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00:00:33In a life of prayer, I close my eyes and...
00:00:40Awful! Awful!
00:00:43I'm sorry. I can try again. Do you have any notes for me?
00:00:48No. Just awful.
00:00:52Let's just say, if Noah had heard your singing, he wouldn't have built his ark.
00:01:09In a life of prayer...
00:01:12Awful! Awful!
00:01:17In a life of prayer...
00:01:20Sinful!
00:01:22In a life of prayer...
00:01:24Embarrassing. Totally embarrassing.
00:01:27In a life...
00:01:29Awful!
00:01:30In a life of prayer...
00:01:33Last but not least...
00:01:36Tabitha Simmons.
00:01:45In a life of prayer...
00:01:50In a life of prayer...
00:02:09I know your love is forever here, my friend...
00:02:17Marvelous!
00:02:21Oh, magnificent. Magnificent.
00:02:25All right. Well, that concludes the auditions.
00:02:30The name of the soloist will be announced in the rectory.
00:02:34I suggest you spend the weekend in prayer.
00:02:38Some of you will be needing it more than others.
00:02:43And Tabitha, I would like to see you in the rectory before you leave.
00:02:58He's gonna offer you the solo.
00:03:00Please, you can't decide that fast.
00:03:02Tabitha, you were amazing. And that high note? Flawless.
00:03:06I felt like I was in heaven.
00:03:08I feel like it was much better last night when I was practicing.
00:03:10Oh, stop. You were perfect.
00:03:13Listen, it's already been decided.
00:03:15My husband's investigator firm did some digging,
00:03:17and they found out that Father Paul already ordered the soloist robe for the performance.
00:03:22And it's in tabitha's size.
00:03:24Oh, please. A private investigator? Don't you think that's a little extreme?
00:03:27Of course not. This is a big deal.
00:03:31No offense to the private investigator thing, but let's just wait till Monday and we'll find out for ourselves. Okay?
00:03:36Okay, suit yourself. But it's you, I know it.
00:03:43Uh, Father Paul?
00:03:45Ah.
00:03:46You wanted to see me?
00:03:47Yes, Tabitha. Thank you for coming.
00:03:50So, I had question about one of the walls.
00:03:54Huh? The wall?
00:03:56Yes. Is something wrong?
00:03:59Uh, no. I just thought maybe you wanted to speak to me about the Harvest Fest solo?
00:04:04Unfortunately, Tabitha, for information about the Harvest Fest livestream, you will have to wait. Like everyone else.
00:04:13Of course.
00:04:15So, how can I help you with the wall?
00:04:18Bless those little altar boys. One of them tried to carry a vat of holy water. It was a bit
00:04:24too heavy for him up the stairs.
00:04:27There was a big spill and water had gone down the wall.
00:04:30So, my question is, would our insurance cover that or does it only count if it's rainwater damage rather than
00:04:39holy water damage?
00:04:41Oh, well, the insurance policy covers accidental water damage, divine or otherwise, as long as it wasn't due to neglect.
00:04:47I'll take a closer look at the specifics for you, but...
00:04:52That wall, just like everything else in here, is covered by a premium policy. The best we have to offer.
00:04:57But don't forget there will be deductibles.
00:04:59Oh. I'm not too worried about a deductible. We'll just have a collection for that.
00:05:05Well, in that case, you've got nothing to worry about.
00:05:07Oh, I swear, you must have Heaven's Hotline on speed, doll.
00:05:11If only.
00:05:12Anyway, I'll see you Monday.
00:05:14Alright.
00:05:17Lord help us.
00:05:19And if she wins, please help me stock more wine for the celebration.
00:05:40Yes.
00:05:42Lose.
00:05:43What's up, James?
00:05:49Honey, I'm home!
00:06:09Hey, babe, how you doing?
00:06:11I thought we'd make you your favourite.
00:06:13Grilled chicken, steamed veg.
00:06:16No fat, no son, just the way you like it.
00:06:21Why is your shirt like that?
00:06:26Hot. Hot.
00:06:28Hot. It's freezing in here.
00:06:30Not me. I'm hot, I am.
00:06:33I'm hot. Anyway, how did the auditions go?
00:06:37Whatever.
00:06:39So, the auditions went well.
00:06:40It's practically a done deal.
00:06:42Father Paul was blown away.
00:06:44See, I never doubt you for a second, you know.
00:06:47Who else was doing the solos?
00:06:49Exactly.
00:06:50You're always amazing.
00:06:52There's no shadow of a doubt, but don't you think you just push yourself a little too hard?
00:06:56When I sing into that mic, I'll be singing to the whole world.
00:07:00I don't, you know, no, I didn't mean it like that, you know.
00:07:03I just think you just need to just, you've been working so hard, I thought you could just relax a
00:07:11little.
00:07:15Relax, Cecil, I don't relax.
00:07:17That's why we've got this perfect home and a stable marriage and enough insurance cover to protect the Vatican, if
00:07:23need be.
00:07:24I don't relax, I achieve.
00:07:27You're right.
00:07:28My mistake.
00:07:29And if this show is a success, when the show is a success, then donations will come pouring in.
00:07:37And trust me, our little church is relying on it.
00:07:43Is this?
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:45It's organic.
00:07:46Chicken.
00:07:47Mm-hmm.
00:07:49Trust me, babe.
00:07:49If I win this solo, everything will fall into place.
00:07:53The church will raise enough money that it needs to stay open.
00:07:58Yeah, and, er...
00:08:00You'll be the talker, the parish, the one who saved it all, with that incredible voice, my verse.
00:08:06God, that'll be great.
00:08:08A plaque in my honour.
00:08:11If I don't win, there'll be consequences.
00:08:14Of course.
00:08:16I mean, of course, you'll win.
00:08:20Exactly.
00:08:22Right, I'm going to go practice my skills.
00:08:26Your food?
00:08:30Fine, and I'll finish eat, clean up, and, er, slowly wither away.
00:08:40Huh?
00:08:41Huh?
00:08:50All right, everyone, all right.
00:08:52So, the judge's decision has been made, and will now be announced.
00:08:58So, the winner of this year's soloist for the Harvest Celebration is...
00:09:23...I should have had a drum roll.
00:09:30Tabitha Simmons!
00:09:36We all knew it.
00:09:39Tabitha, your audition was magnificent.
00:09:43Simply magnificent.
00:09:45I knew you had it in you.
00:09:47Thank you, Father.
00:09:48I'm just so thrilled to be part of such a vital event for the church.
00:09:53So, when do we start rehearsing?
00:09:56When?
00:09:57Now!
00:09:58Right now!
00:09:59Positions, everyone!
00:10:02All right, ladies and gentlemen.
00:10:04Let's start from the top of Harvest Hymns of Praise.
00:10:07And remember, the spirit of the song is joyful.
00:10:12But also humble.
00:10:14But also powerful.
00:10:16So joyful, but not too joyful?
00:10:20Yes, but more like, um, restrained joy.
00:10:26With a touch of majesty.
00:10:28Like angels, but tired angels.
00:10:32Um, Father Paul, did you want us to crescendo on the second verse, like we rehearsed, or...?
00:10:37Um, crescendo.
00:10:41Yes, but not too much.
00:10:43You don't want to over-crescendo.
00:10:46Think of it as a gentle build-up.
00:10:51But not too gentle.
00:10:53More like a...
00:10:55A robust whisper.
00:11:00A robust whisper.
00:11:03Exactly!
00:11:05All right.
00:11:06Positions, everyone.
00:11:07Positions.
00:11:07Yes.
00:11:10Father Paul, should we face the audience, or do you want us facing inward for more intimacy?
00:11:16Oh, good question.
00:11:20How about half of you point inwards, and the other half point outwards, and that will create a dynamic tension.
00:11:30Yes?
00:11:32All right, let's begin.
00:11:34A three, two, a one.
00:11:39Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:11:46Look, you all have to start at the same time!
00:11:50When?
00:11:51When I go like this, with my hands!
00:12:04Father Paul doesn't know what he wants.
00:12:06One minute, it's sing from the heart, the next it's stick to the sheet music, no improvising.
00:12:10Cesar, I can't work like this, he's ruining everything.
00:12:13Sounds like every director I've ever worked with.
00:12:15I've just fine-tuned him out.
00:12:18Tune him out?
00:12:19You can't just ignore the director.
00:12:22It worked for me.
00:12:24Look, when I was doing voice work, I have directors switching directions every five minutes.
00:12:29Bigger?
00:12:30No.
00:12:32Smaller.
00:12:33More energy.
00:12:35But quieter.
00:12:37I just learned to nod, smile, and just do what I was going to do anyway.
00:12:44Uh-huh.
00:12:44And how did that work out for you?
00:12:49Well, I did voice three episodes for Sork and Azarling, so...
00:12:53Yeah, yeah.
00:12:55Worked out just fine.
00:12:56This isn't an alien cartoon character with three heads, Cecil.
00:12:59This is real-life performance for church.
00:13:01And Father Paul ain't exactly Spielberg.
00:13:04Look, if you're confident in what you're doing, trust me, no-one ain't going to notice that you're ignoring these
00:13:14notes.
00:13:14You can't just ignore a priest.
00:13:17Sure you can.
00:13:19You know what you can't ignore?
00:13:20The dishwasher.
00:13:22It's done.
00:13:25The dishwasher?
00:13:27Yes, empty it.
00:13:33OK, OK.
00:13:36The only way to support your artistic genius is with spotless plates.
00:13:40Exactly.
00:13:42Nothing inspires me more than an empty dishwasher.
00:13:45Oh, God.
00:13:48So, chop-chop.
00:13:51Hey, I'm just here to just follow directions, innit?
00:13:55If Father Paul needs help with the dishes,
00:13:59I'm your guy.
00:14:00At least I'm giving clear direction.
00:14:02And I'm ignoring...
00:14:04You better not be.
00:14:05OK.
00:14:25All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's start from the top.
00:14:28And more passion.
00:14:30Wait, no, less passion.
00:14:33Subtle, but powerful.
00:14:36Like you trying to win a pie contest.
00:14:39But, you know, respectfully, though.
00:14:43Hmm.
00:14:43All right.
00:14:45Here we go.
00:14:47Ring the bells.
00:14:49Ring the bells.
00:14:52No, no, no.
00:14:55It's not a battle cry.
00:14:58It's...
00:14:58It's a hymn, for heaven's sake.
00:15:02Let's try it again.
00:15:04A three, a two, a one.
00:15:07Ring the bells.
00:15:09Ring the bells.
00:15:10Ring the bells.
00:15:11Ring the bells.
00:15:14Ring the bells.
00:15:14Ring the bells.
00:15:15Ring the bells.
00:15:18Ring the bells.
00:15:18Darlings, darlings, darlings, what is this cacophony I hear?
00:15:23Have the heavens been offended?
00:15:25And who are you?
00:15:27Sebastian?
00:15:33Sebastian Montclair, multi-award-winning director of stream and stage.
00:15:41I've been sent by the Archdiocese.
00:15:43Apparently, there were some concerns about the, um, direction.
00:15:48Sent by the...
00:15:50Wait, no one told me anything about...
00:15:54Oh, don't take it personally, Father.
00:15:55Just thought I could add a little sparkle to the proceedings, you know.
00:15:59Elevate it to something spectacular, given my experience in television.
00:16:06Well, I was just getting the choir warmed up.
00:16:09I think we're perfectly capable of...
00:16:11Oh, no.
00:16:12What this choir needs is not warmth.
00:16:14We need fire, burning hot passion, theatrical grandeur.
00:16:22This is not a choir.
00:16:24This is a collection of artists, and we will make this legendary.
00:16:30You, straighten up.
00:16:34You, turn slightly.
00:16:37Well, I was thinking we will start with a more traditional...
00:16:40Yeah, tradition is nice, but this is a show.
00:16:44The Archdiocese didn't send me to deliver nice.
00:16:47He sent me to deliver magic.
00:16:49But I'm the director here.
00:16:52I'm the one that's supposed to...
00:16:54Father, Father, Father.
00:16:55Do you really want to be the one who stands between this choir and greatness?
00:17:01Now, if you really want to be helpful,
00:17:04go and get me a coffee, please.
00:17:09Sure.
00:17:11Marvelous.
00:17:12And together, we will turn this simple choir into a masterpiece.
00:17:21Ladies and gentlemen, envision this.
00:17:26A sea of shimmering lights.
00:17:30Ethereal voices blending into a symphony.
00:17:35This masterpiece will be of unparalleled grandeur.
00:17:40Isn't this amazing?
00:17:41Sebastian's creativity is going to take us to new heights.
00:17:43Oh, yes, Sebastian, I agree.
00:17:50I'm so glad that our visions are in alignment.
00:17:53Thank you, Father Paul.
00:17:55Now, let's talk costumes.
00:17:58I imagine something that will make the audience gasp with wonder.
00:18:03Tabitha, Tabitha, I envision you in a gown that will shimmer like a thousand suns, radiant and divine.
00:18:11That sounds incredible.
00:18:14Well, let's begin, then.
00:18:16Time is of the essence, and we have a masterpiece to create.
00:18:23I say we have you to thank for this.
00:18:26I mean, you get a certain amount of power when you're the star of the show, huh?
00:18:30Well, being the star and the only insurance agent, we're willing to write a premium policy.
00:18:36Hey, whatever gets the Archeneas' attention.
00:18:40In a world so much suffering and pain,
00:18:46we must feed who we can so there's no hunger again.
00:18:51Ah, perfect pitch, Tabitha, perfect pitch.
00:18:56Do you think you need to practice that much?
00:18:58Babe, with Sebastian involved, the expectations for this show have skyrocketed.
00:19:03Yeah, Sebastian's here now, so...
00:19:12Hey, y'all.
00:19:14I'm Sebastian.
00:19:15Are we going to turn this show into a labor wave of a touch of lemmius?
00:19:19Will you stop? He's a genius.
00:19:22Yeah, he certainly seems vibrant.
00:19:27Vibrant is one way to describe it.
00:19:29The man practically shouts Broadway before he's even opened his mouth.
00:19:32Well, don't let him forget you're the star of the show, not him.
00:19:36The star? I'm the constellation.
00:19:39Excuse me.
00:19:41But with him involved and me on the mic,
00:19:43all the pieces are falling into place.
00:19:46Mm-hmm.
00:19:49Who on earth is that?
00:19:51Maybe it's one of your fan clubs.
00:19:54I'll get it. Keep folding.
00:19:56Keep folding.
00:20:04Co-co-coo.
00:20:05Is this the resident de Simons?
00:20:08Huh?
00:20:08The Simons residence.
00:20:10Is this it?
00:20:11Ah, yes.
00:20:12You must be Tabitha.
00:20:14Mm-hmm.
00:20:18I heard about you about 20 years ago. Oh, I just wanted a picture. I'm Sandy Sandy Mitchell. I'm sorry.
00:20:25Are we neighbors or something?
00:20:45I'm sorry. Oh, my God. You're not exactly saying what? Just older? Oh, God. I'm sorry. Do you know this
00:20:53person? English. Sorry. English. I'm his sister. Sister? You never mentioned anything about having a sister. After Fiji, I went
00:21:10to live in Morocco, but there was only for like 11 days that I was back in Asia.
00:21:16You know, wear that with me away after the divorce to live with him. Yeah. Talk about a ride ride.
00:21:23Sounds interesting. Well, it's getting a little late, so...
00:21:27Not interesting. I live in a place where the sun kisses the ocean and the drinks of coconut. Mmm. Hold
00:21:33on. I remember you used to send those postcards. Where was it from? Was it... Bali?
00:21:40Yeah. That's right. That's right. That's right. And don't forget that time I got shaved by a monkey from a
00:21:45sun treat in silence. That was so weird. Just so random. What? Sounds like a vacation for the ages.
00:21:54Oh. Oh. That wasn't a vacation. I was working for a fire dancer at the time. Do you remember when
00:22:00we were 10 and we used to build that treehouse?
00:22:02Oh. I remember. We had that plan to make it a secret hideout. Yes. But it fell apart the first
00:22:13time it rained.
00:22:14But hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
00:22:17on.
00:22:17Undo. And then...
00:22:20I went and forgot to leave the rest of the world.
00:22:21I was showing you know when everyone used to dance.
00:22:23When we were sworn we used to dance whenever I'd deliver it to some old school records!
00:22:26Hrrrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr.
00:22:30Well, it's lovely to see you're are you both catching up.
00:22:32Hrrr. Want to move on? Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. pointing up?
00:22:34Sandy, would you like a drink?
00:22:35Tabitae, you are gem. I would love a drink, but, you know, honestly, I'm more curious about your life.
00:22:42How did you end up here?
00:22:45Well, me and Tabitha, we're doing just great.
00:22:49Now, Tabitha's got this whole insurance agency gig
00:22:52and she's practically running the church.
00:22:54Ain't that, babe?
00:22:55Oh, well, Tabitha, you sound like quite a powerhouse!
00:23:00Tabitha! Tabitha!
00:23:03Yes, well, it's all about efficiency and order.
00:23:09Oh, God! Like a well-run car.
00:23:11Oh, boy.
00:23:13I can tell.
00:23:15But Leela Cale's never hurt anyone, right?
00:23:18There you go.
00:23:21I just don't understand why you never told me you had a sister.
00:23:25If you really want to know,
00:23:28I didn't hear from her in a very, very long time.
00:23:33So, I came to terms that, in fact, we were estranged.
00:23:38I looked around Facebook a few times, but she didn't seem to exist.
00:23:45So, what was I supposed to do?
00:23:49I just accepted that she was gone.
00:23:53Hey, I'm here now.
00:23:55But, yeah.
00:23:58I don't have much of a digital footprint.
00:24:01But you?
00:24:02Use a film, the other hand.
00:24:04A simple Google search and wham!
00:24:07There you are!
00:24:08Voila!
00:24:11What happened to you, Leelborough?
00:24:13You changed over the years.
00:24:14Because when you were little, you were even wilder than me.
00:24:19Cecil, wild?
00:24:20Don't think so.
00:24:21Not anymore, anyway.
00:24:24He's stable, tame, and dependable.
00:24:27Stable?
00:24:28Looks like you neutered him, honey.
00:24:32Girl, let him breathe.
00:24:35The man deserves a little adventure.
00:24:37Come on.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:39I could do the wild night out.
00:24:41Mm.
00:24:42Karaoke bar?
00:24:43Hey!
00:24:43Tabitha?
00:24:44Uh-uh.
00:24:44Come on.
00:24:45Come on, come on.
00:24:46Babe, we have a performance to prepare for, not a circus.
00:24:49Oh, come on.
00:24:50Let the poor guys breathe.
00:24:53Beside, I'm here to reconnect with my little brother.
00:25:01Reconnect?
00:25:02So you're planning on staying?
00:25:05Absolutely.
00:25:06What?
00:25:07I want to relieve all the best family moments, starting right here.
00:25:11Right.
00:25:12Chooka-chooka-chook.
00:25:14Chook, chook, chook, chook, chook, chook.
00:25:18Well.
00:25:18What?
00:25:19How charming.
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:22Honestly, Cecil, how do you manage to fold a t-shirt into a ball?
00:25:27It's not a ball, it's just, just fold it differently.
00:25:32Differently. Is there some new technique from the Laundry School of Chaos?
00:25:37You're still not mad about the laundry, are you?
00:25:40It's not just the laundry, Cecil. It's everything.
00:25:42I do things around here for a reason.
00:25:45Structure, order.
00:25:46Now Sandy's here.
00:25:47Here we go, man.
00:25:49She put her feet up on the table, Cecil. On the table!
00:25:52Like it's some frat house and not a respectable, clean home.
00:25:58She's just getting comfortable, Toby.
00:25:59It's her first night. She's my sister.
00:26:03Three days.
00:26:05Huh?
00:26:06Three days, that's the maximum she can stay here. After that, she's out.
00:26:12Three days?
00:26:16Tabby, three days.
00:26:18She's my sister, Tabby. She ain't no house guest.
00:26:20I can't kick her out after three days.
00:26:22Well, if she wasn't treating this place like a hostel.
00:26:25Three days sounds generous.
00:26:27You saw what she did to the guest room.
00:26:29It was like a suitcase exploded in there.
00:26:31Tabitha.
00:26:36Tabitha.
00:26:37She's been for a lot.
00:26:39Divorce.
00:26:40Moving out.
00:26:42Who knows what else?
00:26:44She can afford a hotel.
00:26:47Listen.
00:26:47Listen.
00:26:48I can't just give her a time limit.
00:26:51She's my sister.
00:26:53And she stays as long as she needs to.
00:26:55Oh.
00:26:56So forever then?
00:26:57No, not forever.
00:26:58Just until she sort things out.
00:27:02She'll never figure things out.
00:27:04Whatever, man.
00:27:06I have limits.
00:27:08And we're rapidly approaching mine.
00:27:12Well.
00:27:14I'll speak to her in the morning.
00:27:16Oh.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:18What exactly are you going to say?
00:27:22Cecil?
00:27:24Cecil?
00:27:30In our life of prayer
00:27:33I am alone but I hear you
00:27:38I know you're there
00:27:41I hear your words down in my soul
00:27:46I know your love is forever here, my friend
00:27:51OK, stop right there. Hold on a moment.
00:27:55I think we need a little bit more soul.
00:27:59Yes, more soul, everyone.
00:28:02And Margaret, you're shying away from the audience.
00:28:05I really need you to square your shoulders for me.
00:28:08Square your shoulders, Margaret.
00:28:11Right. From the top, OK.
00:28:14Ring the bells.
00:28:15Ring the bells, please.
00:28:17Four, three, two, one.
00:28:19Ring the bells, ring the bells
00:28:22A holiday celebration
00:28:26Ring the bells, ring the bells
00:28:30The fruits of God's creation
00:28:32What the?
00:28:33You just, that, I just...
00:28:37Oh...
00:28:38You, sir?
00:28:39Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.
00:28:41Who are you and what are you doing here?
00:28:45I was just looking for the bathroom.
00:28:47Excuse me, miss. This is a closed rehearsal.
00:28:51Hey, when nature calls, you just got to pick, right?
00:28:53Sandy, what the hell are you doing here?
00:28:55Oh, Cecil, was you showing me around?
00:28:58Oh.
00:28:59No disrespect?
00:29:00Sort of.
00:29:02This is Sandy Mitchell McDermott Simmons,
00:29:05my sister-in-law.
00:29:07I'm so, so sorry.
00:29:08I was just showing Sandy around.
00:29:11Oh, yeah, she told us already.
00:29:13You're putting her on the show?
00:29:14Look, can we just get back on track?
00:29:16Actually, we'll take five.
00:29:18We'll reset and come back sharper.
00:29:20Yes, take five, everyone, and stay sharp.
00:29:24Can I talk to you?
00:29:26Oh, oh, don't let me stop the magic.
00:29:29You ladies sounded like a flock of angels
00:29:31before I quash the party.
00:29:33Oh, we're just trying to keep up with her standards.
00:29:35Her standards?
00:29:37Honey, you're the stars of the show.
00:29:40Oh, you know, back when I was in Thailand,
00:29:42I was part of this little fire dancing troupe.
00:29:45Long story, but let me tell you,
00:29:47performing is all about letting go.
00:29:49You got to embrace the chaos.
00:29:51I don't think anybody needs any fire dancing tips.
00:29:54This is a choir after all, not Cirque du Soleil.
00:29:56Oh, I know, but a little chaos never hurt anyone, right?
00:30:00For instance, mid-performance,
00:30:02I lost my left eyebrow to a straight flame.
00:30:07Do you think they stopped the show?
00:30:09Oh, no, baby, the show must go on.
00:30:11Keep going.
00:30:12No eyebrow, but a whole lot of spirit.
00:30:17Curve, life's too short to take yourself seriously.
00:30:19You got to sing and dance
00:30:21and just hope your hair doesn't catch fire in the procession.
00:30:24Oh, I wish I had your confidence.
00:30:26Look, Sandy,
00:30:27I'm sure you've got plenty of exciting stories to tell elsewhere.
00:30:30Right, Cecil?
00:30:31You were just giving her a tour of the town?
00:30:33Uh, yeah.
00:30:34Goodbye.
00:30:35We got time for that later.
00:30:37Right now, I'm dying to know more about this fabulous choir.
00:30:41Sweetheart, you got a voice of an angel.
00:30:43Where do you learn to sing like that?
00:30:45Just here in the church, mainly.
00:30:47You know, I used to sing in high school,
00:30:49but then, you know, life takes over and...
00:30:52Well, you belong to Broadway, darling.
00:30:55With a little push,
00:30:56I bet you have them lining up outside the theatre.
00:30:59Right, Avita?
00:31:01Yes, Margaret sounds fantastic.
00:31:03But can we get back to rehearsing, please?
00:31:06Come on, sometimes you've got to let loose.
00:31:09What's life with the Lee Bradley fun, right?
00:31:12Oh, and honey, with those shoes,
00:31:15you could be dancing the tango.
00:31:17I love dancing.
00:31:18I wanted to try salsa.
00:31:21Salsa?
00:31:21That's the spirit.
00:31:23When I was in Cuba,
00:31:24I danced every night till my feet screamed.
00:31:28You see, the trick is to move your hips like you're touching.
00:31:31All right, that's enough.
00:31:32We've got a schedule.
00:31:33Can we just get back to practising, please?
00:31:35Busy?
00:31:36Nah, I'm here to stay.
00:31:38Besides, I'm just getting warmed up.
00:31:41What's the rush, Tabby?
00:31:42You don't want to stay for all this energy, right?
00:31:46Tabby.
00:31:46Yes, Tabby.
00:31:48When energy comes in,
00:31:49great performers reach out and grab it.
00:31:52We could do with a little bit more energy rounds here.
00:31:54What exactly are you suggesting, Sebastian?
00:31:57Hmm.
00:31:59Do you realise what you've done?
00:32:02What are you talking about?
00:32:03What am I talking about?
00:32:04Sebastian offered her a part in the Harvest Festival.
00:32:07My big solo's going to be ruined.
00:32:09She's just going to turn it into a circus act.
00:32:14Just hold on.
00:32:15Maybe it's not a bad idea.
00:32:18You know, just the choir seemed to like her.
00:32:22Who knows she'll even make the show better?
00:32:25Better?
00:32:26Are you out of your mind?
00:32:27She's a walking disaster.
00:32:29She almost knocked everything down.
00:32:31Now Sebastian thinks she's got the right energy
00:32:33to bring this performance to life.
00:32:35Energy.
00:32:36Look.
00:32:37It's not my fault, Sebastian, after the part.
00:32:40I didn't suggest it.
00:32:43Maybe you'll see something that we don't...
00:32:45Maybe Sandy's the wild card at the show
00:32:47needs for it to stand out.
00:32:49Yeah, she's a wild card, right?
00:32:51And yeah, I'm sure she will stand out.
00:32:53You're the one who brought her to the rehearsal.
00:32:55Now she's going to derail everything.
00:32:58And what was I supposed to do?
00:32:59Maybe you were supposed to stop her
00:33:01before she started teaching salsa lessons to the choir.
00:33:05That would have been great.
00:33:07Now she's going to ruin everything that I've worked for.
00:33:10Now she's here in my house using my shower
00:33:13and tomorrow she's going to be prancing around on stage,
00:33:16ruining everything.
00:33:18I put the effort into this performance
00:33:20and she's just taken over.
00:33:23Well, at least she's got a bit of confidence.
00:33:28It's not funny.
00:33:30The church is relying on this, Cecil.
00:33:34Now I'm going to get overshadowed.
00:33:37Me.
00:33:37The one who actually worked for this.
00:33:42Tabitha.
00:33:49I get it.
00:33:51I really do.
00:33:53What?
00:33:54Maybe she's not as bad as you think.
00:33:57Oh, please.
00:33:58She doesn't belong in a church choir.
00:34:00She belongs in Vegas.
00:34:01Oh, Tabitha.
00:34:02Just relax.
00:34:04Sebastian would never offer the party
00:34:05if I never thought it would work.
00:34:07You don't get it.
00:34:08This is just my eighth grade performance all over again.
00:34:11Huh?
00:34:12I've always wanted to sing, Cecil.
00:34:15Babe, you do?
00:34:16Yeah, but I've always wanted to perform on stage.
00:34:19It's been my dream.
00:34:22Ever since I was young,
00:34:23like, I had...
00:34:24We had this talent show
00:34:25and I was supposed to perform this opera song
00:34:28that I'd rehearsed for weeks.
00:34:29And when it was time for my big performance,
00:34:32there was this goofy football team
00:34:34that performed before me.
00:34:36And after their performance,
00:34:38everyone was just laughing and giggling
00:34:39and joking around.
00:34:42I sang, I poured my heart out,
00:34:45but no one listened.
00:34:46So nobody listened?
00:34:49What's the big deal?
00:34:50It is a big deal.
00:34:53Now I just...
00:34:54I'm just so fixated on
00:34:55wanting to make sure everything is perfect
00:34:57so I don't relive
00:34:58that whole situation again.
00:35:01And...
00:35:02It just feels like
00:35:03history's repeating itself.
00:35:11Remember,
00:35:12what happens in choir
00:35:13stays in choir.
00:35:15Right, everyone.
00:35:15Oh!
00:35:16Focus.
00:35:17Oh.
00:35:18We need to stay on track
00:35:19for the Harvest Festival.
00:35:20Hey, we've been waiting for you.
00:35:22Why did you so long to get here?
00:35:24I had to clean my bathroom
00:35:25because it was a bit of a mess.
00:35:28Shut up.
00:35:29Me and me are freaking your own time.
00:35:31We got a show to rehearse for, Tabby.
00:35:33Yes, we do.
00:35:34OK, let's get started.
00:35:37Ring the bells, ring the bells,
00:35:41the harvest celebration.
00:35:45Ring the bells, ring the bells,
00:35:48the fruits of God's creation.
00:35:52In a world so much suffering and pain,
00:35:58we must feed all we can
00:36:00so there's no hunger again.
00:36:04Lift our spirits and lift our nation.
00:36:07Let us enjoy your creation.
00:36:11Bring us together so whole we share.
00:36:14One God, one body, one prayer.
00:36:17Community spirit we gather and share.
00:36:20And so we have a brighter day.
00:36:22Hold up! Hold up!
00:36:23What is it, Sandy?
00:36:25What if you try that note
00:36:27but with a little more humph,
00:36:29like this.
00:36:30But soon,
00:36:31sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun.
00:36:34We are brighter, brighter, brighter, brighter, brighter, brighter.
00:36:38Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
00:36:40Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
00:36:43See?
00:36:44More pizzazz.
00:36:46look i appreciate your creativity i like it i like it adds a layer of depth and excitement to
00:36:52it what do you think father paul absolutely it gives that broadway flair do you really think it
00:37:01would work absolutely you know let's try that again but more energy this time all right let's
00:37:08try and see three two one sing ring the bells ring the bells the fruits of god's creation
00:37:28in a world so much suffering and pain
00:37:34we must feed who we can so there's no hunger again lift our spirits and lift our nation let us
00:37:44enjoy
00:37:44your creation bring us together so whole we share one god one body one prayer
00:37:52community spirit we gather and pray and so we have a brighter day
00:38:03that's it that's it that's it try again now but even more energy okay
00:38:14okay three two one sing in the world so myself can you just let me sing please
00:38:29um do you need a break tabby no it's fine let's just get on with it no i think you
00:38:34need a break tabby um
00:38:36um we'll take 10 and um we'll wait for tabitha to re-center herself yeah i think that's a good
00:38:42idea
00:38:42wrong
00:38:54cecil
00:39:00cecil
00:39:14cecil
00:39:17um
00:39:24um
00:39:25um
00:39:31um
00:39:33um
00:39:36um
00:39:38you were hot huh
00:39:44where are you
00:39:48the pub of all places
00:39:57thank you for calling please leave you did not just send me to voicemail
00:40:06cecil
00:40:06cecil oh
00:40:07tell me for what on earth are you doing come join us man oh man i'm in trouble
00:40:14i come home what do i find no dinner a disaster zone of a house this is ridiculous
00:40:21i'm just trying to have a little bit of fun you know what's the problem yeah who needs dinner when
00:40:26i'm not talking to you i'm talking to him
00:40:29calm down tiger how can i calm down when i found this
00:40:32hot hot
00:40:33you weren't hot you were cleaning up your mess with your shirt
00:40:38well it does look like a hot mess
00:40:42it's not
00:40:42it's not funny this shirt is a symbol of our marriage it represents how you're never focused on what
00:40:49really matters you're not focused on supporting me instead your head is always in the clouds that's
00:40:54why you're such a class like your sister
00:41:00my sister i like the way my sister i like the way she is
00:41:06and uh maybe the sick of you treating me like your little servant
00:41:11maybe there's things that i want to do if i thought of that
00:41:16is that it now you don't want to make dinner you just want to have fun
00:41:21i don't know it's nice to let loose once in a while okay well you've had your fun
00:41:27now you can go and make dinner or do you want to keep drinking
00:41:39well oh well well
00:41:50hey
00:41:52hey
00:41:53hey
00:41:55hey
00:41:56hey
00:41:56hey
00:41:57hey
00:42:15I'm just going to focus on my solo
00:42:17and pretend that Sandy doesn't exist.
00:42:20She can't just waltz in here and steal my spotlight.
00:42:25You know, ignoring her?
00:42:27It may not work out as good as you think.
00:42:30Oh, please. I'll show her.
00:42:33She'll get the silent treatment until she realizes
00:42:35that I'm the star of the show.
00:42:37I'm sure everyone will grow tired of her antics sooner or later.
00:42:40I don't think so.
00:42:41Last night, when we went out,
00:42:44she took us all out for dinner and drinks,
00:42:46and she paid for everything.
00:42:48She's fun and generous.
00:42:51Of course she is.
00:42:52She should be really putting that towards a hotel.
00:42:54Oh!
00:42:58Come on.
00:42:58What's really going on?
00:42:59I just...
00:43:02Everyone's all over her like she's some kind of a saint.
00:43:05And she's over there getting all the attention.
00:43:08My attention.
00:43:09I'm supposed to be the star of the show, Margaret.
00:43:11But no-one seems to care anymore.
00:43:15And Cecil...
00:43:17He's not the same.
00:43:18He's changing.
00:43:19It's like Sandy turns up,
00:43:21and all of a sudden he's a different person.
00:43:23More relaxed, more confident.
00:43:25I don't...
00:43:26I mean, he's always been my rock,
00:43:28but...
00:43:28I don't know.
00:43:29I feel like I'm losing him.
00:43:31I just...
00:43:32I don't understand.
00:43:35This festival was supposed to be my moment.
00:43:38Now I'm not even sure I have a moment anymore.
00:43:41I get it, Tabitha.
00:43:43You know, you've always been the limelight.
00:43:45The one everybody looks up to.
00:43:48And you've worked really hard for that.
00:43:50I understand.
00:43:52But Tabitha,
00:43:54sometimes you've got to learn to share the limelight.
00:43:56You cannot always be the centre of attention.
00:44:00You know, Sandy, for example,
00:44:03you've got to give her a little bit of a limelight.
00:44:04Have you ever thought that maybe she needs this more than you realise?
00:44:08Yeah, but it's always been me.
00:44:09I've always been the one that people rely on.
00:44:12The one that people turn to.
00:44:14Without that, what am I?
00:44:16You're still you.
00:44:18No-one's going to take that away from you.
00:44:23Listen, sometimes if you give others a chance,
00:44:26it makes you look extremely powerful.
00:44:28And that's a different kind of power.
00:44:30One that will never diminish.
00:44:34Yeah, but not her.
00:44:36Anyone but her.
00:44:39In God we trust.
00:44:44He brings warmth to my day.
00:44:48He hears my call.
00:44:53And his special soul.
00:44:55Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:44:57I got some idea with her when I was out dancing last night.
00:45:00This show is way too much standing around in it.
00:45:02We're going on radio, not TV.
00:45:04Can you just sit back down so we can practise?
00:45:06Actually, no, hold on a moment.
00:45:08Tabby, I want you to sing your part.
00:45:10And I want everyone to follow Sandy's lead and dance like her.
00:45:15What?
00:45:16You want us to move?
00:45:17Yeah, we've got to put some originality into this.
00:45:20We can't let the audience know all our secrets.
00:45:22Dancing is a good way to keep the energy up.
00:45:25You can't be serious.
00:45:27Yeah, I'm serious.
00:45:28You didn't see how good I'd look from here.
00:45:30Now let's get some movement in this solo and try again.
00:45:36In God we trust.
00:45:41He brings warmth to my day.
00:45:45He hears my call.
00:45:48And his special soul I say.
00:45:53Praise to him and all that rejoice.
00:45:57Praise to the Lord and let him hear my voice.
00:46:11You scared me.
00:46:12I'm sorry, Margaret.
00:46:13I can't take it anymore.
00:46:14She's ruining everything.
00:46:15Whoa, calm down.
00:46:17She doesn't understand the concept of solo.
00:46:20And on top of that, I want to know who she really is.
00:46:23She just dropped out of the sky onto my doorstep.
00:46:26What's her deal?
00:46:27Why is she even here?
00:46:29How should I know?
00:46:31You know, someone who can find out.
00:46:34You mean my husband.
00:46:35Exactly.
00:46:37But I thought private investigators were a little extreme.
00:46:41Well, extreme situations call for extreme measures.
00:46:45Are you sure that's the best way to go about this?
00:46:47Yes, I'm sure.
00:46:49She can't just waltz in like she owns the place.
00:46:51Now, can you connect me to your husband or what?
00:46:59I'm sure you're looking for the best of the best of private investigators.
00:47:05Well, I'm just looking for a private investigator.
00:47:13Well, you got the best of the best.
00:47:16I need you to help me investigate someone.
00:47:19Her name is Sandy Mitchell McDermott Simmons.
00:47:24Okay.
00:47:25What's her deal?
00:47:26She's just taken over the church, stolen my spotlight, and she's turning everything upside
00:47:31down.
00:47:31I need something that can help me regain my position in the church.
00:47:35Okay, well, you've come to the right place.
00:47:38I've got a nose for dirt and a eye for detail.
00:47:41Let's see what I can uncover.
00:47:43Is that all you need?
00:47:44Just her name?
00:47:46Trust me.
00:47:47It's more than enough.
00:47:51Especially with a name like Sandy Mitchell McDermott Simmons.
00:47:56I'll dig deep.
00:47:57Way deeper than anybody else could.
00:47:59You'll see.
00:48:00Well, I hope you can deliver.
00:48:02I need this.
00:48:05Don't worry.
00:48:06You're in good hands.
00:48:08I'm not just any investigator.
00:48:10I'm the best of the best.
00:48:15Yeah, you showed me that already.
00:48:37I love you.
00:48:43Put some sprinkle in it.
00:48:45Sprinkles.
00:48:46We need more sprinkles.
00:48:47Hey, more sprinkles.
00:48:52Whoa.
00:48:53We need more sprinkles.
00:48:56More sprinkles.
00:48:58More sprinkles.
00:48:59You can never have to make a sprinkle.
00:49:01Hey, more sprinkles.
00:49:04Babe.
00:49:06Surprise.
00:49:08We're making dessert?
00:49:09Well, well.
00:49:10What a lovely mess we have here.
00:49:12We're making dessert?
00:49:14It looks like a lovely project.
00:49:18Just one question.
00:49:20What happened to my kitchen?
00:49:22Oh.
00:49:25It's a little, small little flower fight.
00:49:32Well, I can see you two are getting on splendidly.
00:49:34I don't want to interfere.
00:49:36I'm going to go to bed early.
00:49:38Yeah.
00:49:38I just wanted to update you on our sleeping arrangements.
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:43Okay.
00:49:44You're allowed to sleep in the bed again.
00:49:47Really?
00:49:48Well, I, to be honest, I thought all this mess would have got me another week on the couch.
00:49:54The spare room's going to be free pretty soon.
00:49:57Have it done!
00:50:02Ring the bells, ring the bells, the harvest celebration.
00:50:20Bring us together so all we share, one God, one body, one prayer.
00:50:42You know what, Sebastian?
00:50:44I've been thinking.
00:50:47If the church ever closes, God forbid, I might start my own faith-based singing reality show.
00:50:54Yeah.
00:50:55A singing show?
00:50:56Oh, yes.
00:50:57Picture it.
00:50:59Father Paul's heavenly harmonies.
00:51:01We would travel from church to church, finding that next big voice in gospel.
00:51:06And I'd play the judge and the host.
00:51:09It's divine.
00:51:11Sounds a bit ambitious.
00:51:13Ambitious?
00:51:14Sebastian, I could see it now.
00:51:17All of the church ladies would audition and I would sit there like Simon Cowell.
00:51:22You know, but holier.
00:51:24And I would say things like, your falsetto is a blessing, but your pitch could use some prayer.
00:51:35And what would the grand prize be a recording contract with the Vatican?
00:51:39Exactly.
00:51:41And maybe even a lifetime supply of communion wafers.
00:51:47Oh, Father.
00:51:50While I appreciate your creativity, reality TV might not be in your wheelhouse.
00:51:57Yes.
00:51:58Yeah, it's a little bit more complicated than running choir practice.
00:52:03You don't think I'd be good at it?
00:52:08Um, well, let's just say your strengths lie in more traditional forms of ministry.
00:52:14And reality TV, it's, um, how can I put this?
00:52:22Merciless.
00:52:24But I've got charisma, right?
00:52:26I mean, people love me.
00:52:28I could even have a catchphrase.
00:52:30After a bad performance, I could say,
00:52:33Forgive me, my child, for that was a sin against music.
00:52:38You've got spirit.
00:52:39I'll give you that.
00:52:41That's why I think we'd make such a good team.
00:52:45You could direct the shows.
00:52:47I've already pictured you in one of those fancy judge chairs,
00:52:50turning around dramatically like,
00:52:52Boom, there's the voice.
00:52:56I think I'll stick to choirs, thank you.
00:52:59Less drama, fewer reality TV tropes, you know?
00:53:04Of course, of course.
00:53:06You're right.
00:53:07Choir is where my heart is.
00:53:09But, you know, if we ever need a backup plan,
00:53:13Father Paul's heavenly harmonies is always on the table.
00:53:18Here's to the choir.
00:53:21And to keeping you off television.
00:53:27And to Sandy, too.
00:53:28The girls are really excited about her performance.
00:53:32She's got the star quality, you know?
00:53:35Oh, darling, everyone nice.
00:53:42What have you got?
00:53:47So, I did a deep dive into Sandy's online presence.
00:53:52She doesn't have an online presence.
00:53:55Oh, yes, she does.
00:53:58And public records.
00:54:00Let's just say the woman has quite a history.
00:54:03All right.
00:54:04What did you find?
00:54:07Get ready for this.
00:54:11She has a knack for schemes.
00:54:13Have you ever heard of the Pyramid Scheme Yoga Retreat?
00:54:17What's that?
00:54:18Just what it sounds like.
00:54:20People forked out thousands for yoga while being promised that they'd make money while recruiting others.
00:54:28It's a classic.
00:54:30And Sandy, she's a master at these things.
00:54:35Okay.
00:54:37Is that all?
00:54:38Oh, no, no.
00:54:39Not even close.
00:54:43Check this out.
00:54:45She was also behind the herbal tea scandal.
00:54:50The miracle herbal tea scandal.
00:54:55Sold like hotcakes.
00:54:57But it was just plain old regular tea wrapped up in a fancy lake.
00:55:02Are you serious?
00:55:04That's perfect.
00:55:06Hold on, hold on.
00:55:07There's more.
00:55:10This woman's life is a wild ride of scams.
00:55:14She's dabbled in everything from self-help seminars to exclusive online auctions.
00:55:27There are more red flags here than a bullfight.
00:55:32She has a history of jumping from hustle to hustle.
00:55:38And she's never even left the country.
00:55:41What a fraud.
00:55:43That's exactly what I needed.
00:55:46I knew you'd love it.
00:55:48I've got everything documented.
00:55:51Newspaper articles, social media posts, even some scathing customer reviews.
00:56:00What thief?
00:56:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:03She's not a thief.
00:56:05A thief steals quickly behind your back.
00:56:08Sandy's a scam artist.
00:56:11The scam artist steals slowly right in front of you.
00:56:17So, the only question is, what is she stealing?
00:56:22If you can figure that out, you'll get her in the act.
00:56:29Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:31Are you OK?
00:56:34What's wrong with you? Right, where are we going?
00:56:36Oxford Street, I already told you. Right.
00:56:40Oxford Street, please. Thank you.
00:56:43All right. Thank you very much.
00:56:44OK, so here's what you... Wait.
00:56:46First, you need to learn this word. Je t'achète.
00:56:49Je t'achète? Ce que tu veux.
00:56:50Ce que tu... Yeah, let's look at this thing. OK, OK, OK.
00:56:53OK, should I call her?
00:56:54Uh, well... Yeah, yeah, because you have a lot of mouth.
00:56:57Without Tabitha, she's nothing. Oh, really?
00:56:59Nobody!
00:57:02Nobody!
00:57:04Nobody!
00:57:17What are you hiding?
00:57:31No...
00:57:43No...
00:57:44No...
00:58:07I mean, there's no cash in this house.
00:58:12What are you off, Dahl?
00:58:23That's it.
00:58:47What are you off, Dahl?
00:59:15What are you off, Dahl?
00:59:22What are you off?
00:59:52What are you off, Dahl?
00:59:55What are you off, Dahl?
00:59:59What are you off, Dahl?
01:00:01What are you off, Dahl?
01:00:01What are you off, Dahl?
01:00:15What are you off, Dahl?
01:00:27What are you off, Dahl?
01:00:57What are you off, Dahl?
01:01:03Oh, Dahl?
01:01:04What are you off, Dahl?
01:01:05You don't believe what I found.
01:01:09Lay it on me, Dahl, what have you got?
01:01:17So, this is a St. Jude's Relic.
01:01:20It's supposed to weigh about 10 pounds and stand two feet tall.
01:01:24But here's the kicker.
01:01:26The one in the church is only four pounds and barely a foot.
01:01:29You're serious?
01:01:34How many of these have you found?
01:01:36Well, I've counted about 11 so far.
01:01:39This one is actually the gold statue of St. Teresa.
01:01:44It's supposed to be solid gold,
01:01:45but the one in the church is brass, but gold painted.
01:01:49Wow.
01:01:50She really thought she could get away with it.
01:01:53See?
01:01:54They're all wrong.
01:01:58All of this is gold, pun intended.
01:02:02But we need a plan.
01:02:05Well, I reckon at the next church event,
01:02:09I'll set up a trap for her.
01:02:11When she tries to swap another one out,
01:02:13we'll be ready for her.
01:02:14We can catch her in the act.
01:02:18I like the way you think.
01:02:24These are easy to hide,
01:02:27and they have a GPS homing device built in.
01:02:30Just put them on the remaining valuables,
01:02:33and if she takes one, you'll know it.
01:02:36Are you serious?
01:02:39All right.
01:02:41Well, if we can track her to the stolen goods,
01:02:44we'll have proof.
01:02:45Then we'll show it to Father Paul
01:02:47and the rest of the congregation.
01:02:48That'll be enough evidence that we need to show them
01:02:50how much of a fraud she is.
01:02:53And I'll take all this evidence
01:02:56and put it into a neat presentation.
01:03:00Once they see the side-by-side comparisons,
01:03:03she won't have a leg to stand on.
01:03:07This is going to be the best reveal in church history.
01:03:12Wow.
01:03:13You've really done your homework, Tabitha.
01:03:16This is going to be one for the books.
01:03:22I'll even add some dramatic music for effect when we reveal it.
01:03:27Let's not get too carried away now.
01:03:28Let's keep it classy.
01:03:30I just can't believe how deep this goes.
01:03:33Wow.
01:03:33It's actually infuriating.
01:03:37Well, you're not alone in this anymore.
01:03:41We'll get to the bottom of it.
01:03:44It's time for me to take back my church.
01:03:49Well, let's get this show on the road.
01:03:52It's time to turn the tables.
01:03:56I can't believe when it's almost here.
01:03:59The Harvest Festival is going to be amazing.
01:04:04Oh, and the dancing?
01:04:05The dancing is going to blow everyone away.
01:04:09But they love the new part for our dance.
01:04:11Oh, my God.
01:04:13Oh, yes, Sandy.
01:04:15You've made quite the impact.
01:04:17All those changes that you've made,
01:04:19it's really going to be a night no-one forgets.
01:04:22Yeah, it's going to be something, huh?
01:04:24You know, I can't wait to see you two out there together.
01:04:27You know, I've never ever seen a choir ever so lively like this before.
01:04:32Oh, yes, the girls are having so much fun with it.
01:04:37But you can feel the energy, you know?
01:04:40It's really going to get people moving.
01:04:42I'm sure all eyes are going to be on you, with all the special touches that you've added.
01:04:49It's going to be all eyes on you during the celebrations.
01:04:52Oh, stop.
01:04:54It's not all about me.
01:04:56It's a group effort.
01:04:58But the dancing will set things up for sure.
01:05:02Mm-hmm.
01:05:04It's really going to get people out of the seat.
01:05:07Just wait.
01:05:09Hm.
01:05:10I don't doubt it.
01:05:11It's all about making movements, isn't it?
01:05:14All those slight movements that no-one notices at first,
01:05:17but by the end of the night, everyone will see what's been really going on.
01:05:20You know something?
01:05:21I've got to say, this whole thing sounds amazing.
01:05:25You know, thought chat stuff could have been this fun.
01:05:30Maybe it's a good thing Sandy would come after my heart tabs.
01:05:35Yes, it's been an enlightening experience.
01:05:38It's interesting how someone new can teach you so much about what's important.
01:05:42Isn't it, Sandy?
01:05:44Absolutely.
01:05:45You've got to shake things up to keep it fresh.
01:05:47I've always believed that.
01:05:50If you're not willing to change, you get left behind.
01:05:52Mm-hmm.
01:05:54Change, yes.
01:05:56But sometimes, it's also interesting to find out what people are really capable of
01:06:00when you push them to their limits.
01:06:02Well, I'm all about pushing boundaries, so...
01:06:05I'm in my limit.
01:06:07I'm sure we'll get to see how far you're willing to go on Friday night.
01:06:11I'll be watching very closely.
01:06:16SHE LAUGHS
01:06:18Sis?
01:06:19You better be on your best behaviour, cos my lovely Tammy Fahir
01:06:24has them lovely, pretty eyes...
01:06:27..watching you.
01:06:28SHE LAUGHS
01:06:30Oh, I wouldn't miss a thing, after all.
01:06:33What would the Harvest Festival be without you there in the spotlight
01:06:37showing everyone how it's done?
01:06:39Right.
01:06:40I'm going to make sure it's the best one, yeah?
01:06:45I'm sure it will be.
01:06:47I am.
01:06:51Sorry.
01:06:52Oh, it's so slow.
01:06:57Tabitha, what are you doing?
01:06:59Oh, just Harry's GPS stickers for insurance.
01:07:04Insurance for what?
01:07:06Margaret, do you know what Sandy's been doing?
01:07:09What are you talking about?
01:07:10She's been stealing from the church.
01:07:13Swapping out all our precious artefacts for cheap replicas.
01:07:17I've had everything measured, weighed, compared.
01:07:20The sizes are off, the weights are wrong.
01:07:23For all the artefacts, and that's just what we know so far.
01:07:26But why would Sandy do something like that?
01:07:29Why does anybody do anything?
01:07:31For money, the thrill of it, whatever the reason.
01:07:34She's been getting away with it.
01:07:35But not for much longer.
01:07:38But how did you figure this all out?
01:07:41Harry did.
01:07:42Your husband's connection was a godsend.
01:07:44I've got all the documentation, pictures, measurements.
01:07:47She can't get away with this, Margaret.
01:07:51Well, I'm happy to help, but stealing from the church? Sandy?
01:07:58This just, this is unbelievable.
01:08:01Well, believe it.
01:08:04You really thought of everything.
01:08:06I always do.
01:08:08Well, what if she suspects something?
01:08:12She won't.
01:08:14Not until it's too late.
01:08:16And by that point, she'll sleep up, and I'll be ready to catch her.
01:08:27She really never runs out of energy, huh?
01:08:31If they ever run out of power at the harvest fest, just stick a mark in front of her.
01:08:35You know, that voice fest would light her the whole block.
01:08:38She's...
01:08:40Uncontainable.
01:08:41Isn't she?
01:08:42I'm sure someone will contain her eventually.
01:08:46Babe.
01:08:48Are you sure you're okay with all these changes?
01:08:51I mean...
01:08:52I think the dance that she added to your solo is, you know, something.
01:08:57Oh, I'm absolutely fine, Cecil.
01:08:59In fact, I'm thrilled.
01:09:01The more Sandy shines tonight, the more everyone will see her true colours.
01:09:04Oh.
01:09:06So that's why you're putting on I'm definitely planning something outfit.
01:09:10Feels like you're about to accept a CEO award or start a very, very polite war.
01:09:15Oh, you know me.
01:09:16I always like to be prepared for anything.
01:09:19Mm, I know.
01:09:20Hey, Tabs.
01:09:20Do you think they have a spotlight on me for the finale?
01:09:24I'm really feeling like I'm the star tonight.
01:09:27Jesus.
01:09:29So we've downgraded from Tabby to Tabs, huh?
01:09:32Oh.
01:09:33I'm sure the spotlight will find you one way or another, Sandy.
01:09:37Well, you're in a good mood tonight, Tabs.
01:09:42Don't even think about it.
01:09:43I mean, I mean...
01:09:44All right, all right.
01:09:46I mean, Tabitha.
01:09:47Maybe you and Sandy are finally bonding.
01:09:50You know, this could be a good turning point.
01:09:53You know, sister-in-laws that sling together.
01:09:56Stay together.
01:09:58I'm sure we're going to be even closer after tonight.
01:10:02Well, whatever happens, I'm proud of you.
01:10:06I mean...
01:10:07Tabitha.
01:10:09Maybe you and Sandy are finally bonding, huh?
01:10:13You know, this could be a turning point.
01:10:18You guys ready?
01:10:19This is going to be epic!
01:10:22Oh, yes, Sandy, I'm sure it's going to be epic.
01:10:25Well, sounds like I should all my applause.
01:10:31You two, beautiful ladies of mine, are going to be great.
01:10:36Just don't...
01:10:38Don't...
01:10:38Just don't make any faints, okay?
01:10:42Come on, my beautiful wife.
01:10:46My beautiful sister.
01:10:49Shall we?
01:10:51We'd be honoured.
01:10:52Yes, go.
01:10:53But first, men first, okay?
01:10:55All right, men first, thank you.
01:10:57Oh!
01:11:22Big night, huh?
01:11:23I got a feeling this is going to be one for this book.
01:11:26Oh!
01:11:27I've got to run to the bathroom real quick.
01:11:29Right back.
01:11:42You're top of all right?
01:11:44Uh, uh, yeah.
01:11:46Solo, senior.
01:11:47Mm-hmm.
01:11:47Pretty big day today.
01:11:49How are you feeling?
01:11:52Excited?
01:11:53Nervous?
01:11:54One of the gold crucifixes just got taken.
01:11:56What?
01:11:58Uh, sorry.
01:12:08Tabitha?
01:12:09What are you doing back here?
01:12:11You...
01:12:12I know what you've been doing.
01:12:14I was doing well, yeah.
01:12:15I've been in the bathroom.
01:12:16You've been stealing from the church.
01:12:18Replacing artefacts.
01:12:19You think you're so clever, don't you?
01:12:22I've been tracking everything.
01:12:24I've been watching you.
01:12:26What? Tabitha?
01:12:27I don't know what you're talking about.
01:12:29I didn't steal anything.
01:12:31You think you're going to fool everyone?
01:12:33Not tonight.
01:12:34I have proof.
01:12:36I haven't done anything.
01:12:38You're acting crazy.
01:12:39Uh...
01:12:40Look.
01:12:40There it is.
01:12:42It's moving.
01:12:43I know it's you.
01:12:44You've been caught red-handed.
01:12:46Tabitha, that's not me.
01:12:47I don't even know what this is.
01:12:49I've been in the bathroom.
01:12:50Don't lie to me.
01:12:52I'm going to make sure everyone knows what you've done.
01:12:55You've got it all wrong.
01:12:57I'm not your enemy.
01:12:59I don't know why you're doing this,
01:13:02but I swear I'm not who you think I am.
01:13:06You don't fool me, Sandy.
01:13:08You might have charmed everyone else,
01:13:10but I see right through you.
01:13:15Tabitha, I don't want to fight with you.
01:13:18I just want us to get along.
01:13:20Whatever you think I've done, I promise it's not true.
01:13:25I'm not your enemy, Tabitha.
01:13:28But look, the gold crucifix is moving again.
01:13:32I think we need to follow it.
01:13:35What's going on?
01:13:37We need to go after it.
01:13:40I think it's leading us somewhere important.
01:13:42Where?
01:13:42The parish office.
01:13:44Did someone say parish office?
01:13:46Come in.
01:13:47Okay, guys, the mics are about to roll.
01:13:50Are we ready?
01:13:51No!
01:13:52What?
01:13:53Long story.
01:13:54I ain't no time to tell it.
01:13:55Let's go.
01:14:02Father Paul?
01:14:04Tabitha, I...
01:14:05What are you doing?
01:14:07So you are the one that's been stealing all of this time?
01:14:12I'm not stealing.
01:14:14Yes you were.
01:14:15We caught you.
01:14:17I'm hiding them.
01:14:19Hiding them?
01:14:21Yes.
01:14:22The archdiocese has asked me to replace all the relics with fakes.
01:14:28We're going to go broke soon and they didn't want the bank to take our assets to pay off our
01:14:34debts.
01:14:37Oh.
01:14:38You're not a criminal.
01:14:40You've just been trying to protect the relics.
01:14:43I'm sorry I did it so secretly.
01:14:46I just didn't want to cause panic in the congregation.
01:14:50Okay, everyone, please listen.
01:14:52I have something to say.
01:14:56I know the church has been through a difficult time.
01:15:00And Father Paul has made some terrible choices.
01:15:05But I believe we can turn it around.
01:15:07Oh, please Sandy, now is not the time for a motivational speech, okay?
01:15:10The Harvest Fest is over.
01:15:12The church is over.
01:15:13No, please listen.
01:15:15In my worldly travel...
01:15:17Oh, will you stop?
01:15:18Like, we know you're a fake, okay?
01:15:20No, hear me out.
01:15:22In my worldly travel, I was briefly married to a big tech investor.
01:15:28He was a nut job and when we got divorced, he flooded the internet with all kinds of lies about
01:15:35me.
01:15:36Saying I was a criminal and a scam artist and recluse.
01:15:41It was all lies.
01:15:44It was a crazy ordeal and it took everything in me to fight back.
01:15:51But I sued him.
01:15:54And I won.
01:15:56I was awarded lots of money.
01:16:00I want to use that money to pay off the church debt.
01:16:04You could do that for us?
01:16:07Absolutely.
01:16:08This church is a pillar of our community.
01:16:10It is just to thrive, not to struggle under the weight of debt.
01:16:15But you don't even know how much we owe.
01:16:19Trust me. I have enough to pay it off.
01:16:22Or I could still sell my house in South Gordon.
01:16:26What?
01:16:27I know I came into your life like a whirlwind.
01:16:30But I'm not here to take anything away from you.
01:16:33I just want to be a part of this family.
01:16:39But...
01:16:40I mean the church does mean a lot to all of us.
01:16:44You would be willing to use your money like that?
01:16:57When my dad took me away...
01:17:03It was the worst day of my life.
01:17:08You remember how he always hated those messy, crazy side of me.
01:17:16He said I wasn't behaving like a proper young lady.
01:17:24Nobody would ever want me.
01:17:30So I shrank.
01:17:34And I tried to become the woman he wanted me to be.
01:17:38You know?
01:17:40Anything for his approval.
01:17:46And after the divorce...
01:17:49Well...
01:17:50I was a shadow myself.
01:17:54I didn't even know who I was anymore.
01:17:59I know I can be a bit too much.
01:18:01And even a bit of a...
01:18:05Clutch.
01:18:10But you know what?
01:18:11I learned to embrace every part of me.
01:18:15Even the messy, weird, quirky side of me.
01:18:21What?
01:18:24Therapy helped me understand that I was running away from the person who truly accepted me for me.
01:18:30My brother.
01:18:36That's why I came back.
01:18:40But what I didn't expect...
01:18:42Was for this church...
01:18:45And this choir...
01:18:47To embrace me...
01:18:49The way you did.
01:18:52So see?
01:18:53It's not just about the money.
01:18:56It's about showing everyone that I care.
01:18:59I want to be here for you.
01:19:03For all of you.
01:19:07You know what?
01:19:08Maybe I've been so focused on protecting my place.
01:19:12But...
01:19:12I think it's time I let someone else in.
01:19:17We can do this together.
01:19:19I'm not here to replace anyone.
01:19:22I don't want to take anything away from you.
01:19:25I just want to support this community.
01:19:31You're a blessing, Sandy.
01:19:35You know what?
01:19:37You might just be the sister I never knew I needed.
01:19:40Really?
01:19:42Really.
01:19:46And you?
01:19:49I'm sorry I've been so hard on you.
01:19:51You're a good man.
01:19:53You know it's all good.
01:19:55You know it's all bad after all.
01:20:01OK, guys, listen.
01:20:03The mics are still about to drop.
01:20:06And Tabitha... Tabitha!
01:20:08It's showtime.
01:20:09This is the show you've been waiting for.
01:20:13Actually, Sebastian.
01:20:15What do you say we make this a duet?
01:20:19OK.
01:20:31Ring the bells.
01:20:33Ring the bells.
01:20:34All the celebration.
01:20:38Ring the bells.
01:20:39Ring the bells.
01:20:41The fruits of God's creation.
01:20:44In a world so much suffering and pain.
01:20:50We must feed all we can so there's no hunger again.
01:20:57Lift our spirits and lift our nation.
01:21:00Let us enjoy your creation.
01:21:04Bring us together so we share
01:21:06One God, one body, one prayer.
01:21:12Unity spirit, we gather and pray.
01:21:15Soon we have a brighter day.
01:21:19Ring the bells.
01:21:20Ring the bells.
01:21:22All the celebration.
01:21:25Ring the bells.
01:21:27Ring the bells.
01:21:29The fruits of God's creation.
01:21:32You've been so impressed.
01:21:34Playing fast day.
01:21:36Nice time for you to receive it.
01:21:39You've been so impressed.
01:21:41Playing fast day.
01:21:42Nice time for you to receive it.
01:21:46Ring the bells.
01:21:47It's time for harvest.
01:21:49Ring the bells.
01:21:51It's time for harvest.
01:21:52Ring the bells.
01:21:54Ring the bells.
01:21:55Yay!
01:22:02Ring the bell, ring the bell
01:22:05Brings of God's creation
01:22:08Ring the bell, ring the bell
01:22:11Brings of God's creation
01:22:15Woo-oo-oooh-ooooh
01:22:43In God we trust
01:22:47He brings warmth to our day
01:22:51He heals my heart
01:22:55And He's special, so I say
01:23:00Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:23:04Praise to the Lord and let Him hear my voice
01:23:15In God we trust
01:23:20He gave us faith and joy
01:23:23He spread His love
01:23:28To every boy and every girl
01:23:32Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:23:37Praise to the Lord and let Him hear my voice
01:23:47In God we trust
01:23:50In God we trust
01:23:51He brings warmth to our day
01:23:55He heals my heart
01:24:00And He's special, so I say
01:24:05Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:24:09Praise to the Lord and let Him hear my voice
01:24:19In God we trust
01:24:22In God we trust
01:24:25He gave us faith and joy
01:24:27His bread is love
01:24:32To every boy and every girl
01:24:36Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:24:41Praise to the Lord and let Him hear my voice
01:24:46Oh, yeah
01:25:05Well done everyone, look as well
01:25:07Look about
01:25:08Look, it's incredible performance
01:25:12Look, it's incredible performance
01:25:13Look, it's incredible performance
01:25:38Look, it's única
01:25:41Look, it's incredible wszystko
01:26:28You
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