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00:28You
00:40You
01:09You
01:30You
02:07You
02:39You
02:40You
02:45You
03:09I can't even taste my own tears.
03:18It's all that you ain't even said about the inside
03:26Yeah, I'm a TV on the road
03:36Yeah, I'm getting up to leave
03:46You don't know what it means to me that you've all welcomed me into your family
03:51And I just want to say thank you
03:55And, um, nothing, I just, I hope you can forgive me
04:04I don't really play with toys like this anymore
04:07I want a video camera, a nice one
04:10Oh, well, I don't, it was just more of a gesture
04:16Write it in a card instead
04:20That's actually a good idea
04:22This card's stuck in the junk drawer
04:32Thanks
05:13Don't worry, ma'am
05:15Holy fuck
05:27Hi, who are you talking to?
05:29I'm just on hold with, um, neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins
05:32I talked to this guy at UCSF, he was like a total dick
05:35But there's this world-renowned surgeon in Paris I'm gonna try next
05:37He's done a lot of promising new research
05:39Why?
05:40To help my mom
05:42Honey, I don't think that she's looking for her
05:44You know what I realized?
05:45It's a brain tumor, you know?
05:46I think the tumor, it's like messing with her head
05:50It's, um, it's like clouding her judgment
05:53You know, it just makes total sense
05:55You know, she's doing fine
05:57She seems like herself except for this one insane decision she's made
06:01And I just
06:06She doesn't need to die
06:09She needs the best neurosurgeon in the world
06:12And I don't know why Jules isn't calling everyone he knows
06:15Actually, wait, he might know someone who knows this
06:16Nikki, why don't you take a shower and get dressed?
06:18I'm in the middle of something right now
06:20This is important, this is the most important thing to me
06:25What's possible in the wedding?
06:30Are you serious?
06:31No, so you can focus on the most important thing to you
06:34I didn't mean it like that
06:36I don't mean it like that either
06:38I mean that your mom dropped a huge bomb on you
06:40And, yeah, it is more important than the wedding
06:43And, I don't know, maybe we don't want to get married
06:48Under these circumstances
06:55Come here
07:09Who's that?
07:10Who?
07:12Who's that little guy?
07:14Oh
07:17This is my dumb apology for, like, tactlessly unearthing your family secret
07:23And we can have the wedding as planned this week
07:28This doesn't change anything for us
07:30Yeah
07:33But it does, like, it does change a lot
07:41I'm not gonna let it get in the way of our wedding
07:47I'm with you
07:50Really?
07:51I'm with you
07:53Forever?
07:54Forever
07:57Oh!
07:57Oh, Portia!
07:59Where's the dress?
07:59Needs to be altered
08:00I have, like, 500 things I have to do
08:02Nikki, stop touching her
08:03And the table man delivered eight tables
08:05And Nikki, stop
08:06Ew, I'm helping
08:06And the caterer needs the menu to be finalized
08:08Okay, let me help you
08:10What?
08:11Let me help you
08:13The dress isn't there
08:15Nikki's suit isn't there
08:16What else do you need?
08:19By the way, I haven't gotten to say thank you, Portia
08:22For everything
08:22I saw your cake
08:23Oh
08:24And I read your card
08:26You know, it's weird
08:26I actually have to ask you something
08:29You thought we were going to kill you?
08:31No offense, but that's kind of an insane conclusion to draw
08:33Did someone try to kill you once or something?
08:36No
08:36No
08:37Then why did you think that?
08:39It's just how my brain works
08:44Like, right now, I feel like there's someone standing behind this door
09:01I googled you, you know
09:03It's like you don't even exist
09:08No social media, no LinkedIn
09:10Not even like high school sports stats
09:12Either you didn't play sports or you weren't very good
09:14I was homeschooled actually
09:15So I played the sport of like, trying not to be a total freak
09:19But I don't think that it worked
09:22Yeah, I'm like the opposite
09:24I never thought anyone was trying to kill me
09:32Whoa, when did all this...
09:35Hey! Hey!
09:35What is this?
09:37It's supposed to be live-edged cedar?
09:40These are like sticks
09:41This is the Tasteful Wedding, not the Flair Witch Project
09:44This is what you ordered
09:45Rustic Beachwood
09:46Rustic Beachwood?
09:48Look around you, man
09:49I don't see a fucking beach
09:50The wedding theme is Forest of Love
09:52Did I talk to Dominic?
09:53He does a new consult
09:54So his work's been approved
09:56You approved
09:56Well no, I didn't approve this
09:58This is not my vision
09:59Hey, Portia, come here
10:00Look!
10:01I think that this...
10:03This is actually gonna look really nice
10:05Yeah, it is, it is
10:06They're gonna do that thing here
10:08And I think...
10:08I mean, they have a plan
10:10You guys have a plan
10:10Of course we have a plan
10:11This stick goes there
10:13That stick goes there
10:14I'm not tipping him
10:14It makes an arch
10:16Portia, I think the flowers look really nice
10:18I think that's gonna look nice too
10:21These are the flowers, Rachel
10:24What?
10:26Well, they're fake
10:27They're fake
10:28They're fake
10:28The real ones come day off
10:30Portia, that's crazy
10:32These are...
10:32These are perfectly arranged
10:34They're ready to go
10:34Why don't we just use these?
10:37We obviously need real flowers, Rachel
10:40Do you want your wedding to look like a hospital waiting room?
10:43God, I did this arrangement in advance so I could actually see it
10:46I've always envisioned a winter wedding at Summer House
10:48I went back and forth about the color scheme
10:50Rust, sage, evergreen and white
10:52But there is just too much rust and not enough sage
10:54Here, take these
10:57I think it's...
10:59They look pretty perfect to me
11:01Oh, well you can't be trusted with flowers
11:03You brought white lilies
11:04Funeral flowers
11:05What the fuck?
11:08And of course you didn't know
11:09Because apparently you grew up homeschooling in some ditch or something
11:34I...
11:39Okay
11:40I will...
11:42Walk myself down the aisle
11:44I don't know
11:45I...
11:45I don't know what song yet
11:47But I promise you I will...
11:49I will pick one
11:52Okay?
11:54Will you be my maid of honor?
11:58Would you do that for me?
12:02The caterer called and they don't have everyone's final meal choice, so...
12:06Okay
12:07Great, then I will...
12:08Ask everyone here what they want
12:10What are the options?
12:11Chicken or fish?
12:12Okay, and veggie options?
12:13I will light you on fire
12:22Come in
12:24You can help me
12:29What do you think best captures his spirit?
12:39It's so cute
12:43This one
12:45Oh, I don't have one of you
12:47Oh, no, don't worry
12:49That's totally fine
12:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no
12:51Please, please, I don't...
12:52I don't want to...
12:52I don't want to deserve you
12:53I just wanted to ask you if...
12:55If you wanted...
12:58Chicken or fish?
12:59For the wedding?
13:00I want to be buried with my whole family
13:14Do you want it?
13:16I'm getting rid of my attachment to all things
13:19Thanks
13:20Mm-hmm
13:24Do you know where Dr. Cunningham is?
13:27He's probably in his dungeon working on the dog
13:31Now that he's finished the grave, he needs something else to fixate on
13:36Oh, and that's all right
13:38That's how he wants to spend his last days with me
13:48Can I ask you something?
13:50Can I ask you something?
13:51Do you think that everyone...
13:54Is dealing okay?
13:56I mean with...
13:59With your death?
14:02Well, how could they be, huh?
14:04Go ahead
14:06Well, you know they could be talking to each other about it
14:08They could be leaning on each other
14:11They could be processing it all with you
14:15I mean there are doulas for these types of situations
14:18Someone who can help you
14:19Have you dealt with it?
14:23With what? With your death?
14:25With yours
14:26Your mothers
14:27Your mothers, I mean
14:29My mother died before I knew her
14:31There was nothing left to deal with
14:38Well, I know that
14:40You grew up without a mother
14:43But it would be naive to think that
14:45Just because you didn't know your mother
14:47You don't have to deal with all this
14:48I mean it doesn't go away if you close your eyes real tight
14:51You didn't just suddenly exist
14:54You came from...
14:57Somewhere
14:58And when you die
14:59You will leave somewhere behind
15:04There was nothing left
15:07You are what's left
15:14I'll have both
15:17Chicken and fish, why not?
15:25You kind of say슛
15:42How much
15:42do you do? You make
15:45don't think Why the
15:48family don't have to clean your later I just
15:49going to make you Are you learning
15:50something then? Oh.. The
15:51When I do be kissing you
15:55Tell me our love has just begun
16:03You're my only one
16:12You shouldn't sleep in the bathtub
16:14I wasn't sleeping
16:16I had to give a girl CPR once
16:19In college I had to give her chest compressions and everything
16:21Yeah that is what CPR is
16:23The girl drowned Jules
16:25Guess how
16:27She fell asleep in the bathtub
16:29I know you've told me that before
16:31I already know everything that's ever happened to you
16:35Do you want to know why Rachel thought we were going to kill her?
16:38I don't know
16:39She's got something fucky going on with her
16:42I bet you like that
16:44Don't you?
16:47You're sorry man
16:52Now what about me
16:54Soaking quietly in a bathtub
16:56Made you go
16:57Let me come in here and stab Jules over and over again
17:00With a toothpick till he bleeds to death
17:03That's what it's like with you
17:06Portia's the one who told about the sorry man
17:09Portia always has to be the center of attention
17:11Portia's the one who fucked everything up
17:13No one ever blames Portia for anything
17:18Whatever
17:20Whatever
17:20Whatever
17:22Whatever
17:23And it's not my fault
17:25Nicky gets off on damaged self-absorbed girls
17:28He's a simp for girls who walk all over him
17:31He thinks he's fixing them
17:36I'm just trying to be at peace
17:38Why
17:39Are you
17:41Disturbing my peace
17:44It's bath time
18:09You used to be nicer
18:11So
18:12Oh baby
18:13You want nice
18:14You should have married the other one
18:17But that's the thing Nellie
18:19You don't want nice
18:21Because I hate to break it to you
18:23You're not actually nice either
18:25And you couldn't stand to watch Nicky take the punches
18:29You want someone who punches back
18:31It's true
18:32Sometimes nice is nice
18:34Well I'm sometimes nice
18:41What
18:43Say it
18:45Didn't we say that in our vows
18:47That we'd always be honest
18:48No matter what
18:49Oh
18:50We've really stuck to our vows
18:51Haven't we
18:53Say it
19:00Say it
19:04Say it
19:14Or try on me
19:22Try on me
19:25Let's go
19:26Yeah
19:27Yeah
19:28Yeah
19:29Yeah
19:37Oh
19:38Sorry
19:39Oh my god
19:39Oh my god
19:40Sorry
19:40No
19:41Don't go
19:42One moment
19:57Okay
19:58You want me to say it
20:00Your mother will be gone
20:02In a month
20:02And you haven't dealt with it
20:05You've never really dealt with anything
20:07Have you
20:08Not your last failed marriage
20:10Not this jealous brother bullshit
20:12And not your maybe fictitious
20:14Maybe real serial killer
20:15Who's been haunting you
20:16Since you were Jude's age
20:17Which is exactly how old you are
20:19When you stop growing up
20:20You need to deal with your shit
20:23Yeah
20:24Because things will start slipping away
20:26All around you
20:29Are you who you want your son to be Julian
20:35Yes
20:35What do you want
20:36Sorry I didn't mean to interrupt
20:38I just
20:39It's really stupid
20:40I didn't really see this in the towel
20:42That was really nice
20:42What you did with the cake
20:43Really nice
20:44Nellie likes him nice
20:46Ignore him
20:46It's the key to a healthy marriage
20:48It's actually stupid
20:49The caterer just needs to know
20:50If you guys want chicken or fish
20:51For the wedding
20:53Chicken
20:53Rachel
20:53Have you written your vows
20:57No not yet
20:59Here's a key to a healthy marriage
21:03In our vows
21:04Nellie and I promised
21:05To always be honest
21:07So I mean it
21:08When I say
21:09Baby sometimes I fantasize
21:11About hiring someone to kill you
21:13Bane
21:17So even in your fantasies
21:19You don't do anything yourself
21:27What's the fish
21:28And how's the chicken prepared
21:30I don't know
21:31You don't know
21:32So I can't answer it
21:33Until I have all the information
21:34Don't be a dick
21:35He'll have a fish
21:40You should really write your vows
21:46Sorry
21:54I got you something
21:56I think there's someone in here
21:58Huh?
21:59I think there's someone in there
22:01Hey
22:01Come on
22:02It's okay
22:03I know the feeling
22:04But there's
22:05There's no one back there
22:07Why would it be locked?
22:12See?
22:14I don't know
22:15But sometimes it's better
22:17Not to open a locked door
22:18Because there might be
22:19Something in there
22:20That's not meant for you
22:21Hey, look
22:24Hey
22:27Yeah?
22:28I mean it's not
22:29Me or nice
22:30But
22:31I was once considered
22:32You a nice
22:33So
22:34Let's go, buddy
22:35That's something
22:48She's not thinking clearly
22:49Because of the brain tumor
22:50You're just giving up
22:52That's it
22:52Throwing the towel
22:53On
22:53Sorry
22:54On a
22:5540 year marriage
22:56On a human life
22:58On mom's life
22:58On your family
22:59You're just
23:00You're done
23:01You give up
23:02I am not
23:02Giving up, Mickey
23:05In my marriage
23:07We make decisions together
23:08I'm not a witness
23:10To your mother's decision
23:11I am a part of it
23:12I'm standing by my wife
23:16I'm embracing
23:17My last moments with her
23:19Continuing a tradition
23:20That was established
23:20By her father
23:21Sorry, by skinning a dog?
23:23Rachel
23:30You got engaged
23:34You called us
23:36You didn't want to have
23:37A big wedding
23:38You just wanted to do
23:39Something here
23:39With the family
23:41Your mother was happy
23:43She didn't want to ruin
23:45Your wedding
23:45So she planned this
23:47For after your wedding
23:48It is so difficult
23:49To get family together
23:50And this is to be
23:51Her final celebration
23:52It is
23:53Her dying wish
23:55And you two
23:57Are not going to ruin
23:57It for her
23:58Understood?
23:58This involves all of us
24:02How do I call a family meeting?
24:05A what?
24:06A family meeting
24:06How do I call one?
24:08Can I do that?
24:10Again, I'm so sorry
24:12For my misunderstanding
24:13And maybe I am totally
24:14Out of line by doing this
24:15But I imagine that
24:16Close families
24:18Like you
24:18Can talk to each other
24:20About your feelings
24:22I know that I'm new
24:23To the family dynamic
24:24But I've realized
24:26That it was
24:27Your plan
24:28To use our wedding
24:29As a
24:30Surrogate
24:31Living funeral
24:33But because most of you
24:34Haven't done much processing
24:36The wedding has
24:36Now become a highly
24:38Pressurized distraction
24:39From
24:39What is really
24:41Going on
24:42And I think
24:43That maybe we should
24:45Do something about it
24:46Or else
24:49When we shouldn't have
24:50A wedding at all
24:53She can't do that
24:54What are you talking about?
24:57It doesn't make sense
24:58To carry on
24:59Like it's no big deal
25:00Couching your death
25:01Inside of our wedding
25:02Without talking about it
25:03It's
25:03It's not going to be
25:05What you want
25:07What do you think?
25:08Can we do something
25:08To process all of this?
25:10Can we
25:11Can we try it?
25:13Yeah
25:15Yeah
25:15Let's um
25:16Let's try it guys
25:17I'm sorry
25:18I don't understand
25:18What she's getting at
25:19Are you suggesting
25:20You cancel the wedding
25:21Because of our dying mother?
25:23Because that seems
25:24A little unfair
25:25Okay
25:26Good
25:27Uh
25:28No
25:28I'm not saying that
25:29I am saying that
25:30I think that we need
25:31A forum
25:32For you to say
25:33What you feel
25:33Ahead of the wedding
25:34So it's not
25:34A horrible disaster
25:35And you can all
25:36Actually have
25:37Some peace around it
25:38And I think
25:39That was a good start
25:40Thank you
25:40You're welcome
25:41You want us to do
25:42Family therapy
25:44Led by you
25:46No offense
25:47But a stranger basically
25:48Well isn't that
25:49What a therapist is?
25:50A stranger
25:51Oh you're a therapist
25:52She's getting her doctorate
25:54Oh in what?
25:55Behavioral psychology
25:56You're a therapist?
25:57No I'm a behavioral psychologist
25:59Almost
26:00Have you studied
26:01Your own behavior?
26:02Tools
26:04Be respectful
26:05I am being respectful
26:08What are we going to do
26:09Rachel?
26:10Sit in a circle
26:10And hold hands
26:11And cry?
26:13Well that
26:14That would be better
26:15Than nothing
26:15Yeah
26:16Where are you getting
26:17Your doctorate?
26:19U of I
26:20Oh I went to Northwestern
26:22Cool
26:23Yeah
26:24So is there something
26:25That you want to say
26:25To your mother
26:26Before you no longer
26:26Have the opportunity to?
26:30Um
26:30Um
26:36Go ahead
26:42Uh
26:48No
26:59Okay
27:07So is there anything anyone wants to say to Mrs. Cunningham
27:10before she's no longer with us?
27:30Why don't we do this? Why don't we all take some time alone, really, really alone, sit with yourself, think
27:39about what you want to say, or write it down, or just be prepared to say it, do what you
27:44need to do, and then we can all come back together.
27:53That was good.
27:54Okay.
27:55Now, can you come with me?
27:58Okay.
28:17That was more impressive than you realise.
28:19Oh, no, it's not. It's just very obvious that they're failing to cope.
28:24No, no, I meant stealing the spotlight from Queen V.
28:27Oh, no, I didn't steal...
28:28Yes, you've only been here, what, like two days, and everyone's doing everything you ask.
28:32She's, like, sort of a narcissist, isn't she?
28:37Sort of. Didn't she just turn your wedding into her funeral?
28:41Right.
28:44Yeah.
28:47What?
28:50You don't take compliments well.
28:52Sorry, what part of that was a compliment?
28:54When I said you were impressive!
28:55Oh, my God, that's...
28:58Who does take compliments well?
29:00I take compliments well.
29:04Go ahead.
29:10I don't know, it's, like, kind of a bad omen to get married during a death ceremony, so...
29:16It's a good thing you're not superstitious, then, isn't it?
29:18Yeah, it's a good thing, a good thing.
29:21Good thing I haven't also had this awful feeling ever since I got here that something bad is going to
29:24happen.
29:25Yeah, but this is a bad thing, isn't it?
29:27Victoria's death.
29:28No, it's... it's something else.
29:31Okay.
29:31The feeling hasn't... gone away.
29:35Well, keep an eye out for other bad things.
29:40Here's one.
29:47What?
29:50I was worried that you'd be, like, an evil bitch who hated me for marrying your ex, but you're not.
29:55Okay.
29:55You don't give compliments well either.
29:58You're welcome.
30:01So, what the fuck are we going to do with this?
30:06Sometimes it's easier to speak truthfully if you don't have to look someone in the eye.
30:13So...
30:13Can I be quiet? They're having a meeting.
30:15...you will talk to them.
30:18We'll each go around and tell it how you feel, and it will absorb your pain and grief, and then
30:33we will release it.
30:37Okay.
30:39Who wants to go first?
30:41I can go.
30:51Victoria, you're an incredible woman.
30:54You are the Cunningham family, and you will leave a hole in this family that shouldn't be filled, not only
31:02because it would be impossible, but because this is the end of an era, and it should be honored as
31:08one.
31:09Your presence, strength, and unwavering courage has shaped us in ways we will carry forever.
31:19I've always revered you and Dad, and your life together, and your marriage, and the way you devote yourselves to
31:36each other.
31:36And I always wanted to follow in your footsteps, and I hope I'm doing that, because I see the way
31:43that you protect each other, and you've taught me the value in understanding someone so well that you know how
31:51to shield them from pain.
31:53I know we haven't always seen eye to eye.
31:56I hope you love me for my flaws and missteps.
32:00I have found a way to love you for yours.
32:05I love you, Mom, and I'll miss you.
32:08And the time we missed two days in Santorini because of my failure to admit that I'd been wrong.
32:20And missing your 32nd birthday for an inconsequential business trip.
32:25I am terribly, terribly sorry.
32:31I will make sure that my future children know you.
32:35I will make sure to keep family traditions alive.
32:39I will take care of Summer House.
32:41I will make sure you live on forever in our hearts, and in the hearts of those who knew you.
32:49I know that we only just met, and I'm very sorry to lose you.
32:57I know you've been such a great mother to Nikki, and, you know, I think it's true what you said
33:03about children absorbing their mothers and vice versa.
33:24It's the cake Rachel bought to say sorry for thinking we're a family of murderers.
33:31Nikki is so loving because of you.
33:35And he's so lucky that he had you and Dr. Cunningham to show him where he came from, and how
33:41to love, and how to be loved.
33:46Why is this door open?
33:59Why is this door open?
33:59What do you see?
33:59Why is this door open?
34:00Why is this door open?
34:05I found you.
34:05I'm so lucky.
34:05Why is this door open?
34:17I'm so glad that Nicky absorbed that from you, and that he got to grow up with this unconditional love.
34:26I can't imagine what that's like.
34:31This is where Papa honors the dead animals.
34:35He says the dogs can see.
34:51Come on.
35:27Oh, my God.
36:14Oh, my God.
36:25Oh, my God.
36:58Oh, my God.
37:44Oh, my God.
37:47Oh, my God.
38:17Oh, my God.
38:58Oh, my God.
39:17Oh, my God.
39:51Oh, my God.
40:21Oh, my God.
40:47Oh, my God.
41:13Oh, my God.
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