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Doctor Who (2005) S07E02
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00:02Bye then. Lovely meeting you. Sorry about the mess!
00:07You think I'll just let you leave without me, huh?
00:11After what we've just been through.
00:14Yeah, but you've got the Egyptian people to roam, Queen Nefertiti.
00:17They'll be reassuring after that weapon-bearing giant alien locust attack which has stopped rather brilliantly.
00:22Oh dear, sorry. I've got it set to temporal news for you. That's interesting.
00:26Oh, what is?
00:27Nothing. Not interesting. Not at all. Ooh-hoo! Never been there. Excited!
00:31Coming!
00:36Craft size, approximately 10 million square kilometres.
00:40A ship the size of Canada? Coming in Earth very fast.
00:43Any signs of life?
00:44We sent up a drone craft. He took these readings.
00:47Crikey, Charlie! Look at that!
00:50Oh, I know someone would love a look at that. And the ponds!
00:52I mustn't forget the ponds, Niffy. Haven't seen them in ages.
00:54I'm riffing people usually stop me when I'm riffing or carrying them without me. That's also an option.
00:58Can you communicate with this craft?
01:00She's with me. Good question, Niffy.
01:03No. No response on any channel in any recognised language.
01:07If it comes within 10,000 kilometres of Earth, we send up missiles.
01:13Oh, Indira, I liked you before you said missiles. How long till the ship gets that close?
01:19Six hours, 19 minutes.
01:21Right. Better get a shift on, then. Leave it with us. Come on then, Niffy. We're gonna need help.
01:28Morse to you.
01:28Where have you been, man? Seven months. You said you were popping out with some licorice.
01:32Had two very disappointed dancers on my hands. Not that I couldn't manage.
01:38Redal, listen. I found... well... something.
01:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I shan't fall for that again.
01:52What is it?
01:52I've no idea. Do you want to find out?
02:00I think it's the fitting.
02:02Dad, it's not the fitting. It just needs a new bulb.
02:04You're wobbling the ladder.
02:05I'm not.
02:05I don't want another loft incident.
02:07How's my side, Brian?
02:08Perfect, as ever, Amy.
02:10Thank you, Brian.
02:11I don't know what he said to you to make you marry him.
02:14He's a lucky man.
02:17Not ahead, not now.
02:18You need the back door open.
02:20What does he do? I'm gonna kill him.
02:25Hello. You weren't busy, were you?
02:27Well, even if you weren't, wasn't as interesting as this.
02:30Probably is. Didn't want you to miss it.
02:32Now, just a quick hop.
02:41Everybody grab a torch.
02:50Spiders.
02:52You don't normally get spiders in space.
02:56What, then?
02:59Don't move!
03:00Do you really think I'm that stupid? I wouldn't notice.
03:03How did you get aboard, eh? Transmass?
03:04Who sent you?
03:05Oh, sorry.
03:07That's my dad.
03:10Well, frankly, that's outrageous.
03:12What?
03:12You think you can just bring your dad along without asking?
03:15I'm not a taxi service, you know.
03:17You materialized around us.
03:19Oh.
03:19Well, that's fine, then.
03:20My mistake.
03:21Hello, Brian.
03:22How are you?
03:23Nice to meet you.
03:24Welcome.
03:25Welcome.
03:26This is the gang.
03:27I've got a gang.
03:28Yes.
03:28Come on, then, everyone.
03:31Tell him something.
03:32Quick.
03:33Yes.
03:36I'm not entirely sure what's going on.
03:38You know when Amy and I first got married and we went traveling?
03:41To Thailand?
03:42More the entirety of space and time.
03:44In that police box.
03:53All right, where are we?
03:54What's that noise?
03:55And hello, ten months?
03:57Orbiting Earth.
03:58Well, I say orbiting.
03:59More like pre-crashing on a spaceship.
04:02Don't know.
04:03And hello, pond.
04:04Ten months.
04:06Time flies.
04:06Never really understood that phrase.
04:08This is Nephi.
04:09This is Riddell.
04:09They're with me.
04:10With you?
04:11They're with you.
04:12Are they the new us?
04:13Is that why we haven't seen you?
04:14No, they're just people.
04:15They're not ponds.
04:16I thought we might need a gang.
04:17Not really had a gang before.
04:18It's new.
04:27It's coming down.
04:29What is it?
04:29No idea.
04:43Not possible.
04:45Run!
04:49Dante!
04:51I know.
04:53Dinosaurs.
04:54On a spaceship.
04:56I know.
05:13He's lost.
05:14Let's go.
05:45In here!
06:04I could take one of them.
06:06Shot blow up into the throat.
06:08Or not. We just found our source in space.
06:11We need to preserve them.
06:12Then who's gonna preserve us?
06:13Shit!
06:35Okay. So, how? And who's ship?
06:41Well, there's so much to discover.
06:42Think how much wiser we'll be by the end of all this.
06:45Sorry. Sorry.
06:46Are you saying dinosaurs are flying a spaceship?
06:51Brian, please. That would be ridiculous.
06:53They're probably just passengers.
06:54Did I mention missiles?
06:55Missiles?
06:57Didn't want to worry you anyway.
06:59Six hours is a lifetime.
07:00Not literally a lifetime. That's what we're trying to avoid.
07:02And we're all really clever.
07:05Ooh.
07:06Let's see what we can find out.
07:09Come on.
07:14Yes.
07:17How many dinosaurs do you think are on here?
07:23Oh, well done, whoever you are.
07:26Looking for engines.
07:27Thank you, computer.
07:28Look at that.
07:29Different sections have different engines,
07:32but these look like the primary clusters.
07:34Where are we now, computer?
07:35We need to get down to these engines.
07:40What happened?
07:42Oh, great.
07:43Find out.
07:45What?
07:47We're outside.
07:48We're on a beach.
07:50Teleport.
07:50Oh, I hate teleports.
07:52Must have activated on my voice.
07:54Ah, yes.
07:55Well, thank you, Arthur C. Clarke.
07:58Teleport, obviously.
07:59I mean, we're on a spaceship with dinosaurs.
08:01Why wouldn't there be a teleport?
08:02In fact, why don't we just teleport now?
08:08Is he all right?
08:09No, he hates traveling.
08:10Makes him really anxious.
08:11He only goes to the paper shop at golf.
08:12What did you bring him for?
08:14I didn't.
08:16Why can't you just phone ahead like any normal person?
08:20Somebody tell me where we are.
08:21Now.
08:25Well, he's on Earth.
08:27Doesn't taste right.
08:28Too metallic.
08:30Is that a kestrel?
08:32I do hope so.
08:34The beach is humming.
08:35Is it?
08:36Oh, yes.
08:37Well, don't just stand there, you two.
08:40Dig!
08:40I'm going to look at rocks.
08:42Love a rock.
08:43Dig with what?
08:44Ah.
08:45Well.
08:50Did you just have that on you?
08:51Of course.
08:52What sort of a man doesn't carry a trowel?
08:55Put it on your Christmas list.
08:56Dad, I'm 31.
08:57I don't have a Christmas list anymore.
08:59I do!
09:05There's a floor under this beach.
09:08Doctor!
09:12Doctor!
09:13Did you hear that?
09:15Did you hear what he called him?
09:17Doctor.
09:19After all this time.
09:21Doctor!
09:22Bring them to me.
09:25Doctor!
09:27There are clearly more than just two of these creatures.
09:30Hey, put that away.
09:31Are you just sober?
09:32It's medicinal.
09:34And I don't take orders from females.
09:36Then learn.
09:38Any man who speaks to me that way, I execute.
09:41You're very welcome to try.
09:45Sorry, what was your name again?
09:47Lady of the two lands.
09:50Wife of the great king Amenhotep.
09:53Queen Nefertiti of Egypt.
09:55Oh my god.
09:57Queen Nefertiti.
09:59I learned all about you at school.
10:01You're awesome, big fan.
10:02High five.
10:05Yeah, a bit behind on that.
10:07You're really famous.
10:08Shh, listen.
10:20Okay.
10:22Uh, guess.
10:23T-rex?
10:25Not yet full size.
10:26We're in the middle of a dinosaur nest.
10:28I propose a retreat.
10:32It's forwards.
10:33Agreed.
10:34Just don't leave the baby.
10:57Oh my god.
10:59Who are you anyway?
11:01John Riddell.
11:02Big game hunter on the African plains.
11:04Sure you've heard of me too?
11:05No.
11:06Well, you clearly have some alarming gaps in your education.
11:09Or men who hunt defenceless creatures just don't impact on history.
11:13Face it, she's way cooler than you.
11:15And you, Amy.
11:17Are you also a queen?
11:20Yes.
11:22Yes, I am.
11:25See?
11:26Metal floor.
11:27Screens in rocks.
11:29It was just a short-range teleport.
11:30We're still on the ship.
11:31No, we're outside on the beach.
11:33Like part of the ship, then.
11:34Don't be ridiculous.
11:35Well, it is quite ridiculous.
11:36Also brilliant.
11:37That's why the system teleported us here.
11:39I wanted the engines.
11:40This is the engine room.
11:45Hydrogenerators.
11:46Ha!
11:46I have literally no idea what he's saying.
11:49A spaceship powered by waves.
11:51Fabulously impossible.
11:52Oh, think of the things we could learn from this ship
11:54if we managed to stop it being blown to pieces.
11:56Plus not dying.
11:57Bad news is, can't shut the wave system down in time.
12:00Takes...
12:01Takes way too long.
12:03Well, if these are the engines, there must be a control room.
12:05Exactly.
12:05That's what we need to find now.
12:07What do we do about the things that aren't gestrows?
12:18Those pterodactyls.
12:19Yes!
12:20On any other occasion, I'd be thrilled.
12:22Exposed on a beach.
12:24Less than thrilled.
12:25We should be going...
12:26Where?
12:26We're definitely away from them.
12:27That's the plan.
12:28That's the plan.
12:29Amendments welcome.
12:30Move away from the pterodactyls.
12:31I think we might be noticing.
12:33Amendi a plan fraud!
12:34Can't we just teleport or something?
12:36No!
12:37Local teleports burned out on arrival.
13:06What do we do now?
13:07There's no way back out there.
13:09Through the cave, come on.
13:12That suggestion was a work in progress.
13:16We're trapped.
13:17Yes, thanks for spelling it out.
13:19Doctor, whatever's down there is coming this way.
13:22Spelling it out is hereditary, wonderful.
13:24That sounds getting nearer.
13:43We're very cross with you.
13:52Bit of weed killer wouldn't go amiss in here.
13:54Whoever was running this vessel left in a hurry.
13:57Maybe a plague came and took them.
13:59No, it'd be corpses and bones.
14:01Unless the animals ate them.
14:04Whoa, chuckle brothers. Lighten up, would ya?
14:12How do you know how to do that?
14:14Well, I've spent enough time with the doctor to know whenever you enter somewhere new, press buttons.
14:18What else have you learned from him?
14:20Don't stop at button pressing.
14:25One hundred and seventeen years.
14:27Data records.
14:29Ship's owners.
14:30Could be.
14:32Come on, help us out.
14:34Don't people remain cryogenic.
14:40Whilst they sleep.
14:42I will continue to work.
14:45How about a picture?
14:46Hmm?
14:47Come on.
14:47For me?
14:48Far beyond our matters.
14:50Look.
14:51That's beautiful.
14:54I can't tell how far we have come.
14:58Far open to avoid the destructive impact forecast for our planet.
15:03Far enough for me to feel a profound sense of loss.
15:06What is that?
15:09Silurian.
15:11You're going straight on the naughty step.
15:15What's the escape plan?
15:17Why do we want to escape?
15:20They have us hostage.
15:22They're taking us somewhere.
15:24We might learn from it.
15:25Oh, you see, so clever I missed you, Rory.
15:28Don't do that.
15:29What if they kill us?
15:31They wouldn't do that.
15:32You're not going to kill us, are you, Rusty?
15:34Who are you calling Rusty?
15:36Have you seen yourself lately?
15:38You try being on this ship for two millennia.
15:40See how your paperwork does.
15:42Don't listen to him.
15:43Just being mean because we captured him.
15:46Oh, my goodness.
15:48Whoa.
15:49Ooh.
15:51Herbivore blind, don't panic Triceratops.
15:55Beautiful.
15:56Shall I shoot it?
15:57We're not supposed to shoot the creatures, stupid.
16:00Stop calling me stupid.
16:01Cry yourself.
16:04Hello, cutie-bye.
16:05Who's a lovely tricy then, eh?
16:08Yes, you are.
16:10Yes, you are.
16:11What do I do?
16:12What do I do?
16:15What do I do?
16:15Watch it, baby.
16:19You don't have any vegetable matter in your trousers, do you, Brian?
16:23Only my balls.
16:25I'm sorry?
16:27Golf balls.
16:28Grassy residue.
16:29What are you carrying those around for?
16:38Oh, bless.
16:40Get it away from me.
16:43Throw one.
16:44Really?
16:45Is this what you want?
16:47Is it?
16:52And breathe out.
16:56Right.
16:57Take us to your leader.
17:00Brilliant.
17:01Too good to resist.
17:04Over 50 species loaded.
17:06Only one has had any difficulty surviving.
17:10All the others are thriving.
17:12And we expect them to be able to repopulate.
17:15We're on an arc.
17:16A Xylurian arc.
17:18The lizard people hurling dinosaurs onto a space arc.
17:21Absolute Tommy rod.
17:23Only an idiot denies the evidence of their own eyes.
17:27Egyptian queen or not, I shall put you across my knee and spank you.
17:29Oh, Lord.
17:30Try.
17:31And I'll snap your neck in a heartbeat.
17:34Oh.
17:35Well, they certainly bred firecrackers in your town.
17:37Oh, no, no, no.
17:38Please don't start flirting.
17:40I will not have flirting companions.
17:42If the doctor trusts Amy, so do I.
17:44Stop doubting her.
17:49And if this ship was built by...
17:51Xylurians, yeah.
17:52Yeah, where are they?
17:55Surprising good question.
17:57Display life signs for Homo reptilia.
18:05Where have they gone?
18:06Perhaps they found another world, left the ship.
18:09Why are the dinosaurs still on board?
18:11And why is the ship coming back to Earth?
18:13It doesn't make sense.
18:14What's changed between then and now?
18:16Wait, computer.
18:17Show me the ship at launch with all life signals.
18:22Now show me the ship today with all life signals.
18:25Thousands less.
18:27But why?
18:29Show me both images then and now side by side.
18:31What are you looking for?
18:32Okay.
18:33Two images.
18:34Spot the difference.
18:35What changed?
18:35What happened to the Silurians?
18:38The center.
18:39Computer, zoom into the center.
18:43Oh, no.
18:44What is it?
18:45Another spacecraft.
18:48The ship's been boarded before.
19:00I'm sorry.
19:03Love what you've done with the place down here.
19:05Let him in.
19:06Open the gate.
19:16It's fine.
19:17It's fine.
19:19He's not interested in you.
19:21Look.
19:22You need to learn some manners.
19:24No.
19:25You need to learn some manners.
19:26No.
19:27You do.
19:29No.
19:29You do, Mr. Manners.
19:32Phantasia in F minor for four hands.
19:38You know it.
19:40Know it?
19:41Say hello to hands three and four.
19:44Say hello to hands three and four.
19:44She kept tickling me to try and put me off.
19:46Franz the hands.
19:48Oh, that takes me back.
19:50Well, this is...
19:52Cody.
19:55It's fate.
19:56You came.
19:59Is it?
20:01I'm the doctor.
20:02Yes, I know.
20:05I'm Solomon.
20:07I'm Solomon.
20:08What's that?
20:11System malfunction.
20:13Ignore it.
20:14What happened to you?
20:17I was attacked.
20:18Three raptors.
20:20They cornered me.
20:22The robots rescued me, but it was nearly too late.
20:26Ah, yes.
20:27The robots.
20:30They're unusual.
20:31I got them cheap.
20:33From a concession on Illyria 7.
20:37The robots did as best they could with my legs, but...
20:41You can help me so much more.
20:46Oh!
20:47Uh, doctor.
20:48Doctor, I see.
20:51Let's have a look.
20:56They chewed through part of the bone in my legs.
21:03Yes.
21:04Very nasty.
21:08But you could repair them.
21:13If you tell me how you came by so many dinosaurs.
21:22Injure the older one.
21:24What?
21:37I don't respond well to violence, Solomon.
21:42And I don't like questions, Doctor.
21:45I bought it without my permission.
21:47Now, fix me, or the next boat will be fatal.
21:53I will take you apart, cog by cog, and melt you down when all this is over.
21:57Oh, I'm so scared.
22:00Actually, I might be.
22:01A little bit of oil just came out.
22:04Stay still.
22:05It's just a burn. It's nothing serious.
22:07What's that?
22:08Well, you carry a trowel, I carry a med pack.
22:10It's all about the pockets in our family.
22:12This is an ice patch. It cools the skin.
22:14Never seen all of those.
22:16Look out for cool stuff wherever we go.
22:17Some people get cars and hardware.
22:19For me, it is nursing supplies.
22:23Now, painkiller.
22:25Now, this won't hurt.
22:28Ow!
22:29I lied.
22:30It won't hurt from now on, though.
22:32All right, you.
22:34You're done.
22:35Thanks.
22:37It's all right.
22:39You get to see my awesome nursing skills in action for once.
22:43What's that?
22:43Your phone's ringing.
22:45In space.
22:46You get used to it.
22:47I have to take this, the wife.
22:50Hello, missus.
22:51Where are you?
22:53Still on board.
22:53There's some pterodactyls and some rusty robots that I'm going to melt down.
22:58Rory, this is a Silurian ship.
23:02How did you get on board, Doctor?
23:07Oh, I never talk about myself with a gun pointed at me.
23:11Let's talk about you.
23:13Your cozy little craft embedded in a vast old ship.
23:18Very observant.
23:19I'm Sagittarius.
23:21Probably.
23:22I'm transporting it to the Roxbourne Peninsula.
23:25Commerce colony.
23:28You're a trader.
23:29I search out opportunities for profit across the mountain galaxies.
23:33Ah, the purple light.
23:35That's what it was.
23:38An IV system identifying value.
23:41The database of everything across space and time allocated a market value.
23:46Argos for the universe.
23:50You were trying to find out how much I'm worth.
23:53Would you like to know?
24:09You don't exist.
24:12It's never done that.
24:13That's me.
24:15That's me.
24:16Worthless.
24:17And like these creatures you have on board.
24:20Very valuable.
24:22Given they're extinct.
24:28Done.
24:29Sit up.
24:30Very slowly.
24:32Doctor.
24:33Amy.
24:34I need to take this.
24:39Amy.
24:40This is an ark.
24:41Built by the Silurians.
24:42They were looking for another planet.
24:45Where are they now?
24:46Not on board.
24:47I mean, sizes of stasis pods.
24:48All empty.
24:48I'll see you soon.
24:55Be ready.
24:57The pain in my legs.
24:59It's gone.
25:00I could move them.
25:02Thank you, Doctor.
25:06What did you do to the Silurians?
25:10We ejected them.
25:13The robots woke them from cryosleep a handful at a time and jettisoned them from the airlocks.
25:20We must have left a trail of dust and bone.
25:23Because you wanted the dinosaurs.
25:26Their ship crossed my path.
25:29I sent out a distress signal.
25:31They let me board.
25:32But when I saw the cargo, things became more complex.
25:37Piracy than genocide.
25:40Very emotive words, Doctor.
25:42Oh, I'm a very emotive man.
25:44The lizards wouldn't negotiate.
25:47I made them a generous offer.
25:49The creatures on board this ship are not objects to be sold or traded.
25:52I feel like you're judging me.
25:54You said Roxport Peninsula.
25:55So why are you heading to Earth? You're on the wrong course.
26:02Oh.
26:04You don't know how.
26:07Ha!
26:08Brilliant.
26:09You couldn't change a pre-programmed course without instructions.
26:12The ship defaulted, returned home.
26:15Oh dear.
26:17The Silurians outwitted you even after you massacred them.
26:21So now...
26:23You're a prisoner on the ship you hijacked.
26:25Not now you're here.
26:27You're going to help me to where I want to go, Doctor.
26:30A little bit of news, Solomon.
26:31You're being targeted by missiles.
26:35Get off this ship.
26:40While you still can.
26:43You think I believe that?
26:45You just want them for yourself.
26:49You weren't profit from me, Doctor.
26:52Don't ever judge me by your standards.
26:56Well don't just stand there, Rory.
26:58Hey!
26:58He wants to see you.
26:59Stand up!
27:06What are we doing?
27:07Just do exactly as I do!
27:09No!
27:16Did you call?
27:17What are you doing?
27:18Stop them!
27:20All right.
27:20Don't shout.
27:21Useless machines!
27:24No!
27:26Go, Tricy!
27:28Run like the wind!
27:32What?
27:35How did you start a triceratops?
27:38What?
27:38There they are!
27:40I know!
27:41I saw them before you.
27:42Wait a minute.
27:44Tricy!
27:45Bex!
27:47Ha ha!
27:48Ha ha!
27:49Ha ha!
27:53Come on, Tricy!
27:59They've stolen a dinosaur!
28:02I can see that.
28:05Come on, Tricy!
28:06Faster, better!
28:16They're turning off!
28:18We're losing them!
28:19Which way did they go?
28:20I thought you were looking.
28:22No.
28:23Now they've got away.
28:24We definitely used to be faster.
28:28I'm riding a dinosaur!
28:30On a spaceship!
28:31I know!
28:32Better get back to fix your light!
28:33Come on, Tricy!
28:38Where are the brakes?
28:39No!
28:49No!
28:54No!
28:57No!
29:08No!
29:09That worked!
29:10Okay.
29:11Uh, where...
29:13are we now?
29:14Ooh!
29:15Incoming message from Earth!
29:17Hello, Earth!
29:18out this doctor the ship's coming through the atmosphere i have to start the missile program
29:25no no no no don't do that everything's completely under control here turning around any moment need
29:29a bit of rigor room on the timings i can't do that you can of course you can tiny bit
29:33more time
29:34indira please this ship contains the most precious cargo my only responsibility is the earth's safety
29:40i'm launching the missiles goodbye doctor no indira hey come back please
29:48target identified navigation systems locking onto target missile launch procedure initiated
29:55estimated impact 30 minutes now these are what we need dinosaur protection
30:04no weapons
30:09anesthetic these are sun guns you're almost clever enough to make a dinosaur take a nap
30:16even the doctor couldn't object to that you and the doctor are you his queen no no i'm rory's
30:21queen wife wife i'm his wife please don't tell him i said it was his queen i'll never hear the
30:26end of it
30:27and the doctor does he have a queen i thought you had a husband a male equivalent of a sleeping
30:33potion
30:33you clearly need a man of action and excitement one with a very large weapon
30:42so human sleeping potion or walking innuendo take your pick
30:47that's very bad indeed completely unhelpful doesn't the ship have any defense systems in store
30:53good thinking rory computer show us weapons and defense systems
31:00that was a waste of time wasn't it getting my hopes up like that what ship doesn't have weapons
31:05now the ancient species rory is still full of hope what about the control deck
31:09you said we should go to the control deck next it's too late it won't make any difference
31:13we could at least try it won't work rory the missiles are locked on so what we're just giving
31:19on it i don't know i don't know you were telling the truth doctor earth has launched missiles this
31:31vessel is too clumsy to outrun them but i have my own ship you won't get your precious cargo on
31:36board
31:36though just be you and your metal tantrum machines we do not have tantrums shut up
31:48you're right doctor i can't keep the dinosaurs and live myself but i had the iv system scan the entire
31:57ship and it found something even more valuable utterly unique i don't know where you found it
32:05how you got it here but i want it i don't know what you're talking about earth queen nefertiti of
32:13egypt
32:15the faith stamped across history give it to me and i let the rest of you live
32:28no you think i won't punish those who get in my way whatever they're worth
32:44no
32:45no
32:46no
32:47no
32:47no
32:47no
33:00Oh, my God.
33:19You must be very proud.
33:21Bring her to me or the robots will make their way through your corpses.
33:30Bring her now.
33:31No.
33:43What are you doing?
33:44I demanded to be brought here.
33:46No, no, no, no, no way.
33:47It isn't your choice, Doctor.
33:49It's mine.
33:49Listen to me.
33:50If you go with him, I can't guarantee your safety.
33:53You saved my people.
33:54I am in your debt.
33:55No.
33:56No debt.
33:57You don't owe me anything.
33:58Then I do it of my own way.
33:59Nothing.
34:00No.
34:02Take her.
34:02I'll shoot you.
34:03Put your weapon down.
34:04Let me make my choice.
34:06Kill it, boy.
34:19My bounty increases.
34:23And what an extraordinary bounty you are.
34:26Never touch me.
34:33I like my possessions to have, Spirit.
34:37It means I can have fun breaking them.
34:41And I will break you in with immense pleasure.
34:48Thank you, Doctor.
34:50Computer, take us back to my ship.
34:58Hostile targeting and progress.
35:00Hostile targeting and progress.
35:05Hostile targeting and progress.
35:07Hostile targeting and progress.
35:08Hostile targeting and progress.
35:10Bingo.
35:11What is it?
35:12Doctor.
35:15Okay.
35:16Control deck.
35:17So, what's the plan?
35:19Come on.
35:21The missiles are locked onto us.
35:23We can't outrun them.
35:24We have to save the dinosaurs
35:25and get Nefertiti back from Solomon.
35:26Isn't it obvious?
35:27Oh, it's sort of the opposite of obvious.
35:2917 minutes before the missiles hit.
35:30We need to turn the ship around.
35:32You said it was too late.
35:34There wasn't any time.
35:34Ah, yes.
35:35But I didn't have this plan, then, did I?
35:37Riddell!
35:38Keep an eye out for dinosaurs.
35:40I'd rather hope you could say that.
35:41No killing any.
35:43Rory, Brian, get rid of the cobwebs.
35:50Ah, well, I'm moving.
35:57These magnetizers.
35:59We can't move away.
36:15Oh, boy, big chap.
36:25That was a tease.
36:26That's really not fair.
36:30Missile target will be reached in 11 minutes.
36:35No, don't be like that.
36:36Really unhelpful.
36:37What's the matter?
36:38Parallel pilot compartments,
36:39bioconfigured,
36:40needs two operators of the same gene chain.
36:42That's why Solomon couldn't change the ship's course
36:43and neither can we.
36:45What?
36:46We can.
36:48Me and Rory,
36:49we must be the same gene thingy you just said.
36:53Brian Pond, you are delicious.
36:55I'm not a pond.
36:56Of course you are.
36:56Sit down, both of you.
36:57Licky split.
36:58Ship does all the engineering.
36:59The controls are straightforward.
37:00Even a monkey could use them.
37:02Oh, look, they're going to.
37:05What's up?
37:06Guys, come on.
37:07Comedy gold.
37:08Where's a Silurian audience when you need one?
37:10Anyway, two eyeline screens.
37:12Velocity and trajectory.
37:14Steer away from the earth.
37:15Try not to bump into the moon,
37:16otherwise the racists who live there will be livid.
37:17What?
37:18Primary controls in the arms of the chairs.
37:20Principles the same as any vehicle.
37:23Eight minutes, 45 seconds.
37:27Get us as far away as you can.
37:30Brian, phase two sorted.
37:32Now for phase one.
37:34No, no, no.
37:34Phase two comes after phase one.
37:36Humans, you are so linear.
37:37Shiny torch in here.
37:38What are you doing?
37:39Mixing my messages.
37:40How's the job?
37:41We're about to be hit by missiles,
37:43and you're asking me that?
37:43I work best when I multitask and keep talking.
37:46How's the job?
37:47I...
37:47You gave it up.
37:48You gave the last one up.
37:49Yeah, well, I can't settle.
37:50Every minute, I'm listening out for that stupid TARDIS.
37:52Right, so it's my fault now, is it?
37:54I can't wait for you, even now.
37:56And they're getting longer, you know,
37:57the gaps between your visits, are they?
37:59I think you're raining us off you.
38:00I'm not, I promise.
38:04Really promise.
38:05The others there, not you.
38:06But you and Laura, you have lies each other.
38:09That's why it's what we agreed.
38:11I know.
38:11I just worry there'll come a time
38:13when you never turn up
38:14that something will have happened to you
38:15and I'll still be waiting, never knowing.
38:17No, come on, Paul.
38:20You'll be there till the end of me.
38:22Or vice versa.
38:30Done.
38:34Doctor, this is a two-man job.
38:38What are you doing?
38:39I'm easily worth two men.
38:41You can help two if you like.
38:49Doctor, what are you going to do here?
39:02It begins the blood, isn't it?
39:04The sooner this lot go back to being extinct, the better.
39:07You know what I want more than anything?
39:08Lessons in gender politics?
39:09A dinosaur tooth to take out.
39:15Dinosaurs ahead.
39:16Lady at my side.
39:18About to be blown up.
39:19I'm not sure I've ever been out here.
39:21Shut up and shoot.
39:27Jack!
39:51The ship's trajectory is changing.
39:54It makes no difference.
39:56The missiles have locked on.
39:58How long till target?
40:01Seven minutes.
40:05Go!
40:07That's it, that's it!
40:10That's it, that's it.
40:11Me, me, me, me, me!
40:12Yes, yes!
40:14It's better than gold.
40:19Hello!
40:20Having trouble leaving?
40:22A-A-A-A-A-R-O-S-H!
40:28The ship's still magnetized.
40:29Couldn't bear to lose you.
40:30Release my ship, Doctor,
40:32or I kill this precious little object.
40:41I am not your possession now, nor will I ever be.
40:44Now, stay there.
40:48Don't mess with Egyptian queens, Solomon.
40:52I hope you've learnt that now.
40:56What are you doing?
40:57Disabling this ship's signal and replacing it with the one from the Sidurian ship.
41:00I send this craft off emitting the signals they're looking for. The missiles will follow.
41:06Hopefully, Sidurian ship's safe, dinosaurs safe, everybody's safe.
41:09A bit of time, though, shouldn't really be chatting.
41:11Nephi, let's go.
41:13Power remiss of me. Almost forgot.
41:14The thing about missiles, very literal.
41:17This is what they latch onto.
41:19Now, one press of this and the ship's demagnetized.
41:22God, whatever you want, I can get it for you.
41:25Whatever object you desire.
41:28Did the Sidurians beg you to stop?
41:33Look, Solomon.
41:34The missiles.
41:36See them shine. See how valuable they are.
41:39And they're all yours.
41:40You wouldn't leave me, Doctor!
41:44Enjoy your bounty.
41:48Doctor!
42:12Dinosaur drop-off time.
42:28Dinosaur drop-off time.
42:29Actually, we think home for us.
42:35Oh.
42:36Fine, of course.
42:37Not forever.
42:38Just a couple of months.
42:39Right, yes.
42:40I'm pretty busy anyway.
42:41I mean, I've got to drop everyone back.
42:43About that.
42:45Can I ask a favor?
42:46Doctor.
42:47There's something I want to see.
42:50Hmm.
42:52Not forever.
43:10See you next time.
43:10Have a great day.
43:13Bye.
43:46More postcards from your dad.
43:48Do you know what? I think it is the fitting.
44:14Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done.
44:24The gunslinger is a cyborg. Half man, half machine.
44:29You're really letting him do this?
44:30Save us all?
44:31Yeah, I really am.
44:38Everyone who isn't an American, drop your gun.
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