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00:00:28Mr. Big,
00:00:29hoist the song girl over his shoulders. Girl, I'm going to toss you into the next
00:00:34lifetime. Suddenly, he gasps from breath. He clenches his throat and falls to the ground.
00:00:40Chaz pulls himself up and launches a nuclear missile, sending it straight for Brent Windmill
00:00:47and Ground Zero. Kitty Chesney Swimming Pool.
00:00:53Time for bear killing. Okay, Mom. Goodnight, sweetie. Goodnight, Mom.
00:01:11Thong Girl and Boxer Brief Boy fly high above the city in pursuit of a nuclear missile.
00:01:17Suddenly, they spot it. Its shiny metallic surface glistens from the reflection of the full moon.
00:01:23Without any thought to his own safety, Boxer Brief Boy jumps on top of the missile and rides
00:01:30it down toward the unsuspecting citizens of Brent Windmill. To be continued.
00:01:36Oh, crap. What a ripoff. Stupid comic book.
00:01:48Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woooo!
00:01:58Kenny!
00:01:59TUNE!
00:02:01TARI ANYONE!
00:02:03TUNE!
00:02:04TUNE!
00:02:07TAYING!
00:02:08TUNE!
00:02:10TUNE!
00:02:12TUNE!
00:02:15TUNE!
00:03:53I told you, Jake.
00:03:54A piece of cake.
00:03:55That banquet's prime for our nefarious crime.
00:03:59Good one, Jarji.
00:04:02All right, all righty.
00:04:03Put a lid on it.
00:04:04I'm sitting here with stinking Beavis and Butthead.
00:04:07Jeez, everybody in this town thinks they're a songwriter.
00:04:09Cut us a break, Benji.
00:04:11Come on, we're going to be famous someday.
00:04:13You know what?
00:04:13If you guys would spend more time thinking about your bank robbing than thinking up songs,
00:04:18we'd be millionaires by now.
00:04:21I don't know, Benji.
00:04:22There's at least 10,000 smackers in here.
00:04:25Not a bad day's work if you ask me.
00:04:28Yeah, well, who's asking you?
00:04:29And the best part is, we didn't get caught.
00:04:32That new chief of police is so busy handing out parking tickets, he's forgot all about us
00:04:36old-fashioned bank robbers.
00:04:39Right about that, Georgie.
00:04:41We're on a roll.
00:04:43Ain't no stopping us now.
00:04:45What was that?
00:04:46I'm taking a look.
00:04:52What the?
00:04:54Where'd you go?
00:04:55Jake?
00:04:57Hey, guys.
00:04:58Going my way?
00:04:59Oh, crap.
00:05:00It's Thong Girl.
00:05:02At your service.
00:05:03Now be a good little bank robber and pull over, would you?
00:05:05I don't think so, Thong Girl.
00:05:07You're about to become roadkill.
00:05:09That's where you're wrong, little man.
00:05:11You've just reached a dead end.
00:05:13Oh, yeah?
00:05:14Well, hold on, sister.
00:05:15I think this is your style.
00:05:18That's what you get when you don't buckle up.
00:05:24Damn!
00:05:25Let's go teach that broad a lesson.
00:05:30Go kick her thong butt, Georgie.
00:05:33My pleasure, Benji.
00:05:35You took away my songwriting partner.
00:05:37And just when we were about to make it big, too.
00:05:39Now you're going to have to pay.
00:05:49Here's what I wrote, Georgie.
00:05:51If you do wrong, you'll answer to the thong.
00:05:59This is the end of the road for you, Thong Girl.
00:06:01You're about to become a hood ornament.
00:06:15You should have bought the extended warranty, Benji.
00:06:22Chase!
00:06:29You have plenty of time to write hit songs where you're going.
00:06:35Say, Thong Girl, would you like a lift?
00:06:38No, thanks, officer.
00:06:39It's a nice night for flying.
00:06:40I'll catch up with you later.
00:06:43Boy, I tell you, just one time I'd like to...
00:06:46Uh, keep dreaming, O'Malley.
00:06:48You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.
00:06:50That's one class act, that thong girl.
00:06:52Oh, no.
00:06:58I don't know.
00:07:34Hey, wake up, you two losers.
00:07:36Time for roll call.
00:07:42Oh, jeez, Sally, ain't you got no class?
00:07:46Sorry, boss.
00:07:47I had too many beans for supper last night.
00:07:50I'll say you stink like a sewer hole.
00:07:52No, boss, that is a sewer.
00:07:54It's coming from that toilet over there.
00:08:06Sally, you're a genius.
00:08:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:08:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:08:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:08:38Psst!
00:08:39Sally, wake up.
00:08:41Yeah, boss.
00:08:43It's time to go.
00:08:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:08:59Geronimo!
00:09:03Come on in, Sally.
00:09:05The water's fine.
00:09:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:09:23All right, ladies, I have my car.
00:09:46I have my car.
00:10:21Hey, dweebs.
00:10:22Uh, hey, Lana.
00:10:26What you doing?
00:10:27I'm looking for a case file for People vs. Palermo.
00:10:31There are some interesting similarities between that and the Chaz Chernobyl case.
00:10:35And by the way, dweebs, would you please quit looking at my skirt?
00:10:39Sorry, Lana.
00:10:42Hey, Lana, I thought you were through with Chaz since you sent him away for life to the state pen.
00:10:47I want to be sure he stays there.
00:10:49He's got the best lawyer's money can buy, and I don't want him getting off on appeals.
00:10:54Sure, sure.
00:10:55Hey, Lana, I want to thank you for getting me this job in the DA's office as a part of
00:11:00my plea agreement.
00:11:01Well, dweebs, your testimony was crucial in building my case against Chaz and Mr. Big.
00:11:07Well, you had first-hand knowledge of Big's evil plot to create a nuclear missile, destroy country music, and the
00:11:13world as we know it.
00:11:15Well, if it weren't for you, Tim McGraw and George Strait would be nothing more than fond memories in the
00:11:21Country Music Hall of Fame.
00:11:22And don't forget how we saved Kenny Chesney.
00:11:26Oh, yeah. I still haven't forgiven you for that one.
00:11:30Sorry, Lana.
00:11:32Hey, Lana, there's a really great arthropod exhibit at the Museum of Natural History this weekend. Would you like to
00:11:38go?
00:11:39Uh, gee, dweebs, I'd love to, but my Aunt Millie's coming in from across the pond this weekend.
00:11:45Your Aunt Millie from Chile?
00:11:46No, silly. My Aunt Millie from Piccadilly.
00:11:48From London, England?
00:11:49The very same.
00:11:50But I thought she died.
00:11:51No, you're thinking of my Aunt Mary from Londonderry.
00:11:53The one that's quite contrary?
00:11:55That's my Aunt Mary.
00:11:56Oh, sure, sure. Well, anyway, I thought maybe we could, like, get some food and go to the...
00:12:00I'm sorry, dweebs. It would never work out between us.
00:12:03With my job as assistant district attorney and my commitment to ridding the world of scum-sucking, law-breaking vermin
00:12:10like Chaz Chernobyl,
00:12:12I just don't have time for a relationship.
00:12:16Oh, Lana. I'm such a loser.
00:12:19And then there's that.
00:12:24It's the mayor.
00:12:28Hello, Mr. Mayor.
00:12:29Lana. Mayor Richard Boner here.
00:12:32Yes, yes. Well, I've just gotten some bad news.
00:12:36Apparently, Chaz Chernobyl has broken out of the state penitentiary.
00:12:39That's right. And he's taken over the local television station and is about to broadcast a message that concerns you.
00:12:47Roger that, Mr. Mayor.
00:12:49I knew those prison walls wouldn't be enough to hold Chaz Chernobyl.
00:12:54Be careful, Lana.
00:12:55That Chaz is one slippery scoundrel.
00:13:00By the way, Lana, what are you wearing?
00:13:05Well, Mr. Mayor, I'm wearing a lovely two-piece ensemble with silk chemisole over a pretty pink lace brassiere and
00:13:13matching panties.
00:13:14Oh, and Gucci open-toed shoes with a velvet strap.
00:13:19Perfect for a hectic day at the office or a night out in the town.
00:13:23Oh, that's nice.
00:13:25That's nice.
00:13:33Hello? Mr. Mayor, are you there?
00:13:37Yes. Yes. Well, that's good. Yes. Yes. Chaz has just come on the TV. I think you should see what
00:13:44he has to say.
00:13:45I'm on it, sir.
00:13:53So the bartender says to the donkey, your ass can stay, but the lawyer has to go.
00:14:02Enough of the small talk. This is what I want.
00:14:20Oh, Mrs. Prist, you're going to look lovely at the Governor's Ball.
00:14:24Well, ladies, giving no thought whatsoever to my own personal safety,
00:14:29and thinking only of my darling little Kenny Chesney and all those hapless hat-wearing country stars below down in
00:14:36Brentwoodville,
00:14:37I broke free from Thorn Girl's embrace and plunged headfirst through the clouds
00:14:42and caught that nuclear missile with my bare hands, frantically searching for the button to disable it.
00:14:48Oh, my goodness. Weren't you terrified?
00:14:51Terrified? Honey, President George W. Bush said we have no time for terror.
00:14:56I was petrified. But all I could think about was Paul Little Kenny and all those country music stars.
00:15:02So what happened next?
00:15:04Well, honey, I had to think fast. It ought to have been lights out in Ash Vegas.
00:15:09Yes. What could I do?
00:15:11I rode that rocket straight down in a Kenny Chesney swimming pool, 20 feet deep.
00:15:17Oh, honey, it's shaped like a Grammy award.
00:15:20Built-in jacuzzi and a personal masseur named Raul.
00:15:26Okay.
00:15:29Well, anyway, there was so much chlorine in the darn thing, I think it disabled it because it stopped ticking.
00:15:34And thereby rendering the missile harmless and saving the world at the end.
00:15:40Andy, I've heard that story hundreds of times.
00:15:43Every time it's something different. Why don't you tell us what really happened?
00:15:46Oh, what really happened, Miss Potty Pooper?
00:15:49Potty Pooper, Potty Pooper, every potty needs a pooper. That's why we invited you, Potty Pooper.
00:15:57Well, what really happened, huh, Miss Potty Pooper?
00:16:00Well, what really happened was...
00:16:05Andy Andrews, hairdresser to the country stars.
00:16:07Andy, it's Lana.
00:16:09Turn on the TV quick.
00:16:11Chester Noble's escaped from prison, and he's taken over the airway.
00:16:14Oh, no.
00:16:15Turn on the television.
00:16:17That's funny.
00:16:22I want $10 million delivered to a Swiss bank account by noon tomorrow, or I will wreak havoc
00:16:28the likes of which this little town has never seen before.
00:16:33Yeah, I will.
00:16:36Oh, yeah, one more thing.
00:16:38If you happen to be listening, Assistant District Attorney Lana lay on me.
00:16:43I would like you to deliver the loot personally, and why don't you bring your little hairdresser
00:16:48boy with you?
00:16:54Chester Noble, signing off.
00:17:05Oh, whatever are we going to do, girl?
00:17:08We're going to do what any self-respecting superhero would do in a time of crisis.
00:17:12Oh, apple martinis and a pedicure?
00:17:15No, silly.
00:17:16We're going to fight.
00:17:17Right on.
00:17:19Be at my place at 1800 hours, and we'll figure out a plan.
00:17:23Roger that, TG.
00:17:24Oh, in handy?
00:17:25Yeah, girl.
00:17:26Don't forget your cape this time.
00:17:32Why don't you bring your little hairdresser boy with you?
00:17:38Chester Noble, signing off.
00:18:00Yes, Miss Capri?
00:18:02Get me Chester Noble.
00:18:16Come on.
00:18:17Come on.
00:18:28Come on.
00:18:30Come on.
00:18:31Come on.
00:18:35It's always a pleasure to see you, babe.
00:18:50Fellas. Now, Lawanda, is that any way to treat an old friend?
00:18:55Cut the crap, Chaz. Big never trusted you and neither do I.
00:18:59As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you had something to do
00:19:02with putting that MSG in his beef chow mein.
00:19:06Besides me, you were the only one that knew he was deathly allergic to it.
00:19:09Why, Lawanda, how could you think I would do anything to hurt my business,
00:19:13Otna, and long-time friend? Big! He was like a soul brother to me.
00:19:19The only soul you've got, Chaz, is on the bottom of your shoe.
00:19:22Hey! Hey, I didn't come here to have you insult me.
00:19:26What's on your mind, Lawanda?
00:19:28Well, as much as I hate to admit it, Chaz, you and I need each other.
00:19:31In order to carry out the plan that Big set into motion before his untimely demise.
00:19:37This town is being overrun by white cracker hat wearing country music stars and it's gotta stop.
00:19:43How many black country music artists do you see on the charts now?
00:19:48That's right, none. There's that cowboy Troy. He didn't mix country and rap and came up with crap.
00:19:56And Charlie Pryde sold out a long time ago. He should have named his song,
00:20:01and I'll kiss a white Anglo-Saxon's ass good morning.
00:20:05This music business is in sad shape. And I intend on giving it a well-deserved afro makeover.
00:20:12If you know what I'm saying.
00:20:13Uh-huh.
00:20:16Shut up, you moron.
00:20:20So what do you want from me?
00:20:22I want you to keep that little wafer thong girl out of my way.
00:20:25I want you to break her down, box her up, and put her in a pretty little package and bring
00:20:28her to me.
00:20:30It's time I exact some revenge on that little bitch for taking my man out.
00:20:34But I thought you said it was the MSG that did Big in.
00:20:38That may be.
00:20:39But if it wasn't for thong girl, Big would have realized his dream of world supremacy a long time ago.
00:20:47She'd been after him for a while.
00:20:49Never smart enough to stop him, just slow him down.
00:20:53Just because she's the assistant DA and a crime-fighting superhero,
00:20:58doesn't give her the right to harass a reputable businessman just trying to make an honest living.
00:21:04Well, Luwanda, I wouldn't exactly call what we do earning an honest living.
00:21:09Big was gonna blow up the world if he didn't get his way.
00:21:12He wasn't gonna go through with it.
00:21:14And as I recall, it was you that pressed the button that set off the missile.
00:21:17Yeah, and it would have worked too if it weren't for that little bikini bimbo with a little hairdresser, boy.
00:21:26All right, Luwanda.
00:21:28Tell me what you got planned.
00:21:35I could have dropped him down, boy.
00:21:37Ooh, stud bump, I know.
00:21:38Good.
00:21:38Good.
00:21:39Good.
00:21:45Good.
00:21:47Good.
00:21:48Good.
00:21:49Good.
00:22:00Well, we've got some people.
00:22:01Good.
00:22:01Good.
00:22:01Good.
00:22:05Hey!
00:22:08Papi!
00:22:10Girlfriend!
00:22:11You didn't tell me you have a boyfriend.
00:22:14That is an ancient fertility statue that the Zimbuki tribe gave me
00:22:19when I rescued their chief from the hands of slave traders.
00:22:23It's supposed to enrich your life and make you wealthy beyond belief.
00:22:26Ooh, well, it's working. My panties are moist.
00:22:31Listen, Superman here and I are gonna go get acquainted.
00:22:34No time for that now, Andy.
00:22:36We've gotta decide what to do about Chaz.
00:22:39Where is he? I'll pulverize him.
00:22:41I'll fight him with one pump behind my back.
00:22:43I'll fight him with my eyes closed.
00:22:55What is it?
00:22:56It's a note.
00:22:58What is it saying?
00:23:01This is Dear Assistant D.A. Lana Leonmi, a.k.a. Thong Girl,
00:23:06and gay sidekick, Foxy Brief Boy.
00:23:09I resemble that remark!
00:23:11My new partner in crime, Lawanda Capri, a.k.a. The Dark Widow,
00:23:16and I request the pleasure of your company this evening
00:23:19at a special dinner that I have arranged, especially in your honor.
00:23:24There is a little matter of ten million dollars that we need to discuss.
00:23:29The fate of this wretched little town lies solely in your hands, so don't be late.
00:23:36Meet us at the old stockyards on Second Avenue by the river at 7 p.m. sharp with the loot.
00:23:42And come in costume, yours truly, Chaz Chernobyl.
00:23:46It's a costume party!
00:23:48Ooh, I want to go with Dr. Ruth.
00:23:50Oh, now this is fabulous.
00:23:52No, the village people.
00:23:54Why am I gay?
00:23:56No, Andy, you goofball.
00:23:58He wants us to come in our superhero outfit.
00:24:00Oh, right. I knew that.
00:24:04Okay, we better prepare.
00:24:06It's been a while since we've used our superhero powers.
00:24:09Do you remember what I taught you?
00:24:12Mmm, help old ladies across the street and don't fart in elevators?
00:24:15No, silly. I mean about how to fly.
00:24:18Oh, it's a piece of cake!
00:24:20Put your left arm here and your right arm there.
00:24:23Flap them up and down and then you're in the air.
00:24:26You do the super-
00:24:26Okay, okay, never mind.
00:24:28Why don't you go suit up, we'll take a quick lesson,
00:24:32and then we'll go fight the enemy.
00:24:33You got it!
00:24:40It's all coming back to me now, thong girl.
00:24:42I just bend my legs like this and...
00:24:47Maybe we need to work on the glide a little more, Triple B.
00:24:50Oh, biddly-diddly-dee, I'll never get the hang of it.
00:24:54Oh, sure you will.
00:24:55You remember when you were a little boy and your dad taught you how to ride a bike
00:24:58and you thought you'd never lose those training wheels.
00:25:01And then one magical day, he let go.
00:25:04And before you knew it, you were pedaling so fast your little legs ached.
00:25:08And you were gliding down that hill in no time.
00:25:11Andy?
00:25:12I can fly, I can fly, I can fly, I'm flying!
00:25:16Andy!
00:25:17I love that story!
00:25:19Hey!
00:25:20TG!
00:25:21You were right!
00:25:22It's just like riding a bicycle!
00:25:25Now let's go kick some bad boy butt!
00:25:28bargaining discs
00:25:29TG!
00:25:30TG!
00:25:31TG!
00:25:32TG!
00:25:33TG!
00:25:49So, she ain't gonna show.
00:25:52what what did you say i said she ain't gonna show she'll show all right she's too much of a
00:26:00do-good
00:26:01enough to show the future of her beloved music city depends on it she knows i'll blow this
00:26:08little town to smithereens if she crosses me and just how do you plan on doing that may i ask
00:26:15sally if you please
00:26:39where did you get that
00:26:42it's left over from big's plot to take over the world i've kept it hidden in a safe place
00:26:49knowing that i would need it again someday and what are you gonna do with it well i was kind
00:26:56of
00:26:56hoping you would know how the hell should i know well i thought maybe big might have showed you
00:27:02the plans for the doomsday bomb are you kidding i was just his hoe you'd never trust me with
00:27:10information like that the only thing i was good for was a piece of ass and a good back rub
00:27:18i was nothing more to him than a high dollar hooker really maybe you had a good reason yourself to
00:27:25lace
00:27:25his food with msg you knew if he kicked the bucket you could step right in and take over the
00:27:31big empire
00:27:37you better be glad i need you alive you little rat face bastard otherwise i'd rip you to ribbons right
00:27:42here and now
00:27:42okay okay i get the point everybody just just calm down all right we need to try and work on
00:27:48this together
00:27:52i may have resented the fact that big was using me
00:27:57but i must admit he treated me kind and he gave me everything my heart desired
00:28:02in his own cold calculated way i really think he loved me
00:28:07a girl kind of dreams of houses and babies and all that normal stuff
00:28:13i ain't no different than any other woman in that respect
00:28:18but now that he's gone i've got a score to settle
00:28:23and a mighty powerful lust for power
00:28:26and don't you forget the deal we made once all of this is over
00:28:29we split the loot 50 50 i'll run this town and you take over the music bits
00:28:36yeah
00:28:38and then it's goodbye kenny chesney
00:28:40well that's one thing we have in common
00:28:43i hate that guy
00:28:46so what about the bomb
00:28:49how are you going to use it if you don't know how to build it
00:28:52i have an ace in the hole
00:28:55there's only one person in this town that knows how to build that bomb
00:28:58and how are you going to get him to do it
00:29:00by acquiring something of value
00:29:03something that he treasures
00:29:07and here it comes now
00:29:10boys let him in
00:29:22value
00:29:33welcome thong girl
00:29:34forgive me for not inviting you sooner but i was
00:29:37i guess you'd say detained
00:29:39you were right where you belong chaz
00:29:42in a steel cage designed especially
00:29:45for animals like you
00:29:47and that's just where i'm sending you back to
00:29:49please please thong girl this is an evening for
00:29:53libation and camaraderie
00:29:55i invited you here to meet my new business partner
00:29:59thong girl
00:30:00meet your worst nightmare
00:30:03lawanda capri alias
00:30:06the dark widow
00:30:08i believe we've met
00:30:10miss capri
00:30:12i thought we should meet here on common ground
00:30:15while we still had a chance to resolve this little issue
00:30:19did you bring the loot thong girl
00:30:22no actually i brought something much better
00:30:25you remember my crime fighting assistant boxer brief boy
00:30:29of course i do how could i forget
00:30:32how are you little fella
00:30:33i'm fabulous
00:30:35which is more than i can say for you
00:30:37when thong girl gets done cleaning your clock
00:30:40we'll just see about that
00:30:44say what have you got there
00:30:45we'll have this little old thing
00:30:47this is a little gift box that i thought might come in handy
00:30:50for the long trip you're about to take
00:30:53you know back to the state pen
00:30:55why that is so thoughtful of you
00:30:58well let's see
00:31:00we have some nail clippers
00:31:02we must always practice personal hygiene
00:31:05wherever our path and life may lead us
00:31:09and we go oh we got a little nail file
00:31:12not for the prison bars but for those rodent claws of yours
00:31:17oh a book of crossword puzzles
00:31:20beginner's edition
00:31:21but don't let that scare you
00:31:23you can skip over the big words like rat
00:31:28oh and lovely lovely little fruit cake
00:31:31mmm you can share it with your cellmates
00:31:34i hear those inmates just love getting a little piece of fruit cake
00:31:39you are so lucky
00:31:41i'm jealous
00:31:42and what prison stint would be complete without a big old heaping helping a ky
00:31:47slip slide in away bye bye chas
00:31:51oh my goodness
00:31:52and what's this
00:31:54why it's your very own personal can of whoop ass
00:32:13what's this
00:32:18your very own personal can of whoop ass
00:32:36Woopman!
00:32:37Woopman!
00:32:40Where's your very own personal tan of...
00:32:45Woopman!
00:32:54Looking for me, thong girl?
00:33:42You may have superior martial arts skills, Dark Widow.
00:33:46And a better costume.
00:33:47Hey, whose side are you on?
00:33:50Sorry, TG.
00:33:51But you're no match for my new and improved, soon-to-be-patented, ASSIRING WAITER.
00:34:33Hello, Dweeble here.
00:34:35Why, hello there, little buddy.
00:34:38Remember me?
00:34:40I'm sorry.
00:34:41I don't accept phone calls from telephone solicitors.
00:34:45I'm on the Federal Do Not Call Registry.
00:34:48I am not selling anything.
00:34:51But I do have a deal for you.
00:34:53Who is this?
00:34:55Oh, that really hurts.
00:34:57Don't you remember your old pal, Chazzaroo?
00:35:01You and me, we were partners once.
00:35:03We were never partners.
00:35:05You tricked me into making a bomb and betraying the only woman I ever loved.
00:35:11I hate you, Chazz Tremnoble.
00:35:14Hey, hey, hey.
00:35:15Is that any way to talk to the man who is going to make you immortal?
00:35:21What do you mean?
00:35:22I am offering you the chance to finally see that bomb of yours do what it was meant to do.
00:35:28This is your chance for you to fulfill your destiny.
00:35:31You're a crazy lunatic.
00:35:33I ended up in prison, thanks to you.
00:35:35And they threw me in a cell with a child molestery.
00:35:39Made me dress up like a little girl and sing the Barney song.
00:35:43You know, I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.
00:35:49All right, all right, enough already.
00:35:52I have someone here that wants to say hello to you.
00:35:55Say hello to your nerdy boyfriend, thong girl.
00:35:58Twiz, it's Lana.
00:35:59Don't you dare listen to him.
00:36:01He's crazy.
00:36:02Now listen up here, geek boy.
00:36:04If you don't get over here on the double and show me how to finish building this bomb,
00:36:08then I am going to stretch out your little girlfriend until you won't be able to see her when she
00:36:11turns sideways.
00:36:13Don't do it, dweebs.
00:36:14Have you heard one hair on her head?
00:36:17I'll-
00:36:18You'll what?
00:36:19Just get over here, pronto.
00:36:21Or else it's so long, little miss thong.
00:36:25I'll be right over.
00:36:33Hello?
00:36:35Excuse me, sir.
00:36:36Can you give me your address so I can map quest you?
00:36:40Aw, jeez.
00:36:41Just stay put.
00:36:42I'll have Sally come and pick you up.
00:36:45Sure, sure, sure, sure.
00:36:46That would be-
00:36:48Sally, go pick up the nerd boy in the Chasmobile and make it quick.
00:36:52Okay, boss.
00:36:53I like dweeble.
00:36:55Just get going.
00:36:57Oh, and Sally, by the way, stop by Mayor Boner's office on your way back.
00:37:02He'll have a little package waiting for you.
00:37:05He he he he he he.
00:37:06You do it, boss.
00:37:07He he he.
00:37:09The mayor is about to prove his loyalty to his number one assistant, D.A.
00:37:15He he he he he he.
00:37:22He he he he he.
00:37:24Mayor Richard Boner here.
00:37:26Hello there, Mr. Mayor.
00:37:27Chas Chernobyl here.
00:37:29May I call you Dick Mayor Boner?
00:37:32No, you may not.
00:37:35What do you want?
00:37:36Do me a flavor, Mayor, and go to your computer and type in www.chascam.com and tell me what
00:37:44you see.
00:37:46Chas Chernobyl, you are a despicable coward.
00:37:49I know you are, but what am I?
00:37:52Just do it, will ya?
00:38:00Chas, the criminal of mine never ceases to amaze me.
00:38:06What evil lurks in the shadows of that sick, twisted brain of yours?
00:38:14Things you don't even want to know about.
00:38:16So stop your jabbering and do what I tell ya.
00:38:19I want you to go to the bank and fill a briefcase with 10 million in unmarked bills and have
00:38:25it ready in one hour.
00:38:26My assistant will be by to pick it up at 10 p.m. sharp.
00:38:30And no tricks, Dick.
00:38:32Or else the bimbo gets it.
00:38:35Who you calling a bimbo?
00:38:38Not you, the other bimbo.
00:38:41I can't possibly gather that much money in one hour.
00:38:48Dark Widow, if you please.
00:38:51With pleasure, Chas.
00:39:06Time for the seventh inning stretch.
00:39:08Doughboy.
00:39:09Doughboy!
00:39:10Doughboy!
00:39:13Doughboy!
00:39:28Oh, what sort of sick, twisted mind would create such an implement of torture?
00:39:38Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:39:40Just wait till I get the big machine operational, and then there will be some real hell to pay.
00:39:47So, just do what I say and get me the loot.
00:39:50And I'll talk to you again tomorrow.
00:39:53I got more demands for you.
00:39:57Nighty night. Sleep tight.
00:40:01Don't let the beddy bugs bite.
00:40:09Oh, humanity.
00:40:25What is taking them so long? They should have been back by now.
00:40:28You'll never succeed in taking over Music City, Chaz.
00:40:31The mayor's probably on the phone right now with the governor to send reinforcements.
00:40:35They'll have you surrounded in no time.
00:40:37We'll just see about that, thong girl.
00:40:43It's about time. What took you so long?
00:40:46Dweeble has the most awesome Pokemon collection, boss.
00:40:49You ought to save it. He even has the original Pikachu.
00:40:52Never mind that. Did you get the loot?
00:40:54Oh, yeah. The mayor had it ready and everything. And he had a message to give you, too.
00:40:58Yeah? What?
00:41:00He says to your mama so fat that when she stands on the scale, it says,
00:41:04To be continued.
00:41:15Mama.
00:41:28Mmm.
00:41:42Where's my supper?
00:41:45Where's my supper?
00:41:47I said where's my supper?
00:41:48Aah!
00:41:50So weird.
00:41:57Follow Potsマers andabo.
00:42:14Boss, boss, you okay?
00:42:18Alright, enough of this yapping.
00:42:21Are you ready to get to work, Geek Boy?
00:42:24I won't do it.
00:42:26We'll see about that.
00:42:28Dark Widow.
00:42:42Ticklish boxer brief boy.
00:42:45Oh, oh, I'm gonna tickle in my tights, quit it.
00:42:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:52I'm gonna tickle in my tights.
00:42:54Okay, okay, stop.
00:42:56I'll help you build the bomb.
00:42:57Just let her go.
00:42:59I thought you'd see things my way.
00:43:02Sally, put these two in the dungeon till I figure out what to do with them.
00:43:06Okay, boss.
00:43:08And you, Nerdface, get to work on that bomb.
00:43:11All right.
00:43:12All right.
00:43:13I think this calls for a little celebration, Dark Widow.
00:43:17Oh, get to it, Einstein.
00:43:21You've got a lot of work to do.
00:43:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:43:42ha.
00:43:52Oh, this is another fine mess we've gotten ourselves into, huh, T.G.?
00:43:57You okay, girl?
00:43:59I think so.
00:44:01How about you?
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:04Everything seems intact.
00:44:06I'm so sorry I got you into this, Triple B.
00:44:09Why, if it weren't for me, you would be back at the salon,
00:44:12cutting the hair of the country music stars.
00:44:15Oh, honey, it's all right.
00:44:17It ain't all it's cracked up to be.
00:44:19Oh, sure, the money's great, and the people are all so interesting.
00:44:26But, oh, they just think I'm their shrink.
00:44:29Oh, going on and on.
00:44:31What, do I look like Oprah?
00:44:33They want to tell me who their last fling was, who's sleeping with who.
00:44:37Hey, you want to hear the latest gossip on Kenny Chesney?
00:44:40No, that would just depress me more.
00:44:42Oh, honey.
00:44:43Psst, Lana, can you hear me?
00:44:45It's Dwebo.
00:44:46Oh, please.
00:44:47I've come to rescue you, Lana.
00:44:49Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:44:51Shaz and the Dark Widow went out to celebrate.
00:44:54They slipped a Mickey into my hot cocoa,
00:44:56and they thought that I was passed out.
00:45:00Luckily, I've devised a series of antihistamines for my nasal infections
00:45:05that counteract any invasive substances introduced into my system.
00:45:10It's really quite fascinating.
00:45:11The chemicals mix with the enzymes in my mucous memory that...
00:45:16Yes, Lana?
00:45:17Just get us out of here.
00:45:19Sure, sure, sure.
00:45:21I found an explosives detonator in the lab,
00:45:24and I think the combination of your ass-firing laser and the explosives detonator
00:45:29should be sufficient to blow the crap out of this door.
00:45:32Of course, as you know, the combustion phenomenon of propellants and explosives
00:45:37when mixed together...
00:45:38Dweeble!
00:45:38Dweeble!
00:45:40Yes, Lana?
00:45:42Please.
00:45:43Just get us out of here.
00:45:45Okay, Lana.
00:45:46You'll have to aim it precisely at the right spot on the door
00:45:49in order for it to work.
00:45:51Stand back, everybody.
00:45:53Ass-firing are coming through.
00:45:55Dweeble, stand back.
00:45:57She's gonna blow.
00:45:58Ah!
00:46:00Ah!
00:46:03Ah!
00:46:19I don't know what's wrong.
00:46:21I've never had this happen before.
00:46:23I just can't seem to muster up the energy to use my ass-laser.
00:46:28Oh, honey, it's all right, it's all right.
00:46:30It'll all come back to you.
00:46:31Maybe it's just that time of the month.
00:46:34I don't know, Triple B.
00:46:36I just feel like I've lost my mojo.
00:46:40I am so tired.
00:46:44What's happening, Lana?
00:46:46Oh, Dweebs, I can't fire my ass-laser.
00:46:49Oh, this isn't good.
00:46:51If only we had some kind of nuclear device to trigger the detonator.
00:46:56Um, will this help?
00:47:00Where did you get that?
00:47:02Oh, I saw it laying around the lab.
00:47:04I thought it might come in handy.
00:47:05Good work, Triple B.
00:47:07Okay, put the plutonium rod into the latch and then light it with these matches.
00:47:13Oh!
00:47:15Okay, here I go.
00:47:18Um!
00:47:24Now stand back and shield your eyes.
00:47:53Well, that's one way to blow a lot.
00:47:55Let's get out of here for Chaz and Dark Widow return.
00:48:11We're talking about the anatomy of a beast.
00:48:14Her baby was supposed to be too much ago, but she was living with her parents.
00:48:20The system D.A. Lana Leonmi.
00:48:22Lana, it's Mayor Boner.
00:48:25I'm afraid we have a real dilemma on our hands.
00:48:29Chaz, Chernobyl claims we've gotten the big machine operational,
00:48:33and he and the Dark Widow are demanding unconditional surrender.
00:48:37And then, of course, there is the matter of that nuclear fallout that's covering 2nd Avenue.
00:48:42Have you been in touch with Thong Girl?
00:48:45I'm sorry, Mayor Boner.
00:48:46I haven't been able to reach Thong Girl.
00:48:49She's not answering her thong phone.
00:48:52Give her a message when you see her, won't you?
00:48:55Tell her that Music City has fallen into criminal hands.
00:48:59Only she can save us from the evil clutches of Chaz, Chernobyl, and the Dark Widow.
00:49:07All right, Mayor. I'll tell her. Goodbye.
00:49:10Goodbye.
00:49:12Goodbye.
00:49:28I've got to go away for a little while, Stud Muffin.
00:49:32I've got to clear my head.
00:49:58I've got to go away for a little while, Stud Muffin.
00:50:03Are you the Maharishi Sanjay Gupta Loewenstein?
00:50:06Eh, well, that depends on who is asking, and for what purpose?
00:50:10I'm Assistant District Attorney Lana Leonmi, and I need your help.
00:50:14I hear you have incredible healing powers,
00:50:17and you are an expert in all forms of martial arts and weaponry.
00:50:21And I make a mean-bloody Mary, too.
00:50:23And what do you want?
00:50:24Well, I need your spiritual guidance.
00:50:26I seem to have had some kind of physical and mental collapse.
00:50:32I just can't seem to find my mojo.
00:50:35I would love to help you get your mojo back.
00:50:38Unfortunately, I have a little problem with lawyers.
00:50:41Messy divorce a few years ago.
00:50:43Lost the farm, so to speak, to this day.
00:50:45I blame my ex-wife and her choice to lawyer.
00:50:48Now, good day, ma'am!
00:50:51What is it now?
00:50:52You know, not all lawyers are bad.
00:50:54There are a lot of lawyers out there who do good deeds,
00:50:56and those deeds a lot of times go unnoticed.
00:50:59Tell that to my accountant, Saul Leibowitz.
00:51:02He's been going crazy trying to figure this mess out.
00:51:04That is why I became a holy man.
00:51:07Being a holy man makes a great tax shelter.
00:51:11Now, good day, ma'am!
00:51:14What is it now?
00:51:15They call me Thong Girl.
00:51:19Oh!
00:51:21Thong Girl?
00:51:22Well, why didn't you say so?
00:51:24That's a horse of a different color.
00:51:26Come on in!
00:51:44You sure look familiar.
00:51:46Have we met somewhere before?
00:51:48Uh, no.
00:51:50You must have me mistaken for some other five-foot tall Maharishi
00:51:53with fake beard and Jewish accent.
00:51:56Want some coffee?
00:51:57I'll put a nice herbal tea.
00:51:59Uh, no, thank you.
00:52:00Uh, no.
00:52:02Thong Girl, I have heard of your plight,
00:52:05and I am willing to help you regain your mojo, as you call it,
00:52:08and defeat all the evildoers of the world
00:52:12who threaten to destroy all the good citizens of Music City, USA.
00:52:16But first, you must give me something in return.
00:52:20Like what?
00:52:21Bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West!
00:52:24What?
00:52:24Sorry, wrong movie.
00:52:26Real change.
00:52:27Ahem.
00:52:28I require the ring.
00:52:31My ring?
00:52:33Why would you want my ring?
00:52:34Do you not recall a mysterious stranger
00:52:37who gave you that ring on a trip to India several years ago?
00:52:42Why, yes.
00:52:42How did you know that?
00:52:43I know a lot of things, my child.
00:52:47It is no coincidence that you are here today.
00:52:50Our paths are predetermined by forces much higher than ourselves.
00:52:56Some call him Allah.
00:52:58Some call him Jesus, Mohammed, Krishna.
00:53:01Some even call him Oprah.
00:53:03Ahem.
00:53:05That ruby ring was given to you as a beacon that ultimately brought you here to me.
00:53:10Will you help me defeat Chaz Chernobyl and the Dark Widow so that Music City can once
00:53:15again be a safe and respectable place for law-abiding citizens?
00:53:20Yes, yes, yes, and so much more.
00:53:23You will live here with a renewed self-confidence and a clearer vision of your place in the world.
00:53:28You will fly higher and fight stronger than you ever imagined.
00:53:35You will take your place among the greatest superheroes of all time.
00:53:40And you will acquire powers you never knew you had.
00:53:43Great.
00:53:44When do we get started?
00:53:47There is no time like the present.
00:53:49We will start right now.
00:54:11We will start right now.
00:54:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:55:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:55:06oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:55:06oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:55:06oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:55:18oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:55:19oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:55:28You stopped my fellowship!
00:56:32Let it lay on me, also known as Thong Girl.
00:56:36You have made great strides in the short time that you have been here.
00:56:40You are now prepared, both mentally and physically, to meet the challenges that await you.
00:56:47Thank you, Master.
00:56:48Now get out there and kick some ass, girl.
00:56:51I will, sir.
00:56:53By the way, are you sure we haven't met somewhere before?
00:56:56You look awfully familiar.
00:56:58I don't understand a word you're saying.
00:56:59I can't hear you.
00:57:00I'm a little different this year.
00:57:01Let them, let them, let them come along somewhere.
00:57:03Come along.
00:57:08Hey, boys.
00:57:09Did you miss me?
00:57:10Huh?
00:57:14You have 113 messages.
00:57:18Message 1, marked urgent.
00:57:21Lana, this is Mayor Richard Boner.
00:57:23We've got a situation here.
00:57:25Please pick up.
00:57:26Message 2, marked really urgent.
00:57:30Lana, if you're there, please pick up.
00:57:33Chaz and the Dark Widow have taken over the city.
00:57:36We need Thong Girl.
00:57:38Message 113, marked frantic.
00:57:43Lana, you've got to find Thong Girl.
00:57:46If ever we needed her, it's now.
00:57:51Hi, you've reached Assistant D.A. Lana Leoni.
00:57:54I'm not here right now, but please leave a message at the beep.
00:57:59Lana, Chaz is here.
00:58:01He wants to talk to you.
00:58:04Please pick up.
00:58:05Please.
00:58:05Give me that phone.
00:58:07Listen up, Assistant D.A. Lady.
00:58:09If you and your washed-up alter-eagle Thong Girl can hear me,
00:58:13you better get down to the town hall pronto,
00:58:15because I'm fixing to eliminate Mayor Bonehead
00:58:18and take over this town.
00:58:21I'm going to count to three.
00:58:23And if you don't pick up, the Mayor gets it.
00:58:26One, two...
00:58:29Oh, thank goodness, Thong Girl.
00:58:33I just about given up on you.
00:58:35Drats, I was hoping you were dead, Thong Girl.
00:58:38Now I guess I'm going to have to finish you off myself.
00:58:43Wait.
00:58:44There's something different about you.
00:58:48Is that a new hairstyle?
00:58:50No.
00:58:51A new cape, perhaps?
00:58:53Uh-uh.
00:58:55I got it.
00:58:56It's the boots.
00:58:57You've got new boots.
00:58:58No, sir.
00:59:00Well, something's different.
00:59:01You look stronger somehow.
00:59:05Have you been working out?
00:59:08Well, I guess you could say that I found my mojo.
00:59:14Well, well.
00:59:16Sally, say hello to Thong Girl's new mojo.
00:59:20Get rid of her.
00:59:22Okay, boss.
00:59:44Just in time for the holidays.
00:59:46Would you like your package gift wrapped?
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:50I don't have time for this.
00:59:52Say hello to my little friend, Thong Girl.
00:59:56It's lights out for you now.
00:59:58I have a city to run.
01:00:10Looks like you could use a little iron in your diet, Chaz.
01:00:17You're finished in this town, Chaz.
01:00:19You're going back to the big house, and this time it's for good.
01:00:24Well done, Thong Girl.
01:00:26Well done.
01:00:36Oh, Lana.
01:00:37I'm so glad to see you.
01:00:39I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.
01:00:41Oh, that's okay, Jweaves.
01:00:43It's not your fault.
01:00:44Hey, do you know where the Dark Widow is?
01:00:46She's kidnapped Andy and taken over Music Row.
01:00:50She has an office at Warner Brothers,
01:00:52and she's turning all the country music stars into hip-hop artists.
01:00:56I better get over there on the double.
01:00:58You can take it from here, Mr. Mayor.
01:01:00I'm headed over to Music Row to set the record straight,
01:01:04if you know what I mean.
01:01:06Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:01:08Oh, that's a good one, Thong Girl.
01:01:09Ha, ha, ha.
01:01:10Good one.
01:01:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:01:12Don't you worry.
01:01:13I'll make sure these two villains are taken into custody.
01:01:16God bless you, Thong Girl.
01:01:19God bless you!
01:01:27I've told you, Miss Capri has not taken any calls.
01:01:30Cracker.
01:01:32No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chesney.
01:01:34She specifically told me not to accept any calls from you.
01:01:38Honking.
01:01:39Well, look, if you'd like to leave a number where you can be reached, I'm sure that she...
01:01:44Ooh, Kenny, honey, you got to get out of town pronto.
01:01:48This hoe is tripping.
01:01:49She's gonna squash her little bony booty.
01:01:52You know what I'm saying, Mac Daddy?
01:01:54I believe I have an appointment with Miss Capri, a.k.a. Dark Widow.
01:01:59Ooh, girl, I knew you'd come for me.
01:02:06Mommy, it's been awful since you've been gone.
01:02:09She makes me listen to Snoop Doggy doo-doo records all day long, and I can hardly walk from all
01:02:15this bling.
01:02:18And every time I try to escape, she turns up the juice on this here electric collar.
01:02:23The homegirl, she's turned all the country music stars into hippity-hop artists.
01:02:28Why, right now, she's in there doing a number on poor old Willie Nelson.
01:02:32What are we gonna do, homegirl?
01:02:34I think it's time for the Dark Widow to face the music.
01:02:38Do you still have your superhero costume?
01:02:40You know I do.
01:02:42Okay, follow me, Triple B.
01:02:48No, no, no.
01:02:50If I told you once, I told you a million times.
01:02:53It's not way down, yonder.
01:02:55It's off in the hood.
01:02:57Now do it again.
01:03:02Oh, you'll do what I say, or I'll make sure you'll never see another ounce of that little wacky tabacky
01:03:10that you like so much.
01:03:11It's for my glaucoma, I swear.
01:03:14Yeah, right.
01:03:15Now do it again, and this time with more soul.
01:03:18Hey, LaWanda.
01:03:19Remember me?
01:03:20You know, I do a little music myself.
01:03:23In fact, here's one of my biggest hits.
01:03:29You've gotten much stronger since the last time we met, thongirl.
01:03:32I found my mojo.
01:03:34Well, let's see how your mojo does up against my mo-town.
01:03:37Oh.
01:03:37I'm about to reap some sweet satisfaction on your ass.
01:03:40Oh, no, no, no, hold up, hold up, hold up.
01:03:42Thongirl, I'll handle this one.
01:03:44You're going to have to go through me, sister.
01:03:47You're becoming quite a nuisance, little man.
01:03:50As a matter of fact, you make a terrible cup of coffee.
01:03:52Whatever.
01:03:53Why don't you try some of my juice?
01:03:55Bring it on.
01:03:58I'm not a gay boy.
01:04:00You look just.
01:04:06Great gosh almighty, I'm free at last.
01:04:08Lord, I'm free at last.
01:04:10Come on, thongirl, let's tag team this bi-ass.
01:04:13Take a hike, Nelson.
01:04:14You've just been released from your contract.
01:04:16Seems I'm not dressed appropriately for this occasion.
01:04:19Excuse me while I change into something more comfortable.
01:04:32Over here, thongirl.
01:04:40Let's jam.
01:04:46Let's jam.
01:04:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:04:59You've got it.
01:05:00Mm-hmm.
01:05:01Uh-huh.
01:05:02Yeah.
01:05:02Let's jam.
01:05:03Let's jam.
01:05:09Let's jam.
01:05:19Let's go.
01:05:44You're much better than I gave you credit for, thong girl.
01:05:47But with all your enhanced powers, you're still no match for the big machine.
01:05:53You see, while you're away, your little boyfriend, Dweevil, developed a much more powerful bomb
01:05:58with a high-powered fail-safe device that can only be disarmed by yours truly.
01:06:03And with one hit of this button, this missile's gonna be on to its intended target.
01:06:08And that would be...
01:06:09Oh, don't tell me. Let me guess. Brentwoodville, ground zero.
01:06:14Kenny Chesney's house!
01:06:15Except this time, there ain't no stopping it.
01:06:18Lawanda, you don't have to do this. There's still hope for you.
01:06:22I have some friends in the music biz, and I could pull some strings
01:06:26and get you a deal with one of the big labels in town.
01:06:29Well, you could be a country music star.
01:06:31Nice try, thong girl. But I got bigger plans.
01:06:36Goodbye, music city!
01:06:37Hahaha
01:06:41Hahaha
01:06:42Hahaha
01:06:42Hahaha
01:06:51Haha
01:06:53I'm not mad!
01:06:55I'm not mad!
01:06:56I'm not mad!
01:07:36Hello?
01:07:38Dweebs, it's me, Lana.
01:07:39Hi, Lana. Are you all right?
01:07:41Lawanda has activated the big machine.
01:07:43Can you disable the missile?
01:07:45I'm sorry, Lana. Once the missile is launched, only she can stop it.
01:07:49I was afraid of that.
01:07:52Unless...
01:07:52Unless what?
01:07:54Unless the detonating device on the missile meets a heat source ten times greater than the missile itself.
01:08:00How much heat would that take?
01:08:01I'm afraid there's no such heat source known to man.
01:08:05No? Well, how about a woman?
01:08:07A woman with a new and improved, soon-to-be-patented ass-firing laser.
01:08:12Well, I suppose that could do it. Do you know anyone like that?
01:08:17Me, you goofball. Gotta go.
01:08:19Oh, sure, sure. Be careful, Lana.
01:08:23Time to show me what you got, Triple B.
01:08:25Oh, let's do it!
01:08:32Hey, T.G., I got the strangest feeling of Dave Shabu right back there.
01:08:37I know what you mean, Triple B. Seems like we've been in this situation before.
01:08:41Only this time, the bomb is much more powerful.
01:08:44It's gonna take my full-blown, new and improved ass-laser to detonate this baby.
01:08:49Oh, look, T.G., there it is! And it's headed straight for Brentwoodville!
01:08:53Okay, hold on, little buddy. I'm charging her up.
01:08:57Oh!
01:09:01Yay! You did it! You did it!
01:09:05Correction, we did it.
01:09:20And in recognition of your daring and selfless actions in the face of disaster, Boxer Brief Boy, I present you
01:09:29the Distinguished Medal of Honor.
01:09:33And your very own key to the city, which also happens to open the front door of country music star
01:09:40Keith Urban's home.
01:09:42Oh, he's such a hearty, okay!
01:09:46And to you, Thong Girl, I present the award that's most coveted by every citizen of Music City, your very
01:09:53own CMA Award.
01:09:57Oh, great.
01:09:57And what did you say, Thong Girl?
01:09:59I said, how great!
01:10:01Oh!
01:10:09Paul Triple B, another job well done.
01:10:13We've saved the city from Chaz and the Dark Widow.
01:10:16And once again, the world is safe for all law-abiding citizens and hat-wearing country music stars.
01:10:22Yeah!
01:10:23Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
01:10:25You know it, girl!
01:10:27Let's go shopping!
01:10:30Let's go shopping!
01:10:51She is a superhero!
01:10:55And hates the justice in this world!
01:10:59She's set to get bad boys and girls!
01:11:04So if you're on the dark side, and to break somebody's dreams, you'll have to face her laser beams!
01:11:17Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:11:23Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:11:32If you do it wrong, you're an answer to the wrong
01:11:44No matter where you come from
01:11:47New York, Nashville or Adelaide
01:11:51You'll have to face her laser race
01:11:56Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:12:04Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:12:13In a messed up world
01:12:16We need a girl
01:12:19If we make a brighter day
01:12:33Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:12:40Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:12:48If you do it wrong, you're an answer to the wrong
01:12:54Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:13:00Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:13:04Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:13:07Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:13:09Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:13:13Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:13:14Dog girl, oh dog girl
01:13:14Dog girl, oh dog girl
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