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00:00:28You

00:00:44Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Cuphead Show.

00:00:53Welcome, welcome, welcome.

00:00:56Welcome, welcome, welcome.

00:00:59Welcome, welcome, welcome.

00:01:05Welcome, welcome.

00:01:11I have seen this half-half season, right?

00:01:14Look, Siddhupa ji, what do you have to do?

00:01:16What do you have to do next?

00:01:18You have to do the next four.

00:01:20What did you have to do next?

00:01:22You have to take the next four, Guru.

00:01:25But something also happens.

00:01:27Today will be delicious.

00:01:30The whole country will be prepared for the whole country.

00:01:37The whole country will be prepared for the whole country.

00:01:41The whole country will be prepared for the whole country.

00:01:44Yes, yes, yes.

00:01:45What's wrong?

00:01:47Now you're coming!

00:01:53Okay, Lily, Lily, Silly.

00:01:56You please go back, sir, and take care of my cafe.

00:01:58And Chilly.

00:01:59Chilly?

00:02:00You go and hit the table on the table.

00:02:02Okay, Caps.

00:02:03Okay, Caps.

00:02:04Caps.

00:02:07Thank you, Caps.

00:02:16Caps.

00:02:37Caps.

00:02:39I want to give you a budget so much that we can afford our budget so that we can afford

00:02:44this.

00:02:47Paji, so many years later on the course of the course, it's just a government

00:02:52government.

00:02:52But how do you feel?

00:02:56Tell me.

00:02:56Netflix has a lot of money.

00:02:58How do you feel?

00:03:00In July and August, June can't come.

00:03:03And in two Amritasar people can't come.

00:03:07I can't do it!

00:03:09Oh!

00:03:11Come on!

00:03:12Come on!

00:03:13Come on!

00:03:18But do you know, Paji?

00:03:19Yes, yes.

00:03:20This was a big tension. Sorry, I can't talk to Paji.

00:03:24Jyotish says,

00:03:26Rahuu, Ketu, I'll take care of you.

00:03:27Tell Siddhu.

00:03:31Okay, Jyotish said,

00:03:33Tell Siddhu ji.

00:03:37He said,

00:03:38He said,

00:03:39I'll make Jyotish.

00:03:44But I'll tell you,

00:03:45Siddhu Paji didn't have any difficulty.

00:03:47When Siddhu Paji said,

00:03:48Paji, you will sit with Arshan Ji.

00:03:51He said,

00:03:52I'll do the commentary here.

00:03:53I'll do it here.

00:03:55Now, in a match,

00:03:59they said,

00:04:00Paji Paji said,

00:04:01Tell me,

00:04:0320 runs will make it or not.

00:04:06Paji said,

00:04:07Paji, I think it's good.

00:04:29He said,

00:04:32Paji ,

00:04:33He said,

00:04:34He said,

00:04:36He said, the match is finished.

00:04:38He said, let's go out of the car.

00:04:41You're going to do good.

00:04:42You're going to have fun coming.

00:04:45You know, we didn't have a long break in your chest.

00:04:47You've been 6 months in this season.

00:04:49Oh, 6 months, it's good.

00:04:51If someone gives me 9 months, I don't know what you're doing.

00:04:55How did you say that?

00:04:58I was still in my kids in the break.

00:05:00When the break was over, the corona was over.

00:05:02You've been doing the match.

00:05:03Look at that.

00:05:07But guys, I just want to inform you that I was busy in my movies.

00:05:12Back to back, what were the two films that I was doing?

00:05:14I don't know how much time is coming.

00:05:19Archananji, if you're busy, you don't know how much time is coming.

00:05:21You'll be like 6 months, Archananji.

00:05:25Why? I was also working.

00:05:26I'm doing a lot of vlogs on YouTube.

00:05:29I'm doing a lot of vlogs.

00:05:30I'm doing a lot of food.

00:05:31I'm doing a lot of food.

00:05:34Oh, nonsense.

00:05:34That's why I'm doing a lot of vlogs.

00:05:36I'm doing a lot of vlog.

00:05:36I'm doing a lot of fraud.

00:05:39They're going to get a discount on any restaurant.

00:05:42They're going to get discount on any restaurant.

00:05:43You're gonna get discount on if you're free.

00:05:44I'm Archananpurna Singh.

00:05:45I've never seen my face.

00:05:47They're looking at you.

00:05:48The guy came to watch TV.

00:05:50I haven't seen him.

00:05:51Then, Mr. Primees came to know.

00:05:52They'll get vaccinated.

00:05:53They'll get you.

00:05:54You'll get vaccinated.

00:05:54All of them have seen.

00:05:56Give them two olives.

00:05:57Give me a little bit of a little.

00:06:00Today, Arshana Ji's family has come here.

00:06:02There's a lot of fun.

00:06:04It's a great thing.

00:06:05As we celebrate this season,

00:06:07we celebrate everything in this season.

00:06:09We do not forget to celebrate everything in the world.

00:06:11But we forget to celebrate our own world.

00:06:13And that is our family.

00:06:15So, tell us about our family.

00:06:17We can tell ourselves.

00:06:18And at this time,

00:06:20we call a special person

00:06:22whose whole Hinduism believes our family.

00:06:24They are some children, some mothers.

00:06:27And brothers and sisters

00:06:29call them all the Hinduism.

00:06:33Please welcome,

00:06:35Superstar Salman Khan.

00:07:04You father,わё�

00:07:18O,

00:07:19Oh, Hushniki, Tere yara, dunya ghe tibani hai

00:07:24Jho hua, Mujhe Tujhisei ishqo, ruhani hai

00:07:28Adobusai salam kiya, Menei hatu dhaa kerkke,

00:07:32Palke thuka kerkke, Tuhu jawaab dhe kabhi

00:07:35Oh, meri sohara jami, oh, meri sohara jami

00:07:38Menei koi kuchu sa hasmi, kubhi dhe kani nari

00:07:42Oh, meri sohara jami, oh, meri sohara jami

00:07:57En глаза mahal bae kiliye zordar dalia

00:08:03Thank you guys, thank you so much, thank you, thank you guys

00:08:18Salman bhai, you are very happy, we are very happy.

00:08:21You have taken a wedding.

00:08:24What a happy moment!

00:08:26This is not a wedding.

00:08:28What is it?

00:08:29This is a gullab jamun.

00:08:32There are two types of gullab jamun,

00:08:34which are in a jamun.

00:08:35It's a goal, it's a long time.

00:08:37Now I don't know which one is.

00:08:43Excuse me, who are you?

00:08:46Hello, who are you from the other?

00:08:49Who are you from the other?

00:09:03You are too bad.

00:09:10I'm Mona Security.

00:09:13Why are you going with your brother?

00:09:14I'm going with your brother.

00:09:22Oh, my God.

00:09:27Oh, my God.

00:09:29Oh my God.

00:09:30Oh my God.

00:09:41I'm not your brother.

00:09:45Brother?

00:09:49Sister?

00:09:51Listen, brother.

00:09:52Say it.

00:09:56Why do you think you will become Mrs. Khan?

00:09:58You will become a big girl.

00:09:58Sheerah's a big dog.

00:10:01Sheerah's a big dog.

00:10:02Sheerah's a big dog.

00:10:03Sheerah's a big dog.

00:10:03So let's go.

00:10:04Let's go, one of the two quality is going to be with me.

00:10:10and the quality of the baby.

00:10:13Why are you back, ma'am?

00:10:19and the quality of the baby.

00:10:22I will show you that quality

00:10:26when you show me the quality of your husband.

00:10:29I will show you the quality of your husband.

00:10:37Listen, Benji, there is no mood for your husband.

00:10:39What are you talking about?

00:10:40He is a very mood.

00:10:42I know that the tiger is now alive.

00:10:51It's true, but it's not for you.

00:11:01Look, Salmanji,

00:11:03when will you tell your life with Shira?

00:11:06You should also have a share in your life.

00:11:11And the baby,

00:11:12she doesn't share.

00:11:15Why, Sidhuji?

00:11:16Correct.

00:11:17One time, Salmanji,

00:11:20you will get married,

00:11:21and all the friends that come to her,

00:11:24I will stop her first.

00:11:26Why, Nadeem?

00:11:30Oh, my God!

00:11:31You can come,

00:11:32you don't like me.

00:11:35I will tell you.

00:11:37I'm done with you.

00:11:38I will tell you.

00:11:40I will ask you,

00:11:40I will make your share of your share.

00:11:42Oh my God.

00:11:45Listen.

00:11:46Your desire,

00:11:47you have been more and more.

00:11:49No, no, no.

00:11:49My desire is not too much.

00:11:50I will adjust the 1BHK.

00:11:52In 1BHK,

00:11:53they are alone.

00:11:54Then the farmhouse will also go?

00:11:56I've already kept them in the house.

00:11:59You do a job, you stay in the house.

00:12:01In the house.

00:12:05Did they get married with you?

00:12:07She said, let's go, there's no tension.

00:12:09I'm going to do a little honeymoon.

00:12:11A little bit.

00:12:13If you didn't get married, then how do you get married?

00:12:15I told you, big people.

00:12:18They don't have time for marriage.

00:12:20They just wanted to make a honeymoon.

00:12:24You don't want a honeymoon.

00:12:30You mean it's not your side?

00:12:32Yes, absolutely not.

00:12:34Even the crooks of the fans, it's too true.

00:12:37Now go.

00:12:38Yes, but there's a relationship between Hindustan and Archanan.

00:12:44There's no relationship between Hindustan and Archanan.

00:12:48I'm sorry.

00:12:51I'm sorry.

00:12:52I'm sorry.

00:12:53This is why this is possible.

00:12:56Because our C-E-O-O is such a thing.

00:13:01The show was happening before us.

00:13:04If it happens to them, then it never happens to be together.

00:13:10When this show came to Netflix,

00:13:12this show came here.

00:13:15And see, the show came out from Netflix.

00:13:16I'll give you the show, I'll give you the guest.

00:13:18It's the power of Ramal.

00:13:26That's the reason because the whole Bollywood

00:13:29is the beauty of the world.

00:13:31Absolutely.

00:13:32And it's the beauty of the world.

00:13:35Wow.

00:13:39That's why the sun will rise to us

00:13:41because the sun has the sun.

00:13:46Wow.

00:13:48What's the matter?

00:13:51Didi, you go.

00:13:52I'll go.

00:13:53Yes, yes.

00:13:54Yes, Baba Ji.

00:13:56Oh.

00:13:57I'll give you two more minutes.

00:14:04I want to say one thing about Khan Khan.

00:14:09Yes.

00:14:09I'm very proud of his father.

00:14:11Salim has such a great name,

00:14:13and he's a great name.

00:14:14Do you understand?

00:14:15I mean, the last episode they did.

00:14:17For me it's an education.

00:14:19Absolutely.

00:14:20But the father has their own

00:14:23whose son gets bigger.

00:14:25Yes, ma'am.

00:14:26Khan Khan Khan.

00:14:28I want to say this.

00:14:30That Salim's problems,

00:14:33you can gained a number of 5 or 10 times

00:14:36I will put 4 stars in the name.

00:14:41Now you have time for 5 or 6 times.

00:14:45You will have to give up 5 or 6 times.

00:14:46This will be possible.

00:14:48Under the name.

00:14:51Now you will have to give up the rest of your name.

00:14:54Thank you for your attention.

00:14:55And thank you for your attention.

00:14:57You are very easy to make a name.

00:14:59But the name is 40 years old.

00:15:02It's very difficult to keep up with him.

00:15:06God bless you.

00:15:07And the most difficult thing is...

00:15:09...to do it again and to do it again.

00:15:14Are you gone through it?

00:15:16I'm going to say, bring it on.

00:15:25Salman, it's really good that our season's opening...

00:15:29...and you have to forgive us.

00:15:31Sir, I'm sorry for that.

00:15:32Sir, I didn't do it again.

00:15:33I also did it again with Netflix.

00:15:35What the hell?

00:15:37What the hell?

00:15:39I'm sorry for this, brother.

00:15:41I'm very sorry.

00:15:43But sometimes I've come to my mind...

00:15:44...but there's a bad thing.

00:15:46Now you can see...

00:15:48...Amir has introduced his fans...

00:15:49...and his girlfriend.

00:15:51Yes, yes, yes.

00:15:52And you're still 6 months old.

00:15:54He doesn't stop, you don't do it.

00:16:03He's an outstanding personality.

00:16:05He's a perfectionist.

00:16:08Yes.

00:16:10He's an outstanding personality.

00:16:22He's an outstanding personality.

00:16:24He's a perfectionist.

00:16:25Yes.

00:16:25He's a perfectionist.

00:16:26He's an outstanding personality.

00:16:26He's going to do it.

00:16:27He's going to do it.

00:16:28When everyone say...

00:16:29...yes, perfect.

00:16:31Perfect.

00:16:32It's good.

00:16:33But I think...

00:16:36...this is his last one.

00:16:38He'll be perfect.

00:16:40He'll leave it as perfect.

00:16:41He'll leave it as perfect.

00:16:44You feel bad that...

00:16:45...Arabaz brothers are following them.

00:16:47Amir brothers.

00:16:48...

00:16:48...and I'll leave it as well.

00:16:53Yes.

00:16:53You've seen a coincidence...

00:16:55...Sharuk's wife is our Gauri.

00:16:57Yes.

00:16:58Ameer brothers has introduced...

00:17:00...to all his fans.

00:17:01It's a coincidence that...

00:17:02...his girlfriend's name is Gauri.

00:17:03Gauri.

00:17:03Do you have no Gauri in your life?

00:17:07No, no.

00:17:12No Gauri nor Kali.

00:17:14No.

00:17:16But Talman, how many times...

00:17:20...have you been asked for questions...

00:17:22...ki, bhai, app, kub shadi keroge?

00:17:24...kub shadi keroge?

00:17:25Yes, but...

00:17:27...lekin, yeah, I always say...

00:17:29...que, yeah, meri shadi...

00:17:30...kerne ne, mei apka kya fayda hai?

00:17:32Exactly.

00:17:33Why do they ask you?

00:17:36...ki ya apko maza raha hai...

00:17:39...ki ya apko maza raha hai...

00:17:40...ki ya apke liye suhaagrad mana raha hoon.

00:17:48I don't want to do it, because you are so happy that I will get out of trouble.

00:17:56The thing is, the patience, the jhagade, the husband and wife who sacrificed the same thing,

00:18:06the tolerance factor.

00:18:08Now, in the night, there is a tongue, and he will get out of it.

00:18:12He will get out of it.

00:18:19He will get out of it.

00:18:20He will get out of it.

00:18:22Then, he will get out of it.

00:18:26He will get out of it.

00:18:32True, true.

00:18:32He will get out of it.

00:18:37He is repeating.

00:19:07My God.

00:19:39That's a big problem

00:19:39It's a big problem

00:19:40But generally, it's been a lot of you that you had to have a suitcase

00:19:45Yes, it's been happening

00:19:46Yes, it's been happening

00:19:47And then the security guard is coming

00:19:50So I'm going to go for 4 months

00:19:51So I got here

00:19:53Someone hit the bottom of the window

00:19:55And our servant also opened the door

00:19:57And then the shock was that

00:20:00Salman has called him

00:20:01They came and saw him

00:20:04That Salman never called him

00:20:06So

00:20:10Then was she sent away?

00:20:12Yeah, then she was a fan

00:20:13So she was taking her home

00:20:16But there are many things

00:20:19That our house

00:20:21Now

00:20:22There are doors

00:20:25That's the most wonderful thing

00:20:27That's the most wonderful thing

00:20:28I think

00:20:29Some people come and live

00:20:31Like our

00:20:32There are many people

00:20:34There are many people

00:20:35There are many people

00:20:37There's many people

00:20:38I'm a photographer

00:20:40He's a photographer

00:20:43Oh, okay

00:20:44He came to our house and said that I was running from my rented apartment and for 2 months I

00:20:53need a place to stay.

00:20:54He said stay, come home, you're more than welcome.

00:20:59So he came and stayed and then it's been a 1.5-2 years.

00:21:06So one day we asked that this is when going to the plan.

00:21:09I was watching my house. What happened to him?

00:21:14I met his house for 15 days when I came here.

00:21:17He gave me rent on my rent.

00:21:23So Sohail got married.

00:21:26And he also got married.

00:21:42He said this is not fair, how can you get married like this?

00:21:47How can you get married like this?

00:21:48How can you get married like this?

00:21:49You should have told me.

00:21:51I mean this is not fair at all.

00:21:54He said where will I go?

00:21:55He said how the hell do you know that?

00:21:56I'm going to get married like this.

00:21:57He's like how will I go?

00:21:58He's like the whole thing.

00:21:59There are many things about it.

00:22:00One party at home, all friends stayed back.

00:22:03Then we were like just chilling.

00:22:06The next day, one week,

00:22:08Then suddenly a girl was sitting at the table.

00:22:12Suddenly he said that this is not the ghost today,

00:22:15It's more than a ghost today.

00:22:19So I looked at him and I said okay.

00:22:21Then I looked at Arbaas.

00:22:23little soil

00:22:27then

00:22:28we

00:22:29three of us looked at Alvira

00:22:31and just

00:22:32then mom, dad

00:22:35who is this?

00:22:37so the woman said

00:22:38who is this?

00:22:39this is a week

00:22:40and everyone thinks

00:22:43that this is someone's friend

00:22:45someone hasn't asked

00:22:46someone hasn't asked

00:22:49so then he said

00:22:50they all stayed back

00:22:53and I felt like a family

00:22:56and I stayed back

00:23:20so when a man is married

00:23:21he keeps running back to fitness

00:23:24who stays with a girlfriend

00:23:26always stays fit

00:23:27and in the case of a girlfriend

00:23:29Salman brother

00:23:30is so close to God

00:23:31he is so close to God

00:23:31and he is so close to God

00:23:33that's your point

00:23:34that's your point

00:23:35that's not true

00:23:36If you pick up my average, it's a very poor average.

00:23:39Seriously?

00:23:40Yes, I've been 59 years old.

00:23:42I mean, I have 3-4 girlfriend.

00:23:46If you pick up her, it's 7-8, 8-8, 12-12 years old.

00:23:51That's very poor average.

00:23:54Those who have young girls and girls,

00:23:56those who have jumped so much.

00:24:00So, I'm a bit obsolete, a bit outdated girl.

00:24:03But Kapil, it's not a divorce.

00:24:07Today, the person gets unfit in the divorce.

00:24:11Till that time, he finds another girlfriend.

00:24:14But he's looking very fit from the last time I saw him.

00:24:17Are you going to come?

00:24:18Correct.

00:24:23Paji, this will be necessary for anyone.

00:24:26No, brother.

00:24:29You've reduced it for the film.

00:24:30You're also going to come.

00:24:31You're going to come.

00:24:32Come on in the house, you're going to come.

00:24:36I'm going to come.

00:24:37I'm going to come.

00:24:38I'm going to come.

00:24:38I'm going to see two people who have been very fit.

00:24:40Both of them, not others.

00:24:42Then, I'm going to say,

00:24:43Bittu, buddy be careful.

00:24:51Bittu is a Salman's brother.

00:24:52He's a Parameet sir.

00:24:53You know, we all know.

00:24:54There's no reason for this.

00:24:55I don't know, brother.

00:24:57It's a Parameet.

00:25:01It's a Parameet.

00:25:03It's a Parameet.

00:25:06It's a Parameet.

00:25:06I've been doing it.

00:25:07Of course.

00:25:08Of course.

00:25:09But we love you, Arshana ma'am.

00:25:11I love you too.

00:25:12I love you too.

00:25:12Okay.

00:25:13You all have a love.

00:25:15I've seen my brother's first film.

00:25:16I love you too.

00:25:18From that time.

00:25:19From that time.

00:25:19How much?

00:25:20From that time?

00:25:20From that time.

00:25:21From that time.

00:25:22From that time.

00:25:23From that time.

00:25:24From that time.

00:25:24Since 35-36.

00:25:25Salman brother has never left fitness.

00:25:27And Salman brother has never seen the girls.

00:25:29The girls.

00:25:30The girls.

00:25:31So many people have seen Salman brother.

00:25:35And started going to the gym.

00:25:36I have to ask this.

00:25:38Is there anyone who is watching you?

00:25:40That I have to start the gym before the film?

00:25:42There are many people.

00:25:44Like Dharam Ji.

00:25:46Dara Singh Ji.

00:25:47Sexy Sir.

00:25:48Mr. Sharad Saxena.

00:25:50Yes.

00:25:51So these are the older generation.

00:25:53Golly uncle.

00:25:55Ranjit Sir.

00:25:57Danny.

00:25:57Oh.

00:25:58Danny son.

00:25:59What path?

00:25:59They are all very fit.

00:26:01Very fit people.

00:26:02Who are physically, genetically.

00:26:05Like Yusef Saad.

00:26:07He was a very strong man.

00:26:09So I remember when.

00:26:10He had come home.

00:26:12I think he must have been 74-75.

00:26:16He was sitting at home with dad.

00:26:18And then we went to drop him down.

00:26:19So the first.

00:26:21The 8 steps.

00:26:22And then 8 steps.

00:26:22To the first low.

00:26:23Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut.

00:26:25Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut.

00:26:26Like that.

00:26:26What happened?

00:26:27It means that age he's over.

00:26:28Just fuck.

00:26:29Walk down.

00:26:30And me and Arbaaz looked at each other.

00:26:33What happened?

00:26:49What happened?

00:26:50What happened?

00:26:52I was born from Dubai.

00:26:54There are some people who were waiting for us.

00:26:55Not at night.

00:26:56There are some people who were waiting for us.

00:26:58And there are some people who were waiting for us.

00:27:11Some.

00:27:13So the first.

00:27:14I said, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

00:27:16Now they'll take it.

00:27:20So true.

00:27:23What kind of friends you know about your life?

00:27:27No one.

00:27:30That's why they have to keep friends.

00:27:35They have to get a cake.

00:28:05GCEEOO

00:28:07Or someone will say, wow, I need to do it.

00:28:09Very good friend to have.

00:28:14Yes, Nadeem Koreshi.

00:28:20Oh, wow.

00:28:23Love you, Nadeem, right?

00:28:24Everything I want to start, I will first share it with Nadeem.

00:28:29Wow.

00:28:30And then I'll do just the opposite.

00:28:37Salman, we all have a friend who is a doctor, basically.

00:28:44Something happens like, oh man, you put in the water in the water,

00:28:48it will be useful for you.

00:28:50Who is your friend's friend?

00:28:51Oh, yeah.

00:28:54Our doctor, Dr. Sandeep, is a great doctor.

00:28:58He is a heart specialist.

00:29:00He has liver, kidney.

00:29:01Every one of them has a knowledge of COVID and all of them has a whole research.

00:29:11Actually, they are a gynec.

00:29:19They were together in our school.

00:29:21Nads, I,

00:29:24They were in our school.

00:29:25Whenever they are in our school, they are in our school.

00:29:27And then they have to create her girlfriend,

00:29:27they had trouble with a girlfriend.

00:29:29That is right.

00:29:33Another thing I thought my mind changed.

00:29:37They were good.

00:29:38Intelligent.

00:29:39I thought he was better.

00:29:41I thought I was better than I was going to become a gynec.

00:29:44Oh my god .

00:29:46The problem is that he decided to get married.

00:29:51He works with us.

00:29:54Being human.

00:29:56So, you always have them with my father.

00:30:01If you know who he is,

00:30:03watch a video of my father's video,

00:30:05which is the man behind my father.

00:30:07That's the only thing.

00:30:12This is a good thing.

00:30:15Sandeep is kidding.

00:30:17He's a really good Gainet.

00:30:19How would you know?

00:30:24I know.

00:30:26I know.

00:30:29I'm sure you know.

00:30:31I know.

00:30:35He's a bit too.

00:30:37There are some fans who sit down at Salman's house.

00:30:40I want to show you a video.

00:30:42I want to show you a video.

00:30:42There are some people around the galaxy.

00:30:44Let me show you.

00:30:44Something you can do.

00:30:51All right.

00:30:56I know you came from Buday today.

00:31:04I know it's not a family'ni講.

00:31:07I just don't know.

00:31:08I mean, I don't know.

00:31:08I wear these clothes on my AP,

00:31:09but then they are wearing it.

00:31:10But then that我不Whoa is wearing it.

00:31:12Full of money weddings,

00:31:12which means full of children in the presente norm.

00:31:13It's not like that.

00:31:14It's like that.

00:31:16Where did you go?

00:31:18To the great Indian couple show.

00:31:19Where?

00:31:20Film city.

00:31:22If you were to film city, what are you watching here?

00:31:26What?

00:31:28Do you have me at Ato?

00:31:30No.

00:31:31Why do you say it like a meter?

00:31:36Ato!

00:31:40Go!

00:31:41Go! Go! Go!

00:31:42Go! Film city!

00:31:44Film city!

00:31:45Oh, God!

00:31:46Go! Film city!

00:31:49Film city! Film city!

00:31:52Film city! Film city!

00:31:55Where are Salman Khan?

00:31:57There.

00:32:02Salman Khan!

00:32:07Oh, God!

00:32:08One minute.

00:32:09One minute.

00:32:13From here.

00:32:16This is a big deal.

00:32:17Go!

00:32:18Go!

00:32:32Salman Khan!

00:32:34Go!

00:32:35Go!

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00:53:59So I don't like that.

00:54:03So I don't like that, why to indulge in all these things.

00:54:16So I believe that, but this is who I am.

00:54:21One thing is that someone's bad,

00:54:24so you can't go to the hospital.

00:54:27Then you can see a timing, because the rest of the people

00:54:31are there, and Salman Khan walking in,

00:54:33and then their families are fighting life and death.

00:54:39Then they see, then their mindset changes.

00:54:41Then they have to go to the temple or the mosque,

00:54:44and they have to go to the temple where there is no place.

00:54:49So these things get difficult.

00:54:52You live in so many people with the fans,

00:54:55and you go to the house and you relax.

00:54:56Now I have seen that the fans live outside of your house.

00:55:00There is so much security in the house.

00:55:01Salman, if you go to the bathroom,

00:55:02then you go to the first security.

00:55:04That's not the general.

00:55:06That's not the general.

00:55:07Salman doesn't say that I make-up and disguise.

00:55:09I'll take a motorcycle somewhere.

00:55:11Do you mind doing it?

00:55:12No, sir.

00:55:13There is no benefit here, sir.

00:55:14There are many years ago,

00:55:16I had to go to the disguise.

00:55:18So as the door opens the gate,

00:55:20he says,

00:55:21Salman, I'm in a get-up.

00:55:23Who is this?

00:55:26Really?

00:55:29It looks like the hair.

00:55:30It actually looks like a mashour gulati.

00:55:35Thank you very much.

00:55:43I'm saying love is this.

00:55:46I okay this.

00:55:47You know and I know.

00:55:48I think I should not turn everything,

00:55:53but I look at my showroom.

00:55:55I wait for my name.

00:55:55That's a good job.

00:55:57Are you?

00:56:17Why are you doing this?

00:56:20Why are you doing this?

00:56:22Why are you doing this?

00:56:28I'm doing this.

00:56:29I'm doing this.

00:56:30I'm doing this.

00:56:31I'm doing this.

00:56:32I'm doing this.

00:56:34I'm doing this.

00:56:39Is this your duty or your original Salman?

00:56:43Huh!

00:56:45So, I'm giving you 5 lakhs.

00:56:50How are you doing this?

00:56:54How are you doing this?

00:56:55A woman is shirruh.

00:57:05Oh my God!

00:57:10How are you doing this?

00:57:14How you doing this?

00:57:15How are you doing this?

00:57:17How are you doing this?

00:57:44I think we should avoid it today.

00:58:09I am telling you,

00:58:12I don't want to do anything.

00:58:19I don't want to do anything.

00:58:21Okay.

00:58:23Okay.

00:58:24Sorry.

00:58:25Sorry.

00:58:26Yes, sorry.

00:58:27Sorry is a good idea.

00:58:31I think we should go for that.

00:58:33Yeah.

00:58:35I think we should go for that.

00:59:10Sorry.

00:59:11I am sorry.

00:59:17It's all good.

00:59:21Sorry.

00:59:22I am sorry.

00:59:23Because we have to kill the Sharaugh brothers.

00:59:24I am sorry.

00:59:27I am sorry.

00:59:36I am sorry.

00:59:39I am sorry.

00:59:47It is now.

00:59:50I am sorry.

00:59:56I am sorry.

00:59:59I am sorry.

01:00:08I am sorry.

01:00:11I am sorry.

01:00:38I don't like her, man.

01:00:44Ah, and she couldn't understand any kind?

01:00:47Baba Baba…Budhiyah?

01:00:51Baba Baba…Budhiyah?

01:00:53Listen to me.

01:00:54Listen to me.

01:00:56Listen to me.

01:00:58Baba Baba…Budhiyah?

01:01:02What a question does everyone think of,

01:01:05to your mom…Budhiyah?

01:01:10No.

01:01:13No, I don't want to say anything.

01:01:18You see, you say,

01:01:20Father, one of you is saying,

01:01:22my mother is saying,

01:01:23and the other, my mother is saying,

01:01:25my mother is saying,

01:01:28I was a little girl.

01:01:31Hey!

01:01:32I'm not a little girl,

01:01:34I'm a little girl.

01:01:46Why do you want badla?

01:01:49Why do you want badla?

01:01:52Why?

01:01:58You should respect people.

01:02:00Badla, no revenge.

01:02:02Live.

01:02:03What more?

01:02:04What more?

01:02:05What more?

01:02:10What are you saying?

01:02:11I don't understand.

01:02:13What are you saying?

01:02:15What are you saying?

01:02:16Be quiet.

01:02:19What do you want to do in your life?

01:02:22What do you want to do in your life?

01:02:24What do you want to do?

01:02:25You don't have to breathe.

01:02:27Then I'll say, hold.

01:02:29And my brother will say, exhale.

01:02:31Okay, okay.

01:02:32Inhale.

01:02:34Hold.

01:02:39Exhale.

01:02:43Now, take a long breath.

01:02:45Take a long breath.

01:02:46Okay?

01:02:46Okay, sir.

01:02:47Inhale.

01:02:48Hold.

01:02:50What happened in Panwil?

01:02:55What happened in Panwil?

01:03:03What's wrong with Panwil?

01:03:04Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:03:07Hold on.

01:03:09Hold on.

01:03:11Hold on, hold on.

01:03:27I'm coming up with my father.

01:03:31I'm not giving so much attention.

01:03:39I feel angry.

01:03:41Inhale.

01:03:42No, no.

01:03:44Inhale.

01:03:45No, no.

01:03:46No, no.

01:03:46Inhale.

01:03:47Inhale.

01:03:48Inhale.

01:03:49Inhale.

01:03:51I'm not angry.

01:03:52Let's go.

01:03:57I'm sorry.

01:03:58I'm sorry.

01:03:59I'm sorry.

01:04:02If I'm not going to change,

01:04:04where will my mother go?

01:04:07What will I do?

01:04:08My mother will die.

01:04:09Who will I say?

01:04:10I will come.

01:04:13The earth will come.

01:04:16The earth will come.

01:04:17They will come.

01:04:18They will come.

01:04:21This is my mother's name.

01:04:22Yes, that's what I do.

01:04:28I am so sad at much place.

01:04:29I feel like she has them and stepped out from a church situated.

01:04:32I don't like the mother, man.

01:04:35I don't.

01:04:36Mother.

01:04:42May come on.

01:04:43== Yes, baby.

01:04:44What's your age?

01:04:4562?

01:04:49What's my age?

01:04:50Don't go out.

01:04:51Let's get married!

01:04:51I'll marry you.

01:04:51Yes.

01:04:54Is it true?

01:04:55Yes.

01:04:56I was thinking about him too.

01:05:01But who will marry me at this age?

01:05:04Don't worry about that.

01:05:06We have taken a gift for you.

01:05:09I have taken a gift.

01:05:13Is it true?

01:05:21Who is that gift?

01:05:22That's it.

01:05:24Dujjan Singh.

01:05:28Dujjan Singh?

01:05:34You're forgetting that your mother had a gift.

01:05:37Yes.

01:05:38If she's a gift, she'll be full.

01:05:42You're asking that C&G is going to be full.

01:05:52I said that I will not marry me.

01:05:55I'll never marry you.

01:05:55You'll never marry me.

01:05:56I'll never marry you.

01:05:57I don't like her.

01:05:59I don't want her.

01:06:00I don't want her.

01:06:02I don't want her.

01:06:03I don't want her.

01:06:04I've been thinking about this.

01:06:05But if my son Salman Khan will give me permission,

01:06:09I will marry him.

01:06:11Yes.

01:06:11Do it.

01:06:12No.

01:06:13That's not the only one.

01:06:16Sir, your permission is your.

01:06:18That's the fact that this girl is you know.

01:06:22Yes.

01:06:23And ourself is going to be very early.

01:06:25Oh, okay.

01:06:28No.

01:06:32No.

01:06:34No.

01:06:36No.

01:06:37No.

01:06:41No.

01:06:42No.

01:06:43No.

01:06:44No.

01:06:45No.

01:06:46No.

01:06:47No.

01:07:05We have to do it.

01:07:07We have to do it.

01:07:08We have to do it.

01:07:10We have to do it again.

01:07:11We have to do it again.

01:07:12We have to do it again.

01:07:16You ain't going to die again.

01:07:17Babuji

01:07:21Babuji

01:07:25Babuji

01:07:26These are your kids

01:07:28Babuji

01:07:30Babuji

01:07:31This is my father

01:07:31and this is my father

01:07:41for Salman and I have a great father

01:07:43for the day of today

01:07:48Oh

01:08:23Oh

01:09:02Oh

01:09:46Oh

01:09:54Oh

01:09:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh VI about one day

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The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 3 - Episode 01: Being Salman

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