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00:1116 of the hottest people you've ever seen are headed to this 280 foot superyacht in the
00:19mediterranean sea but these sexy singles will soon learn finding love is hard work because while
00:34four couples get the chance to live a life of luxury on the topside deck this is real nice
00:41everyone else is sent downside where they will remain single how are we even supposed to fit in
00:48here forced to cook clean and serve the official couples all in the hope of finding a partner of
00:55their own gotta get out of here these sad sacks will be down but not out because they can compete
01:02or canoodle for their chance at love in a spot on the top side if they're willing to risk walking
01:11the plank this is part of the show that's right every week the quest for love will find one
01:17shipmate living the high life while the other is eliminated into the dark and lonely abyss of the
01:24mediterranean sea you fucking dickhead i'm gonna do whatever it takes to stay up here you are not what
01:32i think you are did you come on to peace i don't know if you're lying or not we are
01:36in love then you
01:37need to fucking back up drama is at peak right now in the end the winning topside couple will sail
01:45off
01:46into a future of romantic bliss we can leave the show right now and i would love to continue a
01:51relationship with her with the grand prize of a trip around the world kind of giving me butterflies down
02:00your bags and throw on your inflatables because this yacht is setting sail welcome to love overboard
02:19this is gabby wendy your love captain speaking our sexy singles are en route prepare
02:27to be boarded by these hotties
02:29i like everything love you guys look beautiful up there are you saying it's gonna lead maybe sorry
02:39dad no i want to find love when it comes to dating i'm the type of person where i'm gonna
02:46give
02:46everyone a chance not not everyone
02:52my man better not talk to any other girl
02:55that's like the whole plan the kind of guys i'm into he has to be super confident and just let
03:00me do me
03:01but also be insanely obsessed with me i'm excited to be here and find my true love
03:05i like the light i like the light i like the light
03:10i like the light
03:13i'm on a boat we're all aboard
03:16babe look
03:18can we grab a champagne the heftiest glass
03:22it's just the beginning i'm here for a genuine relationship and i feel like i'm just really in a
03:26place where like i love myself a lot and i'm like ready to like share that with someone else cheers
03:30to
03:31finding our men and if we don't find our men then we have each other cheers to that
03:37we're here welcome to malta
03:39i love pretty women i feel like we all compliment each other really well so i love that i'm just
03:49surrounded by a bunch of tens
03:58i'm gonna have a man in kansas city i think i'm scared every man away with how overboard i can
04:04go
04:05where's the men
04:11oh my man crazy look at you bro it's kind of a dream out here we're gonna try our best
04:17to fall in love
04:18them all because that's the goal what better place to do it than on a big yacht i'm about to
04:21have the best summer of my life i would be so distracted i'm gonna fall in love like five
04:26different times i might fall in love first i'm sure yeah the woman i'm gonna marry let me imagine
04:31it right now nice personality that's a fat ass i like a little bit of toxicity too because like
04:38the healthy toxins i like to slash your tires toxicity oh what's your type of reason i love beach girls
04:43of a girl like looks like a surfer girl yeah the plastics are going my way and the assholes are
04:48going his way i like enhancements here or you know wherever and yeah no with me turning 30 i'm
04:55absolutely trying to date more serious and really find that person for me that thing is crazy
05:00nice the guys are here i'm a respectful boy hi i'm gia what's up it's been fun it served me
05:17well
05:17but i'd love to find someone that i could settle down with it's time
05:21okay hi lexi nice to meet you lexi's energy is kind of just gravitated towards me and vice
05:28versa and like she's gorgeous which one did you say you love it the one i was talking to right
05:32now
05:32shaundae keith nice to meet you let me make note of that okay he's tall oh he's blonde okay blue
05:39eyes
05:39so far i like what i see all right guys let's raise our glasses this is going to be the
05:44best summer of our
05:44fucking life our gorgeous shipmates are all on board let's get their love stories started already
05:59come join me on the sunday
06:12girls on one side and boys on the other okay like a religious wedding yes immediately i'm like
06:19aye aye gabby i love her and she's gorgeous and i'm so happy she's here welcome aboard i'm gabby wendy
06:27and i'll be your love captain so when i say fall the fucking line you do it hi hi captain
06:36the 16 of you will have the once in a lifetime opportunity to flirt fondle and hopefully fall
06:43in love i'm down along this love voyage you'll be competing in challenges to test your commitment
06:51and compatibility and at the end the strongest couple will win a romantic trip around the world
06:59worth a hundred thousand dollars
07:04this prize is absolutely diabolically insane to like travel the world with the love of your life
07:10that's like a romantic movie and i think everyone wants to live that so i'm gonna get it
07:15as you know this experience is all about finding love sometimes you have to work for love
07:22and maybe even go a little overboard
07:27okay so how's everyone feeling okay horny
07:36yeah you pervert
07:40i owned it
07:45i've been celibate it's it's cool it's fun but i mean hey obviously
07:52i get a little spikes of like i'm really horny i'm like i want to but then i'm like i
07:56gotta remember
07:56the lock-in okay it's time to couple up
08:03welcome to toaster toss this is the opportunity for all of you singles to choose a shipmate to couple
08:11up with okay so here's how it's gonna work i'm gonna pull names randomly out of these two buckets to
08:18decide who gets the opportunity to couple up once your name is called you'll step up to the platform
08:26and bring your champagne with you yeah i'm a country girl like i don't even know how i got on
08:32this yacht
08:33but like i'm here what are you confident um i have the biggest boobies so i know they mad
08:45okay our first lady with the chance at love is lexi
08:53obviously everyone's gorgeous but there's one person lexi that just has like my eyes i'm like
08:59praying that we both get matched up so we can toast and couple up and the first lucky guy with
09:06the chance to couple up with lexi is reese
09:12okay lexi's gorgeous like she's definitely one of the ones that caught my eye right off the bat
09:16immediately i'm like okay we're good if you want to couple up with the person on the other side of
09:22the divider raise your glass to toast if your heart is elsewhere dump it in the bucket and if you're
09:29a
09:29match this could be the beginning of your love story
09:37one two three
09:52okay toaster toss on one
09:59two there's a chance that they might couple up right now and i'm like they do it's gonna like
10:02be devastating three oh
10:10okay now step forward
10:22i definitely didn't expect it at all yeah i went in for a hug and i was like okay but
10:28i'm glad it
10:29happened i love how assertive you are and that's what's like made me more attracted to you honestly
10:33lexi and reese you're our first couple
10:40okay leela and james one two three
10:47so james initially had said i'm horny and so i'm immediately like okay well there's one
10:53one off the list that's a boy not a man enna and andrew on three two one
11:04step forward
11:07i'm sorry sorry to you sorry to you i don't want to make anyone feel bad i already knew i
11:15wasn't like
11:15one of the initial people i was into so i already knew i was gonna dump i don't know what
11:19went wrong
11:20oh shabby shade and keith keith is definitely attractive but my heart's kicking because you
11:31never know if the other person is feeling the same way like we just met on three two one
11:43i think i'm just something worth exploring we're just gonna send it we're gonna we're gonna toast
11:55all right
11:56all right
11:57all right
11:58all right
11:59all right what do you think i'm gonna see uh okay i think i can see it i'm gonna agree
12:09with you
12:09yeah three two one
12:21wait yeah they're in we're the love gurus here dude they're telling you we're gonna be like cupid
12:27all right let's see who we got okay low and david
12:38okay toaster toss on one two three and step forward
12:53we got a match
12:59appearance wise you know lauren is definitely not my normal type it's not like she has anything plastic
13:04she's like very natural and just like very pretty but i'm kind of leaning into it
13:09okay couples come back over here
13:14congratulations to our first four couples
13:22but this is where things get all up our four couples will be living together getting to know each
13:31other romantically on this lavish top side of the deck the remaining singles
13:39you will be working
13:44living and breathing as crew on the downside of this boat
13:58you'll be washing dishes scrubbing this dirty filthy deck all to make those top side couples even more
14:06comfortable in all of their luxury
14:11the rest of us are going downside it actually is very infuriating i have to cook i have to clean
14:16what
14:17am i going to be wearing an apron am i going to be like mopping up their fucking shit you
14:21want to mop
14:23i don't clean up at all back home i don't do any chores i don't do dishes i have other
14:27people do that for
14:28me usually that sounds so bad oh my god downside singles don't worry you'll have an opportunity each
14:38day to come up to the top this is still a dating show after all so trust me this is
14:46going to help you
14:47find love but we'll get to that later for right now couples you can go explore your opulent suites
14:55i have no business being downside i'm quite high maintenance unfortunately i try to pretend to be
15:01low maintenance but i just i couldn't do it i don't think could you i'm very low maintenance i could
15:08i would do just fine down there as long as there's food in the gym that's all i know i
15:12like that i like
15:13that as for the rest of you you sad sacks
15:18go downstairs see your living quarters get your first work assignment and prepare for our first
15:26event the happy hour so bon voyage
15:50i'm gonna be loaded up on these we got oysters aren't oysters in aphrodisiac oh yeah
16:06tell me about you being a therapist for children oh okay did you get you did you go to school
16:10for
16:10me i did i kind of jumped into it because i thought it would be the most challenging
16:15in that it would be the one that would pull in my heartstrings the most so i feel that
16:20yeah same i work in pediatric trauma so i work with kids with mental health issues my professional
16:26side is very buttoned up whereas my personal side is much more like i like to party i love girls
16:34you're
16:34definitely going to get more of that outside david version i love like deep conversation i can tell
16:39you're such a good communicator you think so yeah that is a great compliment that kiss was really good
16:46that was that was like crazy oh no yeah i should have kept going too i know we're like okay
16:51tim is
16:52so easy to talk to and like funny honestly i'm freaking out this is crazy and i'm feeling very
16:58good that i'm not a down-sider right now
17:04they don't smell too good in here
17:09i don't want to scrub floors like look at what i'm wearing does this look like an outfit to mop
17:14in no
17:15i can't take this down the stairs this is insane what the is this where are we going
17:21this is where we working y'all want to come see where we work we're not working here here we
17:25are
17:28this is so unfair i'm not doing that i'm not doing that i'm trying to find the love my life
17:36on this show get me out of here in like this nasty hospital nursing home vibe
17:46bullshit that's bullshit what does theirs look like
17:51holy shit this is so cute this is so cute i love this get comfortable here hello
18:02anybody home
18:06three two
18:09you chose the one who's like the most natural yeah is crazy what i've realized in my past relationships
18:17is i want somebody that i feel like would be good to a future kid and i think she does
18:23that like i don't think you can breastfeed with big boobs and stuff like that like i don't know
18:28like shake your tits shake your tits we have a room we have a room we found a we found
18:34a home
18:35i'm just so happy okay i'm gonna let you have this but right now you have your outside clothes
18:40spot in the bed me and shay are like complete opposite she's in new york you know i've never
18:47even been to new york she's never been in nebraska could go a lot of different ways but it's definitely
18:52something i'm i'm wanting to try does the mirror work it works it looks good okay so like do you
18:59have
18:59like your staple red flags i don't like the quad like the loudest guy in the room so like i'm
19:07very
19:08loud energetic you can't have that top two no out of the guys did you have anyone pegged as like
19:13the loudest guy i mean james was like i'm horny so and everyone was like dead silent so i feel
19:20like
19:21that would be loud guy oh yeah what did all the girls think when he said oh man ew like
19:25if you i
19:25know that you're horny like i want i don't want to know that i want to be able to feel
19:28it yeah
19:35this is totally not what i envisioned for my summer and for falling in love
19:41however i feel like beau initially took my attention oh man i'm gonna hit my head on that
19:47every day he's obviously beautiful it's only been the first few hours so i'm not one to put a ring
19:53on it
19:53yet we'll see where's bella i'm over this i'm not wearing that outfit i'm not very good with change
20:04i'm so upset genuinely i was really excited to come on this show thinking this was just
20:11going to be like a yacht trip everything's okay i hate cleaning up after people why would i want to
20:19become after people that i think i'm sexier than i swear to god if it's real cleaning i can't even
20:25clean my room and i'm like a little barbie with a dream house you don't clean up the dream house
20:32no you get somebody else i can't do it it's okay i can't handle people when they cry
20:40i don't want to be like they're there i'm not a parent i'm 21 years old i'm younger than her
20:45i'm talking everything she did say she wanted her mommy can we get her her mommy maybe y'all have
20:52no idea i don't this hotel room is so bad i got screwed over i'm not gonna be too dramatic
20:58about it
20:59i'm just hoping everything turns around because of this you're
21:05i will literally be on my last fucking dollar we need to get you some deodorant we need to get
21:11some deodorant it's me it's you it's you
21:25now that the initial spiral has worn off but don't worry there will be plenty more to come
21:31it's time to get the downsiders to gather themselves and start to get ready for their
21:36first shift am i in there are you in here with me boo
21:46ella's sweet she's a great person in herself but if she starts crying like i can't do that
21:52why would you look at my suitcase to be honest like i can't hold on i'm like do you guys
22:01need
22:01anything to drink yeah here's the thing i could make a potato sack work on me because
22:11my doctor blessed me with some cheap tits
22:18attention downsiders meet me on the mezzanine to get your first work assignments hi this is all about
22:27finding a connection and maybe even finding love which you can do anywhere on this boat however
22:34if you want the opportunity to win the trip around the world and be considered an official couple you'll
22:41have to move to the top side to enjoy the life of luxury with your lover but the only way
22:49to get to
22:49the top side deck is by breaking up another couple there will be challenges and dates to give you the
22:59opportunity to do so so you better take them if you don't want to spend all summer as a little
23:05bitch just to reiterate you have to break up a couple the conditions down here are pretty shitty
23:11i won't lie there's a lot of good guys a lot of good girls up there so i mean i
23:14feel bad breaking them
23:15up but i mean sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get out of here so your first
23:20work assignment
23:21is to prep the happy hour for the top side couples where you will be serving appetizers and cocktails
23:28this will be a nightly event and is your opportunity to connect with the top siders the down sider who
23:35takes the most initiative and finds mutual interest will be rewarded with a day okay get to work damn
23:49are we mopping yeah i'll do it all right you i don't think i've ever mopped in my life how
23:56do you
23:56this is it smells like shit wait how do you do this okay so you take the head off
24:01wait ew up top is like she's like my top one the only one i would pursue up there honestly
24:06really
24:06yeah okay because g is my number one if she was up there with somebody i could give a yeah
24:11whoever
24:11could yeah yeah yeah you're gonna message that yeah i definitely want to be up here compared to where
24:16i'm living downstairs my my feet hanging off the bed so i'm like hey when my chance comes i'm going
24:20for
24:21it i kind of want to like do a little strategic and kind of like jab at it a little
24:24bit like slowly
24:25instead and then be like when my the window opens just attack it yeah yeah yeah what the
24:30is that what is that fish oh baby what do i have to do with the fish baby you got
24:38to skin that fish
24:39okay it's time to get country up in here girl
24:44here which one you want how are you about to be stressed out over seeing fish we're not over here
24:50dissecting pigs i'm sorry y'all don't do this in la and this is gonna be me and david
25:05david which one's david he's with low no shade to low i really like no i know but it's just
25:11i've literally said him for a second i saw him you can't feel no one i won't who's your daddy
25:19who's
25:20your daddy wash the fish off your hands and put on some clean underwear because our first happy hour
25:28starts now happy hour i'm ready for this margarita right now the four top site couples are me and reese
25:37and and tim shade and keeve and david and love all right where are those little peasants
25:46oh dude this is insane damn this is nicer up here this is so unfair going into this happy hour
25:53we're
25:54going to be serving cocktails serving hors d'oeuvres getting to mingle and hang out i'm not looking
25:59to shove my chest in anyone's face or bend over that's not my jam if someone's into me then we'll
26:05feel it out oh wow
26:13i would do a tequila and ginger ale tequila and ginger ale me what's your specialty oh you're not making
26:22it
26:22right yeah i am are you really i'm not real i'm part of it right
26:27that's so good good this is a drink i'm making for my man look at that
26:40just watch out he would literally rather die tell her she can just get out i'm just telling you because
26:44you're my girl low and i bonded really quickly on the boat and so my loyalty definitely lies with low
26:50versus bella and i would want to know if someone was coming for my man you should like make it
26:57known
26:57that like we're like married so she's gonna have to like figure something else out
27:02i'm gonna go tell her okay you guys look so good in these outfits
27:08how are you guys doing how are you doing how are you feeling i'm good
27:11do you like to chat sure you know time hey while you're at it give me a strip
27:21attaboy james this is the type of initiative that i like to see
27:34i'm not surprised about honestly because like she's gorgeous i figured there'd be someone who's
27:38targeting her i'm honestly a little bit annoyed that it's james because i know what his motives
27:42are and i'm like dude just get on out of here you know she's with someone a little more serious
27:46right
27:47now i love man in a uniform what can you say okay when james made the comment that he was
27:52like horny that
27:53immediately like shut me down but lovey assertiveness i think that's really cute
27:57was not gonna say no i kind of want to see where this goes
28:12how was your day i'm good honestly like yeah what are you thinking about me or what
28:17oh my gosh here we go you know what honestly i'm gonna be open about it you called me out
28:22here
28:23i have been i think the coupling up was different i was like a little like really a little salty
28:29about
28:30it but you thought i was gonna be us i was like hopefully she says no but i'm like oh
28:34really
28:35because i obviously didn't but would you have said no to every other girl until it was me
28:41yes really i would have i would have yeah do you feel like you've like hit it off with anyone
28:45downstairs since you've been downstairs though told all of them down there i was like my number
28:49one was you so okay are you letting everyone know i did let everyone know because they were
28:53like oh what about upstairs i was like i want to go upstairs but i'm telling you the only person
28:57i'm gonna pursue up there is obviously you and i'm like okay you've been my number one but i'm
29:01like i didn't know what the feelings were mutual but i think you made the horny comment
29:05and everything got quiet i was like oh everyone's gonna raise your hand we all were talking about it
29:09no no no you were the one bold enough to say something i think i might have dug myself a
29:13hole
29:13with lexi obviously no one wants their man to raise their hand and say they're horny but
29:17at the end of the day it's like it was already said so now i'm like okay i gotta just
29:21show her
29:22that i'm not just horny i'm actually a good person too you're gonna be trouble
29:28there you go thank you so much
29:33she like poisoned it i want to tell you lo and david are like locked in just so you know
29:40you're talking about that there's four weeks here um i'm just telling you i'm like anybody
29:44can be locked in and they see girl they see these because i was just talking i don't know what
29:47to do
29:48wait what made you think that though she told me they were talking her perspective is different
29:52from it yeah that's true that's true that's true i'm just letting you know yeah from what i know it's
29:58so
29:59obvious leela told horan that i want her man and i just hate the fakeness oh the fakeness has got
30:07to
30:08stop so i need to talk to her about it this bridge is fake as fuck
30:17hey leela can we talk for a sec yeah of course
30:25so i know you're talking below and david just felt like like maybe the conversation was about
30:30me and i would hope that you would be honest about that do you mean yeah i mean i will
30:34tell
30:35her i i told her i was like she was like how are you doing how are things down there
30:38and i was like
30:38good like not really interested in anyone and she was like so what about fel and i was like well
30:42fel is kind of in a david i just think it's weird why one when we were doing our job
30:49today
30:49i literally told you not to tell anybody and then you fucking tell the girl that he's with
30:54well but okay no no you know you're so right no no honestly it's kind of bella you're so right
31:01and i can you look at me i'm just like if you really fucking like the guys here i would
31:05not go to
31:06the girl and go yeah so she's interested in your man but it wasn't it wasn't crazy no i i
31:11get what
31:11you're saying and i want to apologize because that's not my intention to go behind your back
31:15and be like i would be lying to you if i didn't it's just so sneaky it literally feels like
31:20calculated
31:22you really just told the girls girl get real okay okay oh my god my end goal is to be
31:30on top so
31:31leela doing all the today she helped me oh you just you just prepped my man for me thank you
31:39baby
31:39can you stop for a second sure we'll talk over here you want seeing bella very plastic up top
31:47right up my alley i'm curious to you know see what what she's about as well what's up okay so
31:52i
31:52wanted to talk okay okay i liked you from first impression okay and i just want to know how you're
31:59doing in your couple like if you're really like secure yeah obviously i'm just like shooting my shot
32:06oh okay yeah that's what the oh okay okay uh i guess my question is like if the opportunity came
32:18up
32:19would you take it with me
32:25i do think you're really pretty right i think you're really cool with low it is going really
32:32well but i appreciate that in the past i probably would have reciprocated two belly because i do like
32:42enhancements it's not crossing my mind the same way it used to what i'm wanting out of this and what
32:47i'm wanting out of a relationship has has changed okay yeah period
32:55i want this one person and he's saying he's locked in with her i'm kind of embarrassed
33:03i don't want to be crying every five minutes either but y'all this is brutal this is brutal
33:13poor bella is left defeated but it feels appropriate to say there are plenty of fish in the sea good
33:19night good night oh man today was fun there was so much drama we're up in the most best situation
33:28that
33:28we could possibly get and people are down there like thinking they're gonna get laminated any second
33:32second right now and like working and like making us food my day was rough my day was sofa our
33:39day was
33:39rough day one of the book can't wait for day two and just to see what happens so hopefully i
33:47find love
33:51james was impressive at the happy hour tonight so here's a little something to reward his bold moves
34:00oh shit what there's a message i got right now james i see you successfully put the sneak on today
34:06due to your hard work and perseverance you get to take a top side lucky lady on a romantic date
34:11off
34:11this yacht but choose wisely because there's a lot on the line gabby oh it's got a first choice of
34:19a date
34:19yes bro who's it gonna be lexi yeah duh let me get it you're going on a date wait with
34:25who
34:28you're going on a date let's get it
34:38morning sunshine waking up this morning i feel super comfortable with reese we got to connect
34:43we shared a bed together and all we did was stay up and giggle and laugh which was amazing
34:48and i'm excited to see what more that we have in common
34:55good morning shipmates topsiders brunch is waiting for you on the deck downsiders it's time to clean
35:02the state rooms report for duty oh my god let's go everybody sleep did anyone get a little physical
35:10i was big spoon i woke up like you big spoon me in the middle i was like i don't
35:14know how i feel about this
35:15yeah you didn't even know if it was her i was like anna it was james little do you know
35:20james came
35:20up in the middle of the night flopped out it was james for tim and i like he's so comfortable
35:25to me
35:26he is like a safety blanket like i find myself just wanting to like touch him and like claw on
35:30him and
35:30like grab as much as i can to like protect me and make me feel safe and he does i
35:35think that there's
35:35already some strategy going on with the downsiders they were very tight-knit yesterday they're trying to
35:41get up here by any means necessary well i just wonder when the fuckery is going to start party's here
35:51are you here to service or just no no i'm on break but last night i got a text saying
35:59from gabby
36:01yeah i'm basically saying i have been granted a date off the yacht
36:12lexi who would like to go on a date with me uh yes i'd love to go on a date
36:16oh how cute
36:19thank you all right y'all
36:24and the fuckery begins this environment is really hard to be in a spot like that i would definitely
36:30like to get to know lexi a little bit more before she you know jumps ship to someone else
36:35okay cue this sexy b-roll date montage
36:52oh my god dang this is beautiful we're doing a massage and wow i'm super excited for what's in store
37:00on
37:00this yeah i can't wait to see what happens you ready for the mud oh god oh oh shoot this
37:06probably
37:06feels crazy yeah honestly yeah it feels good yeah yeah oh my god obviously she's gorgeous attractive
37:13everything and she crosses all the checklists okay i'm not even gonna lie oh yeah yeah yeah with lexi
37:20you see it's so like natural and organic
37:23i like it yeah that's very good
37:49it's mine
37:50actually is that what's gonna happen to you i mean we'll see what happens later let's say she comes
37:54back and likes james more but they're like yeah you can choose james or you choose reese and stay up
37:59here that's what that's what it is if they come back and and lexi ends up selecting james then i
38:05think
38:05i'll be banished to the downside i like where i'm at right now to try and stay up here for
38:09as long as
38:10possible that's kind of because not only are you losing somebody but now you're going to the bottom he's
38:13like five five oh reese whoever lexi discards is going somewhere much deeper and much saltier than
38:21the downside what's your views on family family oriented is super important to me i have a huge
38:30portuguese family and then we're all just like super tight-knit i have two older brothers and so it's
38:35like the perfect dynamic biggest thing to me is like i would want to be with a man that's also
38:40like
38:40family oriented like understands like close to his mom i mean i was raised by my mom but i have
38:44sisters too okay like women and family are just like most important to me obviously like my partner has
38:49to be like in tune with that and understand it are you an effective communicator i'd say communication
38:55for me is obviously like top priority it's the only way you make a relationship work at the end of
38:59the
38:59day you should always want to keep trying harder for your person you know obviously i'm trying real hard
39:05you really did i went to the bottom of the boat i was expecting to go great but i was
39:09like wow this
39:09is like leaving me speechless she's like perfect for me like what i appreciate me the most is you were
39:15like i would have tossed for anyone until it was like you the hard ones are the hard ones
39:24oh horny james is growing up right before our eyes but it may be too little too late with our
39:30first
39:30elimination tonight lexi and james are headed back to the chakra relaxed from their massages
39:48but trust me it won't last long we rubbed each other with mud we had a little massage and we
40:10had
40:10like a little shower rinse down together yeah i feel like it's tough because i did just have a
40:19really good time and then i come back and immediately i see reese on the couch and i'm like wow
40:23there are
40:24still obviously feelings there as well i'm just having a lot of trouble navigating that right now and i
40:31just feel like i'm gonna cry attention children of the chakra put on your finest outfits and report
40:39to the bow of the boat for our first ever plank ceremony oh you're joking what what the
40:49fuck a plank oh hi hi oh no
41:05holy what the fuck that is crazy that's kind of high up right no this is probably 30 feet that's
41:12three
41:12stories right oh my god what is going on this is what we're doing this is part of the show
41:23oh my god this
41:25is scary as hell apologies what is this lexi you have a massive huge decision to make okay
41:39would you like to stay with your current tall drink of water reese you're welcome i appreciate it or would
41:48you like to climb james like a tree one more thing if it wasn't obvious whoever you do not choose
41:58will be eliminated and sent plummeting into the deep blue sea on this plank behind me
42:06oh it's been tested multiple times you should be fine oh my god it's fucking insane wait and are we
42:15gonna have to do that so basically now we're finding out that if a down sider goes on a date
42:20they're
42:21either gonna go top side or down to the bottom of the ocean who the came up with this idea
42:27because
42:28they need their brains checked out because this is insane boys it's time to take your planks
42:35one of you will be going overboard tonight wow this is real we're really in danger of all going home
42:45it clicks for me we're in this huge pressure cooker and really anything can happen like none of us are
42:51safe but my stomach hurts oh my god oh shoot yo this nuts kids shitty yeah you should know boys
43:13if you have
43:14any last words to say to lexi i suggest you go now and beg i did not expect to be
43:21here and be feeling
43:23all these things they're both great guys right now i do want to say it is 50 50. it's going
43:28to come down
43:29to what's set up there on the plane lexi honestly i want to remind you of everything that happened
43:36yesterday i feel like you and i had such good banter right after the couple ceremony and i feel like
43:42we
43:42got to know each other a good amount despite it only being 24 hours and so with everything that happened
43:47i think there's still a lot more to uncover about each other and i'll be excited to do that with
43:51you
43:51thank you
43:55so i want to say today i feel like our day was perfect
44:00not only because what we did but because i got to do it with you
44:04and the connection we have i think is everything that i'm looking for so i feel like that's very
44:10important to me and at the end of the day the best prize i can have is you
44:18lexi it's time to make your decision who will you be sending overboard tonight
44:33the man that i am sending overboard is
44:40it's going to test you it's getting real now watch your back yeah who's gonna be the last one
45:12that's insane oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god don't make me
45:19don't make me do
45:20that again please let's see and james congratulations you are our new top side couple
45:38we're made to the top boys
45:46this season on love overboard we're here to have a good time make memories oh my gosh fall in love
45:54and that's what i'm gonna focus on we get to flirt shake a little drink a little
46:04the couples fight to hold on to their lives of topside luxury nobody's safe while the downside singles
46:11plot for a topside takeover this is gonna be the perfect opportunity to snake my way in you're
46:18literally as low class like as they come with every dramatic challenge i'm gonna die every shocking
46:26revelation he did cheat on her every steamy hookup it was hot these singles will be breaking hearts and
46:33playing games it's on now i'm coming to get my lady and just when you thought it couldn't get any
46:40sexier guys there's someone else coming on the boat the shipwreckers arrived to claim all the booty
46:45i'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room i'm literally chatting with him those features are out
46:50for blood emotions will soar you're so dramatic it's too much get away from me hearts will break if i'm
46:57talking to a girl and she's talking to another guy what am i what are we doing i'm not gonna
47:01see her and
47:01compete for a girl and only one thing is for certain i'm gone right now this is my last day
47:07no one is safe
47:08from the plank this is going to get messy what's he doing oh i can't watch this at the end
47:17of all of
47:17this there's only one winner and the rest losers
47:21oh
47:48oh
47:48oh
47:48oh
47:48oh
47:48oh
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