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00:05There's no loo roll!
00:10There's no loo roll!
00:12Didn't you order any?
00:17Lisa!
00:18There's no bloody loo roll!
00:24Lisa!
00:28I thought we had some in the cupboards!
00:33Jesus Christ!
00:44I've got tea all over me!
00:47Yeah, yeah, I've got brand new hot tea all over my hand!
00:50Come on, Luke!
00:51Get back in your car!
00:52He pulled out!
00:53He's not moving!
00:55Come on!
00:56Let's go!
00:58Get in your car!
01:00Go!
01:02Have a pull!
01:07You should be on the cup to see what's driving!
01:09You pull that!
01:10Oh my God!
01:11Are you actually kidding me?
01:12Wait, guys!
01:13They say it will brighten up, so...
01:16Everything crossed!
01:17Yes!
01:19It's been such a long time since we had some sun!
01:22Yeah, it's been unbearable!
01:24Sorry going on about the weather!
01:27I've been in this country too long!
01:34Yeah!
01:35Where are you?
01:36See if you can work it out!
01:48What are you doing?
01:49I'm flying a kite!
01:53Get out of bed!
01:54Come on!
01:54Your dinner's ready!
01:56I'm alright!
01:58You can't just lie in bed!
02:01Is that what I'm doing?
02:03Sorry!
02:04I'm such a lazy bones!
02:05Fucking come on!
02:06What are you doing?
02:08Just come and have your dinner!
02:09It'll burn my mouth!
02:10What?
02:11Well, you can fucking blow on it then, can't ya?
02:13I spent all that time...
02:14You open a jar!
02:15...cooking and now...
02:16You open a jar!
02:17Don't try and pretend you've been slaving away in the kitchen!
02:19What?
02:19Just come and have your dinner!
02:20What's wrong with you?
02:21Come on, look!
02:26Fucks!
02:31It's really wrong to cover!
02:35You're gonna be guilty of getting mad at the matter!
02:37You're gonna be guilty of getting mad at the matter!
02:37Your dreams are up in arms
02:39Because they say they can't compete
02:42Steven!
02:43You've stopped the day with a little syllable
02:47Steven!
02:49Left unfinished
02:55When you move to kiss me
02:59Ow!
03:03Now each word bursts like a volcano
03:08Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:11I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
03:20Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:28I know
03:30I just can't believe
03:32I found someone to say it was me
03:37Stop for it
03:39I can't believe
03:40I'm not going to stop the wall
03:43Why wouldn't I stop it?
03:48I can't believe
03:56You're gonna stop it
03:56I don't want to stop the wall
03:58What?
04:04I don't want to stop the wall
04:06I'm sorry
04:14this is great
04:19I'll send someone down
04:21fantastic thank you
04:43great setup you got it what a view
04:49wow amazing
04:51no it's great to see you at last
04:55thanks for inviting me
04:57I just I told work I had a family emergency
04:59they were like go go so
05:00yeah they were like go go family over
05:06everything so yeah they'll believe anything
05:16I'm pregnant you're the father and I'm
05:19leaving you
05:24sorry I'm pregnant you're the father and
05:28I'm leaving you I thought I should tell
05:30you to you first
05:34what are you doing
05:35I'm pregnant you're the father
05:37alright don't show it again
05:41I appreciate the time that you've taken to come here this afternoon
05:44can you stop talking like a robot
05:46you're like I appreciate this I appreciate that
05:50it's hilarious
05:54you were on the pill
05:56were you on the pill or weren't you on the pill
05:58you never asked me if I was on the pill
05:59you fucking what you just assumed I was on the fucking pill Dave
06:03oh so you're a liar now as well
06:06okay right
06:06that's interesting
06:09yeah
06:10wow okay no that's very interesting
06:13because I trusted you
06:14but no you have to break my trust
06:16wow okay
06:17probably never trust anyone ever again
06:19I'm actually I'm seeing a whole other side to you
06:22actually so thank god I'm getting out while I still can
06:27just just have a think
06:29for a moment
06:33oh yeah
06:37what kind of person
06:39is told that they're going to be a father
06:41and responds like this
06:50yeah well done
06:51very clever
07:08you'll need me in Singapore
07:10this is weird Dave
07:11I know how hard it can be for a woman
07:13especially a beautiful woman
07:15to have a struggle in that environment
07:16or like any environment
07:17because of the patriarchy
07:19and everyday sexism
07:21and that thing that you said men do
07:22when their eyes keep glancing at your tits
07:23you're not coming to Singapore
07:26okay
07:27um look
07:28pregnancy is actually a really hard time for
07:30we're splitting up
07:31mentally so let's sleep on it
07:32we're splitting up Dave
07:34I've told everyone I'm moving to fucking Singapore
07:39they're really excited for me
07:42but no
07:43you want to let all those people down
07:45wow okay
07:46that's interesting
07:46yeah no that's very interesting
07:48says a lot
07:52you are destroying your son
07:55here we go
07:56you're trivial
07:57you're selfish
07:58and your atheism is cheap
08:00lazy and pretentious
08:01oh go and cry to Jesus
08:03you fucking moron
08:07go to church
08:08with your ugly fucking family
08:10go on
08:10your mum
08:11is a fat bitch
08:14you will never find a man
08:16who loves you like I do
08:17who loves you like I do
08:19who loves you like I do
08:45okay so tell me in your words why you're here what we've had a three
08:54miscarriages all in the past 14 months and with them different variations of
09:03horror and I think we just I don't know why are we here
09:15yeah no I I think it's just the same really
09:24Lisa's been finding it really hard so it's important I think for us to come here and
09:35try and sort some of this out for her yeah move on and what do you hope to get out
09:42of it
09:55for yourself ah I just like her to feel that she's able to move forward from it all
10:10and then we can start trying again
10:15what about for you
10:19I just told you what for me
10:23I told you what I want for me I told you like three times
10:27I can tell you again if you want me to tell you again
10:42should you stay in and watch a film on saturday
10:46under that majors
10:47past it
10:57is this danish film
11:00yeah bear with me
11:02sounds great
11:04it's about this couple whose house runs down
11:08really selling it to me
11:09yeah but i've read it's really good and
11:30danish film
11:30not what a couple whose house burns down
11:58okay so one is danish it gets good reviews
12:02those fuckers will have anything if it's foreign
12:04me wife and my ass get a good review if i did it in danish
12:07and two their house burns down
12:10i think that's like that's real saturday night film isn't it
12:13i just thought it might be interesting
12:15oh did you are
12:16a little film about house burning down might be interesting
12:19okay
12:19that's real saturday night that's some real test daily shit
12:22we don't get test daily sitting there saturday night with
12:25fucking
12:27what's the husband called
12:30what's the husband called
12:32we
12:33what's
12:34like
12:34what's
12:34what's
12:34what's
12:50what's
13:23Hi.
13:23Hi.
13:25Hello.
13:26Oh, you're looking great.
13:27Oh, thank you.
13:28You guys always look amazing.
13:30Oh.
13:31We get younger every year.
13:33Oh, I don't know about that.
13:34I do.
13:35Garage door.
13:36Yes.
13:37No, I was looking at it from the outside.
13:39We've had it repurposed.
13:40Oh, wow.
13:41Have a look, if you like.
13:43We finally got fed up of sharing an office.
13:49It's just been under Harry's bed.
13:51No.
13:52Yeah, it's our...
13:54I remember.
13:55It's our university stuff, isn't it?
13:56Yeah.
13:57There's a few bits of Harry's in there.
13:59Some CDs, a pair of gloves.
14:02We're happy to keep it.
14:03It doesn't take up any room.
14:04Oh.
14:04I think the lamp was your mum's.
14:08Oh.
14:15Oh.
14:24I'll take it.
14:25Yeah.
14:28Thanks.
14:29Mum won't want the lamp.
14:30Oh, no worries.
14:32No, you've got so much more room in here now.
14:35Now I'm rid of him.
14:36It is a much better use of the space.
14:38It's been quite dramatic, actually.
14:41And from the garage I have a lovely view of the garden.
14:43Oh, you love the seasons.
14:44Yes.
14:45The turning of the seasons.
14:46And you keep the car on there?
14:47Just on the driveway, yeah.
14:48It's fine.
14:49Most of the year.
14:50And then in the winter we've got a windscreen cover.
14:52Oh, great.
14:53I've heard good things.
14:54Oh.
14:54Well, we swear by them.
15:03Well, thanks for popping over.
15:05Oh, no.
15:05It's been great to see you.
15:09Lovely to see what you've done at the house.
15:11It's been a game changer.
15:16Electric.
15:18Yes.
15:19Yeah, we're thinking of making the switch.
15:21I think once the infrastructure's in place, a lot more people will.
15:24Yeah.
15:36I'm pregnant.
15:42I didn't want to say it in front of Janice.
15:49Congratulations.
15:50I still love Harry.
15:51I promise you.
15:55It was just a sort of, um, like a drawn-out flame.
16:01I miss Harry, like I...
16:04It's okay.
16:05No, I promise you.
16:05I miss him.
16:06I miss him so much.
16:09I dream about him.
16:14And then I wake up and...
16:18And I'm alone.
16:23I miss him so much.
16:25I promise you.
16:29I miss him so much.
16:32I promise you.
16:36I miss him so much.
16:39I'll miss him.
16:40Yes.
16:52I miss him.
16:52I miss him.
16:52I miss him.
16:53I miss him.
16:53I miss him.
17:06Come on.
17:10I don't know.
17:54Here he is, eh?
17:56Are you alright then?
17:57I'm alright.
17:58Of course I'm alright.
18:01Getting a few beers inside you would be more than alright.
18:04Get out!
18:09I'm going to do a drink after the day I've had.
18:17It's a paddle.
18:18I haven't had a client meeting about a flat roof replacement.
18:22It looked like quite a simple one.
18:24It would have fit in a nice little gap between a couple of much bigger jobs we've got lined
18:27up.
18:32So, he knows he's going to be late.
18:35What do you do?
18:36You call ahead.
18:39This is Babel.
18:42He turns up, 40 minutes late.
18:46The client's furious.
18:47Obviously.
18:52Right.
18:53We'll see you up there.
18:54Yeah.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Yeah.
19:14Here we go.
19:22How's your week been?
19:23Let me sit down first.
19:25What do you let me sit down for?
19:26It's my bones.
19:27I'm getting old.
19:28You alright?
19:29What am I?
19:29Ancient.
19:31Oh, look.
19:32He's thirsty tonight.
19:34Last spin.
19:35Oh, he'll carry you home.
19:37That one's it.
19:38Yeah.
19:38That's enough for you.
19:39It's enough for you more like that.
19:43Oh, darn.
19:44I'm going to have to take this.
19:45I'm going to have to take this.
19:47Hello many.
19:48They're killing me.
20:14They're killing me.
20:27Sorry.
20:28No.
20:33Wrong glass.
20:34Yeah, I noticed that.
20:36I asked for the branded ones, but...
20:37It affects flavour.
20:38Thank you, yes.
20:39It tastes completely different.
20:40Would have made it for a reason, didn't it?
20:44Mmm.
20:46Mmm.
20:48Mmm.
20:51Ah.
20:55Ah.
21:02That's Lisa.
21:05Let me have a drink first.
21:07Good.
21:08It's not to worry about you.
21:09No.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:11No.
21:13Lisa's good, yeah.
21:15Yeah.
21:17Pregnant?
21:20Nope.
21:24It's all good.
21:27Her parents are over.
21:28Mmm.
21:29Great.
21:30Bit of company, eh?
21:31Yeah, they'll have a nice chat.
21:33Slagging you off.
21:34Here's Bernie.
21:38Yeah.
21:39No, they're going for a curry, sir.
21:42Nice, yeah.
21:42Bit of food, bit of company.
21:45Yep.
21:45Time will do the rest, eh?
21:46Oh, totally, yeah.
21:49Yeah.
21:59And how are you?
22:03Great.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Great.
22:06Yeah.
22:07Great.
22:07All good.
22:08Fantastic.
22:09Yeah.
22:09Great.
22:14Yeah, nah.
22:15It's, it's all like...
22:19Yeah.
22:20Yeah.
22:23But...
22:23It's all good.
22:24Eh?
22:25Yeah.
22:32Obviously, some days can be a bit like...
22:34Ah!
22:36Yeah.
22:39Give me air of here, give me air of here.
22:46But, er, chin up, eyes forward, eh?
22:50Yeah.
22:52Keep calm, carry on.
22:55I love those posters.
22:56Ooh.
22:58Yes, yeah.
22:59Keep calm, carry on.
23:01Yeah.
23:02Yeah.
23:03Yeah.
23:05Yeah.
23:06You can get it in, like, a cup.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Cups, t-shirts, posters.
23:11Amazing.
23:17Cheers.
23:18Oh.
23:18Cheers.
23:19Oh.
23:19So we haven't cheersed yet.
23:20Oh, yeah.
23:21Sorry.
23:22No, no.
23:22My bad.
23:23Should have fallen with me four, eh?
23:25Standards are slipping, my son, eh?
23:27Standards are slipping.
23:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
23:29Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
23:31Ooh!
23:31Get a few of these down, us, eh?
23:33Oh, that would be rude not to.
23:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
23:57and they'd sort of like rent pa services from us but i don't worry it's fantastic i've said it
24:03before it's a fantastic idea thanks but i do all your ideas are fantastic no no i sit there all
24:11day
24:12and i think i wonder what my lovely lease is doing now what exciting things are happening
24:17you succeed in everything love we're very proud your work your lovely marriage
24:22everything's going so well for you is everything outside the food it's delicious it's absolutely
24:28perfect no it's incredible no thank you no it really is i've never eaten such a fantastic meal in all
24:34my
24:34life honestly dad i've rinsed her not just for her money either can you meet me
24:51i was just saying i fucking i've got it every day
24:57yeah i can hear yeah can you hear me dad
25:12yeah so uh thanks for meeting up
25:16i uh i just thought it'd be good to to go through this again
25:20um not sure i handled it very well the first time
25:27um i think i'm quite instinctive as a person and oh sorry
25:32carry on
25:35thank you
25:38i think i'm quite instinctive um as a person
25:42i act on my instincts um which is a good thing uh and i was kind of um ambushed with
25:50like three pieces of
25:51bad news so you you can't judge a person for how they respond in in moments of high tension i
25:57mean
25:57you just can't it's like a scientific fact i've done experiments and uh i suppose like to be honest you
26:05have kept this from me not just me being banned from singapore um which i guess you've been plotting
26:13for a while uh but the uh the pregnancy thing you could have told me at any point and you
26:22have kept
26:22that from me too and i mean that's you haven't really covered yourself in in glory to be honest
26:30sorry is this an apology
26:33uh what do you mean
26:35well it's got the shape of an apology and the tone of an apology but the
26:39content of an attack
26:44you're the one who's splitting us up
26:47yeah
26:50you're the one who made me go all the way to your office
26:52which by the way was fucking mental
26:56this isn't a constructive response amanda
27:02well this is interesting
27:11you do know that my mum's dead don't you
27:14wow okay so you're actually doing this to someone whose mum's dead
27:21come on i'm joking i'm joking you take everything so seriously lighten up
27:25i've got something really important i need to tell you
27:55an hour
27:55they were meant to be here literally
27:57one hour five minutes ago
27:59they've stood you up
28:00uh yeah thanks kelly
28:01i mean who does that who leaves their mate waiting for an hour
28:05guess they just know how boring you are
28:09she can you believe this kelly she's calling me boring
28:13and i thought me and you were getting on
28:15so
28:22uh
28:33Oh, my God.
28:53Oh, my God.
29:26Oh, my God.
29:38Oh, my God.
29:51Oh, my God.
30:23Oh, shut the fuck up.
30:25Don't speak to me like that, you prick.
30:27It's Saturday night.
30:28No, I'm not having this conversation.
30:30It's Saturday night.
30:44Seriously?
30:46What, it's Saturday night and you want me to watch a bunch of Danish people crying because
30:49her ass burnt down.
30:59If you want to watch her come now.
31:06You said he was all good.
31:07You said he was all good.
31:09You said he was all good.
31:12What do you want me to do?
31:13Tell him he's not all good?
31:15Oh, yeah, I'll do that, shall I?
31:16Hey, Steven, son.
31:17Your mum wants you to know you're not all good.
31:20You said he was all good.
31:23You said he was all good.
31:48You said he was all good.
31:53You said he was all good.
31:54He was all good.
31:57Are you stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid?
32:02Wow.
32:03That's rude.
32:04Of course he said he was fine.
32:05He just tells you what you want to hear.
32:09Don't shake your head at me.
32:12Can I eat my dinner?
32:14Is that a crime too, that's one of you to eat my dinner?
32:17Here, can I breathe?
32:18Is it okay if I breathe?
32:19Oh, my God, you're such a dick.
32:21You are being very rude.
32:22Sitting there shaking your head at me.
32:24And I'm actually very disappointed that you're choosing a Saturday night to have this conversation.
32:35You having some more?
32:36You both know you're having it for breakfast.
32:38So what's the point every Saturday where you tell me to have some more when we both know you ordered
32:44extra so you could have it for breakfast?
32:46Which actually, by the way, the smell of it in the morning makes me want to puke.
32:51This is what happens when I'm polite.
32:52Sitting there eating Chinese for breakfast.
32:54Great.
32:55Fine.
32:56I won't bother in the future.
33:05I know what you're trying to turn this into.
33:07Am I going there?
33:08Yeah, of course you're not.
33:09Me with us again, there.
33:10Oh, are we not?
33:11No.
33:11Tell me you don't think about her.
33:15We're not doing this.
33:16Oh, you fucking bollocks, Kevin.
33:18Tell me you don't think about her.
33:20You spend your whole life trying not to think about her, which is the same thing as thinking about her.
33:25That's why you can't look Lisa in the eye.
33:28That's why you were weird with her dad at the wedding.
33:30And you were weird at Erin's wedding.
33:31In fact, you're always a fucking dick at weddings.
33:34Because every time you look at the bride, you're thinking the same thing I'm thinking.
33:38You're thinking, that's what our daughter would have looked like on her wedding day.
33:45Just fucking admit it, you prick.
33:52Just fucking say something.
33:55I am not having this conversation.
33:57Great.
33:58Fuck yourself.
34:03Where are you going?
34:05Up your arse.
34:07I'm not letting you leave.
34:08What are you doing?
34:10I am not having Stephen take us back there.
34:13It's not happening.
34:14It's not happening.
34:16So sit down and eat your fucking dinner.
34:18Do you even remember how mad you were?
34:21With your fucking happy pills.
34:23And your parents being fucking idiots.
34:26And your trips to the grave.
34:27And me worried every time you leave the house in case you lose your fucking nut again.
34:36You were bonkers, Fatty.
34:38Fatty, you were a fucking loon.
34:44I'll see you later.
34:45Can't drive.
34:46Hey, you've been drinking.
34:47Fuck yourself.
34:49I'm sorry, Fatty.
34:50You can't drive.
34:51You've been drinking.
34:53You've been through what your son's going through and you can't even talk to him about it.
34:57You can't drive.
34:58What is it you're avoiding?
34:59What is it you're scared you'll see if he looks into your eyes?
35:02You can't drive.
35:03You've been drinking.
35:06You can't drive, Fatty.
35:08You've been drinking.
35:09Fuck yourself.
35:14No.
35:31You alright?
35:36I love one.
35:38Yeah.
36:00You're out of taxi or not?
36:03He's sent a few.
36:10I'll see.
36:12Don't worry.
36:40Don't worry.
36:55So what do you think of her?
36:59What do you mean?
37:02What do you think I mean?
37:08Yeah?
37:13I thought it was right up and down earth.
37:15You're so slow.
37:19They're full of it on here.
37:22No.
37:23They reckon it's lyrical.
37:25Of course they do.
37:27They're lyrical.
37:29They're lyrical.
37:31They're scared to admit they're bald.
37:37They don't love anything with subtitles.
37:38They're close.
37:45You died again.
37:46You died again.
37:48You died again.
37:54You died again.
38:20You died again.
38:20So what else did you think about the film?
38:27What did you think about
38:29what it showed about
38:30like a couple going through
38:32like
38:34change or loss or
38:41You didn't like how it showed it
38:42or
38:45It was all
38:47so happy itself
38:48Yeah it was
38:51Yeah so slow
38:53Yeah
38:53Right up it's on earth
38:56And the bloke was annoying
39:11Shhh
39:30You found the bloke annoying?
39:37Yeah. It's so annoying.
39:42In what way?
39:46You found him annoying, didn't you?
39:49Of course he was annoying. The whole film was annoying.
39:56But what did you find annoying about him?
40:02What was it about him specifically you found annoying?
40:13Do you want to start off texting?
40:15Yeah, yeah, let me just...
40:18Just my dad talking.
40:30He keeps asking if I'm all good.
40:49Look, in that situation, the house burnt down.
40:55She's lost, like, all the stupid art stuff.
40:58The husband's job is to be there for her, look after her.
41:02And he said he's going around making it all about him.
41:05He lost a load of stuff too.
41:07No, I've got to compare to, like...
41:22So, he's crying, having a breakdown or whatever, but what does that achieve?
41:31He's allowed to cry.
41:33No, no, he's allowed to cry. Of course he's allowed...
41:36Can you just listen to what I'm saying?
41:37I'm listening.
41:42Okay.
41:45When stuff happens to us, for example, it's not for me to, like, well-o, is it?
41:52It's not me that lost the baby, it's you that happened to you.
41:55It's you that had to have the...
41:58Whatever.
42:00I've got to keep, like, positive.
42:03Head up, eyes open, move forward, keep calm, carry on.
42:06I'm just, like, keeping, keeping on with my life.
42:11It's you that had to actually deal with the, like, the physicality.
42:23What did it happen to you?
42:26That wasn't my buddy, was it?
42:30It wasn't my buddy that had to go through that.
42:32But they were your babies.
42:37Look, listen to what I'm saying.
42:39They were your babies.
42:43You're not listening to me.
42:44They were your babies.
42:45Can you just let me speak?
42:47Is that okay?
42:48Don't get annoyed at me.
42:49I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:51Okay.
42:52I'm not getting annoyed at this.
42:58I only had to deal with, like, the disappointment, if you want to call it that, and, like, the crisis
43:07in the moment, which is fine, I was fine with that.
43:10And there is a level of, like, readjustment, I guess.
43:14They were your babies.
43:20But what I'm trying to say is I didn't have to...
43:22They were your babies.
43:25Can you stop saying that?
43:26They were your babies, though.
43:28Why are you being so annoying?
43:30Jesus.
43:33They were your babies.
43:37We made three babies together.
43:39And they all died.
43:43It's okay to follow.
43:46It's okay if you don't know what to do.
43:49It's okay to be broken.
43:51Your babies died.
44:35I'm good.
44:36I'm sorry.
44:37No, don't be sorry.
44:40fucking hell
44:41it's okay if you need to
44:45I'm good honestly
44:48my point is
44:49okay
44:51can you not interrupt me please
44:53because it's like
44:54really annoying
44:56I'm trying to like say something and you're just like
45:05they have me all like
45:07serious
45:08sad and crying and stuff
45:10here we go see a therapist
45:13spending 100 quid an hour
45:14whatever it is these fucking people pay
45:16but what they're actually missing is he's a mug
45:22mug?
45:23yeah he's a mug
45:24okay
45:26he's all like oh yeah great we're married
45:28it's all going to be fine
45:30let's just cross our fingers and hope for the best
45:32and be like happy and smiley
45:33and we're all going to live happily ever after
45:36but he hasn't got a clue
45:37he hasn't got a fucking clue
45:39that's what they never show
45:41they have to make him all
45:43all serious
45:44and important
45:45but the guy is just a mug
45:46he's a child
45:47he's pathetic
45:50he's embarrassing
46:15you better get used to an early start
46:17when you have the baby
46:22yeah I'm off too early for work
46:24yeah but how early
46:26four or five
46:26yeah but I bet that's on a full night's sleep
46:28is it
46:30no way
46:31okay
46:35a tens machine
46:36yeah
46:37I'm not sure what good a tens machine will be
46:39when you've got a baby clambering out of your vagina
46:41don't worry about the epidural
46:43she's got a tens machine
46:47Amanda's got a tens machine mum
46:48for the birth
46:49tens machine
46:51okay
46:52I'm just imagining this life
46:55don't worry about the epidural
46:57she's got a tens machine
46:58yeah
46:59it might need more than a tens machine
47:01well that's what I've been telling her
47:04I think
47:05it's just
47:07the way you went about it
47:10making me go all the way to your office
47:14and I know
47:15I could have done a lot of things differently
47:16but
47:19do you know when you
47:20cook like a burger from frozen
47:21and the outside's all
47:22all warm and cooked
47:24and the middle bit's still solid ice
47:27that's you
47:38where the hell have you been
47:40did you stop at chicken cottage
47:41did you stop at chicken cottage
47:43no
47:44I've been tracking you
47:46I saw you Gavin
47:47you stopped at chicken cottage
47:50don't lie to me
47:52I saw you accept my journey
47:54and then for 13 minutes
47:56your car paused outside chicken cottage
47:59I can smell the bloody chicken
48:01good
48:25oh I can smell it
48:28I can smell it
48:29I can smell it
48:30how much
48:35The consistency is really good.
48:36That's a really cool thing for you guys.
48:36Well done well, guys.
48:55I don't know what you meant to be like this one, but I don't know.
49:04Found this.
49:11Yeah, there's some real classics in there.
49:16I used to sing them with my nan.
49:21We could sing some if you get a minute.
49:30I'd like to sing it with my nan.
49:37I'm so excited.
49:45I'm so excited.
49:47I'm so excited.
49:49I'm so excited.
49:54I'm so excited.
50:10Hey, how's it work?
50:13It's a long one, isn't it?
50:16Where's your leg?
50:28Hey.
50:30Hey.
50:45Oh, did you just pick a Kedja boy?
50:47Yeah, sorry.
50:49No, sorry.
50:51Oh, I thought you'd finish it.
50:53No, I haven't used it yet.
50:55Oh, sorry.
50:56No, sorry, it's me.
50:57I'm all over the place.
51:10Stay here.
51:12Oh, my God.
51:14What?
51:15What?
51:16You said you're hungry.
51:17We're hungry not only 25 seconds left, you're hungry!
51:17Shhh.
51:25You just say things, so I'll stop talking.
51:29How much you say!
51:33Okay.
51:35Oh, man.
51:44What happened last night when I was leaving now?
51:53talking to me
51:55sounds like
51:56quarter to five
51:57she calls me in
52:00yeah
52:01I'm basically packing up my bag
52:03at quarter to five
52:06mentally I'm already in the car
52:09she calls me in
52:10says we need to have another chat about putting together
52:12a new HR policy
52:16that is so boring
52:20but that literally couldn't be any more boring
52:23there's only six of us in the office
52:25you did like some pussy I'll say that
52:29there's only six of us work there
52:31why do we need a HR policy
52:3311 months ago
52:37shout out my emails
52:40there's only six of us work there
52:43you didn't know HR policy last year
52:45then yeah
52:46you didn't know HR policy last year
52:55your dreams are up in arms
52:58because they say they can't compete with you
53:02when you start the day
53:03with a little syllable
53:08left unfinished
53:13when you move
53:16to kiss me
53:17you
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