tom, when you got engaged, what hieroglyphic did you go with?
16:10Here's an intriguing image from the week.
16:12What are we looking at there?
16:13Uh, Pete.
16:14I notice this is Anne Hathaway and she's just been announced as the Spring Racing Carnival Ambassador.
16:20That's a carriage he's working on called Day Drinking Woman Leaving the Oaks.
16:25Pete, uh, unless you could add something, Tim.
16:27Pete's close.
16:28That is Anne Hathaway filming the sequel to The Devil Wears Moon Boot.
16:33Yes, Anne?
16:34It's Anne Hathaway doing her famous impression of Barnaby Joyce.
16:41Yes, it's Anne Hathaway.
16:42It's Anne Hathaway.
16:44It's like I gave you the information, and they're giving you less information than I gave you.
16:49Kitty, can you add anything?
16:50It's Anne Hathaway on the stairs with a bent leg.
16:54With Colonel Mustard.
16:57I think I'm going to stop you all there.
16:59Tim, I think, got nearest the pin.
17:00It's Anne Hathaway.
17:02She had a four.
17:04Please.
17:09I'm sorry, Pete.
17:11Tim, Anne Hathaway, she had a four while filming The Devil Wears Prada 2.
17:14Take a look.
17:16Oh, wow.
17:19Points are yours, Pete.
17:20I'm fine, fine.
17:21Whoa, this was concerning.
17:23Beloved kids group The Wiggles are being accused of inflicting hurt, humiliation and distress.
17:28Oh, who's been hurt, humiliated or distressed?
17:31Oh, The Wiggles, Pete.
17:33In the fruit salad, there was a death cat pineapple.
17:38Not so yummy, yummy, Tom.
17:41Well, I'm with you.
17:42Anyone know what's happened in The Wiggles universe, Tim?
17:45I think they're being sued by their former CEO.
17:46Yes.
17:47Who's pointing the finger at Wiggles management.
17:50Thank you, Tim.
17:51I'll give you the points.
17:52Oh, emotional scenes on the block on Wednesday.
17:55So, yeah.
18:03What brought Ben and Ember to tears?
18:06Pete.
18:06They're having a baby, so it's got to be an amazing womb reveal.
18:11Is there?
18:12Pete, I will give you the points.
18:17They've announced they're having a baby boy.
18:18There was high drama on Survivor.
18:24Okay, we're going to stop the challenge.
18:26Wow.
18:27Why was the challenge stopped?
18:29Kitty.
18:30Because that's when Jonathan LaPaglia was fired.
18:33And he's still working on the series.
18:35Tim, why was the challenge stopped?
18:37There was lightning.
18:38Yeah.
18:39And that made the waterboarding challenge unsafe.
18:43Tim, points to yours.
18:44We've got to take a break.
18:45Back with our special guest.
18:46Right up.
18:56Back to what you have.
18:57You've been paying attention.
18:58It's time to meet our special guest, Quizmaster.
19:00His official title is Flight Controller for the Bond Sale GP Team.
19:05Sounds complicated.
19:06He basically does stuff like this.
19:08Oh, Australian.
19:10Canada.
19:10Look how close.
19:12You're not bad.
19:13We've got second place, which is all right.
19:15We always want a gold medal.
19:16Who beat you?
19:17The French.
19:18Of all people.
19:19Of all people.
19:20The French on the water.
19:21Now, for those who might not know much about Sale GP, can you talk us through some of the
19:26technicalities?
19:27So, Prasad, how many in the crew?
19:28Yeah, so six people on board.
19:30Sure.
19:30And essentially, Sale GP is a Formula One on water.
19:33Right.
19:33We sail these 50-foot foiling catamarans, and we go up to speeds of 104 kilometres an
19:38hour, and it's nation versus nation competition, and yeah, we're all vying for the grand
19:42final in Abu Dhabi in November for one race, winner takes all, three million bucks.
19:47Very nice.
19:48And what's your specific role on the boat?
19:50So, I'm the bloke sitting down there, and taking it nice and easy, but essentially, I
19:56control the hydrofoils under the water to try and make the boat fly as high as possible,
19:59which is fast, but if I go too high, big problem.
20:02Oh, your nose dive.
20:04And are all the boats in the race identical?
20:06Absolutely identical, so no one has an advantage, it's all about the racer skill.
20:09Okay, so I think we've got a shot of you in position there, so you've got the helmet
20:12on, and obviously you have to communicate via radio?
20:15Yeah, that's right, yeah, we all wear noise-cancelling headphones, but we've got a lot of gear
20:18on there, we wear an impact Kevlar vest, we have oxygen bottles, a couple of knives
20:22to get us out of trouble.
20:23Knives?
20:23What for?
20:24In case we need to cut ourselves out, so if we have a big crash, we need to escape and
20:27cut
20:28through the netting.
20:29Have you ever stabbed a shark?
20:30No, no, I'm still working on that.
20:32That's a good question.
20:33Stingray, yes.
20:34Stingray.
20:35Now, crashes are not the only danger on board a racing yacht, here's Jason hard at work.
20:39Ten seconds.
20:40Have a look, you should have a nice roll down there.
20:43You know what I mean?
20:46How padded was the wetsuit?
20:47Safe to say that the Google search there was blood in urine that afternoon, so.
20:52I googled the same thing after the Orgy Dome as well.
20:56Australia is currently sitting on top of the leaderboard.
20:59Yes.
21:01How many, um, the bombs flying routes, how many races to go?
21:05We have four more events left.
21:06Three in Europe.
21:07The next one's Saint-Tropez, so rosé and oysters.
21:09Nice.
21:10And, um, yeah, the final in Abu Dhabi.
21:11Fantastic.
21:12Looking forward to, uh, finishing the season on top.
21:15Hopefully.
21:16Fingers crossed.
21:16Absolutely.
21:17You're looking forward to finishing the interview?
21:20I've got a genuine question.
21:22Jason, I was reading up on you during the week.
21:23You spent a lot of your childhood on a family yacht.
21:26And did I read that you had to deal with pirates at one point?
21:29Yeah, that's actually true.
21:30Off the coast of Columbia in the early 2000s, we had a pirate incident.
21:34Um, but fortunately we made out of there.
21:36So what happened?
21:37They bought their dogs Pistol and Boo.
21:40Yeah, what movies were they downloading?
21:43It was proper pirates.
21:44Were you actually boarded by pirates?
21:46No, they are trying to get on board.
21:48But fortunately, Dad did some good evasive manoeuvres and kept us safe.
21:51But you might ask, why was Dad in pirate, uh, waters anyway?
21:54Yeah, sitting with the family off the coast of Columbia.
21:57Yeah, I might ask that.
21:58I chose not to.
22:00Right, now Jason has kindly agreed to ask you five some questions.
22:03So hands-on buzzers and let's jump into it.
22:05Great.
22:05First question, please, Jason.
22:07Alright, Formula One driver Valtteri Bottas.
22:09Surprise fans with this post.
22:10What is he announcing?
22:12Kitty.
22:13Midlife crisis ahoy.
22:14LAUGHTER
22:16Emma.
22:17I think he's trying to help the F1 move away from its hyper-masculine image.
22:20LAUGHTER
22:22And luckily Tim is an F1 fan, Tim.
22:24I saw this.
22:25He's joining Cadillac for next season.
22:26That's right.
22:27Well done.
22:28Next question.
22:29We've got...
22:31Sam, I've got a question.
22:35Are all your questions going to be related to water and boats?
22:39We're going to...
22:40Something a bit thematic.
22:41Not all of them.
22:41Well, I'm out.
22:42Oh, no, no, no, no.
22:43Stay with us.
22:44What are those Scots gentlemen doing?
22:47Emma.
22:48They're rowing for clean water.
22:49Is that...
22:50Yep, you're...
22:53Yep.
22:55Yes.
22:56But the rowing is part of the answer.
22:59If you get a bit more information, you have to point Sam.
23:01They broke a record for distance road.
23:04That's right.
23:05Yep.
23:05Fastest human power crossing of the Pacific.
23:07Well done, Sam.
23:08No, I don't.
23:09No, I don't.
23:10That's sympathy.
23:11Point to your Sam.
23:12Next question, please.
23:12George Clooney was spotted on the water.
23:20Where was he headed?
23:22Kitty.
23:22I think they're filming a reboot of Miami Vice, the senior years.
23:25Yeah, nice.
23:26Watch that, Kitty.
23:28Sam, you know, George is getting on a bit.
23:31It's a rehearsal for the Viking funeral that he's requested.
23:34It's looking in great shape.
23:36Tim, where's he heading to?
23:37The Venice Film Festival for the premiere of his new Nespresso commercial.
23:41That's close enough, Jason.
23:42Well done.
23:42All right.
23:43Tim, points are yours, Venice Film Festival.
23:45Next question, please.
23:45Jason.
23:46US rapper Lil Yachty was caught in a Melbourne club this week playing with his what?
23:53Yeah, maybe not, Pete.
23:59Play.
23:59I'm into points.
24:00Playing with his...
24:01Playing with his penis.
24:02OK.
24:05And, Pete, Pete, it would look something like this, wouldn't it?
24:09Um, Emma.
24:11I think it was a Nintendo or something, like a console.
24:13That's it, Nintendo Switch.
24:15Take a look.
24:18That's...
24:18You're seriously bored, aren't you?
24:20Tell me, that would be like, I don't know, someone at an awards ceremony doing a crossword
24:24on their phone.
24:27Sorry, Jess, just for some context, that's what he's done at the last two awards ceremonies.
24:32He's been...
24:32Didn't you...
24:33Did you snap at Tim?
24:34That's right, we were at the Logies.
24:35Sam was, uh...
24:36He calls it hosting.
24:37And there was a shot of Tom, during Sam's monologue, completing a cryptic crossword.
24:44I'm proud of you, mate.
24:47Thank you, Jason.
24:49All right, moving on.
24:50Next question, please.
24:51Here's a celebrity, LeBooBoo.
24:53Who does it belong to?
24:54Pete.
24:55We don't talk about her boobs or LeBooBoo's.
24:59Standing up, who does LeBooBoo belong to, Sam?
25:01It's Joe Biden's, but he thinks it's Jill.
25:07Yeah, exactly.
25:08Pete, who does it belong to?
25:09I did say it.
25:10It's Naomi Osaka.
25:11That's right.
25:11Yep, Naomi Osaka's personal LeBooBoo.
25:14That's called Billie Jean Bling.
25:15She's named it.
25:16And keeps it.
25:17Sorry, what's your LeBooBoo name, Tom?
25:20It's also my safe word, so I'm not going to say it here.
25:24All right, we do need to move on.
25:26To our celebrations in Sweden.
25:29Joy!
25:29The ecstasy in the crowd.
25:31He did it.
25:32The unthinkable.
25:34What's Trul's Moragard just done?
25:37The Swedish gentleman, Pete?
25:38He won the table tennis championship.
25:41And being Swedish, he had to assemble the table himself.
25:43Incredible.
25:44That's right.
25:45Yeah, absolutely.
25:46Yeah, he just won a first European to win the table tennis grand smash.
25:50Check it out.
25:53We might have to fast forward this, because it literally goes up for about a minute and
25:57a half.
25:58Oh, my goodness.
25:58Extraordinary.
26:02And he gets there.
26:03Points are yours, Pete.
26:04We've got to take a break.
26:05Best of luck to the Bonds Flying Roos for the rest of the season.
26:08Would you please thank Jason Ward?
26:23We're back at the time for our one-on-one challenge.
26:26This weekend, we celebrate Father's Day.
26:28And to help you decide on that perfect gift we've come up with...
26:34Hey, Dad, look what we got you for Father's Day.
26:37Now, rules are simple.
26:38I've got a bunch of great gift ideas.
26:41You've just got to tell me what on earth they are.
26:44Pete, let's start with you.
26:50Pete, take a look at your portable, dad-friendly gadget.
26:55Perfect for the man on the go.
26:57Off-road or off-the-grid, it's freedom in your back pocket.
27:00Any thoughts?
27:05I think they call it a flashlight.
27:09It has a torch.
27:10Does it have a torch?
27:11No, it's not.
27:11No, okay, it doesn't.
27:12Not a light, but, Pete, it actually...
27:15Oh!
27:17It expands?
27:18It's a little piano accordion.
27:20It's not musical.
27:23It's reusable, and it's perfect in kind of situations
27:28where, let's say, you need a bit of an emergency situation.
27:32Oh, it's a wee-in.
27:33You're wee-in it.
27:34Or number twos.
27:35I don't know what type of...
27:37So you're saying it's a portable urinal?
27:40Portable urinal, yes.
27:41Otherwise known as the hee-wee.
27:43Ten points to Pete.
27:44Hell yeah.
27:47Do I get to keep that?
27:48You do indeed.
27:49There you go.
27:51Do you have a second one, Tom?
28:08We do need to move on.
28:10This is Hey Dad.
28:11And, Tim, you're up next.
28:13Here's a unique item that's an easy next-day delivery.
28:18And it's compact, efficient, crafted from premium high-strength plastic.
28:24You'd use this...
28:26Well, any initial thoughts, what it is?
28:28My initial thought is I like the title of this segment.
28:30I think enough time has passed to use the phrase Hey Dad.
28:33No.
28:34It's Hey Dad, look what we got you.
28:36That takes the sting off it.
28:37Cosby Show was taken, was it, Tom?
28:39Was it?
28:40What are you thinking, Tim?
28:42What's that?
28:42Hmm.
28:43Feels urine collecting as well, doesn't it?
28:45Can I have a clue, Tom?
28:46It's a storage device for a particular foodstuff.
28:52That is a spice rack.
28:55It's not a spice rack.
28:57Let's say you're thinking, oh, I'm going to make an omelette.
29:05I know he's on the payroll, but come on.
29:11It's where you keep your fry pans, is it, Tom?
29:15What do you think that is, Tim?
29:16I'm going to need multiple choice.
29:19Would it be, Tom?
29:21Would it be an egg holder?
29:22Tim McDonald.
29:23I'm going to need a towel.
29:25What?
29:26Are you laying one?
29:29Oh.
29:31Impressed now.
29:32There we go.
29:34Fantastic.
29:35Tim.
29:36Throw him the egg.
29:37Throw him the egg.
29:48I can wash it away.
29:49I can wash it away.
29:55Tim, well, all right.
29:56Also, well-flexed by Tom.
29:57These cost like $19 at the supermarket.
30:02We do need to move on.
30:04Kitty, you're up.
30:07We need to move on.
30:08Yeah, what we need to do is we need to clean up the egg.
30:11Do you want to clean up?
30:12I want to throw it back.
30:15All right, we're moving on.
30:16Kitty, you're up next.
30:17And check out, it's down here somewhere.
30:20Oh, here we go.
30:21Your futuristic contraption.
30:24What is that?
30:26Any, like, initial thoughts?
30:30Could you model it for me?
30:33You can, because this is perfect for probably the more
30:36the metrosexual man in your life.
30:38Oh!
30:43Kitty, people say that your hand gets sort of sore
30:47after a while without this.
30:50Say no more.
30:50Is this what they used to use back in your day before Viagra?
30:54No.
30:55It's not sexual.
30:57It's something it attaches to there.
31:02I just said it.
31:05Something you plug in attaches to there.
31:07Well, it's not really...
31:08I think it's distracting that you're doing it,
31:10because it's supposed to be a hairdryer,
31:12but you've got it on as a head dryer.
31:16By the way, it's a portable, adjustable hair-drying bonnet.
31:20Thanks, that's the kitty.
31:21Well done, Kit.
31:27You don't get it now.
31:37I think that's the new Iranian ambassador.
31:41Hey, we're three from three on this.
31:43Very exciting.
31:43Emma.
31:44Hey, Daddy.
31:48All right, now, what have we got here?
31:50It's, um...
31:51Oh, yeah, here we go.
31:52This is excellent.
31:53Emma, give Dad the gift of convenience
31:55with this specialty device for the home.
31:58Gentle to touch, multifunctional.
32:00The man of the house will really appreciate this simple tool.
32:04What do you think it does?
32:07Seems like an emotional support something,
32:10but I don't know.
32:11It's a very, very useful device.
32:13I don't doubt it.
32:15I'll give you a clue, see if this helps.
32:18Oh, my God!
32:26Does that help?
32:27If those are the drapes, what does the curtain look like?
32:31Oh, my God.
32:33This attaches?
32:34All right, well, this is looking like some kind of cleaning device.
32:37Yeah, yeah.
32:37What?
32:38Cleaning what?
32:39It's got a...
32:45Can I have a heaps good clue?
32:47We're, like...
32:49You're making an omelette.
32:51Being a Queenslander,
32:53these things would be on most of the day.
32:56Well, it's not a university lecture, so...
33:00Oh, fan!
33:01It cleans fans.
33:03It's a ceiling fan cleaner.
33:05Look at that.
33:05Ten points to Emma Holland.
33:07Well done.
33:08All right, Colin.
33:09No, I'm not going to...
33:10Colin, that's what we're doing today.
33:13Tom, do you know what's wonderful?
33:14I've got one of those,
33:15and I didn't realise what it was until just then.
33:19I cannot wait to go home and clean my fans.
33:23All right, this is exciting.
33:25We're going to bring this thing home.
33:26Sam Pang, we're four from five.
33:28Let's see if we can get five out of five.
33:30Can I just say, you were right to leave me till last.
33:32Because?
33:33To make sure I stayed till the end of the segment.
33:36I think the key word to this product is addictive.
33:39We've unboxed it.
33:40Any initial thoughts?
33:42On the segment?
33:44On the...
33:45What is it, Sam?
33:46I don't know.
33:47Tell me.
33:47Pop it on and we'll have a look, eh?
33:50OK.
33:50I will.
33:55One size fits all.
33:57Ball on a string.
33:58What would Dad use this for?
34:02Well, I've never seen one before.
34:04It's not the only one of Tom's balls that's hanging a little long.
34:10It's the same colour too, by the way.
34:13You want to get that looked at me?
34:15Well, can I have some clues as well?
34:18You've given everyone else clues.
34:20Your Dad would use this to hone his reflexes.
34:25Well, it's...
34:26What sort of ball is that?
34:27It's a rubber ball.
34:29You do a bit of this in the morning.
34:30You go to a particular gym.
34:32I do this in the morning.
34:36Doesn't look like drinking.
34:44So, if it's related to exercise and...
34:47I remember Rocky, in their movies,
34:49he used to have, like, a little ball
34:50that he would throw up against the wall for reflexes, so...
34:53Would you say it's a boxing reflex ball?
34:56Attached to your head.
34:59I think it's a boxing reflex ball.
35:02Ten points.
35:03Tampag.
35:06And...
35:06Hold on, hold on, hold on.
35:08Did you say that last shot?
35:09So, you're supposed...
35:10You should demonstrate it properly.
35:12It doesn't just hang off your head.
35:13You're supposed to throw punches at it, Tom.
35:16Better still, you can.
35:27And all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
35:32Hey, Dad, look what we've got you.
35:34We've had to say, back with more Have You Been...
35:36Right after this.
35:50Hands-on buzzers.
35:52Interesting list from Barnaby Joyce.
35:54Uruguay, El Salvador, Luxembourg, Greece, and Juras.
35:58What's that all about?
36:00Jim.
36:00That's Bobcatter's ancestry.
36:03It's...
36:04Kitty.
36:05Kitty.
36:05I think he's angry because he just got the itinerary for his Contiki tour.
36:09What a great one, isn't it?
36:10Sam.
36:11They're all the countries that he's got kids in.
36:14Is...
36:15Not the answer I have on the card here.
36:18Anyone know what he's talking about?
36:19It was the Bush Summit, and he's saying,
36:20these countries are Tim.
36:22According to Barnaby, they have cheaper electricity.
36:24Yes.
36:25Than here in Australia.
36:26To a beach in South Australia.
36:27Well, it may look like a winter wonderland, but experts are warning locals to stay away.
36:33What are we staying away from, Kitty?
36:35Challenge.
36:36It does not look like a winter wonderland.
36:39It looks like a barren wasteland.
36:43Where did that kid grow up?
36:45Point taken, but what have we been warned to stay away from, Pete?
36:48Judging by the foam, I think it is a foam.
36:51The sperm whales have had an algydone.
36:56I think you might have the answer in there, Pete.
36:58It's...
36:58It's foam.
36:59It's foam.
36:59A huge amount of washing up on the shoreline.
37:01I think it might be something to do with the...
37:03They're telling people to stay away.
37:05Yeah.
37:05But what if they've got FOMO?
37:10And the date for the cheap seats live again, Tim?
37:14It's all right.
37:14It's all right.
37:15I'll clean that joke up.
37:19Fantastic.
37:22All right.
37:23As you would say, Tom, I think we need to move on.
37:27We do, Tim, because...
37:28Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
37:31Hi, Tom.
37:32Hi, everyone.
37:32This is Steve from Mission BC, Canada.
37:35This week, I made news by searching through 18 tonnes of compost
37:39to find my wife's what?
37:41What did Steve search through to find?
37:43Kitty?
37:44Clitoris, and I object...
37:47Hang on, hang on.
37:50I object to the use of the word compost.
37:53It's just pubic hair still.
37:55Grow up.
38:03Kitty, do you know how many points you are on tonight?
38:07I thought you were going to say, do you know where yours is?
38:12No, Tom, Tom.
38:13I was going to say, this has taken a turn.
38:15Let's not talk about my boobs or my johnner.
38:19Pliny Flanagan knows where it is.
38:22Making the point...
38:23And don't say the phrase hands on buzzers, Tom.
38:30I'm simply making the point that the scoreboard's not looking great
38:33at the moment, so, you know, I'm backing you to come home
38:36with a wet sail.
38:40Do not say the phrase.
38:41Is that what I say?
38:42That's what she said.
38:44What did Steve search through all that compost to find?
38:48Pete?
38:49A wedding ring.
38:50Ooh, Pete, let's see if you're right.
38:51Wedding rings.
38:53Rings?
38:54Rings.
38:55I still get the points.
38:59All right, it's time to get the resting heart rate up.
39:10Interesting statement from US Open player Kasper Rude.
39:13Seriously, it's not even...
39:15I'm not even joking here because it's...
39:17Every corner of every street, you smell it.
39:19Smell what?
39:21Emma.
39:21I don't know, but I know who dealt it.
39:25Not refer...
39:26Anyone know what he's referring to?
39:28Sam?
39:29It's actually the smell of marijuana.
39:32You know, the old gunja.
39:33The old Mary Jane.
39:37The old reefer.
39:38The Tommy Chong.
39:39You know.
39:40Tom knows it as jazz cabbage.
39:46Tom knows it as wacky tabacky.
39:51Points are yours, Sam.
39:52This US Open sports photographer made international headlines by doing what?
39:57Sam?
39:58He came out and he turned some music on and he just told the players to have fun with it.
40:08That never ends well.
40:09Anyone know what he did?
40:11Tim.
40:12And then he said, now let's do a silly one.
40:16This is major.
40:17If you're watching the US Open, you would have followed this story.
40:19Pete.
40:19He got too close to the action.
40:21He actually went on court, but his volleying was very good.
40:24Pete.
40:24He interrupted a game at the US Open when he stepped onto court.
40:27Take a look.
40:28Please.
40:29Wait, please.
40:30Not now.
40:30Get off the court, please.
40:33Oops.
40:34First serve.
40:35Ladies and gentlemen, because of the delay caused by an outside interference.
40:39Points are yours.
40:40Pete.
40:40Well, not a good moment for former champion Daniel Medvedev.
40:45Ugly scenes.
40:47Yeah, we'll come back to that.
40:49What happened?
40:50Kitty.
40:50I need the points.
40:51Did he lose?
40:54Would you say third straight loss in the first round of a Grand Slam?
40:57Yeah.
40:58I thought it was fourth, but I'll go with third.
41:02Kitty Flanagan gets the points later.
41:08We're going well, Kitty.
41:09It's going to happen.
41:09All right.
41:10That's what Kitty did with her golf clubs after that wayward of Shaquille.
41:14Well done, Kitty.
41:15All right.
41:15To the UK now.
41:17It's Bringsby's Knights.
41:19They've reeled in the big fish.
41:21What are those English sports fans celebrating, Pete?
41:23Actually, all photographers.
41:25Way too close to the answer.
41:26Way too close.
41:27Very awkward.
41:28We're back off.
41:29This is a bit of a boil over, I think we've called this.
41:31Emma.
41:31I watched this live.
41:33Grimsby Town, who were in the fourth division of the Premier League, beat Manchester United
41:38in penalties.
41:39In the League Cup.
41:40Absolutely.
41:40And, man, you fans took it well.
41:42We've lost a f***ing Grimsby in the League Cup.
42:03And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
42:10You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
42:13So true.
42:14Thank you, Ed.
42:15Start that clock.
42:17Virgin were forced to refund all passengers on a Bali to Brisbane flight after what occurred?
42:24Tim.
42:24I think all the toilets were blocked.
42:26Every toilet on...
42:27I told you, Ed.
42:28No, thank you.
42:30Pass that on.
42:31Pass that on to Virgin.
42:32Health fears were sparked for Bill Clinton after he was seen travelling with what?
42:37Tim.
42:38A woman with her...
42:39In her 20s?
42:41Not a woman.
42:42Kitty.
42:43The paddles.
42:44They're defibrillated?
42:45No, I call them the paddles.
42:47OK.
42:48She's referring to her boobs.
42:50Oh, no.
42:54I don't think she was, Kitty.
42:55I'll give you the points.
42:56President Trump announced plans to rename the Department of Defence to...
43:02Kitty?
43:03Shooty, shooty, bang, bang.
43:05She's got a ringer.
43:06Peace.
43:07The Department of Defence.
43:09Defence.
43:11He thinks it's a bit passive, Tim.
43:13The Department of War.
43:14Huh.
43:15Yeah.
43:15What is it good for?
43:17We'll take the first part.
43:18Thank you, Tim.
43:20SpaceX successfully launched the Starship rocket this week.
43:23What's special about it?
43:25Kitty?
43:26Cup holders in the back.
43:27Oh, wow.
43:29There's something more about the rocket.
43:32Yeah, they're powering it through bicarbon vinegar.
43:36Is it right?
43:38It's revolutionary technology, Sam.
43:40It's big.
43:41It is engaging.
43:43Sam, you've got...
43:44It's the...
43:44In fact, you'd say the largest rocket ever built?
43:49Big.
43:50I think you would.
43:51Big.
43:51Largest rocket ever built.
43:54Big.
43:54You can have it.
43:55Pete?
43:56Pete, jump 120 metres.
43:59Pete?
43:59DoorDash has revealed the top item ordered by Aussie users.
44:03What is it?
44:04Pete?
44:05Ketamine.
44:05Is...
44:07No.
44:07I mean, the...
44:08It's food.
44:09Kitty?
44:09Is it cold, soggy food?
44:10Yes, but I need to go.
44:12There's one dish in particular.
44:14Emma?
44:14It's fries.
44:14It's fries.
44:15It's the most commonly ordered.
44:16Followed by Gaviscon.
44:18So it's extraordinary to Costa Rica.
44:21And what are we looking at there?
44:22Kitty?
44:23That's a shark that's never going to be able to sneak up on anyone.
44:28Uh, Emma?
44:29That's a Haribo gummy shark.
44:31It's, uh, it's...
44:32Between the two of you...
44:34Jeez, you've almost got it.
44:35Tim?
44:35That's a shark attending its year 10 formal.
44:38It's...
44:38I don't know who to give it.
44:42Sam?
44:43It's a rare orange shark.
44:46Yeah.
44:47Yeah.
44:49Why is that answer any different to mine?
44:51You didn't say rare.
44:55And you're a fisherman.
44:56Is that how, like...
44:57How rare is that, Tom?
44:58I believe it has a skin condition called Xantism.
45:01Well, we're going to have to take your word for it.
45:05Sam, points are yours.
45:06Well, for the first time in five years,
45:08the ABC will have a correspondent for what?
45:11Kitty?
45:12The right wing.
45:15Probably a gap in your armoury, Tim.
45:17It's China, and, uh, may they rest in peace.
45:21Thank you, Tim.
45:22Points are yours.
45:23Boy George has admitted...
45:25Oh, we're out of time.
45:26Let's check that final leaderboard,
45:27and our winner is Tim McDonald.
45:35Congratulations, Struggle.
45:36Well, thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
45:38We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention
45:40to your equipment when interviewing someone outside a court.
45:44Why did you plead guilty?
45:48Let's do it.
45:49Good night, Australia.
45:50See you all next week.
45:53We'll see you all next week.
45:55We'll see you all next week.
45:57We'll see you all next week.
45:58We'll see you all next week.
45:58We'll see you all next week.
45:59We'll see you all next week.
45:59We'll see you all next week.
45:59We'll see you all next week.
46:00We'll see you all next week.
46:00We'll see you all next week.
46:00We'll see you all next week.
46:01We'll see you all next week.
46:01We'll see you all next week.
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