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00:09Tonight, join Celia Pakola, Mick Molloy, Melanie Bracewell, Ed Cavalli and Sam Payne as we look back on the week
00:18and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, the man with the answers, Tom Blaster.
00:28Good evening, Australia. Great to have your company as we look back on another busy week.
00:32So many big stories, but I'm confident we have just the team in to help join the dots.
00:37From Triple M Melbourne's Mick in the Morning, welcome back Mick Molloy.
00:43She just returned from the Montreal Comedy Festival, one of our favourite Celia Pakola.
01:16Congratulations on a brilliant hosting performance.
01:19What was your highlight of the night?
01:21We're starting with me.
01:23Ed?
01:24I thought the big news was that Ed's got another podcast.
01:27That's pretty big.
01:29People were crying out.
01:30Well, the Logies were on Sunday night.
01:31My highlight was actually Tuesday morning.
01:35Right.
01:35When the Logies finished.
01:38It's hard to keep it short, isn't it?
01:39Well, probably, you know, meeting Richard Marks.
01:42That was a big...
01:42That was...
01:43That was a big...
01:44That was a big thrill for me.
01:45My favourite part was, I reckon, Richard Marks may have been told that when he was...
01:50Because he performed.
01:51Right.
01:51So, he got told, I reckon, he was going to perform about maybe 9, 9.30.
01:55Oh, no.
01:55But, you know, the night got...
01:57Yeah.
01:57So, when...
01:58When he came on at 11.03.
02:00Wow.
02:02Not good.
02:03I was thinking, I reckon he probably fired his agent at about 11.04.
02:08Understandably.
02:09Yeah.
02:09But, no, that's, you know, it was just another fun night.
02:11Yeah.
02:12It was a great night.
02:13Celia, you and I, of course, shared a table.
02:15Yes, we did.
02:15Thank God you're here.
02:16Was nominated.
02:17Yes.
02:18Sadly, didn't get the award.
02:19Did not get up.
02:19Didn't go home with a trophy.
02:20But, it's fine.
02:21You know, it's not fun to lose.
02:22But, you know, my family's very supportive.
02:24Oh.
02:24My daughter, in particular, always knows the right thing to say to cheer me up.
02:27Oh, what's your day?
02:29I think he's got a video of when I...the next day, when I told her the news.
02:32I think we do.
02:33Let's look.
02:33Do you still love me?
02:34Oh, that's good.
02:35Hey, can you draw the trophy and you didn't win?
02:39That's good.
02:40Very good.
02:40That's what I can do now.
02:42Say hi.
02:43Yeah.
02:44I can't wait until she's old enough to lose something.
02:46I'm going to rub it in her face.
02:48Beautiful.
02:49We were on the same table as well, weren't we now?
02:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:52And Ed, you were there too.
02:53Oh, thank you, Mel.
02:54Well, I thought we had a good vibe at our table.
02:56I agree.
02:56I thought we had, you know, lots of good fans.
02:58Yeah, yeah, a lot of fun.
02:58Yeah.
02:58But then Tim ducked away for a bit and one of the seat fillers came and sat at our table.
03:03Yeah.
03:04And after about five minutes, she said, when's he coming back?
03:08Oh, wow.
03:09Ran out of small talk.
03:11That's fantastic.
03:12I'm not sold that you're that entertaining.
03:14Hey, great to see you again, Nicky.
03:16Well, clearly I wasn't invited to the loads.
03:19I was looking around.
03:20Every other prick's on the panel.
03:22It's gone there.
03:23I'm watching at home.
03:25You watched at home?
03:25What happened?
03:26You watched at home?
03:27How was it?
03:27Look, at about the three and a half hour mark, I was really hoping a couple of home invaders
03:35with machetes.
03:37No.
03:37Come on.
03:38Just.
03:39Come in and end it all.
03:41It didn't.
03:41Just end it all.
03:43I'll lift the keys out.
03:45Oh, my God.
03:46Lovely.
03:46It's all right.
03:47We should get this show.
03:48No, no, no.
03:48No, no.
03:49We are not moving on, Thomas, because speaking of the Logies, one photo I knew you wouldn't
03:55show.
03:56Here's a lovely photo of you and Mel at exactly halfway through the night.
04:00You're doing a crossword.
04:03No.
04:05No.
04:08Mel.
04:09Mel is helping you and there's that board seat filler.
04:12Look at her face.
04:14Get her out of there.
04:16All right.
04:17Take two.
04:18Hands on buzzers.
04:20The Prime Minister was in Queenstown on the weekend.
04:24What was he doing there?
04:25Mel.
04:26Meeting his hair donor.
04:30He's meeting someone.
04:31Anyone know?
04:33Celia.
04:33I believe it's annual Australia New Zealand besties leaders get together to discuss important
04:39stuff like Pavlova and Russell Crowe.
04:41Sure.
04:41And where Mel's going to spend Christmas.
04:43Sure.
04:44I think there's that board seat filler on the right.
04:48Who's doing?
04:49She's everywhere.
04:50She's everywhere.
04:51Celia, I'll pay that.
04:52The annual leaders meeting with Crystal Luxon.
04:55And that hug did not begin well.
04:57Albo went for a traditional Maori nose greeting.
05:00Oh, no, no.
05:01Don't do it.
05:01Don't do it.
05:01Don't do it.
05:02Don't do it.
05:02Don't do it.
05:07All right.
05:08To our word of the week.
05:09Megami.
05:10Megami.
05:10Megami.
05:11Megami.
05:13What is?
05:14Megami.
05:15Mel.
05:16Megami, isn't it?
05:17When a couple agrees to only sleep with each other.
05:21That's more you, Megami.
05:22No, not quite there.
05:23Ed.
05:23They are Japanese built frigates for our Navy.
05:28Naval frigates.
05:28And as you mentioned, to be built by Japan.
05:31And when we say Japan.
05:33Mitsubishi has been tasked with the job.
05:35And it's exciting because, let's face it, nothing can Alami a Megami.
05:43All right, here's a disturbing list.
05:45A toxic penne pasta, a chicken korma curry, a toxic beef stew as well as cookies and a
05:51chicken wrap that were allegedly laced with rat poison and antifreeze.
05:57Quite a menu.
05:58What is that all about, Celia?
06:00That is my room service order after the logies.
06:03Oh, no.
06:04It's a sick drunk room service order from me.
06:06Like, hello, I would like carbs and poison, please.
06:10You need more details.
06:11Sam's friend, Erin Patterson, that was her other attempts.
06:15Yes, previously tried poisoning her husband with some of those.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Sam, how often do you reckon he suggested that they eat out?
06:24You start getting suspicious when your points are yours out.
06:27Donald Trump was spotted on the White House roof this week.
06:30Mr. President, what are you doing up there?
06:33Good question.
06:35What was Mr. President doing up there?
06:37Nick?
06:38Looking for his golf ball.
06:40What can happen?
06:42Mel?
06:42He's reinforcing the glass ceiling.
06:45Yes, well, it's probably going that high.
06:47Anyone know this one, Sam?
06:48No, he's trying to see the moon.
06:51Just trying to get closer.
06:54Nothing else I've got here, Sam.
06:55I think he's going to, they're going to build a ballroom up there, Tom.
06:59The Trump ballroom.
07:01And then the Epstein basement.
07:02Is that right?
07:03The key part of that is building, he's looking at White House renovations.
07:07At one point, he resorted to mime.
07:13We think it was something to do with Stormy Daniels.
07:16I was going to say, I think he's saying he likes big butts.
07:20Either way, we'll take it.
07:21President Trump held an important meeting on Saturday.
07:24What's going on there?
07:26Natalie.
07:27Reuniting Guzman and Gomez.
07:29They are.
07:31Absolutely.
07:32Lovely.
07:33Lovely Mel.
07:36Sam.
07:37I only know this because of my Eurovision time.
07:39Go on.
07:40It's Armenia and Azerbaijan.
07:42It is indeed.
07:43Yes, he's obviously doing the wars alphabetically.
07:49They then sealed the deal with the most awkward handshake of 2025.
07:57Jesus.
07:58What's that?
08:00What's that?
08:01What are you doing?
08:02Where to next?
08:03To the moon.
08:04Where the Trump administration has a new plan to build a...
08:06And you plan to build a what on the moon?
08:09Celia.
08:10Detention centre?
08:11Would be...
08:12They're gone, they're gone.
08:14Mel.
08:15Is it a wall that you can see from China?
08:18Yes.
08:18What a brilliant idea.
08:21Absolutely.
08:21What a brilliant idea.
08:22They could get Mars to pay for it.
08:24What are they planning to build on the...
08:26That's Mick Molloy.
08:27It's a nuclear power station.
08:29Nuclear reactor.
08:30Thank you Mick.
08:31Thank you Mick.
08:40This is not good.
08:51Health officials in China are racing to contain a massive outbreak of chikungunya.
08:56What is chikungunya?
08:59Mick.
08:59Sounds like a great pub meal.
09:03Chikungunya with some chips.
09:05It's not a name.
09:07Ed.
09:09Did Aaron Patterson try and serve it to her?
09:12Mel.
09:14Chikungunya.
09:14Don't they sing that song, I Get Knocked Down?
09:17Oh that's good.
09:18What?
09:19What are you...
09:20Is it song related though?
09:21Is it like, I feel like chikungunya.
09:23It's enough.
09:24Come on.
09:25Well you wouldn't feel like it.
09:27Mel.
09:27This is a virus that's going around.
09:29A mosquito-borne virus over 7,000...
09:32Virus from China?
09:33Yeah.
09:33No.
09:36Nothing to see here Tom.
09:39Well this came as a surprise.
09:41Prince Harry has denied claims he gave Prince Andrew a...
09:45Gave Prince Andrew a what?
09:47Ed.
09:47An alibi.
09:49Well...
09:49I think that was approved for...
09:51Mel.
09:52A key to Epstein's cell.
09:55Possibly but this is not what they're doing.
09:57Sam.
09:57His contact list from year 12.
10:00Is...
10:01It's gone into a dark space.
10:03That's nice, yeah.
10:04Rumours.
10:05Rumours have swelled for over a decade that this happened.
10:08It didn't happen but he...
10:09He gave him an involved a fight and he gave him a...
10:11Mickey.
10:12Punch in the face.
10:14Which...
10:14Which led to a blood nose?
10:16I would've, yes.
10:18I'll give you the points.
10:19We've got to take a break.
10:20Back with more Hannity.
10:40We've got to take a break.
10:49Back with more Hannity.
10:49That prompted authorities to...
10:50Launch a critical incident investigation.
10:52Of course we know that...
10:53Whoever smelt it dealt it.
10:55Oh God.
11:00We're back to watching.
11:02Have you been paying attention?
11:03Just before we return to questions.
11:05This is exciting, Mel.
11:06The Cheap Seats is doing a live show.
11:09Look at that.
11:10Live tour.
11:12Yes, we are embarking on a world tour to one city only for one night only.
11:18And is this the stuff that the lawyers won't let you put to air on the real show?
11:23Basically.
11:23It's basically for people who like the Cheap Seats but don't like seeing Ed's UWE ads.
11:27Oh, okay.
11:28Lovely.
11:29I thought I was doing them live.
11:31You can, if you like.
11:32We do have a lot of special guests.
11:34I don't want to spoil it but there is a cooking segment by someone by the name of Miss Patterson.
11:37Fantastic.
11:38No.
11:39We have some very, very special guests and lots of surprises and...
11:43Sam, have you been asked to be one of the special guests?
11:46No, it would be...
11:49Sam will be appearing on the kiss cam, I think.
11:52Mel, it looks great.
11:53A ticket's a ticket master.
11:55Alright, hands on buzzers.
11:57And here's a question.
11:58Would you give your unwanted pet to a zoo to become food?
12:06Sam, why are we being asked that?
12:09Yes, move on.
12:11Not the question.
12:13Not the question.
12:14The question is, why are we being asked that?
12:17I'd give your pet to the zoo.
12:19Why are you...
12:20I understand the Dog House Australia needs a finale.
12:23It does.
12:24It takes a turn.
12:26Hey, Mel, what...
12:26This has got feel-good Disney movie in it.
12:30Like a song like, you know, Circle of Life as you chuck a poodle into the lion and raise you.
12:36I need to know why are we being asked that now.
12:39I just had such a shit joke but it went on for so long that now it's not...
12:43No.
12:43No, no, no, no.
12:44No.
12:45It's never stopped Sam before.
12:47Come on.
12:49Come on.
12:50What I would say is, they're eating the dogs.
12:55Believe it.
12:56Believe it.
12:57Believe it.
12:57Believe it.
12:58Why is that in the news here?
13:00I think I saw a Bluie episode that was similar.
13:03That's a genuine ask.
13:05There is a genuine ask because they need food for the animals.
13:09So they're genuinely asking if your pet passes away to please give them to the zoo.
13:12Oh, thank God.
13:13Yes.
13:13Oh my gosh, yeah.
13:14Yes, Sam.
13:15I'd like to go to that zoo and...
13:18You've got to be live.
13:19The animals have to be live.
13:22For real.
13:23Well, you could shoot them out of t-shirt candles.
13:27This is good stuff.
13:28These are good ideas, Tommy.
13:30We are moving on, Ed.
13:32Ed, point to yours.
13:33It's a zoo in Denmark has put out a request.
13:35Well done, the Danish.
13:37Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
13:40Hi, Tom.
13:41Hi, everyone.
13:42I'm Laura.
13:43And this is Nakuru.
13:44She's the first giraffe to do what in the last 20 years at Melbourne Zoo?
13:48Nakuru's the first giraffe to do what in 20 years, Celia?
13:51First of all, how tall is Laura?
13:53Yeah.
13:56I think she's up on...
13:58Right?
13:58Up on a, you know, a platform.
14:01My mum.
14:01What's Nakura done, Sam?
14:02Can I answer a question with a question?
14:04Is it unwanted pet related?
14:08No, I know.
14:09It's very, very exciting.
14:10She had a baby.
14:11Ooh, Celia, let's see if you're right.
14:14Give birth.
14:15Don't show it.
14:17Don't show it.
14:18Oh, that's a baby.
14:19OK.
14:22Where's your Denmark jokes now?
14:25This was bizarre.
14:27A man has caused outrage in France after he decided to light his cigarette with...
14:32Light his cigarette with...
14:34Mel.
14:35Without sharing it with his child.
14:36And that was...
14:38Outrage.
14:39That was where he chose to do it.
14:40Mickey?
14:40Was it some eternal flame?
14:44Mm.
14:44The memorial flame, Mickey, at the tomb of the unknown soldier.
14:48Yeah, well, what do we know about the unknown soldier?
14:49He might have been a chain smoker.
14:52You make a good point.
14:54It made me happy for that, yes.
14:57It was at the tomb of the unknown soldier, Mickey.
14:58Take a look.
14:59Here we go.
15:00Oh, my Lord.
15:02Oh, my Lord.
15:02Bit of harmless fun.
15:03Bit of harmless.
15:03Well, in fact, police have released a photo of the suspect.
15:06There he is.
15:08How dare you.
15:10How dare you.
15:11OK, it's time to look at all things entertainment.
15:21And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
15:26It's a bit rock and roll.
15:27Never.
15:36Not even AI could save that one.
15:39Robert Irwin popped up in an ad during the week.
15:42G'day, mate.
15:43G'day, mate.
15:44What's it for?
15:45What's the ad?
15:46Ed?
15:47Give me your pets.
15:48This is...
15:54This is, um...
15:56It really does.
15:56It really does.
15:57It really does look like the next time.
15:58What's that?
15:59Labrador?
16:01Not pet related.
16:02It doesn't look well about Labrador.
16:04Mel, what's the ad for?
16:05Ah, nepotism.
16:07And there's a bit of that going around Nicky.
16:09Wolf Creek 2.
16:11Very prestigious Sam.
16:13Well, they went with the classic g'day mate.
16:16So I'm going to...
16:16It's either Louis Vuitton or Prada.
16:22Celia, help me out.
16:23Australia.
16:24Yes.
16:25Tourism Australia.
16:26Who says g'day?
16:27Well, I mean...
16:28Ed, you didn't get the call for that?
16:30That bloke does too many ads.
16:32That's...
16:33Donald Trump weighed in on a cultural debate.
16:36If Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her ad is fantastic.
16:42Her ad for what?
16:44It was jeans.
16:47I'm not saying it was effective, but I went and bought eight pairs.
16:51It was the American Eagle jeans.
16:55And I wonder what part of the ad Donald likes.
16:58Any thoughts?
16:59There's two reasons.
17:00The tits, Tommy.
17:03What if you want to leave that out there?
17:07Celia said what we were all thinking, and I just think that's correct.
17:10Points are yours, Mickey.
17:11Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
17:14Hi, Tom.
17:15Hi, everyone.
17:16I'm Olivia from Brooklyn, and I made the news this week for winning what Seinfeld-related competition?
17:22What Seinfeld-related competition did Olivia win?
17:26Celia.
17:26I do know this.
17:27They do it every year.
17:27It's a bit of fun.
17:28It's the Elaine dancing contest.
17:30Ooh, let's see if you're right.
17:31I danced like Elaine.
17:34Take a look.
17:37Good skills.
17:38Good skills.
17:40Elaine.
17:42Well done, Olivia.
17:43Well, there was drama on Gordon Ramsay's Secret Service.
17:47Brock, do not eat the meatballs.
17:50Oh, no.
17:51Oh, my God.
17:53What was wrong with the meatballs?
17:56Celia?
17:56You might choke on a leash.
17:58You might choke on a leash.
18:01Not dog-related, but there was something not good about them.
18:04If anyone was watching this episode.
18:06Well, we weren't.
18:10I think they were rotten.
18:12Yes.
18:12They'd gone rancid, apparently.
18:13They're serving rancid.
18:14Rancid.
18:15What else were they serving?
18:16A toxic penne pasta chicken from the curry.
18:19I wouldn't eat that.
18:19I wouldn't eat that.
18:20Points yourself.
18:20It's unclear.
18:22They based an episode around a rancid meatball.
18:25Meatball.
18:25Yeah.
18:26And you wouldn't eat that.
18:27No.
18:29Clearly, you've never lived on your own.
18:31We do need to move on.
18:32Richard Marks made his Australian TV debut last night on what show?
18:37Mick.
18:38It was an item on Antiques Roadshow.
18:42Very unkind.
18:43Big show.
18:44Melanie, what was the show?
18:46It's The Voice, but they've changed it.
18:48So the contestants turn around and they've got to figure out who the judge is.
18:52We'll pay you The Voice.
18:53We've got to take a break.
18:54Check with us.
19:08We're back.
19:09You're watching Happy Event Pan Kenton and it's time to meet our special guest, Quizmaster.
19:12He first hit our screens as a 12-year-old in Lockheed Leonard before winning hearts in
19:18Puberty Blues.
19:19He's now back with a new movie.
19:20Say hello to Sean Keenan.
19:24Hi Sean and welcome.
19:26How are you?
19:27Thank you for joining us.
19:28Thanks for having me.
19:29Now let's go way back to the beginning.
19:31You grew up in WA?
19:32I did.
19:33Yes.
19:33Little town known as?
19:34Busselton.
19:35Who else has come from Busselton that's famous?
19:37Emma Booz.
19:38That's pretty big.
19:39Yeah.
19:39And you?
19:40And me, I guess so.
19:42Two for two.
19:42And how did you land the lead role of Lockheed Leonard?
19:44It was your school principal?
19:45That's right.
19:46My school principal, Tim, he answered a casting call and chose me in five
19:51other kids.
19:52Well.
19:53And yeah.
19:53It kind of worked out.
19:55Away you went.
19:56Can I just say, just because everyone's thinking, it is weird that you refer to your
19:59principal as their first name.
20:01I call it Mr. Tim.
20:03Mr. Tim.
20:04Mr. Tim.
20:04Then came teen idol Gary Hennessy in Puberty Blues.
20:07There it is.
20:08Oh yeah.
20:08That's you next to the surfboard?
20:10I am the surfboard.
20:11Oh okay.
20:13Surf, drugs, sex sounds like a dream job for a teenager.
20:16Jeez.
20:18It was.
20:20Yeah.
20:20In the character I meant.
20:21In the character.
20:22No.
20:23It was all those things.
20:25Can I say that?
20:26It was very fun.
20:27Yeah.
20:27It was very fun.
20:27You can relax a bit.
20:28It's not a police interview.
20:30It's not tough.
20:31I'm like.
20:32Just trying to get to the bottom.
20:33All right.
20:33All right.
20:33Thank God.
20:34And I'm guessing it would have been a tough show to shoot scenes like this.
20:38What is that about?
20:39How many takes there Sean?
20:41I really had to rehearse that for weeks.
20:43Okay.
20:43Yeah.
20:44That's tough.
20:44And look, if you miss Puberty Blues, I think this clip pretty much sums up the series.
20:52Oh, where's my pie?
20:54I'll go get you one.
20:56Where is it?
20:57She ate it.
20:59Dumb.
21:00Mole.
21:00Sorry, I'll run.
21:01Ten minutes.
21:03You dropped.
21:04Yeah.
21:05That's a fabulous effort there for me.
21:07You know, she still hasn't got him that pie.
21:09Oh, that's extraordinary.
21:10He's waiting.
21:10We've all ended a relationship over a tardy pie.
21:13Oh, that'd be terrible.
21:17No.
21:18Some rules are wrong.
21:19They're unbreakable.
21:20Hey, Sean.
21:21Yeah?
21:22There's a zoo in Denmark.
21:26Unwanted pets are involved.
21:28Where do you stand?
21:29Unwanted pets in a zoo?
21:31Yeah.
21:31They're feeding them to the animals.
21:33Yeah.
21:33What do you reckon?
21:34Animals got to eat.
21:35Yeah.
21:40Sean, follow up question.
21:42Yeah.
21:42Mick had this idea that they're live and they're shot out of a cannon.
21:47Yeah.
21:47That was his idea.
21:48T-shirt cannon.
21:49Yeah.
21:50T-shirt cannon.
21:51I'm not cruel.
21:51You know what I mean?
21:52Like just, just, just, just launching kittens at the Panthers.
21:58Morally tougher.
21:59Yeah.
22:00But people have to be entertained.
22:01Very nice.
22:03And we'll try and get this interview back on track.
22:06Now, Sean, your newest film One More Shot is about to premiere at the Melbourne International
22:11Film Festival.
22:12Is that referencing the pets?
22:14No, no, no.
22:15I'm related to pets.
22:16Can you give us the basic storyline in 10 words or less?
22:19Uh, no.
22:20I can do 11.
22:2111 times.
22:22Look, it's set 1999.
22:24Eve of Y2K.
22:26Feels like the world's about to end.
22:28Kind of like now sometimes.
22:29Um, and Minnie is going to a party with all her friends from medical school.
22:34She has a bottle of tequila, which every time she takes a shot, takes her back to the
22:38start of the night.
22:39Oh.
22:40Ooh.
22:40So it's a dramedy.
22:41A time loop sort of thing.
22:43It's a time loop comedy with heart.
22:44Does someone stick their dick in a hot apple pie?
22:47Because that...
22:48Didn't make the part.
22:50That's the high water mark for me.
22:51Wrong film.
22:52Wow.
22:52That is, uh...
22:54Have I given away the ending?
22:55Yeah.
22:57Yes, Millie.
22:58And there's that kid going, where's my partner?
23:00You're flat.
23:03Sorry, Sean.
23:03I'm doing my best to promote a new Australian film.
23:06Yeah.
23:06This is the zoo.
23:07And now I'm getting driven off the road with this nonsense.
23:10Yeah.
23:10Can I ask one question for Sean?
23:11A quick guessing game.
23:12Is that alright, Tommy?
23:13Sure.
23:13One of us here on this panel, Sean, has won three major acting awards.
23:19Which of the five of us do you believe that to be?
23:24I mean, I'm looking in the eyes for the truth here.
23:27And I'm looking at Sam.
23:29You think I won?
23:29But now I'm looking at Mick.
23:32No.
23:33I don't know.
23:34Sean?
23:35Who's Celia?
23:37Celia?
23:38Congratulations!
23:41I am so sorry.
23:44See, Rosehaven was sort of the puberty blues of Tasmania.
23:48That's fair.
23:49No, you do real acting.
23:50Hey.
23:51I do.
23:51Hey, what's wrong with Utopia, Rosehaven?
23:53Real acting's hard.
23:54Is that your Mick?
23:55Is that right?
23:55Yeah, it is.
23:57My philosophy is leave nothing in the locker room.
23:59Really?
24:00Go big.
24:01That's right.
24:02Go big and pop on some pantaloons.
24:04Yes.
24:05What about your first ever roller?
24:07Oh, well.
24:08I was at a primary school in Canberra and we were doing a play about the gold mining era,
24:13the gold rush era in Australia.
24:15Oh.
24:16And I made my debut on stage as Chinaman number three.
24:25Wearing a rice paper hat.
24:27No.
24:28Panning for gold.
24:30Sam, what did you, when Mick, hang on.
24:32When Mick told us that just before the start of the show, Sam, what did you say?
24:35I said Chinaman number three is what my teacher called me at school.
24:40You don't have to.
24:41It's not.
24:42Sean has some questions.
24:43You hopefully have some answers.
24:45Let's dive into it.
24:46Okay.
24:46Moving on.
24:47Aussie actor Patrick Bramall was spotted in New York.
24:50What's he doing there?
24:52Uh, no.
24:52This is a sequel.
24:53It's, um, The Devil Wears Tarot Cash.
24:57It is a sort of sequel or a remake of a famous movie and the movie is?
25:02Mick.
25:02Devil Wears Prada.
25:03He's in the reboot.
25:05Correct.
25:06Can't wait to see it.
25:06Devil Wears Prada 2.
25:07Is it a reboot or a sequel?
25:08Mel?
25:09I think it's a sequel because they're older now.
25:11It's the same people.
25:13So technically there's, you know, there's a difference.
25:15It's Devil Wears Prada 2.
25:15I'll tell you what, he does a very convincing Meryl Streeter.
25:18Does he?
25:19Look, we're circling it, but Mick, points to yours.
25:21Next question please.
25:22Okay.
25:23Filming has started on Spider-Man 4.
25:27Wow.
25:28Indeed.
25:29In what unusual location?
25:31Mel.
25:32That's Holland.
25:34Tom, Tom.
25:35Ah.
25:35Scotland.
25:39And where are we then Mick?
25:40Is it?
25:41It's Scotland.
25:42Scotland.
25:43He's filming in Scotland.
25:44Whereabouts in Scotland, do you know?
25:45None of your business.
25:46Yeah.
25:48We'll get in the voice.
25:49Glasgow.
25:50Glasgow.
25:51Glasgow is correct.
25:52Glasgow indeed.
25:53Alright, next question.
25:53Ed Sheeran and Harry Potter star Rupert Grint were reunited this week for what?
25:58It's a building.
25:59Sunscreen commercial?
26:01Yes.
26:02An awareness campaign would be very useful.
26:05They're making something there obviously.
26:07Mel.
26:08I think this is an Ed Sheeran music video?
26:10Oh.
26:11Is it?
26:11That's correct.
26:12Is that a Chesterfield?
26:14That, that.
26:14That's lovely.
26:16That is a lovely question.
26:17Is it?
26:18Yeah.
26:18I'm going to go yes.
26:19And I'm going to go yes too.
26:20That's correct.
26:21You noticed that straight away?
26:22I did.
26:23My eye was drawn.
26:24Bonus points.
26:26It's a beautiful couch isn't it?
26:27Is it a couch?
26:27Oh good.
26:28What?
26:28It's a couch.
26:29I didn't know what we were talking about.
26:31They could have popped the pillow up.
26:32Look.
26:33Someone's been lying on that.
26:35Seriously.
26:35I will try and get this back on track.
26:38What's yours?
26:38Mel.
26:38Next question please.
26:39Exciting week for pop star Dua Lipa.
26:41What's she been given?
26:43Melody.
26:44A third leaper.
26:46Yes.
26:46That's right.
26:49Why not?
26:50Just one, two, three.
26:52This is kind of an odd one.
26:53I didn't know Sam.
26:54She won employee of the week at Avis.
26:59Ed, help us out.
27:00Dua Lipa is now a citizen of Kosovo.
27:03Yes.
27:03So she's a Dua citizen.
27:04Oh my God.
27:05Come on.
27:06Oh my God.
27:07Oh my God.
27:09That's disgusting.
27:10Oh my God.
27:10That is putrid.
27:11I love that you censored that as if we could have read all of that text.
27:16The flags don't help, but that does.
27:19Wayne, what is she again now, Tom?
27:20A Dua citizen.
27:22It's called Dua.
27:23It is.
27:25Hey, we've got to take a break.
27:27One more shot is screening at the Melbourne International Film Festival this week
27:30and then streaming on stand.
27:32Would you please thank Sean Keenan?
27:46We're back at that other show.
27:47We'd be like to put each of our contestants under the spotlight one by one.
27:51And what better way than getting them to unpack a bit of Gen Zed slang?
27:56Yes, it's time for us to get...
28:03...down with the kids.
28:07It's a very simple challenge.
28:09We'll introduce you each to a modern word or term.
28:13You've just got to tell us what it is.
28:16Mick, let's begin with you.
28:23Mickie, here's something that's pretty hip on the street.
28:26Three signs you are a simp.
28:28Being a simp is actually so attractive.
28:31Someone just call me a simp.
28:32I'm also such a simp.
28:34Like, it's so disgusting to admit.
28:35Simping will never get you the girl.
28:38Do not call somebody a simp.
28:39You are a major, major, major simp.
28:43We've all been simps.
28:44Mick!
28:46What is a simp?
28:48What is a simp or simping?
28:50What does it mean?
28:51There's something right there.
28:56It's that New Zealand accent.
28:57It's simping.
29:06Mickie, in the Down With The Kids, Gen Z.
29:09That is amazing.
29:10Simp, what do you think is simping?
29:11They all know what a simp is.
29:13What?
29:13If you know, you know.
29:16And clearly you don't.
29:18Any thoughts?
29:19I know it's skibbity.
29:21I'll give you some clues.
29:23Skibbity, no cap.
29:24I say simping is being a dick in a relationship.
29:28That's what it felt like there.
29:30Yeah.
29:30It mainly applies to things guys do if they're really into a girl's...
29:35I stand by my original answer.
29:37No, I think you're pretty close.
29:38So you're really into, in this case, a girl, and you make a bit of a...
29:42What are we, in grade four or something?
29:45A simp.
29:45I go, I want to be a partner of someone who doesn't want to be a partner of me.
29:49I'm a simp.
29:49Mickie, I reckon that is pretty darn close.
29:52Going above and beyond to please someone who doesn't really feel the same way about you.
29:56It's real life.
29:57Ten points to Mickie, go on.
30:02That was ultra-slate.
30:07Okay.
30:08Celia.
30:09I felt so old.
30:11It makes me really feel a lot better to look over at you.
30:15We are going to unsubscribe from that drama to take a look at your algorithm-approved lingo.
30:23Have you encountered the so-called Gen Z stare?
30:26I got Gen Z stared so hard in the McDonald's drive-thru.
30:29I've experienced this a lot as a professor.
30:31This is the Gen Z stare that I got when I went to Chipotle.
30:34I'm coming to you as a victim of Gen Z.
30:35I've been personally victimized by the Gen Z stare.
30:38Now, Celia, for ten points, I want you to look into that camera and give us a textbook Gen Z
30:46stroke Z stare.
30:49Oh.
30:52Pretty good.
30:53It's defined as blank.
30:56Oh, that's right.
30:57Pretty good.
30:57There he is.
30:58That's the Gen Z stare.
31:01I don't really know.
31:02I just stare.
31:03Is it?
31:04I'm afraid I felt so old.
31:05Like, I'm just learning.
31:06Is it when someone said, you know, an old person has said something sort of stupid?
31:09It can be motivated by anything, but you gave us a blank, expressionless look.
31:13It happens to me, and I just panic.
31:15I just make sounds of modems at them.
31:18It really confuses me.
31:18Okay.
31:22They have no idea.
31:23Celia, main quest achieved.
31:25Well done to you.
31:28All right.
31:30Mel, let's beta test some swag and check out your rizzed up rhetoric.
31:34The word is gyat.
31:36What does gyat mean?
31:38Gyat!
31:39Stop recording and just tell me what a gyat is.
31:42Gyat dam.
31:43Gyat.
31:44Mel, is a slang term for what?
31:46I don't think anyone's using the slang anymore because you've said it.
31:51No, it's a large rear end.
31:55Because you say gyat dam.
31:57It's a short for gyat dam and often said when you spot someone with, as you say, a larger
32:03rear end.
32:05Yeah.
32:05You do that.
32:06You're done.
32:06You're done.
32:07You're done.
32:09That was valid.
32:12Okay.
32:16Tom, you can't read them off a card.
32:21What's worse of the video?
32:22That was valid.
32:25Okay.
32:25Ed, not to flex, but I'm here dripping with goblin mode energy for your grammar lesson.
32:31Today I'm going to be touching grass.
32:33Is it real grass?
32:34Oh my god, Danny, touch grass.
32:36You need to touch grass.
32:38You know you'll see comments sometimes and it's like, touch grass.
32:40That shit works, man.
32:43Ed, what does it mean to tell someone to touch grass?
32:46Well, firstly, I just wish we were donating influencers to a Denmark zoo.
32:51I don't know.
32:52It's just to get back to nature.
32:54You've got to get back, get off screens, get back to nature.
32:57Ironically, they're telling us to do that via TikTok.
32:59Is that...
32:59Am I close?
33:01Ten points to Ed, Pamela.
33:04All right.
33:04Nice.
33:05Let's go.
33:06All right.
33:07Sam, bit of a plot twist.
33:09Let me demonstrate vibes into action.
33:12I'm going to demonstrate a move for you and then ask you a very simple question.
33:17All right, I'm going to come over here.
33:18Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
33:19This is hugely viral.
33:21Here we go.
33:21Is this if this segment couldn't get any worse?
33:24Give it to us.
33:25I love this episode of Old People's Home for Four Year Olds.
33:28Here we go.
33:28Here we go.
33:43Sam, what two words spring to mind when you see that?
33:48An idiot?
33:49Oh, right.
33:52That's cute.
33:52Oh, no.
33:53That's it.
33:53Thank you, mate.
33:55Okay.
33:57Hey, hey, hey.
33:59Terminal cringe.
34:00Yeah.
34:02If anyone wants to leave, you can go.
34:04I don't know.
34:04It's okay.
34:05Do you know what I'm doing?
34:06Yeah.
34:07Yeah, everyone knows.
34:07No, you all know, do you?
34:08Yeah.
34:09You all know what it's called?
34:10Yeah.
34:10Yeah, I do.
34:11What is it?
34:12Holding us hostage.
34:16No, it's like you're crafting an image of coolness in an effortless manner.
34:21What?
34:21This is what you're trying to do.
34:23Because I've only seen that little kid in the front of the boat, and he's doing that.
34:26But the thing he's doing has a name.
34:28It's something farming.
34:30Aura farming.
34:31Sam, it is indeed aura farming.
34:33And if you don't believe me, take a look.
34:35Yeah.
34:37Oh, yeah.
34:38Oh.
34:41And all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
34:48Down with the kids.
34:49Back with more Have You Been Pangeders.
34:51Right after this.
35:04We're back.
35:04You're watching Have You Been Pangeders.
35:06Hands on buzzers.
35:09This is exciting.
35:10Scientists have developed a world first vaccine that protects cows and other animals against
35:16devastating...
35:16Protects cows against devastating celia.
35:19Lions.
35:20He's probably right.
35:21There'll be a shield.
35:23Mick.
35:23Nipple rash.
35:25Nipple time.
35:26Nipple rash.
35:27Sam.
35:27Denmark zoos.
35:28OK.
35:29You're getting distracted.
35:30Not that.
35:31Melody.
35:31Cash cow disease.
35:33That's a problem.
35:35Ed.
35:35It's your foot and mouth disease, Tommy.
35:37Yes, indeed.
35:37This alleged drug gang in the UK was taken down by an unlikely snitch.
35:43Who was it?
35:44Dogged them in.
35:45Mickey.
35:45It was a parrot.
35:46Yes.
35:46What?
35:47It was a parrot.
35:47Their pet parrot was saying, two for 25.
35:49Two to 25, which is the drug.
35:50Do you take a look?
35:51Two for 25.
35:54The whole animal community's in uproar.
35:57David Attenborough came out and said, snitches get stitches.
36:01I thought it would have said, Polly want a crack.
36:03Oh, that's good.
36:04You would have thought.
36:06A missed opportunity.
36:07I cannot believe that bird is a rat.
36:09Oh, there we go.
36:11This US-made ice cream has raised eyebrows for its bold new flavour.
36:15What is it?
36:17Melanie.
36:18It's a Gwyneth Paltrow's.
36:20Oh, there we go.
36:22There we go.
36:23Not candle-related.
36:24I know.
36:24It'll be breast milk.
36:27Breast milk?
36:28People are obsessed.
36:28Yeah, it's cookies and cleavage, I believe, is the...
36:32I'll tell you what.
36:33Jesus.
36:36I feel sorry for Freda.
36:38She's going to be punching it out.
36:39I'm not, stop.
36:40It's actually cow colostrum, but they're still calling it.
36:44It's a press bell.
36:45To a tyre shop in Perth.
36:47Hello.
36:48Hello.
36:49Look at that.
36:50Whoa.
36:51Sorry, there should have been a trigger warning on that.
36:55What happens next?
36:57Celia.
36:57A full moon.
36:58Well, it's three quarters as we're looking at it.
37:02Anyone know it's quite dramatic, quite...
37:04Sam.
37:05Well, I'll take a guess, because of the smoke,
37:08and suggest there's an explosion.
37:11Oh, my goodness.
37:12Sam.
37:13What is it, though?
37:13Take a look.
37:19What is it?
37:20That's a lithium battery exploding.
37:22Should have put it out with his arse cracking.
37:25All right, it's time to test the heart rate.
37:36And tonight's sports segment is brought to you by The Naked Gun,
37:40the best Naked Gun film since the last one,
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37:45Looking forward to it.
37:45A fascinating scene from Lords this week.
37:48And if ever you want a drama, here's drama for you.
37:52That is drama indeed.
37:52What's going on there?
37:54Melanie.
37:56He's pretending he has a gun.
38:00He's got something on there.
38:01He has a slightly sore arm,
38:03and he was giving it large with a cast, et cetera.
38:06Would you mean last man Chris Wokes came out to bat
38:08with a dislocated shoulder?
38:09Well, he claims that, but he's English,
38:11so broken nail.
38:14And it didn't do the trick.
38:18Also, giving it large,
38:19the Down With The Kids segment is over.
38:22Sorry.
38:23The opening match of the 100 at Lords
38:25was interrupted by what?
38:27Celia.
38:28Gender reveal.
38:29I think that's the opening ceremony.
38:31An unusual sight at Lords.
38:35I saw this.
38:36It was a fox.
38:37It was indeed.
38:38Take a look.
38:39Well, this is a first.
38:41With the home of cricket.
38:43And not even on Fox Sports.
38:45No.
38:46Thank you, Mel.
38:47Off to the Denmark Zoo.
38:51Moving on.
38:51Meet Jen Powell.
38:53She's made MLB history as the first woman to have what job?
38:57Never had one of these before, Mel?
38:59Third base.
39:00What job is that?
39:01No, it's...
39:03It doesn't run to the base.
39:04Hey, Sam.
39:06First woman to umpire in the major leagues.
39:09It's in a regular season.
39:10And you were telling me during the week you thought it was political.
39:12Thank you, Sam.
39:13Political correctness.
39:14I'll give you the horse.
39:14It's gone mad, Tom.
39:15We'll move on.
39:16Wokeness ruining society.
39:18And you said the old rule, ladies bring a home plate.
39:21Yeah, I...
39:21That was what I said.
39:23You insisted.
39:25It's all mine.
39:26Um, Sam, I will play that.
39:28Well, big announcement from the US Open.
39:31It'll now be...
39:32Uh, Nick.
39:33More interesting?
39:35Well, maybe because of this.
39:36Entertaining?
39:37It's something to do with, um, what you achieve for winning the event.
39:42Melanie?
39:42You get the most money.
39:44Yes.
39:44It's the richest prize purse in tennis.
39:47Winners go home with, uh, seven million Australian pitch.
39:50What's the first?
39:51Yeah, less for Taras, of course, but it's going to be...
39:54And they've got to replace the ball kids with Labradors.
39:57Oh, well, that won't be the whole time.
39:59Not much fun, would that be?
40:01That's a very good idea.
40:02I mean, they get the balls, but good luck getting them back.
40:04Yeah, exactly.
40:05You're thinking, Mickey.
40:07To a soccer match in Lithuania.
40:15What are those fans angry about?
40:18I mean, maybe that's just how you reserve a court, you know?
40:21Like, for a pool table, you put a coin on there,
40:23soccer field, you just have to chuck a bunch of cases.
40:24Do you call that a court?
40:30A grassy court?
40:31I'm getting the feeling that that is incorrect.
40:36Sam, what's going on?
40:37It's a bit triggering for Mick, by the way.
40:39That's how most of his relationships ended.
40:42Well, I need to know what's going on.
40:43I thought it was a home movie.
40:46Ed, what's going on there?
40:47They want the coach to pack his bags and leave.
40:50That's FC Antler.
40:52Thank you, Ed.
40:53They want to look it up at home.
40:56We've got to take a break.
40:57We're not right after this.
41:08We're back.
41:09Let's close this show out with a little rapid recall.
41:12And tonight's rapid recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
41:16You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
41:19Oh, so true.
41:21Thank you, Ed.
41:22All right, start that clock.
41:25Astronaut Jim Lovell died at the age of 97.
41:28He was famous for uttering those immortal words, Houston...
41:32Mick?
41:33We have a problem.
41:34Yes, indeed.
41:38Wow.
41:40Sam.
41:44I don't know how it's turned into a rally, by the way.
41:47You know, just for the sake...
41:49You know, that's not what he said.
41:51What did he say?
41:51What did he say?
41:52What did he say?
41:52He said, Houston, we've had a problem.
41:54Yeah.
41:55He's been misquoted.
41:56Thank you very much.
41:57I believe the exact words were, Houston, I've done a shit in my city.
42:03So, am I going to give the points to Mick or do you want?
42:05No, no, that's...
42:06I'll take them.
42:08Grab a recall.
42:09I'm just letting you know.
42:10That is, actually, he said, we've had a problem.
42:12That's good stuff, yeah.
42:13I feel like we should point out that Mick is aware that he could potentially win,
42:16which is why this sudden energy shift...
42:19I love this.
42:20I can feel the support.
42:21Yeah.
42:22I can feel the support.
42:22All right.
42:23Mick, points are yours.
42:24Let's go.
42:2590,000 Sydneysiders braved the weather to do what on Sunday morning?
42:31Sam, ironically, tell Mel...
42:33Tell Melburnians how good their weather is.
42:36Sadly, I'll agree.
42:37Mickey?
42:38It was, uh, a run.
42:39Oh, my God.
42:42Oh, my God.
42:47That is...
42:49I'll never know.
42:50I see you deserve a fun run.
42:52A fun run.
42:56This, um, this is Rapid Recall.
42:58If you're going to cheer every...
43:00We're a long segment, so we'll whip through, Mickey.
43:02You're going to have the points.
43:03According to the latest Gallup poll,
43:05who is America's most hated figure?
43:08Mick.
43:08Elon Musk?
43:09Yes, sir.
43:1161% of Americans hold a dim view of him.
43:14The island nation of Nauru has just sold its first what?
43:18I'm not going to...
43:18I'm not touching it.
43:21Sam, can I just point out we're all too scared to buzz in?
43:24No, it is.
43:24Buzz in.
43:25Buzz in.
43:26You're all good.
43:26It's beautiful.
43:27I don't know what's going on.
43:29What's he going to do?
43:30Come on, what's Nauru just sold?
43:31Just love an underdog.
43:32For the first time.
43:33Help me out.
43:33Uh, Ed.
43:35Uh, it's citizenship, passport.
43:37Yeah, you basically buy your way.
43:38Yeah, I'm willing to be the bad guy here.
43:40Let's do this thing.
43:42A new study has revealed brain rot can occur after just three minutes doing what?
43:48Nick.
43:48Watching the Logies.
43:53It's more general.
43:55We all do too much.
43:56Miss Melanie.
43:57I know they sponsor the segment, but it's you, he adds.
44:00Yeah, totally.
44:02Can I just point out I was deeply hurt by Mick's comment?
44:06Oh, it was...
44:06LAUGHTER
44:10Sam, you did a great job.
44:12You guys...
44:12For three minutes.
44:14LAUGHTER
44:17I'm going to get brain rot for scrolling for three minutes.
44:21On social?
44:22On social media, which is why I always do way more than three minutes.
44:26Thank you very much.
44:27You get mental fogginess.
44:28Cat lovers gathered on Friday to...
44:30Oh, we're out of time.
44:32Let's check that final leaderboard, and our winner is Mick.
44:35He's got it.
44:36CHEERING
45:03Let's have a victory at speech.
45:05Oh, it's a victory we all needed.
45:06No time for a speech.
45:08Congratulations to our winner.
45:09Thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
45:12We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention
45:14when preparing for a live news cross in Brazil.
45:18Oh, no.
45:20And that's our stand.
45:21Good night, Australia.
45:22See you all next week.
45:23CHEERING
45:24And we'll be right back.
45:26It's a good night, Australia.
45:27And you're ready to die.
45:28Welcome to the A-N-N-E-B-O.
45:29And you're ready to be right.
45:30Go, go, go.
45:30You're ready to have to go.
45:31A-N-E-B-O,
45:34It's a great day.
45:35You
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