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00:06Oh, when the saints, oh, when the saints, come on, guys.
00:10Okay, uh, what about just the two of us and we can sing that together?
00:14Nope, they don't have that.
00:16Reunited?
00:17Nope, don't have that either.
00:18You're all I need, meth and mary?
00:20They got Farah Zaka.
00:22Farah Zaka?
00:23All right!
00:24Who's next?
00:25Gemma?
00:25Uh-uh.
00:28Uh, David, it seems like your karaoke machine only has public domain songs.
00:35Okay, they got, uh, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
00:37Oh, oh, do not let Dave see that one.
00:39Guys, it was $15 at a yard sale.
00:43And hey, if you guys want to borrow it for the bachelor party, you just say the word.
00:48The word is no, Dave.
00:51No, no, no, we already have a plan, okay?
00:54It is going to be the Butler Boys' last hurrah as bachelors.
00:59And we are doing all our old school favorites.
01:01A sprinter van will come pick us up in the first stop, the batting cages.
01:05Yes, where I will retreat indoors and play Donkey Kong Jr.
01:09But then the real action starts.
01:11I'm talking laser tag, jello shots, go-karts.
01:15Yes.
01:16In that order, and there will be crashing.
01:19Yeah.
01:21I'm telling you, Daddy, you're missing out.
01:23That's the goal.
01:26Sorry, guys, my job has been crazy.
01:29You do not want to work at a private school during parent tour season.
01:32And of course, Stephen, my vice principal, is out on paternity leave.
01:36Because dads do so much.
01:40Oh, God, it's Jessica.
01:42She's the worst.
01:44Hi, girly.
01:47Dave, but what's with all the work calls on Sunday?
01:51That's just how things are these days.
01:53You know, you're expected to be reachable 24-7.
01:55Well, that's ridiculous.
01:57Because I own my own business, and I don't take calls on no Sunday.
02:02That's because I do.
02:04Well, you don't watch football, Marty.
02:09Look, Calvin, everything's different now.
02:11You know, I'm actually joining the gig economy tomorrow, making my own hours.
02:15Oh, that's great, Dave.
02:16Where?
02:16A telehealth website?
02:19Surrenditude.
02:19Yeah, I'm doing video counseling sessions.
02:21Oh, so like Uber for crazy people?
02:25No, it's where people in distress use the app to get matched up with a professional provider,
02:30like me.
02:31So, like I said.
02:34Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood, welcome to the hood.
02:42Just put them in my office.
02:44I'll be there soon.
02:47Excuse me.
02:50You forget something?
02:51Oh, my gosh.
02:54Hey, what does this dashboard light mean?
02:57Oh, yeah, I know that one.
03:00That means show me to Marty.
03:05Perfect.
03:06I'm already flooded with work calls, and now I've got to get the car fixed.
03:09Why can't Dave just bring it in?
03:11Oh, it's his first day doing that telehealth thing.
03:14Okay, you know what?
03:15I'm sure it's nothing.
03:16Just follow me to the fuse box.
03:18I'll get you in and out in no time.
03:20Oh, great.
03:21I cannot be late for work.
03:23Okay.
03:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:24Wait, where are my sunglasses?
03:26Uh, on your head?
03:31Sure, you're looking at me.
03:39Marty, Marty.
03:40Jimma has the little red squiggly with the lightning bolt, too.
03:44Oh, uh, the regenerative braking system needs a firmware update.
03:47Yeah, I was going to say that before you cut me off.
03:51Yeah, can you get it done in a half hour?
03:54I'll give her all I've got, Captain, but I can't change the laws of physics.
03:59Star Trek?
04:00Yeah.
04:01I don't have time for your nerd games, Marty, okay?
04:05Every trustee at the school wants a VIP tour for their lawyer's money manager
04:09or their golf buddy's accountant or their money buddy's golf lawyer.
04:13Wait, my battery's dying.
04:15Can I plug in?
04:16Yeah, she's...
04:16Oh, no!
04:19Jimma, you just unplugged the diagnostics charging system.
04:23I'll plug it back in when I'm done.
04:25Jimma, is there something wrong with your eye?
04:28Yeah, well, probably.
04:29I put on my mascara while I was driving.
04:32No, no, no, no.
04:33Uh, you have a twitch.
04:34Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything, but it is creepy.
04:39Jimma, okay, look, you are going 90 miles an hour.
04:43Take a deep breath.
04:44I don't have time for that.
04:45Do you know how long deep breaths take?
04:48You know what?
04:49I'm taking your phone, leave the laptop.
04:51You need to unplug.
04:53No, no, no, I have work to do.
04:54Oh, God.
04:57Your nails are drawing blood.
04:59Oh.
05:00I'm sorry.
05:02Okay.
05:02Okay, maybe it wouldn't hurt to take a teensy little break.
05:06Come on, let's go into the lounge.
05:07All right?
05:08Okay.
05:09Is she a wolverine?
05:13Julia, you remember Jimma here.
05:16Could you make her a nice latte on the house?
05:19Uh, triple espresso, please.
05:22Oh, thank you.
05:28Knock, knock.
05:29Oh, jeez.
05:31Malcolm, congratulations.
05:33You are now a brand.
05:35What?
05:36How so?
05:36Well, now that you are marrying a trophy diva of Brentwood.
05:41Great career move, by the way.
05:44It's not a career move, Lisa.
05:46I did it for love.
05:47Oh, yes.
05:48That's so good.
05:49Say it like that.
05:50Oh.
05:51Anyway, I have got brands lining up to be in the Malcolm Butler business.
05:56Watches, colognes, underwear.
06:00Oh, look at these sunglasses.
06:04What about them?
06:05They turn clear when you come indoors.
06:08Lisa, those lenses have been around for decades.
06:11No, no, no, no.
06:13These are AI-enabled.
06:15They just came out.
06:16Nobody has these.
06:18Well, George and Amal have them, but they're in Italy, so.
06:23Okay, well, those are still dark.
06:27Yeah, they don't work.
06:29That's not the point.
06:30You wear these in public with Mercedes.
06:33Ka-ching.
06:34What?
06:35No.
06:36Lisa, I...
06:36Oh, God.
06:38Man, I don't want to make money off my relationship with Mercedes.
06:43Okay.
06:44Wow, ethical dilemma.
06:45We will put a pin in that and circle back.
06:49Now, bachelor party.
06:51You're not having one.
06:52What you are having is a bachelor blowout.
06:56In Vegas.
06:57All expenses paid.
06:59Brought to you by Don Julio tequila and FanDuel.
07:03Okay, that does sound great.
07:05Right?
07:05And all you have to do is post pics of all this crap on Instagram.
07:10The thing is, Marty and I,
07:13we have a dope party planned.
07:16Ha-ha.
07:16Ha-ha.
07:17Okay.
07:18Does your party include a penthouse suite at the Cosmopolitan?
07:23Hmm.
07:24Kobe tomahawk steaks at BOA?
07:28Driving actual NASCARs at the Vegas Motor Speedway?
07:31Oh, damn.
07:32No, no.
07:34NASCAR beats the hell out of go-karts.
07:36That's...
07:38All right, I'm in.
07:42Excuse me.
07:43Yeah.
07:43We're looking for Principal Johnson.
07:46Oh, so am I, but she's not answering her phone,
07:48and some idiot parked a Cybertruck in the crosswalk.
07:52That's us.
07:52It's electric.
07:55Now we have a tour, and Principal Johnson's late.
07:58I am so sorry.
08:00It's just been crazy around here.
08:01You know, I will track her down while you move your car.
08:05It's fine.
08:06It's electric.
08:11Okay, Donna, let's see if we can get to the root of the issue.
08:15Now, I understand you want to bring your rabbit on the flight to Rochester?
08:18That's why I need a letter from you.
08:20Okay, I hear you, but first tell me,
08:22how do you feel when you're separated from Mr. Nibbles?
08:25I have anxiety.
08:26It's crippling.
08:27So, the letter.
08:29You email it right away, right?
08:30My flight's tomorrow.
08:32Well, sure, but, you know, let's start from the beginning.
08:35Now, tell me how Mr. Nibbles first entered your life.
08:39I came back from Petco with him.
08:42Look, can we get on with this?
08:44I paid $40, and your site says hassle-free.
08:48Uh, sorry, Donna.
08:51I'm just going to mute myself for a second.
08:54Yeah, uh, Tina, what's up?
08:56No, Gemma is at the fuse box.
08:58I'm with a patient, and I'm so close to a breakthrough with her
09:01on her weird obsession with this rabbit.
09:03You're not muted.
09:14And how does that make you feel, Donna?
09:22So, Marty, have you taught Pop into coming to the bachelor party yet?
09:26In what world do you see me running around an empty circuit city
09:30while y'all chase me with toy guns?
09:34In a perfect world?
09:36Well, well, Pop, thanks to me being a, uh, future trophy husband,
09:41we got a new plan.
09:42We do?
09:43Oh, yeah.
09:44We are getting comped rooms at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas.
09:48No way.
09:49Kobe tomahawks at BOA.
09:51Oh, that's the only tomahawk to have.
09:53And drum roll, please.
09:56Drum roll, Marty.
09:59We are driving actual NASCARs.
10:02Hell, yeah.
10:04What was wrong with our original plan?
10:07Nothing.
10:08This is just a much better plan.
10:10And we are going to Floyd Mayweather's private tasting room
10:14to sample his new spike punch.
10:16Marty, you hear that?
10:18Floyd Money Mayweather.
10:20Okay, well, I get it.
10:22You can't, you can't say no to a hookup like that.
10:26Right.
10:26You know, a chance to hang with a famous baseball player?
10:30Thank you, Malcolm.
10:32I remember the first time I taught a child to read.
10:35I felt like I was changing the world one kid at a time.
10:39Now all I do is write fundraising emails.
10:44Hit me again.
10:46Are you sure?
10:47You've already had three.
10:49What are you, the coffee police?
10:51Hit me.
10:55Jimma, you can't let your work define you, okay?
10:58I used to do that.
10:59And then one day I was like, what am I doing here?
11:03So I took my headset off,
11:05walked away from the control tower,
11:06and never looked back.
11:11You were an air traffic controller?
11:13Yeah, why is that so hard to believe?
11:16No, it's not.
11:17I'm just saying.
11:19The point is, I wasn't feeling it, so I bounced.
11:25What happened to the airplanes?
11:27I don't know.
11:28I guess they got diverted to Burbank.
11:35Excuse me.
11:37Paul and I were sitting there, and now those people say
11:40they have the 11 o'clock tour, and we're still waiting.
11:43let me let me find miss johnson okay just give me a sec oh come on come on come on
11:48come on come on
11:50yeah what's up bag don't you what's up me is jimma's car fixed yet uh yeah we just finished
11:55it good because i got a bunch of rich people all up on my back man this is my jimma
12:03please
12:08hey jimma you are good to go we are bringing your car around don't bother i'm good here
12:16patina's been calling there are people at your school waiting hey calvin leave her alone
12:20she's following her bliss well she needs to follow her bliss back to her job
12:25no way now that my eyes stopped twitching i can finally see clearly and i am never going back
12:36what did you put in her coffee nothing but love baby
12:46hold up jimma you have a full plate at work remember julian didn't just serve me coffee
12:53he served me truth well he was supposed to serve you decaf
13:01julian has a saying about work you ain't punching the clock the clock is punching you
13:10do you know this man left an air traffic control tower in the middle of a shift
13:16yes and it was inspiring inspiring airplanes all in the air just flying around willy nilly
13:25he doesn't deserve all the credit you're the one who unplugged me thank you no no no no no no
13:31no
13:32if you want to thank me go back to work oh the massage chair is free
13:40thanks to you now i have to do something that i always regret texting dave
13:48it is invigorating to be back in the workforce josh i mean you know what it's like to lose a
13:53job
13:54yeah i don't
13:58this is my first job well actually i was a c.i.t at summer camp
14:03and now you're my boss what a trajectory
14:07our consultants on average handle eight to ten clients an hour
14:10so far you've had two in three hours
14:15that's less
14:19well you know there are no shortcuts when when it comes to mental health
14:23your job is to sign up on whatever they need whether that's an excuse for jury duty
14:29or a handicapped parking spot that's how serenditude makes its money
14:34well um i think that's really quite appalling
14:38um i do this not because it's my job but because it's my passion
14:42i i'm a person josh not a rubber stamp i don't know what that is
14:48i got a dip
14:51josh
14:54oh look at that calvin's texting me
14:59oh thank god dave what took you so long
15:01well jemma has our car and you can't rush a bus calvin
15:06all right now get me up to speed
15:08well jemma doesn't want to go back to work and it's not my fault
15:11why would i think it's your fault well you wouldn't because it's not
15:15and make sure you tell tina that
15:17oh okay calvin
15:20hey uh hunt you okay
15:23i'm totally fine dave i'm following my bliss
15:29meaning
15:29i have so much to contribute and i'm feeling
15:34okay okay can we maybe turn the chair off
15:40thank you uh i think i understand how you're feeling
15:45you feel like you are trapped in this job but we are never trapped
15:49i mean think about when we first moved in together
15:51and you were a second grade substitute teacher
15:54oh and you were at blockbuster running the rewinder
16:00and we were worried that we were going to be broke forever
16:04we couldn't even afford groceries remember one egg omelets
16:08yes and look at us now you know we never lost faith
16:12and this morning i had a four egg omelet
16:16is that why there were no eggs for me
16:20sorry
16:22but we're going to get through this
16:24and we're going to find our next thing we both are
16:27we will
16:29i know we will
16:32you want to take a turn
16:34you know my teenage boss is really stressing me out so yes
16:41so my car is ready
16:42yes it is
16:43and more importantly
16:45tina's looking for your ass
16:47thank you for helping
16:48both of you
16:49oh you're welcome
16:51i just need a credit card
16:52i thought you said the latte was on the house
16:54oh yeah the first one was
16:56but you had four
17:00all right
17:02it's going to ask you a question
17:06forty percent who checks that one
17:10really jimmy
17:11he helped me
17:14there you are
17:15i mean you good what what you needed a little downtime
17:18yeah i realized i've been really burnt out
17:20all right now good now get your ass back to school
17:23the arnoldson's have been waiting for you
17:26the arnoldson's oh god is paul angry
17:29he is not happy now go please go
17:31okay bye back
17:33all right let's go
17:34good seeing you too
17:39you know julian it's been a crazy day
17:41i'll take a macchiato
17:43coming right up
17:44i was going to ask you a question
17:53hey marty there you are
17:54hey
17:55look uh about our party i was thinking
17:57oh hey it's all good
17:59okay vegas it is
18:01it'll be fun to do things there that have to stay there
18:06marty i have known you your whole life
18:10look man i'm really happy for you
18:15honestly
18:16i guess i just thought
18:19this would be a classic butler boys adventure you know
18:23one last time
18:25marty it's not the last time
18:26come on malcolm
18:27we're both getting married and your life is going in a whole new direction
18:30yeah but that doesn't mean things are going to change between us
18:33won't it
18:35i mean
18:37you'll have your life
18:38and i have mine
18:40we'll always be brothers but
18:42it'll never be the same
18:46hey check it out
18:50hey
18:51hey
18:53you gotta imagine that this is a luxurious plush designer role
18:57all right i got a pocket full of soaps and conditioners and bed candies
19:02you know
19:03oh yeah
19:04i got the comfortable slippers on
19:09hey
19:09hey
19:10hey
19:10this is gonna be fun man
19:11yeah
19:12yeah
19:30actually pop
19:32go car
19:32ah it's gonna be so awesome
19:34it is going down
19:35uh uh uh but remember
19:37on the track there are no brothers
19:39oh okay
19:40hey so you win pop
19:41wait
19:45daddy
19:50all right
19:51watch is going back
19:56sunglasses going back
19:59look don't be annoyed
20:01i'm not annoyed
20:02this stupid booze with gold in it
20:07going back
20:12lisa
20:13i know you went through a lot of trouble
20:15no no
20:16it's fine
20:17i don't blame you
20:18i blame you
20:19what
20:20what did i do
20:21you played the brother card
20:25it's too bad too
20:26because if you'd gone to vegas
20:27i had a surprise for you
20:29but i might as well just tell you now
20:31chris angel was going to do a private mind freak
20:34what are you serious
20:36why didn't you lead with that
20:40marty don't worry
20:41we're gonna have a great time
20:43classic butler boys
20:44you know
20:45shut up malcolm
20:48just let me grieve in peace
20:51i could have had my own private mind freak
21:09and i want to remain lovely
21:23and lamp mimFT
21:24it's
21:25will
21:25cover you can
21:25see
21:25can see
21:25make you can
21:25there.'s
21:25noon have
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