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00:01Welcome to the Manor House.
00:03The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:08This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:13Welcome to the perfect pooch.
00:16Welcome to the applicants.
00:17Oh, hello, players. Welcome to the backstabber.
00:20Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:23Oh, my word.
00:24Do you all understand?
00:25Yes, sir.
00:26All right, shall we?
00:27But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:33Are you joking?
00:34My God, are you joking, man?
00:38That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ,
00:42home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:48Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur
00:53and a different fake show host.
00:56Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake shows
01:00and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to share
01:03worth up to £30,000.
01:05And there's only one rule.
01:08Don't get caught!
01:10Celebrity captured.
01:11Let's call some chaos.
01:13Tonight, TV host and reality star Olivia Atwood joins Mission HQ.
01:17It smells like dog.
01:19As the celebrities take on totally fake TV show Couple Goals.
01:24Hosted by celebrity power couples Matt and Emma Willis.
01:28No.
01:28Yes!
01:29Oh, my God.
01:30Slightly less aggressive.
01:32Man, you need to splash Emma.
01:34Yeah!
01:34Yeah!
01:35Get ready for madness.
01:37Yeah!
01:38Oh!
01:39Oh, my God!
01:41Mind games.
01:42Maybe someone stitched your sock in.
01:43And mayhem.
01:47Just get that medic off the bus!
01:50This is celebrity sabotage.
01:56It's a brand new day at the Manor House.
01:59And the celebrities are raring to go.
02:02We're back!
02:04Woo!
02:05You know what?
02:05It feels like being home.
02:07Yeah.
02:07What do you think the show's gonna be?
02:09That we're gonna be sabotaring?
02:10Whatever it is.
02:11We're gonna win so much money.
02:14It's good time.
02:16Light them all up.
02:17Get them up on the feet.
02:20Whoever comes to that door.
02:21Yes!
02:22Yes!
02:24Yes!
02:25Oh, my God!
02:27Oh, my God!
02:27Oh, my God!
02:29It's so great to see you.
02:31Have a look.
02:32Do you know what you're doing?
02:34No, I won't work.
02:35It's amazing.
02:36It's super mischievous.
02:37We're gonna have a great time.
02:39Oh, my God!
02:40HQ alert!
02:41HQ alert!
02:42Celebrities.
02:43Now Olivia is here.
02:44Your team is complete.
02:46Four couples are on their way to the Manor House.
02:48And they think they're here to take part in a brand new relationship challenge show called Couple Goals.
02:55Yes!
02:56This is why you're here, Olivia.
02:58You're gonna be perfect.
03:00Oh, look at the slow-mo shot!
03:02The four couples think they've signed up for the ultimate relationship challenge show called Couple Goals.
03:08But little do they know, this is not the show they think it is.
03:12The romance is real, but so is the sabotage.
03:16Up first, those all-important slow-mo arrival shots.
03:22Mother and Zach!
03:23Oh, they're kind of coordinating!
03:26These other couples, I don't think they stand a chance.
03:29I mean, we got this, right?
03:32Oh, my God!
03:33Look at these icons!
03:35We're coming for you.
03:36You better watch out.
03:37We've got the brains and we've got the brawn here.
03:39I love these two so much!
03:42Hannah and Joe!
03:44They're gorgeous!
03:45I think we're gonna smash them to bits.
03:47We're competitive.
03:48Super competitive.
03:50We've got a radio in there.
03:51Director just asked you to do bits and bits.
03:52Okay, fine.
03:53We're just here to have a good time.
03:55We're not competitive.
03:56Well, we are.
03:57That's why.
03:59This is very nostalgic for me.
04:01I see why I'm here.
04:02I love it.
04:02Mission alert.
04:04Whoa!
04:05Here we go.
04:06I'm scared!
04:07Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission.
04:11Joe, posing as the director, you must make the final couple, Jason and Jason, redo their arrival shot three times.
04:19So they do four takes in total.
04:22Oh!
04:23Oh, my God!
04:24This mission is worth £2,000.
04:27And remember, don't get caught.
04:31What's the director accent?
04:32I could go Australian.
04:34Sorry, guys.
04:34We just need to do one more take.
04:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:37One more take.
04:38It's like we're on Love Island.
04:39We don't look like we're on Love Island.
04:42That's the difference.
04:43No!
04:45Yeah!
04:46Go, go, go, go!
04:47Come on!
04:47Just give energy in.
04:49I will.
04:49Yeah, look, he's coming out now.
04:50He's coming out now.
04:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:52Good walk.
04:54You're all doing a great job, guys.
04:55Sorry he's a bit late.
04:56Come on, boys.
04:57We're just getting cameras up and running.
04:59Jason and Jason just perspiring like two chihuahuas in a hot car.
05:03You just thought the cameras would have already been set off for the last ones.
05:08Okay, that's the queue on the Jeep.
05:10Let's get Jason and Jason in.
05:12Give us your biggest smiles.
05:13Give us some waves.
05:15Yeah!
05:16Maybe a little kiss.
05:17A little kiss if you can do that.
05:19Oh!
05:21Oh, this looks beautiful.
05:24Tell him that you're unhappy with that.
05:26They needed more.
05:26That was good.
05:27I just need a little bit more from you.
05:30Come on.
05:32Okay, let's queue the Jeep.
05:35Come on, let's have it!
05:36Woo!
05:37Oh, he's giving it loads.
05:39Yes!
05:40Can I get off the whole thing else, brother?
05:42That was really great.
05:43We're going to do one more.
05:44It was too leery.
05:46It's...
05:47Aggressive.
05:47Say it was aggressive.
05:48Slightly less aggressive.
05:50Aggressive.
05:50You know they're slacking him off to the heavens right now.
05:53I'll let you tell me he doesn't know what he wants.
05:55Get up.
05:55We're not on a football match.
05:57Let's keep in love.
05:59Oh, my God!
06:00We're not on a football match!
06:02Right, let's queue the Jeep.
06:04Woo!
06:06More love, Blonde Jason.
06:07Woo-hoo!
06:08Yes!
06:09Beautiful!
06:11It's almost perfect.
06:15So this is pre-Watershed.
06:17That was actually a bit too sexy.
06:19You've got to remember it's pre-Watershed, so slightly less kissy on this one.
06:22No worries, mate.
06:23We just need a little bit more from Blonde Jason.
06:26Be more like your partner.
06:27Um, if you could just be slightly more like your partner.
06:32Yes!
06:33It's loving you.
06:36Guys, this is unbelievable.
06:37Okay, let's queue that Jeep.
06:39Stop, don't you know?
06:40Hi, Lamar.
06:41Yes, Sam, to leave everything in the Jeep.
06:43Leave everything in that Jeep.
06:44Yes, high five!
06:46Yeah, we're ready for it!
06:47Yes!
06:48This is perfect.
06:50Beautiful.
06:51Get out of that Jeep.
06:52Get in there.
06:53Oh, my God.
06:55I thought I'd be more excited.
06:57Joel, watch your face.
06:58Turn your face away.
07:00Right through the orangery, guys.
07:03Oh, my God.
07:04Well done, Joel.
07:05Well done, Joel.
07:08Come on, darling.
07:09Let's go.
07:10Guys, we've just won the first 2,000 pounds.
07:13Yeah!
07:15Come on!
07:17Did you enjoy that?
07:18No.
07:22Our loved-up couples are mingling, and our saboteurs are waiting to pounce again.
07:27So all we need now are two naughty hosts.
07:30It's TV's couple royalty, Matt and Emma Willis.
07:33Oh, my God!
07:36Oh, my God!
07:37Oh, my God!
07:39Oh, my God!
07:39Oh, my God!
07:40Oh, my God!
07:40They went for the big go.
07:42Welcome to the Manor House, and to our brand new show, Couple Goals.
07:46Woo!
07:47Just like us.
07:48I can't believe this is not a real show.
07:50It's so hard.
07:52We have Toast Couple Goals, aren't we, babe?
07:53We are.
07:54We are.
07:55Oh, they love it!
07:58And if you are just like us, then you could be walking away with this...
08:03Woo-hoo!
08:04The Couple Goals Trophy.
08:07Tracy and John are so sweet.
08:10So, over the next two love-themed days, you'll be taking part in a series of challenges created
08:16to see just how well you complement each other as partners.
08:20Oh, my God, I'm so excited about this.
08:22The first challenge you'll be taking on is called Driving Me Crazy.
08:27Whichever couple wins today's challenge will get to stay in the Manor's Loveness Suite tonight.
08:33Woo!
08:34Now, we have checked this out earlier on, and I've got to say, it's very romantic.
08:38It's very romantic.
08:40Are you all up for it?
08:42Yes!
08:42Hello!
08:43Okay, let's get you race ready.
08:45Let's go.
08:45Good luck!
08:46Good luck, everyone.
08:47Shall we talk to them?
08:49Yes.
08:49Hello.
08:50It's me, Judy Love.
08:52Hey, Judy Love.
08:54You've got to make sure no one's around you if you're going to say our name.
08:57Sorry.
08:58Naughty, naughty gobble.
08:59Sorry.
09:00This is so well done.
09:01I don't think they're going to have any clue.
09:04For their first challenge, our couples will take on Driving Me Crazy.
09:08They must race across the estate in golf buggies to complete three relationship testing games,
09:14whilst the celebrities must sabotage them without getting caught.
09:18A buggy race.
09:20A buggy race.
09:20Oh, wow.
09:21Babe.
09:21That's exciting.
09:22HQ alert.
09:24Come on.
09:26Joe.
09:26What?
09:26Your stay in HQ as the sabotage mission controller.
09:30Sam.
09:31You must hide out at game one.
09:33Okay.
09:34Olivia.
09:35Dressed as a pile of shopping bags, you must hide in the boot of the white car in the car
09:39park.
09:39Oh, God.
09:41Okay.
09:41Judy.
09:42Dressed as a janitor, you must hide in the outside loo at game two.
09:47GK.
09:48You must dress as a bush and hide out at game three.
09:52It pretty is.
09:53Once in position, you should all await further instruction.
09:56Oh, God.
09:57Bush shopping.
09:58A janitor.
10:00Angie has his bush on the back.
10:02In there.
10:04Girls, you ready?
10:06Oh, oh.
10:08Oh, yes, Judy.
10:12Oh, my God.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:15Oh, my bags are coming out.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Here we go.
10:18I'm going to open the door.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:20Be quiet when you're out there.
10:21I can't run in this.
10:23I'm knackered.
10:24As the celebrities sneak into position, the contestants are ready at the start line at the front of the manor
10:30house.
10:31Ready.
10:32Set.
10:33Goals.
10:34Jesus.
10:35Come on.
10:36Let's have it.
10:36For game one, one of each couple must race to the hugging booths where their partner is hiding.
10:42They must hug their partner and two other hidden huggers and correctly identify their partner.
10:49Mission alert.
10:51Right.
10:52Here we go.
10:53Hello.
10:53Hello.
10:54Listening.
10:54You must get to the hugging booth before the contestants arrive and join Sam, who is already on his way.
11:00Go to go.
11:00Go to go.
11:01I've got someone over here.
11:02This is so exciting.
11:12Oh, God.
11:22Matt and Sam, you must both give the contestants an awkward hug for at least 15 seconds.
11:28If you are both successful, this mission is worth £3,000.
11:34John is in the cubicle right next to you.
11:39Okay, here we go.
11:41Welcome to the hugging booth.
11:43Inside each of these hugging booths is a mystery hugger.
11:46You must embrace all three and attempt to identify your partner.
11:49If you guess correctly, your partner will be revealed and you can continue the race.
11:54Let's get your hugging game on, boys.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:59Oh, my God.
11:59If I don't have my own husband.
12:00All right, let's go.
12:01Okay, they're currently hugging their partners, but they're coming to you next.
12:0615 seconds or more for the hug.
12:07I will climb in.
12:09Okay.
12:10Coming to you, Matt.
12:11Number two.
12:13Start at the time.
12:14Oh, this is so hard.
12:16Give her a bit of a rub.
12:18That's nice.
12:20Number two's holding up.
12:21Get off me.
12:22Trying to get away from my husband.
12:24Good girl.
12:26Get off me.
12:27I'm tapping out.
12:27Three, two, one.
12:29Let him go.
12:30Let him go.
12:32Yes.
12:33That was perfect, Matt.
12:35Oh, I say.
12:37Right, Sam.
12:38Oh, my God.
12:39Time has started.
12:40Oh, that's a nice hug.
12:43That is a long hug.
12:45Five seconds gone.
12:46That's definitely not my husband.
12:48Hold it, hold it.
12:50That's enough.
12:51Three, two, one.
12:53Let go.
12:54Let him go.
12:54Let him go.
12:56Okay.
12:58Smashed it.
13:00My partner is behind number one.
13:03Number one.
13:04Number one.
13:04Number one.
13:08Yes.
13:10Yes.
13:12Yes.
13:13You just bagged 3,000 pounds for the contestants.
13:17Come on, babe.
13:18Number two was like this.
13:20Let's go.
13:21You're driving, baby.
13:22I couldn't even get off.
13:23You should have known it was me straight away, to be honest.
13:25I did.
13:26I picked you.
13:27Because it would have been a problem.
13:30Go, go, go, go, go.
13:31But hug number three, I was just like, that's definitely not my husband.
13:34You are clinging on for dear life.
13:35Careful.
13:36Hold on.
13:37No, there.
13:37That way.
13:38With number two, it was very awkward.
13:40I remember thinking, is this normal?
13:42Right, now follow the arrows.
13:44Right, you can go back to being the host of the show.
13:46Go, go, go.
13:50Liv, I'm back in Mission HQ.
13:52How's it going?
13:53It's like 100 degrees and I'm wearing plastic bags.
13:57Looks really good.
13:59Get in there.
14:00Get in the boot.
14:01It smells like dog.
14:07Yes!
14:08Mission alert.
14:09Oh!
14:11Olivia, before Joe and Hannah arrive at game two, change the direction of the arrow so
14:16that they go off course and get lost in the woods.
14:20Then change the arrow back before they return.
14:23This mission is worth 2,000 pounds.
14:27Oh!
14:29It's high pressure.
14:30Left, left, left.
14:32OK.
14:32They're in the car, Olivia.
14:33They're all the way to you.
14:34Gaining some serious momentum.
14:36Go on, change the sign.
14:37Change the sign.
14:38Hurry up, hurry up.
14:39Got it, got it, got it.
14:40Got it, got it.
14:41Now, left at the bottom.
14:42Hurry up.
14:43Change the sign.
14:44Flip it, flip it over.
14:45Yes!
14:46Oh, Tiki.
14:48Get back in the boot, get back in the boot.
14:50Left at the bottom.
14:51Quickly, they're on their way.
14:53Oh, gosh!
14:54There we go.
14:55They're there now.
14:56They're right there now.
14:57Stay down, Olivia.
14:58Left, left.
14:59Got it.
15:00And then you're going to turn right.
15:02Got it.
15:02Oh, they're doing it.
15:03They're doing it.
15:03They're going the other way.
15:04Keep going.
15:06Yeah!
15:06Come on!
15:08Oh, no!
15:09Oh, no!
15:10Yeah!
15:12Smashed it.
15:13Come on.
15:13Smashed it, Olivia.
15:14Yeah.
15:16Are we going to lift the right?
15:17There's no arrows.
15:17I don't know.
15:18Keep going.
15:18They're now arguing.
15:19Are you sure we're getting the right way?
15:21Keep going.
15:22Keep going.
15:26Look at them still going.
15:27Look at them.
15:27Oh, my God.
15:28They've gone sick.
15:28Just going far.
15:30Oh, this is so good.
15:32Do you reckon this is the right way?
15:33I don't know, but I'm starting to doubt it.
15:36There's been no arrows for a while.
15:37There's been no arrows.
15:38This is amazing!
15:41Nah.
15:43This can't be right.
15:44You think we should head back?
15:45Yeah.
15:46Okay.
15:47Change it back, Olivia.
15:47Get out, get out.
15:48They're coming back.
15:50Oh, no.
15:52I've been calm this far.
15:53At the top of this road, I think we went wrong.
15:58Do you think?
15:59Yeah.
16:01Back in the booth, back in the booth.
16:04No.
16:04Come on.
16:05See, look.
16:05There's the arrow.
16:08Oh, they're going to see it.
16:11Maybe someone's stitched us up here.
16:13She knows!
16:13Oh, gosh.
16:25Maybe someone's stitched us up here.
16:27Oh, gosh.
16:29No.
16:30I think someone's changed that.
16:31No.
16:33Oh, no.
16:34She knows!
16:36That arrow's changed.
16:38Right, okay, we're here.
16:39Hannah is on us.
16:41Yeah.
16:41Oh, my God, it was only here we had to go to.
16:44Mission complete, Liv.
16:45Well done.
16:46Yes!
16:47Here we are.
16:48I feel like we're both to blame.
16:50Yeah, I'm going to agree.
16:51We made it!
16:53Through there, through there.
16:55Yeah, that's it.
16:55Look where the P is.
16:56We've got to park later.
16:57Get out.
16:58Three of the four unsuspecting couples have reached the next game in the race.
17:03Tokens of affection.
17:06What percentage of people say they still think about the one that got away?
17:11Right.
17:11Okay.
17:12I'm going to go 83.
17:13Look for 20.
17:1443?
17:15No, higher.
17:16They look like they're extras in the Queen of Hearts tea party.
17:22Uh-uh.
17:23Uh-uh.
17:23Nah.
17:24Try a high one.
17:25People want what they can't have.
17:26Right.
17:2771.
17:2771.
17:29Come on!
17:30Yeah!
17:32What?
17:33No!
17:34Right, let's go!
17:35Let's go!
17:35How are you?
17:36Who are you thinking about?
17:38No-one.
17:39Don't kill me!
17:40Oh!
17:41The last couple to take on the game are Jason and Jason.
17:44Go, go, go, go, go!
17:45Who have no idea that janitor Judy is hiding in the loo beside the garden.
17:50Is she a cleaner?
17:53Mission alert!
17:55Whoa!
17:56Mission alert!
17:57Judy, you must steal Jason and Jason's buggy keys, delaying them in the race.
18:03This mission is worth 2,000 pounds.
18:072,000 pounds, Judy!
18:09Oh, my God!
18:10Go, go, go!
18:10Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!
18:11They're coming to you, Judy.
18:13I can hear something.
18:14Keep going a bit more.
18:19Now, Judy, they are facing away from you, so you can just have a little peek.
18:22Okay.
18:23I couldn't see the tokens of affection.
18:26Oh, she's peeking out.
18:27Where am I going?
18:28Shall we have a look?
18:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:31What was that one?
18:35You can come out now.
18:37Judy, you've got some space to work with him.
18:3962.
18:41Oh, Judy's on the move.
18:42It's definitely on the 50.
18:43You shouldn't be straddling the wall, though.
18:45She shouldn't be straddling the wall.
18:46Should we go on? 62.
18:48Be more clean, Ari.
18:51This is brilliant.
18:53So, what percentage of people say they still think about the one that got away?
18:56We think 62.
18:59Oh, God.
19:00Where am I coming?
19:01Okay, wait, wait, wait.
19:02I think they're taller than 50.
19:04They're facing towards you.
19:05They're facing towards...
19:05A, 71.
19:0671.
19:06Let's go with that.
19:08Okay, now go towards the gold buggy.
19:11So, what percentage of people say they still think about the one that got away?
19:13Go now, go now.
19:1471.
19:15They've got it right already.
19:17Yes.
19:17Yes.
19:18Let's go, go, go, go.
19:19Oh, my God.
19:20They're right there.
19:21Go back, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
19:22No, no, Judy, go back.
19:25Go back, go, go, go, go, go.
19:27Oh.
19:27Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
19:30Oh, God.
19:33Get in the car, get in the car.
19:35Have they even noticed her?
19:36Go, go, go.
19:37Did you actually take the key?
19:39Reverse, reverse, reverse.
19:40Go, go, go.
19:41Tell me she took the key.
19:42Go, go, go.
19:44Reverse.
19:45Oh, I thought she'd taken the key.
19:46Come on, darling.
19:47Be first.
19:48I'm doing it.
19:49It's harder than you think.
19:50Stop, stop, stop.
19:52Stop.
19:55Which way?
19:56I don't know.
19:58Turns out, Judy, you didn't need to steal the key.
20:00They can't drive a car.
20:02She's doing a really good job of cleaning that door, though.
20:06She really is.
20:06Go, go.
20:12God.
20:12Do you know what, though, Judy?
20:13I'm so proud of you, man.
20:15You literally were so good just then.
20:17I tried to pull it, but...
20:19Come back to HQ by the garage.
20:24Go, go, go.
20:24This way, this way, this way, this way.
20:26Two games down, one more to go.
20:29Let's go.
20:29Let's go.
20:30And in the final game, the couples must work together to take on...
20:33Don't balls it up.
20:35Go.
20:35Using ropes alone, they have five attempts to guide a ball across the course
20:39and into the final pipe.
20:41Yes!
20:41Woo!
20:42Get in the car, get in the car.
20:43Go, go, go, go.
20:44Now it's Zach and mother's turn.
20:48Where's GK?
20:49Show me GK.
20:50Oh, there she is.
20:50There she is.
20:51Oh, God.
20:52You look like the Yeti.
20:54I just ate a leaf.
20:57Are there more arrows?
20:59Back there.
21:00Are you sure?
21:01It came from there.
21:02Okay.
21:03GK, you look so much like the shrubbery.
21:05It's insane.
21:06I'm itchy.
21:08Like...
21:08Mission alert.
21:10Woo-hoo!
21:11I'm ready.
21:12GK, you must use the hidden ropes to make Zach and mother drop every ball
21:16and fail this game.
21:18Oh, my God.
21:20This mission is worth £2,000.
21:23Oh!
21:25No pressure, then.
21:26Can you see the strings that you're going to use to sabotage?
21:29Can I?
21:30Stop playing the harp.
21:33Let's do this.
21:35What?
21:37Oh, my days.
21:38They're on their way to you.
21:39Don't you need to dart, dart.
21:42You wouldn't know if that's GK Barry, would you?
21:44That is fantastic.
21:47Come back there.
21:48Good mate to the puck.
21:50Yeah.
21:50Stop with them puck.
21:52Here they are.
21:52They're there now.
21:54Bea Bush.
21:56Welcome to Don't Balls It Up.
21:59Using a series of...
22:00I cannot believe she's just right there next to them, mate.
22:04Let's go.
22:06Whoa.
22:06Here they go.
22:07This is dark.
22:07This is it.
22:09Right.
22:09Here's the balls.
22:10You've got to stand behind the line.
22:12Stop moving.
22:13So, I need to keep it straight.
22:14Yeah.
22:15Right.
22:15Hold on.
22:15Hold on.
22:16I need to try and pull them when mother pulls them.
22:19Okay.
22:20There we go.
22:21Let's go.
22:23Come on, babe.
22:26GK, do it now.
22:30Why is it dropping?
22:33Yes!
22:34She's done it!
22:36That was not me.
22:37That was not me.
22:38Don't try it.
22:39It was.
22:40You started moving.
22:41No.
22:42What are you doing in there?
22:43No.
22:44Right.
22:45It's coming.
22:46Once it comes...
22:47GK, yes.
22:48Do it now.
22:48Pull the right one.
22:49Pull the right one.
22:50Pull the right one.
22:51Ah, me.
22:54Go on, GK!
22:55You epic bush!
22:56This is so great!
22:58Don't worry.
22:59There's more balls.
23:00Right.
23:01I'm saying, make sure it don't tip.
23:02Okay.
23:03I'm trying.
23:04It's hard.
23:05Do it now, GK.
23:07Go on.
23:10I can't.
23:11I can't with this.
23:11I can't.
23:12You can.
23:13Don't say you can't.
23:16Don't move it.
23:17You're going higher.
23:18The strings are not working with me.
23:20Stay there.
23:21On my cue, I want you to give pipe three a big yank.
23:25That's it.
23:26Oh, no, no.
23:27No, no, no.
23:27I'm higher.
23:28Keep going.
23:30Keep going.
23:32On my cue.
23:35Three.
23:35That's it.
23:36More.
23:37Two.
23:38That's it.
23:39One.
23:41Big ball.
23:42That's it.
23:46Oh.
23:47Yes!
23:48Is that the last ball?
23:49Yes!
23:49Mission complete!
23:51Right.
23:51Okay.
23:52They failed, which means you did it, GK.
23:56Oh, man.
23:57We got a goal, we got a goal.
23:58It felt like the strings literally had a mind of their own.
24:01that one was tough i thought it was i tried but we did well on the other ones but that
24:06one
24:06we boozed it up i love this game as the day comes to an end the couples remain unaware
24:15that they are competing in a fake show cue matt and emma to set up the next sabotage
24:23here we go we are here for the results and we can reveal that the couple with the fastest
24:30time and winning an overnight stay in the love nest is sir jason
24:43i literally can't believe where the fuck why are we clapping it's not a real show it's not
24:51a real show um however all is not lost it is all still to play for tomorrow have a great
24:57night
25:02mission alert matt and emma you must ruin jason and jason's date night by joining them in the hot
25:11tub and staging an argument forcing them to leave before you are you joking this mission is worth
25:19five thousand pounds wow matt and emma oh my god i can't wait to see you in your busted speedos
25:33this is exciting that's cute this is cute the jasons are walking in oh this is gorgeous
25:41yes let's let's get in the hot tub oh that's nice that is lovely matt and emma can you hear
25:50us
25:52yeah so if we win a couple goals next top this morning
25:56the jasons it's got a ring to it could you imagine just don't know what's in charge
26:00oh my god literally oh my god cheers cheers
26:18oh my god this is gonna be great can we join you yeah i mean yes okay thank you everybody
26:25we'll come and take your mics off and then you can stay in here thank you very much everyone
26:28that's a wrap thank you cheers guys thank you they think they wrapped come on get them out of that
26:35hot tub oh come on in look we're not allowed to set the bubbles up no i'm gonna fart in
26:40it instead
26:41my guys oh my god they're gonna have a pretend i can't handle it oh man you need to splash
26:51emma yeah
27:12do it again matt do it again oh no oh no i can't i can't i don't like it
27:47i can't watch this this is the worst what's the problem
27:52you know what the problem is matt thank you we'll discuss this we've got some privacy
27:57just walking around i don't i don't want to to talk about it in front of people
28:04she's so good should we play okay would you like a minute in the hot club
28:08and yes yes yes we do we might need it we might need it yes get out of the tub
28:18you know what thank you thank you thank you so much
28:41guys you was so proud of you so far legends i've just watched
29:07it's a great day
29:13we are here back this is it day two listen today we need to get all the money we are
29:20not
29:20missing none of these missions and we're not failing and they're walking in
29:24they're coming in
29:27good morning jason is ready for day two baby i wonder if they're gonna say anything about emma
29:35good morning
29:38how are you yeah look at jason and jason look at jason
29:45who was that jason's how was your night in the love nest what happens in the love nest
29:50stairs in the love nest sounds intriguing
29:57you are about to take part in your final challenge you are checking in
30:03to the rotten retreat we'll be asking you questions about your relationship
30:09and all you have to do is match your answers easy easy right easy but there's a twist one member
30:17from
30:17each couple will be taking on the water obstacle course you must cross the course and find the
30:23correct answer in the rank tank whilst your partner will be stood under a drop tank
30:30fail to match your answers and you'll be soaked in ice cold water
30:35have it you better get it right are you are you all up for it yeah mission alert hello
30:44sam and joe disguised as cupids you must knock the contestants off the assault course and into the
30:49lake using a power hose oh yes this is everything we've ever wanted each successful fall into the
30:56water is worth 1 000 pounds and there is a total of 5 000 pounds up for grabs oh my
31:04god it's so much
31:04money remember remember don't get caught we're good cupids you know i can't wait
31:12come on boys let's see you honey
31:21i thought i just laid an egg the first couple to come under fire from our cupids are hannah and
31:30joe
31:31all right let's do it this is it wow they look so cut don't they
31:40the bodies are not quitting
31:46mission alert celebrities it's time for your next mission and this one is for emma willis
31:54you must accidentally on purpose press the big pink bucket release button to mistakenly cover hannah
32:01in ice cold water before her partner joe even begins the game this mission is worth three thousand
32:09pounds she gets the worst missions how how how how how emma you've got this accidental lean or bugs
32:23bugs oh yeah swatting away a bug and the hitting it's better i am not an actor but not for
32:28what we saw
32:29last night here comes anna bye hello welcome to the rotten retreat how you feeling about this one um i'm
32:38confident that joe will smash this okay so here's your question what is your most annoying habit
32:46i mean do you have any most do i have any oh god she's making me nervous she's close to
32:53that button
32:53what is hannah's most annoying habit i'm gonna say her being late i mean a lot of people can relate
33:00to
33:00that i think yeah your most annoying habit is being late apparently is being late okay
33:09look she's ready she's doing it now so many bugs around in his life
33:15oh my god is it god i don't think it was a wasp i think it was a fly was
33:20it a wasp i don't know
33:21no you're good nothing's there oh my god i'm so on edge is it there no are you sure yeah
33:28oh my god
33:30oh my god oh my god oh my god i'm so sorry
33:42he hasn't done it yet is he oh oh oh oh my god what just happened thank you she's done
33:47her hair with
33:48water oh my god what are we gonna do can we get some bug spray was that an accident or
33:56was that
33:56i swear to god i'm i fell over the bloody thing emma willis is so incredible so sorry i thought
34:03it was
34:03all part of the show no no you were only meant to dunk one she turned and she flipped around
34:12that's my girl oh my goodness yes stand away from the buzzer it was a genuine accident it was an
34:20accident yeah she's taking a good sport but underneath she's like what is going on here yeah
34:27we'll pretend that didn't happen and we'll just start from scratch got it just three minutes yeah to
34:31make it all the way across find the answer in the ranked tank and bring it back to me okay
34:36oh and um
34:37just one more thing there are two cupids over there and they're going to be trying their hardest
34:42to knock you off the course okay joe what answer are you going to lock in i'm going with one
34:46in your
34:47life joel and sam we need you to blast this man off this course whoa ready set goals let's go
34:58go go
35:01get this man in the lake come on go go go stay on your feet mate yes yes you've got
35:09this come on oh joe
35:11watch out for those keepers joe keep going keep going oh he's all over the place a little bit
35:21but he's still on go boys go power it's not turning off he's got a nozzle don't worry sam it
35:33happens to
35:34the best of us come then have some left he's back on dry ground yes and he's in the tank
35:43how you doing over there joe time's running out so we want bad timing yeah yeah
35:50oh he's got it coming in do not drop your answer joe let's go let's go boys
35:58oh my god come on is that all you've got no more power i need to take
36:09oh my ribs
36:11come on then
36:20yes I can tell you Joe that is a match yes get me out of here next to face this
36:40love test are the
36:41Jason's and it's another chance for Cupid's Joel and Sam to redeem themselves how are you doing good
36:47thank you ready for this one we'll see good luck please don't press that I'm never you know she'll
36:52be fine you'll be good Jason here's your question what is your best physical feature my bum what
37:01is Jason's best physical feature his bum Sam and Joel are you in position we're in position and
37:10ready Jason I believe in you on your marks stand by get set goals
37:28what is Jason's best physical feature his bum boys I need you to get Jason in that water
37:38on your marks get set goals
37:44here we go
37:45he's off
37:48he went down that bank
37:50go Jason go
37:51come on Sam
37:52get him get him
37:55oh he's in the water
37:59there we go yeah come on
38:04get Jason down
38:05get Jason down
38:07get Jason down
38:08get Jason down
38:08get Jason down
38:10get Jason down
38:11oh my god
38:11bye Jason
38:13bye Jason
38:13on your feet Jason on your feet
38:19bye Jason
38:22bye Jason
38:23come on guys
38:23come on guys
38:24it's doing way too good
38:25more power
38:26more power
38:26more
38:26I'll just stand in here
38:30it's in the water
38:31it's in the water
38:33it smells so bad
38:38not
38:4020 seconds to go Jason
38:45keep searching keep searching
38:47Jason's out of steam
38:48you'll find it
38:49Oh, he's still in there ten seconds Jason
38:5410 seconds
38:575
38:574
39:018
39:032
39:041
39:07Jason time's up my friend
39:10Amazing job to my cupids
39:14Now Jason unfortunately because Jason didn't finish the course in the allotted time
39:19But I have to do this
39:30Right guys, we've got John and Tracy. Oh, wow. They have really managed to get away with it to be
39:35bad mission alert
39:37Celebrities it's time for your final sabotage mission Judy disguised as a medic. You must stop John's run by claiming
39:44the water is contaminated
39:46You're born for this role to give it to me disguised again as the director. You must stage an argument
39:53with Judy
39:54Forcing filming to be abandoned. This final mission is worth
39:586,000 pounds. Oh
40:02My god, it's time to hit John and Tracy guys
40:08I
40:08Joel and Judy move into position
40:10Everybody know us and we be anonymous
40:13This will be fun. This will be fun. Yeah, yeah
40:15I'm looking forward to it. Give it up
40:17Joel you just can't give me that like director walk excellent work there DOP
40:21Everybody know us and we be anonymous
40:27Let's cause some chaos
40:30Look at Judy
40:32Guys, I think I'm sinking the boat
40:34Oh my god, what is it doing guys?
40:37It's about sinking
40:39What are you bad at?
40:41I'm bad at driving
40:42I can't iron
40:43I can't sow
40:45I can't cook
40:46He's done well, isn't he?
40:49Judy, Joel, we are seconds away
40:52So what are you gonna lock in?
40:54I'm gonna say cooking
40:55Okay, we are locking in cooking
40:58Right John, Tracy has locked in her answer
41:01Matt's talking to the contrib
41:03Joel, you're the director mate
41:04Cool rank, yeah?
41:06Yeah, cool rank mate
41:06Hey
41:08Okay, let's go
41:09After they've gone
41:11Get along
41:11Judy, stand by
41:14Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
41:18John! John!
41:20Oh no!
41:22Oh, he's fallen off
41:24Oh, bless him
41:25Get out of the water John! John, get out of the water darling
41:30Not to worry her
41:31I've just been told the water might be contaminated
41:35Oh my god
41:36It's not your authority to shut down the set
41:42And you can't just shut it down like that without any warning
41:46Don't do the siren
41:51Someone please just get that medic off the box
41:54No!
41:55She's having a right one
41:57Oh, isn't she?
41:59But someone please get this lady off my set
42:01Don't tell me nothing because I'm trying to be professional here
42:04What's she saying now?
42:06All you care about is your shots
42:07That's someone's husband
42:09What's it? Yeah
42:10That is my husband
42:11What's going on?
42:12Understand what I'm saying
42:14No one else is to get into this water
42:16I mean, I'll be honest
42:17I want to throw you in the water right now
42:19What is me?
42:21Well done guys, that was absolutely incredible
42:24Oscar worthy performances all round
42:26I said to you
42:27You can't shut it down
42:28You can't shut it down
42:29No
42:30You can't shut it down
42:31It's not your set
42:32It's not your set
42:34It's not your set
42:34They're out of control
42:35I think we just said that
42:36It's not your set
42:37Do you know what?
42:38I'm done
42:39That's what I'm doing is my job
42:40That's what I'm doing
42:42I can't work like this
42:43This place is a joke
42:45We're getting her off set
42:47Never working this business again
42:50I don't think John knows what's just happened
42:52Oh, bless him
42:57The couples have tackled every challenge thrown at them on the fake show
43:01And now they are gathered for the equally fake results ceremony
43:05Welcome to the grand final of Couple Goals
43:10Woo
43:12Over the last two days
43:13We have put your relationships to the ultimate test
43:16To see which one of you truly is Couple Goals
43:21And we can now reveal
43:24The winners of Couple Goals are...
43:31None of you
43:33None of you
43:34Eh?
43:36Eh?
43:36Eh?
43:37Eh?
43:38We've got a little confession to make
43:42Eh?
43:43I think you need to take a look at this
43:46Oh, what have they done?
43:48Joel
43:48You must make Jason and Jason redo their arrival shot three times
43:53Come on, let's have it!
43:54Oh my God
43:55Woo!
43:56Joel, tell them that you're unhappy with that
43:58Are we gonna do one more?
44:00Aggressive
44:00Say it's aggressive
44:01Slightly less aggressive, please
44:02Aggressive
44:03Oh my God
44:04This is hilarious
44:06Let's get your hugging game on, boys
44:08No, we're too far than that
44:10Oh, okay
44:14No way
44:15Go on, change the side
44:16Change the side
44:17Are you sure we're getting the right way?
44:19Oh, we did it!
44:20GK, do it now
44:24The strings are not working with me
44:27Matt, you need to splash Emma
44:29Oh my God, are you joking, mate?
44:33Emma
44:33Emma, you must accidentally, on purpose, press the bucket release button
44:37Oh!
44:40Oh!
44:42Judy
44:42Disguised as a medic, you must stop John's run by claiming the water is contaminated
44:52No!
44:53No!
44:54Look at me!
44:55No!
44:55I'm pretty!
44:56You all think that you have been taking part in a show called Couple Goals, but you haven't.
45:02You've actually been taking part in a brand new secret game show called Celebrity Sabotage!
45:11And causing all the mischief and mayhem have been our celebrity saboteurs
45:15Joel Govan!
45:17Yay!
45:19Yay!
45:20Judy Love!
45:23Sam Thompson!
45:25Yay!
45:26GK Barry!
45:28And Olivia Howard!
45:31For every sabotage mission that we successfully completed, we were building up a secret prize pot.
45:38Ooh!
45:39For all of you, Cher!
45:40Yay!
45:41And the total prize pot we have won for you all is...
45:4726,000 pounds!
45:49Yay!
45:52Which is a massive 6,500 pounds for each couple.
45:58I think we're gonna go on holiday to South Africa.
46:01We were so invested, but...
46:03We were.
46:04You'd definitely rather have the six grand...
46:05Oh!
46:06...other than the trophy.
46:07100%.
46:08We had no idea what was going on in the hot tub.
46:11Now knowing that it was our set-up, the celebs are watching, I'm just even more shocked.
46:17Yeah, totally in shock.
46:18I'm totally in shock.
46:19Done up like a coupon.
46:21Done up proper.
46:25Next time on Celebrity Sabotage.
46:30Welcome to a great kitchen cook-off.
46:33Go now!
46:34Now!
46:35Let's have that sabotage.
46:38Get down!
46:38Get down!
46:39Get down!
46:39Get down!
46:40Get down!
46:43It is a flame!
46:58Get down!
46:59Get down!
47:00Get down!
47:02Get down!
47:04Get down!
47:05Get down!
47:07Get down!
47:08Get down!
47:09Get down!
47:10Get down!
47:11Get down!
47:12Get down!
47:13Get down!
47:13Get down!
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47:14Get down!
47:14Get down!
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