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00:05Previously on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
00:07Hi, gorgeous.
00:08In Rhode Island?
00:09Bali.
00:10Everyone knows everyone.
00:11Hello.
00:12Love Shaq fancy at your finest.
00:14We know your aunt.
00:15We know your uncle.
00:15We know your third cousin.
00:16Alicia, have you seen Liz?
00:18She has a very big fear of frogs.
00:20I've known Liz since I was born.
00:22Look at you, babe.
00:23You got everything.
00:24I know Kelsey because I grew up with her boyfriend.
00:27She used to date my boyfriend's brother.
00:29Yes.
00:30I've known Joellen since I was in high school.
00:32Rhode Island is different.
00:33Yeah.
00:34Because it's so close to knit.
00:36It's like if you're not from Rhode Island, suspect.
00:39Like I don't know what the right thing to do is.
00:41Kelsey, you know, she's going through a lot.
00:43Like her boyfriend has a girlfriend here and a girlfriend in Florida, no?
00:45Rosie was questioning your relationship.
00:48Was it brought up by you about the way my relationship is?
00:51Joellen brought it up.
00:52Joellen brought it up?
00:54No.
00:54Welcome to Rhode Island where nobody tells anybody the truth
00:57and everybody just lies to each other's faces,
00:58but talk behind their back.
01:00Welcome.
01:01I love it here.
01:13Ma.
01:15What?
01:15Mother-in-law.
01:17Come on.
01:18Look at us.
01:20Father-in-law.
01:21I don't know.
01:21Jerry and I have been married 11 years, and I think Jerry's a perfect culmination of both of his parents.
01:28Judy, where do you want me to put my stuff?
01:30I was going to say put it in my bedroom, but the cat's in there.
01:32They're fabulous people.
01:34I couldn't have loved them more.
01:37What do you make it to me?
01:38I was going to do Brianna's favorite, the rigatoni's, the mini ones.
01:41Jerry, are you excited to meet the parents?
01:44I can't wait.
01:44My stepdaughter's, Brianna's life has been a whirlwind.
01:49She met this guy, and before you knew it, she was pregnant.
01:53That was pretty quick.
01:55It was only a couple of months, you know?
01:58Jerry, she told him and he went, oh, he almost passed out.
02:02How many times have you met Zach?
02:03Four or five.
02:04That's your next guy.
02:05And he's got gorgeous teeth.
02:06What are you going to ask them?
02:08My granddaughter's pregnant.
02:09What should I say?
02:10You're not going to ask them when the ring's coming?
02:12Nope.
02:13Let's feel them out.
02:14Hi, grandpa.
02:16Hi, sweetheart.
02:17How are you?
02:18I love you.
02:21Hi, guys.
02:22How are you?
02:23Mwah.
02:24Hello.
02:24You mean you're pregnant?
02:25Yeah, right.
02:27Jerry's daughters mean the world to me, even though I didn't give birth to them.
02:30I feel like a part of my blood courses through them.
02:34Oh, mama.
02:35I know, it's so gross.
02:37When Jerry and I first met, the girls were really little and ended up with us full-time.
02:42It was a time that was more appropriate for them to be with us and not with their biological mother.
02:50I definitely did not expect that full-time mom role that fast.
02:57It's not like a round belly yet.
02:59You can have half of mine.
03:00Before that, I decided when I woke up.
03:03I decided when I went to bed.
03:05I decided what I did with my free time.
03:08It was quite a change.
03:09I always wanted kids of my own.
03:11I never thought it would happen this way.
03:13But Jerry's girls really fulfilled that need for me.
03:18Oh!
03:19Here they go.
03:20Brianna.
03:21Poor Zach.
03:21He's nervous for his parents.
03:23Are you?
03:24How are you?
03:25Good, how are you?
03:26I've heard a lot about you.
03:28Okay, do it.
03:29Don't do it.
03:29Nice to meet you.
03:35Your son is a beautiful human being.
03:38Thank you, family.
03:39Family is very important to me.
03:41I lost my mom when I was 15.
03:44My dad shortly before I got married.
03:47Hello.
03:48Miranda, we didn't think you were going to make it.
03:50So being all together with Jerry, with the kids, it just feels safe.
03:55It feels real.
03:56It feels right.
03:57Three girls, huh?
03:58Yeah, it's brutal.
04:00It's brutal.
04:01You have no say, right?
04:02Nothing whatsoever.
04:03You have a grandson, hopefully.
04:05I'm going to will it to you.
04:06Can you feel it?
04:07I have a feeling it's a girl.
04:09Really?
04:10You want a girl?
04:10You want a girl?
04:11You want a girl?
04:12Really?
04:13He's wanted a girl the whole time.
04:15This is the first grand baby.
04:17It's like a new chapter.
04:19It's new life.
04:19Anytime life comes in, it's nothing but joy.
04:23Manja, let's go.
04:25Enjoy.
04:25Thanks, man.
04:26What do I want to be called?
04:28Certainly not grandma, anything grand, anything nan, anything non, none of that.
04:33I like Gigi.
04:35Let's cheers to Brianna.
04:36Wait a minute.
04:37Zach, the baby.
04:38Cheers.
04:39Best of luck to you guys.
04:40Cheers, cheers.
04:40Chin down.
04:41Come on.
04:49All right.
04:50Let's go explore this park.
04:51You want to run?
04:52Where do you want to go?
04:53You think there's duckies over here, Julie?
04:54I bet the ducks are in there.
04:57I'll put the blanket down here in this little tree cove.
05:00Why don't you play catch with Dawson?
05:02Can you guys play throw?
05:03You guys want to throw a little bit?
05:05All right.
05:05Go fetch.
05:07Telling the kids to play fetch.
05:09Do you like that?
05:09Yeah.
05:10Wouldn't be the first time I have ever said that.
05:12What I was surprised when I first met Joellen was that she is so much friendlier and warmer
05:17than I ever imagined.
05:18I really want to get the kids together.
05:21Yeah, that would be nice.
05:22Wouldn't that be cute?
05:23Yeah, because they're the exact same age.
05:24I know.
05:24And I love that.
05:25Yeah.
05:26There are, like, some rumors around the state that she can be quite a bitch.
05:32But she's really friendly.
05:34I mean, yeah, she's not scared of a fight.
05:36I do not want to be on Joellen's bad side.
05:39I had the best time at your 4th of July party.
05:42Oh, my gosh, thank you.
05:42It was so much fun.
05:43And Jared is not one for, like, big social events.
05:46And he left being like, oh, my gosh, everyone is so nice.
05:50I'm so glad that you had fun.
05:52I feel like your first impression of me, Rosie's picnic.
05:55Oh, I was, it wasn't, honestly, wasn't fazed by it.
05:58Rosie.
05:59Shut the up.
06:00Like, are you out of your mind?
06:02I did tell Kelsey at the, at the 4th of July about the picnic.
06:06How Rosie and Alicia were, like, questioning her relationship.
06:10That was kind of what was bothering me a bit about Rosie.
06:13I feel like you guys will be fine.
06:15I just need to exist around her.
06:17Why don't you guys just, like, start completely clean?
06:19That's the plan right now.
06:21I'm just trying to turn over a new page.
06:23It's not that I think that Rosie and my personality doesn't mesh.
06:27I think that there's very big similarities.
06:29We both, like, aesthetic treatments.
06:30We're both brunettes.
06:31All right, Dawson, you want to go over here and explore a little bit more?
06:34Come on, JoJo's.
06:36Um, she's very photogenic.
06:39Sometimes I am, too.
06:44That's all I've got for right now.
06:45JoJo, you want to go in the swing?
06:47Where's Joly?
06:48Climbing up like a big girl.
06:50So Jared's at work right now, you said, right?
06:52How is the business doing?
06:54It's a constant stress.
06:56The ice machine's not working again?
06:58me.
06:59It's always something.
07:00I'll swear.
07:01I wanted to support his dream.
07:04Yeah.
07:05I had no idea that there's, like, such thing as, like,
07:08it's called, like, a bar widow or something,
07:10where, like, the husband's at work all the time.
07:12Oh, I see.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Now when he's home, he has, like, a lot of stress.
07:18This is not a good swing.
07:20I know.
07:20She's, like, an awful swing.
07:23He is constantly feeling like he's failing.
07:27We have sunshiny days sometimes,
07:29but they're very far and few between.
07:31It's just hard to always be, like,
07:34he's not happy, he's not happy.
07:38And he's always, like, it's not the kids and it's not you.
07:42He feels like he's not being a good enough father and husband
07:45because he's not bringing anything to the table
07:48with his project.
07:50He is.
07:51And do you tell him that?
07:52Every day of my life, yeah.
07:54He tells me all the time.
07:56He's like, whenever I'm moody and dark,
07:58it's not about you.
07:59It's never about you.
08:00But it's hard not to blame yourself
08:03and always try to figure out,
08:05how do I make him happy?
08:06I want him to have his moments
08:08where he gets to go play golf and play softball
08:10without me being annoyed, but it's like,
08:12holy crap, that means I'm going to be alone
08:14for five hours like this.
08:17I know.
08:18And right now, you're in the thick of it.
08:20You really, really are.
08:21I think Ashley tries to portray this Instagram,
08:25perfect family, perfect kids.
08:27However, I also understand being a mom.
08:30It's very hard.
08:31I feel her frustration.
08:32We have a nanny 33 hours a week.
08:35I should be able to handle it.
08:36But, Ashley, you need peace of mind, too.
08:39Oh, baby.
08:41I don't know why I'm crying so much.
08:42It's okay.
08:43It's okay.
08:45What's next, sweetie?
08:46No, I'm going to pee on a bun.
08:58Table for three.
09:00Right this way.
09:07All righty.
09:09You going to have a drink?
09:11Does the dog have an ass?
09:12Does the bear in the woods?
09:15Can I grab you ladies a cocktail while you're waiting?
09:18Can I do a lemon-jump martini on the rocks?
09:20Absolutely.
09:21Yeah.
09:21Hendrix.
09:22A little bit of pomegranate, extra lemons.
09:25You got it.
09:27This is your salad.
09:28Did you order a Caesar?
09:29I don't think we did.
09:31What?
09:32Okay.
09:34Maybe Rula ordered it preemptively.
09:37Have my Caesar salad waiting for me here.
09:41I've known Rula over a decade now.
09:44We know each other through the boating community.
09:47Boat parties with friends is a big thing in the summer in Rhode Island.
09:51Also, Rula and I have heritage in common.
09:55I'm half Syrian.
09:56Rula's half Syrian.
09:57And I typically really always adore my Middle Eastern girls.
10:04Hello.
10:05Good to see you.
10:06I haven't seen you in so long.
10:08I would've been...
10:08Gorgeous.
10:09This is what time would like.
10:10How are you?
10:11Good.
10:12Hi Kelsey.
10:13Come on.
10:13Good to see you.
10:14Good to see you.
10:15I've known Rula through Liz.
10:17She's classy and very like put together.
10:20She's very like calm and monotone.
10:24We literally just get Rula at like this one baseline level.
10:28A spicy margarita please, hon.
10:30Yep.
10:30I'm pretty sure she's got some emotions.
10:33If there's no emotions down there, we've got a problem.
10:35We have a serial killer on our hands.
10:38How was the fourth?
10:39What'd you guys end up doing?
10:42Joellen hosted a party.
10:45It was fun.
10:49I feel like...
10:53Just say it.
10:55I've been a little bit more on the outside lately.
10:57What is it about the both of you that makes you want to hang out with Joellen?
11:02Joellen and I have definitely had ups and downs.
11:06She is a rep in the beauty business.
11:09My husband Brian and I know a lot of people in the industry.
11:12She comes across as friendly, bubbly, but that's not always the truth.
11:17You guys said she's a .
11:19She's talking about me and my husband, stirring up rumors.
11:23Oh, they're getting a divorce.
11:25Oh, he's leaving her for this petty slut.
11:28You have to know, like, I have your back.
11:31Like, you have to know the second I hear a echo of something, I'm calling you.
11:37In the same breath, I know you, Rula.
11:39I know that you're never going to want to, like, admit, like, something's up.
11:45From what I've ever seen of Brian and Rula, they've always looked like the perfect couple.
11:50They've always looked super happy.
11:52However, there are echoes all around Rhode Island that Brian's got a mistress.
12:01There's a mistress.
12:03Are you open to talking about it?
12:14Are you open to talking about it?
12:20Liz called.
12:21We started to talk.
12:22She was just, like, nervous about it.
12:24Obviously uncomfortable, I should say, right?
12:25And she's like, look, I don't know.
12:27There were some...
12:28I said there are photos posted online.
12:32I put you in touch with the person who...
12:34You did.
12:35You did.
12:35You did.
12:36She put me in touch with Joellen, who obviously happened to see him.
12:40Joellen apparently had some photos that were posted of Brian and that cockroach.
12:48At first, I thought that Joellen was trying to be supportive and help me because that's what it sounded like.
12:53Until I learned that she had shared the pictures with the whole group and was running her mouth about town
12:58about it.
12:59And that was not okay with me.
13:01And that photo of Brian and that lady, that photo was taken.
13:06She's a hoe.
13:06She's not a lady.
13:07He posted that in the wintertime, from what I understand, and she had, like, a summer outfit on.
13:11So, like, do you think this has been going on for a long time?
13:14It was last summer.
13:16What about now?
13:18What about now?
13:19Nothing's been happening.
13:20That's been done.
13:21This is not still ongoing.
13:23This has not been ongoing.
13:25Show me that it's ongoing.
13:27So it stopped.
13:29That was the end of it, right?
13:30Well, what are you insinuating the truth is?
13:32Gabe.
13:33There was a lot of talk.
13:34My husband's involved and or still involved.
13:37That's not the case.
13:38But he is, ma.
13:39But he is with me.
13:41He's there.
13:43It's pretty out there that Brian is still doing his thing with this woman.
13:50If Rula chooses to not acknowledge what's really going on and live in that land of delusion, I'm sorry.
13:59Elizabeth is allergic to bull .
14:02You're gonna stop with the prideful thing.
14:05Your stupid prom wear, like, it doesn't, it's not benefiting you.
14:10We've all been through it.
14:11I know you've all, and I know you have, and you've shared with me.
14:16You've been through stuff with Jerry.
14:17You didn't kick him to the curb.
14:19Like, you took time.
14:20You processed.
14:21You thought about stuff.
14:22And look at you guys, how many years you've been together.
14:27Liz has shared with me her issues, you know, with Jerry,
14:30and misunderstandings and indiscretions.
14:32She's done her thing, and he's done his thing.
14:37You know, he'd be away or on a fishing excursion or whatever.
14:41And they say, when the cat's away, the mice shall play.
14:50I'll leave it at that.
14:51There's a lot that I just am not willing to say this is going on because you have kids.
14:59I understand.
14:59That's what it is, too.
15:01When you produce the kids with somebody, it is a game changer.
15:05Jerry has kids.
15:06You don't have your own.
15:11I don't mean it in a decision.
15:13You know what I'm saying?
15:14When you produce them with someone.
15:16Not when you bring them up from when they're three because they don't have a mother to do it.
15:21No.
15:21But all right, continue.
15:22No, no, no.
15:23Continue.
15:23Disrespect there, what I'm saying.
15:25No, I felt a little bit.
15:27I put it the wrong way.
15:27No, that's not how I meant it.
15:28That's not how I meant it.
15:29That's how you said it.
15:31No, I didn't have my own kids.
15:33But you have no idea what I've done in my life bringing up kids.
15:38Maybe not producing.
15:42For you to say to me when you produce the kids.
15:45Take that back.
15:46Take it back.
15:46Then take it back.
15:47Then you take it back.
15:48I apologize.
15:50I care for you.
15:51I did not mean it that way.
15:52And I hope you know that I didn't mean it that way.
15:54But I swear to you.
15:56You know, my husband, we've been in a great place.
15:59I just would like everybody to respect that.
16:02There's a lot of fake info out there.
16:04I know I feel that way.
16:06I've been in the same exact position as you.
16:08I get it.
16:09Believe me.
16:09I can, like, sympathize with Rula in this situation.
16:13Joellen's Fourth of July party, like, everyone had questions.
16:16Rosie was questioning your relationship and polygamy.
16:20And Alicia was like, does Kelsey have two boyfriends?
16:24Rumors in Rhode Island are, like, wildfire.
16:27Whether they're true or not, they spread.
16:29What other people think I'm learning is none of my business.
16:34Yeah, baby.
16:35Bring it.
16:36Bring it.
16:37Watch out for the fire.
16:38Maybe they weren't my biological children.
16:42Oh, my God.
16:42But I sacrificed my life for you.
16:44We're not going to go there.
16:46Coming up.
16:47Everybody in the group has made it their business to talk about us.
16:50Right, right.
16:51I know.
16:51What happened last year happened last year.
16:53Were you able to forgive us?
17:01Were you able to forgive us?
17:11Sean Don, that sounds expensive.
17:13Extra dry.
17:14I don't like dry.
17:16I'm whispering angel.
17:17This is good .
17:19She needs options.
17:21Do you want to use this?
17:24Curl your hair with it.
17:26Six months out of the year, my boyfriend is in Miami.
17:29So, like, I have this 16,000-square-foot home.
17:32It's old to myself.
17:33You put it on here.
17:34Oh, okay.
17:34And you press.
17:35All right.
17:36Get it.
17:36Get it.
17:36At our house, there's a full live-in cleaning lady.
17:41Literally there living with us, like, at our beck and call.
17:44Someone's at the door, Christina.
17:45Yeah.
17:46Dishes, laundry.
17:48I'm not meant for that life.
17:51Hello.
17:51Hello.
17:52How are you doing?
17:53How are you?
17:54Alicia.
17:55Hi.
17:56Hi.
17:57I'm so happy.
17:58How are you?
17:59I'm good.
18:00How are you?
18:01Good.
18:02I meant to get cheese.
18:03So, I brought crackers.
18:04You know I love crackers, but the line was, like, too long to get cheese.
18:06So, I said, oh, whatever.
18:07We'll figure it out.
18:08I know you're always good for a good cracker.
18:09I know.
18:10If you are from Rhode Island, born and bred, you are a different person.
18:13You're a breed.
18:15Alicia, so Rhode Island.
18:16So, you know I came here before, a long time ago.
18:18Ten years ago.
18:19Mm-hmm.
18:20We had, like, a Fourth of July party.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:22And my best friend, Crystal, left me on the side of the road.
18:25I had to walk to a Dunkin' Donuts because my phone died.
18:27What?
18:27From here?
18:28Yeah, I almost died.
18:29Yeah, swear to God.
18:31But, like, I had to walk on Fourth of July.
18:33She left me in the woods.
18:34The way she talks, her mannerisms, not wanting to drive on the highway.
18:39This highway, the traffic, and this little bridge.
18:42Stupid car.
18:43Fix your car.
18:44I don't like highways.
18:46I've gotten in accidents.
18:47I ran over a woman.
18:48I've gotten almost driven off a bridge.
18:50So, I've been there.
18:51I've done that with driving.
18:54You ran over a woman.
18:55Yeah.
18:56I ran over a woman.
18:58So, kind of feel bad because I feel like at the Fourth of July party,
19:01which was great, by the way.
19:02Did you have fun?
19:03I had fun.
19:03I had so much fun.
19:04The whole situation that happened at the picnic.
19:06You know, I shouldn't have said what I said.
19:08Listen, I appreciate you saying that.
19:10And I get everyone's gonna have questions.
19:12I'm not mad at Joellen, but if she segued the conversation into, like,
19:18Rosie asking anything about my relationship, would I have rather not?
19:22I wasn't malicious about it.
19:24I was just, like, you know, being a little nosy.
19:26Yeah, not listen.
19:27That's Rhode Island for you.
19:29Yeah.
19:29Speaking of rumors.
19:30Yeah.
19:31Me and Liz saw Rula the other night, and she is not a fan of Joellen.
19:35No.
19:36Joellen's the gasoline to the mistress fire that's going on right now.
19:39She just keeps pumping it and pouring the gasoline on it.
19:42I actually really like Rula.
19:44Her family owns a jewelry shop that we go to that's really close with Billie.
19:47Her family also goes into Billie's restaurant a lot.
19:50I feel like she's got a bougie vibe to her.
19:53When Rula talks, she's, like, very fancy.
19:56Hi.
19:57Yes.
19:57Yes, Alicia.
19:58I believe that.
19:59What is their deal?
20:01According to her, there is no deal.
20:02Everything's status quo and hunky-dory.
20:04So he's not cheating?
20:06Not according to her.
20:07Okay.
20:08Again, I haven't talked to her about it.
20:10I keep hearing all these stories, and I'm like, oh, my God.
20:12Please, someone give me something.
20:13I want to know.
20:14We need to, like, all come together and just talk and, like, be honest.
20:18I think we all have heard certain things about each other.
20:21Like, you didn't really understand the reality of my situation.
20:24Rosie sure doesn't.
20:26Sometimes you just need to address things head on.
20:29I feel like it's time that we all channeled our inner Hillary Duff and decided to come clean.
20:36Yep.
20:36I knew that was going to happen.
20:37See, this is why I'm psychic.
20:38I knew that was going to happen.
20:40Oh, God.
20:41Where's Christina when you meet her?
20:42Why?
20:51Let's go.
20:52Let's go.
20:53Let's go.
20:54Three, two, one.
20:56Go!
20:58Woo-oh!
21:00Feels nice, huh?
21:04Good job, Princess P.
21:06I know you've been wanting to go in all day.
21:08It's been busy, busy, busy.
21:09Rhode Island is a very special place to grow up in.
21:13I was born right in the capital, Providence, Rhode Island.
21:16I live in an upscale town, Lincoln, Rhode Island.
21:19I wouldn't live where Joe Allen lives.
21:22I would never live in Cranston.
21:24It's just not my vibe.
21:26Let's see you, my little pea.
21:28I am a nautical girl.
21:30I own a boat.
21:31I'm one of the only female captains in Rhode Island.
21:34Watch out, boys.
21:35This bitch is coming.
21:36Drop the mic.
21:37Here I am.
21:39Now I'm going to go fully.
21:42Go fully.
21:43Let's see.
21:44I run my own financial planning firm.
21:47I definitely have a reputation as being boss bitch.
21:52I had Andrea put together your consolidated report, just showing
21:57the total value of the portfolio.
21:59Everybody tells me that I run a tight ship, especially
22:02at the office.
22:03But the well-being and care of my two children is paramount.
22:06Good one, Bob.
22:07My son, Luka, is very close to my heart.
22:10If you ruin my hair extensions, guess where the money's coming
22:13from for new ones?
22:14Your bank account.
22:15No, your bank account.
22:16No, yours.
22:17Laila.
22:18She is a sass queen.
22:20Look at you.
22:23All right, give them back to Mommy, because we have to get moving.
22:27Hey, guys.
22:28Mommy, watch this.
22:30Okay, honey.
22:32Whoa.
22:34Look at you.
22:37How are you?
22:38I'm good.
22:39How are you doing?
22:40Good.
22:40I've been with my husband, Brian, for 12 years, married for nine.
22:45He's a podiatrist.
22:47He does a lot of foot and ankle surgery.
22:49Patient is here today for follow-up of ingrown toenail.
22:52Patient states that they are doing much better, not having much pain.
22:56Normally, I love tall, dark, handsome, and my husband is lighter, a little shorter, and
23:05I think he's handsome.
23:07He checked one of the three boxes.
23:10Just keep an eye on your sister, all right?
23:12You want to order them something to eat?
23:14Yeah.
23:14You guys want pizza?
23:15How about chicken parm or chicken kebab?
23:18I am of Lebanese and Syrian descent.
23:21My dad's from Beirut, Lebanon.
23:23My mom's from a small town in Syria.
23:26Brian is 100% Italian.
23:28The two cultures and those nationalities just mesh.
23:31As far as what's important, family, family, family, that's been one of the easiest parts
23:36of the marriage.
23:36It's just killing me because everybody in the state has made it their business, and everybody
23:41in the group has made it their business to talk about us.
23:43Right, right.
23:43I know.
23:44Instead of firing away on stuff you don't know, come and speak with the source.
23:49What happened last year happened last year, and it's in the past.
23:52I just want to move forward.
23:53When I saw the cheating pictures, I looked at Ryan and I said, is there anything that
23:59I should know?
24:00You better tell me now.
24:02He broke down a bit.
24:04He said it was done.
24:06That's it.
24:06You know, begging, pleading, crying.
24:09Were you able to forgive him?
24:13I'm still working on that.
24:15I'm really just tired of everybody making it way bigger than what it is and making it
24:20their business.
24:21Mm-hmm.
24:21We know we're strong.
24:22Obviously, I'm with you.
24:23I let you track, but you know where I am every second.
24:26I love my wife.
24:26I love my family.
24:27Like, they're just jealous, you know?
24:29Yeah.
24:29Mm-hmm.
24:32Coming up.
24:33Someone is showing up.
24:35Who?
24:36Woo-la-la coming.
24:38You want to start ?
24:39I will bring it.
24:40I'm going to ruin your life.
25:04It's so beautiful.
25:07Hi.
25:08Hi.
25:09Come in.
25:10I'm in the kitchen.
25:11Have a seat.
25:12I feel like I need a glass of wine.
25:13Well, you're going to get plenty of it at this winery.
25:16We're going to do a winery.
25:17Love.
25:18Love.
25:18Why don't we, like, get, like, a party bus or something so none of us have to drive?
25:22We'll meet at your house so that you don't have to drive anywhere.
25:23We'll meet at my house.
25:25Exactly.
25:25Make it easier.
25:26But I'm going to, like, pack some snacks, too, because I need my crackers just in case.
25:30Well, we have snacks.
25:32I don't leave the house without, like, a quick carb.
25:35I love my saltines because in case I get nauseous.
25:37Nuts for protein in case I feel lightheaded.
25:40I love a cracker.
25:41My figs, you know.
25:43You never know when you need a fig.
25:44Fig Newtons keep me full and I feel like it's healthy for a cookie because it has, like,
25:49a fig that's a fruit.
25:50This is so amazing.
25:53It's nice and cool in here.
25:55Oh, look.
25:56Someone's here.
26:01I'll close it for you.
26:03Thank you so much.
26:05Hi.
26:05Hi, guys.
26:07Hi.
26:07You look cute.
26:09Do I look like Minnie Mouse?
26:10Like, I don't.
26:11No, you look like a little brat style.
26:14Bye-bye.
26:15Liz, what the problem?
26:18You look beautiful.
26:19Hi.
26:20You look like a medieval princess.
26:24Ashley's outfit is different.
26:27Did you want it tighter?
26:28Tight, yeah.
26:29Is she, like, turning Irish or something?
26:31I don't know if that's, like, a medieval something.
26:33A folklore person, like, when they folklore or something.
26:36You know when they had the lambs and the women on the mountains?
26:39Folklore.
26:40What the ?
26:41Oh, my God.
26:41Please tell me it's a word.
26:49Hello.
26:51Hi.
26:52Hi.
26:52How are you?
26:53So perfect.
26:54Hi.
26:55How are you?
26:55Hi, guys.
26:56Hi, guys.
26:56What's going on?
26:58I feel fine seeing Joellen.
27:00Joellen's actually really fun when she's not being mean.
27:02Hopefully it goes well.
27:03Like, fingers crossed.
27:04You know?
27:05Like, oh.
27:06Yeah.
27:06Let's go.
27:07F and go.
27:08LFG.
27:12All right.
27:13Who wants champs?
27:14Me.
27:14I am.
27:16Oh, my God.
27:17I didn't do anything.
27:18That was a gunshot.
27:20All right.
27:20We're OK.
27:21It's fine.
27:21It's fine.
27:22All right, guys.
27:23Thanks, everyone, for coming.
27:25Thanks for having this idea.
27:27Cheers.
27:27I moved to Rhode Island because when you marry a boy from Rhode Island, you move to Rhode Island.
27:33I've lived here for four and a half years, and it would be nice to have a group of women
27:39in Rhode Island that I can be friends with.
27:41Oh, my gosh.
27:42Making friends in your 30s.
27:43Like, is it even supposed to be a thing?
27:45Were we involved to make friends in our 30s?
27:49Oh!
27:51Champagne showers.
27:53I can't.
27:54I just got all over my legs.
27:56I'm excited.
27:57I love wine vineyards.
27:58We're going to have fun.
28:00Yeah.
28:00I mean, I feel like there's a lot to discuss, but I want to have fun.
28:03We can sip and see what happens.
28:06It's going to be a fun day.
28:08Guys, we're here.
28:09Kelsey, thank you.
28:10We needed this.
28:14Welcome to Newport Vineyards.
28:16If you guys want to follow me right this way.
28:18I know that we're not even that much wine drinkers, but we're going to start today.
28:21I love rosé.
28:23Is rosé wine?
28:24It's a red and white to blush.
28:26Oh.
28:26I like cheap wine.
28:28I like what they call stripper juice and, like, the $8 a bottle wine.
28:33Give me that and I'll be happy.
28:35So the stainless steel tanks are home to our white wine and the rosé.
28:39Isn't this what they use for the heroin?
28:42It kind of reminds me of Breaking Bad right now.
28:44It's like, wait a minute.
28:45I wouldn't say that I'm a wine connoisseur.
28:48I would say that I'm a wine snob.
28:50I try to buy the more expensive bottles, hoping that I don't get hung over.
28:55It's actually so pretty.
28:56Oh, my God.
28:57The grapes are so small.
28:59Aren't they so cute?
29:00Oh, my God.
29:00They are cute.
29:02What is it?
29:02It looks like poison ivy.
29:04Oh, it's tomatoes.
29:05That's tomatoes?
29:06It's not tomatoes.
29:07It's grapes.
29:07We're out of Vineyard.
29:09She said that's a tomato.
29:10All right, guys.
29:11You ready to grab some lunch?
29:12I'm so ready.
29:13I need my grilled cheese immediately.
29:14I'm very excited.
29:15Jo.
29:17Come here.
29:18Um.
29:19Welcome, ladies.
29:21Oh, my God.
29:22It's nameplated.
29:24There's someone who's showing up.
29:25Who?
29:27Don't even say Rula.
29:30Wait a minute.
29:31Is that a Rula-la?
29:33How?
29:34Rula-la is coming?
29:36Why is she here?
29:38Liz and I met with her.
29:41Lovely.
29:42I haven't known Rula very long.
29:44I just know her through Liz.
29:46However, I 100% am getting the brunt of the blame from Rula.
29:51Her husband was having an affair and I shared a picture that the most
29:55mistress posted on the internet.
29:59So Helen is gonna turn up tonight.
30:02Why don't they get along, JoEllen and this girl?
30:04So there were echoes of Rula's husband having, like, an affair.
30:10And, like, JoEllen took a picture and sent it to Rula.
30:12She was the one that was, like, the informant?
30:15Yeah, she was the messenger.
30:16She's got little kids.
30:17And her husband's a foot doctor.
30:19But I think he's doing more than rubbing foots.
30:22You want some cheese?
30:24I mean, I'm not here to, like, you know, publicize that her husband's having an affair.
30:28She knows it.
30:28Let's pretend that she doesn't know it.
30:29Oh, my God.
30:30I mean, come on.
30:31I sent her the pictures with the husband and, like, the mistress I'm making out.
30:35Last year, right around New Year's, I saw a picture on Instagram.
30:39It was Brian, Rula's husband, with another woman.
30:43And I sent it to Liz.
30:45Liz showed Rula and Rula called me.
30:47She was begging me for the pictures.
30:50She's like, please, like, woman to woman, send them to me.
30:53So I did.
30:54And you could hear her breath be like...
30:57I said, if you have questions for Joelle, you should probably ask her.
30:59It's not my question.
31:00Her husband's still on stepping out.
31:01Don't ask me a single thing.
31:03I know, and Liz said that.
31:03And Liz said that.
31:03You should probably...
31:04It's not my problem.
31:05You want to call my job?
31:06You want to start shit?
31:07Because I will bring it.
31:08I didn't even bring that up.
31:09You didn't bring it?
31:09She called my job?
31:10No, I didn't get to that point.
31:11Well, you know, like, that's a big deal to me.
31:13Fast forward six months later, Rula and her husband called my work, wrote emails into HR,
31:20complaining about me to try to get me fired, all because he knows that I know that he's
31:24having an affair.
31:25I don't know what my job has to do with this.
31:27This is my reputation.
31:28So for somebody to with me and my career...
31:31Listen, she feels like...
31:32I don't give a what she feels.
31:34Tell her to keep her husband's dick in his pants.
31:36That's not my problem.
31:37Don't come at me because your husband's sleeping with somebody.
31:39What do I have to do with it?
31:40with my husband, with my kids, with my job.
31:43I'm going to ruin your life.
31:55Hiya, Brad.
31:56Can you hand me, like, a square, like, a piece of cheese?
31:59I'm going to, like, die.
32:00This is a lot.
32:01Don't come at me because your husband's having an affair.
32:03What do I have to do with it?
32:04I don't give a if her husband's cheating on her.
32:07That's not my problem.
32:08That's his problem.
32:09I've made that very crystal clear to her.
32:11So before she walked in, I needed to warn you.
32:16No, let's go.
32:17Okay, come on.
32:18All right.
32:18This woman's husband is a foot doctor and may have had an affair,
32:22and Joellen may have let her know about the affair.
32:25They're coming back over here.
32:26Okay.
32:27You're sitting right here.
32:29I'm here.
32:30Hi, baby.
32:31I know we have an extra place card over here.
32:36Um...
32:40Hi, ladies.
32:41Hi.
32:42How are we enjoying the cheese and meat?
32:43I thought it was Rula.
32:44Do you guys want to wait a minute to put your food in?
32:46Oh, no.
32:46I know what I want.
32:47I want the grilled cheese.
32:48I'm gonna do a cheese pizza.
32:50Well done.
32:51Cheese versus beef.
32:52I really don't want the bread.
32:54Can I get anybody anything else?
32:58Okay.
33:00You look really upset.
33:02You know, I'm not trying to be this awful mean person, but this person tried to hurt me and my
33:09job.
33:10When you come after my work and my financial state, you're not just coming after me, you're coming after my
33:15children and my family.
33:16Gary pays the mortgage.
33:18I pay for every single other thing in the house.
33:20So to try to ruin that, that's not acceptable.
33:23Oh, wait.
33:24Rula's face is harming me.
33:26Rula?
33:28How are you?
33:29Hi.
33:30Hi, Lizzy.
33:32I'm so sorry.
33:33I'm not going to be able to make it today beautiful.
33:36I was at the urgent care for like two hours.
33:40She all right?
33:41Shut up, Alicia.
33:44Who cares?
33:45It sucks.
33:46I wanted to be there with you and have fun with everybody.
33:53Hoping to feel better.
33:55Well, feel better, Dolly.
33:56Bye-bye.
33:57Thanks for calling.
34:00What happened?
34:01Where was she?
34:02Oh, she was in bed.
34:03With a hat on.
34:04In full glam.
34:05A hat in full glam.
34:06She's not sick.
34:07She gets headaches because she's stressed out from taking too much Ozymbic.
34:10Have a protein bar.
34:11Get a turkey leg from Ashley.
34:14I'm done.
34:15I don't want to talk about it anymore.
34:16I'm so hungry.
34:20I have a little game.
34:21I love a game.
34:22I feel like we've all said something.
34:24We've all heard something.
34:25I know I was talked about at the picnic.
34:29Never have I ever been a polygamous.
34:31I thought Kelsey was that.
34:32Like her boyfriend has a girlfriend here and a girlfriend in Florida, no?
34:36So like I have questions, but I think you have questions.
34:39Do you have questions?
34:40Do you have questions?
34:41No more talking about each other behind their backs.
34:45Let's bring it on the table.
34:46I've been used to so many rumors about my relationship for the last decade of my life.
34:53All right.
34:53Everyone gets a box.
34:55Kelsey, get creative.
34:56Everyone has questions about my relationship, about everyone else's relationship.
35:01I'm bringing the purifiers because it's time to clear the air.
35:03If you have questions, comments, concerns, something you've heard about any one of us, you're going to put it in
35:10the envelope and you're going to write the person that it goes to.
35:13And then we're all going to read our own box.
35:15Everything is anonymous.
35:16Oh my God.
35:17I got Sharpie on my nail.
35:19That'll never come out.
35:21I'm going to collect who wants to do the honors of being the first.
35:26Ashley, when did you lose your virginity?
35:29I was like on the verge of 30.
35:3329?
35:34I lost my virginity when I was 14.
35:39So 29.
35:40Something around there.
35:42Basically, I just wanted to wait for the right person.
35:47So I ended up being a virgin for a bit of a time.
35:52Alicia, did you hook up with Gary?
35:53Never.
35:54Not once.
35:56No, did you ever think I really hung up?
35:58I used to know.
35:59He's like a brother.
36:00I would, no, never.
36:01I've known Gary since I was like three years old.
36:03I prayed for him in communion.
36:04Like he was my prayer partner.
36:07Rosie's next.
36:08Oh, this is a good one.
36:09Did you have sex with the coach?
36:11Who wrote that?
36:11I don't know.
36:12Probably Joellen.
36:14I think that's a big rumor about me.
36:16I've never even met him.
36:17No.
36:19Where'd that come from?
36:21I heard years ago that the coach was hooking up with a reporter.
36:24He probably was hooking up with a reporter, but I wasn't a reporter.
36:27I've never had an affair with a basketball coach.
36:30I've never even met him.
36:31Okay.
36:33Don't believe everything you see on Reddit.
36:35I mean, Rich is barely my type.
36:36You think I'm going to date like an old man basketball coach?
36:39Give me a break.
36:41Hmm.
36:42Are you a swinger?
36:43I hear this question often.
36:45I am not a swinger.
36:46Gary and I are not swingers.
36:47Okay.
36:48A few of my friends are swingers.
36:49Rhode Island's a big swing community.
36:51Huge.
36:51Tweets their own.
36:52I don't give a what they do.
36:53So I wish Gary would let me and him swing.
36:55We had a threesome once.
36:57My mom's going to hear this.
37:00Next.
37:01Are you dating?
37:05Everybody wants to know about your love life.
37:07Yeah.
37:08You know, it is a hot topic of conversation.
37:10I am not in a polygamous relationship.
37:12Have never been in a polygamous relationship.
37:15Hey, I didn't, I was just asking.
37:18And obviously I want to have kids.
37:20I want to be married.
37:22The person that I've been with for 10 years will not give me that.
37:25So I am dating somebody else.
37:29Now you're saying that you do have two boyfriends.
37:32What?
37:33I'm cool.
37:33I'm happy.
37:34I'm content.
37:35I'm living life.
37:36Yes.
37:36Amen, sister.
37:38I did ask ChatGVT about this.
37:39So polygamy is if you're married.
37:43Polyamorous is when you're not.
37:44She has two boyfriends at one time.
37:46If this isn't polyamory, I don't know what is.
37:49The two people in my life are the most wonderful people.
37:52Whether I end up with either or, I would be very happy.
37:56As long as you're happy, you're a baby.
37:58That's what I'm doing.
38:00I know that you guys have had questions.
38:02Rosie, Alicia.
38:04Yeah.
38:04But if anyone has questions about her, ask.
38:06But why did you bring it up in the first place?
38:09I didn't bring up Kelsey in the first place.
38:11Oh.
38:13Here you did.
38:14At the picnic.
38:15Did I say anything about her relationship?
38:18How is Kelsey?
38:19You know, she's going through a lot.
38:21What is she going through?
38:23You know, she's just kind of like in between like,
38:25what she wants to do for the future.
38:27We asked follow up questions and you were like,
38:29well, we can't talk about it.
38:31We can't talk.
38:31You'll have to ask her.
38:32You didn't say anything negative.
38:34But you did bring it up.
38:35I think you gave the layup.
38:36You did open the door.
38:37I don't feel that I did that.
38:40I look at Kelsey as like a little sister.
38:42I know you do.
38:42So if I did, this is a Kelsey.
38:44I will a gajillion percent say I'm sorry.
38:47All she said would have been like,
38:49I was with Kelsey a lot this week.
38:51Because she's like not feeling great.
38:52I said Kelsey was going through it.
38:53I thank you, Ashley, for saying that.
38:54Because I did not say something to get a conversation going.
38:57When the conversation got going, I stopped it.
39:00And that's how I feel.
39:02Well, that's why we're here today.
39:04I think Joellen apologizing to me was like everything that I needed to hear.
39:08And I feel like what she's saying is genuine.
39:11So I hope that this is just kind of like a one and done and that's it.
39:16Next.
39:16I know it not true.
39:18Love you.
39:18But the news is H true.
39:21I was nervous right now.
39:22I can't.
39:23Cece, could I ask you to like translate?
39:26I love you.
39:26But is the news true?
39:29No, but like, I mean, what's the news?
39:33So you're having like an affair or something.
39:53Wow.
39:56These women talk about affairs.
39:58They talk about cheating scandals.
40:01This is definitely supposed to be a salacious game.
40:03Like you're supposed to air out dirty laundry.
40:06This is like the weirdest thing.
40:08Is that true?
40:11No.
40:14I have heard rumors of like a former romance with Liz's best friend.
40:19Like they were calling each other like 400 times a month or something like that.
40:23But like Liz is 56 years old.
40:25Like she's not really texting that much.
40:27I don't think.
40:28I'm asking for everybody else.
40:30I know it's not true.
40:31But we can pretend it is because it makes a great story.
40:34But no.
40:36My husband and I have a very close friend, Dino.
40:41He's my little brother.
40:43I love this person.
40:45We also had an unconventional friendship that people didn't understand.
40:49Was it completely right?
40:52No.
40:52Did we have this torrid affair?
40:54No.
40:55Did I have a sleep with this human?
40:56No.
40:57No.
40:57But he means a lot to me.
41:00I'm actually shocked that you of all people asked that.
41:04You grew up with us, Cece.
41:06Yeah.
41:06You know.
41:07Sorry.
41:08Years ago, my husband took up sport fishing.
41:12Jerry was gone three weeks out of four.
41:15So when Jerry wasn't here, I'm always with Dino.
41:20I know people say they have this affair.
41:23Alicia should know it's all bull .
41:25She knows.
41:27Other people don't know my story.
41:29They want to, but time will tell.
41:33Listen.
41:33I'm happy we all came.
41:35I'm happy everyone conditioned and understands and listen.
41:38I think this has been successful.
41:40Yeah.
41:41I do too.
41:42You know, it's a scary day when people can take rumors and ruin lives over it.
41:50With Alicia saying that rumor, she was cosigning onto a narrative that she knew was false.
41:56Look, they look at me like I'm scary, but a couple of these girls at the table.
42:04They're capable of much more scary things than I am.
42:12Next time on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
42:14Hi, baby.
42:15Phil's the other man that all these girls love to talk about.
42:19Welcome to Studio 54.
42:23Oh, yeah.
42:24If he's having an affair, that's not my problem.
42:26He's not having an affair.
42:27He is.
42:28Listen, listen.
42:29Ongoing rumors.
42:31Bye.
42:32off, Kelsey.
42:33Here's your stage as me?
42:35This is not what I wanted.
42:37Well, why?
42:37You've got more to hide than I do.
42:39What am I hiding?
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