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Mama June From Not to Hot Season 8 Episode 3
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00:00Previously on Mama Jean.
00:02Bring me a kiss.
00:04And this is my boyfriend, Darren.
00:06Darren and I love living together and building our new life,
00:09but Josh hates Darren.
00:12I ain't trying to rustle no feathers.
00:13We've already done that.
00:15And co-parenting with my ex-husband has been challenging.
00:18When it comes to pick up and drop off,
00:20I do ask Darren to leave to avoid Josh's hot-headedness.
00:24Just a walking stress ball.
00:25I know Josh is going through a rough time right now,
00:28and divorce isn't easy.
00:29You need to find a hog.
00:30You ever thought of, like, boxing?
00:31I mean, it wouldn't feel good to hit something.
00:33Somebody.
00:34And he's making decisions about our kids without me.
00:38You got an invitation for her and Cheyenne's bridal shower.
00:41I got the invite, but I'm not going.
00:44What that ass says, goes.
00:46Tell me.
00:47Oh, we're going with Jesse's bridal shower!
00:49He's going to laugh.
00:50I mean, you know that me and your sister meet up once a week.
00:53You won't catch me anywhere near Jesse
00:56after she snitched to Josh about who I was dating.
00:58I know my family's dysfunctional.
01:00I mean, I haven't talked to Mumpkin since the big blow-up.
01:02I'm hoping that they want to be there for my big day.
01:05I do get some peace knowing Jesse's probably neck deep in wedding drama.
01:09We were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
01:11No.
01:12The bank of Mama June is closed.
01:15Oh.
01:16My new bitches!
01:17Mama, do you showin' up?
01:19She is 28 years old.
01:20Like, I mean, if she wants to say kiss my boy.
01:24Dude, if this is your idea of help, please leave.
01:28Trina's going to be like, what the hell?
01:30I'm fixing to go on social media and get this some free stuff.
01:33Girl, you want to go toe-to-toe?
01:35Baby, we can go toe-to-toe.
01:37Oh, boy.
01:38Here we go.
01:49Here's your covers.
01:50Make your bed.
01:52Drop it.
01:53Oh, I didn't see your hand.
01:54Babe!
01:55What, Junebug?
01:57Did you carry me?
01:57I need you for something.
01:58Of course you do.
01:59Everybody just needs help.
02:01What the hell are you doing?
02:02Junebug, I'm trying to help KDP.
02:03I mean, I got her needing help.
02:06I got you hollering at me.
02:07I need you to carry them boxes in the content room for me,
02:10so I'm going to go through and make sure I got everything.
02:11Everything for what?
02:13Everything for the bridal shower.
02:15KDP, you got to help me.
02:18What's what?
02:19Look, I made a video on my social media.
02:21I've got an event coming up, and I need anything boho,
02:26anything Western, because we need a yitty-up cowgirl, okay?
02:30My fans, I love so much.
02:32And when Mama Jen says, I need everything Western, boho,
02:35and anything in between, holla at your girl.
02:38They go to hollering, riling up with all the free stuff
02:42that, you know, they want to help out with.
02:44What all kind of stuff did you even get?
02:48Well, I mean, it's yeehaw cowboyed up.
02:50Let's see what we got in here.
02:51Let me see.
02:52Oh, here's bandanas or something.
02:55Let me see.
02:56No, that's the idea of the party.
02:58Oh, my God.
03:00Look.
03:03What does it say?
03:04Last rodeo.
03:06It's our last rodeo.
03:07This is where, I remember these.
03:09You know what I got these for?
03:10June, what the hell is this?
03:11Back a few years ago, I used to be called Elton June.
03:14Ask anybody.
03:15Look at this.
03:16What is this right here?
03:17You got bandanas with freaking glitter on it.
03:21Tell them, KDP.
03:22We know, you know these, Simon.
03:25Freaking cowgirl boots.
03:26Hope you got it.
03:27Who's going to be wearing them?
03:28You?
03:29No, this is Jessica's present.
03:31June, this is not boho.
03:32Like, you're just like cowgirl Barbie themed.
03:35What is boho then?
03:37Boho is like, not this.
03:40Yeah, tell her, not this.
03:41I mean, the bridal shower is like supposed to be boho and like cowboy themed.
03:46Like, I don't think you may know what the hell that really actually means.
03:49But I got what this party really needs.
03:51I mean, I've got the cowboy hats, the bling, the hippie glasses.
03:55Like, boho doesn't mean, like, boring.
04:00Trina knows nothing about throwing a party, okay?
04:03Here, June, boy.
04:06Oh, perfect.
04:07They're really getting glitter.
04:08Why don't they have glitter on it?
04:09June, they're glittered out.
04:11No, they're shiny.
04:12They're rhinestones on it.
04:13I mean, they're pretty shiny to me.
04:16When have you ever dressed up to be a cowgirl?
04:19And I don't think that's the look they were going for, June.
04:22Bling cowgirl.
04:24I think you're the one that wants to be the bling cowgirl.
04:27I think you should wear that tonight.
04:29That might even give you a little piece of two-tay.
04:36Who's calling now?
04:39Katrina.
04:40What else are you calling you for?
04:42Hello?
04:43Hey, Justin, it's Trina.
04:45Hey, how are you?
04:46How are you doing?
04:47I was calling to see if I could talk to June for a minute, please.
04:50Uh, yeah, hang on.
04:52So I'm calling Justin's phone and not June's because I don't want her to have my number.
04:57We're not BFFs.
04:59We don't need to be exchanging phone numbers.
05:01And I just want to explain to her that the shower is about the girls, not about her.
05:06Hello?
05:08Hey, June, how are you doing?
05:09I mean, good.
05:11You know, with the bridal shower, I just wanted to see if you'd do everyone a favor and seriously
05:16watch your mouth because nobody wants to hear all that language while we're there.
05:20Just make sure you weren't going to pull any crazy sucks or anything and let the day actually
05:24be about the girls and not about June.
05:27Damn it, no drama.
05:28You have a good day.
05:29Yeah!
05:30All right.
05:31You too, June.
05:33I mean, I'm all for the not making about yourself, it's about them, but do they not know you?
05:38Trina, it's an open book, boring.
05:41And you've got to be fun.
05:54Trina, it's about one.
05:55Yeah.
06:01Oh, Q-tip.
06:04Oh, boo, look at this.
06:06It's for our bridal shower, ain't it pretty?
06:08It's cute.
06:10We can make bigger ones and we can get, like, a little wooden pail and stick them all in
06:14there.
06:15Use some of these.
06:17It's cute, Boogie Bean.
06:19But I think we need to talk about something else.
06:22About what?
06:23Just come on.
06:25We just need to talk.
06:31You know, I'm glad you're excited about that and stuff, but I mean, what about your sister,
06:36Pumpkin?
06:37What about her?
06:38We need to know if she's coming to the bridal shower.
06:41I mean, do you honestly think she's going to show up?
06:44I haven't talked to her in forever.
06:45That's not the point.
06:46I need to know.
06:47I can't handle an outburst at our bridal shower.
06:51I mean, our mom's already going at it.
06:54I don't want it to happen here.
06:55It's supposed to be a good, happy day.
07:00Pumpkin popped off at Jessie at her bachelorette party.
07:03Bitch, it's literally my ex-husband, so whose side are you on here?
07:08I'm actually in the middle.
07:10See ya, traitor.
07:12Wow.
07:16And I do not want her popping off at our bridal shower.
07:18I know Jessie hates confrontation, but she also misses Pumpkin.
07:22They're sisters, and they just need to get over it.
07:25I love the way it sounds when the rain hits the roof.
07:28Pumpkin, you just need to call and figure out.
07:30I mean, if she don't come, she don't come.
07:32If she does, she does.
07:33But we need to know.
07:34I mean, do you honestly think she's about to pick up?
07:37I don't care.
07:38Just call her.
07:40Okay, whatever.
07:41Let's call her.
07:43I know Pumpkin's got this invitation.
07:45I sent it out a long time ago.
07:47I mean, I don't know if she's lost it, set it on fire, threw it in the trash, or what.
07:52So I'm assuming that she's just still mad.
07:55But, I mean, if Cheyenne wants me to call, I guess I'll call.
08:01Hey, it's Pumpkin.
08:02I can't answer the phone right now.
08:03Call me back.
08:05She's not picking up my phone call.
08:08Just keep trying.
08:10Okay.
08:25Come here.
08:26Be careful.
08:27Be careful.
08:29Come on.
08:36Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.
08:37I want to go outside.
08:38We can't go outside.
08:40It's thunder and lightning.
08:41I want to go outside.
08:44Mom, a blue waffle's calling.
08:47Well, ignore it.
08:48We're not answering her calls.
08:50I have Jessie say there's blue waffle on my phone just because, like, one night we were
08:54all just being funny, funny, ha-ha.
08:56And, like, Jessica didn't really know what a blue waffle is.
08:59And, like, I'm not going to explain what a blue waffle is to you because if you don't
09:03know, then just look it up on the internet.
09:05What if Jessica's calling to apologize?
09:07If Jessica's calling me to apologize, she can just keep calling because it's going to keep
09:12going to voicemail.
09:13I'm not listening to anything you have to say over to the phone, especially not an apology.
09:17If you want to be an adult enough to snitch on me, you can be adult enough to apologize
09:20to my face.
09:24But she's calling you again?
09:25There might be something important.
09:27Say, we're not talking about that right now, Darren.
09:30I'm not talking about what a name.
09:32I bet we ain't.
09:33But we say, mind y'all own business.
09:37Look, again, write the voicemail.
09:39So, then you're going to go over there.
09:43Pull a mama on pumpkin?
09:44I mean, that's how y'all communicate.
09:47Popping up.
09:48I mean, how do you expect this to all work when I get over there?
09:51I mean, we haven't talked since the bachelorette party thing, whatever you want to call it.
09:55And she told me I wasn't her sister anymore.
09:58I mean, sisters say stuff, Jessie.
10:01You know you miss her.
10:02You need to talk to her.
10:04I mean, y'all made a promise to Anna when she passed that y'all would all be close and
10:08y'all would stay in each other's lives.
10:09But Anna knows pumpkin's crazy.
10:11Well, you want your sister there, regardless of what happened or what was said.
10:16Family's family.
10:18I don't know.
10:19I want to believe that blood is thicker than water, but pumpkin's never been that pissed
10:23off at me.
10:24So, I mean, hopefully showing up will clear everything up.
10:27I hope.
10:29Bye.
10:30Love ya.
10:31Love ya.
10:33You're getting old.
10:34You stress me out.
10:36I don't care.
10:36You love me.
10:52I don't want to go do this.
10:56Oh.
11:02You're grossed nothing.
11:05Oh, then we lock doors now, too?
11:08Who is that?
11:10You expecting somebody?
11:11No.
11:13Watch out.
11:13Let me go see who that is.
11:15They're knocking like it's important.
11:22Well, well.
11:24What do you want?
11:25Can you not answer your phone?
11:27Clearly, if I'm not answering my phone, I don't want to talk.
11:30Well, that's why I showed up.
11:32Can we just talk?
11:38Coming up on Mama June.
11:41Oh, one for June and then bam for Darren's bitch ass.
11:45I haven't really talked to Josh.
11:46Like, after the divorce, he kind of just disappeared.
11:49Josh is going to come to the battle tower?
11:50Well, we ain't got to be there.
11:52Your mom better not piss my mom off, because then she'll piss me off.
11:55The party has arrived!
11:57Why you couldn't have sent her the wrong address?
11:59Mama, Trina may be a little pissed off about my outfit, but when my big surprise gets here...
12:10Can you not answer your phone?
12:11Clearly, if I'm not answering my phone, I don't want to talk.
12:15Can we just talk?
12:20Let me hear what you got to say.
12:23You know, I admit that I told him, but Pumpkin, he came home with flowers and looked like his puppy
12:27just died.
12:29I mean, look, I understand why Pumpkin's mad at me.
12:32I mean, it wasn't my place to tell Josh about her and Darren.
12:35But Josh showed up with flowers and thought he still had a chance with Pumpkin.
12:38I mean, what was I supposed to do?
12:40Why do y'all have flowers?
12:42There might be still something there.
12:44I don't want to move on.
12:46I mean, I did what I thought was right.
12:48I mean, do I think Pumpkin will ever forgive me?
12:50I don't know.
12:52What was I supposed to do?
12:53Just let him keep going?
12:54I mean, yeah, I should have...
12:54So throw your sister under the bus?
12:56Yeah, I should have told you, but at that point, like, what is it like you do?
13:00Still wasn't your place?
13:02Like, in a divorce, you're supposed to choose your sister.
13:05You know what?
13:05I'm not choosing sides.
13:07I mean, y'all were together for 10 years.
13:08Didn't anybody tell you to snitch on me, though, Jessie?
13:10Nobody.
13:11We're supposed to be sisters.
13:12Sister code.
13:13You're never supposed to snitch on me.
13:14Never.
13:15Well, I mean, he's a good friend to me.
13:17I still see him sometimes to see your damn kids, because you don't let me see him.
13:20You don't pick up a phone call.
13:21Well, you run that for yourself.
13:25Whatever.
13:26What about if I had snitched on you?
13:27How would you feel?
13:28Well, at least it was out.
13:31You know, I'm not really hearing a sincere apology, Jessie.
13:40Well, I'm sorry.
13:41I mean, I know I shouldn't have told him.
13:44Maybe I should have told you first.
13:46But I didn't want to keep dragging her on.
13:48I was looking out for the best of both of you.
13:51I'm sorry.
13:56Mm.
13:58Yeah, well, I guess I can forgive, but I won't forget.
14:03Um, that's all I'm asking is for forgiving.
14:06You know, the Jessie stuff really did get to me.
14:09I mean, I am glad that she apologized, but really, I wish she would have done it sooner.
14:14Or really, maybe not snitched on me at all.
14:16There's more important stuff we need to talk about.
14:18Like what?
14:19Like how Mama's being an ass right now?
14:22Mm.
14:25Well, come on, let's sit down, man.
14:32I'm listening.
14:33So I went and talked to Mama about, you know, everything, about the whole wedding and everything
14:38and asked her, could she help a little bit?
14:40Because Trina's literally done everything for the bridal shower.
14:42Mm-hmm.
14:43We were doing DIY stuff at our house for the bridal shower, and she just was, her and Trina just,
14:48they butted heads.
14:49It was bad.
14:50Well, I can't imagine.
14:51I mean, she literally walked in the house and said, hey, bitches.
14:55Trina better get used to that.
14:57And then they just argued.
14:59I'm already stressing out because our house is small, and we're having the bridal shower there.
15:04I don't know why y'all keep getting y'all's hopes up with that lady.
15:06I don't.
15:06You think she changed, you know?
15:09Girl, 25 years ain't nothing changed but her size.
15:12She helped you.
15:13She paid for your wedding in Vegas.
15:14Come on now.
15:15I mean, yeah, Mama did like financially help with me and Josh's wedding, but like,
15:19we had to go to Vegas.
15:21Everything was on her dime, her opinion.
15:25I'm like, me and Josh would have preferred to get married at a damn barn somewhere.
15:29See, like, if you want her help, it's going to have to be her way.
15:32Or you're going to have to do this without her help.
15:34One of the two.
15:36I mean, did you get my invitation?
15:38I did.
15:39You ain't got to worry.
15:40Mama P will be there.
15:42I know.
15:43I know you miss Mama P.
15:46I don't miss your sarcastic mouth.
15:49Uh-oh.
16:01I don't see anybody throwing any uppercuts.
16:13I'm going to get him.
16:17Hello.
16:17OK, OK.
16:18Who we got here?
16:20We got a new student coming in.
16:22Yeah.
16:24I'm a little late.
16:25How you feeling?
16:25I'm all right.
16:26All right.
16:27All right.
16:27Today, we're going to get in here and we're going to work.
16:30Let's make it happen.
16:32Take your shoes on off.
16:34Justin suggested I try boxing to try to relieve some stress because it's not just this past
16:40year that's been ****.
16:43I've always been angry, had anger issues as a child, anger issues coming up now, and all
16:48the **** from June and Pumpkin and just going through marriage over the years.
16:53It's all been stressful as hell.
16:55So doing this is almost like doing therapy.
16:59And I get to hit things.
17:01It's great.
17:02If you got anything going on, anything frustrating you, it's nothing like getting in the ring
17:07and hitting something.
17:08You put your left foot in front and you put your power hand, which is your right hand, in
17:13the back.
17:13This hand will be one.
17:15That hand will be two.
17:16One.
17:17Two.
17:18I want you to step with it.
17:20One.
17:22Throw that too hard.
17:24Dude, look at you.
17:24That's all right.
17:25That's all right.
17:26Look at your target.
17:27You're taking your eye off the target.
17:28Whatever's going on, you just keep doing what you're supposed to do.
17:31Right.
17:32Go.
17:33There you go.
17:35Divorced.
17:36Uh.
17:37One, two, one, two.
17:37Yes.
17:38That's the way to throw that hand.
17:40Right.
17:40That's what I'm talking about.
17:41I like that.
17:43Bam.
17:44Co-parenting.
17:46Throw the hand.
17:47Snap that hit.
17:48Back.
17:51Take that.
17:55Regular.
17:55Uh.
17:56One for June and then...
17:58Oh.
17:58Two for June.
17:59That's what you need, too.
18:01Like a fighter who won't stay down.
18:04Not the loser on the floor.
18:06Again.
18:08There you go.
18:09Now, you hear that pop?
18:11Right.
18:11That's how it's supposed to sound when you hit somebody in the face in the jaw.
18:14Right.
18:14Pow.
18:15Just like that.
18:16Right.
18:16Every time.
18:17Every time.
18:17Now, picture somebody's face in there.
18:20And then another bam for Darren's bitch ass.
18:23Come on.
18:24Like a penis, you will rise.
18:28Now.
18:31Coming off of Mama Jean.
18:33What?
18:34What's wrong now?
18:34Our whole backyard caught on fire.
18:37And the fire department said they think it's arson.
18:40Have you told, uh, Jessie yet?
18:42No.
18:42I'm not ready to break the news to her.
18:44If I'm not communicating with you, I'm sorry, but...
18:46I think it's just weird that he's, like, even hanging out with Jessie and, like, he doesn't,
18:49like, talk to me.
18:50Is Josh coming?
18:51I don't know.
18:52He actually might show up with Darren here?
18:54Hmm.
18:55Coming here might be a mistake.
19:08What are we doing out here anyway?
19:10We're going to study together.
19:12All the nursing things.
19:14Ha-ha.
19:15It's really pretty here in Colorado.
19:18And honestly, me and Jalen really do love to be outside and, like, just explore new things.
19:22But most of the time, I'm studying, so we got to bring the study tools with us.
19:28Let's take your heart rate.
19:30You're going to get in there.
19:35Oh, you're 96 beats per minute, which is in normal parameters.
19:40I don't know what that mean, but yeah.
19:42So I don't think you're going to die anytime soon.
19:45And then...
19:48Do you know the second step to taking vitals?
19:50Hmm.
19:51It's temperature.
19:52Do you know where you take the temperature at?
19:54Where's your butt?
19:57Oh.
19:58We...
19:58That is an option, but we don't do that very much because that causes discomfort, so we
20:02take it at your armpit.
20:04Wow.
20:05Did you decide you're going to go home for Jessie's bottle shower?
20:09Well, I don't know.
20:10Like, summer semester is coming up pretty fast.
20:13I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it.
20:15Have you told Jessie yet?
20:17No.
20:18I'm not ready to break the news to her.
20:20Do you think I should call her?
20:21Yeah, I think she'll call her.
20:24Oh, my gosh.
20:27What if she, like, gets upset?
20:29I think she was on the stand.
20:31Like, you in school?
20:32Hello?
20:33Hey, Jessie.
20:35What are you doing?
20:36I'm at the park with Draylon, having a little picnic, studying.
20:41That's enough.
20:43Well, I'm just giving you a ring ring to let you know that I do start my summer semester
20:51in, like, a week, so I don't think I'm going to make the bridal shower.
20:56Man, I want to...
20:57I mean, I understand classes can get in the way.
21:00I mean, we're all going to miss you there, and you know Josh is going to be there.
21:04Oh, really?
21:06I mean, yeah, so...
21:08Well, you let us know how it goes, and I'm so sad that we couldn't be there.
21:12It's okay.
21:13I understand.
21:14All right, bye.
21:15All right.
21:16You don't think that's weird that Josh is going to come to the bridal shower?
21:20I'm glad we ain't got to be there.
21:22I haven't really talked to Josh.
21:24Like, after the divorce, he kind of just disappeared.
21:26He went ghost.
21:27I don't know really what the problem is, but I think, like, maybe a text message or even
21:33a call saying, like, hey, I'm going through a lot right now.
21:36Like, if I'm not communicating with you, I'm sorry, but I haven't even got a, hey, how
21:40are you doing?
21:41I think it's just weird that he's, like, even hanging out with Jessie, and, like, he doesn't,
21:44like, talk to me.
22:09Thank God the fire trucks got there when they did.
22:12All that's burnt.
22:14Here's the backside of the house.
22:15All that burnt.
22:16All this is burnt.
22:18Our house was almost gone.
22:20It was burning up there.
22:24Oh, this is stressful.
22:26You can still see smoke back that way.
22:28But look, it goes all, all the way up there.
22:32Like, it's rough.
22:33We don't have a place to go.
22:36I'm just glad all the pets are safe.
22:39Let's go, Coco Bean.
22:48Hey, boo, I just got all the animals.
22:51I have Coco in the front and Chase and Hazel in the back, and I'm headed to get you and
22:55Harpy.
22:56I mean, I'm glad all the animals are okay and you made it there to get them.
22:59I mean, do we still have a house?
23:02I mean, we still have a house for sure, but the whole yard is still smothering.
23:06And the forestry people were there, and the man told me if we didn't have the cement that
23:12was on the ground, then it would have got the house.
23:17I'm not a loss for words.
23:18I mean, that's just crazy.
23:20It's crazy.
23:20And the first thing the fire department said was they think it's arson.
23:24So somebody purposely done this.
23:26I mean, who the hell would do that?
23:27I mean, how are we even going to feel safe at the house again?
23:30I don't know.
23:32This is just bizarre.
23:34I mean, I know that's not the main focus right now, but what are we going to do for
23:37the bridal shower?
23:39That I don't know.
23:40Like, that's what I'm having to figure out.
23:41I don't know what to do at this point.
23:43Like, we can sit down and talk about that later and figure it out.
23:47Okay.
23:48I'm just glad everybody's out safe.
23:51Well, I love you, Bookie Bean.
23:53Hey, I love you, baby.
23:54Okay.
23:54Okay, thanks.
24:05What are you making?
24:07Popcorn.
24:08And it's going to have marshmallows on it.
24:10The popcorn?
24:11Yeah.
24:13I'm going to melt it.
24:14I'm going to show you.
24:18He got me.
24:20I'm going to make the marshmallows.
24:22I'm still trying to figure out what you're going to do, just drizzle the marshmallows on
24:25top of the popcorn?
24:26Yes.
24:27Darren's really good with my kids.
24:29The kids enjoy being around him and doing things with him.
24:32And I know that Darren will do any and everything that he can for the kids.
24:36And I absolutely love that.
24:37Like, it's kind of nice.
24:40I want this.
24:43Mom, can I do it?
24:44Can I do it?
24:45Yeah, well, you're going to have to give it a minute.
24:47Bye, Bobby.
24:49Bobby.
24:54Oh!
24:58Poor Coco Bean needs some water.
25:01I can give her some Gatorade.
25:02No, don't do that.
25:04I'm glad we don't have the cats.
25:06That would have been rough in a hotel room.
25:07Yeah, I'm glad we could take the cats to your mom's.
25:10I mean, it's still just, it's mind-blowing that this just happened to us.
25:15It's crazy what just happened.
25:17Our house could have been gone.
25:18I mean, thank God it wasn't.
25:20I'm just, I'm ready to be at this hotel.
25:22I think Coco is too.
25:23So is Harpy.
25:27We're supposed to throw a bridal shower tomorrow and have 20 people over.
25:32What are we supposed to do now?
25:34Do we cancel it?
25:35I mean, we don't cancel it.
25:38People's already, you know, made plans.
25:39Where are we going to have it at?
25:41I mean, I have an idea.
25:43I mean, I could ask Pumpkin.
25:46Didn't you guys just make up?
25:47We did, but you know how our family dynamic works?
25:50You know, one minute you know we're going at it, the next minute we're fine and everything's back to normal.
25:54So, call Pumpkin.
25:57You're asking her.
25:58I'll talk to her.
26:02Hold on, Jess is calling me.
26:04Start this.
26:06Hello?
26:08Girl, I have so much to tell you.
26:10What?
26:11What's wrong now?
26:13Girl, our whole backyard in the back side of our house caught on fire.
26:18What?
26:19The whole back side of our house and then the fire department said they think it's arson.
26:24Why are you going to piss off?
26:27I can piss nobody off.
26:29What are y'all going to do about the bridal shower?
26:32Well, that's what I called you about.
26:37What about it?
26:38So, you know, we were supposed to have 20 people at our house, but we can't bring them with a
26:42smut yard and a house that smells like smut.
26:45We were wondering if maybe we could do it at your house.
26:55Coming up on Mama Jean.
26:56I'm just going to tell everybody to leave the drama at home.
26:59What if I can't?
27:00If he go out here and start some bulls**t, you're going to have to deal with your ex-mother-in
27:05-law.
27:06Hey!
27:07Josh is here.
27:09That is awkward.
27:14What are y'all going to do about the bridal shower that y'all have planned?
27:18Well, we were wondering if maybe we could do it at your house.
27:26Well, if there's one thing I know how to do, it's to throw a party last minute, so...
27:32Bent, bent.
27:33I reckon...
27:34Let me move it.
27:35You can have it here, Jessie.
27:36You reckon what?
27:38Thank you for stepping up and doing this for us.
27:41You want me to call Mama and tell her?
27:43Yeah, you can.
27:44Yeah, but you better let all your other guests know, because I'm not a one-stop shop here.
27:47All I can do is throw the party.
27:49All right, thank you again.
27:51You're welcome.
27:55Well, that worked out really well.
27:58I told you, you know, we argue and then we're fine.
28:00We always got each other's bags.
28:02I'm crazy.
28:05Bentley, come here.
28:06Okay.
28:08Why is it so sticky?
28:10It has marshmallows on it.
28:11Oh.
28:13So what do you think about her throwing it here?
28:14I think it would be great.
28:15That way you can just stay here.
28:16You're going to be here, too.
28:18Yeah, probably not.
28:19Yeah, sure.
28:20I'm sure she invited Josh.
28:21Who cares?
28:23I thought that was the whole rule.
28:24You've got to keep the peace.
28:26Can't ruffle no feathers.
28:27Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
28:29Yeah, but I want you to be here.
28:32I've asked Darren to leave when Josh comes and picks up the kids or drops off the kids
28:37just because Josh hates Darren and I try to avoid that whole situation.
28:41But I'm sick of that.
28:43Darren's my boyfriend and I want him to be involved in, like, family things and things that we do together.
28:48So, no, I'm not asking him to leave this time.
28:50It's time for Josh to man up and deal with the fact that we have both moved on.
28:55I mean, honestly, who really even knows?
28:56He probably won't even show up now that it's here.
29:00I mean, it's really a 50-50.
29:05I'll just stay.
29:08Great.
29:10I didn't even want to stay.
29:12Now I'm going to stay for the principal of it.
29:15Wonderful.
29:16I'm going to call mama, too.
29:18Call your mama about what?
29:19About that.
29:21Ha!
29:22Have fun with that.
29:25I'm going to the shop.
29:26Hello.
29:27Hey, Jimbo, where you doing?
29:28I'm not just sitting here, like, chilling.
29:30What are you doing?
29:32Jessie called me.
29:34I mean, damn, you and her talking about it again?
29:36Yes, Jimbo, we figured it out.
29:39Hmm.
29:40Look at you, being a big girl, putting your big girl panties on like I told you.
29:43Besides the point, Jimbo, Jessie called me and said that somebody intentionally set her backyard on fire.
29:52Like, what the ?
29:53Yeah.
29:54I'm for real.
29:56You ain't going over there?
29:57No, she just asked me if she could do the bridal shower here.
30:00I told her, yeah.
30:01Hmm, so Mama P, I guess, is back in charge of life.
30:05Damn right Mama P's back.
30:06I'll see you in the morning, Jimbo.
30:08Whatever.
30:09You better have your breakfast there, bitch.
30:11You just have to have the last word, too, don't you?
30:13That's right.
30:21Well, I guess this is our home for now.
30:25Coco Bean, come here.
30:27Come on.
30:28You got it.
30:29Come on.
30:29You did it a minute ago.
30:30Come here.
30:32Oh, there it goes.
30:34For now, and definitely for the bridal shower, let's not talk about the house almost burning down,
30:39because I don't want anybody feeling bad for us.
30:41It's not about that for the bridal shower.
30:43Yeah, I mean, if they ask questions, they'll just be like, we just weren't in a bigger space.
30:46Yeah.
30:47How long do we have to stay here?
30:49We don't know yet, Harper.
30:51I want to go home.
30:52All right, you and me both.
30:54I think we'd all prefer to go home, boo-hoo-bean.
30:56All right, I'm about to call Josh.
31:09Hey, we were calling because we have a change in venue for our bridal shower.
31:15Oh, boy.
31:17I don't know if you still would like to come.
31:19It's going to be at Pumpkins.
31:21Oh, really?
31:22So you guys are talking now?
31:24Uh, yeah.
31:26We did clear everything up.
31:28I mean, I just wanted to let you know that she knows it's going to be at her house, so,
31:31you know, Darren will probably be there.
31:36I'm just going to tell everybody to leave the drama at home.
31:39What if I can't?
31:41Just think about it.
31:42It's not about y'all.
31:43It's about us.
31:44It's about me drop-kicking him out of his chair.
31:50Oh, my God.
32:02Josh?
32:03Coming up on Mama Jean.
32:05Jessie, did you tell her it was y'all shower, not a birthday party?
32:08You wait till y'all see the dress I'm wearing to the wedding.
32:11Hey, Josh is here.
32:12Oh, that's awkward.
32:19The food is going to go up right here.
32:25There we go.
32:28Cheyenne.
32:29I need a flower.
32:30I'm coming.
32:35Food.
32:36There's one more table inside I need you to put up.
32:39I get it.
32:39We're going to do this first.
32:42I get to wear this, Mama?
32:44Yes.
32:44Put it down.
32:45I'm going to give it to both of y'all.
32:47Oh.
32:47All right.
32:48Yay, there it's on.
32:50It's on, boy.
32:55What, you excited?
32:56Yeah.
33:00Your mama did really good.
33:01I mean, all the decorations look good.
33:03There was a bounce house for the kids.
33:05I mean, the only thing you've got to worry about is if Mama steps on your mom's toes.
33:09Your mom better not piss my mom off, because then she'll piss me off.
33:14Looks nice.
33:15It is.
33:16I mean, really, thank you.
33:18I mean, we couldn't have pulled this off today.
33:20I mean, just remember, next time you try to betray me, you really need me on your side.
33:24You know?
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:26Yeah, it was over here.
33:27We're good.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Yeah.
33:28And you're never going to do that again.
33:30I promise.
33:30Need a hug?
33:31I don't want a hug.
33:32Well, I mean, like, I hate to, you know, we're in the mood, but is Josh going?
33:38I don't know.
33:39Well, I just hope don't let that go down, Jessie.
33:44I don't really know if Josh is going to have the balls to show up, knowing that Mama and
33:48Darren are going to be here.
33:50Whew.
33:51I know he don't like Mama, and he don't like Darren.
33:54Lord knows what's actually going to happen if he does show up.
33:58So, I got you these.
34:00I agree with what I'm wondering.
34:01Thanks.
34:02We're just going to keep chit-chatting over there, or we're going to finish decorating this stuff?
34:06I'm trying to see how much it'll cost to keep June away today.
34:11Thanks.
34:12Do y'all like the fact that we match each other?
34:14Yeah, look at that.
34:15Look like two grannies.
34:17I like it.
34:20There's cute, too.
34:21Our dresses match.
34:22Period.
34:23Y'all do match.
34:24I like it.
34:25I don't know a lot about bridal showers, but I didn't realize there was so much twinning
34:30going on at bridal showers.
34:32I didn't know everybody had to match and all dressed the same, I guess.
34:38They're called Juniebug.
34:39Oh, no, I'm not hurt.
34:41Oh, Juniebug.
34:42This is fun.
34:44It's going to be a good day.
34:46It's canceled.
34:47Juniebug leave now.
34:48No.
34:49It's canceled.
34:51Hey, y'all think y'all can handle this bridal shower without us?
34:54It's your bridal shower.
34:56Why you couldn't have sent her the wrong address?
34:58Mama.
35:00Not starting it.
35:01We all got to play nice.
35:03My mom told me years ago kindness kills, but she didn't tell me it was going to kill me.
35:08Oh.
35:09You got to put your hair back.
35:11You got to put your hair back.
35:12Here, buddy.
35:13Oh, no, ma'am.
35:14What do they have on?
35:16The party has arrived.
35:19What is that?
35:21That's embarrassing.
35:22Hey, y'all.
35:24Yeah, look at these.
35:25Where's y'all's outfits at?
35:26It's the fact her and Katie Pee are matching.
35:29Juniebug, what in the hell are you wearing?
35:31I'm wearing my cowgirl outfit.
35:33What you doing?
35:33I'm wearing Katie Pee.
35:35There's a dinosaur on it.
35:37It's cowboy.
35:39Leave it to Junie to show up looking ridiculous, making everything about her just like I knew
35:45she would.
35:46A1 day one.
35:47I mean, I think I did damn good in my outfit, though.
35:50I think everybody's going to want that.
35:52Here, here's our cowboy ass here.
35:53Um, Jessie, did you tell her it was y'all's shower, not a birthday party?
35:59Or a boho and not whatever this is?
36:02Don't y'all want y'all a little pink light hat like this?
36:06Yeehaw, cowgirls and cowboys.
36:08Think about it.
36:08Look at this hat.
36:09Wouldn't you want to wear this hat instead of an old boring, um, flower dress?
36:15Come on now.
36:16Which one would you want, y'all?
36:18They told me cowboy and boho.
36:22Mama, we said boho, not a pink party.
36:25They're beautiful, y'all.
36:27It's not even like colors.
36:29It's the same colors we got.
36:30Not even close.
36:31I mean, she has a dinosaur.
36:33Junie did not listen to anything that I said.
36:36You know, with the bridal shower, make sure you weren't going to pull any crazy sucks or anything.
36:41You let the day actually be about the girls and not about June.
36:46Colors are teal and burnt orange.
36:48She shows up with some pink glitter and some dinosaur with a cowgirl riding on it.
36:53She just doesn't listen to anything.
36:55It's all got to be about June.
36:57And she is just so disrespectful.
36:58I do not know how much longer I'm going to be able to bite my tongue with that woman.
37:03So look, watch, look.
37:06June, where did you get all this?
37:08Do you love this idea?
37:09No.
37:10Yes.
37:10Where did you get this from what we were doing?
37:13Look, this is the colors we worked on the day.
37:15We worked on orange.
37:16Where did dinosaurs come from?
37:18Well, because I couldn't find the cowboy, but so I had to do this.
37:23No, you didn't have to.
37:24It's a yeehaw cowgirl.
37:25No, no, no, no.
37:26That's not yeehaw cowgirl.
37:27Y'all said cowgirl and boho.
37:29We never said cowgirl.
37:31Where do you get that from?
37:32We never said cowgirl.
37:44We never said cowgirl.
37:52We said boho.
37:54Look, nothing cowgirl.
37:55Nothing.
37:56It's all imagined.
37:57No, that's your imagination.
37:59No.
37:59I think everybody at the party is going to love it.
38:01I was actually going to buy you one of these.
38:03Well, thank you for not doing that.
38:07Hey, can we calm down?
38:08I think I hear some of our friends coming, and I don't want them to hear our drama.
38:12Who gives a if they don't know the drama, then they'd better get used to it.
38:16Oh, no.
38:17Oh, my God.
38:20All right, baby, you want to help me get the food?
38:22Yeah.
38:26You can take the gift to the table, Lulu.
38:30All right, take it to mommy.
38:43All right, we wanted to tell everybody thank you for coming.
38:46There's food up here.
38:47It is hot.
38:48Y'all can get y'all a plate, and you can just set up these tables.
38:52You think y'all got food you made?
38:53It is a taco bar, y'all.
38:55And thank y'all for coming.
38:57June can't even let her daughter talk.
38:59Jessie's up there trying to thank people and just speak to everyone.
39:03And then here comes June.
39:05She's got to throw her two cents worth in there and be like,
39:07oh, everybody look at me.
39:08Let's make it about me.
39:10I mean, Trina might just want me to sit here and be all,
39:12Miss Quiet, Miss Quiet, but that's just not who I am.
39:14I'm going to speak my mind.
39:15I'm going to say what I'm going to say.
39:16And whether you like it, you like it.
39:18If you don't, you don't.
39:19Sorry, but not sorry.
39:21Everybody come eat.
39:23Come on.
39:24Go ahead and eat, y'all.
39:25It's hot.
39:33So did you see the crazy dress June has on?
39:37It has dinosaurs on it.
39:38It's a dinosaur.
39:41And she said it's Western.
39:43But she got it free off TikTok, so she's going to wear it.
39:46She's got to make everything about her.
39:48She doesn't want it to be about the girls.
39:50Everything's got to be about her.
39:52Not only is it about Cheyenne and Jessie today,
39:56but we have a lot of friends and family here to celebrate them,
40:00and I am not about to let them see June get under my skin.
40:03I think we did the, it kind of, it kind of did all work out.
40:06Yeah, pretty good.
40:07You pulled it off pretty good, boo.
40:09Yeah.
40:09Well, if it's one thing you're going to learn about me,
40:10I'm a good party planner.
40:11You think so?
40:12Thousand percent.
40:13You had no help, did you?
40:14Nobody, nobody helped you?
40:14None at all.
40:15I had it all by yourself.
40:16Yeah, I bet you did.
40:18Come sit down and eat.
40:19Come on.
40:21Nobody wants to see your dinosaur dress anymore.
40:23You've dinosaured everybody out.
40:25You wait till y'all see the dress I'm wearing to the wedding.
40:28Sorry, y'all.
40:28We just canceled our wedding.
40:31Can you just accidentally put the wrong date on one invitation, please?
40:37Trina may be a little pissed off about my outfit,
40:40my little decorations that I bought,
40:41but when my big surprise gets here,
40:44they're going to know I know how to throw a good party.
40:48I mean, did y'all invite y'all's Bansies for the Resties?
40:51I invited him, but I don't know if he's coming.
40:54Who are we talking about here?
40:56Hair Bansies for the Restie, you know who it is.
40:59She's trying to make slick comments.
41:00Talking about Josh, Darren, come on.
41:02You guys are going to, might show up with Darren here?
41:05Have you ever heard that whole thing in school
41:07where you eat your lunch quietly, June?
41:09I'm going to do a silent lunch.
41:14Wait, we have to have silent lunch.
41:16For what?
41:17You get silent lunch, we're talking too loud.
41:23Hey, Josh is here.
41:25Oh.
41:27Oh, boy.
41:28Josh did show up.
41:29I just hope that he can stay calm, cool, collective
41:32and keep his anger under control,
41:34not only for Jessie and Cheyenne,
41:36but me and Darren's sake, too.
41:38Oh, we'll see.
41:40I just hope all hell don't break loose.
41:42What the is Josh doing here?
41:45If he go out here and start some bullshit,
41:47you're going to have to deal with your ex-mother-in-law
41:50that you just love so much.
42:05Oh, it's awful.
42:07Thanks, Lou.
42:07Yeah, thanks, Lou.
42:08Like, everybody in here is being quiet.
42:11And they're not even there to draw one.
42:16Coming here might be a mistake.
42:17Oh, I'm going to have to leave you there.
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