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00:09Well, here we are, Hedgewick's World, the biggest and best amusement park there will ever be, and we've got a
00:16golden ticket, eh, eh, fun.
00:19Fun?
00:20The stupid box can't even get us to the right place.
00:23This is like a moon base or something.
00:25It's not the moon.
00:26Actually, I think it does look like the moon.
00:28Only dirtier.
00:30Hey, guys, it's not the moon, okay?
00:33It's the Spacey Zoomer ride, or it was.
00:36Excuse me.
00:37I don't suppose you happen to be my lift-off planet, Dave's discount interstellar removals?
00:41Afraid not.
00:42You know, they're meant to be here six months ago.
00:44Well, that's Dave for, you see.
00:46Unreliable.
00:47Stay where you are!
00:48Whoops.
00:48Throw down your weapons and identify yourselves.
00:51No.
00:52No weapons.
00:53Golden ticket.
00:55Spacey Zoomer.
00:56Free ice cream.
00:57Who are you?
00:57This planet is closed by Imperial order.
01:00Has it?
01:03Oh.
01:04Welcome, Pro-Consul.
01:05Wish they'd told us you were coming.
01:07Any news of the Emperor?
01:08Oh, the Emperor?
01:09No, no.
01:10None that you'd, er...
01:12We pray for his return.
01:13If there is anything you need, my platoon is at your service.
01:17Right, righty-o.
01:18Well, you carry on, Captain.
01:21Platoon!
01:22Let's move out!
01:23On the double!
01:25Two, three, four.
01:26Two, three, four.
01:27Two, three, four.
01:29Have they gone?
01:30Yes.
01:31Uniforms.
01:32Give me the heebie-jeebies.
01:33Come on.
01:36They can't stop me being here, but they don't like it.
01:39Ha-ha!
01:41You see?
01:42I told you it was amazing.
01:44Well, it used to be.
01:46It closed down.
01:47Wish I'd known that before I landed here.
01:49But let me show you my collection.
01:51Come along.
01:52Follow me.
01:52This way.
01:53This way in.
01:54Come on.
01:55Welcome to my ship.
01:57Webley's world of wonders.
01:59Miracles, marvels, and more await you.
02:01I am Impessario Webley.
02:05You see before you waxwork representations of the famous and the infamous.
02:14Anybody here play chess?
02:18Perhaps you, a young man.
02:20Actually, I'm in my school chess club.
02:22What?
02:22Follow me.
02:26Now, let me demonstrate to you all the wonder of the age.
02:31The miracle of modernity.
02:33We defeated them all a thousand years ago, but now he's back to destroy you.
02:40Behold, the enemy.
02:42Cyberman, get down!
03:04We defeated them all a thousand years ago.
03:20No need to panic, my young friends.
03:22We all know there are no more living Cybermen.
03:24What you're seeing is a miracle.
03:28699th Wonder of the Universe, as displayed before the Imperial Court,
03:33and only here to destroy you.
03:35At chess.
03:36Careful now.
03:37An empty shell, and yet it moves.
03:40How?
03:41Magic.
03:42That might well be, young lady.
03:45But a single penny wins you five Imperial shillings,
03:51if you can beat this empty shell, at chess.
03:54I haven't got a penny, but I've got a sandwich.
03:58All right.
03:59Take a seat.
04:01It is free of all devices,
04:06and yet it has never been beaten.
04:08Would you like to make the first move, young man?
04:17Oh, no, Arty.
04:18No, don't do that.
04:20That's a fool's mate.
04:24If you can tell me how it works, I'll give you a silver penny.
04:26I think you do it with mirrors.
04:31Hmm, mirrors.
04:32Clever girl.
04:34Well, let's see, hey?
04:35Low tech.
04:36It's a puppet, monofilament strings, which means brains.
04:40Harry.
04:41Hello.
04:43Hello.
04:44I'm the brains.
04:45Hello.
04:45Give us a hand.
04:50They call me porridge.
04:52Oh, it's good to be out of that box.
04:54For you, miss.
04:58An Imperial penny.
05:04I have not one, but three Cybermen in my collection.
05:10Is that the king?
05:12Emperor?
05:13Ludens, Nimrod, Kendrick, etc, etc, of the 41st.
05:15Defender of humanity.
05:17Imperator of known space.
05:19He looks a bit full of himself.
05:20Don't say things like that about the Imperial family.
05:22You can end up on the run for the rest of your life.
05:24They don't sound very nice.
05:26Go on.
05:27If the kids want to ride the Spacey Zoomer, then I can operate the gravity console.
05:32Angie.
05:40My arms say Spacey Zoomer.
05:44Oh, look at me.
05:46We're flying.
05:48Have a good time.
05:56I think that was the most fun I've had in my whole life.
05:59It was okay.
06:04Clara, I think outer space is actually very interesting.
06:07Right, wonderful day out, Doctor, but time to get the kids home.
06:10Yeah, um, no.
06:12Not actually ready to leave.
06:13Why not?
06:14I don't know.
06:15Reasons.
06:16What reasons?
06:17Insects.
06:18Funny insects.
06:19I should add them to my funny insect collection.
06:21You collect funny insects?
06:22Yeah, I'm starting to.
06:24Right now.
06:27How long do we have to stay here?
06:30Not long.
06:30Have a nap.
06:31I'll wake you when we're ready to leave.
06:33Comfy?
06:34Sleep well.
06:35Good night.
06:40Don't wander off.
06:41Now, I'm not just saying don't wander off.
06:44I mean it.
06:45Otherwise, you'll wander off.
06:46And the next thing you know, somebody's going to have to start rescuing somebody.
06:51From what?
06:52Nothing.
06:53Nobody needs rescuing from anything.
06:56Don't wander off.
06:59Sweet dream.
07:13Total takings for the day.
07:15One sandwich.
07:17Better than no sandwich, of course.
07:18Not as good as two sandwiches.
07:20Or even a chicken.
07:22Oh!
07:22That's a bit hot.
07:24That's a bit hot.
07:26Give me my hands back.
07:38Upgrade in progress.
07:41I hate the future.
07:43It's stupid.
07:44There's not even phone service.
07:45I'm out of here.
07:46The doctor said not to wander off.
07:47He said that.
07:49And then he wandered off.
07:51I don't think Clara would like that.
07:52She's not her mum.
07:54Don't leave me here.
07:58Is this really the biggest amusement park in the universe?
08:01Yeah.
08:02Hedgewick bought the planet cheap.
08:03It'd have been trashed in the cyber wars.
08:05Who were we fighting?
08:06Cybermen.
08:08Technologically upgraded warriors.
08:10We couldn't win.
08:11Sometimes we fought to a draw, but then they'd upgrade themselves, fix the weaknesses, and destroy us.
08:16It's hard to fight an enemy that uses your armies to spare parts.
08:18You beat them, though.
08:19Beat them where you wouldn't be here.
08:20How?
08:21Look up there.
08:23That corner of the sky, what do you see?
08:25Nothing.
08:26It's just black.
08:28No stars, no nothing.
08:30It used to be the Tiberian spiral galaxy.
08:32A million star systems, a hundred million worlds, a billion trillion people.
08:37It's not there anymore.
08:38No more Tiberian galaxy.
08:40No more Cybermen.
08:43It was effective.
08:45It was horrible.
08:46Yeah.
08:47I feel like a monster sometimes.
08:50Why?
08:51Because instead of mourning a billion trillion dead people, I just feel sorry for the poor blight of that to
08:56press the button and blow it all up.
08:58Clara?
08:59Did you tell Angie she could go to the barracks?
09:02You know I didn't.
09:03She hasn't.
09:04She's just got in there.
09:07Come on.
09:09I can't fix this.
09:11It can't be broken.
09:13It's a solid state sub-ether ansible class communicator.
09:15Just run the diagnostics.
09:17There's nothing left to diagnose.
09:18It's not broken.
09:19It's empty.
09:20All the components have gone.
09:22You must have replacement parts.
09:24Not enough to build a new one.
09:25Captain, the weather controller is malfunctioning again.
09:28There's storms, heat waves, snow.
09:31Hello?
09:33I'm bored.
09:34Where's your big sister?
09:35Clara.
09:36She's not my sister.
09:38She's stupid.
09:39She's talking to Porridge.
09:41She talks to her Porridge?
09:42Porridge.
09:44That little bloke.
09:47We need to have a chat.
09:55I'm not scared.
09:56If you're wondering.
09:58I just think I ought to turn the lights back on.
10:37So, tell me about the little bloke.
10:39Well, you must have seen him.
10:41Angie!
10:41She always has to turn up and spoil everything.
10:44I wasn't doing anything.
10:45Why can't you just leave me alone?
10:51Cyberman!
10:53Angie!
10:55Attack formation!
10:57No!
10:59Go!
11:02Attack formation!
11:03Quickly!
11:08Upgrade in progress.
11:11Angie!
11:25Angie!
11:25Laura!
11:26Laura!
11:27That was a Cyberman.
11:28But they're extinct.
11:29Listen to me.
11:30I will get her back.
11:30Captain, word, please.
11:34Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I take it your platoon doesn't do much fighting.
11:38What do you expect?
11:39What?
11:40We're a punishment platoon.
11:42That's why they sent us out here, so we can't get into trouble.
11:46Right.
11:47Right.
11:47Well, okay.
11:48As Imperial Consul, I'm putting Clara in charge.
11:51Clara, stay alive until I get back.
11:53And don't let anyone blow up this planet.
11:56Is that something they're likely to do?
11:58Get to somewhere defensible.
11:59Where are you going?
12:00I'm getting Angie.
12:01Finding Artie and looking for funny insects.
12:04Stay alive.
12:05And you lot, no blowing up this planet.
12:09It's all right.
12:10It's all right.
12:11It's all right.
12:11It has a question.
12:12It's all right.
12:13It's all right.
12:14It's all right.
12:14It's all right.
12:14Cut me down.
12:15I'll take you.
12:18Artie?
12:19Artie, what's happening?
12:23Please stand by.
12:26You will be upgraded.
12:33Siberian class weaponry.
12:35We've taken it out of storage.
12:37Good.
12:37We need to find somewhere defensible.
12:39Where?
12:40The beach.
12:42Giant's cauldron.
12:44Natty Longshoe's comical castle.
12:46Real castle?
12:47Drawbridge?
12:48Moat?
12:48Yes, but comical.
12:50We'll go there.
12:51Ma'am, my platoon can deal with one cyberman.
12:54Oh, there are protocols if we cannot immediately find and destroy it.
12:58Blowing up the planet protocols.
12:59Respectfully, ma'am.
13:00Some where defensible.
13:01No blowing up the planet.
13:03She's your commanding officer now, isn't she, Captain?
13:10Yes.
13:13Sir.
13:17You really saw a cyberman?
13:19We really did.
13:20Have you reported it to the Imperium?
13:22No communicators.
13:23So you're going to do what she says?
13:25Right.
13:26This will spend the night at Natty Longshoe's comical castle.
13:28Come on.
13:30Cutty!
13:40Firstly, if anybody's watching this, those children are under my protection.
13:45I'm coming to get them.
13:47Secondly, little metal machine.
13:51You are beautiful.
14:02Not even a cybermat anymore, eh?
14:07Cybermites.
14:15Now, there's a local transmat link open to your home.
14:19If I can just find the frequency.
14:24Hey, that really shouldn't have worked.
14:26Doctor, help us.
14:27Angie, party!
14:34Wapley?
14:35We needed children, but the children had stopped coming.
14:39You brought us children.
14:41Hail to you, the Doctor.
14:43Saviour of the cybernet.
14:47What would the Empire do if they were alerted?
14:49I told you.
14:50Tell me to blow up the planet.
14:51After they got us off.
14:53Captain, you want to take that one?
14:55No, ma'am.
14:55Just blow the sucker up.
14:57Drawbridge, moat, brilliant.
14:59With respect, ma'am.
15:01We ought to be hunting the creature.
15:02The only reason I'm still alive is because I do what the Doctor says.
15:05Can you guarantee me you'd bring me back my children alive and unharmed?
15:10I trust the Doctor.
15:11You think he knows what he's doing?
15:12I'm not sure I'd go that far.
15:16As the battle raged between humanity and the Cybelead,
15:20the cyberplanets built a Valkyrie
15:22to save critically damaged units and bring them here
15:25and, one by one, repair them.
15:28The people who vanished from the amusement park,
15:30they were spare parts for repairs.
15:34We've upgraded ourselves.
15:36The next model will be undefeatable.
15:38Nothing's undefeatable.
15:40We needed children to build a new cyberplanet.
15:43A child's brain with its infinite potential
15:47is perfect for our needs.
15:49But we no longer need the children.
15:51The Cybermites have been scanning your brain, Doctor.
15:54It's quite remarkable.
15:56Also completely useless to you.
15:58Cybermen use human parts.
16:00I'm not human.
16:03You can't convert non-humans.
16:05Well, that was true a long time ago,
16:08but we've upgraded ourselves.
16:09Current cyberunits use almost any living components.
16:28Incorporated, yes.
16:30Oh, unfamiliar pulmonary setup.
16:34Nervous system, hyperconductive,
16:36remarkable brain processing speed.
16:43Amazing.
16:45Get out of my head!
16:47Stop ravaging in my mind!
16:50Just you try and stop me.
16:52Ooh.
16:54Who's Clara?
16:55Why are you thinking about her so much?
16:56Enough!
16:58Fascinating.
16:59A complete mental block.
17:00Highly effective.
17:02Relax.
17:03Relax.
17:04If you just relax,
17:05you will find this a perfectly pleasant experience.
17:08You are being upgraded and incorporated
17:10into the Siberian as a cyberplanet.
17:13Get out of my head!
17:15What is this place?
17:17A network?
17:17A hive.
17:18You're getting signals from every Cyberman everywhere.
17:21How many of you are there?
17:24Oh.
17:26This is brilliant.
17:29I'm so clever already,
17:31and now I'm a million times more clever.
17:34And what a brain.
17:35Not a human brain.
17:36Not even slightly human.
17:39I mean, I'm going to have to completely rework the neural interface,
17:42but this is going to be
17:44the most efficient
17:48cyberplanet!
17:49Not a great name, that, is it?
17:51I could call myself
17:52Mr. Clever.
17:55So much raw data.
17:57Time Lords.
17:59There's information
18:00on the Time Lords in here.
18:03Oh, this is just dreamy.
18:07Right.
18:09I'm allowing you access to memories on Time Lord Regeneration.
18:17Fantastic!
18:19I could regenerate now.
18:21Big blast of regeneration energy,
18:22burn out any little cyber widgets in my brain.
18:25Wrong with everything you're connected to.
18:27Don't want to.
18:27Use this me up.
18:28Well, who knows what we'll get next.
18:30But I can.
18:34Stalemate, then.
18:36One of us needs to control this head.
18:39We're too well balanced.
18:41What did you say?
18:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:44I heard you.
18:45Rhetorical device to keep me thinking about it a bit more.
18:48Stalemate.
18:49We need to control 49.881% of this brain.
18:530.238 of the brain is still in the balance.
18:56Whoever gets this gets the whole thing.
18:57Do you play chess?
18:59The rules of chess are in my memory banks.
19:01You're proposing we play chess to end the stalemate?
19:03Winner takes all.
19:04Nobody can access that portion of the brain without winning the game.
19:11You can't win.
19:14Try me.
19:15You understand?
19:16When I do win,
19:18the Siberia gets your brains and memories.
19:23All of it.
19:25When I win,
19:26you get out of my head.
19:28You let the children go.
19:30And nobody dies.
19:33You got that?
19:35Nobody dies.
19:43Castle clear.
19:44Missy, confirm status.
19:45All clear in the power station.
19:53It's Missy.
19:55Something's out there.
19:57What do you mean?
19:58Is it the Cyberman?
19:59I don't know.
20:00I couldn't see it.
20:00It was only for a moment.
20:02Can I hide?
20:04Is it okay if I hide?
20:07Dambo!
20:08I'm in the army!
20:12Oh, God.
20:15Oh, God.
20:35Mum, Missy said she saw something and then she went quiet.
20:38It's on its way, then.
20:40Weapons!
20:41Show me.
20:42Only one gun.
20:44Cybermen have been extinct for a thousand years.
20:46Even one anti-cyber gun is a miracle.
20:49These things are hand pulsers.
20:51Touch the back of the Cyberman's head,
20:52the electromagnetic pulse deactivates it.
20:56What's this for?
20:57Just a mad guess here.
20:59It blows up the planet.
21:00Implodes it.
21:01There's also a trigger unit.
21:02I'll have that, then.
21:04Is there any other way to activate the bomb?
21:05It's set to respond to my voice.
21:07I have the verbal code.
21:08You will not activate it without a direct order from me.
21:15I will follow my orders.
21:18Your orders come from me.
21:20Don't they?
21:24You'll need to sign for that trigger unit, Mum.
21:27Thanks.
21:28Mind if I take one of these?
21:29Might be handy.
21:32Help yourself.
21:33I'll teach you how to use it.
21:34Upstairs.
21:35Now.
21:40There.
21:41That was easy.
21:42The game has just started.
21:47Doctor!
21:48Why is there no record of you anywhere
21:50in the databanks of the Siberian?
21:53Ah.
21:55You're good.
21:57Oh, you've been eliminating yourself from history.
22:02You know you could be reconstructed by the hole you've left.
22:08Good point.
22:10I'll do something about that.
22:12The rules of chess allow only a finite number of moves,
22:14and I can use other cyber units as remote protesters.
22:16You cannot possibly win.
22:19I can.
22:19I know things you don't.
22:21For example, did you know
22:22very early versions of the cyber operating system
22:25could be seriously scrambled by exposure to things like gold
22:28or cleaning fluid?
22:30And what's interesting is
22:32you're still running some of that code.
22:35Really?
22:37That's your secret weapon.
22:41Cleaning fluid.
22:44Nope.
22:45Gold.
22:46Oh!
22:48Like a charm.
22:50Right.
22:50You, Cyber, Webley.
22:52And you, Kid, Things.
22:54I'll bring the chessboard.
22:55Let's get out of it.
23:00You knew it was me.
23:03I was in the Imperial Guard on Casperty.
23:05Mostly just parades,
23:07but I had the honor to guard the old Emperor
23:09during the ice picnic.
23:10When the snow bears came and danced for us.
23:12That was a day.
23:14We're a punishment platoon.
23:15We can't beat a Cyberman.
23:17The Imperium has to know what's happening.
23:19Like you said, the communicators are out.
23:21The only way you can report this now
23:22is to activate the bomb.
23:24Yes!
23:24And I forbid you to do that.
23:26I don't get it.
23:27Why would you blow up a whole planet
23:29and everybody on it
23:29just to get rid of one Cyberman?
23:32We tried other ways,
23:33but they only work sometimes.
23:35So now we take drastic action.
23:36And it works.
23:37If you find a Cyberman
23:39and you can't destroy it immediately,
23:41you implode the planet.
23:43I was sent here because I didn't follow orders.
23:47I can make up for that.
23:51Get down.
23:52I forbid you.
23:53Yeah.
23:54What she said.
23:55You run away.
23:55I will do what I was brought up to do.
23:57Live for the Empire.
23:58Fight for the Empire.
23:59Die for the Empire.
24:00This is Captain Alice Berin.
24:03Imperial ID,
24:041-9.
24:04Delta 1-3-B.
24:06Out of bed.
24:07Cyberman!
24:07Get down!
24:20The doctor said to get somewhere easily defensible.
24:22But if we just stay in the catalogue,
24:23it'll pick us off one by one.
24:24We have to take it out.
24:25Is that an order, ma'am?
24:32Yes.
24:33Good.
24:34You know what to do.
24:35Pulse to the back of the head.
24:37Fright the brain circuit interface.
24:39It's going to be hard to get in close enough.
25:18I've heard about the Cybermen since I was in my cradle.
25:21I'm not afraid of you.
25:24Now!
25:32Hold it right there.
25:33What's happening to them?
25:39One more step and I fire!
25:41Don't fire that.
25:43Her pulse will deactivate them.
25:45And anyway,
25:46it's a waste of charge.
25:48We may need it again.
25:49You don't think that was the only one then?
25:59Don't shoot!
25:59Don't shoot!
26:00I'm nice.
26:01Please, don't shoot.
26:02Hey, Clory,
26:03you haven't let them blow up the planet.
26:04Good job.
26:04Did you get the kids?
26:05Are they all right?
26:06What's going on?
26:07Um, a bit of a good news, bad news,
26:09good news again thing going on.
26:10So,
26:11good news,
26:12I kidnapped the Cyberplan
26:13and right now I'm sort of in control of this Cyberman.
26:15Bad news?
26:16Bad news,
26:16the Cyberplan's in my head
26:17and
26:19different bad news,
26:21the kids are,
26:22well,
26:23it's complicated.
26:25Complicated how?
26:27Complicated as in
26:28walking coma.
26:32Wow.
26:35Please tell me you can wake them up.
26:36Hope so.
26:38Other good news.
26:39Well,
26:40in other good news,
26:40there are a few more repaired
26:41and reactivated Cybermen on the way
26:43and the Cyberplan is installing a patch for the gold thing.
26:45No,
26:46wait,
26:46that isn't good news,
26:47is it?
26:48Um,
26:49so,
26:49good news,
26:50I have a very good chance
26:51of winning my chess match.
26:53What?
26:54I'll explain later,
26:54in a bit of a hurry.
26:55get me to a table
26:57and somebody tie me up.
26:59Need hands free for chess.
27:02And immobilize me.
27:04Quickly.
27:06Right,
27:07that's good.
27:08I won't be able to move,
27:08but hands free,
27:09good.
27:10You're playing chess with yourself.
27:11I'm winning.
27:14Actually,
27:15he has no better than a 25% chance of winning
27:18at this stage in the game.
27:19Some very dodgy moves at the beginning.
27:21Hello,
27:22flesh girl.
27:23Fantastic.
27:24I'm the Cyberplanner.
27:25Doctor?
27:26Afraid not.
27:27I'm working the mouth now.
27:29Allons-y.
27:29Oh,
27:30you should see the state of these neurons.
27:31He's had some cowboys in here.
27:33Ten complete rejigs.
27:34You aren't the doctor.
27:35No,
27:36but I know who you are.
27:38You're the impossible girl.
27:41He's very interested in you.
27:44Why am I impossible?
27:45Hasn't he told you,
27:46the sly devil?
27:47Dear me,
27:48listen,
27:48soon we wake,
27:49we'll strip you down for spare parts,
27:50then build a spaceship and move on.
27:52What's Hypermen?
27:53They're waking from their tomb right now.
27:55You can either die
27:56or live on as one of us.
27:58The doctor will stop you.
27:59He can't even access the lips.
28:02Ow!
28:04Ow!
28:05Ow,
28:06that hurt.
28:07No,
28:07stop.
28:07Enough.
28:08Bit of pain.
28:08Nor a surge.
28:09Just what I needed.
28:10Why am I the impossible girl?
28:12It's just a thing in my head.
28:13I'll explain later.
28:14Chess game.
28:14States.
28:15If he wins,
28:16I give up my mind
28:16and he gets access to all my memories
28:18along with knowledge of time travel.
28:19But,
28:19if I win,
28:20he'll break his promises
28:21to get out of my head
28:22and then kill us all anyway.
28:24That's not reassuring.
28:24No.
28:25Please tell me you can fix
28:26whatever happened to the children.
28:27Children?
28:28Yeah,
28:28they're fine.
28:29I mean,
28:29right now their brains
28:30are just in standby mode.
28:31That is not fine.
28:32Listen,
28:32right now
28:33they have a much better chance
28:35of getting out of this situation
28:37alive than you do.
28:38Which one of you said that?
28:41Me.
28:43Cyberplanner.
28:44Mr. Clever.
28:45Now,
28:45if you don't mind,
28:47I have a chess game to finish
28:49and you
28:50have to die
28:51pointlessly
28:52and very far from home.
28:58Toodaloo.
29:04Apparently there are more
29:04Cybermen on the way.
29:05There's at least
29:06a dozen more shots
29:07left in the gun
29:08before it needs to recharge.
29:09We might have more than
29:10a dozen Cybermen
29:11to worry about.
29:11What's that cable?
29:13Our line for the path.
29:14What would happen
29:14if we unhooked the end,
29:15dropped it into the moat
29:16and turned it on?
29:16Fry anything alive
29:17that entered the water.
29:19Can Cybermen fly?
29:20No, Mum.
29:21First good news of the day.
29:22Do it!
29:39Stop that.
29:41I felt that.
29:42Of course you did.
29:44It's time to get up.
29:47Wakey, wakey,
29:48boys and girls.
29:49Wakey, wakey.
30:21There.
30:22Get that in you.
30:23Warm me up.
30:23Oh, thank you, porridge.
30:26Hey, Clara!
30:28I'll see what he wants.
30:29Call me if there's any change.
30:31Right.
30:39Hey!
30:40Clara!
30:41There you are.
30:41Now, quick rundown.
30:43What's our weapon strength?
30:44One big gun,
30:45five of those hand-pulsar units
30:46and a shiny black bomb
30:47that implodes the planet.
30:48Yeah, yeah, that one.
30:49Now, tell me.
30:50Does it happen, possibly,
30:51to have a sort of
30:51remote, triggery thing?
30:53Brilliant.
30:53Pass it here.
30:54No.
30:54Why not?
30:55In case you're not you right now.
30:56Or even if you are.
30:56Just in case.
30:57Oh, don't worry.
30:59The cyber planner's
31:01hibernating between moves
31:02right now.
31:03Shh.
31:05Prove you're you.
31:06Tell me something
31:07only the doctor knows.
31:11Clara.
31:11Clara.
31:14I suppose
31:16I'm the only one
31:17who knows
31:18how I
31:19feel about you
31:20right now.
31:21How funny you are.
31:23So funny.
31:25How pretty.
31:28And the truth is
31:30I'm starting to like you
31:31in a way
31:32that is more than just...
31:33Oh!
31:35Ow!
31:36Ow!
31:37Yes!
31:38Ah, it's me!
31:38That really hurt.
31:39How did you know
31:40that was him?
31:41Because even if that was true
31:42which it is obviously not
31:43I know you well enough
31:44to know that you would
31:45rather die than say
31:46it finishes stupid game.
31:49Doctor, let go.
31:50I can't.
31:50He's got control
31:51of the left arm.
31:54No!
31:55No!
31:56Ah!
32:02Doctor.
32:03He got what he wanted.
32:04He destroyed the trigger.
32:06My move.
32:07What do you mean
32:08he got what he wanted?
32:08He means
32:10good news
32:12boys and girls.
32:15There!
32:17He-ya!
32:37One gun.
32:38Five hand pulses
32:39and a planet smashing bomb
32:40that doesn't work anymore.
32:41Why not?
32:42Broken trigger unit.
32:43But you signed for that.
32:45I've learned so much
32:47from you, Doctor.
32:49It's been an education.
32:52Now
32:52it's time
32:54for the end game.
33:13Upgrade in progress.
33:19Who's our best shot?
33:20Probably it's me.
33:23Shoot any of them
33:23who make it across.
33:24The rest of you
33:24take defensive positions.
33:26Porridge?
33:27Yes.
33:27Keep yourself safe.
33:44Alas Farron, you should have destroyed this planet when you had the chance.
33:48You're nearly here.
33:50You're nearly here.
33:50Now, you can take my bishop
33:53and keep limping on
33:55for a little longer
33:56or
33:57you can sacrifice your queen
34:00and get the children back.
34:03But it's mate in five moves
34:05and I get your mind.
34:16They, my queen,
34:19may give me back
34:19the children.
34:23Emotions.
34:25Can't you see what a foolish move that was?
34:27You've lost the game!
34:29Kids.
34:30Back.
34:31Now!
34:42Emotions, Doctor.
34:45All for two human children
34:48you barely know.
34:50And it was a pointless sacrifice anyway.
34:56So, Doctor,
34:58do you think the children's death
35:00will affect your relationship
35:02with Miss Clara?
35:08Welcome to Webley's World of Wonders, children.
35:12Now presenting delights,
35:14delicacies
35:15and death.
35:17Doctor!
35:23Angie,
35:25are you okay?
35:26Just look after Artie, okay?
35:31Ah!
35:39Upgrade in progress.
35:41Your move.
35:42But before you take it,
35:43just so you know,
35:43sacrificing my queen
35:44was the best possible move
35:46I could have made.
35:46The Time Lords
35:47invented chess.
35:48It's our game.
35:49And if you don't avoid my trap,
35:51it gives me mate
35:52in three moves.
35:54Ow!
35:56I've got no charge, mate!
36:03Ow!
36:06Oh, come on.
36:09Call yourself a chess-playing robot.
36:11Ow!
36:15Ha, ha, ha.
36:17Hey, you figure it out.
36:21Oh, don't you have the processing power?
36:24Hmm?
36:25Please stand by.
36:28You will be upgraded.
36:30Welcome to the Psymeria upgraded.
36:34You will be upgraded.
36:37That is, you will be upgraded.
36:47What are you doing?
36:51Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor.
36:55I'm pulling in extra processing power.
36:57Three million cyber brains working on one tiny chest problem.
37:00How long do you think it's going to take us to solve it?
37:02That's cheating.
37:03No, no, no, no, no.
37:05Just pulling in the local resources.
37:14There's no way you can get to mate in three moves.
37:18Three moves!
37:20You wanna know what they are?
37:21They're lying.
37:23No!
37:24Move one, turn on sonic screwdriver.
37:28Move two, activate pulsar.
37:30Move three, amplify pulsar.
37:36See ya.
37:41Cheating!
37:46Just taking advantage of the local resources.
37:49Ah, hello.
37:49Could somebody untie me, please?
37:51Do you think I'm pretty?
37:52No.
37:52You're too short and bossy and your nose is all funny.
37:55Good enough.
37:56What happened to the cyber planner?
37:57Out of my head and redistributed across three million cyber men right now
38:00and about to wake them all up, kill us and start constructing a spaceship.
38:02We need to destroy this planet before they can get off it.
38:06Okay.
38:07It has a fallback voice activation.
38:09The captain, but she's dead.
38:11I think you should ask Porridge.
38:13Why?
38:13Well, he is the emperor.
38:15I bet he knows the activation codes.
38:17Oh, come on.
38:18It's obvious.
38:19He looks exactly like he does on the coin.
38:21And on the waxwork.
38:22Except they made him a bit taller.
38:24But, look, am I the only one paying attention to anything around her?
38:27You were full of surprises.
38:28Porridge!
38:29She's right.
38:30So you can save us?
38:32We all die in the end.
38:33Doesn't matter how.
38:34What do we do?
38:35I don't want to be emperor.
38:37If I activate that bomb, it's all over.
38:40And if you don't, three million cyber men will spread across the galaxy.
38:44Isn't that worth dying for?
38:45Doctor...
38:46Three million cyber men.
38:51The bomb.
38:52The throne.
38:53It's all connected.
38:54I just have to say, this is Emperor Ludens Nimrod Kendrick called Longstaff the 41st.
38:59Defender of humanity.
39:02Imperator of known space.
39:06Activate the desolator.
39:08And it's done.
39:16It'll blow in about 80 seconds.
39:18Easily long enough for the Imperial flagship to locate me for my identification.
39:22Walk jump into orbit and transmat us to the state room.
39:34Nice ship.
39:35Bit big.
39:36Not blue enough.
39:36Listen.
39:37There is a large blue box.
39:39A coordinate 6.
39:40Ultra.
39:4019p.
39:41I need it transmitted up here right away.
39:44Right.
39:45Did you get that?
39:56And that's that.
39:5776.
39:5877.
39:5978.
40:0179.
40:0179.
40:11Farewell, Sight Viriad.
40:13You know, it was...
40:14It was good to get away.
40:16Good to be a person.
40:17Good not to be lonely or...
40:19Emperor of a thousand galaxies with everyone waiting for me to tell them what to do.
40:23Can't you run away again?
40:25You'll be keeping a close eye on me this time.
40:27That's what happens when you're Emperor.
40:30Loneliest job in the universe.
40:31You don't have to be lonely.
40:34I don't.
40:37Clara.
40:39Will you marry me?
40:41What?
40:41He said?
40:42She heard what he said.
40:44You're smart.
40:45And you're beautiful.
40:46And I've never met anyone like you before.
40:49And being Emperor won't be as hard if you're by my side.
40:52And you'd rule a thousand galaxies.
40:54This sounds like an actual marriage proposal.
40:56Tricky.
40:57Now, if you want my advice...
40:58Not one word.
40:59This is between me and the...
41:01Emperor.
41:04Porridge.
41:06I...
41:06Don't want to rule a thousand galaxies.
41:13Yeah.
41:15You're silly of me.
41:17I'm really sorry.
41:19But that's stupid.
41:21You could be Queen of the Universe.
41:23How can you say no to that?
41:25When someone asks you if you want to be Queen of the Universe,
41:28you say yes.
41:29You watch.
41:30One day, I'll be Queen of the Universe.
41:33Of course.
41:35I could have you all executed.
41:36Which is what a proper Emperor would do.
41:39You're not actually going to do that though, are you?
41:42Oh.
41:43You're... eh?
41:44Me?
41:45Go on.
41:45Get out of here.
41:46All of you.
41:47Before I change my mind.
42:02Thank you for having me.
42:04It was very interesting.
42:05My pleasure.
42:06Thank you for coming.
42:07Now.
42:07I've got something for you.
42:08It's not from me.
42:10It's from the TARDIS.
42:12Ah.
42:14New phone.
42:15Thanks.
42:16You're welcome.
42:16Sorry I said this box was stupid.
42:20Bye.
42:21Bye.
42:21Thanks, Clara.
42:22Thanks, Clara's boyfriend.
42:26Thank you, Doctor.
42:28For what?
42:29Kids stay out.
42:30Getting us off the planet alive.
42:31Whatever you're doing with the Cybermen.
42:35Goodnight.
42:38See you next Wednesday.
42:40Well, a Wednesday.
42:42Definitely.
42:43Next Wednesday.
42:43Last Wednesday.
42:44One of the Wednesdays.
42:49Impossible girl.
42:50A mystery wrapped in an enigma squeezed into a skirt that's just a little bit too tight.
43:03What are you?
43:06Signs of any cybertech remaining?
43:08No, Majesty.
43:11You ever wanted to be Emperor, Gloria?
43:12No, Majesty.
43:14That's the right answer.
43:15Come on.
43:17Let's go home.
43:35There is one place you must never go.
43:39Where?
43:40This is the Doctor's greatest secret.
43:43And it is discovered.
43:44He can't go there. You know he can't.
43:46I have a duty.
43:47You just said it's one place you must never go.
43:48I'm about to cross my own timeline in the biggest airport.
43:51But the harness doesn't like it.
43:55Die, reptile.
43:57Doctor!
43:58Doctor!
43:59What is your name?
44:01Please, stop it.
44:02Doctor?
44:03Who?
44:18Who?
44:36Who has been alive?
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