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00:10I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:14got to stick with family.
00:14Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do what the shit's normally
00:18created.
00:18Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and routine.
00:22I reckon it will help them visualize me as bod.
00:25Okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're insane.
00:28This could cost you the role.
00:30Now, fuck.
00:34Saju, how many of you did this?
00:36Mommy, you met Felicia.
00:37This is the team.
00:38Oh, this is your agent.
00:42Mommy, remember I said wait in a car and I'm going to get the sweets.
00:46Okay, that's good.
00:46Don't give me a ticket.
00:48Felicia.
00:48Zafika.
00:49What's going on?
00:50Same as usual, babysitting bonnets.
00:52That only auntie's waiting for you.
00:53You're a disgrace.
00:54Felicia, you're going to get him the job.
00:56Yes.
00:57If he kills me.
00:59My Shaja is just perfect for the job.
01:00I'll tell you why.
01:01Okay.
01:01When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:03Mama, I want a license to kill.
01:05Remember, Shaja?
01:06Oh, how specific.
01:07I don't remember that.
01:09Yeah.
01:10Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:11Just be a minute, okay?
01:12Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:13Bye, I'm so sorry.
01:14You're not a black lady.
01:20Sorry.
01:21You are a black lady.
01:22I know.
01:26What the fuck is this?
01:27You tell me.
01:34Oh, you know what?
01:35I can't get into this right now.
01:36Okay, listen.
01:37None of this matters, okay?
01:39No one needs the fucking news.
01:41However, this is a big problem.
01:44The person you assaulted, you broke his arm, and now he wants an apology.
01:47Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head,
01:49but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
01:52and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
01:55Assaulted?
01:56This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
01:59It was a kind of straight page, huh?
02:01Yeah, in hindsight.
02:02I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:04Okay, fine.
02:04Just give him his apology.
02:05Okay, good.
02:05All right.
02:06So how are you going to do?
02:07Oh, no.
02:08You have to apologize.
02:09On a video by end of day, or he's pressing charges.
02:12Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:14My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:16That's on me.
02:17I can't be dealing with this.
02:18I have to be with the family.
02:20I have to make it right.
02:20This is about your career, Shah.
02:22Your credibility in your community,
02:24for the people that you see you're doing all of this for.
02:30Has he got more followers of me?
02:31Shah!
02:34Shah Latif here.
02:35Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
02:37I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
02:40You might have heard about it, or seen it.
02:42Well, I lived it.
02:43And I want you to know that in that moment,
02:45I wasn't thinking at all.
02:46I was acting out of sheer instinct.
02:50Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
02:54And I would never take it for granted.
02:56And there's nothing more painful to me
02:58than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own community.
03:01And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way.
03:04It hurts me deeply.
03:05You're good, yeah?
03:07Yeah, I'm good, yeah.
03:10So you've come to visit us lowly villagers.
03:14Oxford educated.
03:15But no sense.
03:17Why did you attack that young man?
03:18Don't listen to him.
03:19Come, let's take a selfie.
03:50And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power
03:51and to compete with you.
03:52My headshot.
03:53Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
03:56Don't talk, Felty.
03:59Alberta?
04:01She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:03You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:05We just...
04:06Come on.
04:07You worried about what Nauti Naila thinks?
04:09Nangi Naila.
04:10Nangi Naila.
04:11Oh my God.
04:13Nangi Naila.
04:14She always shows skin because she's got no style.
04:17Look, where is she?
04:17She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror
04:19to come host her own party.
04:34Samina.
04:38So happy you could come.
04:40We decided to co-host this year.
04:42This part of you have made Kamal, Tahira.
04:44But you know Naila, how do you do it?
04:46She doesn't have to do it.
04:48She doesn't have to do it.
04:50I'm going to do it in the penthouse.
04:53The Quran says charity is a blessing.
04:55Please eat it in the garden.
04:57Yid Mubarak.
04:59Yid Mubarak.
05:01What the fuck?
05:02Don't leave my side.
05:03Don't leave my side.
05:05Yid Mubarak.
05:07Yid Mubarak.
05:07He's coming.
05:08Hello, ladies.
05:10Yid Mubarak.
05:11Yid Mubarak.
05:13How are you?
05:13How are you?
05:14Sit now.
05:16In St. Sieg?
05:17Oh.
05:17Now he has passed.
05:18You're the eldest.
05:19No, thank you.
05:20I'm fine standing.
05:22Baba.
05:22Go in your favor.
05:23Don't tell me, yeah?
05:24Is that how you're going to kill us, Bond?
05:26By raising the blood sugar?
05:29Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
05:31Maybe they're single.
05:34Maybe.
05:35Yeah, maybe.
05:35Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
05:36Something with Mubarak in it.
05:38No, no.
05:38You're doing a lot of work.
05:46I'm going to kill you.
05:47I'm going to kill you.
05:53I'm going to kill you.
05:55I'm going to kill you.
06:04I'm going to kill you.
06:07Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:08Sorry, can you in my focus, please?
06:10This is the latest.
06:12Well, this guy likes you.
06:17Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop.
06:20It's their community like ten times.
06:23It feels like you're begging it.
06:24Maybe down the brow.
06:26I don't get it.
06:26What is a problem?
06:27What's up, man?
06:29I'm 22, mate.
06:30What were you trying to get wiped out?
06:32Get it to me sooner rather than later.
06:34This is not going away.
06:36Hi, everyone.
06:37Shah Latif here.
06:38Now, last night at the King's Museum,
06:40a brother and I came into conflict.
06:43I should not have reacted the way that I did.
06:46And the brother in question, perhaps,
06:48should not have run at me with a metal object
06:50the way that he did.
06:52Mubarak is a community-led.
06:55It's not fucking community-led.
06:56The fact is, we're all in this together.
06:58And in the future, I promise to use my platform
07:00not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:04Bro.
07:05Mubarak is full.
07:07You want some chai or something?
07:10No.
07:11Mubarak.
07:11Bro, we good?
07:12I'm good.
07:13Are you good?
07:13Yeah, I'm good, bro.
07:14We good?
07:15I'm good.
07:15Are you good?
07:16Yeah, I'm good.
07:17I'm good, then.
07:18Mubarak, not Mubarak.
07:19What are you doing?
07:19I'm trying to focus, man.
07:20You are distracting me.
07:22All right.
07:23Yes.
07:23Yo, they got them little laddus over there
07:25with the pink and green balls on it.
07:26You want them?
07:26Big man, please.
07:27I don't want laddus right now, okay?
07:29I just want to concentrate.
07:30Are you supposed to be holding it on his hand?
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:33Shit.
07:34In a bit, yeah?
07:35Don't bring me no laddus.
07:36We'll go forward that soon.
07:39Move the baby.
07:40Oh, we're talking about chai.
07:42Hey.
07:44Yeah, I got it.
07:44Assalamualaikum, assalamualaikum.
07:45You came in?
07:46Where have you been?
07:47I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
07:49Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
07:51So if I just die standing here alone...
07:53Please, please don't do this now.
07:55You left me.
07:56I'm sorry.
07:57I'm going to get up.
07:58My name.
07:58I'm meaning to Salim.
08:03My name is Salim.
08:05Salim!
08:06My child!
08:09Salim!
08:15Salim!
08:16Salim!
08:17Salim!
08:17Salim!
08:18Salim!
08:21Salim!
08:22Salim!
08:22Salim!
08:27Salim!
08:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
08:35oh, oh.
08:37Look, look, Mr. Tobai.
08:40Look at him, the dancing monkey.
08:42Doing his mother's dirty bidding, making Russian prostitutes pregnant.
08:45Look.
08:46Now he's not, Manny.
08:47That was a joke that I just made.
08:50Oh, look at that fresh spray.
08:52Zulfi, weakest of us all.
08:56Don't leave.
08:57Shadjush is coming.
08:57don't shut it down can i borrow your money for a minute i need my co-host in the kitchen
09:02okay we're
09:03just gonna okay okay no no let's go let's go let's go let's go our kpi is the most interesting
09:11thing
09:11about this okay it's the retention of the customer base after that discount period you know it's off
09:15the charts people want more community driven rideship yes salim yes what are you saying bro
09:20yes look at this guy you good yeah come join us man join us yeah i was gonna do that
09:25anyway yeah
09:26i got you some noodles bro thank you thank you yeah that's why i never got your number how you
09:30been i've been good bro yeah you've been breaking what do you mean by that glass ceilings thank you
09:37trying man trying and i got his arm it's just a fracture hey just to bring this back to what
09:43we
09:43talked about before you got here yeah um you know our number of drivers are growing by the day
09:47we'll be in all key five bars by june so move sick idea in it i've been there from day
09:52one i remember
09:52bro i'm so proud of this guy that's me so proud and you know what's amazing he's always been an
09:56entrepreneur if anything he just went from selling grams to instagram
10:04just out of interest what was the most your credit situation with the criminal record and everything
10:08no no problems whatsoever no issues and just for clarity um i didn't go inside for selling mall
10:13it's not just five bit of island disorder it was your self-defense it was in a way he's a
10:18ride
10:18a die and he was there for me any credit issues though no credit issues because i'm going all in
10:22with everything that i've got right so if you need any credit you need financing just talk to me
10:27sorry just i was done the impression we were coming in seed rather than source series a
10:32see this conversation here this is in fact the closest he's been to the business right
10:38it's too close okay give me back my doodos then
10:44uh even for me personally the most important quality by amuba is in fact the quality of the
10:50relationships we're not just there for them when we want because that's bullshit that's fake
10:56get the off me bro i don't know
11:01and anyway i've always had a passion for customer services it's my thing that's one thing i picked up
11:05in dubai that's what we do best hospitality that's our culture one might say it like the muslim way of
11:10doing business i love the idea i'm going to present it to the guys see what they say well you're
11:15taking
11:15this you're trying to get investment from dubai yeah okay yeah you've been no no i'm just saying
11:24you know dubai works for people with you know all like with the well i mean what the fuck's this
11:29guy
11:29gonna do in dubai man he's gonna let you in bro you don't want to go there man i'm all
11:33in yeah remember
11:37that he was disrespectful he referred to your quiff like that there was no need
11:40it was good shah got your second apology yeah that's not gonna work first of all what was up
11:47with that background if you post that you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich
11:51asshole also you forgot to say sorry again what the first class into them kia nila
11:59next year read this back at yours no no absolutely yes very kind of you to step in this year
12:14it's because uh i worry for him for all of you it's so much pressure that's very kind of you
12:25to worry
12:25i see a bit of your sister in him
12:35does shachana have someone you can talk to he has me rukaya had you too but she needed more help
12:44she doesn't know anything she was all good my son is going to be the next james bond we all
12:52couldn't be more proud it's okay to talk about the struggles now really
13:02thank you it's all good it's first class
13:34is
13:35is
13:37is
13:39Shah Latif is an Israeli jasooz.
13:41He has been put on some people on the side of the Pakistanis.
13:46When he was attacked against the Afghan civil rights,
13:51he used to use the Afghan civil rights.
13:59Shah, we need that apology.
14:01We're running out of time.
14:02I've literally written it out for you.
14:04Just find a quiet, neutral proof.
14:06Record it and send it back now, before it's too fucking late.
14:09Okay?
14:14For fuck's sake.
14:32Am I interrupting something?
14:35Yeah.
14:37A conversation.
14:39Can you fucking close the door, please?
14:42Is this like you two...
14:44I like her.
14:45Texting.
14:46Wow.
14:47So how long has this been going on?
14:48Six months.
14:49Three months?
14:50Okay, so this is nothing.
14:52Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
14:53I'm sure.
14:54I'm not going to tell anyone.
14:55Come here.
14:55Can we not do this in front of Shah?
14:56I came here for you.
14:57But I never asked you to, did I?
14:59But I asked me to.
15:00I never...
15:00Calm down.
15:01I never fucking asked you to.
15:02And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about.
15:05This is the whole problem.
15:05So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zulfi then for the thing?
15:07No.
15:08Yes.
15:09Does he know, by the way?
15:09Oh, fuck's sake.
15:11Well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
15:12I'm not going to say anything.
15:13I've got your back.
15:14I've got your back.
15:15Look.
15:16Look, we don't have to tell anyone.
15:17Let's just be real about what this is because this is, this is something, right?
15:20Me and you both know it.
15:21What does that even mean, bro?
15:24You, you live a million miles away, okay?
15:26You have a whole life.
15:28You have fucking house keys, car keys, so, so many keys, okay?
15:32I have one key.
15:33I can give you keys.
15:34I don't want your keys, okay?
15:35I want mine.
15:36Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe a different perspective from my own
15:39more mature experience, yeah?
15:41I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
15:44Alright?
15:45Alright.
15:45Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting.
15:48There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
15:52Alright?
15:53Yeah?
15:53You can relate, right?
15:54You send a message, a heartfelt one.
15:57Instead of it going green, it goes grey.
16:00What does that mean to you?
16:02It means you're blocked.
16:05Fuck off, really?
16:06Yeah.
16:07Let me just show you this.
16:08Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
16:10Can I show you this quickly?
16:10No, no, no.
16:11Oi?
16:12Don't say anything to anyone.
16:13I'm chill.
16:16Salim, yeah?
16:20He's not fucking chill.
16:27With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
16:29Pasha?
16:31Okay.
16:32Well, he recites beautifully, but I think I should lead.
16:35How will you?
16:36Seated?
16:37I won't be seated.
16:38I'm not sure.
16:39Let someone else lead.
16:40Listen, you asswapes.
16:42I can run circles around you idiots.
16:44I will lead.
16:44I'm not sure.
16:51By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment,
16:56Shah Latifah is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
16:59And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor,
17:04he's somehow liberating all of us.
17:05And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
17:30Hey, Shah Latif here.
17:32I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum
17:35that was both unfortunate and avoidable.
17:37And I'm deeply sorry.
17:39You fucking thick.
17:46Shah Latif here.
17:48Last night at the King's Museum,
17:49I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
17:53and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
17:59Hi, Shah Latif here.
18:01Literally nothing to apologize for.
18:03Trying to save my career and my life.
18:05So I'll fuck you and your little TikTok, you little...
18:12I'll fuck you and your little...
18:13I'll fuck you and your little...
18:16I'll fuck you and your little...
18:22I'll fuck you and your little...
18:25Oh.
18:36Hello?
18:40Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
18:42Uh, yeah, hi
18:43Hi, this is Shah Latif
18:45Is it? Actually
18:47Yeah, it is actually
18:48Bro, I just want to say
18:51I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday
18:56No excuses, I was banging out of order
19:01I just don't know what came over me
19:02I really hope you can find it in your heart
19:05To please forgive me
19:08Yo, I appreciate this, man
19:11Like, I really do
19:12I was going to call my lawyers
19:14But then, the fact you called, man
19:16Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day
19:18Can't tell you how much this means, man
19:20Legit
19:23Well
19:24Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
19:26Like, in a recording?
19:29Sorry?
19:30I need the engagement, bro
19:32Right, I mean, I guess so
19:35Nice, man
19:36Appreciate it
19:37Alright, oh
19:37And thanks for the follow, mate
19:38Just remember
19:39Keep the bid under 90 for the algorithm
19:44How do you do?
19:45Safe
19:58What is this?
19:59What is this?
20:01What is this?
20:01What is this?
20:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
20:05What happened?
20:06You fell
20:07Move
20:07Why was I praying on a chair already?
20:09You want to sit down?
20:10Come on
20:12How's your breathing, okay?
20:14You okay?
20:15Huh?
20:15Why didn't you sit him down?
20:16Well, now you want to be involved
20:17What the fuck is that supposed to be?
20:18I'm doing something inside
20:19Do it for yourself
20:19Don't come at me
20:20You always fucking want to be the hero
20:21And you're never around
20:22Alright, alright
20:23Come on, mate
20:24Huh, Baba?
20:25Do you care?
20:26Is anyone getting any water?
20:27Yeah
20:28I'm glad you want to get a blanket or something
20:32Are you good, bro?
20:34Bro, are you good?
20:35Are you dumb?
20:37He's a fucking diabetic
20:38And you're giving him boxes of sweets
20:40Shabbat, Bida
20:41Alright, alright
20:41Shabbat, just fuck off again, yeah?
20:43He's better when I'm not around
20:44That's what you're saying
20:44No, no, he's not my dad
20:45He's your dad
20:46Shabbat, you
20:46Huh?
20:47Shabbat, you
20:48You know what?
20:48You think you're a fucking bad man
20:50Oh
20:50Fucking, yeah
20:51My people is my bad
20:52How the fuck are you going to help your people
20:53If you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
20:57It's okay with me
20:57He's just crying about last night, bro
20:59When you came in to take me
21:00You came for a free fucking meal, bro
21:01I thought you were giving out your little business cards
21:02That's some sweet old minicap driver
21:04Blow it, blow it, bro
21:05He's been leech, man
21:06He's been leeching off me my whole life
21:08Why are you now you're trying to leech off this dickhead?
21:09Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas
21:11He's trying to chirp your little sister
21:13What?
21:13Only churping
21:14I love her
21:14I, what the fuck, man?
21:17Are you fucking, are you mad?
21:18Listen, don't listen to him
21:19He's lost the fucking blood
21:20He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer
21:21What?
21:22What freezer?
21:22In the garage and he's been talking to it
21:23You thought he was talking to a pig's head?
21:25What if I have?
21:26What if I have?
21:26What if I have?
21:27Better listener than any of you lot
21:28Well, that's what happens when you're related to you guys
21:30I'm not the first family member to lose my mind
21:31Hey, enough!
21:35Why are you, why are you saying that to me?
21:39No, no, I'm asking him
21:40Why is he saying that to me?
21:41What did I do?
21:41What did I do?
21:42I'm trying to fucking make a difference
21:43I'm not just sat there
21:44Fucking complaining about everything
21:45Or you lot would judge me
21:46Huh?
21:47Why are you fucking touching me?
21:48Don't touch me
21:49I'm trying to change the world
21:50Alright?
21:51So anyone doesn't look at you
21:52And think there's some fucking worthless thinking
21:55Peter Paki
21:56Look at me
21:56Get the fuck out of here, boss
21:57I'm not the problem, am I?
21:59She blames you for what happened to your mum, bro
22:00Shut up!
22:38You ready?
22:41Amazing!
22:43One mixed brew
22:45Wow!
22:46One biryani
22:50Orcadol
22:50Great
22:51And some naal
22:52Oh, thank you
22:53Enjoy your meal
22:54Let us know if you would like anything else
22:55Can I get some more water?
22:57Yeah, sure
23:09Oh, my God, Yasmin.
23:12What the fuck?
23:14What are you doing here?
23:16What are you doing here?
23:18Oh, yeah, you come here every year on here, don't you?
23:21I totally forgot.
23:23You forgot?
23:24Yeah, yeah, I'm just here.
23:25I'm just picking up some food.
23:27Right.
23:28What a coincidence.
23:30Actually, um, do you mind if I...
23:35What's happening?
23:37I just told you, I'm just going to pick up some food.
23:39On the other side of London, at 9.30.
23:41On Eid?
23:43Yeah.
23:44Don't eat that.
23:45Why not?
23:46You won't like it.
23:47I think I know what I like.
23:48It's chicken, not lamb.
23:51Why would you get the chicken?
23:53Trying new things.
23:54Is that okay?
23:55No, it'd be weird, because the lamb's a signature.
23:57Okay, so you're here because of the article.
23:58Can we stop pretending?
24:01I'm sorry, what article?
24:03Are you being serious right now?
24:06I'm sorry if I missed your...
24:07What is it, an article?
24:08That sounds fun.
24:09Tell me about it.
24:09You are doubling down on this.
24:11Right.
24:12Dude, you know how it's like.
24:13I've got busy.
24:14You're busy.
24:15Well, I'm sure you're not fixated on everything that I'm doing, right?
24:17This is a strong take.
24:18I've got to hand it to you.
24:19I don't know what you mean.
24:20It sounds like you think I'm...
24:21I'm like killing myself to be something that I'm not.
24:24And you memorised it.
24:25That's sad.
24:27Who's that?
24:27Oh, are you sad?
24:28I'm not sad.
24:29I've been having a great time.
24:29I've been swapping out political art for vanilla distraction.
24:33Can you stop quoting my article, please?
24:35And it's not even about you, actually.
24:37Oh, it's not about me.
24:38Full disclosure, Charlotte, Eve and I know one another and have spent time together socially?
24:43Is that how you're going to describe our relationship?
24:46That's how you describe the relationship, right?
24:47And you calm down.
24:48These people are not your audience.
24:49You're ruining their dinner and mine.
24:51This is revenge porn, man.
24:52This is revenge porn dressed up as an identity politics and pop culture thing piece.
24:56Is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over?
24:59Yeah.
24:59Actually, it is.
25:00That's a sub-genre of revenge porn.
25:02Yeah, it is.
25:02It doesn't matter what kind of porn it is.
25:03Delete that now.
25:06Delete that or I'll break your fucking nose with it.
25:08Yeah, it's good.
25:08And the deleted pics folder.
25:10What do you think?
25:10I'm fucking thick.
25:11Isn't that what you want?
25:13And that's not a private language here, you idiot.
25:16Dude, can you just delete it?
25:17I wanted a selfie.
25:18You can talk to me.
25:19I'm very approachable.
25:20Yeah, thank you.
25:21Dude, enjoy your milkshake.
25:22Yeah, show's over.
25:23What are you doing?
25:24Are you kidding me?
25:25Enjoy your little fan one.
25:25Come on, man.
25:26That's taking the...
25:26Are you being paid?
25:27Is she paid?
25:28Yes, I paid.
25:29And I'm a dramatic one.
25:30Okay, look.
25:30Time out, please.
25:31I just want to talk.
25:32Excuse me.
25:32After all this time, can we just have a chat?
25:35It's not right, man.
25:37It's not right.
25:39I don't want to talk to me, sir.
25:42Fucking hell.
25:43What is she there?
25:44Is there a back door?
25:47Where's the back door?
25:47I think they're here for me, right?
25:49Anyone?
25:50Fine, thanks.
25:51I'll find it myself.
25:52Wait.
25:53Wait, go.
25:55Ready?
25:55Sorry.
25:56No.
25:58Is there an exit?
25:59Hey, hey, hey, go away.
26:01Go away.
26:01Not allowed.
26:02Not allowed the police.
26:03I'm half going to be here, huh?
26:04What about the time?
26:05All right.
26:06Sorry.
26:06What are you doing?
26:07Do you not your mind?
26:08No, the captain.
26:09I'm not here.
26:12I'm not trying to be here.
26:13I'm not trying to be there.
26:14I'm on my way out.
26:18You should be chill down.
26:22Charges, stop.
26:24Okay.
26:24Okay, sorry.
26:26I want to be done all wrong.
26:27I just wanted to see.
26:28The last bit wasn't my fault.
26:31Come on, there.
26:31That was crazy.
26:33You're crazy.
26:34Me?
26:35Come on, you knocked three people out just by staring at me.
26:38If you ever need a job, I could do with security.
26:42If you think that was fine, you have some serious issues.
26:46Better than, you know, book club for wine.
26:47What kind of ETH is that, huh?
26:48How about your ETH?
26:49What?
26:49Crossing London to stalk your ex.
26:50You need help.
26:52No, I do.
26:53And you did help me.
26:54And I'm grateful, because it shows that you care.
26:56I do care.
26:57What was for a beautiful lady?
27:00You know what?
27:00Yeah.
27:01Yeah, I'll buy a rose.
27:03I should be dangling you, right?
27:05No, please.
27:06What?
27:07How much are those?
27:08Five for you.
27:09Okay, that's a bit steep.
27:10I'll do $2.50 for her.
27:11You're embarrassing yourself.
27:11Oh, isn't that the first time I would have done that for you, though, is it?
27:16I don't need a rose from you.
27:17You don't need anything from anyone.
27:18No, just not from you.
27:19Actually, my life's pretty great.
27:21Okay, if it's great, lend me £5.
27:22Now, I'll buy you a rose and I'm going to stop from scratch.
27:25But I found it pensive.
27:28Hmm?
27:29You know, if you knew me at all, you know, I hate roses.
27:33I remember that.
27:34I just...
27:34You've got to love the gesture, huh?
27:37You love the gesture.
27:37Guys, guys, why don't you come in for the best curry on Brick Lane?
27:4020% off for the lovely couple, eh?
27:42We're not a couple.
27:43But we used to be.
27:43You met my family.
27:45Yeah, I did, actually.
27:46And you know what?
27:48He made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress the first time when I met his dad.
27:51Well, not in a funder way.
27:52Just my dad's a bit of a, like, a little pervy uncle, mate.
27:54Listen, she was making out like I would have locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating.
27:58Yeah?
27:59She put all her cultural and family issues on me just because I'm brown.
28:01That's racist, isn't it?
28:02Isn't it more racist to be killing yourself to play a white neocolonial MI6 agent?
28:06But if I paid him, he wouldn't be white, would he?
28:08Yeah, but you would be.
28:09Guys, I've got an idea.
28:10Why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road?
28:12I think that's better for you.
28:13Don't you want to hear about how he brought a date to my friends and family screening?
28:16A date?
28:18That was not a date.
28:19She was a work colleague that I brought.
28:21She was shit in your mango tree flop.
28:23Guessing it wasn't enough to snog her on screen.
28:25Good for the career to be spotted out and about with her.
28:27God forbid anything come for that.
28:28Okay.
28:29Hadn't we broken up by then?
28:30Sure.
28:31That night was about me.
28:32Okay?
28:33And also, taking a break isn't the same as breaking up.
28:35Okay.
28:36So then how exactly would you define how we...
28:38Fuck you, man.
28:38Fuck.
28:39What?
28:40I left my bag at the restaurant.
28:42Okay, do you...
28:43You have to go back there now?
28:44I have my passport in it and I'm leaving tomorrow.
28:45No, you're there.
28:46Fuck.
28:46Argentina.
28:47What?
28:48Why are you going to Argentina?
28:49Wait.
28:51Someone's taking it.
28:53But my airports are moving.
28:54Fuck.
28:54Oh, shit.
28:55You're going to catch that.
28:56Fuck.
28:56You need a cabinet.
28:57Oh, wait.
28:59Taxi!
29:00Oh, I need to get it back.
29:02That's gone.
29:02Listen, can you just...
29:04Just let me help.
29:05Just trust me for once.
29:08I don't know.
29:09Come on.
29:10Come on.
29:12Come on.
29:12Come on.
29:13Come on.
29:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:14Seriously?
29:15Hey, mate.
29:16Listen.
29:16Can you give us a lift?
29:17Yeah.
29:18Okay.
29:18Yeah?
29:19How fast is this going?
29:20Not that fast.
29:22Faster than walking, isn't it?
29:23Well, yeah.
29:23It's a bike.
29:26If you annoy me, I will ditch you.
29:28Oh, you always say that, but you're still here.
29:29Yeah, well, I'm leaving the country tomorrow, aren't I?
29:32Hey, this is an emergency.
29:33Can you follow this door?
29:35Yeah.
29:36All right, auntie.
29:37I've got you.
29:37Auntie?
29:38You're definitely going to get it, too.
29:39All right, listen.
29:40It's going to be fine.
29:41What's an Argentina?
29:43Funding came through for my dock.
29:44The shoe brick one?
29:45Mm-hmm.
29:46Come on.
29:47Come on.
29:49How are you, man?
29:51I don't mean I'm not a patronizing.
29:52Well, it was a little bit patronizing.
29:54No, seriously.
29:54I wish there were more documentaries about shipwrecks.
30:07Your dad is more herbal fun though.
30:12I appreciate you saying that.
30:14He would have killed to have me in your family.
30:17I would have liked to kill him.
30:18I'd have to keep pulling him to one side like that.
30:20What the fuck are you doing?
30:21Chill out, mate.
30:25How is he?
30:27He's not good.
30:29No.
30:29He's not, um...
30:38I think my whole family hates me.
30:41They probably do.
30:45I can make it.
30:52That's the worst.
30:53Shut up.
30:54I can make it.
30:57That is, come on, that's crazy.
31:00Of all the tunes.
31:01That's wild.
31:29Is it here?
31:30Somewhere around there.
31:32Maybe it's in the diner over there.
31:33In there?
31:34Yeah.
31:37Thanks.
31:38Yeah.
31:3910% off your next ride.
31:40Leaving tomorrow.
31:41Well, when you get back then?
31:42Not coming back.
31:43What do you mean I'm coming back?
31:44It doesn't matter.
31:46What do you mean by that?
31:47Got money?
31:48Jolly?
31:48No, man.
31:50Nice one.
31:53What do you mean you're not coming back?
31:54No.
31:56It's here.
31:59Okay.
31:59Okay?
32:00Um.
32:01Yeah.
32:02I think...
32:03Is that down there on the left?
32:04Yeah.
32:04Hurry up.
32:04It takes weeks to get a new passport.
32:06Don't worry.
32:06We're gonna get it.
32:07Wait.
32:08I think it is.
32:09It's this one here.
32:16Okay.
32:17Hi.
32:18Hi.
32:19Welcome to the glow up.
32:2025 hand.
32:21Oh, I'd like to pay, please.
32:23But I don't know my wallet or phone.
32:26How's this become an expensive date for me?
32:32And here are your body bags.
32:36Down the corridor on the right.
32:38Okay.
32:39Okay.
32:40So what are we going for exactly?
32:41Uh, it's a bum bag.
32:42Okay.
32:43What kind of bum bag?
32:44Just a bag.
32:45Right.
32:46Neon.
32:47Pink and yellow.
32:48Wait, is this the one that I got you?
32:50Yeah.
32:51Aww.
32:52Alright.
32:52Relax.
32:53What?
32:53No.
32:53We shouldn't be too hard to find, right?
32:56It's a useful size bag.
32:57Okay.
33:01I'm sharp.
33:06It might be a bit tricky.
33:08Oh, shit.
33:10I'm never gonna find my bag in here.
33:12Whoa.
33:13Aren't you forgetting something?
33:15Say what?
33:16Shake a goodie bag, mate.
33:17Can't let you on the dance floor like that.
33:21Oh, with the paint.
33:23Alright.
33:24Um.
33:25Fuck it.
33:27Um.
33:27I'm not really...
33:28I'm shit at this kind of...
33:29Sit down.
33:29I'll do it.
33:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:34Be nice.
33:36Be nice.
33:37When am I not nice?
33:40As much as you want to, um, humiliate me.
33:44A member whose passport...
33:46Don't rush the artist.
33:47Please.
33:50Sorry.
33:53Or look into her soul.
33:59Why'd you get rid of the nose ring?
34:02Um.
34:02I don't know.
34:03You look so much fit with that nose ring, man.
34:06What?
34:06Fuck you.
34:07What?
34:07I'm just saying, it took the attention away from that cold, dead look in your eyes.
34:11Probably around the same time as you, um, started losing half your hair.
34:14You know, um, thinning hair is linked to high levels of testosterone.
34:17I know you, bro.
34:19So if you need some money for a hair transplant and donkey, you just let me know.
34:22No, I'm fine.
34:22You know, I just take all my self-loathing and I rub it on my scalp every day.
34:25So thanks for stopping me up on self-loathing.
34:27Next time I see you, you're gonna have shaved your head and you're gonna tell me it's for a role.
34:32Or, cause I'm gonna have a really secret sad illness.
34:34You're gonna be so upset about all the time you spend together now that I'm dead.
34:38Yeah?
34:38Yeah.
34:39Death guilty.
34:40Yeah.
34:40That's a straight up auntie move.
34:41It is.
34:42Sorry, did that treat you?
34:44Sorry, does that turn you on?
34:45I know.
35:08You're right.
35:10Yeah.
35:11You can hear me.
35:12Check it out.
35:15Take it out.
35:19Take it out.
35:22Start it out.
35:24Yeah.
35:25And it's in the corner.
35:26I'll even figure it out.
35:26Take it out.
35:28Oh
35:49You having fun
35:51Yeah, I'm actually fun
35:54Let me looking for a bag. Yeah, I'm looking as well. All right
35:56I'm always looking. Don't worry
36:03She's not a bad either in the end. Not the worst
36:08What are you looking at me for? I don't have it
36:22Line
36:31I'm going to go to the bathroom, yeah?
36:48I'm going to go to the bathroom, yeah?
36:59I'm going to go to the bathroom
37:00You don't have the balls to be done
37:02Are you fucking mad?
37:04Hold up!
37:06Give me out here to work!
37:07Don't listen to me. It's not the fucking problem.
37:08I'm not the first family member to lose my mind
37:10I'm not sure what you're looking at
37:31Oh
37:45Oh
38:05Hey
38:13We'll find it
38:23And for the same what you're doing you're halfway across the world on your own
38:29It's amazing you're fearless. I've always admired that about it nice
38:39Oh
38:39We're gonna live
38:41I'm flat or something. Yeah, I found a place in the offices. Okay, great. Yeah
38:48Like a good neighborhood
38:49A woman out there on our own I
38:52Can take care of myself. I know I know I know the Spanish is kind of shit, so you're gonna
38:56need someone to
38:56What are you doing?
38:58What am I doing? I'm looking for your passports and I'm having a little bit of a race
39:03What?
39:05Found the bag didn't you?
39:08What?
39:11What? Yeah, you did you psycho?
39:14What are you talking about?
39:15You just said passports with a fucking S where are they?
39:18Where are they?
39:19Fine, fine
39:22Oliver wind drop
39:24Fucking wind drop
39:25And I'm the one trying to be white
39:27Leave me the bag, I'll put it in the beach
39:46Hey
39:49Hey, why did you lie to me?
39:50I didn't fucking lie to you
39:51You didn't tell me you got a boyfriend
39:52Why do you think I'm here?
39:54You're the one that lied about the passports
39:56Okay, alright then I'll be honest now
39:58I'm not here for your fucking article okay
40:00I'm here for you
40:01Look I'm here for you
40:03Because I miss you
40:05I miss us
40:07Okay
40:10I'll admit that
40:11Now
40:12Can you admit
40:14If it's really all done between us
40:16It's a little bit weird that you didn't want to tell me about your boyfriend
40:18Well how long?
40:19A year
40:19A year?
40:20That you're moving to another country with tomorrow?
40:23Yeah
40:23I mean there's something
40:24I got cold feet
40:26This is a fucking big decision
40:28Okay, so you got cold feet
40:29Yeah, okay
40:30But
40:31I didn't want to see him on my last night in London
40:33I'm out here running around with you
40:35Why is that?
40:36Hmm?
40:37But he's fucking great
40:38He's really great
40:39And he loves me
40:40And he's reliable
40:41And he's there for me
40:43So, I don't know
40:45I don't know
40:56Do you want to know what it's like?
40:57Hmm
41:00Doing the dirty work
41:04Fighting with everybody
41:05Hmm
41:06And being a nobody
41:09I
41:11I don't live with myself
41:13I live with
41:16Whoever they need me to be
41:20And if I don't know who I am
41:22It's because I feel like maybe you don't want to know
41:28Are you acting?
41:31No
41:32No
41:32It's like...
41:33Lines
41:34They're all lines but the feeling is honest
41:40You're insane
41:49Please don't go
41:55Take care
41:57Take care, okay?
41:59Take care, okay?
42:04Take care, okay?
42:23Take care, okay?
42:24Take care, okay?
42:24I'm sorry
42:24I'm sorry
42:26How about you?
42:26Can you get a situation?
42:26What the hell is with you?
42:28No
42:29I'm leaving
42:37You're leaving
42:38I'm leaving
42:42You're leaving
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