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00:02her takes are always a slam dunk and she's competing for eddie with the stew in the next
00:07bunk it's what's what happens live with michelle collins and jenna from below deck down under now
00:23hey everybody welcome to what's what happens live i'm your host andy cohen in the bravo clubhouse
00:28on below deck down under night every monday my first guest drops a new episode of brit box's
00:33official podcast on the box but when it comes to the below deck down under drama she's always on
00:38the case please welcome our good friend michelle collins and give it up for seconds too from below
00:46deck down under jenna woodberg great to see both of you i want to get right into uh below deck
00:55first
00:55of all i mean this may not be the most hot button issue but were ben's eggs that runny
01:02i mean they were pretty runny i mean i had to drip it down the zinc so no you did
01:08i did and were they
01:09eggs a la francais which we're very familiar with from the roni legacy or i mean i i personally
01:17wouldn't enjoy a plate of eggs with water they were very my they're the only thing runnier than
01:22those were my eggs and i'm just letting people know there's two left so get in there anyway
01:30well the night is young we're gonna fertilize those eggs oh my god maybe tonight i really hope
01:36so yeah let's let's make a baby oh my god i would love that that'd be called like a lavender
01:41baby
01:42oh my god a little a little jewish baby i would say it would be beautiful yes beautiful and tall
01:47i know which i love anyway okay we'll get into it we'll get into it now um what was your
01:54reaction
01:55for alicia blaming mike for the cleaning cloth and then we saw tonight the footage proved that it was
02:02she who left it in there i mean with mike and alicia both of them don't take any accountability for
02:10what they do right um and we will see that throughout the show i believe um what was your reaction
02:17to
02:18ellie's absolutely losing her mind with chef ben i mean it's not new for ellie to lose her mind true
02:27true okay can i say okay can i say yes i was never a huge fan of ellie's until tonight
02:33right i am her
02:34number one fan really i felt it in my blood when she turned on ben i was like yes that
02:40finally
02:40someone is speaking up for women everywhere it was like dolly parton in nine to five yes exactly
02:45no it was amazing i love her yes yeah um by the way before before we move on i have
02:51to ask you
02:52tweeted you were tweeting about the oscars you said kate hudson looked like karen huger yes break that
02:58down for me a little bit what else do you want me to say i thought okay like you know
03:03free kate i
03:04don't know she looked i just saw a picture of her and from you know we're not getting any younger
03:09and
03:09she looked like karen huger she looks gorgeous by the way i love that karen huger how's she doing
03:12she's good okay she's good uh over at the bar we have an author named cynthia and i was shocked
03:18to
03:18learn that her new novel lake effect doesn't even mention lake bailey the book is out now say say hi
03:24to
03:24cynthia dupree sweeney cynthia did you get my lake bailey joke i did oh good oh i like you even
03:33more
03:33i'm prepared yes okay i like i am excited to read this book tonight ellie maniacally crushed pistachios
03:41during her nutty galley fight with ben but i know michelle will come right out of her shell if i
03:46ask her
03:46to crush a round of bravo hot takes yes here we go michelle okay starting with below deck do you
03:52see
03:52subtle sparks flying between joao and daisy could something be afoot i hope there is and i'm going
03:58to say this that i met them at bravo con okay and joao again not such a huge fan i'm
04:03his number one
04:03fan they are both gorgeous yes charming he's funny i know who knew i know yeah no and i love
04:09daisy
04:09obviously so yes i'm all for it what do you think i mean i love daisy and i have a
04:15good relationship
04:16with joao so together though i don't know i like it joao can do a lap dance like nobody's business
04:24by the way his girlfriend was there and he almost gave me one there you go i'm not just saying
04:27that i
04:27was like now that ben's had issues with both alicia and ellie do you think he's the problem
04:34or is he getting unlucky he is the problem okay i will say it where's my camera i do think
04:39he's the
04:39problem he's you know listen you can be english and funny but you can't be obnoxious and there's
04:43something a little bit off with ben and i can't he's a great chef yeah i think he does beautiful
04:47work but um no i'm i'm defending the women what's your opinion on the gas dubbing mike the charmer
04:53of the crew despite him not always getting his tasks done uh mike isn't for me i just it's too
04:59carved you know when somebody it's that english thing where they're taking the beard line like very
05:03uh backstreet boys it's not for me now you are our resident uh british expert you are an expat
05:09how are you digesting the new uh ladies of london andy from my heart thank you for this show
05:16i have nothing to do with it it is one of the best shows i think since salt lake i
05:22have not been
05:22so excited i love these women i want to know them okay i want to be like the poor friend
05:26the bethany
05:27let's say okay back in the day no back in the day you know what i mean but yes i
05:30want to take
05:31care of the bird i'm in yes yeah um by the way uh wait until you see the real housewives
05:37of
05:37rhode island oh i'm going to the party oh good oh and i can't wait oh you're gonna it's it's
05:42beyond
05:42i have nothing left yes he shows uh was kimmy too uh crass complaining about the heavy conversation
05:48at the vineyard or do you get what she was saying i kind of get it to be honest with
05:52you yeah it was a
05:53bit heavy um i have sympathy for what happened it's a horrible story but you know let's have a laugh
05:57um uh okay beverly hills yeah uh dorit versus the gals whose side are you on okay people aren't
06:05gonna like this i have to be on my dorit side okay i love dorit you know i knew that
06:10was gonna happen
06:11by the way i'm ready for it i'm ready i love dorit as someone i'm i'm fairly late myself i'll
06:15say not
06:16as late as she is but she's funny i think people who have humor okay and some of these girls
06:21name some
06:21more names don't and it's a problem for me um how are you feeling about uh rachel oh rachel's fine
06:28yeah yeah i know i like her i like her kids how do you feel about amanda okay amanda's what
06:34i was
06:34talking about amanda needs to learn how to laugh sometimes you see someone you go what do they
06:37sound like laughing like the olsen twins i have never heard what do they sound like laughing andy you
06:41don't know we've never heard it so i want to hear that sound you know i was on a i
06:47was on a
06:48a very long yacht trip with ashley olsen tell me everything i heard her laugh a lot really
06:53yes must be nice thank you very much all right tonight eddie julgenna's dream wedding would
07:00include quote a lot of abba and since the drama with alicia ed jenna saying sos i need her to
07:06gimme gimme gimme her side of that whole mess with eddie steady go jenna's version okay what
07:12initially attracted you to eddie when you got on the ship uh he's a very kind person
07:17do you think alicia would have handed over her phone if mike hadn't fully blown up her spot
07:23no uh are you surprised at all that alicia is no longer seeing the boyfriend she was dating while
07:28on charter absolutely not uh what was going through your mind when you were witness to alicia's phone
07:34call with her boyfriend trying to defuse this the eddie situation oh i was i have no words to
07:41describe what i was hearing really uh now seeing how ben acted in the galley this charter season does
07:47that dissuade you from feeling any feelings for the man no i have no feelings for uh when eddie
07:54tried to deny wrongdoing were you proud of yourself for challenging him and revealing you had seen the
07:58evidence firsthand 100 i stood what by what exactly what i said is alicia a girl's girl who made a
08:06misstep or do you sense she's perpetually violating girl code no i don't think alicia's girl
08:12a girl's girl okay were you at all surprised that eddie tried to flirt with you on the most recent
08:18crew
08:18night out after the two of you had just discussed that you wanted to be friends no i'm hot so
08:24i would
08:24understand i love it thank you very much yes she's hot so she understands it now it took mike 20
08:36minutes
08:36to get an ice bucket for the primary tonight and i hope my guests will move with more urgency when
08:40i
08:41ask them to put some yachties in the three shady buckets it's time to play shag roulette ladies our
08:47slot machine will spit out random threesomes of single bravo liberties you will take turn
08:51choosing who to shag who to marry and who to kill michelle collins you are up first i'm ready
08:56spin it guys nervous captain carrie captain jason captain glenn okay um shag captain carrie
09:04marry captain glenn and i'm just gonna have to kill captain jason
09:09guess what girls guess what girls again i don't go for the common one he everyone wants a piece of
09:15jason he's a fine he's an okay guy i need a little more leadership in the bedroom and i feel
09:21like
09:21even even you think he's passive in the bedroom no i think on the ship he is okay i need
09:26more
09:26leadership okay jenna this is for you chef ben chef anthony chef josh oh okay well chef josh is a
09:37clown
09:37ugh okay so we kill chef josh okay that's good um yeah no jokes in the bedroom and then chef
09:48anthony i
09:49i think i and then chef ben you'd marry chef ben wow okay stability and all spin it around for
09:57michelle collins no censorship in south africa eddie mike joao oh okay this is a good one um okay
10:04murder mike okay i think i got them confused before mike's gotta go okay um i would i think i'd
10:11marry
10:11eddie he's got sad eyes and i like that okay very good okay jenna this one's for you
10:21nathan max joe bradley oh joe looks hot okay um let's marry the hot one okay yeah nathan okay
10:32and then max yeah okay let's let's do one more for michelle sustainable shane tom kelly
10:44barely remember these guys so let's just go around i literally they look the same this looks like from
10:48sound of music rolf and his two siblings um i'll do uh let's marry kelly he looks like he yearns
10:55a
10:55living tom gotta go i'm getting maga vibes and sustainable shane i'll uh thank you very much
11:01michelle collins andy cohen in the bravo clubhouse with the hilarious michelle collins
11:28the michelle collins show drops new content daily on patreon daily wow check it out
11:33say hi to jenna from below deck down under the bar it's the author of lake effect a novel out
11:40now
11:40cynthia dupree sweeney um what's it about cynthia what's your book about it's about two families in
11:481977 in rochester new york stay with me yes i'm in the dad from one family and the mom from
11:56another
11:56family fell madly in love and decades of chaos ensued oh my god it's very bravo i'm very in thank
12:04you
12:04drinking game reminder if you're 21 or over anytime you hear this word drink until you need to hydrate
12:09with chef ben's watery eggs let's take some fan questions elliot from benzovania is here in our
12:15studio with a question for michelle yes hi thank you my question's for michelle which housewife at
12:21bravo con acted completely different off camera in a way that fans wouldn't expect wow that's an
12:28interesting question okay how controversial can i get go for it now listen i think she was tired and
12:33bravo con is draining as can be but i met meredith and it was like meeting a spirit in the
12:37wind like
12:37i don't even think she said hi she was like a little bit out of it but she's kind of
12:41like that on
12:41the show um who i mean really though who else everybody was honestly really nice i saw um vicky
12:47getting wheeled that was fun a lot of women in wheelchairs sheree sheree was in a wheelchair
12:51remember that backstage it was chaotic it looked like the er i was like are these women okay does
12:56that answer your question yes very good you painted a pastiche it was amazing our virtual fans amanda and
13:03kara from new york are on the line with a question for jana hi ladies hi andy hi girls if
13:10you had to
13:11work with one of them again would you rather work with mike or alicia oh good question do i have
13:16to
13:16answer that question yes um alicia yeah all right thanks fans appreciate it um by the way liam a said
13:28why did you say in the after show that you knew from the minute ellie walked in that you two
13:32would not
13:33be friends so can you say that again uh what why did you say on the after show you knew
13:40from the minute
13:41ellie walked in that you two would not be friends oh i just she has this aura about her that
13:47she just
13:48walked on uh thought she owned the boat uh yeah i just didn't like it and i you just get
13:56that feeling
13:56and i'm not naive to think that yeah yeah she's tough ali uh lucy j said michelle since you live
14:03in london have you ever been to longleat no oh what is that is that where it's emma it's lady
14:08emma's
14:09no i'm poor where's the no you can you can tour it oh that's right you can tour it all
14:13the poorest
14:13can go pay for it yes no but next time i'll be there in a couple months i'll definitely go
14:17uh jenna uh
14:19hestia l texted what's your response to mike saying uh that when you're not in the mood for jokes it
14:25makes him want to wind you up even more that makes me wind me up even more just doing that
14:31yes yes
14:34he couldn't do his job and he was joking around so it made me frustrated of course right yeah it
14:41was
14:41not a joke anyways michelle brian brian moylan our friend wants to know what is your uh shopping
14:47strategy when you hit a tj back well hi to brian he's in london um you listen i start from
14:53the back
14:53and work my way to the front you got to go first makeup section i make them unlock all the
14:56cases i
14:57want to see the designer goods and then i go absolutely not and then i walk in i go to
15:01clearance
15:01um then i buy all my chargers in line but i mean i could talk about this for two hours
15:06it's an
15:06unsponsored what do you mean you buy all your chargers uh that sounded i admit it's a weird thing
15:10to say all the phone stuff they have all the cases next to the candles and the luggage tags and
15:15like
15:15all the need a lot of that phone stuff i love a charger and i'll say that line is like
15:20when you go up
15:20everest and you see all the dead bodies it's all the things that people didn't want like you see
15:25all the rejected baby clothes sneakers you're like oh my god it was so close to being bought
15:29i love a tj maxx i really do ellie stormed out of the galley after ben made her want to
15:36cut a
15:36bitch but we're about to find ourselves in the eye of a storm that might give us all serious paper
15:41cuts
15:41oh no it's time for a preference sheet storm guys a whirlwind of preference sheets
15:47has descended upon the clubhouse i'm going to give you insane charter guest scenarios you guess if
15:52they really happened on below deck or if we made them up your goal is to get seven right in
15:5660
15:56seconds or else we'll be caught in a full-on sheet storm here we go okay charter guests brought a
16:03black light to inspect the germs true uh yes okay below deck uh season 12 the guests requested a
16:11balls deep dinner where all five courses need to come in ball form that was me and it's true
16:16uh no it's fake it's fake uh charter guests jaw was wired shut so all her food had to be
16:22blended
16:22into smoothies oh that sounds like tammy roman no it does and it is true the guests requested a fake
16:30hunger game scenario where the primary hunted down the crew i'm i i would do that yeah okay it's fake
16:36though uh the guests requested a hot pot beach picnic even though there are no outlets on the remote
16:42island oh that's what do you think true true fake really okay a primary brought his matchmaker and
16:49multiple dates on board to try and find a lover i remember that one it is true yes it is
16:54the guest
16:55requested that the captain challenge the primary in a wrestling match um what i'm fake sounds fun it is
17:03okay all right oh we didn't get it all right after after this
17:08all right welcome back to what's what's up it's live it's andy here with michelle jenna and cynthia at the
17:28bar
17:29um now what was your reaction to the jersey news last week that theresa melissa and dolores are
17:36coming back i think it's exciting you know three best hands in town i'm ready um jenna reese i
17:42wants to know how come you never really opened up to daisy about the frustrations you felt with the stew
17:47team and do you feel like she wasn't hard enough on mike and alicia about their mistakes
17:52i didn't want to feel that daisy had more on the on her plates um so i try to take
17:59the responsibility
18:00as a second stew um and not bitch about every little thing that these two were getting up to
18:09right understood she's got a good heart yes she does um michelle garrett h now that we've talked
18:15about tj maxx yeah go on he wants to know where do you currently stand with zara and their fashions
18:21and is there one store that you absolutely will not shop at oh i have a lot to say the
18:25amount of
18:26pants that i have split open at zara and then hung back on the rack and like thank you at
18:31least three
18:31i'm not kidding um what was the question no i love a bit of zara listen i like feeling massive
18:38so i like
18:39going there and yeah you know having my head stuck in a dress it's a pleasure to go i love
18:44it wow yeah uh jenna
18:46alissa and wants to know why you think up to jason was so quick to move alicia to the interior
18:51team
18:52given she had no experience i think it came from a good place in his heart that he wanted to
18:59keep his
19:00crew and yeah from what i've heard online i don't think that's true um but i think it was just
19:08coming
19:08from a good place wanted to keep the crew and yeah she's a good person so yeah crispy wants to
19:15know
19:15michelle when you hosted the queer eye live tour did you notice any tension between karamo and the
19:20rest of the group since he refused to do press with them i will say we had the best time
19:25on that tour
19:25i love that cast genuinely it was so much fun i did not notice anything yeah but again like you
19:32know i
19:32was in the van with them like five minutes a day and then backstage yeah but no they they all
19:36got
19:36along they're very professional and i don't really know what happened there all right sorry yeah okay
19:40it's time for watch what happens five tonight in the galley ellie barbecued and filleted her boss chef
19:47ben i'm gonna reheat some old beef from my time as a boss i'm gonna count down the top five
19:52texts i've
19:53gotten recently from housewives okay number five receiving a text with the name beau deedle always makes me
20:00want to go fetal it's when i get texted paragraphs from jersey wives about private investigators
20:08and conspiracy theories i don't want to see that that's been a while since i got those our number
20:13four text is basically a digital exit interview it's why did you fire me i asked you that i've
20:20gotten that before yeah yeah yeah let's go there let's have fun andy oh fun stop ellie would rather
20:28die than send our number three text to chef ben it's i'm actually having fun this season got that
20:35recently from an oc housewife really number two is an example of wife imitating art or is it art
20:41imitating wife it's housewives sending me gifs of themselves and you know what i do i send a gif of
20:48myself back yes you should housewives of every hair color love to quote blondie for our number one text
20:55which is call me hopefully all of you ladies are texting me an apology i want to thank michelle jenna
21:00and cynthia for being here as mike you said it nine times you've been playing our drinking game no
21:05driving tomorrow night you're on at nine after summer i'll talk to our after show on facebook live now good
21:12night everybody
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