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Babies S01E06 with English Subtitles
As the journey of parenting continues, unexpected challenges and emotional moments bring both chaos and laughter. Relationships are tested as responsibilities grow heavier.
Between love and exhaustion, every moment becomes unforgettable.
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Babies S01E06 with English Subtitles
As the journey of parenting continues, unexpected challenges and emotional moments bring both chaos and laughter. Relationships are tested as responsibilities grow heavier.
Between love and exhaustion, every moment becomes unforgettable.
Watch Babies S01E06 in HD with English Subtitles.
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00:01Stop!
00:02I can't believe she's done it, wait, let's watch it again, wait, wait.
00:08What?
00:09Oh, that's so funny.
00:11Did you see the one on the group chat?
00:13The other day.
00:13Oh, stop.
00:15This one, this one, oh my gosh.
00:19This is so funny.
00:21Oh my god, every time she posts it just gets worse.
00:23Actually, it's so funny though.
00:25I'm gonna send it to Sally from Jiu Jitsu.
00:27What?
00:27Sally from Jiu Jitsu?
00:29Yes!
00:30Oh my god, I love her.
00:31She's so good, she's so good.
00:32Really?
00:33No, she was saying about how she missed you so much.
00:35So hard, I love her.
00:36Hi, I'm here for my 12-week scan, 9-15.
00:40Lisa?
00:41That's all right, yeah.
00:42Date of birth?
00:434th March 1990.
00:45And the first line of your address?
00:47At 96 Lawson Court.
00:49Did you want to purchase any photos?
00:54Oh, you can just ask them once you're in there.
00:57Yeah.
01:00Yeah.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:20I'm sorry.
01:43I'm sorry.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:49I'm sorry.
01:52I'm sorry.
01:52No problem.
01:53Do you want to get on the bed?
01:55Thanks.
01:57Her back's been a little bit.
01:58Oh, it's fine.
02:00Shh.
02:00Yep.
02:02Shh.
02:02Can you tell us as soon as you like?
02:08I'll have a look, and then as soon as I can, I will let you know how things are looking.
02:13Mm-hmm.
02:15Shh.
02:16Shh.
02:17Okay.
02:25Right.
02:27Put that in.
02:31Would you like to watch the scan?
02:33Yes, please.
02:34Yeah?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Thanks.
02:37This will be a bit cold.
02:42How's this pregnancy been?
02:44I've had a bit of cramping, haven't I?
02:46But I'm still feeling quite sick, so.
02:49Well, there's all kinds of things going on down there, so you've bound to have a bit
02:51of cramping.
02:52Let's have a look, shall we?
02:54The monitor's just there, so you can see what I'm looking at.
02:56I'll need to take some measurements, and it can take me a while to find baby, but I
02:59will let you know what I find as soon as I can, okay?
03:03Okay.
03:03Sorry.
03:10Okay.
03:24How's it look?
03:26One moment, please.
03:38We'd like to know if everything's okay.
03:41Okay.
03:51Okay.
04:04My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you
04:11You've stopped the day with a little syllable
04:17Left unfinished
04:23When you move, you kiss me
04:30Now each one bursts like a volcano
04:35Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
04:40I grabbed a key one in a microphone
04:47Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
04:53Oh bloody hell
05:01Is it okay?
05:04Oh it's more than okay
05:32It's okay
05:44Morning love
05:46Sleep well?
05:48Yes I slept well
05:49Mum did you sleep well?
05:52Why are you so obsessed with how I slept?
05:57Shall I bring your bags down?
06:00I can bring my own bags down thanks dad
06:02I'm driving myself to university
06:05I think I can bring my bags down
06:29I think I can bring my bags down
06:49I'm sorry
06:53He's your father
06:56There's nothing I can do
07:01Right I've got everything you need
07:02I've got Kit Kats
07:03I've got donuts
07:04I've got orange Fanta
07:05I've got lemon Fanta
07:06I've made cakes
07:10Nothing for the cakes?
07:11Next one
07:11Okay
07:41Okay!
08:34Let me know if you've transferred some cake.
08:40Congratulations!
08:42How are you doing?
08:44Yeah, not too great to be honest.
08:46Oh, God, not too great to be honest.
08:48Oh, I just love it.
08:50I'm actually feeling really terrible.
08:53No, it's seriously...
08:56It's awful.
09:02Just a glass of ice, please.
09:05A pint.
09:08A pint glass of ice?
09:10Me too.
09:11Ready?
09:12Yep.
09:13And two pint glasses of ice.
09:18Have I told you about when I gave birth?
09:20You have, yeah.
09:21Yeah, and the doctors were actually amazed by my placenta.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Yeah.
09:38Ugh...
09:40So, let's go.
10:11Ham sandwiches?
10:12Yeah.
10:14I'm just trying to think of some meals I know to make.
10:17Good one.
10:19So what's that? Ham, butter, bread?
10:22Yep.
10:23Crisps?
10:24Yeah.
10:29Okay.
10:31Dinners.
10:34I was literally just round the corner.
10:36We've been here 15 minutes.
10:38You're hilarious.
10:40Just text me.
10:41Well, okay, so you actually want me to get here later
10:44because you want me to stop rushing and text you?
10:47I mean, do you want me to be here on time or not?
10:49I'm getting very mixed messages.
11:04We're actually, um, we're gonna go out.
11:17There's so many potholes in the road.
11:23The little holes in the road.
11:25We call them potholes.
11:27Council are supposed to fill them in.
11:33But do we really want the council to divert resources away from the hospitals and the educational services to fill
11:39a load of holes in the road?
11:45It's tricky.
11:58Careful, please.
12:02Just be careful, yeah?
12:10Oh, Jesus.
12:11Okay.
12:11Come down now, Daniel.
12:12That's enough.
12:13No.
12:14That's enough.
12:23Do you ever bite the bottom?
12:28Really?
12:32You've never done it.
12:33Huh?
12:36You bite the bottom.
12:40And then you suck it.
12:42You know like, you know straws, yeah?
12:47It's like a straw.
12:49Mm-hmm.
12:52Can you suck it?
13:01Let me see.
13:06Come in.
13:07Be patient.
13:19You're good at that.
13:33Did you ever see my email?
13:36Uh, yep.
13:37Sorry.
13:39You can turn it into a PDF, yeah?
13:42And send it on.
13:43Of course, yeah.
13:46If you could just reply when I email you.
13:50Absolutely.
13:52Yep.
14:12What's the buzz then?
14:13Do you want to speak to me?
14:13Come in here.
14:22You can hear you all that.
14:24Have you seen the size of my piles?
14:29I don't hear about your piles.
14:33I don't hear about your piles.
14:34I don't hear about your piles.
14:39I guess you just like your cloth.
14:42A tea towel?
14:47Yeah.
14:48So it's a tea towel.
14:50It was made with, like, special salt.
14:53It's a tea towel.
14:55They call that muslin and charge you three times as much.
14:57It's not a tea towel.
14:59What would you use it for?
15:00Just, like, wiping my sick and stuff.
15:10Jesus.
15:14Baby's gonna be sick on you.
15:18Jesus.
15:20Sick and dribble.
15:24We'll be mopping like piss and shit.
15:27Oh, no.
15:28Mops.
15:29Lisa?
15:30Yes.
15:50Fingers.
15:52Oh, my God.
15:53The fingers.
15:54Yeah.
15:55Uh-huh.
15:58You're so busy.
16:00I'm having trouble here.
16:03Okay.
16:05So, two hands.
16:06Five fingers on each hand.
16:08Two feet.
16:09Ten toes.
16:10Oh, my God.
16:11The toes.
16:13Huh.
16:14They're moving a lot.
16:16That's good, you know?
16:18It's all what we'd hope to see.
16:20Yeah.
16:22And if you look here, that thing there, that's his willy.
16:48Little boy.
17:00What's happening to me?
17:03Oh, my God.
17:04What?
17:34Let's go.
18:21I'm not going to be like
18:26I'm not going to be like
18:28you have to be this, you have to be that
18:34I'm going to have to know the best good stuff
18:35I think sometimes Dad's
18:40can be, not my Dad
18:42but maybe
18:44Dad's Dad a little bit
18:46I can't know where you've been
18:48and where you are
18:54but
18:55it's
18:55it's
19:00what a privilege
19:01a little boy
19:13it's the greatest privilege
19:25so you just whisk up the eggs, frown, milk
19:29a touch of salt
19:31then you have to get the oil hot
19:33how hot?
19:34oh like
19:35hot
19:36can kill it for you
19:39how do you know it's hot enough?
19:42it spits
19:45yeah not a lot of people do that
19:46but
19:47something I figured out quite early on
19:52did you make up this recipe yourself?
19:56kind of
20:00I do feel bad for you guys having to live with Simon
20:04poor Mum
20:04I mean what has she got herself into?
20:08I bet they row quite a lot don't they?
20:10he was crying the other night
20:11oh Simon was?
20:13was he
20:14he was crying
20:15oh god I love that Simon
20:18crying
20:21I cry sometimes
20:24no you don't
20:26no we had a great time
20:28okay
20:30I had pancakes
20:31really?
20:32wow
20:35yeah it's kind of awkward
20:37but he asked if I could stay for lunch
20:43but I don't want to
20:44um
20:45no
20:45if Simon's
20:46Simon's at his mum's
20:48don't worry I'll
20:49no
20:50no
20:51night lights in the front pocket
20:52no
20:53it's fine
20:54say
20:54it's nice that he asked
20:56you
20:58yeah
21:05damage
21:06damage
21:11bloody hell
21:13that's us
21:14I am
21:15yeah
21:17I wonder you don't stop moaning
21:20fuck you
21:24oh my god I'm leaking
21:29you're so sexy
21:48you're here for NCC
22:01I've got a very good birth plan
22:03it is a good one actually
22:04I plan to be hiding in the pub
22:05that's my birth plan
22:06you probably will as well
22:10we've been doing hypnobirthing
22:11haven't we
22:12yeah
22:12um
22:13I want to go for a lotus birth
22:15um
22:15because I
22:17I really think you should
22:18whereas I'm really um
22:23I can see
22:31I'm really interested in vaginal seeding
22:40I've made a playlist
22:42um
22:43you're going to give birth
22:44on all fours aren't you
22:45like an animal
22:46then it's sweets
22:48uh chocolate
22:49caffeine for you
22:52yeah I'll need my caffeine
22:59um
23:01yeah uh
23:04no we haven't really
23:05considered it yet have we
23:09it's been
23:09quite hard to think of it as
23:13uh
23:16real
23:21maternity Eunice
23:24midwife
23:26midwifery Eunice
23:28what's the difference
23:31god knows
23:35I want there to be doctors
23:37you just put doctors
23:39yeah
23:40capital letters
23:40yeah
23:43doctors
23:44tons of doctors
23:45all the painkillers
23:47just put
23:47give me the look
23:51who do I want to be with me
23:53during the labour
23:54what dad
24:17do you want to be there if it's forceps or vacuum
24:24oh what's like
24:26the baby's guided out using a cap fitted to its head by suction
24:31shut up
24:37oh my god they're so gross
24:44yeah okay whatever
24:45can't get
24:56do we want to use
24:59there's a special
25:00a special
25:01ld or
25:02p
25:03room
25:06there's an option for you to fuck those
25:08yeah there actually is
25:12uh we need to look this up
25:16I think
25:18you really need it for me to spend the
25:21birth
25:21reminding you to be
25:23positive
25:26it's weird that that's not an option
25:28yeah I'd love that actually
25:30it's just useful
25:31to be reminded
25:39I'm starting to worry this is actually going to happen
25:43huh
25:44that'd be silly
25:45so I'm going to fall apart
25:46if you'll have an affair
25:48I'll end up getting divorced
25:52I've had hundreds
25:57what
25:57what
25:57what is
25:58a
26:01PCI
26:02not me
26:05you don't want to know
26:13hi
26:15come in
26:15come in
26:16excellent
26:17thanks
26:17Daniel your dad's here
26:20sorry I'm just on a zoom
26:21Japanese
26:21don't seem to notice it's the weekend
26:23I can't find the bag
26:26coming
26:27could you drop him off a bit later tomorrow
26:29like 5.36
26:30we've got a scat
26:32absolutely
26:33she's been a bit anxious
26:34since the 12 weeks
26:37have you packed your bazooka
26:39no
26:40have you packed your whisky
26:42your gin
26:42your wine
26:43your beer
26:44no
26:44oh no you've forgotten
26:46have you packed your dog
26:48her
26:52oh no
27:02you're
27:03what's
27:04that's
27:04I'm
27:04I'm
27:05you're
27:06I'm
27:08I'm
27:09I'm
27:10I'm
27:10I'm
27:10I'm
27:10I'm
27:24Don't do this, mate.
27:25No.
27:29I just cooked that whole meal for you.
27:31No.
27:31You're being unbearable.
28:08I'm not going to eat it.
28:28See, you're eating it.
28:33You know it's my job to teach you these things.
28:39What, am I supposed to let you grow up thinking it's okay to reject food that your host has
28:44cooked for you?
28:44What kind of father would that make me?
28:51Seriously, what kind of father would that make me?
28:52What kind of father would that make me?
29:29sometimes they reckon if you eat ice oh wow did you feel that yeah
29:40i think i think his feet must be down there which means he's moving oh
29:49is that a big one oh god yeah
30:08can you stop that yeah sure what in it like how does it come around so far
30:16i don't know i feel like it's an appropriate corner that's why i'm going to get around
30:18this but yeah well i'll probably come to yours in like an hour and a half maybe
30:28but i still got some stuff in the back and then we'll be all
30:38so stretch seats yep what's this stretch seat
30:48okay so it's like it's like it covers all his body yeah cold days bedtime
31:05booties sucks what's the fuck booties shoes yeah shoes
31:11let's call them shoes
31:13he's got his big coat what about his cashmere
31:16oh shut up what he won't wear cashmere he won't take clothes he won't take my thermals
31:21of course he won't take your bloody thermals he needs layers would you have worn your dad's thermals
31:32people are like great you're pregnant
31:35now you can forget about it put all that behind you yeah because it's easy
31:40shrug it off
31:45we'll be sat here when we're icy and we'll still be thinking about them
31:57this is great
31:58oh god
31:59it's already set me up
32:06is that all the bacon
32:09no
32:24yeah
32:25yeah Maya was like
32:26it's gonna be amazing
32:28yeah
32:29I just kinda nod and need that smile
32:33I know that smile
32:35yeah it's great
32:36you do that to me
32:38funny when you're being poor
32:39we don't know if he's gonna be healthy or whatever when he comes out
32:52what's he gonna be like
32:57what's he gonna be like
33:00oil
33:02don't need it
33:04don't need it
33:04the fat from the bacon
33:05it quits in its own fat
33:07exactly
33:11eggs
33:12alright you've got three options
33:14fried
33:15boiled
33:15scrambled
33:16poached
33:17that's four
33:18that's four
33:20that's four
33:24that's four
33:25mum
33:26mum
33:28lisa
33:31there's no way of knowing who he's gonna be
33:41there's no way of knowing who he's gonna be
33:51I guess I'm worried about the birth itself
33:55no it's fine
33:56I'm gonna breathe through the pain
33:59hmm
34:02yeah
34:06the pain can be quite extreme though can't it
34:11yes
34:12yes
34:12which is why I plan to breathe through it
34:19god it's also terrifying
34:20I'm gonna have to hold her hand
34:22I'm gonna sleep in a chair
34:24listen to her screaming
34:26you've got earplugs
34:29if he is so loud
34:33we're not worried at all are we?
34:35no
34:36no
34:36easy
34:36we like to keep positive
34:38don't we?
34:40yeah we're really positive people
34:41especially me
34:44haha
35:00I swear
35:01I swear
35:02next time
35:03yeah I swear
35:04don't you remember?
35:06I swear
35:08what are you doing here?
35:09same as you I reckon
35:10I don't know
35:12for your sake
35:16oh careful of the pint
35:18careful of the pint
35:18oh it's been a while
35:23yeah no what's it been like?
35:25a few months
35:26more than a few
35:27well time flies only having fun
35:30always having fun mate
35:31always having fun
35:35you look good mate
35:37thanks for noticing
35:39you noticing how I look now?
35:42do I need to be worried?
35:43oh yeah you do actually
35:44you need to be very worried
35:46uh oh
35:49uh oh's right
35:57happy birthday mate
35:58you're gonna get into that
36:00you're gonna get into that
36:01you're gonna get into that
36:03yeah
36:03yeah
36:03you're gonna get into that
36:04yeah
36:04yeah
36:04yeah
36:04yeah
36:05yeah
36:05yeah
36:05yeah
36:05yeah
36:12so how you been?
36:13ah
36:14you following me?
36:15ha ha ha
36:16always following you
36:17like a bad smell
36:18ha ha
36:19yeah I wonder what it was
36:20ha ha ha
36:25how's everything with Amanda?
36:27and
36:27olive?
36:29olive?
36:30yeah
36:31yeah yeah yeah
36:32yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
36:32all good mate
36:33all good
36:34it's all just
36:36like
36:37yeah you know
36:37photos
36:38ha ha
36:43great about your baby
36:47oh yeah
36:48congratulations
36:49thanks, yeah
36:50is it
36:50congratulations or
36:52oh yeah
36:52ha ha ha
36:53great
36:57I haven't really been telling anyone
36:59no that's great mate
37:01didn't want to tempt fate
37:02no no
37:02er
37:02Matt mentioned it
37:04yeah
37:05and what have you done?
37:05we have ha ha
37:07ha ha ha
37:07I know right?
37:09yeah
37:09some advisor
37:10Your life's over. Enjoy it while you can.
37:24Actually, we've been trying for a while.
37:26No bad thing. One way to get her to sleep with you.
37:42It's been a difficult time, to be honest.
37:47Because we actually managed to get pregnant before.
37:51Yeah, can I get four pints? Do you want one?
37:55I'll get them. No, come on, I'll get them.
37:57No, come on, I'll get them. No, I'll get them.
37:59I'll get a prony. I'll get the next one.
38:02Five pints of a prony and a Guinness. Thanks.
38:06Thanks.
38:12So, you were trying and...?
38:16Oh, yeah. Yeah.
38:20It's been tricky, really. A bit of a tricky time.
38:26And...
38:27We actually got pregnant three times previously, but...
38:35Um...
38:37Yeah.
38:43Alright.
38:44Yeah.
38:48That must have been hard for Lisa.
38:52Yeah.
38:52That must have been really tough for her.
38:54Yeah, really tough.
38:56But she'll be alright.
38:57Yeah.
38:58Nah, of course.
38:59Yeah.
39:00She's a tough one.
39:01Scary woman.
39:05Thanks.
39:09At least it's all over now.
39:11You can have a baby.
39:13So...
39:16Yeah.
39:17Hopefully.
39:18Yeah.
39:19You can put it all behind you.
39:26I bet you were strong now, were you?
39:28Nothing can knock the big guy.
39:31No.
39:34No.
39:35Not really.
39:38I try to be, like, positive and stuff.
39:41Be, like, a strong one, but...
39:45Yeah.
39:46They really work.
40:13They really work.
40:13There's nothing else that you think there is.
40:16And it...
40:18Still just turns out to be a...
40:21Fucking...
40:23Catastrophe.
40:32Oh, yeah.
40:32It's fine, innit?
40:35Oh, yeah.
40:36It's great.
40:37I love it.
40:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
40:44Mmm...
40:49You alright, mate?
40:51Yeah.
40:52Yeah.
40:52Yeah.
40:52Ah, ha, ha, ha.
40:53You alright, mate?
41:15Here you are.
41:17Thanks.
41:18Thanks.
41:23A few more of these.
41:25Always.
41:42Yeah, he's nearly ready.
41:45Daniel!
41:45My dad!
41:49Come in.
41:50I'm good.
41:51It's cold.
41:52Come in.
41:53I'm good.
41:54Simon's out.
41:56I'm good.
41:58I'm good.
41:59What are you even doing up there?
42:05What can we see?
42:08What can we see on the bus?
42:16Very peaceful.
42:20How old?
42:22Fourteen months.
42:24Amazing.
42:26I'm on my own, so...
42:29Tell me about it.
42:30I've got two.
42:31Two?
42:33And don't live with them, sadly.
42:35It's not my choice.
42:36Oh, that's really hard.
42:38Yeah, I miss them.
42:40I...
42:44So you're a single dad, then?
42:48If you want to know if I'm single, you can just ask me if I'm single.
42:52Sorry, I didn't mean that.
42:53Nah, I'm kidding.
43:00It's not my downsides, it's a pretty good.
43:02Hi, Hi.
43:05Hi, Hi, Hi!
43:11Hello?
43:13Hi!
43:20Hi.
43:53Stephen? Stephen. I think I'm having contractions.
44:06I'm having contractions.
44:10Can you stop looking at me?
44:17I'm not looking at you.
44:21Stop looking at me.
44:26Oh, God.
44:28I'm fine.
44:30Everyone's always overreacting.
44:35Everything.
44:37People have been giving birth for thousands of years.
44:41They think it's going to be hard, so they make it hard, whereas this is a natural process.
44:50Yeah.
44:53Who are you going to be?
45:00It's ten minutes since the last one.
45:03Are you good?
45:07Yeah.
45:08Now I've got this.
45:09You got the car seat?
45:12Remember your breathing.
45:13You're going to have to remind me to breathe.
45:16Oh.
45:21Oh.
45:30Oh, hey, hey, hey.
45:32Yeah.
45:33Yeah.
45:33Yeah.
45:36They were every five minutes.
45:38Yeah, 60 seconds every five minutes.
45:40Well, now they've dropped it.
45:41Yeah, because of the car journey now about every eight minutes, and they are shorter.
45:47They've dropped to 45 seconds.
45:54What does that mean?
46:08I should have left them in the car.
46:11Yeah.
46:22Hi, sorry.
46:23My wife's having contractions in the corridor, and I was just wondering, is there any chance
46:28we're going to have in the room?
46:30She's Lisa.
46:31All my rookies.
46:42Oh.
46:47Thank you, Ben.
46:48Don't be worried.
46:56Yeah, she's just stood having contractions in a corridor.
47:00Yeah, she's on the list, so when a delivery room becomes available, she will be given it.
47:03Yeah, I know, but she's literally a woman giving birth in a corridor.
47:06Yeah, I can't just magic a delivery room out my arse.
47:10Yeah, I can see that.
47:16What's this, are you?
47:18Oh, yeah.
47:19You're great.
47:19You're great, actually.
47:20Any other standing?
47:28Okay.
47:30So, uh, quick.
47:34Banana?
47:37I'm sorry.
47:40Why have a twine, haven't they?
47:40Twine and ages.
47:42Did you probably have a twine?
47:43Or a flake?
47:45You have to make a bit of a plan if you didn't have a flake.
47:49Oh, God.
47:51Yep, yep, yep.
48:13I'll get your leaf ring.
48:27Oh, God.
48:47Oh, God.
48:50Oh, God.
48:52Oh, God.
48:55Oh, God.
48:57Oh, God.
49:05Oh, God.
49:13Oh, God.
49:16Oh, God.
49:25Oh, God.
49:38Oh, God.
49:43Oh, God.
49:47Oh, God.
49:49Oh, God.
49:58Oh, God.
50:31Oh, God.
50:48Oh, God.
50:50Oh, God.
51:02Oh, God.
51:06Oh, God.
51:14Oh, God.
51:24Oh, God.
51:27Oh, God.
51:30Oh, God.
51:56Oh, God.
51:58Oh, God.
52:00Oh, God.
52:03Oh, God.
52:13Oh, God.
52:41Oh, God.
52:41Oh, God.
52:41Oh, God.
52:51Oh, God.
52:57Oh, God.
53:00Oh, God.
53:02Oh, God.
53:03Oh, God.
53:18Oh, God.
53:32Oh, God.
53:34Oh, God.
53:38Oh, God.
53:48Oh, God.
53:49Oh, God.
53:50Oh, God.
53:51Oh, God.
54:53Oh, fuck.
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