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00:03Previously on Love Overboard.
00:06This is gonna be the best summer of our fucking life.
00:09The 16 of you will flirt, fondle, and hopefully fall in love.
00:14But the only way to get to the topside deck is by breaking up another couple.
00:20Downsider James made a move on top sider Lexi.
00:23You want to check?
00:24Sure, which went exceedingly well.
00:27So Lexi chose James to be her new man.
00:30The connection we have, I think that's the reason why I'm here.
00:33And sent Reese overboard off the plank.
00:36See you never.
00:41These are our four couples on the topside.
00:44Anna and Tim, Lowe and David, Keith and Sade.
00:48And introducing Lexi and James.
00:52Love Overboard starts now.
01:02Lexi and James, congratulations.
01:06You are our new topside couple.
01:12We're making the time, boys.
01:15You're welcome.
01:17Go and join the other couples on the topside deck.
01:20I feel like that's just a little bit compared to what I'm willing to do for her.
01:25So I can't wait to see what's in store.
01:27And I'm happy for her.
01:28I'm ready for everything.
01:30Bitch, that was the worst experience ever.
01:31I literally sat there and I was like...
01:33You did so well.
01:33All right, guys.
01:34I think it's time we all do a shot.
01:35Oh, my God.
01:37Yes, man.
01:38Welcome, James, to the topside.
01:40Yes.
01:41Yes.
01:41Oh, wow.
01:41Nice to have you, baby.
01:43I'm thankful and blessed to be next to you, and there's no one else I would want to be.
02:00It should be stressful seeing a friend get dropped into the ocean.
02:05But neither the topside nor the downside seems to care when there's tequila shots around.
02:11How are you feeling?
02:13I'm good.
02:14Yeah.
02:14I've obviously gotten to know you and really like you.
02:17Like, one thing I can honestly tell you is I'm always going to keep it, like, so straight up with
02:20you.
02:21Yeah, I've realized that.
02:22100%.
02:22You keep it real.
02:23Yeah, because I'm not, like, the type of person that has, like, a wandering eye or am all over the
02:27place or anything.
02:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:29You know?
02:29Yeah.
02:30All right, shipmates.
02:31Party's over.
02:33Downsiders, it's time to crawl back into the crevices in which you live.
02:38Oh, I love you.
02:39I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love
02:50you.
02:51She's such a dominant woman, I love her.
02:53I can't wait, my nipples out.
02:55I'm sorry.
02:56Oh, I love you, baby.
02:57I love you.
02:57I love you guys.
02:58I love you, baby.
02:59I can't be scared.
03:00Wait, where am I?
03:00Oh, no, okay.
03:02Let's go see the room.
03:03I'm ready.
03:04Okay.
03:06Lay down, enjoy it.
03:09This is way better than fucking down here.
03:12We can do massages here.
03:14Dude, this is it, honestly.
03:17I'm excited to sleep in bed with James tonight.
03:21I'm glad.
03:21I think we got really close on our date.
03:25Honestly, in a perfect world, I would say it's gonna go down, but I think as far as our connection
03:30and what we have going, I think we're gonna wait because we want it to be a little more special.
03:34I like being woken up with the morning kids, so I just let you know.
03:38What'd you say?
03:39I like being woken up with the morning kids.
03:41I like being woken up with the morning kids.
03:41I like the morning at us.
03:43So I was like, you good?
04:11You know, Mr. Clean, like, we're like a Mr. Clean commercial.
04:17I'm tired after yesterday.
04:20Wait, Lexi, how are you feeling after yesterday?
04:23It was tough, but after the night we had last night, I'm feeling a lot better about it,
04:27and I'm not even really thinking about it anymore at this point.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Damn.
04:31How can Lexi be so heartless?
04:33She knew Reese for, like, two whole days.
04:37R.I.P, Reese.
04:38R.I.P.
04:39It's gonna come down to a point where, you know, everyone feels that pressure,
04:42and it's gonna be really tough.
04:44Yeah.
04:44Because the more you get to know people do, it'll make it a lot harder.
04:48A hundred percent.
04:48Yeah.
04:52Wait, why are those so cute?
04:54They're hot.
04:55I feel like we gravitate towards each other all the time.
04:59From the day I got here, it was kind of like, I just walked right to you,
05:02and I didn't really talk to anybody else.
05:03That was crazy.
05:04Like, the first second we got here, it was just you and I talking.
05:06Yeah, I still haven't really talked to anybody else.
05:08I don't even hope they know my name.
05:10I want to go up there with you.
05:13So I think we both need to go talk to somebody.
05:16Me and Gia were making a plan that she might go talk to some guy to make it seem like
05:22she likes him.
05:23So then he'll bring her up.
05:25And then from there, she can kind of like snake him out and then bring me up.
05:28Or vice versa from where the girls would be.
05:31And what do I say?
05:32Do you want to couple up with me?
05:34I think he's just to be like, talk to you real quick.
05:36This is kind of amazing.
05:39How are you feeling overall?
05:40Yeah, I'm feeling good.
05:42You are surprised.
05:44I know you too.
05:45Like I came into this, I truly was such a, I don't want to say like a man hater,
05:50but like I had a very big wall up.
05:53I was not expecting anything.
05:54I was like, oh no.
05:55Like literally briefly, even when we first like hugged, I felt that energy a little bit too.
06:00You were like, oh fully.
06:02I was in a six year relationship that like rocked my ass.
06:07I really idolized him and then he cheated.
06:09There's a huge barrier up with me and like letting any vulnerability in.
06:14But Tim and I like, we're vibing so much.
06:16Like he's so easy to talk to.
06:18Well, I don't know.
06:19It feels like I've known you like 30 years and I've known you like hours.
06:22I know, I know.
06:23I feel like I've known you too.
06:25Past lives or something.
06:26Yeah.
06:26Maybe it's the Greek and us.
06:27Yeah.
06:32I'll be moving up here soon.
06:34It's just a matter of when.
06:35Just have to figure out how.
06:38Trying to move up with Sophia.
06:40I'm not into any girl in this boat, except for Sophia.
06:44I think she's into me.
06:45She's been flirty or whatever.
06:47If she's not, then I'm fucking crazy.
06:49I thought I was really going to like Andrew.
06:51When I first came into this and I like saw him, I'm like, he's so cute.
06:55And then I started talking to him and I'm like, you are not the one, baby.
06:59What's your number one fear?
07:02Being average, I guess.
07:03You're fucking joking.
07:05You did not say that.
07:06I hate to break it to you, brother.
07:07You don't have like a fear.
07:10Did you just call me a bitch?
07:12No, I was kidding.
07:13I was kidding.
07:13You just called me a bitch.
07:15It was a joke.
07:16There's a lot not connecting.
07:18A lot not connecting.
07:24Downside arenas, there's a challenge on the horizon.
07:27But for now, take a break and head up to the top side.
07:31And I suggest you be a grown up and put the moves on already.
07:40One, two, three, get to the top.
07:44What are you doing, Bella?
07:46Just chillaxing.
07:47I don't want to sit in there anymore.
07:49I'm tired of people talking to me.
07:51I swear.
07:52You got to tell me a little bit about you.
07:54I haven't talked to you a whole lot.
07:55I know.
07:55I was like, I knew of you because everybody was like, oh, he's the country boy.
08:01That's me.
08:01And I'm the country girl.
08:03Can you see the strutting on you?
08:05Bella?
08:05And your men?
08:06That's so messy.
08:11It's annoying.
08:12Come on, come on.
08:12Yeah, let's just go.
08:13Maybe like the other.
08:13No, no, he's just, it's not like that.
08:15He's just being nice.
08:16Maybe.
08:17What's your favorite line dance?
08:18I'll show you the first couple steps.
08:21All right.
08:23This.
08:23This is hilarious.
08:25This.
08:26Stop, all right?
08:27And then this.
08:29Three, four.
08:31Four, and then.
08:33I've been nothing but nice to her.
08:35This one, this one.
08:36Then you go back into it.
08:38My issue with Bella is girl code.
08:40We're supposed to be friends and you're going after the guy that I'm coupled up with.
08:45Bop, bop, bop, bop.
08:46It's more of like a performance.
08:48She broke girl code and we have to talk about it.
08:51Um, you want to go outside?
08:52I'll tell you.
08:53Yeah, sure.
08:54You want to talk outside?
08:54Yeah.
08:55Yes, it's great that I have an initial connection off the bat with Anna.
09:00But like, I'm here to like fucking date and explore.
09:03And Gia looks like a fucking exotic model.
09:04I don't want to be downstairs anymore.
09:06It's hard to sleep there.
09:07It smells.
09:08It's sweaty.
09:10Tim and Gia are flirting over the decay of the downside into a rancid scent.
09:15How sweet.
09:17And also with like some of the people down there, it's like a lot.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Anyone down there that you're vibing with or no?
09:23Me and Bo are talking.
09:25But it's like early days.
09:26What about you and Anna?
09:27There was definitely like connection off the bat.
09:30Yeah.
09:30But we should explore a little bit.
09:32Yeah.
09:33That's why I'm talking to you right now.
09:34Okay.
09:35Okay.
09:35Anna and Tim, I love them both dearly, but I think it might be a little bit lustful.
09:40So I'm hoping that I can use that as a way for me to like get to top deck with
09:44Bo.
09:44I feel like everyone keeps giving us eyes.
09:47Giving me eyes.
09:48You're in the clear.
09:50Did you tell Anna that you were pointing aside?
09:53No, I didn't tell her specifically.
09:54It's like, yeah.
09:55Sorry.
09:56Anna literally walked in the room, like walked right past us.
09:59And I was like, oh, she was, she saw it.
10:01She was very aware that we were talking.
10:03I definitely think it's good that we're all kind of mingling more and like figuring it out.
10:07I mean, I'm enjoying it.
10:08Yeah, because I had to go through all that with that last relationship.
10:13I was feeling really excited and like thrilled about having this like really great guy next
10:20to me.
10:21Now I'm thinking more about losing him.
10:23Okay.
10:23Well, we'll keep talking.
10:24Yeah.
10:24Okay.
10:25I'm glad we got to talk.
10:27I'm so mad at myself that I've messed with my own head and like got myself hooked on him.
10:31We'll get to know each other more and more.
10:33Yeah, please.
10:34I need a drink immediately.
10:38Stupid.
10:46Look at me, look at me go.
10:48Fly high like an ego.
10:50Keep your drum my way out the dough.
10:52Ain't nobody left with my flow.
10:54Attention, octopuses and water snakes.
10:57It's time for your first challenge.
10:59So put on those thong bikinis and shorty shorts.
11:03You will be getting wet.
11:06I did not know I was getting wet.
11:16Oh, life is good.
11:18Oh, wow.
11:20Oh, we're swimming to something.
11:23There's Gabby.
11:24Oh my God.
11:25Hi, everyone.
11:27Hi.
11:29If we get the opportunity to swim, I'd be really excited.
11:31I was a lifeguard back in the day.
11:33I'm a good swimmer.
11:34I mean, I'm obviously like I work out a ton.
11:36So pretty fucking strong, dude.
11:38But yeah, damn.
11:41I'm not a tool.
11:42But I'm not going to do a double by.
11:45But yeah, man.
11:47Welcome to your first challenge.
11:51So here's what's going to happen.
11:53Our top side ladies will jump into open water and all you men will race to rescue them.
12:00If a down sider beats a top sider to rescue their partner, that's called making him your
12:07bitch or a top side takeover.
12:11The top side boy will move his soggy ass to downside squalor.
12:19And then you top side ladies will have a decision to make.
12:23You can either live in luxury with your new man or you can go with your current partner to that
12:30hell hole.
12:31If you follow your man to the downside, the new top side guy can pick whatever girl he wants to
12:38bring
12:38up to the top side with it.
12:41Let's get a move on.
12:44If I got upstairs with Sophia, that'd be fire.
12:47On your marks.
12:50I lined up right between Lo and David and Lexi and James just because those are two locked in
12:56couples.
12:56If I take one of them, they're going to go down and I'm going to be able to bring up
13:00Gia.
13:01Bucky, day one competition, baby.
13:03Let's go.
13:03Get set, go.
13:06Oh my God.
13:12This is mother nature unfolding before our eyes.
13:16Animals in their natural habitat, preparing to procreate.
13:22It's mating season in the Mediterranean Sea.
13:27Oh, Andrew's like almost there.
13:32Andrew got to Enna.
13:34Bova, Lexi.
13:38Karai got to Sade.
13:41The only top side that saved his girl was David saving Lowe.
13:46Fucking Andrew's bitch ass just decided to go for Enna's raft.
13:49He doesn't even like her.
13:55Andrew won and he goes, did I win?
13:58And I'm like, oh yeah, you, you, you got to me first, you know, like, congrats.
14:02And he goes, don't pick me.
14:05I want to bring Sophia up.
14:08I think what I'm hearing right now is I'm going to use you.
14:12You guys killed it.
14:14You guys did so good.
14:15Challenge done.
14:16Get the fuck out of here.
14:17Don't fucking pick me.
14:18I want to bring Sophia up.
14:19Don't pick me.
14:20Oh my God.
14:21I think I'm sleeping on the floor.
14:23Andrew really knows how to make a girl feel special, huh?
14:26It was just like the weirdest delivery.
14:29I was kind of shocked because I'm like, I've given you absolutely zero signs that I'm actually
14:34into you.
14:35I think that this has given me a really nice opportunity though to get to the top.
14:41There's nothing more dangerous than a woman with a plan.
14:45What makes you think I'm fucking playing for you?
14:48Like, here you go, sweetheart.
14:50Do you feel like you want a bar?
14:57David, are you okay?
14:59No, he doesn't feel good.
15:00Oh, shit.
15:01Whatever he needs to.
15:02I'm going to throw him up.
15:04Can we get some fresh water, please?
15:06All right, definitely.
15:23I've definitely had girls who've like fought for me in different ways, but this is really special.
15:29It feels like someone is genuinely concerned about my well-being.
15:34We have to take him look at an ambulance to get him checked in the hospital, sir.
15:37Of course.
15:40Of course.
15:40I'm seeing a side of her that I feel safe exploring and, you know, being more vulnerable with.
15:48I feel like this is a very good judging character about their connection and it being genuine because
15:55you really find out how people treat you in times of stress and trauma.
16:01I think Lowe really cares about David.
16:09Well, as we know, David really rescued Lowe and now she gets to rescue him.
16:16Maybe with some mouth-to-mouth.
16:17It's what we're all hoping for and they are top-siders that secured their spot.
16:24So, Lexi, Sade and Enna, this means you three have a decision to make.
16:33Lexi, do you want to move down to that hellhole with your current partner, James,
16:42or stay up top in the fresh air with Bo?
16:49I would rather go downstairs with someone I care about than stay upstairs living lavish.
16:55There you go.
16:56True love.
16:57Couldn't be me.
17:01Lexi, you can go stand with your down-sider.
17:04Your D-squad.
17:06Aww.
17:08It kind of just made me happy and reassured me that what we have is real.
17:11I am really excited to see where it's going to go with James.
17:14And I know that a night apart really could change anything.
17:18If he flirts with another girl, I'll kill him.
17:22So now, Bo, who do you want to move to the top side?
17:27Uh, I would like to bring up Gia.
17:31Yay!
17:34I'm on the top side and my man got me here.
17:38Uh, Sade, would you rather stay with your current partner, Keef, or would you like to stay up top with
17:48Karai?
17:58Um, it's a hard decision, but I think I'm going to stay up top.
18:01Okay.
18:02I do really like Keef and I'm getting to know him, but downside feels like potentially the scariest thing I've
18:09ever heard.
18:09And I just do not want to be a part of it.
18:13For me to go downside, Barack Obama would have to be downside, I'd follow him downside.
18:19Other than that, my ass is staying on top.
18:21Keef, how are you feeling?
18:23I'm okay.
18:24With Sade, I don't know where her head's at right now.
18:26But after this, I'm definitely losing a little bit of interest.
18:30I'm not going to stress about it.
18:31We came here to explore more people.
18:33Now I'm going to go do the same thing.
18:35Sade decided to stay up in the top side and now her and I are a couple.
18:39A little bummed about it, right?
18:41I was really looking forward to bringing up Lila and getting to know her more and having more time together.
18:46Sade is a sweet girl, but I'm definitely focused on Lila.
18:50Now, Anna, do you want to move to the hellhole with Tim or stay up top with Andrew?
19:01It's a bit of a hellhole either way for me.
19:03If we're being honest.
19:08I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to lay down with Tim tonight with all of these visuals of him
19:13and Gia.
19:14I'm in a relationship that isn't going anywhere right now.
19:17And unfortunately, that leaves Andrew to come freaking in.
19:22I will stay up top just because I should.
19:25Okay.
19:27My girl.
19:30I can't blame Anna for staying up there.
19:32I kind of did that to myself, unfortunately.
19:38All right, it's time to get back to the yacht.
19:41Get out of here.
19:43Get out of my face.
19:45Okay, thank you.
19:48Sorry, I didn't mean to be a dick.
19:50I was a big dick.
19:51I don't know.
19:51I wanted Sophia.
19:52I wanted to look it out.
19:53Yeah, it was just crazy.
19:54He's a strange man.
19:56I'm hoping he, like, gets his head out of his ass a little bit.
19:59It's like you're running at me like, I'm doing all that for you.
20:03I was a little insensitive.
20:04Well, I'm working to get better.
20:06It's been five long minutes since Andrew yelled at Anna, but that's all it takes to be a changed man.
20:17After the challenge, we have a major mix-up in the Top Siders.
20:22So now we have Sade and Karai, Andrew and Anna, Bo and Gia, and you best believe David and Lo.
20:31We all see Lo and David as the strongest couple.
20:40My heart rate slowed down like I'm feeling more normal.
20:43I was so worried about you, buddy.
20:45I'm embarrassed I got carried away, but I'm like, I wasn't a fucking loser, though.
20:49So the rest of you guys lost your girl.
20:51The rest of you guys got cucked.
20:53I need to friggin' eat.
20:55This is so much nicer than downstairs.
20:57Uh-huh.
20:57The table, the chairs.
20:58Welcome to the good life, babe.
21:00Mmm.
21:01Welcome to the luxury inside.
21:03We're so excited to be here.
21:04Yeah.
21:06Does anybody catch up?
21:08I can't believe Andrew yelled at you like that.
21:10I didn't know that he liked Sophia.
21:12I was surprised.
21:12And that threw me so fucking...
21:14It didn't even, like, throw me because of course he does.
21:17I mean, she's not...
21:18I know his type.
21:19Anywhere is that his type?
21:20No, but I know his type, like, him as a guy, right?
21:23What sucks for me is that there are no other options for me on this boat.
21:27You don't like Leela?
21:28No.
21:29When I first showed up, I thought I liked Leela.
21:31I thought she was really pretty.
21:32And then I started looking at it a little bit more, a little more, and I was...
21:36You can just say that you didn't fuck with your connection, not like...
21:40It got worse and worse as it went.
21:42Like, what the fuck?
21:43You're right.
21:43Sorry, that was really bad.
21:45Staying up here is bad, bitch.
21:46If you went down, you would have looked insane.
21:49God.
21:49Because you would have looked like you were following Tim.
21:51I would never have followed that man.
21:51You would have looked like you were falling down.
21:52No, I don't want to follow him.
21:54And you stayed up here and you're drinking a glass of white wine.
22:02How are we even supposed to fit in here?
22:04You don't.
22:04I'm down inside and I'm fucking...
22:06I want to cry.
22:07I liked living lavish.
22:09I liked having the crew service.
22:11Beautiful spreads of dinner and caviar and oysters.
22:14I was spoiled.
22:15Oh my God.
22:16Gabby was right.
22:16This is a hellhole.
22:17I don't think I'll ever get used to this.
22:19What is this?
22:21Is this like legal?
22:23Like, I feel like I need a life vest just to be down there.
22:26I was just coming to say goodbye to everyone.
22:28Aw.
22:28Yeah, I'm going up.
22:29I wish you guys were right.
22:30We'll see you in like an hour at the cocktail party.
22:31I'll see you at the cocktail party.
22:32I love you.
22:32I'm proud of you.
22:33I'm proud of you.
22:34Thanks.
22:34I knew I was probably going to win that race.
22:36I saw it as an opportunity to impress Sophia.
22:38Like, she's got to know I'm the real masculine one here.
22:42Come on.
22:43Did I look fast out there or what?
22:44You took off like a fucking merman.
22:47They were all like, holy shit.
22:48No, it was actually really insane.
22:49Yeah.
22:50It was cool.
22:51Yeah.
22:52Good job.
22:52Stronger than the other guys.
22:53Oh, Vita's in.
22:54All right.
22:54I've been putting up with men's bullshit my entire life.
22:57And I think this would be the perfect opportunity for me to go to the happy hour,
23:01choose to be with him, potentially get a text from Gabby, and then get to the top.
23:16I got that bling.
23:18I got that bling.
23:18I got that bling.
23:18I'm getting my baby.
23:19I got that bling.
23:22It's almost time for a happy hour.
23:24Downsiders.
23:25Remember to serve up more than just food because a down sider who brings the heat and finds mutual
23:31interest can get a text from me to take the top sider of their choice on a date that will
23:37bring
24:06you closer than ever.
24:08So yeah, you're the only person I'm talking to or even looking at.
24:11So I just wanted to let you know that so you don't have to ever wonder or think about that.
24:15I feel so comfortable with you and I wouldn't want to be doing this with anyone else.
24:20I love that.
24:21Cheers.
24:23Bo and Gia are adorable.
24:25And they're even more adorable now that they're a real couple on the top side,
24:29officially recognized by the autocracy of Love Overboard.
24:34Who put me on that board right there?
24:35I don't know.
24:48Who says you can't fall in love on a TV show?
24:51I only lied and said I did.
24:55Any, any top siders?
24:56Top siders, please.
24:58So David, would you like a burger for your recovery?
25:01Yes, three of them.
25:01You need something hearty.
25:02Three of them.
25:03Maybe no bun.
25:04Thank you, darling.
25:05Do you have a little slice?
25:07It's on me.
25:08Eat the bacon.
25:09Eat the bacon.
25:10Where's your?
25:10Oh, not so fucking eating.
25:12You're not supposed to eat.
25:13Give me some.
25:15No, no, no, no.
25:18Wait, can I have some?
25:19The downside has been shit.
25:21So I'm just here eating the food and shit and enjoying myself on the yacht,
25:26even if it is on the booty butt bottom side.
25:29I'm the queen of the butt.
25:31Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
25:34Wait, guys, this is kind of getting hot.
25:36I'm getting a little turned on, I fear.
25:44You did so good on your swim.
25:46You feel like you did better than everybody else.
25:47I feel like I beat them by like 30% each.
25:50Have you swam before?
25:51I don't really swim at all.
25:53At all?
25:54No, I've been swimming like four years.
25:55You're swimming in the Hudson?
25:55And that's not trying to show off or anything.
25:57I legitimately haven't.
25:58I don't do that.
26:00But I work out so much that I feel like it translates over to swimming well.
26:03That's what I figured because as soon as they're like, all right, you guys are going to swim,
26:06you started like stretching and like doing it all.
26:08Yeah, that's why I swam today for you.
26:10I mean, I did it for you, honestly.
26:13You're lying.
26:14You never asked me any questions about myself.
26:16So I'm like, I feel like I know everything about Andrew.
26:18You know something about me.
26:19No, I did.
26:20I mean, I did it for you.
26:21It wasn't that hard, but like I still did it for you.
26:22You're like, it wasn't that hard.
26:23Yeah, but I still did it for you, honestly.
26:25I like you for sure.
26:27If you couldn't tell already.
26:28That's why I want to take you on a date out here soon, if you want.
26:30I mean, I'd love to take you on a date if they let me, if they send me that text.
26:35Out of all the guys in the boat, Sophia probably likes me the most,
26:38which didn't come as too much of a surprise.
26:40It's a thing that you develop.
26:42It's like an intuition where you could just tell sometimes.
26:45And you are my type.
26:46I would go up to you if I saw you in a bar.
26:47Would you though, honestly?
26:48100%, yeah.
26:49No, you are my type.
26:51Thanks.
26:52I think the plan that I established earlier today
26:55is working better than I had even intended.
27:02It was actually pretty easy.
27:05Aw, Sophia and Andrew, truly a match made in hell.
27:10You know, I wanted to tell you, I feel like you deserve to know how much I appreciated
27:16what you did today.
27:17Of course.
27:18Like how much it meant to me to have someone there doing what you did.
27:23And I don't think you realize, like...
27:27Mm-hmm.
27:32I don't think you realize, like...
27:40Mm-hmm.
27:41I don't think you realize, like...
27:52Mm-hmm.
27:59What are you feeling?
28:01Like you're the only one who I'm really interested in, in general.
28:04But it's me or no one else, and I'm not going to be a second choice.
28:07Okay.
28:10I feel like you've been the one who I feel like has been honest and upfront.
28:15And I'm going to always take that, right?
28:16That's important to me.
28:17I really like Karai.
28:19I think he's sweet.
28:20He's also German, which my dad would probably like.
28:23Specken die Deutsch.
28:24And bisschen.
28:26So...
28:26We have a little gap.
28:27It's not far, honestly.
28:28Six years.
28:28It's not that crazy.
28:29My parents are...
28:3127.
28:3127.
28:32My parents have, like, an eight-year gap.
28:35Nothing sexier than talking about your mommy and daddy.
28:39Honestly, you'd love it up here.
28:41It's so good.
28:42Oh, really?
28:43It's so good.
28:44Yeah, rub it in, rub it in.
28:45Okay.
28:46Let me talk to you for a sec.
28:47Okay.
28:48Come on outside.
28:48Okay, okay, okay, okay.
28:55I'm obviously very interested in you, and I want to get to know you more, but I'm not
28:59going to waste my time trying to get to know you more if you're all in on Bo.
29:06I'm interested in Bo.
29:07I'm not going to say I'm not, but I'm also very interested in you.
29:10You're not wasting time, I'm telling you.
29:12I'd be...
29:12I'm, like, looking you in the eyes right now.
29:14I know you're not wasting your time, and the second it does cross that line, I will tell
29:18you.
29:18Tell me honestly, though, because, like, I'm a no-bullshit person, like, I don't, like,
29:25I have trust issues to begin with.
29:26Okay, you're talking to a person that it's like, I get it, I get it, of course you're
29:30going to, like, ask that, but I will tell you the second I'm, like, the line has been
29:34crossed, and, like, I choose him, okay?
29:36Okay.
29:36I'm telling you that honestly, and I have been nothing, like, we can do the playback.
29:40Just don't, just, just, just don't let me waste my energy.
29:41I swear, I genuinely am interested in getting to know you.
29:47Okay.
29:48Wait, but if you don't want it, like...
29:51Don't fucking do it, don't do that.
30:00Ahoy, me again.
30:02Happy hour's over, but not for the downsiders.
30:06Your night has just begun, and you have to clean up.
30:10Oh, fuck that.
30:12That sucks.
30:13Love it, love it, love it.
30:15Wait, are we done done?
30:16What are we going to eat?
30:18I don't want to go.
30:19I don't want the night to be over.
30:20Bye, good night, love you guys.
30:24We're officially back downstairs.
30:27Yes.
30:27Yes, outside.
30:29I'm so pretty before I go to bed.
30:32Wait till I take off this makeup, you're going to see a real demon.
30:36But...
30:37Ow!
30:39God damn!
30:41Sophia has endured a long, grueling night of flirting with Andrew just to get to the top side,
30:47and I think she deserves a little treat.
30:52It says, Sophia, I see you getting your sneak on.
30:59Keep it up, girly.
31:01Take a top side man of your choice on a date off the yacht, Gabby.
31:09I wish it hadn't been Anna that got chosen with Andrew because I felt like we really did connect.
31:14But I'm just doing what I got to do to get to the top.
31:18You'll see.
31:19You'll see.
31:20You'll find out.
31:28I think you're feeling what I'm feeling, it's in the air.
31:34I don't have sex.
31:36Do not say that.
31:39This will last.
31:42This will last.
31:45Oh, oh.
31:46I'm so sorry.
32:01This will last.
32:07This will last.
32:08Yes!
32:12No, I don't clean this boat.
32:16This is not right.
32:23I need to stop that.
32:24We got to get back to work a little bit.
32:30Hello, everybody.
32:31How are you guys doing?
32:33How's the sun up here?
32:34Good.
32:35You look great.
32:37So, I got a text last night from Gabby, and there's a date today, but I can choose anybody.
32:45And I was thinking, Andrew, do you want to come?
32:49That sounds great.
32:50Yeah, let's do it.
32:51Let's go.
32:53Stay in fucking May.
32:55Let's go.
32:56Kill it, bro.
32:56All right, guys.
32:57Work that pump out.
32:58All right.
32:59Don't fall overboard.
33:01Or do fall overboard.
33:03How about both of you just take a fucking leap?
33:05Both of you take a leap.
33:06Guys, I think I make the right move, bringing him up, distancing myself from Tim, letting
33:11Tim do his thing, letting me open myself up, and it just fucking backfires every time.
33:16Yeah, I feel you.
33:16Andrew would push me off a 70-foot yacht.
33:20And it meant even getting to sniff, like, one of her socks.
33:23Like, one of her socks.
33:25Sophia, Sophia, Sophia, just stabbed me.
33:28The girl who I thought was one of my best friends is trying to get Andrew and come up to
33:33the top side, which means I will be walking the plank with her.
33:38Oh, my God.
33:38Devious shit.
33:40I get to sit here all fucking day knowing I'm about to walk the plank.
33:44Like, that sucks so bad.
33:46I'm about to go get a fucking drink.
33:47Let's go.
33:48Oh, no.
33:48Oh, my God.
33:49Oh, wait.
33:49So stupid.
33:51Sophia has said numerous times she doesn't fucking like him.
33:54She doesn't like him.
33:54So I'm confused.
33:55I'm so confused.
33:56How is your day even going to go?
33:57What are they going to talk about if she doesn't like him?
33:58How do you even fake that?
34:00He has to know.
34:00If he doesn't know us, he's, like, crazy oblivious.
34:02Once you start being a fucked up person to someone, that's when my respect goes out the window, and that's
34:08when I don't have your back.
34:10I am just thinking, Soph, what are you doing, baby?
34:22Help me.
34:25That's crazy that she just said that.
34:27I'm about to go on a date with Andrew, and I'm so excited.
34:32I mean, the whole day is a chore, let's be honest.
34:34I don't want to be sitting there in a romantic candlelit lunch with this man.
34:47Oh, my gosh.
34:47We have a lot of stairs.
34:48Yeah, there's a lot of steps going on.
34:50There's a lot of steps.
34:52Hello.
34:53Hello.
34:54Welcome.
34:56Hi.
34:57I am Claire.
34:57I'm Sophia.
34:58Nice to meet you.
34:59How are you?
34:59Good.
35:00I'm Andrew.
35:01Nice to meet you, Andrew.
35:02Is it your first time practicing tantra yoga?
35:05Tantric yoga.
35:05It would be my first time.
35:07Your first time.
35:13And we're going now to take the awareness to the base of our body.
35:19So for the woman with the yoni, which is the vulvar sexual organ, we're going to feel...
35:25Damn.
35:25Just heat it up fast.
35:26So sorry.
35:27Heat it up quick.
35:28And for the guy here, you're going to feel into what we call in Sanskrit the lingam, which is the
35:33penis.
35:34So let's close the eyes.
35:36Hey, what the fuck?
35:37Close the eyes.
35:38So for Sophia, you're going to start by inhaling through the vaginal canal and imagine the breath coming up.
35:45And then the energy comes out of your breasts, your nipples, into the nipples of the guy.
35:51No?
35:52Spread your legs.
35:53How much spread are we talking?
35:55Oh my God, did you put on the right hand?
36:12So how do you feel after this date?
36:15Uh...
36:15It was not your vibe.
36:16It was not my vibe.
36:17But I feel like once we get back to the boat and like we're in our setting and we can
36:20like have a chat...
36:21We can talk more and...
36:23You know what I mean?
36:23Take it from there.
36:24Yeah.
36:26For sure.
36:26I feel like that'll be a much better situation.
36:29For sure.
36:29Okay.
36:32Okay, do you want to go?
36:33You did go for the lift.
36:34Do you want to go?
36:34I'm not a mind reader, but I would probably say that she's interested in me for sure.
36:40Uh, yeah.
36:41That was the most awkward first kiss in dating show history.
36:44I don't even have to check.
36:46I just know.
37:02Where is your head at?
37:04Like when it comes to Andrew, Sophia, what's going on?
37:06I feel like I just didn't have enough time to like tell him truly.
37:10Yeah.
37:10That like what she's doing is ratchet.
37:12But that's why on the plank.
37:15But on the plank, do you know how like intense that moment's going to be?
37:18I have to find the right words.
37:19I think you will.
37:20And then she's right next to me.
37:21I'm going to be like, she's the worst!
37:23No, I think she wants to be on the top until another guy comes.
37:27I respect that.
37:28That's so fair.
37:29It's like, okay, but not at the expense of your fucking friend.
37:32I just didn't see it coming.
37:34I really didn't.
37:34I really don't think I would have done that.
37:38Wait, is that them right there?
37:39Yeah.
37:41All is fair in maritime love and maritime war.
37:45And Enna could be what we call maritime collateral damage.
37:49Poor Enna.
37:51She might not be able to swim with that knife in her back.
37:59It's that time again, boys and girls.
38:02Go get changed.
38:04When you're ready, Andrew, Sophia, and Enna head to the bow of the boat
38:09for the plank ceremony.
38:12I'm very excited for this plank ceremony to be over.
38:15I have faith that Andrew is going to choose me over Enna.
38:19And I'm very much ready to come up here with better AC and better beds
38:22and better bathrooms and better food and time outside.
38:26And yeah, pretty much everything.
38:38Hi guys.
38:40Andrew, Sophia, welcome back.
38:42How was it?
38:44It was interesting.
38:45Yeah.
38:45It was interesting.
38:47It was.
38:47Unlike anything I've ever done.
38:49Yeah.
38:49We don't have to get into it here.
38:50I know.
38:51It's weird.
38:52It's weird.
38:53Okay.
38:53Well, anyways, Andrew, as you know, you have a hard decision to make.
39:00Would you like to choose the woman you worked so hard to rescue, Enna?
39:04Or the woman come to find out you actually wanted to rescue, Sophia.
39:10And remember, whoever you do not choose will be going overboard.
39:24One of these girls is about to get dumped into this fucking water.
39:26I'm so scared.
39:27That's an ass.
39:29But I definitely will ugly cry for Enna.
39:32Holy fuck.
39:36Fuck me.
39:38A lot of tension.
39:41Enna, Sophia, if you have any last words, now's your time.
39:48Okay.
39:49Andrew, you look very nice tonight.
39:53I think from the start, I have been really honest with you.
39:57Everything I've said has been pretty truthful.
39:59So I really, really want you to hear this.
40:02When I say that Sophia is a master manipulator, she's an opportunist.
40:12Everyone on the top side, the downside, and me included, have heard over and over that she does not like
40:20you.
40:22She doesn't like you, Andrew.
40:23Not even a little bit.
40:25Oh, my gosh.
40:26She said hurtful things like, you're weird.
40:28She even mouthed, help me, before your date.
40:33You're an alpha male.
40:35And I don't think this is very alpha male behavior to let her turn you into a joke.
40:41Because you're not a joke, Andrew.
40:43You deserve love.
40:45And even if it's not with me, it sure as fuck isn't going to be with Sophia.
40:53Damn, that was tough.
40:55Damn, that was mean.
40:56That was mean.
40:57I don't know why you're saying half the things you're saying.
41:00I mean, you've known that I like you since the beginning.
41:03I told you that.
41:03Girl!
41:05Girl!
41:05Girl!
41:06Come on now, girl!
41:08Okay, well, I think that you've played yourself.
41:12You've now planked yourself because of it.
41:14I think because you played yourself, you were so mean to Andrew.
41:18You actually humiliated him in front of everybody yesterday.
41:22You were very mean to his face, very mean to everybody about him.
41:26And even now, you're being mean to him instead of just telling him your feelings about him.
41:30I had the opportunity to choose anybody I wanted to go on the date with.
41:34I could have chosen any of the top-siders.
41:36And I chose you because I wanted to feel it out with you.
41:40Do I think we're soulmates?
41:41I don't know.
41:42But I still want to have that time to get to know you.
41:44I think it was a really fun date, even though we didn't like it.
41:48I think it shows that, like, we can do weird things and both have the same vibe about it.
41:53And I wanted to have more conversations with you.
42:02Okay, Andrew, now's your time.
42:06Who are you sending overboard tonight?
42:14The person that I'm sending overboard is...
42:18I want to know.
42:19I don't know.
42:24I will be sending off my mind.
42:26I love you.
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