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00:00:07For those of you who have had the pleasure of visiting Evergreen Lane, you know what
00:00:11I mean when I say this is the most festive street in America.
00:00:14And for those of you who have never had the chance to visit us, fret not, because you
00:00:19are about to see a street that carries the spirit of the holidays all year round.
00:00:24Normally, this cul-de-sac is the center of all neighborhood activity, but today, we all
00:00:30had a previous engagement.
00:00:32There has never been a more deserving bride and groom than you and Jared.
00:00:36I love you guys so much.
00:00:38Thank you for being my bridesmaids.
00:00:39I'm so lucky.
00:00:40Don't make me cry before the vows.
00:00:42Not cool, Emily.
00:00:45And before I use this for myself, I hand embroidered it.
00:00:50It's something new and something blue, so it counts as two.
00:00:54This is beautiful.
00:00:55I am so honored that you borrowed my old tiara and veil.
00:01:00I wore it when I was Snow Queen at college.
00:01:03I'm the one that's honored.
00:01:05It's gorgeous.
00:01:07You look spectacular.
00:01:10You really do.
00:01:13Can you believe the Johnsons won't be here?
00:01:14Hey now, no need to talk about they who have left the lane.
00:01:18And you didn't need to make him a groomsman in absentia.
00:01:21Why do you care that he's a honorary groomsman?
00:01:23You are my best man.
00:01:25That's why you're here with me on the most important day of my life.
00:01:29You, me, and Bob.
00:01:31Hey, we're all out of Vienna sausages.
00:01:34No, no.
00:01:35The charcuterie is for the groom.
00:01:37I was a groom once.
00:01:38It's okay, it's okay.
00:01:38I'm far too nervous to eat.
00:01:40Maybe I've got something that could help.
00:01:44Homemade Bavarian mead made with honey from my very own apiary.
00:01:48The HOA handbook says nothing about beekeeping, Ned.
00:01:52Well, until it's amended, just mind your own bee'sness, and let's have a toast.
00:01:56Here's to the next chapter of life, love, and pursuit of the holidays.
00:02:02Cheers.
00:02:03Cheers.
00:02:05Cheers.
00:02:07Sweetheart, it's time.
00:02:09Okay, Mom.
00:02:09Yes, dear?
00:02:10Do not call my mom dear.
00:02:13Gentlemen.
00:02:14Let's do this.
00:02:16Yeah.
00:02:40Now, everybody sit down, please.
00:02:43You look beautiful.
00:02:45Hey.
00:02:47Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to celebrate the union of these two beautiful souls.
00:02:55Emily, the moment I fell in love with you was captured on a Polaroid picture.
00:03:00We were seven years old on your front porch.
00:03:02And from that day on, I've been looking forward to this day.
00:03:04As I stand in front of you today, although my knees are shaking a bit like that Polaroid picture,
00:03:11I've watched you develop into this beautiful, smart, kind woman that I get to spend the rest
00:03:22of my life with.
00:03:23I promise you I will do my best to paint a perfect picture of love and devotion together forever.
00:03:37Jared, I always knew there was something very special about you.
00:03:42And when we reconnected, everyone reminded me of what an amazing architect you are.
00:03:50And they were right.
00:03:52The way you have designed your life with loyalty for the ones you love.
00:03:56And it shows me who you really are at your core.
00:03:58You make me feel safe and supported.
00:04:03And there is no one I would rather make plans to build the rest of my life with than you.
00:04:10Emily Melrose, do you take Jared to be your lawful wedded husband?
00:04:15I do.
00:04:16Jared Farnsworth, do you take Emily to be your lawful wedded wife?
00:04:20Absolutely, without a doubt.
00:04:23I do.
00:04:24Then, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife,
00:04:29and you may now kiss the bride.
00:04:31So hold on to hold on.
00:04:35I'm so high and I'm so high.
00:04:42For the first time ever, this is Jared Farnsworth!
00:04:45Each day gets closer,
00:04:49so hold on stronger to me.
00:04:54You may be wondering why we didn't do a Christmas wedding.
00:04:57We considered it.
00:04:58But in memory of Jared's late father, we chose to do it on his parents' anniversary.
00:05:02And even though we had a fun-filled honeymoon planned,
00:05:05we were both excited to get back home and get into the spirit of the upcoming holidays.
00:05:11The only problem was, this year, we had no idea what kind of spirit it would bring.
00:05:31Ghosts and ghouls.
00:05:37Ghosts and creep cruel.
00:05:47What in the same, Aime?
00:05:50Silver Squad to green team, are you seeing what we're seeing?
00:06:01looks like we got a couple bona fide fridophiles gonna move in for a closer look watch my six
00:06:18double double toil and trouble
00:06:22all right so what are we gonna do about this folks should i get the president on the line let
00:06:26him
00:06:26enjoy his honeymoon we'll break it to him when he gets back we get it belinda you want grandchildren
00:06:30but i think he would want to know don't mess this up for me are you excited my lovely by
00:06:37the pricking
00:06:38of my thumbs something wicked this way comes i'll take that as a yes
00:06:45you have too many ghosts not enough headstones come on people get it right oh oh you're a squirrel
00:06:53jared you really didn't have to spring for a stretch limo we're just on our way home from
00:06:57the airport oh but i did we were still on our honeymoon it was the best honeymoon ever i
00:07:03enjoyed every second of you you know what after two weeks in scandinavia i am actually
00:07:08really excited to get back home i could have used one more weekend i think i preferred
00:07:13i wonder if you'll feel the same way after we celebrate valpergus night this spring i pre-booked
00:07:17the hotel and everything i'm sorry what the biggest swedish springtime festival that there
00:07:21is apparently it's not to be missed honey i love that you're a planner but vacations are kind of
00:07:26something we need to plan together now you're right you're right i just got i'm too excited i'm used to
00:07:32planning things on my own but now we're married we make decisions together yeah because you're my
00:07:39wife my husband oh wow i wonder if pamela's remodel is done glad she liked the design oh she was
00:07:57so
00:07:58happy with it you did such a good job i wish i was as fulfilled at my job as you
00:08:02are you're literally
00:08:03the best writer right now copywriter i said what i said i mean it thanks love i'll get back into
00:08:08it i
00:08:08just wish we could stay in fantasy land a little bit longer well then you are in luck because like
00:08:13the medieval knights of the old i shall carry you over the threshold of our new castle really not
00:08:18necessary it's a sign of my love and affection for you a literal symbol that i would drop everything
00:08:24on account of your beck and call
00:08:31jared jared jared jared oh i'm so sorry here come here come here sorry are you okay are you sure
00:08:37okay i'm fine oh no not again it's time no no no no jared let's bring it down a notch
00:08:42remember
00:08:43the mantra we've been working on not my weeds not my garden emily when you hold the mantle of the
00:08:49presidency this entire neighborhood is my garden oh if you will
00:08:54you brought the clipboard on the honeymoon
00:09:02you rang
00:09:05uh yes i i did ring uh i wanted to introduce myself and ask you a few questions about your
00:09:11understanding of the hoa guidelines honey i don't think that's an actual person i think
00:09:15that's a recording i think you're probably right sorry seriously did you guys ring hi
00:09:26hi i am jared farnsworth the hoa president of this lovely neighborhood this is my first counselor
00:09:31and head of activities committee emily melrose farnsworth emily farnsworth it's my newest title
00:09:37jared and i got married last month congratulations we've heard tale of the presidential power couple
00:09:41i had a premonition we would be graced by your presence won't you come inside that would be
00:09:45amazing it would it would except that my wife and i we just got back from our honeymoon and we're
00:09:50very very very tired that's nothing a little jack-o-lantern java won't fix and marvin makes
00:09:55them extra strong yes i do that sounds amazing i'm sure it is i'm sure it is except that we
00:10:00haven't
00:10:00been deloused yet deloused yes but in the meantime per your display as detailed as it is we are going
00:10:06to have to ask you to you know pair it back pair it back the lights and the pumpkins can
00:10:11stay great
00:10:12touch actually but your lawn display has to go back into the crib as it were i don't understand our
00:10:21realtor told us this was the most festive neighborhood in all of the state of utah and
00:10:26we are yes at christmas we are ever green lame not ever screen lame
00:10:31what if you're screaming i love that we should totally call it that yes no don't do that that
00:10:36was just a very clever play on words for me to emphasize my point which is what exactly per hoa
00:10:43guidelines we um it it says that section 12 i'm pretty sure it says you have too much halloween
00:10:52but that's not what albert told us and it was confirmed by game so you've met my parents they
00:10:57were the first to welcome us to the neighborhood so nice of you both to let them stay with you
00:11:02for
00:11:02the rest of hurricane season especially right after the wedding must be scoring some serious son-in-law
00:11:08points fair well i better be you know what why don't you just excuse us we're gonna get settled and
00:11:14then we can discuss this whole in-laws and bylaws situation does that sound okay fair is foul and foul
00:11:18is
00:11:19fair just let us know we'll do let's go turn around so great to meet you oh thank you it's
00:11:28a strange
00:11:29couple indeed i really hope you're not mad at me i'm definitely not mad emily i'm just a little
00:11:39surprised is all you why didn't you tell me you invited them so sorry my mom asked in the middle
00:11:42of
00:11:42the wedding craziness and i just forgot i truly am sorry but they're in the guest loft above the garage
00:11:48you're never gonna see him don't apologize i love your parents love hosting your own parents it's
00:11:53just you know like you said it's just me and you now so i just want to be on the
00:11:57same page on this
00:11:58stuff that's all absolutely i got your back and i've got yours
00:12:05now let's take care of this decoration situation all right jared what seems to be the problem oh i don't
00:12:11know halbert maybe the fact that we got back from the wedding of our dreams only returned to a nightmare
00:12:15it's just a few lawn decorations that's how it starts and this you know the younger generation
00:12:20they're sneaking out of their bedrooms searching for the great pumpkin let's not get crazy now i'm not
00:12:26it's just i'm hoping we are being sensitive to those who may not feel comfortable celebrating this
00:12:33time of year we have bylaws put in place like this for a reason right but that's not entirely true
00:12:39what do you mean it's not true the motion to de-escalate the other holidays was proposed and
00:12:44hotly debated but in the end was never voted on and therefore never passed what other lies have i
00:12:52been told nobody lied to you jared the council just decided after what happened maybe a vote wasn't
00:12:59necessary everyone agreed to honor the de-escalation of halloween out of respect but technically there's no
00:13:07official bylaw what do you mean after what happened oh honey have you forgotten we did all of this for
00:13:14you for me maybe she blocked it out it was the last big halloween we celebrated on the lane
00:13:24you mean the last year with grandma
00:13:32excuse me i'll be in the basement the bit
00:14:01hey gram gram i'm sorry i left you down here i just couldn't figure out exactly where to put you
00:14:12your memory loves best in my head anyway
00:14:16i know it's not the best way to deal with things but here we are in a basement full of
00:14:22old memories
00:14:23no one can bother us hey jiminy christmas you scared me uh i'm sorry i just i know how you
00:14:28feel
00:14:28about basements and uh well you've been down here for wow 27 minutes and counting it's gotta be a record
00:14:35for me honestly it's not that bad what was that bernice yeah i know i still hate it down here
00:14:50you okay yeah i'll be fine i think i've just been so focused on the wedding and our future that
00:15:01i kind of forgot about the past
00:15:05she was a great woman yeah i can still hear her voice
00:15:10you remember what she always used to say to us you two belong in a storybook
00:15:19it's halloween sweetie what could you possibly be upset about ashlyn ashworth and her friends just
00:15:25like scarecrows in her yard and they totally jumped out and scared us you got yard yelp did you yep
00:15:31don't
00:15:31let them get to you they were just trying to have fun but i ran so fast i spilled my
00:15:37candy on the way
00:15:38back that's okay emily i'll share mine jared that won't be necessary i'll take you two out on the
00:15:44golf cart awesome i heard mary louise and pop are giving out full-sized candy bars we gotta get there
00:15:51before they run out all in good time my pretties all in good time before we go why don't you
00:16:01tell
00:16:01jared what i always say about halloween never go to ned's house he only gives out freeze dried elk
00:16:08liver true what else do i say about halloween it started as a day to remember those who passed away
00:16:14even though we get to dress up and get candy from our friends and family we should also remember our
00:16:21friends and family members that aren't with us anymore and not only should we remember them but
00:16:26they should be celebrated but why do we dress up because it's tradition and there's no better way
00:16:32to connect with your friends and neighbors than through age-old traditions now what do you say we
00:16:37get back to my favorite one of all trick-or-treating let's do it all right kids mount up
00:16:43whoo happy halloween we got so much candy that year pockets fall i had no idea that'd be the last
00:16:54time she took us trick-or-treating she was gone just two weeks later that's when the neighborhood
00:16:59decided to take a step back she was the center of the celebration with her creativity and the costumes
00:17:04and the decorations she always inspired everybody halloween was never the same without her of course i was
00:17:09heartbroken when she passed but i had no idea that's why everyone else pulled back from celebrating
00:17:14and i never asked for that and certainly not something gram gram would have wanted oh you're
00:17:19right i mean she said it herself halloween is for remembering your loved ones and having a whole lot
00:17:24of fun it's time we bring halloween back evergreen style are you sure about this no i'm not sure about
00:17:32this i'm actually scared hot to death about this you know how i am i don't like scary movies i
00:17:36don't even
00:17:36like movies that people say aren't scary but definitely are tell me about it i'm trying to
00:17:39get you to finish never ending story for forever yeah that's never gonna happen because i hate
00:17:43quicksand as much as i hate scary basements noted but it's time for you to wake up and face the
00:17:48creepy
00:17:48organ music for the neighborhood and for grandma and for you now let's get you out of here
00:17:58first no kissing in the creepy basement fair enough speed it up buttercup we got work to do
00:18:06looking good grandma i figured i can call you that i'll let him officially in the family
00:18:12or did you that is a good one did you just come up with that that's been ripening on the
00:18:17vine for
00:18:17years don't make me put you down for now bob when you're known for only christmas you don't have the
00:18:22opportunity to show your range most people know that i have a doctorate in arts and crafts but what they
00:18:29don't know is that i did a study abroad in the atacama region of north time we back up our
00:18:34humble
00:18:35president and we show everyone what halloween means to us what do you say are you in yeah
00:18:41ever scream on three one two three wow look what i found a portal to pan's labyrinth my grandma's witch
00:18:52hat
00:18:53oh there's so much great stuff up here i can see why you spent so much time here
00:18:58wait you've never been to my attic no i was never allowed apparently i'm still trespassing no boys
00:19:04allowed even jawid farnsworth spelling was atrocious in your defense that is the way i used to pronounce
00:19:10it well jared farnsworth is very much allowed up here he's not a boy he's a man my man all
00:19:19right we
00:19:19have to brainstorm how we are going to make this the best halloween in years we could start by
00:19:23selling tickets to this creepy attic come on it's not that creepy i will not be ashamed by my choice
00:19:30in music and how do you explain the creepy typewriter from the shiny that was my grandma's she taught me
00:19:35to type on that one yeah and that was the desk where i would sit and write all my stories
00:19:39you know
00:19:40maybe this is a message from her to get you to start writing again i wish she'd sent that message
00:19:45to my
00:19:45former agent or publisher or two i spent most of my 20s trying to make a career out of writing
00:19:51stories but it just wasn't meant to be maybe it's best this chapter of my life is left up here
00:19:57just a
00:19:58beautiful childhood memory this was your dream yeah but when your dream is just collecting dust in a
00:20:04box it's time to pack it up and move on all right we gotta get busy we have an hoa
00:20:11meeting to plan
00:20:12yes we have some serious bylaws to propose i am going to mobilize the ladies of the activities
00:20:16committee and if you could coordinate with ned about a venue on it thank you
00:20:32oh jared
00:20:39thanks for the inspiration graham we'll make you proud
00:20:47all right evergreen ladies this may come as a very big surprise but in honor of my sweet grandma
00:20:52melrose i want to help bring back halloween in a big way so let's get a good old-fashioned
00:20:58brainstorm going on the thread traditions old and new all ideas welcome fire him off and as gram gram
00:21:03would say mount up come on honey let's go ned's hosting and you know he needs a good 36 hour
00:21:11advance
00:21:12notice to be must the place coming sweetheart
00:21:18i thought we agreed after the last time that we weren't going to hold the hoa meetings at ned's
00:21:23anymore i mean he served expired military rations i think we should have a potluck
00:21:28well then we're going to need a lot of luck because susie's funeral potatoes almost killed me
00:21:32i'm impressed you really upped your game here what is the queen coming nothing says royalty like
00:21:38charcuterie i've got the donuts it's on the creepy cruller ned don't push me on the pastries you can't
00:21:44have a creepy cruder because they don't exist wait there are only crullers no donuts i know how popular
00:21:52they are so i made them all crullers i'm sorry what did you say crullers i i say crullers that's
00:21:58what i
00:21:58thought thank you belinda at least you won't embarrass yourself leg wrestling bob for one of them i would
00:22:03have won if he let me wear my orthotic sneakers it was barefoot or bust in my day that's because
00:22:09they
00:22:09hadn't invented shoes yet so what's the tea fam are the new neighbors going to show up today if they
00:22:17do i'm sure it'll be in a puff of smoke or on broom back i swear those two are witches
00:22:22have you ever
00:22:23heard that luna speak every word she says sounds like she's casting a spell so spooky yeah they've been
00:22:29invited as per jared and the prima conventus clause of 94. i've heard that marvin is a mortgage banker
00:22:37by day and moonlights as an undertaker just for kicks i don't know what they called them in the 19th
00:22:43century but today we call them morticians and where did you hear that from anyway i'll give you a hint
00:22:49he wears a singlet for underwear and he believes that pro wrestling is real if a masked man gave you
00:22:57the
00:22:57tombstone pile driver at a waffle house outside of galveston i assure you you would know just how real
00:23:04it is i can see that your ongoing litigation with the undertaker hasn't been resolved that doesn't mean
00:23:10that marvin works in a mortuary for fun think about it the initials m balmer m balmer what kind of
00:23:18a
00:23:18cruel joke were his parents playing worst part is i'm m balmer the fifth so that's five generations of
00:23:25being bullied in middle school but no i am not a mortician for fun or professionally just want to
00:23:30clear that up from the jump sorry didn't mean to be rude not offended in the least round about the
00:23:35cauldron go in the poison entrails throw and while we're at it my wife is not a witch exactly
00:23:45what a witch would say dibs on the ruby slippers round about the cauldron go in the poison entrails
00:23:51the room yes oh i'm sorry you guys must think i'm crazy i just got cast in macbeth at the
00:24:00castle
00:24:00theater oh she's gonna be witch number one yeah that's sort of a dream role for me your dream role
00:24:05is witch number one yeah because witch number two was already cast marvin and i are english professors
00:24:11at uvu and total shakespeare buffs what light through yonder window breaks tis our new neighbors
00:24:18and halloween is their son i see we have a fellow shakespearean among us just got my bard card
00:24:24renewed a fortnight ago huzzah here we go and your lawn display is amazing bt dubs an homage to the
00:24:32great tragedies mhm shakespeare was the father of the modern horror genre thou speakest truth
00:24:38hi hi hi hi all right at last i hate to break up this fun little drama camp we've got
00:24:45going on here
00:24:46but this is evergreen lane not the globe theater and our hoa president would never allow this level
00:24:53of theatrics ladies and gentlemen of the hoa for the first time ever we present
00:25:07to your master stations
00:25:10i got the crayoners it's pronounced cruller
00:25:23ladies and gentlemen i do apologize for this late start i was unaware the potency of indoor smoke
00:25:29bombs you could have just borrowed my bulgarian fog condenser but whatever noted thank you i'm sure
00:25:35you're all wondering why we called this last minute meeting no not really emily emailed us all an
00:25:41itinerary last night great well i'm sure you're all wondering why the change of heart then no emily
00:25:46sent us a very inspirational voice memo explaining everything did she now it's great well i guess i'm
00:25:53not sure what i'm doing here other than just looking pretty fly in my vintage j-press suit you look
00:25:58great babe do you want me to take this please please all right everyone per addendum b subparagraph c of
00:26:04the hoa handbook the head of the activities committee has the right and obligation to propose and uphold
00:26:11traditions new and old i love it when you speak by law i learn from the best wow you two
00:26:17really took that
00:26:17to become one homily to heart oh thank you so much okay please stop so i took the committee's feedback
00:26:24i ran it by mr president here and we have decided to turn evergreen lane into
00:26:32ever scream lane we have taken the traditions of yesteryear combined with the zeitgeist of current day
00:26:41to bring this spooky season to life in a new and thrilling way inspired by the boldness of the
00:26:48balmers each household will be required to create a halloween lawn display to bring the spirit of this
00:26:54holiday to life you have one week to get your displays together or there will be consequences
00:27:00i mean it'll be like you know a citation or community service hours but do not tempt me
00:27:05for i have fresh citation pads there will be daily activities leading up to halloween such as a pumpkin
00:27:12painting contest painting why don't we just carve those puppies because ned pumpkin guts are gross
00:27:18they're stringy they're slimy no but it's very visceral for me okay please ned we don't have time
00:27:24for your sensory obsession touch your corduroys thank you pamela you're gonna be thrilled to know that
00:27:29there will be a beastly fake off yes oh my gosh i could be ghoulia child with spooky sweaters and
00:27:39just
00:27:39how we do a toy drive at christmas we will be doing a charity food drive but to top it
00:27:45all off
00:27:47sorry okay jared really wanted to do this part so thank you so much honey and to top it all
00:27:52off on
00:27:53all hallows eve october 31st halloween after the tricks have been played after the treats have been
00:27:59treated we will have a cul-de-sac carnival costume competition to bring that creativity to life are there
00:28:09any rules to who we can or cannot impersonate no more foreign dignitaries we do not need the fbi here
00:28:15again yes ned please keep all costumes within the parameters of hoa guidelines and in accordance
00:28:20with state and federal laws tricky but not impossible in light of all this we have something
00:28:25we'd like to propose that is if we can't invoke addendum three of the party protocol well invoke away
00:28:30please i know you already have the food drive planned but every year we do a big spooky alley in
00:28:36our front yard we go all out to raise money for the children's hospital as a young girl i was
00:28:42treated
00:28:42there and they saved my life so we try to do everything we can to give back that's amazing i
00:28:48mean
00:28:48dealt with the charity i i love it i really wait wait wait wait wait wait how spooky are we
00:28:54talking
00:28:55say like a five or a six on the nosferatu meter but we hit a 7.5 once no no
00:29:01seven five but that was
00:29:03close to y2k so all sorts of things were happening that won't happen again
00:29:09i mean it's within public i think we need to go ahead okay i'm not opposed to it as long
00:29:14as we
00:29:14remember this is for the kids so we have to keep the scare factor to a fiber below yeah of
00:29:18course
00:29:18should we just take a vote yeah i think we have to i mean that's part of the yeah and
00:29:23that settles it
00:29:23i'll pass out some ballots and we can decide if this neighborhood is ready to come together to face
00:29:29our biggest fears this halloween i've already faced my greatest fear a hot yoga class taught by ned
00:29:35it's free on thursdays oh it might be free but you will pay dearly trust me now take me off
00:29:42your mail chimp
00:29:49halloween is back baby okay pumpkin spice your latte i'm just so excited the vote was unanimous
00:29:56everyone loved my halloween plans and then our new neighbors had this amazing idea to do this outdoor
00:30:01spooky alley and it's gonna raise money for the children's hospital first lady of ever scream lane
00:30:05you're really taking charge carving up the hoa handbook how's jared doing with all this at first
00:30:11it was really hard for him to transition his mind to a new holiday kind of like he's cheating on
00:30:15christmas right but now that he's in it he's doubling down it's like kevin and k-pop this is
00:30:19new i played one song for him one time he totally made fun of me the next day it was
00:30:24all he was
00:30:24listening to he's basically made it his whole personality same thing with jared he's been driving
00:30:28all the way to provo to go to this tailor-made costume store almost every day you are in it
00:30:33we are
00:30:33but it is just a lot to balance with work i feel like i'm kind of just going through the
00:30:37motions i mean
00:30:38i'm doing a good job but it's just it's not fulfilling welcome to most of america i think
00:30:43it's just you know the wedding and the honeymoon it was so perfect i just want to relive it well
00:30:47the honeymoon phase is great but the real joy of marriage is the journey that lies ahead
00:30:53i love that speaking of i have to get that little journey to piano lessons hey honey want to wrap
00:30:59up
00:30:59that book you're reading we got to get going all done i finished the whole series actually do you have
00:31:04any more oh i didn't even realize jared had brought that box down from the attic no i only wrote
00:31:09the
00:31:09seven seven how come i only knew about one after my agent didn't get any bites on the first one
00:31:15she
00:31:15dropped me like a t-swift album didn't really make sense to continue i really like the different aliens
00:31:20zolt is so funny really what was your favorite part probably when the hover wagon was broken and zolt
00:31:27was the only one who could fix it because of the combo wrench his dad gave him wow you really
00:31:32did read
00:31:32it yep let me know if you're right anymore thanks nicole i will
00:31:50oh cute costume you look adorable
00:31:58you shall not boss
00:32:03lie you fools boo what are you what are you doing here i've been trying to ask you the same
00:32:09question but someone i know doesn't answer their phone for the last two hours i'm sorry the store's
00:32:12a bit of a dead zone didn't you see the sign jared that says undead zone it's just a clever
00:32:19sign to
00:32:19sell zombie paraphernalia i love this store clearly you've been coming here every day since we jumped
00:32:25on this haunted hayride i just want to feel inspired you know we have a costume contest coming up no
00:32:29no
00:32:29we're doing fan of the opera we're singing the duet yeah um i wanted to talk to you about that
00:32:35jared
00:32:35you know i don't do harmony what if i did the contest
00:32:40alone
00:32:44oh okay is that fine yeah i mean i i don't know what to say but honest reaction go
00:32:52it's fine of course it's fine yeah we have been doing a lot of stuff together lately and maybe
00:32:57maybe we should do some things on our own okay so you're not annoyed i'm only annoyed that now i
00:33:02have to figure out what i'm doing whatever it is i'm sure it's going to be epic speaking of epic
00:33:07we should discuss lawn display asap now what are you thinking evil battling robots zombie apocalypse
00:33:13no no this is what i wanted to tell you i think i have found the perfect thing
00:33:23i'm confused i thought we were working on the lawn display look around what does this remind you of
00:33:28mainly the fact that i missed lunch and i'm starving and i want to eat the entire store no think
00:33:31about
00:33:31it last halloween with grandma hansen gretel the witch's gingerbread house what's more halloween
00:33:38than grim's fairy tale and it's the perfect way to honor grandma i'm gonna get to work on the
00:33:43blueprints immediately we don't have time for blueprints once we build the witch's house it'll be the
00:33:46perfect hiding spot for yard yelping jared yes no i didn't think you were into yard yelping i'm not
00:33:54i'm not
00:33:57but if i was i would be like the daniel day lewis of it you know i hate when people
00:34:01do that
00:34:03ashley nashford still haunts my dreams 20 years later i could see her in that scarecrow makeup she's
00:34:09lurking about oh it's horrible horrible well then why would you vote to protect yard yelping on the new
00:34:15hoa protocol because like it or not it is a tradition and traditions are important but that's
00:34:20why i added the regulation to reduce the scare factor that way every screen lane is a halloween
00:34:25destination for all young and old so impressive i just really want this to be next level and it's
00:34:30going to be everyone can see it thanks you know though speaking of ashlyn doesn't she host wake up
00:34:37utah on channel six yes her mom and mine stayed friends after they moved she mentions it every time she's
00:34:44on tv do you think she could put me in contact with her maybe they could do a story about
00:34:48what
00:34:48we're up to this year sure but aren't you guys like frenemies i mean we were but maybe it was
00:34:55a
00:34:55long time ago and if it could help bring people to the carnival that would be great i mean our
00:34:59neighborhood isn't exactly known as a halloween destination so if we want to raise some serious
00:35:04money for children's hospital i do think it's worth a try i like where your head's at cheers where's
00:35:08your stomach at because i'm starving excuse me can we get a dozen patries to go and uh one is
00:35:13german
00:35:13a chocolate cookie so that oh threw in two honey boys excuse me could i see this please orange
00:35:20oh they clear two glares
00:35:28careful bob i don't want to fall down he's a werewolf why would he be wearing a ball gown
00:35:33let's judge this guy up careful that could be flammable trust me i know
00:35:37i don't want to worry jared slow down looking good belinda thanks boo
00:35:46did you just call ned your boo no i i was just trying to scare him
00:35:50boo did i scare you right out of my socks girl hey jared help me put the nails in my
00:35:57coffin
00:36:08smile you two oh what a couple of handsomes you are oh my goodness oh oh you come you need
00:36:18some ice
00:36:18on this jared a little help yeah i got you what do you clowns think you're doing oh thank you
00:36:25jared it has been a real circus around here with these guys i swear one of them is possessed you
00:36:31know
00:36:31clowns freak a lot of people out but not me i actually i kind of like them well you are
00:36:36braver
00:36:37than i am you know i'm going to try to get these guys set up over there i mean you've
00:36:41been working
00:36:41out could you get that big clown stood up of course anything of course pamela sure
00:36:50you just got yard yelped hard you got me helen you got me good i thought you said clowns didn't
00:37:00scare you hope we didn't scare you too bad don't you ever apologize for a well executed prank jared
00:37:07is a big boy he can handle it that's right oh look none of belinda are trying to prank you
00:37:12too
00:37:14are you seeing what i'm seeing oh my god jared jared are you okay what's happening to him mom i
00:37:22don't
00:37:22know sweetie just go inside yes dear whatever looking good belinda thanks boo i'm sorry oh here we go
00:37:33oh is that better yeah that's better jared are you okay
00:37:42i've seen that people jared don't do anything crazy
00:37:55emily emily emily where are you i'm in the kitchen
00:38:02no no no no no no no is everything okay no it's not okay we are in fact in a
00:38:09worst
00:38:09case scenario scenario did you get rejected from the santa academy what did you hear something no
00:38:13it's worse than that how is that even possible it's ned did he steal your devil sticks what no
00:38:17where are those by the way that's so odd maybe they'll show up so bad i don't even want to
00:38:21say
00:38:21it out loud okay is he going through like a flat earth phase again it's worse than that okay you're
00:38:27dating my mom oh no
00:38:36i don't care what he says i refuse to call him dad you might be getting ahead of yourself
00:38:40here you don't know how serious it is yet whatever it was it definitely was not in the friend zone
00:38:45do
00:38:45they know that you saw them flirting no i'll never say a word because i want it raced from my
00:38:49memory
00:38:49every time i close my eyes i can just see the way they were looking at each other just focused
00:38:55and
00:38:55cats look there's no one else in the cul-de-sac actually sounds kind of sweet the man pours
00:39:00peckle brine in the shredded wheat there's nothing sweet about him
00:39:06i have to tell pamela not to tell anyone she saw two is that bad that's not good is she
00:39:10gonna tell
00:39:10everyone i mean that tea's probably too hot for her not to spill we have to stop this i get
00:39:14that you're
00:39:14upset but you got to remember they're adults and ned is ned and maybe that's what your mom wants
00:39:18or maybe she's onto a spell didn't you say that he studied hypnosis in uh in vienna jared you have
00:39:24to talk to her ask her how she's feeling she's obviously worried and that's why she's hiding it
00:39:29from you so tell her it's safe for her to talk to you about it at this point i don't
00:39:33know if it is
00:39:33great okay why don't you just take a breath and go work on the gingerbread house i'm sure there's
00:39:37some gumdrops that need to be gummed or some candy that needs to be caned what there's no candy canes
00:39:42halloween jared just eat your pie for you i will needs more sprinkles that looks good when did you
00:39:51do this been wrapped up with all this net knot since i even noticed this what are you doing over
00:39:56here jess was over here with nicole the other day and she read all of those books that you had
00:40:00brought
00:40:00down from the attic and she really loved them and it just kind of inspired me to pick it up
00:40:04again you
00:40:04totally should it's very casual just the neighborhood had inspired an idea and it just you know just
00:40:09started sketching some things out sketch away my love looks great you're so talented i love you
00:40:17oh oh my goodness ashlyn texting me back oh nice what'd she say the channel 6 news is coming to
00:40:23ever scream lane what i'm gonna text the girls
00:40:36what happened there graham how'd you go all ski-wampus on me again
00:40:47everything's looking really good around here and
00:40:53i'm writing again i mean i'm not getting too excited just because what happened last time but
00:40:58i am having so much fun and that's enough for me right now anyway it's turning into the picture
00:41:05perfect holiday and it just feels like everything's come full circle
00:41:13i only wish you were here to see it love you good night
00:41:26i'm ashlyn ashworth and welcome to wake up utah we are here on evergreen lane or should i say
00:41:32ever scream lane a neighborhood that is usually known for christmas has traded its
00:41:37cheer for fear this spooky season when we come back we will join them as they kick off the much
00:41:43anticipated neighborhood pumpkin painting contest a tradition that has been squashed for over 25 years
00:41:51i nailed that right hey is it a bad time no not at all we're on commercial it is great
00:41:57to see you
00:41:57emily good to see you too thank you so much for coming are you serious i had to see this
00:42:01for myself
00:42:01i still can't believe that you're behind all of this we used to live here you know how festive we
00:42:06get for christmas sure but ever since you got so scared by my scarecrow prank this entire neighborhood
00:42:12turned into a ghost town on halloween remember oh that is good hey write that down oh i remember
00:42:18and so does my therapist trust me come on it wasn't that bad i mean your friend jeremy was there
00:42:23and he
00:42:23didn't seem too scared jared who me jared farnsworth oh i'm so sorry i meet a lot of people no
00:42:30no it's
00:42:31okay uh i was with her the night that you yard yelled this dress is handsome you know we were
00:42:36in
00:42:36miss thornock's homeroom together super skinny legs always wanted to play the mash game with us super
00:42:40nerdy that's fun to hear oh yeah big dorky glasses and he would always rig the mash game to end
00:42:45up with
00:42:46you i was like hello well i guess he got his wish because we got married last month that's amazing
00:42:54seriously congrats you two thank you and thank you so much for doing this segment it's really exciting
00:42:58yeah as hoa president we really appreciate the exposure yeah to show how far we've come since
00:43:03we celebrated halloween on this level of course do you want me to interview you two no yes i i
00:43:09just
00:43:09was thinking we should keep it about the neighbor you know totally okay well we're about to be back so
00:43:14i can catch up with you guys later yeah girl do your thing okay uh ty let's move let's go
00:43:20get more
00:43:20coverage do your thing girl what was that i don't know i mean i get around her and i turn
00:43:24into plastic that is
00:43:26the least of my concerns right now i mean look that is at the table with my mom they're on
00:43:30a team
00:43:30relax relax relax it's ned and how do you feel about the halloween traditions coming back to life
00:43:36it's simply gorgeous did you see what i did there gord gordages that is a good one did you just
00:43:43come
00:43:43up with that that's been ripening on the vine for years don't make me put you down for now bob
00:43:49when
00:43:49you're known for only christmas you don't have the opportunity to show your rage most people know that
00:43:54i have a doctorate in arts and crafts but what they don't know is that i did a study abroad
00:44:00in the
00:44:00atacama region of northern chile which is the pumpkin capital of south america basically i have forgotten
00:44:07more about these babies than most people will learn in a lifetime i'm about to ph destroy the competition
00:44:14if you know what i mean do you know what i mean i think i do how would you describe
00:44:19your neighbors
00:44:19intense but in a good way like benedict from much ado about nothing well i'd say a little more like
00:44:25catherine from taming it true she's more like rosalyn well no i mean i know you love rosalyn
00:44:29might as well talk about tartuffe i'm excited to use the pointillism technique my mom taught me
00:44:33i think it really captures the essence of the holiday without being too on the nose i've gone for more
00:44:38of
00:44:38a cubist approach using shapes to really represent the surreal nature of what halloween represents look at
00:44:44those couple goals adorable i can't even enjoy this right now i'm far too upset honey i want you to
00:44:48try to stay calm like at the wise like at the wise that's something you only say in your extreme
00:44:54duress deep breaths ty for this one i'd love to get a nice in-camera zoom as you can see
00:44:59not everyone
00:45:00dressed up for the painting contest i guess some of us just care more now ty go wide go wide
00:45:12paint with us fun fact the first jack-o-lanterns were made from turnips or large potatoes it stemmed
00:45:22from the celtic sam hain festival in ireland which some people pronounce sawane yeah they were believed
00:45:29to ward off evil spirits lurking about but today there's a much more jocular meaning to it and dare
00:45:36i say romantic oh romantic in what way uh take our pumpkins for example oh romeo and juliet correct
00:45:45we are nearing noontide so the lighting is not correct for this but could you imagine what this
00:45:53street would look like at night and with these pumpkins carved and lit as they should have been done
00:46:00come even tide these star-crossed lovers will surely light up the autumnal sky oh dear edgar james
00:46:11broadhead step away from my mama i most certainly will not jared sweetie you know what let's just take
00:46:22a minute and talk about this that's a great idea belinda you know why don't we turn off the cameras
00:46:26for a second and we can discuss how long has this been going on well i can't speak for the
00:46:31lady but
00:46:32as for me two christmases ago the night you first took the throne in santa's village betrayed and in
00:46:39my own kingdom i will not allow you to defame the foreign source name with your unwelcomed advances
00:46:46they are more than welcome thank you very much is that true truer than true north more absolute than
00:46:54absolute zero
00:47:02there you have it folks true love right here on live tv
00:47:15and just like that hoa president jared barnesworth smashes a jack-o-lantern of love
00:47:22begging the question should this neighborhood actually be called ever mean lane that's enough
00:47:30ashland back to you ted back to you ted as a childhood resident of the lane i know from experience
00:47:40how
00:47:40firm of a grip the homeowners association has on its residents the intensity is simply too much for some
00:47:47including my parents when asked hoa president jared barnesworth refused to make a statement but his
00:47:54actions spoke much more than words
00:47:59many utahns would dream of living on evergreen lane but today felt more like a nightmare on elm street oh
00:48:06come on that's just yellow journalism with a reputation like that i have a feeling the surrounding
00:48:11communities will be frightened away from the rest of the activities this halloween turn it off
00:48:16i'm ashlyn ashworth and this is thank you for letting us use your house as a neutral holding
00:48:22zone while the deliberation occurs so sorry you had to see that i thought it was kind of exciting
00:48:26actually ned broadhead is dating my mother do you understand the implications behind that type of
00:48:32betrayal and you expect me to be concerned with anything else right now i mean i don't know left from
00:48:36doubt i don't know diagonals right now i mean the man who lived next door to me my best man
00:48:41and the
00:48:42woman that gave birth to me she gave birth to me and i don't know what's happening right now i'm
00:48:47so
00:48:48confused let's just put a hold on the existential crisis until we hear what it is you have to do
00:48:52to
00:48:52make this right and i just hope they don't strip you of your presidential powers they can do that it's
00:48:56in the hands of the triumvirate of truth is that from star wars oh don't let the name fool you
00:49:01it's
00:49:01just mary louise pam and bob they meet at swigalicious and sugarhouse don't belittle the system these are
00:49:06time-proven protocols emergency measures to bring balance to the bylaws star wars who can forget
00:49:11the great hayfield mcavoy debate of 91 when a power grid dispute almost cancelled christmas but lo
00:49:19two humble hoa members stepped into the breach and created the magna carta of merriment are you saying
00:49:26all this because you and i invented it can't i just be proud of our work yes but you don't
00:49:30make us
00:49:30sound humble humble schmumble that's not a nice accusation can we please make a good impression on the
00:49:34new neighbors honey do you think you'll ever forgive me it's not my forgiveness you need right
00:49:59the triumvirate of truth has reached a decision do what must be done jared farnsworth you have been
00:50:07charged with destruction of personal property and projecting a pumpkin in a pedestrian perimeter
00:50:13not only did this impact the cleanliness of our curbs but it brought negative news coverage to the
00:50:18neighborhood which in turn plummeted the projected property values by approximately three percent hold
00:50:24my soda we know ned to be neurotic and now is known to be necking with your next of kin
00:50:32however we have
00:50:33reviewed the reasoning for your revolt and although we find the target of your treason to be tyrannical it
00:50:40cannot be tolerated in order to be forgiven you must fulfill the following i don't read kirstie very well
00:50:49i'm sorry bob i don't know hyroglyphics i'll paraphrase your powers will be temporarily suspended and given to
00:50:58emily until you make things right emotions are running really high right now and we think you
00:51:04need to sit down with ned and talk it over man to man you ruined it bob you took away
00:51:08all of my
00:51:09alliteration and flair i got you girl basically you better buy the old buck of beer i accept the
00:51:16triumvirate's decision i i'm sorry i hold on look i i'm all for you making good with ned i mean
00:51:24you can
00:51:24go out on your mandate you can bro it up all you want but as your interim president i have
00:51:30a mandate
00:51:30of my own anything before you go out with your bro i think belinda deserves a one-on-one conversation
00:51:37of her own don't you i concur madam president thank you i'm so embarrassed we had so much soda
00:51:44i i can't believe that we never thought of her i blame the firm psychological grip of the patriarchy
00:51:49my bad it's okay i've got my traveling quill all right i'll just add this to the bottom of the
00:51:55parchment okay men do not tell book club about this hmm yum
00:52:16pink meringue oh yes thank you you're delicious you know you didn't have to spring for the queen
00:52:23victoria package i i know i but i wanted to i know you've always wanted to have tea with a
00:52:30daughter but
00:52:30you know there are no rules about having it with a son i appreciate it but it's me we we
00:52:36can just
00:52:37talk okay then i will start by apologizing emily reminded me that we're all adults here and
00:52:49i sure wasn't acting like one neither did i i could have told you i should have told you when
00:52:56i first
00:52:56started catching feelings but it took me a while to realize what was happening
00:53:03so are are you in that like
00:53:10i don't know how to define it exactly but according to mary louise the kids would say we're talking talking
00:53:18what does that mean first of all how does an 80 year old woman know what the lingo is
00:53:27mom the real question is are are you happy i find myself smiling every day that ned is a real
00:53:35rizzler
00:53:37love that for you i think your father's been gone for so long that i i kind of forgot what
00:53:44it felt
00:53:45like to be seen in that way and i never expected to feel that way about ned but something about
00:53:51him
00:53:52has changed and i love the way his eyes light up when he sees me or when he listens to
00:53:58me talk and i know
00:54:01he's one tall glass of some self-distilled spirit but he gets me and oh when he kisses me oh
00:54:08you can
00:54:08stop there i get the picture oh boy i think it just caught me by surprise you know i ned
00:54:17and i
00:54:17haven't always gotten along and he's the strangest man i've ever met but you know i love the guy i
00:54:26know
00:54:26you do and honestly it's still early with us i don't know what's going to happen but it means so
00:54:32much to me to know that i have your support absolutely i love you son i love you too
00:54:39but if you call ned the rizzler ever again i've changed my mind
00:54:48so when did you first know uh christmas eve uh the year emily came back
00:54:56your mother joined me outside for a mug of hot bourbon cider it was so dark
00:55:03i could just see the moon on her hair and we started talking about our favorite stars
00:55:10you know i could not narrow it down to one star but i do have a favorite nebula of course
00:55:16because
00:55:16everyone knows that so i was born may 1st yes which makes me a please land your plane a taurus
00:55:25taurus
00:55:28which means my favorite is going to be the crab nebula otherwise known as ngc 1952 sure
00:55:35yeah every everyone knows that yes but what i didn't know was your mother's favorite star is
00:55:43australia star you didn't know that at all i literally named the only star i could think of it's
00:55:49okay not all of us are astrophiles but those of us who are know that it is located in the
00:55:55constellation
00:55:56of taurus and then your mother tells me that australia is really a very famous greek nymph how
00:56:04i'm gonna stop you right there uh it's gonna be enough mythology for one evening no really you
00:56:08should google the story and read it later it's a scorcher i promise you i will not okay but do
00:56:15you
00:56:15want to ask you a favor yes sir first never use nymph and my mother in the same sentence ever
00:56:23again
00:56:23that's a big ask i'm asking i'm gonna try try really really hard yes sir also
00:56:31please treat her well and please be honest with her i swear on the stars and you watch out for
00:56:41yourself too broadhead you hear me okay she breaks your heart don't come crying to me the game of love
00:56:46is high risk high reward i know what i'm playing i swear to risking it all
00:57:01you want to play some pool i'll play billiards you can call whatever you want you're going down bro
00:57:06hell yeah sure
00:57:14hey babe why are you sitting up i had an idea and it just keeps flowing i couldn't sleep how'd
00:57:20it go with
00:57:30that and belinda
00:57:32wow that good huh not my weeds not my cart well said
00:57:41i'm about to head to bed all right should i wait up for you no i'm almost done here i
00:57:46was hoping maybe
00:57:47we could snuggle and watch a movie i think i'll make that happen do not drop me please why would
00:57:54i
00:57:54drop you so by watch a movie do you mean start a movie and then in 15 minutes you'll be
00:58:04asleep in
00:58:05my arm yeah but first we could flirt a little you know laugh and cuddle while we try to find
00:58:10something
00:58:10to watch that actually sounds amazing it's my favorite thing in the whole world
00:58:19you know the more i think about the ashland situation i
00:58:22the more i feel like maybe i should reach out and just try and clear the air
00:58:28it was me who embarrassed myself on regional tv
00:58:31no honey i'm not talking about pumpkin gate
00:58:35something she said on the broadcast like maybe her family felt like they were pushed out of the
00:58:42neighborhood i mean i know i can't change anything but i i just would really love to extend a peace
00:58:49offering you know i mean we're adults we shouldn't be shouldn't have this like weirdness from our
00:58:55childhood between us if that's the way you feel i think you should definitely reach out thanks honey
00:59:05isn't it so nice to have someone you can say anything to at any time
00:59:15that is the best definition of marriage i've ever heard
00:59:26hey thanks so much for agreeing to meet me oh of course i'm sorry i don't have more time i
00:59:30have
00:59:30just been so busy with the tapings and keeping up with my followers i've recorded seven cameos this
00:59:35week oh my goodness i'm gonna make it quick i um don't worry about michaela she has heard it all
00:59:40she is a bolt i just wanted to apologize for when we were younger i was the one that scared
00:59:48you remember
00:59:48i know but what i really mean is after that i know the neighbors went into overdrive trying to
00:59:53protect me after my grandmother passed and after the whole scarecrow thing and i just really hope
00:59:57that's not the reason your family decided to move away and after you moved i i thought you were angry
01:00:03at me i really did i thought you were mad and i should have talked to you about it right
01:00:06then and
01:00:06there and instead i put up this wall and it wasn't because i didn't like you it was actually quite
01:00:12the
01:00:12opposite come on emily you nicknamed me schlin shady and that was totally unfair i mean how were you
01:00:16supposed to know that i was gonna ask buzz okey to sadie's everyone wanted to ask buzz ah blue-eyed
01:00:21buzz the
01:00:21truth is you were so cool and popular and i and i just loved what you did with the school
01:00:25announcements you never told me that well i should have they were clever and funny and everyone loved
01:00:29them and i mean look look where you are now secretly i kind of always wanted to volunteer to write
01:00:33the
01:00:33copy for the teleprompter why didn't you say anything i just never had the courage and i was embarrassed
01:00:39about how things ended between us when you moved i just want to say i'm sorry that i let my
01:00:45own
01:00:45insecurities come between what could have been a really cool friendship
01:00:49we need ashlyn and studio c asap oh i'm so sorry i have to run it's okay talk later yeah
01:00:56of course
01:00:56go go go thank you oh uh here's a headshot for free oh thank you i'll see you soon
01:01:04that went well i can't believe you confronted the great and powerful ashlyn been bugging me for years it
01:01:11felt so good to get it off my chest i mean she didn't give me much of a reaction but
01:01:15that's okay it was
01:01:15worth it i gotta say i'm proud of you on so many levels oh thank you also i think you're
01:01:20really
01:01:20on to something this year those spider doodles look amazing they taste great too i had three of them
01:01:25when mom wasn't looking go to call marie you're gonna make yourself sick come on it's halloween isn't
01:01:29that the point well fine at least give me a bite then mm those are amazing thank you i'm so
01:01:37glad
01:01:37but save some room for pamela's because you know she is a shoe-in to win the contest no secret
01:01:41there
01:01:42i don't know i'm pretty much of a cookie expert at this point i think you have a chance thanks
01:01:48i mean we'll see i just do feel like the creative juices have been flowing you know since i started
01:01:52writing again i don't know maybe some of that energy has been absorbed into the baking as well
01:01:56i was gonna say there's something different about you i thought it was the honeymoon glow but
01:02:00got a little spark in you i didn't realize how much i miss writing you know like i've forgotten
01:02:05about the joy it brings me i think i thought copywriting was enough but maybe it's not well now you
01:02:10know
01:02:10at least you're back to doing something you love yeah exactly and even if it doesn't turn
01:02:14into something i do for money at least i know it's important to me it's exactly how i feel about
01:02:17the
01:02:17real housewives of salt lake city oh i wish they'd bring monica back right she's the best part i was
01:02:22more intrigued by jen's storyline they said i was a good mom not a perfect mom i hope it's okay
01:02:28that
01:02:28we're a little late i'll get set up thanks oh thank you so much for hosting belinda was a little
01:02:34preoccupied this week if you know what i mean are you kidding this is our idea of a housewarming party
01:02:38more like heartwarming seriously we have lived in a lot of places and never really felt like we fit
01:02:45in until now oh well i think if we looked into the cauldron we would see a lifetime of friendship
01:02:51ahead
01:02:51for us look at our little angel all caught up in festive spirit true i've never seen her so happy
01:03:00but
01:03:01our angel still can't compete with our devil food albert you little demon you
01:03:07come on come on just let me have just a little taste bob not yet even oh i have never
01:03:13been so
01:03:14in love well if you're so in love go get me a drink i can't believe you would take palesthesia
01:03:20over
01:03:21echolocation i mean if you lost your prefrontal cortex see there you go again trying to confuse me
01:03:25with your technical jargon i'm just saying money aside i would rather be peter parker than bruce wayne
01:03:30you are so wrong that fog oh luna wow the detail of your piping is amazing i applaud your efforts
01:03:42i i really
01:03:43do and this is your first cookie competition is it yep and i guess we'll have to see if a
01:03:50win is to be
01:03:51or not to be oh never heard that one before either way we're really hoping we can at least turn
01:03:56a few
01:03:56heads oh well how very optimistic of you but alas poor yorick once the judges take a bite of my
01:04:05chocolate chip chupacabras you're going to be heading home with a participation ribbon pinned
01:04:10on your festive little sweater and that is what we call pre-game intimidation helen take notes
01:04:21shoot they're pretty good okay
01:04:25are we ready
01:04:29welcome to the first beastly bake-off in more than 20 years we had a wickedly hard time judging the
01:04:37entries this year and uh i'm a little scared to announce the winner you should be scared lover girl
01:04:43because if i smell any netty boy nepotism i will go nuclear i can assure you that outside of this
01:04:49year's
01:04:50amazing entries there has been no home cooking in the selection process unlike christmas rules there is
01:04:57only one winner today no second or third place that's right only room for one creature in this cavern
01:05:03baby okay here we go and the winner is
01:05:11for her cinnamon spider doodles
01:05:20there's no such thing as cruelers
01:05:23pamela no no pamela pamela pamela darling pamela it's me it's mary louise
01:05:32oh mary louise it's you
01:05:36bob it's you too oh you guys i just i just had the most horrible dream oh there were cookies
01:05:43and and
01:05:44a witch and and and you were there and and belinda you were there oh and jared you were there
01:05:51too and
01:05:51and so were you easy easy easy we've already performed the awards audit i could confidently
01:06:02confirm that there was no tomfoolery she won fair and square but i you know and she can't how good
01:06:09jean she's never been able to cook anything in her life pamela if i had known how much this was
01:06:13going to upset you or how you were going to react i i would have just given up and let
01:06:16you win you and
01:06:17me both where's my helen she's in her room facetiming with her dad thank you sure
01:06:26well i don't know if it's a head injury or not but i want to apologize to all of you
01:06:33every year
01:06:34i get so obsessed with winning that i let it become my identity but as i look around and see
01:06:40all of your
01:06:41faces i realize that i've already won because i live on evergreen lane and there's no place like home
01:06:53uh you guys i'm so sorry to interrupt this very sweet moment then don't but i have news
01:06:59it looks like channel six wants to come out and live stream the carnival spooky alley and all
01:07:03wow looks like we better haul out the halloween yes okay everyone everyone thank you thank you so
01:07:17much for coming on such short notice an opportunity has presented itself and i just had to share and
01:07:23bring it to a vote i got a text from ashton ashworth at channel six and it looks like they
01:07:29want to come
01:07:30back to the lane what about that smear piece she did about us it wasn't exactly a smear jared did
01:07:36go full billy corgan on those pumpkins he did i'm taking full responsibility for my actions apparently
01:07:41it was great for ratings for the network and they want to come back and cover the carnival and the
01:07:45spooky alley i think this could take our fundraiser to the next level i think we should do it guys
01:07:49they
01:07:49lived here like five minutes i'm just saying you know you've been fundraising you know it's for the
01:07:54kids but you know it still seems really fishy to me i smell a conspiracy can't risk any more bad
01:07:59press
01:07:59guys guys guys come on it's time to help a prez out listen when i had to relinquish my powers
01:08:05to my
01:08:06better half i realized something i realized that serving this community it's a privilege
01:08:13i let my anger get the best of me and i was a very poor example of how our leader
01:08:17should be luckily
01:08:18you guys cared about me enough to give me a second chance now it's our chance to come together as
01:08:24a
01:08:24community and a neighborhood and celebrate in front of the entire state of utah and a few select counties
01:08:30in idaho wyoming and nevada depending on local tv markets yes ned not important but sure yeah the
01:08:39point is it's time we back up our humble president and we show everyone what halloween means to us
01:08:45what do you say are you in yeah i'm in ever scream on three one two three
01:08:55oh hey did you ever bob for apples oh you better believe it oh well we're on here we go
01:09:08that way they call it bobbing for apples leave them alone it'll keep them busy till
01:09:13out of time smart inflatables are not scary and if they get unplugged did you i mean the illusion
01:09:20is ruined the idea is for the kids have a good time not send them home with night terrors look
01:09:25at
01:09:25this it's horrifying okay okay we're gonna mix her and also the animatronic chucky doll but i'm keeping
01:09:30the homemade babadoo oh keep the babadoo guys i'm a little worried about the costume contest we don't
01:09:35have any signups i mean my parents are given jared said he's preparing something other than that it is
01:09:40slow and i'm just worried we won't have a lot of foot traffic you know for the spooky alley i
01:09:43just
01:09:43hope the rumors aren't true what rumors oh i don't like to gossip says a woman who invented the avril
01:09:49levine conspiracy oh i have my reasons and quite compelling evidence i might add thank you i don't
01:09:55care about that belinda tell me what you heard please spill it honey you gotta go listen i don't know
01:09:59what they've been talking about i'm scared we've been gone from us i don't care if you're scared grab a
01:10:03couple cans all right you know mary louise's hairdresser britney bateman girl can frost the
01:10:08top and that's no rumor apparently her sister-in-law heidi birch works out at train insane when none
01:10:13other than ashlyn ashworth she said they're only covering the spooky alley for clickbait what oh i
01:10:21don't understand she's hoping it's going to be a train wreck like the pumpkin contest what do you got
01:10:25i got nothing and after what she posted about pamela from the beastly bake-off how do you suppose she
01:10:31heard about that do you reckon i've kept in touch with her mother i didn't know the phone call was
01:10:36on the record yeah there was always something strange about ashlyn didn't you tell me that when
01:10:40you were in high school they called for schlin shady yes technically but that was kind of my fault
01:10:45i don't think she has an ulterior motive oh really you don't think she does oh i hope so but
01:10:49you know
01:10:50after that first news piece went viral it doesn't look like the rest of the neighborhood is so
01:10:54confident rumor or not we can't let this thing fail it's for charity now and we're going to prove
01:10:59everyone wrong yes you know marvin and i are all in thank you i don't doubt it and you can
01:11:03put bob
01:11:04and i down too yeah we've been cooking up something that's uh electrifying really what is that you can
01:11:10click down dj frankenstein but another word mary louise i do not want any spoilers that's exactly what
01:11:18jared said he's not doing something with you no he insisted on doing something solo what about you
01:11:23guys ned asked me to join up with him really where are you going us i tell you but he
01:11:27made me sign an
01:11:28airtight non-disclosure agreement i will say the stakes are very high with this one what does
01:11:34airtight mean to you exactly and what about you pamela don't ask you know that helen and i are ride
01:11:40or die i wasn't asking to tag along i have something very special up my sleeve anyway well i hope
01:11:45that
01:11:45it's spooky because we've got something that's going to push that nosferatu meter to a high five
01:11:50ah yeah touchdown bob now empty those tubs because they're contaminated
01:12:00your lucky lady mary louise
01:12:06i don't know why that keeps happening to you graham you trying to tell me something
01:12:13i don't know what the stress levels are like on the other side there but let me tell you they're
01:12:17getting pretty high around here i'm just trying to balance it all you know jared and the hoa and my
01:12:25work and all the activities and i really just want to make you proud she is proud you sure about
01:12:35that
01:12:40yeah the whole neighborhood is especially me i'm proud of you too even after my near impeachment okay
01:12:49so it wasn't exactly your brightest moment but it did show me how much you care about your mom and
01:12:56i
01:12:56love that about you i love everything about you i gotta tell you there was this moment
01:13:08at the bake-off when they announced my name is the winner it was the first time i had heard
01:13:13someone
01:13:13else say it out loud emily farnsworth i just had this surge of joy and love and it just
01:13:22filled my heart from bottom to top that is of course until it was totally ruined when pamela face
01:13:28planted into the ground but for a moment it was perfect
01:13:35i'm so proud to be married to you thank you for saying that
01:13:41i needed to hear that i feel like i was really good at being your boyfriend your fiancee
01:13:48like i'm dropping the ball that allows your husband oh honey come on marriage this is new for
01:13:55both of us i mean there's no shame in needing practice yeah i think if we're willing to be honest
01:14:01about what's going on inside the good the bad the ugly i think we'll be just fine yeah i think
01:14:10so too
01:14:10i am a little worried about all these rumors that are going around about ashlyn ashworth i i just i
01:14:16i
01:14:16don't even know what to believe anymore even if they are true so what this entire neighborhood
01:14:20is pulling together and if she thinks that we're going to fall apart on live tv she's dead wrong
01:14:27you're absolutely right this neighborhood is so special and if people don't get it that's on them
01:14:36you know what i'm gonna stay up and work on my book a little bit okay
01:14:41you don't have to wait up like all the time you need because i am planning a little surprise for
01:14:46us
01:14:55are you a good witch or a bad witch i was gonna ask you the same thing why i'm clearly
01:14:59glinda the
01:15:00good i know sorry i don't know why i said that you look cute but what's with the headset well
01:15:04somebody's
01:15:04got to run the show so i get that i'm excited where's your husband oh he's been out running
01:15:10errands for the carnival all day i think he's waiting for the big reveal he doesn't want anyone
01:15:14to see his costume till the last minute i'll make sure the cameras are rolling okay yeah um i should
01:15:20probably go all right thanks ty let's get b-roll well i know they say wickedness was never happiness but
01:15:28this outfit begs to differ you look amazing thank you where is your costume i told you it's a surprise
01:15:35okay well you better hurry up i can't be seen with a halloween humbug i would not dream of it
01:15:41i don't know what to think i just can't tell if she's up to no good
01:15:45doesn't matter look at this cul-de-sac you're literally surrounded by loved ones you got this
01:15:52there you go gotta go
01:16:15what are you 30 no out of here out you did my taxes
01:16:21last year you can't trick or treat you're too old
01:16:28i hope it picks up i'm not worried you think it has anything to do with pretty pink princess over
01:16:37there i mean i hope not oh yeah i see how it is you don't show up for helen's harp
01:16:43recital but you
01:16:44make it to the halloween party sorry sis you know i can't pass up a good old-fashioned fright fest
01:16:49it is a full moon but keep the scares to a minimum emily will have you removed from the premises
01:16:54true i'm more teen wolf than full-blown lichen but lichen is nerdy little brother speak for werewolf
01:17:00the lore is very important to me especially at this time of year do you accept cashier's checks
01:17:05sure i don't see why not thank you you're welcome these are great by the way yeah all right scare
01:17:12you
01:17:12guys later bucky this isn't costco those aren't free samples no no no let him have it like it or
01:17:19not
01:17:19the man is generous
01:17:36who dares receive each other as we shall make our grease and clamor roar upon his death and now straight
01:17:44from
01:17:44transylvania some dark magic from dracula i want to blow your mind
01:17:53false face must hide with the false heart doth know
01:17:59i hope i haven't made a mistake
01:18:05oh you are lucky now my love
01:18:11all right everybody let's give it up for dj frankenstein and his buffet
01:18:20if you're looking at our costumes and you're feeling kind of jelly i'll tell you a story by the
01:18:25lady mary shelley the stale is guaranteed to send a shiver down your spine it's about the one
01:18:30i know like dr frankenstein he ignored his friends at school and didn't listen to his teachers he went
01:18:35around his lab just to work on his creature it took a bolt of lightning to bring the thing to
01:18:40life
01:18:40and then when he was done he started working on his wife doctor what doctor doctor frankenstein
01:18:46doctor who doctor doctor frankenstein
01:18:56hey hey i i should have said this earlier but i just wanted to thank you for your kindness
01:19:03it meant a lot to jared and all of us really that you were willing to give us a second
01:19:08chance
01:19:08please don't mention it and i want to give you something it's it's not totally finished the dummy
01:19:14but in the spirit of ever scream lane it's about a little scarecrow who loves the tricks of halloween
01:19:19and a witch who loves the treats and well they figure out that they can both have a happy halloween
01:19:26it's so cute oh look it's us who did this oh i did it yeah i i did it i
01:19:33you know this whole
01:19:35season has been full of ups and downs but it's really inspired me to get back to doing what i
01:19:39love and you were a huge part of that i don't understand you've just always known what you wanted
01:19:45and you've gone for it and i truly admired that and i may have gotten a little sidetracked but
01:19:50i realized i got to get back to doing what i love which is writing books well thank you for
01:19:55this
01:19:57and thank you for what you said when you visited the studio it really helped me put everything into
01:20:02perspective i could have been a lot nicer to you as well maybe now we can start over i'd really
01:20:10like
01:20:10that yeah yeah i'd really like that and uh just a heads up you might want to send some more
01:20:17volunteers
01:20:17to the ticket booth oh really i've been sharing the fun of my stories and the word is really spreading
01:20:22you're about to have a lot more visitors headed your way oh thank you we're ready for them ladies and
01:20:28gentlemen it's time for our special guest nickelback on elm street i love nickelback
01:20:39give it up for the lead singer chatty krueger
01:20:53i realized when i was picking out this chatty krueger outfit that was the old jared thinking
01:20:58now i'm thinking as your husband what i really wanted was something for for us
01:21:05that's what this is what is this step into my lair
01:21:20oh look at their costumes could they be more adorable no someone surprised me with a couple's
01:21:26costume after all i like this so much i'm not gonna take it off i don't think i could take
01:21:30these off if i wanted to family sewed my shirt into my pants thanks again for making the fundraiser
01:21:36happen guys they are still counting donations but we have already earned double what we did last
01:21:41we should get some mead by the way a courier dropped this off today you were busy with your
01:21:48tape measure so i told him i would give it to you okay thanks what's this it's velvet
01:22:01i got it we're going to norway that is if my wife and i agree after an in-depth discussion
01:22:10there you go good day
01:22:14santa academy okay but tonight's not about santa we may only have a few hours left to celebrate
01:22:20before christmas takes over so what do you say we give halloween all we got happy halloween
01:22:35and thus began a new chapter in the story of evergreen lane we became the annual go-to place
01:22:41for trick-or-treating and the spooky alley fundraiser was a huge success in order to keep the peace we
01:22:48let pamela and helen win the costume contest the excitement of my new children's book along with
01:22:53jared's loving support gave me the confidence to quit my job and pursue writing full-time
01:22:59i know what gram gram was trying to tell me the true spirit of halloween is about remembering the
01:23:05ones you love and having fun and creating memories with those that are still here if you can remember
01:23:11that and pass the tradition on to the next generation that spirit will never truly die
01:23:43so
01:23:51you
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