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00:00:28Doctor
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00:00:34I want a candle with something sweet and nice
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00:00:41I can't let my mouse
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00:01:47Excuse me, you're Marisa Valdez, aren't you?
00:01:51Uh, I just happen to have an extra ticket to the Owen Bowes concert tonight.
00:01:55I heard that everybody who's anybody's gonna be there. It's gonna be fantastic, and I have this extra ticket, and
00:02:01I thought maybe if you weren't doing anything, you probably have a lot of homework to do. You look like
00:02:09a very serious student. And, uh, that's okay. I'll just, uh, sell the ticket or something. That's okay. Thanks a
00:02:17lot. It was really nice talking to you.
00:02:30Uh, young lady, suppose you know it's strictly forbidden to have a knife on campus. Perhaps you'd like me to
00:02:37hold that for you till after school. No, thanks.
00:02:40Well, maybe I better restate that. I'll take the knife. Don't count on it.
00:02:50It's a nice knife. We're just stealing. You better give that back to me. Oh, a little wildcat, huh? Oh,
00:02:57don't worry. I'll leave it in the principal's office.
00:03:00Pick it up there if you still want it.
00:03:20Miss Valdez, we can't go on meeting like this. This is the third time in the month you've been hauled
00:03:26in here.
00:03:27Not counting that little stunt with the saran wrap over the toilet bowls.
00:03:33It's, it's really such a pity. Your teachers all tell me that you're very bright.
00:03:38That you could be a straight-A student and say...
00:03:49Oh, I wish I could understand you.
00:03:53Haven't, haven't you any desire to, to lift yourself up?
00:03:57To make something better of yourself?
00:04:00What's the use? You can't beat the system.
00:04:03I'll tell you what. We're going to forget this latest episode, in return for which you're going to start doing
00:04:10something constructive.
00:04:12There's a volunteer program over at the Oakwood Hospital.
00:04:16Miss Valdez, you're going to be a candy-stripe nurse.
00:04:22It's probably Owen Bow's last concert this year, and everyone is going to be there.
00:04:27I mean, two or three of the Beatles are going to be there, and word has it that Dylan's going
00:04:31to be sitting in.
00:04:33Don't you think that superstar stuff is a little juvenile?
00:04:37Thursday nights I usually go to the Philharmonic, but I had these tickets, and I just figured that, you know,
00:04:43you would want to go.
00:04:44Oh, get away from me.
00:04:47Oh, sorry. I'll see you in class.
00:04:51He should have asked me. I'd go out with a two-headed gorilla if he had tickets to the Owen
00:04:56Bowles concert.
00:04:58I don't know why. He hasn't sung a note on key since his first album.
00:05:02Who cares? If I wanted to hear him sing, I'd buy his records.
00:05:06Hey, listen. When are we going to strike from in the background for our dance concert?
00:05:09Tomorrow?
00:05:11I can't. I said I need to be a candy striper at Oakwood.
00:05:15A candy striper? What am I for?
00:05:18Well, if I'm going to be a doctor, I might as well start getting some medical experience now.
00:05:27Did you hear something?
00:05:29Must be the air conditioning again. You just can't get anything fixed around here.
00:05:42Excuse me. What's the rush?
00:05:44I've got a million things to do before 7 o'clock.
00:05:46Oh, you did remember my math problems, didn't you?
00:05:49Sure.
00:05:51Uh, look. We can go to a later movie.
00:05:54Um, Wally, that's just the...
00:05:57I was surprised I was going to tell you about.
00:05:59We're not going to go to the show tonight.
00:06:03Oh. Okay. Go on.
00:06:05Well, I was the guy who was sitting on the ground, just pounding his head into the grass, you know?
00:06:10So I went over and I asked him, you know, are you okay?
00:06:12And he just started cracking up at me, really laughing.
00:06:15So, well, anyway, to make a long story short, he told me that I was the nicest person that he
00:06:19had talked to all day
00:06:20and gave me two tickets absolutely free.
00:06:22Now, isn't that unbelievable?
00:06:24Wait a minute. Just tickets? Or tickets to something?
00:06:28No, more like tickets to something.
00:06:31Uh-huh. Okay.
00:06:35Wally, uh, I don't think you're going to like this too much.
00:06:39The Owen Bowles concert.
00:06:41That's right. Now, there's no use arguing with me.
00:06:43I'm going whether or not you want to take me because there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
00:06:48Like Dr. Post, for instance.
00:06:50If it were wearing pants, you'd think a stingray was cute.
00:06:54Oh, that's ridiculous.
00:06:56Yeah, now I'm going to go. Now, you're going to pick me up at seven, aren't you?
00:06:59Yeah, yeah.
00:07:00I may be a little late, though.
00:07:02I have to stop down in surgery first.
00:07:04Have my ears impacted.
00:07:07Oh, here.
00:07:09Don't forget your homework.
00:07:11By the way, I, uh, couldn't do the last problem.
00:07:15Well, that's okay, because the last time you did it for me, I forgot to put it in my own
00:07:18writing.
00:07:18And that teacher's been suspicious ever since.
00:07:21Thanks.
00:07:23Hold on.
00:07:25Uh, let me make sure the coast is clear first.
00:07:31Okay.
00:07:43Boy, you really look a mess.
00:07:45Yeah, well, you know, I, uh, I just finished a very ticklish operation.
00:07:50Uh, what'd you do? Remove an appendix from a pillowcase?
00:07:52You know, I was going to, but it, uh, it didn't have Blue Cross.
00:07:56It's new. It's from all at Bowles, and it's all for you.
00:07:59Well, I'm the king of Rome, so you pick a big whale of a man.
00:08:07I'll take my thing only on a little chicken to see.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15I could just lose about ten more pounds.
00:08:18I feel much better.
00:08:20You don't need to.
00:08:20I have been on this diet for the last six weeks.
00:08:23Hi, Mom.
00:08:24Well, Sandy, say hello to your Aunt Edna.
00:08:26Oh, hi, Aunt Edna.
00:08:27Listen, I'm going to go out with her, so I want to get to work on my homework right away.
00:08:31Well, that girl of yours has turned into quite a little woman.
00:08:35Yes, she amazes me sometimes.
00:08:37I don't know where she gets all her energy.
00:08:39Top grades at school, she's president of the social club,
00:08:42and somehow she still finds time to do volunteer work as a candy striper at the hospital.
00:08:47Well, all I can say is, it's nice to see that young people today still want to do their part
00:08:53for humanity.
00:09:04Hey, does anybody know what time it is?
00:09:07Six o'clock.
00:09:15Hey, brother, you got a light?
00:09:25It's okay, man.
00:09:27I got some important business to take care of.
00:09:29I like your bike, man.
00:09:30That tank is too much.
00:09:43There ought to be a law against Lockie Baffley Club.
00:09:48Hey, man, I need the key to the bathroom.
00:09:50You think I'd run a free service here?
00:09:52Client, save it your way. I'll do it here by the door.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:54Oh, wait, just a second.
00:09:58Don't move or I'll blow your ass off.
00:10:02You bastard, you won't get away with the sex.
00:10:04Wait, let me not make a cow out of you.
00:10:13Get down.
00:10:17Get down.
00:10:18Go!
00:10:23All right.
00:10:25Get down.
00:10:27Get down.
00:10:29Get down.
00:10:31Get down.
00:10:31Get down.
00:10:40Get down.
00:10:59Well, at least I got one of them.
00:11:01You ought to be out of commission for a while.
00:11:03How's it feel, punk?
00:11:05Man, if I got to take a piece.
00:11:11Let me out.
00:11:29I'm supposed to ask if you want any juice.
00:11:32Well?
00:11:33Well, do you want any juice?
00:11:35No.
00:11:36Good.
00:11:37Wait a minute.
00:11:39What kind of juice do you have?
00:11:42Yellow and orange.
00:11:44What's the yellow?
00:11:46I don't know.
00:11:47Just a minute.
00:11:51Just yellow.
00:11:52You want it?
00:11:53No.
00:11:54Okay.
00:11:55You scratch my back?
00:11:57Just what is that supposed to mean?
00:11:58I mean, I want you to scratch my back.
00:12:00I'm injured.
00:12:00I can't reach it.
00:12:01Okay.
00:12:02Where?
00:12:03Right here.
00:12:05Mm-hmm.
00:12:05Just as I figured.
00:12:06You can reach it yourself.
00:12:07So why don't you scratch it?
00:12:09Because you're prettier.
00:12:11Huh?
00:12:11That's for sure.
00:12:12Come on.
00:12:13I'm in pain.
00:12:13I'm a patient.
00:12:14You're supposed to...
00:12:15Okay, okay.
00:12:18That's good.
00:12:20Now, about a little lower, huh?
00:12:21No custom work on Phoebe's.
00:12:23Listen, anytime I can return a favor.
00:12:25Okay.
00:12:25That's enough.
00:12:28Hey, what's that?
00:12:29It's to keep me from falling out of bed.
00:12:31I toss in my sleep a lot.
00:12:32Wait a minute.
00:12:33I heard about you.
00:12:34You're the guy who stuck up the gas station.
00:12:36Excuse me.
00:12:37In case you're interested, I'm innocent.
00:12:39Sure.
00:12:40And I'm Jackie Onassis.
00:12:41Dropped by the yacht sometimes.
00:12:44Dr. Stewart.
00:12:45Dr. John Stewart.
00:12:47Dr. Wilson.
00:12:48Dr. Clarence Wilson.
00:12:49Excuse me.
00:12:50Can you direct me to the Arnhold Research Institute for Reproductive and Non-Procreative Function?
00:12:57Huh?
00:12:58Oh, you mean the sex clinic.
00:13:01Through there and to your left.
00:13:10Dr. Dr. Coleman.
00:13:11Dr. Coleman.
00:13:16Okay, I've finished that side.
00:13:17What would you like me to do now?
00:13:18Well, you could do the other side.
00:13:20Why didn't I think of that?
00:13:25Isn't there anything more interesting to do to move a newspaper?
00:13:28Excuse me.
00:13:30Uh-huh.
00:13:32Looks like your friend in 317 is bored again.
00:13:35Billy?
00:13:36Oh, poor kid.
00:13:37I'll go see you more.
00:13:39Now, she's got the right idea.
00:13:41Talk to your patients.
00:13:43Try to cheer them up.
00:13:44May I have Mrs. Rogers' chart, please?
00:13:46Oh, yes, doctor.
00:13:47Here it is.
00:13:47Oh, thank you.
00:13:49Excuse me.
00:13:50Yes?
00:13:50Are you making rounds?
00:13:52Yes, I am.
00:13:54I was just wondering.
00:13:56No, I couldn't ask that.
00:13:58No, please, go ahead.
00:14:00You see, I intend to be a doctor myself.
00:14:02And I thought maybe I could tag along and observe.
00:14:05Why, of course.
00:14:06You're more than welcome.
00:14:08I realize I'm just a candy striper.
00:14:10Now, don't put yourself down.
00:14:12Candy strikers perform a very valuable service.
00:14:16I promise I may ask too many questions or be too much trouble.
00:14:18Uh-huh.
00:14:26Excuse me, young lady.
00:14:28I didn't realize this was your patient.
00:14:31Well, it just seems to me with a fever rising so rapidly, you shouldn't put off the operation any longer.
00:14:35Here.
00:14:36Look at the chart.
00:14:37Perhaps you'd like to do the operation yourself.
00:14:41No, of course not.
00:14:42But I would like to assist you if you don't mind.
00:14:46And they tried to tell me hospital service was deteriorating?
00:14:49Well, it helps if you know the right people.
00:15:01Remember, you'll never learn another thing in your career.
00:15:04Always diagnose for the symptoms and trust your own judgment.
00:15:08But, doctor...
00:15:09Please, no talking, you promised.
00:15:11How are you feeling, my dear?
00:15:13I'm afraid I'm a little tired today, doctor.
00:15:16Slight fatigue.
00:15:17Hmm.
00:15:19Accelerated pulse.
00:15:21Bit of fever, I imagine.
00:15:24Sweaty palms.
00:15:26Flushed complexion.
00:15:28It's a classic case of hyperthyroidism.
00:15:35Who are you?
00:15:36Uh, Phil Stern, sir.
00:15:37Pleased to meet you.
00:15:39Then you are...
00:15:45Of course.
00:15:47What else?
00:15:48Excuse me, Dr. Wilson.
00:15:50They're asking for you down in emergency.
00:15:54Oh, just wait on your phone!
00:15:55I'll kill you!
00:15:56I'll kill you!
00:15:57I'll kill you!
00:15:58I'll kill you!
00:15:59Look, I'll kill you!
00:16:02I'll kill you!
00:16:06I'll kill you!
00:16:07I'll kill you!
00:16:07You don't want to leave!
00:16:08No, you're scared!
00:16:10Pull them off!
00:16:12Are you doing this to me?
00:16:13Pull them off!
00:16:15Stop them!
00:16:29Let's take some blood for our CBC and SMA and a drug screen.
00:16:33In fact, we might as well send down a clot for typing home.
00:16:36You never know when these cases will turn shocky on you.
00:16:39Okay.
00:16:46Wilson.
00:16:47Oh, Dr. Krause.
00:16:48Well, it looks like your star athlete has run amok.
00:16:51He took a very bad elbow to the head today.
00:16:54Hmm.
00:16:55Possible concussion, then.
00:16:56I'll see who's on neurosurgery tonight.
00:16:58Ah.
00:16:59Frankly, he's always been a little, shall we say, unstable.
00:17:04These kids can get awfully keyed up out there.
00:17:06Well, we'll just keep him here overnight for observation, if that's all right with you.
00:17:11Oh, sure.
00:17:13And I don't think we really need to bother with all those blood tests.
00:17:17Probably not, but what the hell, it never hurts to play it safe.
00:17:22Whatever you say.
00:17:23Now, will you excuse me, doctor?
00:17:25Now, if you folks don't mind, I'm going to be alone with my patients.
00:17:33Nurse, please.
00:17:34I'll take care of you.
00:17:35You two, out.
00:17:59I don't know what he's so touchy about.
00:18:02Blood tests are supposed to be my responsibility.
00:18:06Good looking, isn't he?
00:18:09I wouldn't know.
00:18:10He's not my type.
00:18:12Well, I guess you'll be getting out this afternoon.
00:18:16Yeah.
00:18:17Listen, I hope I didn't scare you too much yesterday.
00:18:20You sure were crazy?
00:18:22What happened anyway?
00:18:25Oh, nothing much.
00:18:26Just got a little carried away, I guess.
00:18:29Have you ever taken a lot of acid?
00:18:31You know, sometimes that'll flash back on you when you least expect it.
00:18:34What is this, junior doctor time?
00:18:36Sorry.
00:18:38Well, I guess I better see if anyone else wants one of these.
00:18:42Good luck with your whatevers.
00:18:44Playoffs.
00:18:46Been real nice talking to you.
00:18:51Could I ask you something?
00:18:54Sure.
00:18:54Fire away.
00:18:56When you're playing basketball, do you ever consider the aesthetic element of your movements?
00:19:02Uh, well, I'd say, uh, huh?
00:19:09Do you ever see yourself as a dancer and basketball as a kind of dance?
00:19:14No.
00:19:15That's too bad.
00:19:16Because you see, to me, the conventional distinction between competitive athletics and more classically
00:19:20athletics illumination of libidinous energy is at best, not much.
00:19:24Well, I'd say, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:19:46uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:19:47uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:19:47uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:19:47uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:19:47uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
00:19:59Gallagher, get over here!
00:20:06What the hell's the matter with you?
00:20:07You're moving like a freight train out there.
00:20:09I don't know what's wrong with me, Coach.
00:20:11You feel all right?
00:20:13Now listen, just take it easy.
00:20:14I want you in shape for that game.
00:20:15Go ahead, get in there.
00:20:26You really were moving beautifully out there.
00:20:29It's a good thing you don't know anything about basketball.
00:20:32Well, anyway, thanks again for letting me watch.
00:20:35I guess I'll be running along.
00:20:37Wait a minute.
00:20:38What's the rush?
00:20:39Well, I have all the footage I need, and I really should be getting it.
00:20:42Stick around.
00:20:43Let's talk about this project of yours.
00:20:47There's some things I'd like to find out.
00:20:50Are you sure we're allowed to be in here?
00:20:52I'm on the team.
00:20:53I get special privileges.
00:20:54I mean, it seems awfully deserted.
00:20:57So you like the way I move?
00:20:58I really don't think you understand the concept I'm working on.
00:21:01Oh, I understand.
00:21:03Listen, it's getting late, and I'm really going to have to be going.
00:21:06What are you doing?
00:21:08Look, you both know why you came here.
00:21:11I'm leaving, and don't you try and stop me.
00:21:13Stop this fooling around.
00:21:15We're only wasting time.
00:21:17You know, I really feel sorry for you.
00:21:20Yeah, I thought you were leaving.
00:21:22In a minute.
00:21:23First, I just think it's about time someone told you.
00:21:25That does it.
00:21:28Ah!
00:21:41Don't come any closer.
00:21:43I took karate lessons.
00:21:44How many?
00:21:46Three.
00:21:47I think I'll risk it.
00:21:57I think I'll risk it.
00:22:16I think I'll risk it.
00:22:29I think I'll risk it.
00:22:36You know, I think I can't rush it.
00:22:38I think I'll risk it.
00:22:38And it's about time someone told you bro.
00:22:38And you got to zamuna and to make me stay at least.
00:22:38But I tell you what?
00:22:40There's no way to lose it.
00:22:45How many of these are, gentlemen?
00:22:59you know you're not remotely my type
00:23:06more refined and intellectual
00:23:09the kind of new word speaks french and smokes a pipe
00:23:12don't be ridiculous
00:23:15and a twin shell with his pinky in the air
00:23:19not quite
00:23:23and what's wrong with me
00:23:25i don't know he's just such a jock
00:23:29you'll pay for that
00:23:46wake up
00:23:49i've got to go home
00:23:50yeah sure let me know when we get to bakersfield
00:24:00uh hey maybe this is none of my business but isn't that ivy line supposed to go into your arm
00:24:05that's right
00:24:07it's none of your business
00:24:09well don't you want to get better
00:24:10why so i don't go to jail sooner
00:24:12you're not really innocent are you
00:24:15what do you care
00:24:18i don't i just thought that
00:24:20well
00:24:21look you wouldn't understand
00:24:24what's the use
00:24:26you can't beat the system
00:24:40your handcuffs
00:24:42what happened
00:24:43a lawyer came
00:24:45a public defender
00:24:52he arranged bail
00:24:53well maybe he can get you off
00:24:55i mean if you're really innocent
00:24:56it doesn't matter anyway
00:24:58i still have to cover plea
00:25:00but why
00:25:01because i don't have any evidence
00:25:02the gas station attendant
00:25:04he thinks i was in on it
00:25:05and the only other witness can be found
00:25:07but if you didn't do it
00:25:08it doesn't matter
00:25:09it's all gambling
00:25:11if i bleed innocent and lose
00:25:12i can get ten years in jail
00:25:14ten years
00:25:15ten years
00:25:16but that isn't fair
00:25:17tell that to the judge
00:25:19well what about the witness
00:25:21about him
00:25:22i don't know who he is
00:25:22i don't know where he lives
00:25:24do you remember anything at all
00:25:26you can't remember too much
00:25:27he had this bike
00:25:29small just like
00:25:30oh look
00:25:34fancy customized
00:25:35cast tape
00:25:37rainbow colors
00:25:38blue yellow
00:25:39yellow
00:25:39yellow
00:25:39yellow
00:25:40yellow
00:25:41yellow
00:25:42yellow
00:25:43yellow
00:25:43yellow
00:25:43yellow
00:25:44yellow
00:25:45yellow
00:25:57yellow
00:25:59yellow
00:26:00yellow
00:26:00yellow
00:26:02yellow
00:26:03yellow
00:26:04yellow
00:26:04yellow
00:27:31Excuse me, wonder if you could help me?
00:27:34You wonder? I don't think there's any doubt about that, baby.
00:27:40Have you ever customized a motorcycle to look like that?
00:27:45No, I don't think I had, no.
00:27:47Hey, Louie, aren't you going to introduce me to this beautiful dish?
00:27:50No, I don't think so.
00:27:51You know, I was looking at your car out there, I couldn't help noticing how much oil it was dripping.
00:27:58I hate to be the one that tells you bad news, but I'm afraid you need a new head gasket.
00:28:03You see, once the oil gets in with the water, it'll overheat and it could cause the block to crack.
00:28:09Yeah, most places get $100 for a job like that.
00:28:13All right, all right, $50.
00:28:15But that's my rock-bottom price.
00:28:17You think, because I'm a girl, you can get away with anything you like.
00:28:22Well, I got news for you.
00:28:24I don't have $50.
00:28:26I don't even have $5.
00:28:28But if I had $5, you know what I'd do?
00:28:30I'd go out there and get me a good pair of needle-nosed pliers, see?
00:28:33And then you know what I'd do?
00:28:34I'd take those pliers, see?
00:28:35And you'd have to pluck your eyes off with them.
00:28:37Then you know what I'd do?
00:28:38I'd take those pliers and tighten the oil fine on my engine,
00:28:41which is the only goddamn thing wrong with that car!
00:28:50Women, huh?
00:28:53Look, you're his only hope.
00:28:55How can you be so sure he was in on it?
00:28:57He had to be.
00:28:58He was right there.
00:28:59But it could have been a coincidence.
00:29:01Look, I know the type.
00:29:02I spotted him for no good the minute I spotted him.
00:29:05How did you say that?
00:29:06Now, don't you yell at me.
00:29:07It just so happens that I've owned the station for more years than you've been alive.
00:29:11And I've watched this neighborhood go from a nice, quiet, decent place to a godforsaken slum.
00:29:17And in all those years, I survived.
00:29:19And you want to know how?
00:29:21Because I know these people.
00:29:22And when he walked in there, I could feel it like a rat down in my bone.
00:29:27Let's face it, kiddo.
00:29:28You're all alike.
00:29:31You're all alike!
00:29:52ananianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianianian
00:30:53Oh, the way my eyes look, you think I was partying every night.
00:30:58Have you been?
00:30:59No, no, it's a smog. Haven't you noticed?
00:31:02No, I haven't.
00:31:03It's getting worse all the time.
00:31:06So, this is where you girls hide out.
00:31:09Dr. Kramer just called from the sex clinic.
00:31:12The receptionist had a go home early today, so, um, would one of you like to fill in?
00:31:16Yeah, it could be interesting.
00:31:24Are you serious? With a duck?
00:31:26Three ducks?
00:31:28Yeah, but how do you...
00:31:30No.
00:31:31Oh, well, in that case, who...
00:31:33No.
00:31:36Well, who would do it?
00:31:37Your sister?
00:31:39With scotch tape?
00:31:40Well, wait a minute. I thought that you said that your husband...
00:31:43Oh, pictures.
00:31:46Oh, yes, well, I'm sure they are, but...
00:31:48No, I really wouldn't know about that.
00:31:51Yes, suit yourself.
00:31:52Okay, bye.
00:31:56Well, we're making excellent progress. I wouldn't be at all surprised if by tomorrow you're up to step four.
00:32:02Oh, we'll try our best, Dr. Kramer.
00:32:04Good, just don't get too carried away now, huh?
00:32:06Oh, don't worry, we won't.
00:32:07All right, I'll see you tomorrow, then.
00:32:08Okay, Dr. Kramer.
00:32:09Okay, ta-ta.
00:32:10Why not?
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:14Excuse me, Miss, uh...
00:32:15Sandy.
00:32:15Sandy, I'm expecting a new patient momentarily, so just buzz me in my office as soon as he gets here.
00:32:21Okay.
00:32:21Okay.
00:32:24Your attention, please.
00:32:26Beginning today, all automobiles that do not display the new yellow parking permits will be obediently told you once more
00:32:33than five...
00:32:33Is this the Arnold Institute of whatever?
00:32:36Yes.
00:32:36Good, and you do have a Dr. Kramer here?
00:32:39Yes.
00:32:39Good, then would you tell us, Dr. Kramer, that Owen Bowles is here to see him?
00:32:42Sure, I'll bring him for you.
00:32:44You know, that's funny. I could have sworn that you just said...
00:32:49Uh, Dr. Kramer?
00:32:50Get me out of here.
00:32:51Who's on the deal wants this anyway?
00:32:53Owen Bowles is here to see you.
00:32:55Owen, baby, you know we've got to be careful. A thing like this could ruin us.
00:32:58If I hit the papers, I'd kill myself.
00:33:01Not before I kill you.
00:33:03Oh, you don't have to worry about me.
00:33:07Wait, wait.
00:33:10Uh, uh, uh, Dr. Kramer.
00:33:12Yes, Mr. Bowles?
00:33:14No, Freddie Gillette, his personal manager. That's the boy back there.
00:33:17All right, Mr. Bowles, won't you step in here, please?
00:33:20Hi.
00:33:21I'm April.
00:33:23I'm not.
00:33:25Uh, it's customary for me to interview the patient a lot.
00:33:29Dr. Kramer, you don't seem to understand.
00:33:30I'm his personal manager. Owen never does anything without me.
00:33:33Anything?
00:33:34Anything.
00:33:51I'll be perfectly frank with you, Doctor.
00:33:53What we face now is nothing less than a national disaster.
00:33:56Oh, now, really, I don't think it's useful to exaggerate matters.
00:33:59Do I look like the kind of person who would exaggerate matters?
00:34:03I have never been more serious in my life.
00:34:06The young people of this country are dependent on Owen Bowles.
00:34:09They need him.
00:34:10They love him.
00:34:11Why, without him, they would be bankrupt.
00:34:13Spiritually speaking, of course.
00:34:14Oh, perhaps.
00:34:15And yet, and yet, the man you see before you now is nothing more than a shell of his former
00:34:19self.
00:34:20He hasn't written a new song in months.
00:34:22His performances are as dead as the twist.
00:34:25Doc, I'll give it to you in two words.
00:34:27No energy.
00:34:28Look, this clinic deals specifically in sexual problems.
00:34:33Doc, look at me.
00:34:34Can you look at me?
00:34:36Goose eggs.
00:34:37Goose eggs?
00:34:39Goose eggs.
00:34:41Wipeout.
00:34:42Silch.
00:34:42Nothing.
00:34:43Just ask Ian and Yang.
00:34:47In other words, you're telling me there's an apparent sexual dysfunction.
00:34:50Not in other words.
00:34:52That's it.
00:34:53He can't do it anymore, or he won't.
00:34:55You figure it out.
00:34:56I'm hungry.
00:34:57Anything to eat around, dear?
00:34:59Oh, thanks.
00:35:01Doc, what do you think?
00:35:02No, I don't want to rush you, but frankly speaking, I don't know how much longer he can hang on.
00:35:06He is sinking fast.
00:35:07In a couple of months, he's going to be off the charts altogether.
00:35:10Well, you know, here at the Institute, we've uncovered research which proves there's a definite correlation between impotence and the
00:35:16abuse of drugs.
00:35:26I was just bringing you a glass of water.
00:35:30You have the glass upside down.
00:35:34No wonder the water wouldn't stay in it.
00:35:36No wonder what I told you to get out.
00:35:39So everything is settled, Dr. Kramer.
00:35:42You'll send over the partner therapist, as you call him, this afternoon.
00:35:45You have the address.
00:35:46You don't let him do much talking to you.
00:35:49Would you let Isaac Stern use his violin as a shoehorn?
00:35:53Listen to her.
00:35:53She doesn't even know what a shoehorn is.
00:35:55Is it true that you have a machine that does it?
00:35:58No, no.
00:35:59That's another place.
00:36:05Drugs?
00:36:12Um, Miss Sandy?
00:36:17I want you to call Jane Ellington.
00:36:19Her number is in the address file.
00:36:20You have her go over to Owen Ball's house at this time.
00:36:23And here is his address.
00:36:26Okay.
00:36:43Yes, is this Jane Ellington?
00:36:45Yes, I'm calling for Dr. Kramer to tell you that he doesn't need you today.
00:36:49Right, I'm sure he'll call you tomorrow.
00:36:51Uh-huh.
00:36:51Goodbye.
00:36:53Mr. Opportunity is not going to come.
00:36:56I'm knocking upon your door of life this day.
00:37:00I hear what I say.
00:37:02Hey, Mr. Opportunity is fast on the run.
00:37:05He's speeding along past your door of life this day.
00:37:09I hear what I say.
00:37:11You better grab him.
00:37:13Tackle him.
00:37:14Lock him up.
00:37:16Hold on with four feet.
00:37:17Cause it's your chance of a lifetime, mama.
00:37:20You better not blow him.
00:37:23Cause it's your chance of a lifetime, mama.
00:37:26You better not blow him.
00:37:30Mr. Opportunity is laughing at you.
00:37:33For sitting along with nothing to do every day.
00:37:36I hear what I say.
00:37:39I hear what I say.
00:37:39Hey, I got the notion he's around the bend.
00:37:42I'm hoping for you to let him in today.
00:37:46I hear what I say.
00:37:48You better grab him.
00:37:50Tackle him.
00:37:51Lock him up.
00:37:53Hold on with four feet.
00:37:54Cause it's your chance of a lifetime, mama.
00:37:57You better not blow him.
00:38:00Cause it's your chance of a lifetime, mama.
00:38:03You better not blow him.
00:38:06Cause it's your chance of a lifetime, mama.
00:38:09You better not blow him.
00:38:12Hey, Sandy, take a look at my new bike.
00:38:15Yeah, sure, Wally. Look, I really got a lot to do today. I'm in a hurry.
00:38:18What? I thought we were going to go to the movies.
00:38:20Oh, wow, I completely forgot. How about tomorrow night?
00:38:23You know that I'm working tomorrow night.
00:38:25Well, I'll call you sometime.
00:38:27What the hell does that mean?
00:38:29Hey, you two. No necking in the parking lot.
00:38:34Wally, we better stop seeing each other.
00:38:51It symbolizes man's attempt to come to grips with the demonic inside himself.
00:38:57I wouldn't mind coming to grips with that one.
00:38:59You're intolerable.
00:39:01So is this concert. Let's get out of here.
00:39:28Okay, I'll admit it's graceful.
00:39:31But does it have any substance? Any meaning?
00:39:34Meaning? Well, sure. It symbolizes flight.
00:39:38Man's eternal quest for...
00:39:40Wait a minute. It can't symbolize flight. It is flight.
00:39:44Oh, well, in that case, it symbolizes, uh...
00:39:48Come on. I want to hear this.
00:39:51It, uh...
00:39:54Symbolizes sex.
00:39:56Oh, you're right.
00:39:57I am?
00:39:58No, but I like your attitude.
00:40:05You can't miss it. It's in a brown bottle.
00:40:08Just bring three or four.
00:40:10You find it all right?
00:40:11I refuse to encourage the use of drugs.
00:40:14Hell, amphetamines aren't drugs.
00:40:15They're essential nutrients.
00:40:21Ah!
00:40:42Well, we better get back to work.
00:40:47It's a little ridiculous.
00:40:49High school girl writing a term paper for a college senior.
00:40:52You want to graduate, don't you?
00:40:55Look, I haven't got enough units anyway.
00:40:57I thought all you jocks took special courses like advanced towel snapping or the history of crotch rash.
00:41:02Yeah, I got A's in both of those.
00:41:05Unfortunately, I let a girl talk me into majoring in psychology last year.
00:41:10A month later, we broke up, and I was stuck with a major.
00:41:13I couldn't even spell.
00:41:16Besides, practices take up most of my time.
00:41:18Oh, no.
00:41:19What time is it?
00:41:209.30.
00:41:22Jesus.
00:41:23I forgot to call home.
00:41:35I'm sorry, I forgot to call.
00:41:39You're worried.
00:41:40Well, you know.
00:41:44She's worried about me riding home so late and asked if it would be all right for me to spend
00:41:47the night here.
00:41:51Oh, Sue.
00:41:53Yeah, it's okay.
00:41:54All right.
00:41:55Bye.
00:42:00That was your mother.
00:42:01Yes.
00:42:03You'd like to meet her sometime.
00:42:07Uh-huh.
00:42:23I'm sorry I kept you waiting.
00:42:24I was out by the swimming pool.
00:42:26You!
00:42:26I thought you were the receptionist.
00:42:28I was.
00:42:29Oh, I mean, I was just filling in.
00:42:30I'm definitely a registered therapist.
00:42:32But then I presume Dr. Kramer has briefed you.
00:42:34Oh, yes.
00:42:34We've talked for hours.
00:42:36Miss, I must warn you, this is not going to be easy.
00:42:39Oh, that's okay.
00:42:39I'm handled to train anything.
00:42:43Owen, this is Miss...
00:42:44Bates.
00:42:45Miss Bates, would you sit down, please?
00:42:46Can I get you anything to drink?
00:42:49Oh, no, no thanks.
00:42:52Can we eat now?
00:42:56Hey, Cookie.
00:42:58Miss Bates, would you like your steak?
00:43:00What would you like?
00:43:00You want a steak?
00:43:02Oh, nothing, no thanks.
00:43:04How about chicken?
00:43:05Chicken.
00:43:05We got chicken.
00:43:06You want chicken?
00:43:06You don't want chicken.
00:43:07Cookie, what else do we have in there?
00:43:09Lobster.
00:43:09We have lobster.
00:43:10You want lobster?
00:43:10You don't want lobster.
00:43:11Do we have any shrimp?
00:43:12We don't have any shrimp.
00:43:13Fish.
00:43:13Do we have any fresh fish?
00:43:14I want shrimp.
00:43:15We don't have any shrimp.
00:43:17I want shrimp.
00:43:22You want shrimp?
00:43:24It's in that house.
00:43:24That's what it is.
00:43:25I put up with it.
00:43:26I put up with it.
00:43:26I run it.
00:43:30Do you know that you are my all-time favorite?
00:43:33I mean, I've got every single album that you've ever made.
00:43:35Most people do.
00:43:36No, I mean it.
00:43:37You're really great.
00:43:38I know.
00:43:40God, you must lead an incredible life, huh?
00:43:42Yeah, incredible.
00:43:46Um, Mr. Bowles, would you mind if I asked you a personal question?
00:43:52Would you find me attractive?
00:43:54What's personal about that?
00:43:58Well, you don't find me repulsive, do you?
00:44:02I hadn't thought about it.
00:44:06Well, actually, well, I meant, well, I was wondering if...
00:44:17Have you finished?
00:44:19Now, what is the matter with you?
00:44:21Don't you ever get turned on?
00:44:25It's too much trouble.
00:44:30Child, when did you grow up?
00:44:34You and your bunny, you make a great team.
00:44:38Baby bunny's sick today.
00:44:41Oh, God.
00:44:42I'm a witch.
00:44:43But don't worry, I like you.
00:44:45Jesus Christ, what the hell's going on in here?
00:44:47I thought I told you girls to stay out.
00:44:48It's April's fault.
00:44:49She said we could.
00:44:51This is lying.
00:44:52It was her idea.
00:44:52I don't care.
00:44:53Let's go, girls.
00:44:54Out, no.
00:44:54Can't we stay?
00:44:55Out, no.
00:44:56But I'm proud of you.
00:44:57I've got nothing.
00:44:58You think you can have anything you want?
00:44:59Out, no.
00:45:00Out.
00:45:02I promise you'll be left alone now.
00:45:05That won't be necessary.
00:45:06I'm leaving, too.
00:45:08I can't stand it anymore, pretending to be interested in that jellyfish.
00:45:12Thank God, to think that I kissed you makes my skin crawl.
00:45:15We're going to girl throw up around here.
00:45:17Stop!
00:45:18Now, where are you going?
00:45:19This is outrageous.
00:45:19You can't do this.
00:45:20And do you see this?
00:45:21This is a real man.
00:45:23Passion, fire, virility.
00:45:26Call me up sometime, huh?
00:45:28She's crazy.
00:45:30She doesn't know what she's saying.
00:45:31I bet you come back here.
00:45:33You come back here now.
00:45:35Come back here.
00:45:36You don't leave.
00:45:37Brady, bring her back.
00:45:38Brady, Brady, do something.
00:45:41Brady, Brady, Brady.
00:45:43Brady.
00:45:51And what do you want with this guy, anyway?
00:45:53I got to find him.
00:45:54He was the only witness to a gas station holdup.
00:45:56Is that true?
00:45:57A holdup?
00:45:58Yeah, on robbery.
00:45:59And if I don't find him by this afternoon, the wrong guy's going to go to prison for it.
00:46:03Well, I sure wish I could help you.
00:46:05Good luck.
00:46:06Okay, thanks.
00:46:07Oh, miss, this is just a thought, but there's a little paint shop about a mile down the road.
00:46:13Ernie's?
00:46:14You might try there.
00:46:15He sometimes does that kind of work.
00:46:17Thanks.
00:46:18All right.
00:46:22Say, uh, did you make up your mind about that paint job?
00:46:26I'll have to come back for it later.
00:46:27I'll have to come back for it later.
00:46:31I'll have to come back for it later.
00:46:35I'll have to come back for it later.
00:46:39I'll have to come back for it later.
00:46:42I'll have to come back for it later.
00:46:43I'll have to come back for it later.
00:46:45I'll have to come back for it later.
00:46:45I'll have to come back for it later.
00:46:50I'll have to come back for it later.
00:49:09Bob and Jess's, I think.
00:49:11Bob and Jess's.
00:49:12Jess and Bob.
00:49:13Down there along the port.
00:49:27Excuse me, honey.
00:49:29I couldn't help over here, and you're looking for my old buddy, Ray Garcia.
00:49:33You know Ray Garcia?
00:49:34Do I know Ray Garcia?
00:49:36Ray Garcia and I are tight like this.
00:49:38But I gotta tell you, he don't work at Bob and Jess's no more.
00:49:41They fired him.
00:49:43I'll tell you where to look, though.
00:49:44There's a place called Las Palomas.
00:49:45I've seen it.
00:49:46Well, he hangs out there a lot.
00:49:47Thanks.
00:49:49Oh, if Ray isn't there, you ask for Eddie in the kitchen.
00:49:53He'll know where Ray is.
00:49:54Eddie, yeah, thanks a lot.
00:49:57Pleasure's all mine.
00:50:21Give me Eddie.
00:50:24Give me Eddie.
00:50:34Are you Eddie?
00:50:36Maybe.
00:50:40Can you tell me where to find Ray Garcia?
00:50:43Maybe.
00:50:44I gotta find him today.
00:50:45It's urgent.
00:50:53Uh-huh.
00:50:54Look, can't you see I'm in a hurry?
00:50:57You like enchiladas?
00:50:59I know how to make it real good.
00:51:01Most people don't know how to make an enchilada.
00:51:04They think you just throw together a few things.
00:51:06A little beef, a little cheese, some onions.
00:51:08And bueno, enchilada.
00:51:10No way, baby.
00:51:12You gotta know how to do it.
00:51:13And take this.
00:51:15You gotta know the secret ingredient.
00:51:17Do you know where Ray is or don't you?
00:51:19As I was saying, you gotta know the secret ingredient.
00:51:24Watch.
00:51:26Fat.
00:51:29Most people tell you fat's no good for you.
00:51:31But that's their opinion.
00:51:33If you ask me, a thing ain't worth eating.
00:51:36Unless it's got some fat on it.
00:51:39How about you?
00:51:40You like fat?
00:51:41Yeah, you gotta tell me where I'm Joe.
00:51:43Hey, hey, take it easy.
00:51:46Maybe we can work something out.
00:51:48How much is it worth to you?
00:51:50Are you crazy?
00:51:50I don't have any money.
00:51:52You do have certain negotiable properties, shall we say?
00:51:57Okay.
00:51:58Let's go.
00:52:10So you're looking for a witness, eh?
00:52:12Too bad you don't have one now.
00:52:14Or does he really have something to see?
00:52:27You filthy pig.
00:52:29Oh, sorry.
00:52:41A little skinny.
00:52:43What you'll do?
00:52:44Lay down.
00:53:04Okay, mister.
00:53:05You wanted to do it?
00:53:07Let's do it.
00:53:09Only one thing.
00:53:11This better be good.
00:53:14What's the matter?
00:53:15Having trouble?
00:53:17Romance going out of it?
00:53:19Bubbles all gone?
00:53:21All right, get off.
00:53:26Where do you think you're going?
00:53:28Shoo.
00:53:29You couldn't.
00:53:31Stop, stop right there.
00:53:34Damn.
00:53:35Damn.
00:53:39Damn.
00:53:41Damn.
00:53:42Damn.
00:53:43Damn.
00:53:43Damn.
00:53:44Damn.
00:53:44Damn.
00:53:45Damn.
00:53:46Damn.
00:53:48Damn.
00:53:49Damn.
00:53:49Damn.
00:53:50Damn.
00:53:51Damn.
00:53:51Damn.
00:53:51Damn.
00:53:51Damn.
00:53:52Damn.
00:53:52Damn.
00:53:52Damn.
00:53:53Damn.
00:53:53Damn.
00:53:55Damn.
00:53:56Damn.
00:54:26You're Ray Garcia, right?
00:54:28Uh-huh.
00:54:29And you witnessed a gas station holdup this week, right?
00:54:33Uh-huh.
00:54:34And you remember a guy in a light print shirt who asked you for a cigarette?
00:54:38Uh-huh.
00:54:39Boy, am I glad to see you.
00:54:41Listen, are you willing to testify in court that that guy had nothing to do with the holdup?
00:54:45No.
00:54:46No? Why not?
00:54:48Because it would be alive.
00:54:50The guy in the light print shirt was the leader.
00:54:53He... he... he was the one who walked in first.
00:54:57But wait a minute. You don't understand. That was a coincidence.
00:55:00No, I saw it myself. He was the leader.
00:55:04No, you're just guessing. You're not sure.
00:55:06I saw it.
00:55:09He had a gun.
00:55:11A gun? No, it can't be.
00:55:13He shot the attendant.
00:55:15No!
00:55:16Shot him in cold blood.
00:55:18No!
00:55:40You know, you're a pretty good actor.
00:55:43Well, I... I had the proper motivation.
00:55:45You've done okay so far?
00:55:47Now, get down on the ground and stay there.
00:55:51Remember, that mouse stays shut real tight, see?
00:55:55Because if you try any funny stuff, I'll make wallpaper out of your brains, assuming you've got any.
00:56:27Okay, yo-yo, hang it up.
00:56:31Looks like you don't learn too fast.
00:56:35Ordering a pizza. Yeah, I know. Come on.
00:56:37We're closing early today so you can take your private lessons.
00:56:41Oh, and while we're locking the gate, you might be thinking about which leg you want broken first.
00:56:51Say, I, uh, need a VW fender.
00:56:53Oh, well, we ain't got any.
00:56:55Sure you do. There's a whole bunch right over there.
00:56:57Oh, well, ain't that too bad, because we're closing early today.
00:57:00Hey, what the hell? We got time for one more customer.
00:57:04Okay, babe. Whatever you say, but I better come along. I know how accident-prone you are.
00:57:08Let's go. Let's go.
00:57:13What is that?
00:57:17What happened?
00:57:20That's what?
00:57:21I got something for you.
00:57:23You found it?
00:57:27There. That's what you wanted?
00:57:30The name of the witness at the gas station?
00:57:32The witness who saw you?
00:57:34Shoot the attendant?
00:57:35Wait.
00:57:36He couldn't have said that. He's a liar. He's a damn liar.
00:57:39Yeah.
00:57:40The world is full of lies.
00:57:46Hey, what is this?
00:57:48What's the matter?
00:57:51What's happened?
00:57:53What's the matter, dear?
00:57:55What's happened?
00:57:56What's the matter?
00:57:57Tell me.
00:57:58What's the matter?
00:58:00What's happened, dear?
00:58:03Nothing.
00:58:04Oh, come on.
00:58:05You can tell me.
00:58:06I'm an old hand.
00:58:08What happened, honey?
00:58:10What's the matter?
00:58:12What?
00:58:12Oh.
00:58:14Honey, do you know that your dress is torn?
00:58:18What happened?
00:58:21Yes, I know.
00:58:22I caught an offender of a...
00:58:25Oh, my God!
00:58:33Call the police!
00:58:35Quick!
00:58:36Send me to this address!
00:58:39Oh, my God!
00:58:42Oh, my God!
00:58:43Oh, my God!
00:58:43Oh, my God!
00:58:44Oh, my God!
00:58:46Oh, my God!
00:58:46Oh, my God!
00:58:48Oh, my God!
00:58:49Oh, my God!
00:59:02Come on, jive-ass!
00:59:03And no more cute tricks!
00:59:04So, you're gonna be real sorry and real dead.
00:59:10Sit down by the wall, jive.
00:59:30If this is too tight, let me know, so I can make it tighter.
00:59:43See you later.
00:59:44See you later.
00:59:50Give me that.
00:59:52Go ahead, man.
00:59:54Have it your own way, John.
01:00:05Go ahead, pal.
01:00:24Well, I'm going to miss you guys.
01:00:44Oh, Jesus Christ!
01:01:07Dr. Wilson, how are things going?
01:01:10Uh, okay.
01:01:11Do you have a second?
01:01:12Well, actually, I...
01:01:13You see, I wanted to ask you about that incident in the emergency room the other day.
01:01:17The basketball player?
01:01:18Oh, um, yes.
01:01:20I was just wondering, what could cause a thing like that?
01:01:23Why do you ask?
01:01:24No reason, just curious.
01:01:26Well, I'll tell you the truth.
01:01:27You can't always tell.
01:01:29It could be drugs, though in this case the tests were negative.
01:01:32Or it could be a concussion.
01:01:35Hmm.
01:01:36Okay, thank you.
01:01:37That's all?
01:01:38Mm-hmm.
01:01:39I'll see you later.
01:01:43First class of transportation and reasonable expenses shall be paid to all actors, on tours, and personal theaters.
01:01:48The producers shall offer it to ensure that actors on tours...
01:01:50Hold up, just a minute.
01:01:52Hold up.
01:01:56What are you doing here?
01:01:58I left my purse.
01:02:00I spoke with Dr. Kramer about you yesterday.
01:02:02He was very upset.
01:02:04Where's the emperor?
01:02:05Downstairs.
01:02:07Hold up.
01:02:07Hey, but you can't go down there!
01:02:23It seems to me that I left my purse too.
01:02:27Oh, so you've come back to apologize.
01:02:30Apologize?
01:02:31Apologize?
01:02:32Apologize for what?
01:02:32For what you said about me.
01:02:33About my records.
01:02:36Records?
01:02:37That's odd.
01:02:38I've never even heard any of your records before.
01:02:40Unless, you know, by chance in the elevator or something.
01:02:43Say, you haven't seen my purse in here, have you?
01:02:45Yes?
01:02:46No.
01:02:47Well, I was sitting right here.
01:02:49That means...
01:02:50Oh, excuse me.
01:02:52Pull over a little.
01:02:55Dammit, where is it?
01:02:56By the way, I'm seriously considering letting you make love to me.
01:03:01The pool.
01:03:02Did I have it with me by the pool?
01:03:04Do you know most women find me irresistible?
01:03:07Well, there's no accounting for taste now, is there?
01:03:10Would you believe I get over 50 pounds of mail every week?
01:03:13It must be comforting to know at least some of your fans are old enough to write.
01:03:16I can't go out in public without being attacked by teenage girls.
01:03:19And does your music have that effect on dogs too?
01:03:22Fetch.
01:03:24Let go of me, you're hurting.
01:03:26Bet you aren't going anywhere till I say so.
01:03:28Listen here, girl.
01:03:29No one walks out, no one bowls, no one!
01:03:34You really are a sick one, aren't you?
01:03:36Yes, I am.
01:03:37Get off!
01:03:39Hooray! Hooray!
01:03:40What are you doing?
01:03:42No!
01:03:44No!
01:03:45No!
01:03:46Do it!
01:03:46Do it!
01:03:48Do it!
01:03:49Look at him, Ellie!
01:03:50Do it!
01:03:51No!
01:04:00What the hell is going on?
01:04:02Owen!
01:04:02Owen, stop!
01:04:03Owen, stop!
01:04:04Please!
01:04:04Owen!
01:04:05Owen!
01:04:06Owen, think of the legal consequences!
01:04:07Owen!
01:04:08She could be underage!
01:04:09But she could ruin us!
01:04:16You know, this is funny.
01:04:18I came here today with only one thing in mind.
01:04:20I wanted to say that I, Sandy Bates, had slept with the famous Owen Bowles.
01:04:25And now here you are begging for me, and I wouldn't touch you if you were the last man on
01:04:29earth.
01:04:31I don't know!
01:04:31You're the most disgusting!
01:04:33Oh!
01:04:34Me!
01:04:35Oh!
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:38Oh!
01:04:41Oh!
01:04:42Oh!
01:04:42Oh!
01:04:44Oh!
01:04:45Oh!
01:04:46Oh!
01:04:46Oh!
01:04:48Oh!
01:04:49Oh!
01:04:49Oh!
01:04:56Oh!
01:04:56Oh!
01:04:57Oh!
01:04:58Oh!
01:05:00Oh!
01:05:01Oh, Oh!
01:05:01Look, I've killed him!
01:05:02Where does it go from here?
01:05:04I don't know about you, but I'm going to a basketball game!
01:05:07Oh!
01:05:07Nata, Oscar!
01:05:09Oh!
01:05:09Go!
01:05:12Don't even ask!
01:05:17No!
01:05:18No!
01:05:28Hey, how's your friend doing out there?
01:05:30He's looking pretty good.
01:05:37Hey, Gallagher, open your eyes.
01:05:45Even his streak has moved better than that.
01:05:56Hey, Gallagher, your mother blows goats.
01:06:00Gallagher, get out of there.
01:06:02I finally took that zombie out of the game.
01:06:04Hey, Gallagher, kiss my Charlie.
01:06:10Sorry, it slipped.
01:06:12Hips of the lineup for the Matadors, number 21, Sam Jefferson.
01:06:22Baskin number 13, Steve Brooks.
01:06:25Let's go!
01:06:28Let's go!
01:06:29Let's go!
01:06:34Hey, Doc.
01:06:36Come here.
01:06:39Where's your bag?
01:06:40I'm really wiped out.
01:06:42Oh, you know where it is.
01:06:43Hey, didn't I give you a couple of those already?
01:06:47Yeah, but it didn't help.
01:06:49Well, just take it easy.
01:06:51Those things are not aspirin, you know.
01:06:53Yeah, sure.
01:07:03Your attention, please.
01:07:05Contestants for tonight's final Socrates look-alike contest are reminded to register at the score's table as soon as possible.
01:07:19And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, although Jennifer Tidwell will not be crowned homecoming queen tonight,
01:07:24the dance in her honor will be held at schedule immediately preceding the game.
01:07:27Uh, correction, that's immediately following the game.
01:07:30Go, Landers, go!
01:07:32Hit that!
01:07:34Hit that!
01:07:35Hey, Cliff, come on!
01:07:37Come on, Cliff!
01:07:59How do you like him now?
01:08:08I like him.
01:08:10Here's the basket, Matadors.
01:08:23Basket, Matadors, they trail by three.
01:08:35Basket, Gallagher, trail by one.
01:08:38Take it away, take it away, take it away, take it away, take it away!
01:09:23Come on, let's get out of here.
01:09:26Stick around.
01:09:27Cliff will take us out to celebrate.
01:09:28No, I don't know.
01:09:30Come on, it'll be fun.
01:09:31Hey, will you slow down?
01:09:40Cliff, what's wrong with you?
01:09:42Nothing wrong with me, I'm flying.
01:09:47Never fear, girls, while riding with the A number one greatest, the all-time of all-time of all-time.
01:09:52Cliff, slow down.
01:09:53You're crazy, you're gonna...
01:09:54Now watch this one, girls, he drives, he fakes.
01:09:56Left, right, right, left.
01:10:04What speed, what power, what moves?
01:10:06Why is your crazy?
01:10:07Not crazy, just flying.
01:10:09Then you were on drugs when they brought you into the hospital.
01:10:12You said it, got it behind.
01:10:14You're going the wrong way.
01:10:15Stop the car.
01:10:18Come on, murder.
01:10:20Get out of the car!
01:10:23Woohoo!
01:10:52Oh
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