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Full Episode of Oops, I Lied About S-e-x with My Stepbrother
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00:00:03What is that her? She's practically humped her textbooks. Big yikes.
00:00:13Okay, anyway, all-nighter aka slut-night rules are simple. Send a flirty text, three points.
00:00:21A hickey, five. Boxer briefs, eight. Oh, and get your hookup on tape. Perfect ten, straight to the crown.
00:00:30No more NPC energy. All-nighter. This is your chance to be somebody.
00:00:36Who's in? Prom Queen Ivy.
00:00:53That's Ivy. Ivy, Ivy, Ivy.
00:00:55Ivy! Ivy looks incredible.
00:01:03She should win. She's won.
00:01:08Move. Invisible nerds don't get front row seats.
00:01:13Excuse me, I'm right here. Hello? Did you hear me? I'm not invisible.
00:01:19Oh, I'm sorry. Who's talking?
00:01:26I'm in.
00:01:29I'm in.
00:01:44Oh, a nerd with a dream. Somebody's been watching too many inspo reels.
00:01:56You know what? Maybe I can help you with a makeover?
00:02:02Yeah.
00:02:03Watch out!
00:02:05Scissors.
00:02:14You know what I think of you? Nothing. Because you're a speck. Invisible. Worthless.
00:02:20Dolly!
00:02:24Forget about Mason. Even the pervy man at 7-eleven would never sleep with you.
00:02:39Loser.
00:02:46A minus Ivy.
00:02:50Harvard won't even look at girls like this.
00:02:55If you're invisible in the classroom, you'll be invisible in admissions.
00:03:02Stand out.
00:03:04Or disappear.
00:03:18Mason and I had sex.
00:03:26Okay.
00:03:27No wait. You're Delulu.
00:03:29Delulu.
00:03:31Wait. What?
00:03:35Wait.
00:03:36What?
00:03:39We had sex?
00:03:41What?
00:03:43Oh, Mason. Did you hear what she said?
00:03:45She said you guys hooked up.
00:04:13Oh!
00:04:15Do they actually hook up?
00:04:23Freak.
00:04:23I wouldn't hit that if we were the last two people on Earth.
00:04:26Oh!
00:04:27Oh!
00:04:31Hear that? You're just an attention whore.
00:04:34Liar.
00:04:38Liar.
00:04:39Liar.
00:04:40Liar.
00:04:41Liar.
00:04:42Liar.
00:04:43Liar.
00:04:43Liar.
00:04:46Asshole Mason Reed.
00:04:47I hate you.
00:04:52I can't leave high school as a total joke.
00:04:54I'm going to do the all-nighter and I'm going to win.
00:05:04Hey honey, I'll pick you up after school.
00:05:06Can you believe it's already move-in day?
00:05:08You'll finally meet Matthew and your step-brother.
00:05:16Your step-father is the head of your new school board.
00:05:19So be perfect.
00:05:21I won't let you ruin my dream life.
00:05:28Ivy!
00:05:29I'm Matthew.
00:05:31So great to meet you.
00:05:32Welcome home.
00:05:34This is your step-brother.
00:05:38Mason?
00:05:41That asshole is my new step-brother?
00:05:44What the hell are you doing here?
00:05:45What are you doing here?
00:05:51Mason.
00:05:52Do you know Ivy?
00:05:54From school.
00:05:56That's right!
00:05:57You must go to Trenton with Ivy.
00:05:59Well, that's just perfect.
00:06:02Oh yeah.
00:06:03Just perfect.
00:06:04Your daughter's really great at making a first impression.
00:06:07How could I forget?
00:06:08When it was publicly humiliating.
00:06:11Thanks.
00:06:12Ivy.
00:06:13Watch your tone.
00:06:16Apologize.
00:06:16What?
00:06:17You don't even know what happened!
00:06:19It's always my fault.
00:06:21It's okay, Laura.
00:06:22No need.
00:06:24Kids, you'll have plenty of time to figure it out.
00:06:35Get real.
00:06:36I'm not gonna play happy family with you.
00:06:39Real mature.
00:06:41I hate my life!
00:06:53I hate my own.
00:07:08I hate you.
00:07:12I love you.
00:07:12Everything okay?
00:07:18Tell me what's going on
00:07:29What's going on down there nothing mom just uh knocked over a vase
00:07:47Are you some kind of professional compulsive liar please you've never been invisible a single day in your life
00:07:55so what is your big ticket looking up with masonry it's kind of pathetic
00:08:04i hate you mason whatever i thought for you delete it i will never ever like you again
00:08:17hey mason don't forget your meeting with the college advisor tomorrow yeah got it
00:08:28mason i'm gonna be honest with you mason without a football scholarship college is up the table
00:08:35your grades aren't cutting it no i i can still play i just need time to heal
00:08:40mason you know what the doctor said you know what the doctor said
00:08:52mason
00:09:07mason you still have a chat but it's not on the field you need to pull your grades up in
00:09:12order to go to
00:09:13college i'm assigning you a tutor
00:09:31ivy this is mason mason this is your new tutor ivy
00:09:35huh you gotta be kidding me
00:09:38what not happening find someone else ivy wait
00:09:46do you want to go to college or not if you do you have no other choice
00:10:02That Mason Reed chasing after Ivy Foster.
00:10:06No way.
00:10:07They actually think...
00:10:08Funny.
00:10:09Being close to Mason Reed and suddenly everyone's looking.
00:10:13Maybe this is my shot to become Senior Queen.
00:10:20Alright, Foster.
00:10:22So what's the game plan?
00:10:24I am gonna throw the all-nighter party at our house.
00:10:27Senior challenge.
00:10:28You help me faking sex and I help you getting into college.
00:10:35What?
00:10:41Chill.
00:10:43It's fake.
00:10:44Remember?
00:10:45It's just to help me get Senior Queen and become the most popular girl on campus.
00:10:51You're insane.
00:10:53Come on.
00:10:54It's just for show.
00:10:56Hands off.
00:10:57Hearts off.
00:11:01Name your terms.
00:11:19Fine.
00:11:21No one can help we live together.
00:11:23If you're invisible in the classroom, you'll be invisible in admissions.
00:11:29Deal.
00:11:31Desperate times call for desperate measures.
00:11:34Shake on it.
00:11:36This is gonna blow up in my face.
00:11:42Tonight's homework.
00:11:43Sex tape choreography.
00:11:46The party's in boardings.
00:11:58What?
00:12:00Sex?
00:12:01Choreography?
00:12:02You gotta be kidding me.
00:12:06Um, so, what's your type?
00:12:09Amateur, step-ro fantasy, or we could spice it up with props.
00:12:19Not all sex.
00:12:22It's like what you see on the internet.
00:12:26You should.
00:12:34Wait.
00:12:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't forget our goals.
00:12:38Hands off.
00:12:40Hearts off.
00:12:42Okay?
00:12:44Why, why are you looking at me like that?
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:51Okay.
00:12:52Okay.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:56Okay.
00:12:59I wanna kiss you.
00:13:01Oh, my God.
00:13:02My first kiss.
00:13:07You dirty girl.
00:13:09Don't tell me you're actually a virgin.
00:13:13I'm not a virgin.
00:13:23I, I, I, I, I didn't, I, I, I, I, I'm not.
00:13:27Nerdy girl.
00:13:29You're starting to turn me up.
00:13:30Okay.
00:13:32What, what are you doing?
00:13:38What are you doing?
00:14:01I'm not afraid.
00:14:12Kids, want some snacks?
00:14:14Oh, yeah.
00:14:22Kids?
00:14:27Everything okay?
00:14:28Mary, I thought I heard noises.
00:14:32We're fine, just watching a video for biology class.
00:14:41We're good.
00:14:51Bye.
00:14:58Oh, yes.
00:15:00Oscar worthy.
00:15:01Proof serious.
00:15:03Oh, please.
00:15:04You were overacting.
00:15:08You're hurt?
00:15:10Don't look to me.
00:15:11I was just trying to help.
00:15:15It's not a cut.
00:15:18It's from surgery.
00:15:20It's a torn ligament.
00:15:22So, that's why you quit football?
00:15:26I didn't quit football.
00:15:29My body did.
00:15:32I love football.
00:15:35So, the wristband is just a cover?
00:15:40I wore it when we took regionals.
00:15:43I kept it on, thinking maybe I'd still be that guy.
00:15:48Turns out, uh, memories don't score touchdowns.
00:15:52Everyone's got a version of Mason Reed.
00:15:55Perfect.
00:15:56Untouchable.
00:15:57But this?
00:15:59This version feels real.
00:16:02Hmm.
00:16:03Maybe he's not as awful as I thought.
00:16:12Bruh.
00:16:14That weeb Ivy?
00:16:16Your stepsister?
00:16:17You've got a fake sex deal?
00:16:19Dude, Riz Lord and the school's biggest weeb.
00:16:23What a perfect match.
00:16:24Don't say that out loud, man.
00:16:25It's not secreting time.
00:16:26Dude, I'm just saying, man.
00:16:27If you ever want to play for that team again after Riz deals,
00:16:30a scandal would kill your future.
00:16:31Yeah.
00:16:32I know.
00:16:33I...
00:16:33Morning, Mason.
00:16:35Love the dress.
00:16:38What?
00:16:40Come on, Mason.
00:16:41Just one kiss.
00:16:44Oh, oh.
00:16:50Dude, you are just a walking pussy maggot, man.
00:16:54Come on, save some Riz for the rest of us.
00:17:05Oh, the crown is mine.
00:17:08Queen of popularity.
00:17:09Here I come.
00:17:12Girl, I can't believe Mason Reed is your step-brother.
00:17:17He's a whole meal today.
00:17:20Every girl's losing it.
00:17:21Shhh.
00:17:23Let them drool.
00:17:24He's mine.
00:17:26We have a deal about...
00:17:27He's mine.
00:17:28We have a deal about...
00:17:29Ivy?
00:17:32Do you hear yourself right now?
00:17:34I'm throwing the all-nighter party at my house.
00:17:37I'm gonna be queen.
00:17:38Everyone's gonna know my name.
00:17:41Just you wait.
00:17:43I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:17:46I love the way you're so we're getting close to me.
00:17:50So, our little nerd thinks she can throw a party now?
00:17:54Imagine a girl looks her.
00:17:56Trimps like this.
00:17:59Major yikes.
00:18:01Yeah.
00:18:01You know, where is our little nerd girl anyway?
00:18:04How's he crying in front of a closet?
00:18:07I don't know.
00:18:08I'll pee.
00:18:10Yeah.
00:18:36I'll pee.
00:18:44Sort of.
00:18:52That's great.
00:18:53But...
00:18:53...but probably who would say just what I or her.
00:18:58No...
00:19:00I owe my face...
00:19:02I love this woman.
00:19:06B. Foster? Is it just me or is she giving Icon?
00:19:15Damn, she looks good.
00:19:19Ivy, you look gorge!
00:19:24Sorry, taken.
00:19:28Thank you, Harper. Once I see this video, I'll be senior queen. No more Queen and Invisible.
00:19:35Alright, Hookup Challenge Award.
00:19:38Look, Mason and I ate lunch at the same table.
00:19:43Oh wow, that's like super boring. One point.
00:19:48Oh sweet, missing my proof.
00:19:51Well, unless you amateur sluts have this, I think I won senior queens.
00:19:59Oh gee, so that's eight points for Jessica.
00:20:04No one's gonna be able to beat that.
00:20:06Wait.
00:20:09I have proof even better.
00:20:14Okay, you call that proof?
00:20:16Okay, stop acting like a desperate clown.
00:20:19Holy shit!
00:20:22That's actually Ivy and Mason.
00:20:24Does that mean Ivy is the new senior queen?
00:20:28Queen of shit! Queen of shit! Queen of shit! Queen of shit! Queen of shit!
00:20:35What is that? That is clearly AI. I mean, you all heard, Mason, that he would never touch you with
00:20:43a ten foot pole.
00:20:44Oh my god, you faked your own sex video?
00:20:48Thetic!
00:20:50Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Mason does have football trophies in his room, so you clearly faked the video.
00:20:58Clearly.
00:20:58Yeah. You need to be punished.
00:21:03You need to be punished.
00:21:06That's not fake.
00:21:07Wait, stop! No, let me go! Let go of me!
00:21:12Stop it!
00:21:14Well, how about a little prize for good effort?
00:21:22Since you enjoy taking fake dicks so much, why don't you show us how you give the blowjob?
00:21:34Hey!
00:21:36Isn't that Mason's Brisbane?
00:21:42How did you get this? This isn't yours.
00:21:44Hey, I earned it!
00:21:45Don't dare you take it away from me!
00:21:47Ow!
00:21:50Ow!
00:21:53Ow!
00:21:54Ow!
00:22:06Ow!
00:22:08Ow!
00:22:08Ow!
00:22:09Ow!
00:22:10Ow!
00:22:10Ow!
00:22:10Ow!
00:22:30I got this for you!
00:22:37I got this for you.
00:22:40you went you went through all that just for this no one's ever cared about the broken parts of me
00:22:46before it's like she like she actually sees me she didn't deserve any of that i know how important
00:22:55it is to you
00:23:01mason are you actually defending her did you know that she said you guys hooked up and that she
00:23:07even made a fake sex tape of you guys it wasn't fake you're lying mason you didn't really hook up
00:23:14with
00:23:14her right you got me my wristband so i'll help you out just follow my lead okay
00:23:25don't believe her and i guess we'll just uh have to do it again
00:23:43oh my god now where are they actually gonna
00:23:55and how is this gonna convince people that you and i are hooking up
00:23:58the sounds you know sex all kinds don't worry we're gonna fake it
00:24:10let's finish the fake sex that we left hanging
00:24:20wait let me repeat our rules hands off hearts off don't worry i won't touch anything private
00:24:34now start back
00:24:36what
00:24:42that sounded like siri glitching
00:24:47maybe we just have to raise the ante
00:24:56bad mouth
00:24:58honest body
00:24:59don't flatter yourself
00:25:01it was just a reflex if you
00:25:03think you got to me you're delulu
00:25:05delulu me
00:25:07you're the one that was just fake moaning out of key a few seconds ago
00:25:10you're not the only one who can play games
00:25:16that's breaking the rules guess i'm not the only one with an honest body
00:25:25i don't buy it it's like too quiet the only thing she's queen of is queen of being fake
00:25:32this can't be real
00:25:35it's just kind of grew outside
00:25:39you're louder
00:25:40showtime
00:25:47mason
00:25:48i want you so bad
00:25:50oh you're so good
00:25:55mason
00:25:56you're
00:25:57i
00:25:59you're
00:26:01so good
00:26:11i'm sorry
00:26:14his touch
00:26:15her touch
00:26:17it shouldn't mean anything
00:26:19it shouldn't mean anything
00:26:20but
00:26:21it feels
00:26:22real
00:26:23but it feels real
00:26:24too real
00:26:34what the hell
00:26:35what is going on in the house
00:26:48why why why is it hard
00:26:53wait why are they saying hard so much oh my god do you think they're like actually doing it
00:26:59well personally this is real
00:27:01dude
00:27:02dude
00:27:02seriously
00:27:03hey we got you down bad like this
00:27:06i'm cooked
00:27:08i i i i thought this was fake why why is it hard
00:27:21because i want to make this real
00:27:34because i want to make this real
00:27:36shh this can't be real
00:27:38time to expose their little act
00:27:55what's going on
00:28:01how are all of you
00:28:04oh you must be ivy's mom
00:28:07we're just uh
00:28:10her classmates
00:28:11here for the party
00:28:14party's over
00:28:18where's ivy
00:28:19oh well she's in this room
00:28:22right here
00:28:24i wouldn't go in there if i were you
00:28:25unless you want to see your daughter
00:28:27compromised
00:28:37everyone get out now
00:28:39okay
00:28:40bye
00:29:02ivey
00:29:06ivey
00:29:21ivey
00:29:23ivey
00:29:25you want our steps if i think
00:29:27and call my parents
00:29:30so be perfect
00:29:31i won't let you ruin my dream life
00:29:34you're going to press into me
00:29:36what are you trying to fill me up
00:29:38i'm only just half naked
00:29:40i'm just feeling you
00:29:47i'm just feeling you
00:29:48i don't know
00:29:52as opposed to Mohsen
00:29:52irie
00:29:55too
00:30:16what? okay i'll be right now
00:30:22christ doesn't hurt it why are you still holding on to me this isn't funny what if my mom saw
00:30:30us
00:30:39ivy you turned this house into a night club is this what you call working hard in high school
00:30:47just wanted a social life mom is the social life going to get you into harvard
00:30:53is it going to get you perfect sat scores nothing i do is ever good enough for you is it
00:31:06since when are they this close
00:31:21what are you here to fuck me up again why don't you just tell my mom we were in the
00:31:25bathroom
00:31:26i'm not crazy why would i fuck up our fake sex fight because you're a total jerk
00:31:32you were leading me on the whole time in there that was accidentally
00:31:41hey hey no no just breathe i don't need you
00:31:45i guess you do okay just breathe like this ready you go
00:31:52exhale
00:31:55calmer ready yeah
00:31:59exhale
00:32:06i fucked up my wrist i thought i was cooked for life and my coach taught me that you breathe
00:32:12in
00:32:14it might not fix everything but it helps thanks i feel a lot better yeah
00:32:26good because i do accept paypal venmo cash app apple pay whatever is convenient for you and i
00:32:33i do have a chem test next week so if you're willing to be my tutor again i would absolutely
00:32:40love that
00:32:42deal
00:32:44deal
00:32:47wait this is not right am i totally into him
00:32:59omg did you hear that mason's rival jake just got into alabama and mason's over here with the nerves
00:33:09chill they're just studying stop acting like there's some hookup going on
00:33:13i don't know what's going on
00:33:14hey ivy you run out of condoms to use with mason why don't you give it up simp
00:33:23or maybe they never even started
00:33:30sorry mr henderson
00:33:39come with me hang on
00:33:45what's going on you heard what they're saying right our fake sex totally failed
00:33:51wait we need a new plan to prove we had sex make me popular like level it up picks clips
00:33:58they won't
00:33:59have a choice after last night i thought maybe it was real it's not never mind no can do foster
00:34:09cool then i'll just tell miss davis you don't want a tutor good luck getting into college
00:34:17you
00:34:19bye
00:34:33what's
00:34:34your plan
00:34:36more intense
00:34:42oh you see actually
00:35:00i'll get it
00:35:00tell maria i won't break the rules
00:35:02me
00:35:03a freak please
00:35:05you're the one getting taken by my charm
00:35:11i'll get it
00:35:13legs are something else
00:35:19ouch
00:35:20hands off my lady
00:35:22let's see what their little trick is
00:35:26oh my god
00:35:28what are you doing
00:35:29just follow my lead
00:35:31oh my god
00:35:35oh my god no way
00:35:37is that actually mason's head under ivy's skirt
00:35:41no freaking way
00:35:46don't look at my
00:35:48yes
00:35:49yes
00:35:49i sleep
00:35:53don't look at my
00:35:56yes you can understand that
00:36:01please stop
00:36:03don't look at my
00:36:05don't flatter yourself what i've had a ton of baddies try to get me to look
00:36:10like a mutant pop
00:36:13this is actual news
00:36:15i'm posting them
00:36:16this is going to blow up the entire school
00:36:22you're such a jerk
00:36:29that seems spicy enough
00:36:31future miss popular queen
00:36:33hopefully tiffany and rebecca better spread those picks fast
00:36:40bro your old rival jake just got an early offer from alabama the top football school no cap
00:36:47what's wrong mason
00:36:52what's wrong mason
00:36:52nothing i got shit to do
00:37:03mason where are you why are you coming home
00:37:19damn it
00:37:20what if i can't even throw anymore
00:37:28hey so you were here
00:37:30why weren't you home last night
00:37:32why didn't you text me back i was looking everywhere for you
00:37:45mason you can't throw
00:37:51what you think i can't do it either i'm just useless
00:37:55no i'm just worried about your injury worried
00:38:04admit it either you're not worried
00:38:07all you care about is this stupid fake sex scheme
00:38:11why are you saying it like that
00:38:12just go
00:38:15you're only here for one thing
00:38:16well at least i'm trying
00:38:18what about you huh how long are you going to keep running before you face your injury i can't
00:38:23i'm a coward
00:38:25i can't even throw a damn football
00:38:28i am a loser and there is no place for me
00:38:31i quit finding another one
00:38:37wait mason please
00:38:47no way they actually did it
00:38:51uh yes right ivy foster she actually bagged mason reed
00:39:02mission accomplished whole school thinks you're a legend
00:39:05legend
00:39:08mason finally texted me back
00:39:11whole school thinks you're a legend legend legend
00:39:14this is supposed to be my big win
00:39:20fake hookup instant clout
00:39:24why does it feel like i just lost everything
00:39:33like a sad little vampire man
00:39:34bro why are you hiding over here like a sad little vampire man
00:39:40damn dude four-eyes girl's blowing up your phone
00:39:45i don't know why
00:39:51i just can't stop thinking about her
00:39:52yeah because you're in too deep man she's your stepsister
00:39:56one scandal like that your entire future chances are over
00:40:01she's your stepsister
00:40:03one scandal like that your entire future chances are over
00:40:06ah yeah i know but she's complicated she's way more complex than any girl i've ever met
00:40:14she's fear this old and she just always knows exactly which way to go what turn to make
00:40:24turns out i'm a total coward
00:40:29no dude i know behind those six pack abs you got a heart of gold maybe help her out but
00:40:37take a step back a little
00:40:41i'm pretty sure the heart isn't behind the abs but got it thanks
00:40:58every pose is so staged so fake she thinks this will make her senior queen take these down now
00:41:11a little scheming ivy you want people talking about you well let's see how you handle being exposed as a
00:41:19total fraud
00:41:25as you can see from the data
00:41:35wow is this what popular feels like just standing here and everyone's smiling at me
00:41:43yo check out the screen
00:42:14what the hell happened why does
00:42:17nobody believed me and Mason actually hooked up oh look it's Ivy our little
00:42:29attention seeker let's teach this girl lesson
00:42:58how dare you stare at me like that stop oh stop it
00:43:09you messed with the wrong nerd
00:43:15you are so dead do not touch her
00:43:32Mason are you actually defending this girl okay do you know that she's spreading rumors about you
00:43:37shut up Jessica you're the one that's spreading rumors pictures that are photoshopped around at
00:43:42school embarrassing her in front of everybody are you trying to get expelled oh please it was
00:43:47just a joke chill delete the video and apologize I want to record it or I'll call my dad and
00:43:55you'll
00:43:55get expelled apologize to her no freaking way
00:44:12fine I'm sorry Ivy I shouldn't have done that
00:44:22say it like you mean it
00:44:28you've got to be joking
00:44:32apologize
00:44:41okay I'm sorry Ivy I know I went too far
00:44:46let everyone here know how sorry you are
00:44:57still have two friends left what about Tiffany and Rebecca
00:45:00what what have them finish out the punishment
00:45:08good I'm sorry Ivy I just wanted to be the popular one okay and you were taking it from me
00:45:15I didn't mean to record you please I want to make my family proud
00:45:24I guess Mason and Ivy are really together you're gonna pay for this
00:45:38thanks don't get it twisted I just can't stand boys hey are we still on for our tutoring session today
00:45:50no
00:45:57she said all that shit so why the hell did I step in for her you gotta stop stepping for
00:46:03her dude
00:46:07Mason
00:46:09look I'm sorry are you still mad was it the library thing or did I say something
00:46:20Mason Mason you can't throw you're only here for one thing well at least I'm trying
00:46:25what about you huh how long are you gonna keep running before you face your injury
00:46:29you really have no idea why I'm mad and you still want to apologize
00:46:33I said I was sorry what do you want me to get down on my knees in bed
00:46:38oh yes actually I messed up so bad I need to apologize no more stupid ideas
00:46:51Mason can we talk
00:47:13oh my god he's taking a shower I came to say sorry just sorry that's all I'm doing but
00:47:22if I got one more shot one perfect pick everyone would finally believe me finally be popular
00:47:46what are you doing
00:47:49nothing I didn't even know you were in here
00:47:52are you feeling me with that my permission
00:47:55everyone thinks we're faking it I need a little more proof
00:47:58you've gone too far I'm deleting it
00:48:00what no give it back give it back
00:48:02no
00:48:07it's one thing when you ask me to help you
00:48:09but going behind my back like this
00:48:12to think I trust you
00:48:14do you ever stop to think about how I might feel
00:48:17oh you're one to talk
00:48:19you humiliated me in front of the entire school
00:48:23freak I wouldn't hit that if we were the last two people on earth
00:48:27oh
00:48:31did you forget that and you expect me to trust you after that
00:48:35you have no idea what it's like to be invisible
00:48:39I mean you're just a bright light all the time
00:48:42everyone loves you you're freaking Mason Reed
00:48:44all I wanted was to be liked before I left high school
00:48:49a bright light Ivy
00:48:51I'm not some golden boy anymore
00:48:53I can't throw
00:48:53I'm not going to college
00:48:55I'm a damn failure
00:48:56and you're the one that tore that open
00:48:58if I cut you
00:49:02then why did you defend me today
00:49:05why do you even care
00:49:08why do you still care
00:49:30Mason you in there
00:49:33Mason you in there
00:49:35yeah yeah yeah I'm in here
00:49:37I'm coming in now
00:49:42so be perfect
00:49:44I won't let you ruin my dream life
00:50:03why is the door locked
00:50:04water pressure uh the pipe sacked up if I don't lock it
00:50:11don't take too long
00:50:12we're leaving this
00:50:13got it
00:50:18good thing Matthew didn't catch us
00:50:20you'd be so cooked
00:50:21yeah
00:50:26just keep your distance
00:50:29stop clinging to me
00:50:30get out
00:50:31get out
00:50:45okay
00:50:46Mason
00:50:47I'm out earlier
00:50:49filming you in the shower
00:50:50I'm sorry
00:50:53can you just leave me the fuck alone
00:50:55for one second
00:50:56I just
00:50:57I didn't want you to go to bed mad
00:50:59and why did you do it
00:51:01you gotta call it this time
00:51:04what if you do it again
00:51:16can you stop that
00:51:18I'm trying to sleep
00:51:30what the
00:51:33what the
00:51:37almost there
00:51:39this close to the crown
00:51:41come on
00:51:43get a good grip
00:51:47God kill me
00:51:48Ivy
00:51:49Mason
00:51:50breakfast
00:51:51oh my god
00:51:54I'm so sorry
00:51:57Ivy
00:51:58what are you doing here
00:52:03essay
00:52:04I was helping
00:52:06Mason with an essay
00:52:08homework
00:52:08and
00:52:09I must have
00:52:10fallen asleep
00:52:13Ivy
00:52:14do you remember what I told you before
00:52:15stay away from boys
00:52:17including your stepbrother
00:52:30holy crap
00:52:32mom almost caught us
00:52:35but
00:52:37waking up in Mason's arms felt
00:52:41so right
00:52:43maybe he's forgiven me
00:52:46I'm good
00:52:49I should be this close to my stepsister
00:52:59all right
00:53:00today's homework
00:53:01write an essay titled
00:53:03The Dreamer
00:53:03you'll present it next class
00:53:08you can't
00:53:09ever
00:53:10play again
00:53:12my dream
00:53:14it's already dead
00:53:21how do I get him to forgive me
00:53:27this dream
00:53:31it makes it
00:53:34read
00:53:49he had to give up his dreams
00:53:52and I just made it worse
00:53:55God
00:53:56he was right
00:53:56I'm such an idiot
00:54:02how long are you going to keep chasing me around like this
00:54:04I saw you on football videos
00:54:11is this another stunt
00:54:12I realized
00:54:15that what I said earlier
00:54:17it was wrong
00:54:19I didn't mean to hurt you
00:54:20and I did
00:54:21I'm sorry
00:54:23you were right
00:54:25I can't throw anymore
00:54:27I keep training
00:54:28like someday
00:54:30you know
00:54:30hopefully
00:54:31I'll be able to do it again
00:54:33but it's just
00:54:34it's just never going to happen
00:54:35miracles don't happen
00:54:39all I feel
00:54:41is fear when I hold this ball
00:54:44I dropped it
00:54:47I lost football
00:54:51I just feel like I have nothing
00:54:54I have no purpose
00:54:56I don't know what to do with my life
00:54:57you know
00:54:59hey
00:54:59well
00:55:01you've got me
00:55:03I'll be getting into college
00:55:04that's Lydia remember
00:55:06and you didn't lose football
00:55:09you're just
00:55:10learning a new way to win
00:55:12if you keep reading the same chapter
00:55:14you'll never finish the whole story
00:55:17come on
00:55:18you've got
00:55:18so much life to live
00:55:20we're only 18
00:55:21you still have time to write an even better story
00:55:24yeah I'll say
00:55:26it gets better
00:55:27the more you grow
00:55:29do you think that's true
00:55:31who knows
00:55:33what
00:55:35at least you got me
00:55:41not bad for someone who never shuts up
00:55:43wait
00:55:45what I meant by
00:55:46you've always got me
00:55:47it's because
00:55:48because we're
00:55:49step
00:55:49siblings
00:55:51duh
00:55:52she really does have a way with words
00:55:54I think I know what to write for that essay now
00:55:59next up
00:55:59who's ready to present
00:56:04Mason
00:56:08I'm not ready
00:56:09I'm gonna crush it
00:56:12go
00:56:27I grew up in a house
00:56:28everyone dreams about
00:56:29money
00:56:30attention
00:56:32all of it
00:56:34everyone said
00:56:35Mason Reed
00:56:36perfect golden boy
00:56:38school's pride
00:56:39kid who had everything
00:56:41but I only knew what I was missing
00:56:43football
00:56:45that's where I found it
00:56:46that's where I felt fulfilled
00:56:48I found what I loved early
00:56:50but
00:56:51I was
00:56:52unlucky too
00:56:53I lost the right
00:56:54and
00:56:55the courage
00:56:56to keep chasing it
00:56:58I gave it my everything
00:57:00and
00:57:01my plans
00:57:02my future
00:57:03my
00:57:04my whole life story
00:57:07then I got hurt
00:57:08no more games
00:57:09no more
00:57:10team
00:57:10I didn't know
00:57:12who I was anymore
00:57:13I started thinking maybe
00:57:15I wasn't a dreamer
00:57:16after all
00:57:17because losing it
00:57:18didn't just end the game
00:57:20it took away the best version of myself
00:57:22that I believed in
00:57:28but someone
00:57:29showed me I didn't lose football
00:57:32I was just learning
00:57:34to win differently
00:57:36and in that
00:57:37I realized
00:57:38I already had the best version of myself
00:57:42my story is just beginning
00:57:43dreams aren't trophies
00:57:45they're what keep you going
00:57:47I'm not on the field anymore
00:57:48but
00:57:51I'm still trying to chase something
00:58:17I remember your face when you won
00:58:19and you will too
00:58:21you're going to get that feeling back
00:58:27she actually gets me
00:58:32I actually like Ivy Foster
00:58:38hey Ivy
00:58:42about some drawing?
00:58:44thanks
00:58:45I'm thinking about going back to the team
00:58:49maybe not to play
00:58:50but
00:58:52could probably be a coaching assistant
00:58:54that's awesome
00:58:55you totally should
00:58:57yo Ivy
00:58:59you're coming on this
00:58:59senior camping trip right?
00:59:01you know everyone hooks up there
00:59:03I'm kind of hot
00:59:04so
00:59:04you should bunk with me
00:59:05unless you already have a bunkie
00:59:08wait
00:59:09is the hockey team captain Ryan
00:59:11actually asking me out?
00:59:13oh my god
00:59:15does this mean I'm popular?
00:59:19Ryan?
00:59:20Ryan right?
00:59:21I'll let you know
00:59:23used to fuck with this guy right?
00:59:25I don't get the hype
00:59:26he's B team
00:59:28I'm the captain of the varsity team
00:59:30I have a full ride to BU
00:59:32I would just settle for a bench warmer
00:59:33when you can have an MVP
00:59:35let me give you my number
00:59:36okay
00:59:48wait
00:59:49what?
00:59:50this wasn't part of the plan
00:59:53holy shit
00:59:55Mason just kissed Ivy
00:59:57wait
00:59:58are they actually together?
01:00:03sorry Ryan
01:00:04Ivy can't bump with you
01:00:05she's already got a bunk mate
01:00:07miss me
01:00:09I see how it is
01:00:10you two have fun together
01:00:16why did he do that?
01:00:17it started as a deal
01:00:18now it's getting messy
01:00:26what the hell bro
01:00:27did you forget everything
01:00:28I told you?
01:00:29you just kissed your
01:00:30stepsister in front of everyone
01:00:31no
01:00:32I didn't forget
01:00:45so
01:00:47you got a kiss at school
01:00:50what did that mean?
01:00:53so
01:00:55that kiss at school
01:00:57what did that mean?
01:01:05if that kiss meant nothing to her
01:01:07what the hell am I doing?
01:01:10she's trying to help you out
01:01:13Brian's not a good guy
01:01:14trust me
01:01:16helping me out?
01:01:19you can't just kiss me like that
01:01:20in front of the entire school
01:01:21and act like it was a PR move
01:01:29what the hell Ivy?
01:01:31there's someone still thinking about that kiss huh?
01:01:36it's just all about the plan right?
01:01:39yeah
01:01:41just the plan
01:01:44nothing more
01:01:53who kisses like that
01:01:54and then just walks away
01:01:56fine
01:01:57if he wants to be a jerk
01:01:58then why should I care how he feels
01:02:01back to the plan
01:02:03getting popular
01:02:08do not block the entire staircase
01:02:10do not exist where I'm walking
01:02:16everything okay you two?
01:02:19yeah we're fine dad
01:02:22once my grades are up
01:02:24I'll get into college
01:02:25once Mason and I pull off that fake hookup
01:02:28at the camping trip
01:02:28will finally be popular
01:02:30and then we're done
01:02:37listen up everyone
01:02:38the hookup tent is now open
01:02:42same rules as always
01:02:44draw your number
01:02:45and one hour per person
01:02:47alright let's see who are first
01:02:50lucky and
01:02:51as loud as you want
01:02:53yeah
01:02:53damn this place is more sexed out
01:02:56than an Olympic village
01:02:57oh
01:02:58more hormonal teenagers in front of me
01:03:07are you kidding me?
01:03:09Ivy got first?
01:03:12what are you gonna do a solo sesh?
01:03:15ew
01:03:15ew
01:03:16no
01:03:18I'm going in with Mason
01:03:22you?
01:03:23please
01:03:24he just feels sorry for you
01:03:26trust me
01:03:30nobody wants a girl like you
01:03:32you're the simp always thirsting after him
01:03:35he got the ick
01:03:38bitch
01:03:38let's see who he chooses to go in the hookup tent
01:03:41you or me
01:03:42I won't lose to you
01:03:50Mason
01:03:51oh my goodness me
01:03:54Mason come out I need you
01:03:56I just saw Mason heading into the hookup tent
01:03:58with Jessica
01:03:59I knew it
01:04:01those two make sense
01:04:19hey what the
01:04:24psycho let go of me
01:04:26stay away from
01:04:27get out
01:04:30hey
01:04:31open the goddamn tent
01:04:32you freak
01:04:34hello
01:04:35Mason is mine
01:04:36I'm
01:04:37Ivy what are you doing?
01:04:39I can't see you with her
01:04:40I know it sounds crazy
01:04:41but I can't
01:04:42not her
01:04:43not right now
01:04:44is she
01:04:45jealous?
01:04:47someone's coming
01:04:48they're gonna think we're actually
01:04:51making love
01:04:53let's just
01:04:54stop faking it
01:04:55let's
01:04:56do it for real
01:04:58she only cares about what other people think
01:05:01the fake hookups
01:05:02the rumors
01:05:04she's using me
01:05:05just like always
01:05:07why was I even getting my hopes up?
01:05:09if this is what you want
01:05:21this is what real feels like
01:05:28Lisa
01:05:44why'd you stop?
01:05:45we can't do this
01:05:47not like this
01:05:54why
01:05:55what do you
01:05:56mean
01:05:57you wanted it
01:05:59wanted me
01:05:59I could feel it
01:06:00Ivy
01:06:01you're shaking
01:06:04practically hyperventilating
01:06:06you're not ready
01:06:08not really
01:06:09god this is humiliating
01:06:12he stopped
01:06:13he doesn't want me
01:06:15does he think I'm a joke
01:06:18he just feels sorry for you
01:06:21trust me
01:06:23nobody wants a girl like you
01:06:26just admit it
01:06:27you don't want me
01:06:28that's not it
01:06:32forget it
01:06:32this is your problem
01:06:34not mine
01:06:36it's not that I don't want you
01:06:40it's that you never really saw me
01:06:42you've just been using me
01:06:44this entire time
01:06:45do you even care
01:06:46how I feel
01:06:49whatever deal we had before
01:06:51it's over
01:06:53it's over
01:06:55no no I
01:06:56I can't
01:06:57we're done Ivy
01:06:59I've been trying
01:07:00so hard
01:07:02to be seen
01:07:03to be wanted
01:07:04but nobody picks me
01:07:05not even you
01:07:05don't put this all on me
01:07:08so what
01:07:09at least I'm honest
01:07:10yeah I wanted to sleep with you
01:07:11because I thought it'd finally make me mad
01:07:13then I get to say no
01:07:14to your fake version of love
01:07:19how do you expect people to like you
01:07:21if you can't even like yourself
01:07:30Mason would never touch her
01:07:32like he would ever sleep with that
01:07:45Ivy
01:07:46hey
01:07:46what happened
01:07:48I made so many mistakes Harper
01:07:50I failed again
01:07:51and I'm still invisible
01:08:01so
01:08:02you and your stepsister blew up again
01:08:04dude
01:08:05honestly Ivy's like a walking
01:08:07do not touch sign
01:08:08that you just desperately want to touch
01:08:10trust me
01:08:11I know
01:08:12that's why I
01:08:13ended things
01:08:14alright
01:08:15then go
01:08:16fix your life golden boy
01:08:21Davis
01:08:21I'd like to add
01:08:22psych
01:08:23and bio
01:08:24I'm thinking about doing
01:08:25sports psychology
01:08:26or rehab
01:08:27maybe coaching
01:08:29someday
01:08:31that's a great path Mason
01:08:33you'd be amazing in that field
01:08:47he's back on top
01:08:54and I'm just the nerdy wallpaper
01:08:58guess we're back where we started
01:09:10Ivy
01:09:11this challenge isn't for you
01:09:13see
01:09:14it says no filter right there
01:09:17unfortunately the real you is just too ugly without one
01:09:22I don't know
01:09:22what do you say girls
01:09:24shall we give this ugly duckling a little glow up
01:09:37there are just some faces that can't be saved with makeup
01:09:41oh
01:09:41oh
01:09:43and let's face it
01:09:44girls like you
01:09:45will never be popular
01:09:47let's help you be real for once babe
01:09:50makeup off
01:09:54well
01:09:55you will never be senior scene queen
01:09:58but you can be
01:09:59the queen of the unseen
01:10:01good one
01:10:02good one
01:10:06nobody likes me
01:10:08not the real me
01:10:14sorry
01:10:16you doing that
01:10:18no filter selfie challenge
01:10:21I
01:10:24haven't decided yet
01:10:27figures
01:10:28you can only have fake confidence when someone's watching
01:10:30I guess you can't face the real you huh
01:10:34who says I can't
01:10:49what the heck
01:10:50oh Ivy
01:10:52you came prepared for the no filter challenge
01:10:55you want to go first
01:10:59go on
01:11:00sit in this chair
01:11:01take a selfie
01:11:03it'll pop up on that screen
01:11:04and go straight to IG
01:11:06well don't be shy
01:11:17okay
01:11:19this is me
01:11:21the real me
01:11:22no
01:11:23filters
01:11:24no pretending
01:11:34being real
01:11:35adored
01:11:37you know you'd really do anything for attention
01:11:40even scare the world with your face
01:11:44I love that tag
01:11:48you look really cute Ivy
01:11:51I want to go next
01:11:53me too
01:11:58yes
01:12:27come with me
01:12:28I've got somewhere to show you
01:12:39where is this place
01:12:40where is this place
01:12:44my secret base
01:12:46when things get too hard
01:12:48I
01:12:48I come here
01:12:50just to breathe
01:12:51be there
01:12:52be the real me
01:12:57you were right
01:12:59I lost myself
01:13:01trying to fit in
01:13:03and I hurt you
01:13:05just
01:13:06why I brought you here
01:13:07to tell you in private
01:13:09without anyone watching
01:13:11that
01:13:12I'm sorry
01:13:13you're kind of late
01:13:15you know that
01:13:16but
01:13:20I forgive you
01:13:21good
01:13:22then let's celebrate
01:13:24with pain
01:13:27you're serious
01:13:45this kind of feels like
01:13:46we're
01:13:47fake hooking up again
01:13:48huh
01:13:48really
01:13:49yeah
01:13:50it reminds me of
01:13:52the library
01:13:54your room
01:13:55you were always
01:13:57kind of really into it
01:13:58so
01:14:00tell me then
01:14:02is this what you want
01:14:04I
01:14:05I
01:14:06I
01:14:08I
01:14:08I don't know
01:14:09but
01:14:11I
01:14:12I
01:14:14I
01:14:17I
01:14:27I
01:14:28I
01:14:28I
01:14:28I
01:14:28not
01:14:30because of
01:14:31popularity
01:14:31or
01:14:32what anyone
01:14:33thinks
01:14:34but
01:14:34because I want you
01:14:36and enjoy the moment
01:14:41it's always on me
01:15:18Wow, I've never felt like this before.
01:15:22Yeah, it felt right.
01:15:25Can we do it again?
01:15:26I want to take the lead.
01:15:29Yeah, if that's what you want.
01:15:34It's just like a punchline.
01:15:36Is someone in there?
01:15:42Oh my god.
01:15:44Guys, this is insane.
01:15:46Ivy and Mason are hooking up in the abandoned store room.
01:15:58What's going on?
01:16:00Ivy, the video's everywhere.
01:16:03Everyone's talking about you and Mason.
01:16:05You're at the center of attention now.
01:16:06Well, it looks like you got what you wanted.
01:16:10No, not anymore.
01:16:12I don't need sex to prove I matter.
01:16:14I just need to be okay with myself.
01:16:17And I'm not using you this time.
01:16:20I just want you.
01:16:24It's always been you.
01:16:30I trust.
01:16:37Mason must be blind.
01:16:42Queen!
01:16:45We made something for you.
01:16:56Ivy Foster.
01:17:02Will you be my girlfriend?
01:17:05Yes.
01:17:09I love you.
01:17:11I love you too.
01:17:21Ivy!
01:17:25What on earth are you doing?
01:17:35What do you think you're doing?
01:17:37You two are step-siblings.
01:17:41Oh my god.
01:17:43Step-siblings hooking up?
01:17:44Now this is Pete.
01:17:46Please, Laura.
01:17:47Let me explain.
01:17:48We're going home.
01:17:48Wait.
01:17:49Mom.
01:17:50Wait.
01:17:50Mason!
01:17:51I love you!
01:17:55You should be focused on getting into Harvard, not falling for your step-brother.
01:18:00Maybe I moved you in too fast.
01:18:02We'll move back to our old house.
01:18:04No more Mason ever again.
01:18:06No, Mom.
01:18:07You can't.
01:18:07You can't do this.
01:18:08I love Mason.
01:18:10You can't just control my life like this.
01:18:11As long as you live under my roof, you follow my rules.
01:18:17Starting tonight.
01:18:18No more Mason.
01:18:19No texts.
01:18:20No calls.
01:18:21No sneaking out.
01:18:23I'm dead serious.
01:18:24Don't test me.
01:18:30Dad!
01:18:31Open the door!
01:18:33You can't keep me in here.
01:18:34Let me see Ivy!
01:18:43I'm not letting her go.
01:18:45Not like this.
01:18:57Harper.
01:18:58Have you heard from Ivy?
01:19:00She hasn't been answering me.
01:19:02That's what I came to tell you.
01:19:02She's transferring tomorrow.
01:19:04What?
01:19:09You're going to boarding school.
01:19:11First thing in the morning.
01:19:12What?
01:19:13Wait.
01:19:13No.
01:19:13Mom.
01:19:13Mom.
01:19:14I can still get into Harvard.
01:19:16Please.
01:19:16I don't want to leave.
01:19:17This is my life.
01:19:18Dave!
01:19:45Oh, my God.
01:20:03What are you doing here?
01:20:10I heard you were transferring schools.
01:20:11I couldn't let you leave now without seeing you.
01:20:14She's making me go.
01:20:16Then let's run away.
01:20:17Right now.
01:20:21Where the fuck are you going?
01:20:25Away from you.
01:20:27Obviously.
01:20:28Don't try to control my life.
01:20:30Ever.
01:20:32Oh.
01:20:34Ah.
01:20:36Ah.
01:20:40Ah.
01:20:52I can't lose my mom.
01:20:54What if this is because of us?
01:20:56Don't blame yourself.
01:20:57We'll face this together.
01:20:59If they see that we're trying, that we're better together, maybe they'll agree to it.
01:21:03Deal.
01:21:05Let's do it together.
01:21:18No sacrifice, no victory.
01:21:33Everyone, I'm Mason Reed.
01:21:35I know most of you probably expect this big speech from the ex-football player, but today
01:21:42I'm not here as an athlete.
01:21:44I'm here as a graduate.
01:21:46Truthfully, I didn't get here alone.
01:21:49There's one person who helped show me who I could really be.
01:21:53She couldn't be here today, but...
01:22:13I couldn't miss your big moment.
01:22:17And I have one more announcement.
01:22:20I got into Harvard.
01:22:26I did it.
01:22:27We did it.
01:22:29Oh, no.
01:22:30We still haven't gotten their approval.
01:22:33Kids.
01:22:34I'm so proud of you both.
01:22:36I just want you to be happy.
01:22:38Together.
01:22:40Together.
01:23:06Okay, girlies.
01:23:08Listen up.
01:23:09Senior Challenge Week is on, and this is our target.
01:23:15Mason Reed, board member's son, captain of the football team, and campus golden boy.
01:23:24And as your reigning junior princess, I call it Hookup Challenge.
01:23:31Whoever's smash-and-bag Mason Reed's pants first becomes a scene queen finalist.
01:23:38Winner drops next week.
01:23:54Only popular girls get nominated to be senior queen.
01:23:59Maybe this is my chance to be popular.
01:24:25Mason Reed, quarterback and captain of the football team.
01:24:30resident golden boy, total heartthrob.
01:24:33Every girl wants him.
01:24:35But me, I'm invisible.
01:24:47Bro.
01:24:49Dude.
01:24:51Four Eyes is staring at you.
01:25:01I mean, seriously?
01:25:03All these hot chicks want to get in your pants.
01:25:05And she thinks she has a chance?
01:25:23Man Bronze once again.
01:25:25He hates the best.
01:25:26Never.
01:25:29Bad mother knows you.
01:25:30Thanks.
01:25:30I'll be back to work with a geek inaver cause to join my life.
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