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Late Bloomer S03E03-4 (2026) #S
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00:01You are listening to Red FM.
00:03I noticed that in Brempton,
00:04a kind of Punjabi romantic comedy,
00:06is going on a shooting film.
00:08In this case, a Canadian jumper
00:09from Punjab came to Punjab.
00:11He was going to get a girl
00:12Oh yes!
00:13A Canadian born internet boy is starring in it.
00:16He didn't call it Jasmid?
00:17Yes!
00:17Lucky Gil, the film director
00:19just came off three successful projects.
00:22Can you keep it here?
00:23There are a lot of fun films.
00:25Take care of yourself.
00:27No tension!
00:32You have to take care of yourself.
00:37I'm not seeing you.
00:38You don't have to leave.
00:41I'm just kidding
00:41It's not about the money for me.
00:43It's about my love.
00:46I'm not...
00:50I'm hungry.
00:53It's not about the money for me.
00:57It's about my love.
00:58It's about my love.
00:59And, I...
01:03Uh, hey, do you know what time we're starting?
01:07Call time was like three hours ago.
01:08Should be starting shortly.
01:10Um, okay, do you know what time that is exactly?
01:15Yeah, I can ask them.
01:17Great.
01:21Like, now, or?
01:24Yeah, one second.
01:25I'm just finishing my tea.
01:27Okay.
01:33Sir?
01:34Destineter is asking about time.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Okay.
01:39Yeah.
01:40Okay.
01:41Okay.
01:46So, what'd they say?
01:48Should be starting shortly.
01:52Okay.
01:55Big fan, by the way.
01:58Nice.
02:16What's up, guys?
02:17Frame here.
02:18Check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in for this top-secret movie I'm shooting with Chris
02:23Rock.
02:24We got a whole bathroom with a shower, a mini hot tub, a PS5, ice cream machine, ping pong table,
02:32a mini trampoline, my own bed in case I get tired.
02:36Oh, you're ready for me?
02:37Damn right on time, too.
02:38Let's go.
02:52Let's go.
03:05Let's go.
03:07Hey, buddy.
03:08Hey, buddy.
03:09Anyways, we have some scotch if you want.
03:11Let's go.
03:13Uh, nah, I'm good, man.
03:16Uh, look.
03:16Uh, about the script.
03:18I was thinking about just different ideas that would really like elevate it and take it to another level.
03:23Buddy, I'm also thinking the same way.
03:26Actually, I've seen the same way.
03:27I've seen the same way.
03:28I've seen the same way.
03:28I've seen the same way.
03:29Uh, yeah.
03:31Okay.
03:31Here's an idea.
03:32What if the guy at the end doesn't end up getting the girl, right?
03:36So that like reawakens his like warped understanding of what love really is.
03:41It'll make it so much more progressive and modern for us, you know?
03:45Oh, progressive.
03:46Yes, progressive.
03:48Oh, yeah.
03:49I'm coming.
03:49I'm coming.
03:49I'm coming.
03:50Oh, no.
03:50Oh, no.
03:52Oh, no.
03:53Oh, no.
03:54Oh, no.
03:55Oh, no.
03:56Oh, no.
04:00Oh, no.
04:00Oh, no.
04:00Oh, no.
04:00Oh, no.
04:01Oh, no.
04:02Oh, no.
04:03Oh, no.
04:06Oh, no.
04:06Oh, no.
04:08You understand?
04:09You both pretend to be gay so that he can move to Canada and get PR.
04:13Please, right?
04:15Ah.
04:15Oh, no.
04:17Rainbow card.
04:18Do I have PR cards?
04:19I don't know, man.
04:21It just feels kind of weird.
04:23Weird?
04:23Why weird?
04:24You're not going to be a gay.
04:25You're just pretending to be gay.
04:27No, that's not the weird part.
04:29It just feels like a hacky 2000s Hollywood movie.
04:32Like what?
04:33But then there's going to be a marriage auditor and he's going to have to test our marriage
04:36and we're forced to kiss each other to prove it.
04:40Brilliant idea, Paji.
04:41Brilliant idea.
04:42Paji, write.
04:43No, no.
04:43That's not what I meant.
04:44Oh, Paji, this is going to be our breakback mountain.
04:47You know how many Oscar awards that won?
04:48That was an authentic story about two guys trying to figure out their sexuality.
04:52This just feels backwards, man.
04:54Backwards?
04:55No, no.
04:56This is going to be the most progressive thing ever happened in the Punjabi community.
04:59Oh, Punjabi people, gay people, they didn't know the rights.
05:02They didn't know the rights.
05:04We're going to hit the very right audience.
05:06Indians.
05:07Indians.
05:08Canadians.
05:09Latinis.
05:10Gowre.
05:10Kaare.
05:11Afrika.
05:12Paji, gay Indian.
05:13Gay Gowre.
05:13Gay Kaare.
05:14Gay Afrika.
05:15Paji, the birthday star.
05:17Paji, millions.
05:18Billions.
05:19Paji, Avatar.
05:21And Titanic.
05:22Oh, it's behind.
05:23It's behind.
05:23It's behind.
05:23It's behind.
05:25It's behind.
05:25It's behind.
05:25It's behind.
05:26It's behind the scenes.
05:27Who's in the woods?
05:28It's behind.
05:30Why are you not here?
05:31Did you?
05:32No.
05:35No.
05:46It's behind.
05:48This guy is the most dangerous thing.
05:51What about me?
05:53It's behind.
05:54It's going to get out of here.
06:00Why don't you put the sofa on me?
06:02My house has become a bad place.
06:05Maa Ji, don't sleep at all.
06:08The bed is ready.
06:10Don't worry about it.
06:11I don't have to worry about it.
06:13B. Ji, this is fine.
06:15They built a very nice room.
06:17It's open.
06:19No, I don't want to sleep at the TV.
06:20I don't want to sleep at the TV.
06:22At night, no one wants to watch TV.
06:24My house will be great.
06:28I'll decide on you.
06:29I'm going to go to work.
06:31I'll call you on the phone.
06:32Okay, Changa.
06:34You're thinking, Karin,
06:35I didn't feel like I was on your way.
06:43I don't feel bad.
06:52Oh, yo.
06:54You look so fucking jokes, bro.
06:56Bro, I look like Adam Levine in 2010.
06:59You signed up for a Punjabi movie, man.
07:01Like, last minute changes are the norm.
07:02Yeah, but this much, though?
07:03The whole concept completely changed.
07:05Why are you so nervous?
07:06You're only pretending to be gay.
07:08Okay, that's not why I'm nervous.
07:09Alright?
07:11Well, yo man, this will be great for your career.
07:13This will be like a back break mountain.
07:15Bro, that's not the name.
07:17You know what?
07:17I'm just going to ask the wardrobe guy for something else.
07:20Bhaji, don't you have any other options?
07:21Yo, that's what the director wants.
07:23I don't want to go anywhere.
07:25I don't want to go anywhere.
07:25I don't want to go anywhere.
07:26Different option.
07:29You know what, man?
07:30I'm going to find Lucky
07:31and set this whole thing straight.
07:33I mean, like,
07:34I'm going to clarify shit.
07:36Yo, don't fuck around with it, bro.
07:38Like, he knows what he's doing.
07:40He knows how to make him smash it.
07:42Yeah, but like, shh, shh, shh.
07:44Hold on, hold on.
07:47Yeah, bro.
07:49Yo, what's up, man?
07:50Yeah, I'm down for whacking some balls this weekend.
07:53Pause.
07:55Yo, yo, let's hook up with that, like,
07:57fine-ass goldie card check, bro.
08:00Yeah, yeah, man.
08:01The one with the big-ass mummy.
08:02You know what?
08:03I like my fucking milk with my cookies, bro.
08:06What are you talking about?
08:06I'll put a smart ticket down here.
08:14Hi.
08:16Uh, I didn't order anything.
08:18Uh, is this Justmeet's apartment?
08:23Yes, it is.
08:25But he's not here.
08:26So, he doesn't know I'm here.
08:28But I come just to hang out.
08:31Mm-hmm.
08:32Oh, did he order me food?
08:34Uh, no.
08:35His mom, actually.
08:37Oh, Pooji.
08:38Yes, she sent food.
08:40Great.
08:41I'll just...
08:41Yeah, actually, Subinder auntie asked me to make sure that Justmeet gets it,
08:45so maybe I could just put it...
08:48Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:48Please.
08:52Um, you work for Pooji.
08:55I do.
08:57Uh, I'm...
08:58I'm helping with the tiffins and the deliveries.
09:00Nice.
09:01Yeah, I used to do that.
09:02Then I got replaced by a robot.
09:04And now you.
09:05So, you're probably a robot.
09:08Zzz.
09:09Peep-poop.
09:10My name is Janat 3000.
09:12I am a robot imported from India.
09:16How may I be of service to you?
09:18Um, I am Neil 2000.
09:22I do not need your service.
09:24I just want the food.
09:26This is Justmeet's food.
09:28Plus, your nails are dirty.
09:30Okay.
09:30It's not dirt.
09:31It's actually nail polish, so...
09:34Oh.
09:35It's very Prince of Darkness.
09:38Like Ozzy Osbourne?
09:39Yeah.
09:40I love Black Sabbath.
09:41Are you kidding?
09:42That's my favorite band.
09:43Heaven and Hell is my ringtone.
09:45No way.
09:46Mine's Warpigs.
09:48Someone told me a while ago that I was the reincarnation of Ronnie James Dio.
09:52But honestly, I prefer Ozzy.
09:54Well, yeah, of course.
09:55Of course.
09:55They're probably walking their dogs in heaven right now.
09:57Probably.
09:58Or Hell.
09:59Yeah.
10:00I think so.
10:03Okay, well, um, I should go.
10:08But, uh, thanks for letting me in.
10:12It's no problem.
10:13Oh, and, um, Mera, Tenwad, Denu, and, uh, bitch.
10:20Egg bitch?
10:21What?
10:22Is that what I said?
10:24Was that Punjabi?
10:25Yeah, yeah.
10:26I'm learning.
10:27Okay, it's really bad.
10:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:32Well, thanks again.
10:34Yeah.
10:35Jenna, 3,000.
10:37Neil, 2,000.
10:43Bye.
10:43Bye.
10:57You know, make it more gay.
10:59Yo, uh, Lucky, I had a quick question about the...
11:02Lucky, I wanted to, uh...
11:04I appreciate it.
11:06Yo, Lucky.
11:08Lucky.
11:09Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
11:10Lucky?
11:11Yo.
11:12Lucky, where are you?
11:14Yo.
11:14Hey.
11:15Hey.
11:15Wow, what are you wearing?
11:17Uh, I know.
11:18It's just...
11:19It's a long story.
11:20I'll explain.
11:21Okay.
11:22You look like Adam Levine in 2010, but...
11:24Yeah.
11:24I trust him.
11:25Sorry, Anya.
11:26Sorry, Anya.
11:28So, thank you for being here.
11:30We are making a history.
11:33This is gonna be a super smash.
11:35Hey!
11:39I'm the director of the film, Lucky Gil.
11:41And, uh, let me introduce you to a very special guest.
11:44He is the superstar, upcoming megastar.
11:47Who, of the Sara Juroori Kam Shadke.
11:49Hey!
11:50Hey!
11:50A little film career.
11:52I am so glad when everybody's happy.
11:54So, please give it up for...
11:57Sarjan!
11:58Oh, yes, yes.
12:00Thank you so much.
12:01Thank you so much.
12:03Thank you so much.
12:03Thank you very much.
12:04You've played a very brilliant script.
12:06I was playing a good script.
12:08After I was studying two lines, I was saying, yes!
12:10I'm going to Dubai.
12:11I'm going to take a walk as a 500 square feet.
12:14I'm going to take a walk and I'm saying, no.
12:16I won't go there.
12:17I'll have to perform in the beginning.
12:18We'll have to make a movie.
12:19Then, the pilot is like, let's move this video.
12:21That's what I'm coming.
12:22I went to Toronto Lando to be part of this amazing culture movie.
12:25I was very proud, I was very emotional when I was listening to this.
12:29And one of them is being a backbone mountain.
12:34Thank you, thank you, thank you.
12:36So yes, also introducing just me, the other.
12:41Thank you, thank you.
12:43So let's do the kick things up.
12:44For Ardhaas, my friend Aftar, please.
12:49Vaheguru, Vaheguru, Vaheguru, please bless this set and all the people on it.
12:56And please forgive us for all the mistakes, the dirty deeds and stuff that I don't agree with.
13:00But the lot that's going to happen on this set, it's like a lot of it.
13:03This director went crazy for like, you got to laugh at something, right?
13:07Things happen, right?
13:08Hey, lucky I haven't got this script.
13:10You have to pay two minutes.
13:11No, but I'm just going to...
13:12Oh, you have to pay two minutes.
13:14That's why Ardhaas has given you.
13:16Okay, continue.
13:17And Vaheguru, thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio.
13:20Oh, oh, thank you, thank you, Aftarwadi.
13:21Come here, come here.
13:22I'm going to block you.
13:22Come here, come here.
13:23Come here, come here.
13:24Yes
13:27come here, come here, 100 pounds.
13:28Come here, guys.
13:29Come here, he'll sacrifice himself.
13:31Shelby got your breakfast.
13:33Reallypas demon Mr.追 valley, no not for bed.
13:36Hmmm
13:40Yes, you're welcome.
13:59Mom, did you watch the Pakistani drama?
14:01Oh, well, I didn't watch the Pakistani drama.
14:04No, you're very nice.
14:04One day, see you.
14:06There are people sitting there who are hurting their mind.
14:09They are still there, and they are still there.
14:12They are still there.
14:15Oh yes, my God, what is the case?
14:19It's okay, it's okay.
14:20It was big and big flight.
14:23I didn't meet my daughters and daughters.
14:26I didn't have to do my life.
14:28I didn't know what God did.
14:30I didn't know what God did.
14:31But the same thing happened in the world.
14:32And the way that the world came to the world.
14:34Where is Asia?
14:35Where is Europe?
14:37No, no, he was away from there.
14:39He had a big hit.
14:41The world asked me, why did he live there?
14:44Where is he going from downtown?
14:47Why did he live there?
14:48Why do we know he's doing it?
14:51Yes, this is all right.
14:54They've kept them the same thing for their work,
14:57so that they can see the people on the drama.
14:58You can see me in the room and see me in the room.
15:01Yes.
15:01I'm going to have a baby.
15:04I'm going to have a baby.
15:06I'm going to have a baby.
15:07Okay, so this very first scene, you guys are going to love it.
15:11It's with the marriage auditor.
15:14He's going to interview a lovely couple.
15:17And you know, they have to prove him that they are in real relationship.
15:22So what's the best way to do that?
15:24Anybody?
15:26By showing marriage certificate?
15:28No, no, no.
15:29Instead, by kissing each other.
15:32Much fun here, isn't it?
15:34It's just like the back mountain.
15:36Really?
15:37Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
15:39And my body is very tight.
15:41Dude, what the fuck?
15:43I don't know, man. I switched it up on me last minute.
15:45Oh, and I really want to thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea.
15:50Oh, how did he write it? How did he do it?
15:54Oh, dude, make up, make up.
15:56I don't know.
15:56I don't know.
15:57I don't know.
15:58I don't know.
15:58I don't know.
16:01I don't know.
16:04Hey, look, man.
16:09Is this weird?
16:09Who would be really laughing at here, you know?
16:11Oh, love is a love, my friend.
16:13I don't know.
16:14I don't know.
16:14I don't know.
16:16I don't know.
16:18Okay, well, can we get an intimacy coordinator at least?
16:22You know?
16:22A what?
16:23You know how on sets they have like a supervisor that makes sure everybody is comfortable and
16:27everything is consensual.
16:28Isn't that a thing?
16:29Dude, what are you doing?
16:31It's just a small kiss.
16:34How to kiss?
16:35Can you bring your lips here?
16:37Can you bring your lips here?
16:39Are you guys comfortable?
16:40Do you want me to hold your hand?
16:44It's not like that, man.
16:45What a shame is that.
16:46Why are you doing this complicated?
16:48I'm not making it complicated, bro.
16:49I'm just saying we should think about what we're doing.
16:51Oh, you are just pretending to pretend to be gay.
16:55Oh, you're gay.
16:55Don't you think that's what I'm nervous about?
16:58Oh, relax, guys.
16:59And we are, bring some water.
17:00I'm going to drink coffee.
17:02Let's go and brush it.
17:03Don't worry about it.
17:05Don't worry about it.
17:06Don't worry about it.
17:06Don't worry about it.
17:07Don't worry about it.
17:07Don't worry about it.
17:09Come on.
17:11I'm trying to get through the direction, man.
17:14I didn't mean for it to be like this.
17:16Yeah, it'd be weird if you did.
17:18Okay, but maybe this is a good thing.
17:21Like, think about it.
17:22It's like pushing a culture forward in its own weird way.
17:25Start a dialogue, make it more palatable.
17:29Maybe it's just because Navi will do anything to get paid.
17:32Seriously, I don't get goodbyes from that guy.
17:34Yeah, but he's getting me paid.
17:38I'll keep working on the fixes, okay?
17:40Okay, man.
17:41Whatever.
17:42I'm going to go hit my feet.
17:45Shethi, come here, man.
17:46Get the light, brother.
17:48Get up.
17:49Get up.
17:50Get up.
17:50Get up.
17:51Get up.
17:51Let's fire.
17:51Get up.
17:51Let's fire.
18:00Supinder.
18:02What are you doing?
18:04What?
18:05What are you doing?
18:05Please, help me.
18:07My mother did all the things that I was wrong.
18:09I didn't like my cooking.
18:11The living room is still in my house.
18:13I can't see my drama.
18:16Okay.
18:17I'll do it tomorrow.
18:19Okay?
18:22Come on, come on.
18:24Okay?
18:36Man, this is crazy.
18:38My mother also came.
18:41Your family came?
18:43I just saw my friends came.
18:45Yeah.
18:46Nice.
18:47But, man,
18:48I didn't love all the culture.
18:50I didn't show you.
18:52Where are you from?
18:53Why is that?
18:55I don't know.
18:56I don't know.
18:56I don't know.
18:57I don't know.
18:57I don't know.
18:58I don't know.
19:02But,
19:02Bro,
19:04some things, sometimes you need to hide things.
19:06You know?
19:07I don't know.
19:10Don't you think, like,
19:11bringing them on set,
19:12exposing them to something like this,
19:14will open up their minds?
19:15Oh, Paji.
19:16Expose.
19:18Or expose.
19:19Don't see.
19:20Don't see.
19:21Don't see.
19:21I didn't know.
19:22I didn't know.
19:22I didn't know.
19:23I didn't know.
19:24I didn't know.
19:26But,
19:28I didn't know.
19:30I didn't know.
19:31I didn't know.
19:32I didn't know.
19:32I didn't know.
19:33I didn't know.
19:36I didn't know.
19:37Hello, Paji.
19:41Well,
19:41having a marriage certificate
19:42and photos from your wedding
19:44is all fine and dandy.
19:45But,
19:46I'm going to need proof
19:48for your PR status
19:50to be revoked.
19:52Oh,
19:53Paji Amati.
19:55What kind of proof do you need?
19:57Huh.
19:58Sample.
20:00Kiss.
20:01Your husband.
20:03Huh?
20:05That's it?
20:06Yup.
20:07Oh, no.
20:12Begin.
20:14Got it now.
20:16Shouldn't be so hard
20:17if you're married
20:18like you said you are.
20:19All right.
20:21All right.
20:22Do it, all right.
20:22Do it.
20:24Do it.
20:27Do it.
20:28Do it.
20:31Do it.
20:32Do it.
20:34Do it.
20:38Do it.
20:40Are they really the people
20:41to tell this story?
20:43He knows what he's doing.
20:44He knows how to make it smash it.
20:48Mmm, delicious.
20:50Oh, man.
20:52What's your best friend, man?
20:54Oh, man.
20:54Oh, man.
20:55Come on, man.
20:56Come on, man.
20:58You asked me this.
21:00Seriously?
21:01Here we go.
21:04Oh, man.
21:07Oh, man.
21:10I'll do this.
21:10Oh, man.
21:11I'll do this.
21:12Oh, man.
21:12What the fuck?
21:12What's going on?
21:13Dude, shh.
21:15Lucky, can I take five? Please, can we just take five?
21:17Okay, take five. Please reset!
21:24Sorry, man. I just tripped out seeing you kiss that dude.
21:27Why? You homophobic?
21:29Aw, man. I just feel weird seeing just me kiss, period. Girl, guy, anyone.
21:34He's like my younger bro. I don't want to see that shit. It's gross.
21:36I thought it was great. I really liked how you played up the nervousness in the scene.
21:40You were like pale and you looked like you were gonna shit or vomit. It was like, it was real.
21:46Yeah, it was a little too real.
21:48Acting.
21:49Sure you weren't actually nervous?
21:50I mean, he is straight.
21:53Sexuality's the spectrum. I think everyone's a little gay.
21:56Yeah, right. Guy's crazy.
21:59Wait, this is a movie about discovering your sexuality? That's really good for the community, right?
22:04Look, if you feel weird about this, then I think you should maybe not do this movie
22:09and just go and work on yourself, you know?
22:11Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
22:13Just me is doing this movie.
22:14If anyone has a problem with this, there's the fucking door.
22:17Anyone as in an actual queer person?
22:19You know I had to bend over backwards like 40 different ways to pull this off?
22:22This shit reeks of a desperate cash grab.
22:25Did these guys even consult an actual queer person? Seriously.
22:36Hey, look, I really think that you should reconsider this, okay?
22:47Oh shit. What the fuck?
22:50Uh, yo, I spilled something about a shirt. I'm gonna have to go to wardrobe.
22:54Bro, are you serious? Are you serious?
22:56Are you serious? Go get out of your shirt!
22:58Oh, chitri, go! Go get out of your shirt!
23:01If you're not a bad place, you're going to get your clothes.
23:05Fine, man, I just... yeah.
23:15I don't know, man. Look, you sound fed up too. Why are you working in this industry? Why don't you
23:20go to Hollywood?
23:26Matra, that's your job, man. I don't even know what you're doing here.
23:40I don't know, man. I'm like... I'm just trying to push the culture forward, man. Isn't that the whole point?
23:48It's...
23:49You've been 30 years old, you've got clothes, you've got clothes, you've got clothes, you've got clothes, you've got clothes,
23:55you've got clothes, you've got clothes.
23:57Mustajji said,
23:58If you're not a good person, you've got clothes, you've got clothes. Make your own path, man.
24:03That people follow you. Don't follow people.
24:06You're born in both worlds, man. You got a chance.
24:09You're born in your morning.
24:11Come on.
24:12Come on.
24:14You're born ready like me.
24:18You're born ready.
24:47Biji, are you going to have a room for me?
24:51We were there.
24:52What's wrong?
24:52We're going to go to the gym.
24:54Oh, no, no, no.
24:55We're going to go to the gym.
24:55You want to go to the gym?
24:56Come on.
24:57Don't kill me.
24:58Oh, no.
25:00Don't be quiet.
25:01Don't be quiet.
25:03Come on.
25:05Come on.
25:06Come on.
25:06The seat is on the seat.
25:08Come on.
25:10Come on.
25:15The seat is on the seat.
25:21Come on.
25:23How'd you go to a seat?
25:25What's that seat is on?
25:28Where are you?
25:30Those seat is on the seat.
25:32What are we talking about?
25:33I'm sure it's home.
25:34I have to stay on the seat.
25:38I have to go to the seat.
25:40I have to center my Diamandering,
25:42center my life.
25:44I have to back up here.
26:05Don't worry, man. I get it done, don't worry.
26:08Yo, let me call you back.
26:10Yo, why didn't you change yet?
26:12Yeah, I did some thinking and I'm not gonna lie, man.
26:15I can't do this with you. I quit.
26:17What? Excuse fucking me?
26:19Bro, this shit changed like 50 times, man.
26:21There's no integrity.
26:22I don't know what the intentions are.
26:23Nobody's giving me any answers, so I can't do this, bro.
26:26I'm done.
26:27Look, man, you've been continuously screwing me over.
26:29Late with the brand videos, giving me attitude, cock-blocking me.
26:33I need you to do this film.
26:35How else am I supposed to feed my family?
26:37Bro, I don't know, man. That's not my issue.
26:40Don't mess with a man and his meal just needs.
26:43I'm warning you.
26:44Don't fuck up a good thing here.
26:46Yo, what I found for you.
26:48You should be with this one in the next scene.
26:51Oh, man, you're the one who's ready.
26:52You're the one who's ready, man.
26:53Bro, I'm gonna find a wardrobe guy.
26:55Where's he?
26:56Where's he?
26:57Don't worry about it, man, because I quit.
27:00Oh, he quit? I don't want to go home.
27:01And you?
27:03You're fired.
27:05You know what?
27:06I don't need you, Dismite.
27:08I'll find a hundred of you in a second, man.
27:10In a second.
27:14Yo, I quit here.
27:19I'm going to Hollywood, baby.
27:21Dismite, let's go.
27:23Let's go, man.
27:24Let's go.
27:25Let's go, man.
27:29I don't know how to do it.
27:31I don't know how to do it.
27:33I don't know how to do it.
27:38Hey, can you acting on the air?
27:40What the fuck?
27:41This is a big film.
27:43What are you doing?
28:07What do you think?
28:09I don't know how to do it.
28:11I'm going to have a new video.
28:17What are you doing?
28:23I'll be doing it.
28:26I'm just going to have to have a bigger video.
28:27I'm just going to have to have to play the video.
28:29I'm just trying to show you how to make the video.
28:52Good breath work.
28:53You're taking a really brave step today, all right?
28:55You've got this.
28:56Thanks, Maya.
28:57How are you feeling?
28:58Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
29:00It just feels so weird coming back to this house.
29:06I know.
29:07I feel like I haven't been here.
29:08What are you doing?
29:11Sorry, can you hold on a second?
29:12Yeah, sure.
29:13Are you on the phone?
29:15Actually, can I call you back?
29:16Sure.
29:17Yeah, good luck.
29:17And remember, you can leave a toxic environment whenever you want.
29:21Sweet.
29:22Thanks, Maya.
29:22I'll talk to you later.
29:23Okay, bye.
29:28What?
29:29Since when do you drive a Benz?
29:31Since I bought one.
29:32Okay.
29:33Why are you lurking?
29:34Why are you on my ass?
29:36And what the hell is this?
29:38Yeah, that.
29:38That.
29:39A phoenix rising.
29:41A what?
29:42A phoenix rising.
29:44What?
29:45See how stupid that sounds?
29:47When it comes out of your mouth?
29:48No, no.
29:48I actually don't.
29:49Say it again.
29:49A phoenix rising.
29:50Yeah, it sounds pretty fucking good.
29:52I don't know.
29:53So cool now, huh?
29:54Are you chopped?
29:56How's mom not skinning you alive yet?
29:57My body, my choice.
29:59Okay.
29:59What are you doing here?
30:01Why are you asking me a million questions?
30:03Huh?
30:04What the hell are you doing here?
30:05Outside, this early.
30:06I'm jogging.
30:08You're jogging?
30:09In the cold?
30:10Yeah.
30:10Really?
30:11Mm-hmm.
30:13In Crocs?
30:14Yes.
30:14Oh, okay.
30:15Aren't you supposed to be on some live, laugh, love trip in Budapest?
30:18Mom keeping you up to date, eh?
30:20You know Dadi's here, right?
30:21Yeah, no shit.
30:22What do you think I'm doing here?
30:23Okay.
30:24Well, it was nice seeing you.
30:27Are you coming in, or?
30:28Yeah, man.
30:28Just chill.
30:29All right, give me a second.
30:30Okay.
30:32See you inside, man.
30:33Yeah.
31:12Goddammit, she's in it.
31:13Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
31:18Yes, yes.
31:18Yes, yes, yes.
31:20Yes, yes, yes, yes.
31:20Dad, you're a little girl.
31:20Listen, listen, listen, I'm not going to get out of the house today.
31:24I'm going to get out of the house.
31:24I'm going to get out of the house today.
31:24Today, I'm going to get out of the house.
31:26But you're not going to get out of the house.
31:32What are you doing now?
31:41Who are you doing now?
31:42Just for me, Dad.
31:43My name is.
31:46Why are you coming here?
31:48I'm going to get you a little bit.
31:50You're going to see your face.
31:53You're going to get your face.
31:54Okay, come on.
31:56How did you get your flight?
31:57I'm going to get you all the time.
32:00I'm going to sit down.
32:02Let's go.
32:05You too.
32:08Dad, I'm going to take you a special thing.
32:12What are you doing?
32:13It's cannoli.
32:14I'm going to get you all the time.
32:17It's fun.
32:20It's too nice.
32:23Don't you know I'm the sugar?
32:25Why are you too good?
32:27Go.
32:28Get out.
32:29Get out.
32:30Get out.
32:31Oh, please.
32:35For a glass of water.
32:36Please.
32:37Come, come.
32:39Come on, come on.
32:48Yeah, that's me. Big family fuck up.
32:52Oh, my God.
32:57Hey, Sustrigal, surprise.
33:00I didn't know you were coming.
33:02I know. I came to see you guys.
33:04How are you?
33:06How's everything going?
33:07It's good. It's good.
33:10Didi, is that just me?
33:12Yeah, the king himself.
33:15My auntie was a big fan.
33:17Did you buy a dollar preview?
33:20Oh, my God.
33:21My auntie, actually, space are not different.
33:24Why don't you go to the living room comfortably?
33:27Don't let me go.
33:30Hi.
33:33Janet, you can go to the shed for me.
33:41I'll go get it for you.
33:48Well, since you won't let me get you a dish package, I got you an IPTV for the basement.
33:54You can't watch your Pakistani dramas. I know how serious this is.
33:57You have to pay for your money.
33:59That's why I'm doing it.
34:01Okay, yeah, but you need to relax too.
34:02So, I'll go and stall it.
34:03Okay, I'll do it.
34:05I'll do it.
34:05First of all, my auntie will get some peace of mind.
34:10Okay, what's going on?
34:11Is she that hard to be around?
34:13The things the boys never have to deal with.
34:17Jasmeet, let me show you something here.
34:36Hello.
34:37Hello.
34:38Hello.
34:38Yes, my auntie.
34:39Yes, my auntie.
34:40Yes, my auntie.
34:42I don't have to worry about it.
34:43I don't have to worry about it.
34:43Yes, my auntie.
34:44It's only two weeks.
34:46Then, I'll go home.
34:47I'll keep practicing my English.
34:49Yeah, I'm looking for a place downtown too.
34:52Very good.
34:52Are you worried about money, maybe?
34:55No, no.
34:56The job hunt is going well.
34:58I'll do it.
35:01But what about paying your dad's medical bills?
35:05No, no, no, no.
35:08No, no, no.
35:09No, no, no, no.
35:11No, no, no, no.
35:12No, no, no, no.
35:12Okay, baby.
35:13Paaji, you should move your truck before.
35:16Shinda, how many times are I going to tell you stop parking in the fucking laneway?
35:19I'm sorry, Miss Chippy.
35:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:21It's easy.
35:22Move the truck or I'll do it for you, okay?
35:24Yeah, yes, ma'en sahab, yes.
35:26And come see me after.
35:27Am I in trouble?
35:35Okay, baby.
35:37I will send you any listings that I like, okay?
35:40Love you.
35:40Okay, I love you.
35:41Bye.
35:58Damn.
36:28Shit.
36:40Can't even fucking breathe in this house.
36:42My god.
36:44Did mom and dad sleep here now?
36:46Yeah.
36:47Tadi took their room.
36:49Yeah, but such a trick.
36:50Yeah.
36:51At least she doesn't snore as loud as dad, though.
36:53She's out by 8pm for like 12 hours.
36:55It's great.
36:55Why?
36:56So you can sneak out?
36:58You don't know what I do.
36:59Okay, just because you got some whack-ass fire flamingo tattoos...
37:02Oh my god.
37:02It's a phoenix rising, dumbass.
37:06Ugh!
37:07This family?
37:08Let's go of nothing.
37:08I swear to god.
37:09Go hang with Tadi.
37:11I will.
37:12I just have to figure out this dongle thing with Neil.
37:14You could help her, you know, or distract her from terrorizing me and mom.
37:18I have other things to do today.
37:19Okay, chill.
37:20She's not even that bad.
37:21Have you seen how hard she is on me and mom?
37:24Even dad's going hard doing double shifts just to avoid her.
37:27God, you guys are so similar.
37:28We are nothing alike.
37:30Just a couple of avoidant kings.
37:33Whatever, man.
37:34I know what she lives in the house.
37:55You have to wear that draught with me.
37:57I have to wear that draught the man and some people.
38:01It's probably not too much.
38:01Oh my god.
38:02And you can't even have to wear that draught.
38:02So that's a good.
38:02But a woman's going to wear that draught.
38:03You could tell me.
38:04Onions counter it.
38:34You're gonna kill me?
38:37You hear me?
38:39I'm sorry.
38:40I'm going to go to the house soon.
38:42I'm not going to eat the rice.
38:44You're gonna kill me too.
38:46You're not going to kill me.
38:47Don't mind, you're not going to start.
38:50Come on.
38:51Listen to me.
38:54You're not going to be a girl.
38:56Wait.
38:58Dad, what's wrong?
39:00I'm not going to die.
39:01Look, it's your fault.
39:03Don't you listen to me?
39:04I'm not a little old.
39:07I didn't even know anything.
39:08When I'm married.
39:09I'm going to be married quickly.
39:12I'm going to learn quickly.
39:15What are you thinking?
39:17Nothing.
39:19Let's go.
39:21Do you like it?
39:31Hey.
39:33Smells so good.
39:34What are you doing here?
39:36I'm the dongle guy.
39:37And I brought some invoices from last year.
39:39That I forgot.
39:42So everything's running smoothly, huh?
39:44Most days.
39:45I'm hoping to renovate the shed into proper cooking space.
39:49I may have to ask for a loan.
39:51Aw, I'm sure you'll get it.
39:53Hello, Janet.
39:55How are you?
39:56Hello.
39:58Workplace.
39:59Professional.
40:00Hey.
40:01Hi.
40:02Don't cry.
40:02I'm here now.
40:04Yeah.
40:05So, how are you?
40:07How was the trip?
40:08Where'd you go?
40:09Um, I went to Indonesia.
40:12Uh-huh.
40:13Thailand.
40:14Vietnam.
40:15Bhutan.
40:16Bhutan.
40:16I've been to Bhutan.
40:17Really?
40:18In a dream.
40:19Oh.
40:19One time.
40:20Yeah, it was beautiful.
40:21It is.
40:22There was this, like, cafe by the railroad.
40:24Oh.
40:24Is it still there?
40:25No.
40:27It's not real.
40:28Yo.
40:29What do you do?
40:30Hey.
40:30A little dongle the cut?
40:31A little dingle in my butt.
40:32Let's go.
40:34There you go.
40:36Hey.
40:36It's the wrong port.
40:38I don't know.
40:38I just got a dongle.
40:39What are you talking?
40:40You what?
40:42Yeah, yeah.
40:43Let me take a look.
40:44This is a dongle.
40:44I don't know what to tell you.
40:47Let's go see.
40:47It's up to me.
40:49Yeah.
40:52Hi, Bibi.
40:58I brought a dongle.
41:00Dongle, huh?
41:01Mm-hmm.
41:02Tusi Agha, Canada.
41:04Lumbi-lumbi, kushi-kushi, jihaj-suffer.
41:07I've been practicing.
41:13Oh, are these our cousins in India?
41:15Yeah.
41:15Wow.
41:16So many young cousins.
41:17Yeah.
41:17No.
41:18They're child brides.
41:19Just trying to get us married.
41:21So.
41:22Oh.
41:23Yeah.
41:23Lumbi-lumbi, kushi-kushi-kushi-kushi.
41:25Jail time.
41:26Jail time.
41:27Yeah.
41:29Yeah.
41:34I know.
41:36Hey, what are you doing?
41:37What are you doing?
41:38I had to file my papers.
41:40What?
41:40Here?
41:41Oh, my God.
41:42This has been such a hassle.
41:44Oh, God.
41:45All my papers were moved.
41:47When daddy took over you.
41:50Oh, God.
41:53Is there a dish guy here?
41:54Why am I doing the IPTV if you had a satellite guy come?
41:57You think your dad will pay for satellite?
42:00Where'd you find it?
42:01Bathroom.
42:02Oh, God.
42:03What?
42:03I'm going to find my social.
42:14Okay.
42:21Hey, Mom, you know, I can pay for a dish, right?
42:23You guys don't have to use this.
42:24You can't eat me.
42:25You can't eat me.
42:28No, no.
42:29You can't eat me.
42:30No, no.
42:30No, no.
42:30You can't eat me.
42:31No.
42:31No, no.
42:32No, no.
42:33No, no.
42:50Thank you, Miss Chippy.
42:53I'm proud of you.
42:55Good luck.
42:58Paji, I quit.
42:59Wait, what?
43:00It's time.
43:05The fuck?
43:07Yeah.
43:14What the shit are you running here?
43:15A psychiatric hospital?
43:16That's the second driver who quit.
43:18What do you say to them?
43:19Shinda has been distracted, okay?
43:21Between this and night school, he's got a lot on his plate.
43:24School for what?
43:25Brush up on his fucking ABCs?
43:26His engineering degree.
43:27He needs to focus on that to finish.
43:29He was one of my go-to guys.
43:31Well, then go to someone else.
43:33Just, you know, stop therapizing my guys.
43:36These are working class Punjabi immigrants.
43:37You can't have them talk about their feelings.
43:39It messes my whole system up.
43:41Yeah, I can.
43:41They need therapy.
43:42You need therapy.
43:43We all need therapy.
43:46Fuck this.
43:47Yes.
43:48You're proving my point.
43:50Not now.
43:52You're proving my point.
43:53Not now.
43:54You're proving my point.
44:15Not now.
44:17You're proving my point.
44:18You're proving my point.
44:19I've got some work.
44:20You're proving my point.
44:21You're proving my point.
44:23You're proving my point.
44:24You're proving my point.
44:26You're proving my point.
44:27Have you seen Leo?
44:28I don't know.
44:30Hi.
44:31Yeah, I can't get away right now.
44:33Can you meet me at the side of the house?
44:35No, just don't go past the front.
44:36Hop the neighbor's fence and then...
44:37What?
44:39No, it's easy.
44:39I do it all the time.
44:40Come here.
44:41It's hard to get anything.
44:43Is this your time to go back?
44:50Yes.
44:50Man.
44:50No.
44:50No.
44:50No.
45:02No.
45:07No.
45:08No, no.
45:10No, no.
45:20Hey, what's up?
45:23Now, let's go.
45:26No, we're not going to go.
45:29I'm going to go out of this.
45:29I'm going to go out of this.
45:30I'm going to go out of this.
45:32You can't go out of this.
45:37I'm going to go out of this.
45:51Okay, I gotta bounce.
45:52What's the rush?
45:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:57Have more, my dear, lovely, beautiful brother.
46:01Have more.
46:02Eat.
46:02Whoa.
46:04Manvi.
46:05Look at this.
46:06A meal for a king.
46:07King.
46:08Two kings, and a queen, and an elder, the village elder.
46:12Bro, where have you been?
46:13Where have you been?
46:14I eat my eating, like everybody else.
46:16Nice.
46:17Me too.
46:17You just disappeared.
46:18I'm eating.
46:19Now you are?
46:20Yes.
46:21Delicious.
46:22Okay, you know what?
46:23I really have to go.
46:24I can't get out of here fast enough, eh?
46:26I wonder why.
46:27You just breeze in, wow mom with your dongle, pick out some wives with daddy.
46:32Always the spoiled golden child.
46:35Yeah, I'm the one that's running around the world,
46:36Breaking Hearts and Getting Tattoos.
46:38Yeah, that's me.
46:39Punjabi, say.
46:40I didn't understand what I was talking about.
46:43See, I actually prefer English, so I can get a sense of the trauma between them.
46:59Who's chuxi?
47:03Why are you such a snake?
47:04Why are you such a shit brother?
47:05You didn't even come to my wedding.
47:07Wedding?
47:07Uh-huh.
47:08You call that a wedding?
47:09You're starting to have paper outside of a courtroom.
47:10I'm going through a divorce.
47:12No, you're going through a breakup.
47:14Everybody's got shit, but your solution is to abandon people.
47:17No, my solution is to get out of toxic environments that don't serve me anymore.
47:21It's called self-love.
47:22You have no idea what it's like.
47:23Well, what's it like?
47:24To be a brown girl in this family.
47:26I don't know how to like to be a brown girl in a brown family.
47:28No, you don't.
47:29A nice house.
47:30I have all the freedoms.
47:31I can get a divorce.
47:32I have a job.
47:33I can go out whenever I want.
47:34I travel the world.
47:35Yeah, after I fought for it.
47:37Fucking 25 years.
47:37You're literally the most free brown girl.
47:39You have no excuse.
47:40You think it just happened?
47:41I'm not like you.
47:42Make videos in my basement.
47:44Really?
47:44You think God gives a shit when you do anything?
47:45Oh, you want to talk about that now?
47:46He always takes his shit out on me.
47:47Oh, he doesn't give a shit when I do anything?
47:48No, of course not.
47:49Are you crazy?
47:50He loves you.
47:50Every time I leave the house, you're on my ass, dude.
47:53Yeah, right.
47:54And you wouldn't get that because you're the fucking boy in the house.
47:55I got kicked out.
47:56I shouldn't even be back in this house.
47:58And you want me to fix everything?
47:59Right, no, because usually I am.
48:01Shut up.
48:02What do you say?
48:03I don't know what you're doing.
48:07I don't know what you're doing.
48:12Okay.
48:13Take a deep breath.
48:15This is the beginning of the healing process.
48:18You just let it out and breathe the positive in for the negative one.
48:22What?
48:22Chor!
48:23What are you doing here?
48:27Chor!
48:28Chor!
48:29Chor!
48:29What are you doing here?
48:29Oh, my God, Daddy, stop!
48:30Daddy, what are you doing here?
48:32Yo, get this lady off of me right now.
48:34What's she trying to do?
48:35No, Daddy, chor!
48:36You're being so racist.
48:39Oh, my God.
48:41Daddy, let go of his ear.
48:43No.
48:44No.
48:44Yo, I expect this from, like, a white neighborhood or some shit,
48:46like, not here.
48:47This is crazy work.
48:48Is that Choksi?
48:49Get off of me!
48:49Fuck out, baby, home!
48:51Go away!
48:51I'm sorry, she's insane, so...
48:54I will get the fuck out of your home.
48:56Look, listen, I just really came for her for my...
48:58What's happening?
49:00Who are you?
49:02Uh, he's my friend, Junior, and, uh, he left his, uh, badge.
49:13Yeah.
49:14He left his badge.
49:15Which you have.
49:16Mm-hmm.
49:16So we'll give it back to him.
49:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:18Yeah, thank you, Anbi, my dear sister.
49:21Junior, do you want something to eat?
49:22Uh, it smells really good, but I'm gonna pass.
49:28Uh...
49:28I'm gonna leave you guys with what the fuck that was.
49:31Get her a black friend, okay?
49:32Maybe take two?
49:33Go!
49:33Get lost, you fuck!
49:34Have I been meeting you?
49:36Uh, yes, sir.
49:38Bye, Junior.
49:40Bye, Junior.
49:47I know.
49:48I know.
49:49Seriously?
49:51Is that the guy you were sneaking out this morning?
49:53Do you want mom and dad to kill you?
49:54What are you doing?
49:55Dude, I know.
49:56What if someone woke up and walked in on you guys?
49:58Are you insane?
49:59Or am I just living my life for myself for once?
50:02Okay, yeah, it's a risk.
50:03Maybe this man he likes risk.
50:05Okay, go to his place.
50:06Go to a hotel.
50:07Get your own place.
50:08There's so many other options.
50:09Every time.
50:10Every time I leave the house, it's an interrogation.
50:13I am sick of being a good girl.
50:16I just wanna live my life.
50:22You should probably go.
50:25Dad's gonna be home soon.
50:31Look, man.
50:33I feel bad I haven't come to your wedding.
50:35I'm really sorry.
50:41Oh, my God.
50:45She's a terrorist.
50:46You're right.
50:47I told you.
50:57Oh, my God.
50:58You're pissing off.
50:59That felt really good.
51:21I don't know.
51:22You have to wait.
51:25I can't wait.
51:26I don't have to wait.
51:28I can't wait until early.
51:28I have to go.
51:28I can't wait.
51:28One, two, one, three, four.
51:33I think it's better.
51:34No, nobody cares.
51:38You can't wait.
52:33Actually, this was a good idea.
52:35Yeah, it was very thoughtful of you.
52:39Hey, did I miss the fight?
52:42No, no, it's coming.
52:45Where's Monty, huh?
52:46I don't know, Australia or something?
52:48You gonna win?
53:02Do you guys fight like that?
53:03No.
53:03Oh, that'll be illegal.
53:08No one can jump that high.
53:10But they can.
53:12Really?
53:12Yeah.
53:12Is it genetics?
53:14No.
53:14No.
53:15It was just, it was just a mean it.
53:16Yeah.
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