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Hasan Is In Big Trouble Movie Recap & Review with English Subtitles
Hasan finds himself caught in a dangerous situation where every decision pulls him deeper into chaos. As pressure builds, he must navigate fear, consequences, and unexpected twists that threaten to destroy everything around him.
With tension rising and stakes getting higher, the question remains—can Hasan escape the trouble, or is it already too late?
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Hasan Is In Big Trouble Movie Recap & Review with English Subtitles
Hasan finds himself caught in a dangerous situation where every decision pulls him deeper into chaos. As pressure builds, he must navigate fear, consequences, and unexpected twists that threaten to destroy everything around him.
With tension rising and stakes getting higher, the question remains—can Hasan escape the trouble, or is it already too late?
Watch Hasan Is In Big Trouble Recap in HD with English Subtitles.
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00:00Welcome back to a series so beautiful, even planet earth subscribed, in today's video.
00:07Hassan is crashing out after a chatter pointed out that people died in Iranian protests.
00:13He downplays the numbers claiming they are not accurate and everything is US propaganda.
00:19Asman has responded pointing out that they shut down social media and Hassan has no idea about
00:26the true numbers despite speaking so confidently. He points out the insane hypocrisy comparing the
00:32situation to Gaza and how Hassan would never dare question the numbers there. He claims Hassan
00:38actually wants the terrorists to win. Hassan has responded with a 20 minute crash out. He starts
00:45by painting the Iranian dictator as an innocent victim and an old man with cancer? You can't make
00:52the shit up. He tries to call Asman a hypocrite by pulling up clips from the past. He then alts
00:58and
00:58calls Asman an agent of Israel, calling his fanbase cattle who blindly follow him. He completely
01:05boldface lies saying that Asman denied the Holocaust. Lying is OP, as I say all the time. The back and
01:12forth continues. Asman responds denying the insane allegations. Hassan continues his corny flexing,
01:19this time in front of an NFT store. Subscribe to send us on to the moon. A true pioneer.
01:27Let's up those numbers! Now let's begin. Right, so Hassan is back and he's going viral again for being
01:36completely unhinged. Basically, he was talking about the death toll in Iran. Quick context,
01:43the government shut off social media and was gunning down protesters. Absolutely horrible
01:49stuff. And Hassan was busy glazing them, doing propaganda for them, being played on their TV
01:55because the regime liked him so much. His buddy Sneeko, of course, was praying for the health and
02:01safety of the dictator. Really great stuff. So basically, a chatter confronts him and he starts
02:07crashing out. Hassan crashes out on chatter saying, they killed 40k people, Hassan, during the Iran protests.
02:13No, they freaking didn't, you freaking moron. Look, at the end of the day, I agree with you.
02:18Radicalism of any sort is bad, which is why this- They killed 40k people, man. No, they didn't.
02:23No, they fucking didn't. You're a goddamn idiot if you think that, okay? You're a fucking moron.
02:29I'm sorry. They did not kill 40k people, dumbass. They did kill a shit ton of people in the process
02:36of
02:37suppressing the protests that took place, which, by the way, American Israel openly admitted they played
02:44a role in, okay? But they did not kill 40k people in two days. Like, you're unbelievably dense. You
02:51have convinced yourself. It doesn't even matter. Like, them killing 10 people is still fucked up,
02:58okay? I've never heard a consistent number on this from people that just turn around and say,
03:03oh, they killed, you know, 80k people. I've heard 80k, 50k, 40k. It's fucking ridiculous. Shut up.
03:08Jesus Christ. How do you not recognize it? It's like, this is propaganda to actually justify
03:15American and Israeli intervention. That's what you're leaning into.
03:18Oh, boy. Yeah, that is not a good clip. Hassan, imagine, just imagine, you said this about
03:26Palestine and Gaza, right? Oh, oh, guys, I just keep hearing different numbers, guys. Oh, no,
03:32it's probably not true. They probably didn't kill that many people. It's all fake, you know?
03:37It's all just propaganda, obviously. Like, you would absolutely lose your mind, right? You would call
03:43this person, uh, racist, genocidal, all these names, baby killer, oh, my God. And here you are
03:50going, no, they didn't. You know, I was there. I, Hassan Piker was actually there in person,
03:54right? And it's probably like 10 people, bro. Not a big deal. Come on. I mean, I tried to bring
03:59it
03:59back at the end going like, oh, well, even anybody dying is pretty bad. Yeah, Hassan, it's pretty
04:04fucking bad. And it was definitely more than 10 people, let's say. I mean, at least he acknowledged
04:08it's bad. It's a step up, I guess, because before he was just glazing the regime like constantly.
04:14I mean, they were playing him on fucking TV, right? They were using him to brainwash Iranian
04:19citizens, like literally torturing them. Cut off the internet, cut off social media. All you can watch
04:25is Hassan Piker on TV. Stage 99 level torture. You're dumb. You're stupid. You're a moron. You're
04:32dense. Anything but an actual fact check. Dude acts like a teenager. No wonder he was crushing on
04:38Hannah Montana as a grown ass man. Never forget bro tips. I always knew Hannah Montana was a little
04:44slut. Don't even try to hide it. You always know that he's being purposely dishonest when he follows
04:49with it doesn't even matter. This instance, him wearing expensive clothes to Cuba, grapes happening
04:54on October 7, him not taking a hard stance on Trump or Kamala. Why would he be honest? It just
05:00doesn't
05:00even matter. Reminder, this is how all tankies respond. You tell them their idols were just as much
05:05PDF files as the current leaders are in the class and they respond with bigoted violence
05:10they're supposedly against. How many people does the regime have to kill before Hassan stops dick
05:14riding them? More than a shit ton, it seems. Well, as Hassan said after October 7, you don't have the
05:20forensic evidence, right? You need to actually do the forensic analysis. Hassan needs the medical
05:25reports. All right. Hassan needs to go down there and examine the bodies himself. Otherwise,
05:30it's not accurate. It's not accurate, of course. Right. So Asmongol responded. No,
05:35they fucking didn't. You're a goddamn idiot if you think that. Okay. You're a fucking moron.
05:41How do you know that? I'm sorry. How do you know? Like, I don't even understand this.
05:45Uh, suppressing the, the, uh, I mean, why do you think they turned off the internet?
05:49Like, I mean, really think about it for three seconds. Why would they turn off the internet
05:52if they weren't going to kill a bunch of people? Protests that, uh, took place, which by the way,
05:56America and Israel openly admit that they played a role in, okay? Trying to assign ownership of the
06:02protests against the government that's literally, by his own admission, systematically killing their
06:08own people, then assigning ownership of it to Israel and, uh, America. No, maybe, yeah, maybe Israel
06:17and America helped because they thought that it's bad to kill your own protesters just because they
06:22want to change the government. The people weren't doing anything wrong. He just justified mass
06:27murder of civilians because of Israel. But there's no propaganda about Palestine. The amount of people
06:32that were killed in Palestine is a defined number that nobody can ever question. But whenever Iran
06:37intentionally takes off the internet, they shut down the entire internet, they bus in, uh, Iraqi militia
06:44forces, and there are leaked videos of people being massacred in the streets, then no, actually,
06:50well, we don't know how many guys. There's no way it was that many. And also, do you want to
06:56know why
06:56people originally said it was 10,000? Because it went up. And so it's like, well, last year he said
07:05he was 40 years old. This year he says he's 41. Which one is it? He's lying. He's got to
07:11be lying. Why is
07:12he giving us different answers? It's because they're terrorist supporters. That's the reason why. It's
07:17literally that simple. They want the terrorists to win. And so what they do is they try to downplay
07:23their bad actions and then overplay the bad actions of people that are against them. That's what they
07:29do. It's, it's, I mean, obviously, I mean, duh, like how do you passively? Well, yeah, I mean, by not
07:34going after them and not bringing these things up. So, uh, yeah, that's it. Yeah. I mean, that's
07:39basically it, right? Hassan just wants the terrorists to win, which is absolutely insane.
07:45This guy claims to be on the morally right side of things. And you would think you can't get worse
07:50than a self-admitted terrorist supporter, but Hassan will find a way. He'll find a way. Don't
07:54worry. Where there is a will, there is a way. But I love his argument is you guys don't understand.
07:59It's just propaganda by the US and Israel. Brother, you are the propagandist. You admitted it. You
08:06literally admitted it. God, I'm a propagandist. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not
08:10calling it. I'm a propagandist. No, no, I'm just saying I'm going to play you. I'm saying I am.
08:14You quite literally exist to lie and constantly and push your agenda. And Hassan talking like he's
08:21so sure. He's like, oh yeah, I actually have the numbers, bro. I have inside info. Al Jazeera
08:26actually told me, obviously. No, actually it was my favorite Twitter source. One of my fan accounts,
08:31of course. The hypocrisy is completely insane, right? Never ask Hassan to
08:36care about victims if it doesn't fit his agenda, right? And I can't believe it's actually a
08:41controversial statement to say that we should care about all civilians, you know, all innocent
08:46human lives who are taken as a result of war. Not very empathetic, Hassan. Idubs won't be happy,
08:53your loyal minion. Surely he will confront you about this and not suck you off. Bro, every clip of Aspen
09:00is him just cooking the hell out of Hassan. I think Hassan needs to rethink his strategy. He needs to
09:05reefing his entire life, to be honest. It's been a colossal failure. He spent the last decade trying
09:11to be a respected political commentator and this is what he's doing, dude. It's so sickening. Iran
09:16shut down their entire internet and he's like, see, we don't know. No, everybody doesn't know,
09:21only Hassan knows, right? Because he obviously has some insider information that we don't know,
09:26right? Probably forwarded to him by Taylor Lorenz or something. Real groundbreaking stuff.
09:31This man is dangerous and anti-West hypnotized zombies are dangerous. The most dangerous people.
09:37The cloud chaser dog zapper denied grapes. You expect him to not do the same here too?
09:42Always remember, it doesn't matter if freaking grapes happen October 7th. It doesn't change the
09:47dynamic for me. Another one of the Diddy Piker quotes, of course. Just a real feminist, right?
09:54This is what a male feminist does, obviously. Denies atrocities against women because he doesn't like
09:59them, obviously. Because they're on the wrong side of some war. Oh, brother, Eric!
10:05Can Asmongold seriously just focus on his own stream? How many times has he been wrong in this
10:09war so far? He was wrong to support the war. Was wrong to say the little girls in the school
10:14were
10:14collateral damage? He's no angel and we need to all focus on his mistakes here. This account is so weird
10:20and sad. What's wrong with giving my opinion? It's that you have the worst opinions on planet Earth,
10:26man. I'm sorry. Man's not even trying to contend with what he said. Don't make me teach you a lesson
10:30in debating again. Again, I'm convinced this guy's a troll. But he's just too entertaining, right?
10:36When somebody's this colossally stupid, I just pray to God they are a troll. But then he was linking up
10:42with that other guy, the Spev guy. Is that guy a troll too? You can't be this dedicated. This is
10:47more
10:48than a full-time job for you, bro. Right, so then Asan responded to Asmongold crashing out over this
10:54and it was like a 15-20 minute crash out. So let's check out some of the highlights here.
10:59Asan calls out Asmongold for being an inconsistent worm regarding his commentary on Israel and Iran.
11:07Right, so Asan starts by sharing how evil America is for killing an old man with cancer. And the person
11:15he's talking about is the ruler of Iran, right? That's how he framed the whole thing. Obviously just
11:20ignore the fact that he was gunning down his own people and sponsoring terrorism.
11:24I mean, have you thought about listening to what Asmongold has to say? I'm sure he has a lot of
11:30clever opinions on everything that's unfolding, you know? I'm sure he's out there talking about how
11:35everything is great, as a matter of fact. Everything is great. We're doing fantastic.
11:39Remember, we killed an 86-year-old guy who was cancer, who had cancer, right? Like,
11:44that was pretty cool. Asman's most recent response about Iran to you?
11:48killing their own people, then assigning ownership of it to Israel and America. No,
11:55maybe, yeah, maybe Israel and America helped because they thought that it's bad to kill your
12:01own protesters. Guy who literally said regime change wars and like democratizing Iraq is a
12:10spectacular failure and didn't work. I think that we play too big of a role in other countries'
12:16military shit. Like, we're too interventionary. We get too involved into other people's business.
12:22It's a waste of our money. The people there probably hate us. Like, where's really the
12:28upside here, right? I think that the level that like, that we try to play nation building,
12:33especially in places like this, like, you know, like Libya, for example, back in the day,
12:37or Iraq. No, absolutely not. Yeah, it's too much, man.
12:39Is now heavily leaning into that exact same narrative at a time when the American government
12:46isn't, right?
12:46You got him, Hassan. You got him. You, you, you came with the facts and logic right there,
12:51except that that clip was literally already debunked in a previous video, right? Basically,
12:57Hassan's fan account or editor or whatever was playing Asmin side by side saying that,
13:03oh, he's a hypocrite because he had opposing statements in previous years. Except that the
13:08context is completely different here because Iranians were actually suffering and begging for
13:13help and being killed. So in that case, it was a completely different context than a situation in
13:18the past, of course. Now, not saying that intervention is the right move or anything
13:22like that. I'm not talking politics here. We try to avoid that as much as possible,
13:26but just showing that the context is obviously different here, right? And the world is completely
13:31different now. So it's comparing two statements from two different times. And of course, leave it to
13:36Hassan Piker to show his greatest empathy, not towards victims of sexual violence or innocent
13:43civilians who got gunned down, but towards the dictator, right? Who was the poor old man with
13:48cancer, of course. You know, I watched Hassan Piker's 10 hour coverage and I'm a Hassan fan now,
13:54right? It seems the USA seemingly just hates cancer victims, guys. They just hate old people.
14:00They're so bad. They're so evil. I mean, why else would they be picking on an old man with cancer?
14:04That is the breaking news. Run it. Run it on all the news outlets. That is the Hassan Piker way
14:11to
14:11present the situation, right? Guys, did you know Hitler had cancer? Oh my God. I can't believe they
14:16took him down. How dare you? How dare you celebrate the death of a cancer patient? Are you freaking
14:20kidding me right now? Heartless. You guys are heartless. You should be like my chat. You know,
14:26Hassan's chat. Save your hearts for the terrorists instead, especially right after they murder civilians.
14:31Right. So then Hassan tries to get a gotcha on Asmin saying that, oh, you don't even care about
14:38protesters being killed because you want U.S. protesters to be killed. You want American
14:43citizens to be killed. Asmin Gold is like holding on to this idea that like there is some kind of
14:48democracy at play here, some kind of liberation at play here. Also, same guy who has demanded the
14:54American government kill protesters. Well, maybe you should just use the gun. I don't know. I think
14:59anybody who's going around and trying to hit police officers or anything like that, that's just there's
15:05no reason why anybody should be supporting that. I think, yeah, that base. No, I think, again,
15:11I've said this before. I think they should use actual ammo. And if anybody throws a rock or tries
15:17to harm one of the police officers, I think they should just use deadly force to stop it from happening.
15:22Same guy, same guy who has said America should kill more protesters and put them in concentration
15:28camps is now talking about how like. Right. OK, so first off, literally in the clip itself that his
15:36editor played, right, trying to get this gotcha, he explicitly says that if they are going around
15:41essentially doing violence and assaulting the officers. So if someone assaults you, throws rocks at
15:48you. And some of these were off bridges. Right. Which were which is absolutely deadly force. Right.
15:54And attempted murder. Then you should obviously be able to defend yourself. Right. And I don't think
15:59any sane person would disagree with that. Now, obviously, yes, you can talk about the broader
16:03context in the politics of the whole thing, how his position might be wrong in the conversation
16:09around it, how the officers also might be abusing their power. But the statement in itself is not crazy
16:14at all. Right. And the thing is, this is only controversial in America. Right. Because try
16:19being violent against a police officer in any sane place. Right. And I'm not talking about the
16:25fucking UK. Right. I'm not talking about that clown show either. We're talking about like a well
16:29functioning place that is prospering. Right. The thing is, you are absolutely getting cooked. Right.
16:34And in other places as well, you don't really get let out of jail in about five seconds,
16:39like in fucking New York City or whatever the hell is going on there. This shit is so crazy.
16:45And Hassan trying to argue that you should essentially just let them kill you. And if you
16:49fight back, you're a fascist. It's a it's just really dishonest framing. And I find it hilarious.
16:54Usually Hassan and his editor will try to be very dishonest and cut up the clip or zoom into his
16:59camera
17:00like that one time and basically leave out all the context. But this time they leave it in.
17:04Just leave it in. They leave in the context that he explicitly says. It's like if someone tries to
17:08assault you on the street, of course, you are allowed to practice self-defense. Right.
17:12It's not like a police officer exclusive thing. That's for any citizen. Right. So then Hassan
17:18starts spamming his ultimate. He says that Asmin is defending Israel because he called out Hassan.
17:25Right. And he calls his fan base cattle, essentially saying that they're basically a bunch of like
17:30animals who blindly follow him, a bunch of sheep. And this is ironic coming from the cult of Hassan.
17:36Right. I do appreciate like Asmongold's cattle ass fan base going from Holocaust denial and
17:43anti-Semitism to so quickly snapping back to defending Israel with like talking points that
17:50were destroyed pretty much in the eyes of the collective all the way back in like, I don't
17:57know, December of 2023. My man is a mainlining Hasbro at this point, but they did not kill
18:0340,000 people in two days. Like you're, you're unbelievably dense. You have, it was three days,
18:09idiot. It's just not true. That's not something that happened. There's no evidence that that
18:14happened. It's also physically impossible for it to have happened. And most people understand that
18:20that is not a correct number. You know, it's an unbelievably high number. Wow, guys, Hassan pulled
18:27up the facts. Let's go over some of these facts. Al Jazeera, back at it again. The most reliable news
18:34source. Hassan's go-to source of all information. This guy really just recycles his fucking propaganda
18:41outlets over and over and over again. Bro, how can you not understand this? They shut off social media.
18:48Like they're obviously not to be trusted, right? Like the Iranian government could tell Hassan that
18:54actually nobody died. Actually you're, uh, you were put in a simulation. You were put in a hypnosis
18:59and Hassan would go, well, I'm not sure I believe you. Let me check my, let me check my news
19:04source.
19:04Al Jazeera said, okay, okay. They're completely telling the truth now. This is, this is 100% accurate.
19:11Actual moron, bro. I mean, the logical conclusion is whatever numbers are being reported, it's more than
19:17that. If they shut off social media, clearly they're trying to hide something. The good people don't
19:22really do that, man. Hassan goes, we can't actually pinpoint an exact number right now. Actually,
19:28you know, I need to take my private jet and personally fly to Iran and I need to, I Hassan
19:34Piker, I need to personally examine the bodies. Until then, nobody give me a number. Never ask
19:40Hassan Piker how many people died in Iran. Worst mistake of my life. Now, Gaza though, okay. Hassan
19:46was there. Hassan was there. He went to Gaza. He witnessed everything happen. Oh wait,
19:50he completely pussied out. Play the clip. Dude, I might actually take Marsh with me to Gaza.
19:56Gaza? Yeah. Is it dangerous? Yes. I unfortunately most likely will not be able to go. Is it dangerous?
20:03Yes. The people that I did talk to said that they could not give me security assurances.
20:09Is it dangerous? Yes. Have some conviction. So then Hassan double alt. He brings up Israel and
20:16then he talks about Trump for some reason, even though this is just his own stupidity.
20:21I mean, this is something that I repeat pretty much every day at this point. It's become my mantra,
20:25but this is the most popular Israel will ever be in the United States. Today is the most popular
20:29Israel will ever be in the United States going forward. Tomorrow, Israel will be less popular
20:34than it is today. Something to remember for all the Jewish advocacy orcs that keep tying themselves to
20:39the genocidal entity or even Asmongold as a matter of fact. I guess, as I've said over and over again,
20:44when your audience is comprised of some of the dumbest people on the planet, they don't necessarily
20:48punish you for contradicting your statements from a day prior, especially when they don't even get
20:53mad at Trump when he contradicts himself in the same statement, right? Because Trump, even in his
20:59address, in his presidential address, literally started off by saying, oh, we're saving the Iranian
21:03people and ended the presidential address by saying, we're going to bomb Iran back to the Stone Age by
21:07destroying its electrical grid and destroying its bridges and so those two things are at
21:14odds with one another, right? But because the audience is unimaginably dumb, they still believe
21:19it, I guess, or they delude themselves into thinking that there is no contradiction here.
21:25Hassan, you denying the number of people that died and doing a bunch of propaganda is completely
21:31unrelated to Trump. Like, why are you bringing this up? Hassan's strategies are so predictable and
21:36the first thing you got to do is just be like, okay, Trump bad, Israel bad. Now let's move on
21:41to you,
21:41Hassan. This is about you going through insane lands to deny atrocities because it's your side
21:48committing them. And I really mean his side because he is the side that supports terrorists and the
21:53regime. And it's crazy how blatantly disgusting he is and completely hypocritical. And he always tries
21:59to tie it back to Israel like a flipping demented schizo. Like, unironically, he's going to be in the
22:05nursing home trying to play some bingo. And then he blinks his eyes a couple of times, all the options
22:10turn into Israel. And he goes, bingo, bingo. So it's screaming at the nurses. They have to
22:16fucking sedate him with like an injection. Be like, Hassan, there's no Israel here. Like, come on.
22:21And this dude really has the audacity to call someone an inconsistent worm, bro. Look at you,
22:27bro. You're like that disgusting thing from Slay the Spire 2. You guys know that one enemy,
22:33that annoying centipede ass shit. Oh my God, bro. Who put that shit in the game? That's worse
22:39than a boss. That's Hassan. That's Hassan. Spiritually Hassan. So then he says Asman is
22:44doing Hasbara propaganda and then says that he denied the Holocaust in like the same couple of
22:50sentences. Just complete lies. Jesus Christ. How do you not recognize it? It's like this is
22:55propaganda, but there's no propaganda about Palestine. The amount of people that were killed
23:00in Palestine is a defined number that nobody can ever question. But whenever Iran intentionally
23:06takes off the internet, they shut down the entire internet. They bus in Iraqi militia for it. I'm
23:12gonna be honest. If this is the best Israel has as far as Hasbara, it's cooked. They're so done.
23:18Like Israel's strongest Hasbara weapon now is a guy who doesn't shower. I took a shower for the first
23:24time. And as I said, two, two and a half months yesterday. And is a cost denier? I think the
23:30cost
23:30probably happened. I think probably 99% certainty had happened. And the number of people that were
23:38killed is not a big deal to me. Like if you told me that way less people got killed, I
23:43would still
23:43say Nazi Germany was terrible. It's just a silly thing to say. It's a silly thing to think about.
23:50And I don't know why people get so hyper fixated on it. Okay, hold on so much to go over
23:56there. I love
23:57how Asmin's Holocaust denial clip, right? The so-called evidence that his editor put there
24:04is Asmin saying that it 99% happened. Brother, 99% is a yes. 99% is saying yes, it
24:12definitely did
24:13happen. The 1% is a joke. It's like if you live in a fucking simulation or something, right? If
24:18you
24:19ask me whether I'd be alive tomorrow, it's 99% because I think I would be, you know, I don't
24:25sense any imminent danger, but I'm not certain. I'm not a hundred percent because a meteor could
24:30hit earth for all I know. You know, how in God's green earth is that a denial? You flipping
24:36disingenuous moron. Hasan reads like those hand washes that go kills 99% of germs, 99.99. Well,
24:43this just leaves you dirty guys. Untrustworthy ass hand washes. Don't use this shit. Hasan
24:48logic right there. By the way, I think the only reason they do that is because you can't
24:52have like a foolproof test or whatever. And I feel like the, his editor is trying to copy
24:56the legendary series, right? Whenever we say anything, we have proof and evidence backing
25:01up every one of our claims. Meanwhile, they try to put proof and it contradicts what they
25:06said. Like that's not a gotcha. It's a gotcha for us because you literally said that he
25:10denied this atrocity and then went, oh yeah, he 99% thinks it happened, right? Absolutely
25:16insane. I feel like being honest for Hasan and his lackeys is just impossible, dude. So
25:22then he says that Asman says heinous antisemitic stuff coming from Hasan. What are we doing?
25:28What the are we doing? You know, an inconsistent worm that has no moral compass whatsoever that
25:36will literally say unimaginably heinous antisemitic one day. And then the next day he'll turn around
25:43and just like straight up repeat verbatim Israeli talking points. I'm sorry, but why is he even
25:49relevant? I mean, bothered or not, he has a fairly large audience still. Obviously it's diminished
25:55as, uh, you know, Trump's popularity is diminishing even in the eyes of the dumbest people alive,
26:00which are the Uroid MAGA supporters. Double cucked. He loves talking about me, but hates the prospect
26:08of talking to me. Times are changing. Right, Hasan. I wonder, I wonder who says unimaginable heinous
26:17antisemitic stuff. Surely it's not Hasan, guys. Surely he's not projecting for the 5,000 time.
26:23And you know, the thing is, even if Asman was the second worst person in the world,
26:27it wouldn't matter because this fucking guy is number one. He's hogging the limelight.
26:32You simply cannot focus on anything else when this giant turd is in front of your face.
26:37The blatant dishonesty, the non-stop lies, the ultimate hypocrisy. It's unbelievable. I am almost
26:45as shocked as Gaia. Bro got worse. I'm sorry, he got worse. It's episode 305 and he still got worse.
26:52You cannot make this shit up. Bro's power level is exceeding 9,000. If power level
26:57was how much of a piece of shit he is. People responded, Hasan is delusional. He just says
27:03things at this point with nothing to back it up. And his constant agent of Israel is getting so old.
27:08This guy needs to be put in a box. At least Asman can change his mind if he's wrong or
27:12someone
27:13informs him. Hasan says he will change people's minds if they listen. And if he's ever wrong,
27:17he's actually right. How do you have a conversation with someone who believes his word is gospel and
27:21everything? You don't. Yep. These people just need to be, you know, put to the side, you know,
27:26put in timeout. So then the ping pong battle continues. Asman has responded to Hasan's response
27:33to him responding. I think you get it at this point. Re-acception. And he basically addresses
27:38the allegation that Asman denied the Holocaust, which is completely false. If you're an Asmogol fan
27:44at any point in your life, you already have dropped any sort of self-reflection capabilities.
27:51You're just, you're incapable of understanding. Is this going to be another two minute rant
27:56with absolutely no argument or point of view that's being put forward at all? But whenever
28:04Iran intentionally takes off the internet, they shut down the entire internet. They bus in
28:10Iraqi militia for it. I'm going to be honest. If this is the best Israel has, as far as
28:15Hasbro, it's cooked. They're, they're so done. Like Israel's strongest Hasbro weapon now is a guy
28:21who does nothing to do with what I said. And shower and is a cost denier. What are we doing?
28:26What did I say? The Holocaust wasn't real doing what the are we doing? If the Holocaust was committed
28:33by a bunch of Hamas, do you think that Hassan would be debating whether it was 6 million or not?
28:37I bet he would. Oh, 100%. Hassan would be like, oh, I'm sorry. The numbers are just fake, right?
28:45I, Hassan Piker, have not completed my on the ground journalism, right? Hassan Piker,
28:51the supporter of women, the male feminist who denies grapes happening on October 7.
28:56There is no, there is no evidence. And for the record, the clips that you used, ironically,
29:02the reason why I say it's out of context is because at that point, at that point, I personally
29:09took a position where I said very carefully and very deliberately that mass rapes that are
29:18directed by Hamas did not happen. There was no evidence for this whatsoever.
29:23I mean, the audacity, bro. I'm actually, forensic evidence, I'm actually, you cannot get more
29:29disgusting than this guy. The guy who thinks it's okay for rich girls to get essayed at college
29:35campuses just because he hates the rich or whatever. Absolutely disgusting.
29:40If you have these millionaire billionaire wasp fail sons, at least taking them out of other colleges
29:47so they can only do date rape to other billionaire millionaire failed daughters is like, in some
29:53respects, you know, from a utilitarian perspective, of course, a little bit better. You know what I
29:58mean? This is basically the Hassan logic. U.S. does something bad. Hassan's there. Hassan's front
30:03and center. He's buying the extra large popcorn. He sat in the premium seat, you know? Then on the
30:09other side, terrorists do something bad. Hassan's absent. He's taking a day off. I'm sorry. He's on
30:13vacation. He's gooning with ultimate gooning lord, Dan Clancy, right? I'm sorry. Did it even happen?
30:19I don't know. Bro, I can just imagine him sitting there like terrorists going, you know, kills,
30:24kill a bunch of people, shoot a bunch of people, bomb a bunch of people. Hassan pulls out the
30:28fucking abacus, goes, um, actually, according to my kill cumulations, it's actually impossible
30:34to kill that many people. You would actually have to buy explosive, uh, ordinance mechanisms from
30:40China. It's quite cheap, actually. I've done the lab work. I've done the testing. Chatter types in his
30:45chat. Hassan, that's kind of cruel of you. How, how could you say such a thing? Hassan responds,
30:50um, don't question me. I've actually personally talked to ho- oh, oh, oh shit, that's a slip. I'm
30:56sorry. I apologize. Little Freudian slip there. My bad. My bad, guys. America is actually so pathetic
31:03for not arresting this guy. You guys in your free speech, bro, get out of here. He's violated how many
31:09laws at this point? He was threatening murder, bro. There's really no excuse for it, right? So then
31:13Aspen talks about how Hassan tries to smear him from both sides, calling him like a Zionist Nazi.
31:19An inconsistent worm. Yes. That has no fucking moral- When have I ever been a holocaust denier?
31:27By the way, I don't, I don't even know where this came from. I'm a holocaust. When did I ever
31:32say that?
31:33Compass whatsoever. So wait, wait a minute. So now, okay, let me get this straight.
31:39I'm the first person to both deny the holocaust and also be Israel's strongest soldier.
31:48I feel like these are a little bit mutually exclusive, right? They have to be.
31:53Oh, you must have missed the episode where Hassan was, uh, crashing out, calling people
31:57centrist right-wing Democrats. Another beautiful term invented by Diddy Piker, you know? Straight into
32:04the playbook. I just have to sit there and get a barrage of hate from centrist right-wing
32:10Democrats. So according to Hassan, Asmongold is the greatest Hasbara, you know, spreader,
32:18you know, Hasbara soldier, an agent of Israel who also, you know, avid Zionist who apparently denies
32:25the holocaust as well. Just the biggest Nazi on the planet. So it's really hard to believe you,
32:30Hassan, because it makes no fucking sense, right? Einstein figured out relativity, but he could not
32:37figure out Hassan Piker, bro. That is why we need the legendary series to decode whatever the fuck
32:43this is, all right? It just makes no sense. This is beyond advanced high-level physics here, right?
32:49I'm pretty sure we will understand the origins of the universe, what came before the Big Bang,
32:54what started the entire thing, before we actually understand what goes on in Hassan Piker's mind,
33:01bro. I never realized how obvious it was that he was being paid to say these things. Israel is so
33:07out of touch, even their talking points are a red flag. Imagine thinking that Israel is paying
33:12Asmongold, bro. Like, what the fuck? How do you come to these conclusions? Very obvious, interesting.
33:18Israel's strongest weapon, Hasbro, is a guy who doesn't flippin' shower. Bahaha, top tier.
33:24Don't ever put Asmongold on my feet again. Never put a descending opinion on my feet again. Let me
33:30be in my echo chamber. Asmold should have just stuck to gaming. Guys, I get it. He sucks at gaming.
33:35He's
33:35going to stream regardless. Looks like you do watch him then. Better gaming than spewing dangerous
33:40Nazi ideology for other basement dwellers. I was an Asmongold fan till he took this enormous
33:45right-wing pivot. It went from shitting on bad games to shitting on anything reasonable and
33:50morally good. And then you became a Hassan fan. What is this trajectory in life, bro? Every time
33:56his eyebrows move, it's a tick giveaway of a lie. Aren't you the same people who were making fun of
34:02Ethan's ticks, saying that he's on drugs and stuff? Very empathetic. Asmongriff changed his mind every
34:08time he boot up Reddit. Asmold yuck. How that guy is a millionaire is a testament to how cooked our
34:14society is. I mean, speak for yourself. Your god is a fucking, like, menace, dude. I've listened to
34:20this Asmongriff guy for a few times. All I can say is, dumb as a rock and incredibly evil. I
34:25mean,
34:25this is a perfect description of Hassan. Not a great combo. Hasbaramongold. Okay, that's just a bad
34:31nickname. Moving on to Hassan, flexing on the brokies. As always, don't worry, this time he's not in Cuba.
34:38Hassan flips off an NFT store in a 2.7k jacket. Right, we got a NFT store. I didn't know
34:44these
34:45actually existed, but Hassan flipping it off. I'm really sorry, guys. I gotta censor his fucking
34:49finger, because, uh, when iDubbs flipped off the camera, I got my entire video demonetized for it,
34:54so. YouTube, classic. All my apes gone. Yeah, and here we got his coat, Martin Rose, bum bag,
35:01detail trench coat. Bum bag? $2,700. This guy legitimately does not own any cheap clothes.
35:10It's crazy. This shit always looks awful on him. We got the real image right here with his buddy.
35:15He needs to work on proportions for his style. Baggy shit does not look good on tall people.
35:20Imagine spending $2,700 to look like a regard. That jacket is the dumbest looking thing and takes a lot
35:25of money to look as dumb as this. We got the marred Simpson. Hassan is going viral on the timeline
35:30for being the real-life Brian Griffin. This has to be a top five worst fits of all time.
35:36Make the rich pay. Such a cornball, bro. Someone said he's the real-life Brian Griffin,
35:40and I haven't stopped laughing since. Why does it low-key go hard on Brian? We got- we got
35:45a good
35:45old Brian there. Right, moving on to chunk yogurt Hassan's, uh, uncle. Apparently, he was getting a
35:51bunch of shit for associating with his nephew. He responded, I don't agree with a lot of what Hassan
35:57says. I even have four-hour debates with him. Can you imagine these two debating? Yikes. Not a
36:02brain cell in the room. So what if we agree on some things and disagree on others? Why do these
36:06establishment a-holes think they can tell us who we can talk to? I'll talk to Hassan or anyone else
36:12I
36:12like. Suck it. The idea that you or others can't talk to anyone who you feel is out of bounds
36:17is
36:17anti-intellectual. It's an effort to curtail acceptable opinions. It's not what good or smart people
36:22do. It's what propagandists do. Bro, are you serious? Are you serious right now? Your nephew-
36:28I'm sorry. I'm- I'm- I'm tired of repeating it. You're just rage baiting. It's what propagandists
36:33do to limit conversation to only ideas they've pre-approved. Reminder, when the dictator died,
36:38he was like, he's so brave. He never knelt to America or Israel or whatever. Hitler never knelt to
36:45the Jews, guys. Cheng calling anything anti-intellectual is peak irony. He's a guy who told us he's a product
36:50of inbreeding and his pro-bestiality. Oh man, this guy's a yikes. Now click this video to continue
36:57binging the series. If you're catching up, feel free. Okay, thanks for watching. Bye-bye.
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