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00:00I know a lot of us have been feeling under the weather lately, it's that time of year,
00:04and according to a study done by the University of Arizona,
00:08they discovered that your keyboards have hundreds of times more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.
00:14I heard your mama has more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.
00:17That's true, that's true, I dated her mama, and you know what?
00:19Sorry, I'm done.
00:22One of the simplest ways to cut down on the spread of germs is to use something called the vampire
00:26cough.
00:27Did you say vampire?
00:28Oh, no, it's just that if a vampire had to cough, he would do it like this.
00:34Uh-huh, right, and ruin their cloaks.
00:36Do you have any idea how expensive wool is in Transylvania?
00:39Because of the euro.
00:40Well, other things you can do to help cut down on the spread of disease are to wash your hands
00:44regularly,
00:46don't come in if you're sick, and get your flu shot.
00:49Also, I'm going to set up hand sanitizing stations around the office.
00:53No, no, no, they will cost you your life.
00:56Elaborate.
00:57The worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it.
01:00They need to fight their own battles.
01:02If Sabre really cared about our well-being, they would set up hand desanitizing stations.
01:07A simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter.
01:12Exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself stronger.
01:16So by that rationale, if I had to sneeze, I should just sneeze on you.
01:20Yes, I would welcome it.
01:25You're welcome.
01:26The principle is sound.
01:28To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies.
01:35I don't know why everyone doesn't do this.
01:38Maybe they have something against living forever.
02:04Jim, Pam, and the precious bundle of God's best everything.
02:10I wish you both a pleasant day.
02:12And you too.
02:13Yes.
02:14Praise God.
02:15Okay.
02:16Cece's getting christened today.
02:17Big day.
02:18Everyone from work is here.
02:20We weren't planning on that.
02:21Nope.
02:23Top of the Sunday morning to you.
02:24And the top of the day to you, sir.
02:26Hope you brought your pipes.
02:27We're about to smoke the opium of the masses.
02:29Oh, yes.
02:30Doobie-doobie-doo.
02:32I invited everyone in the office because it's not a day for just Jim or Pam or the baby or
02:40me.
02:41It is about us all.
02:43And I thought we should all celebrate my joy and our, all of our joys.
02:50Oh, man.
02:54Does the nard dog want nard pups?
02:56Yeah.
02:56I want a big old litter of nard pups.
02:58All jumping around, sucking on the teat, put them in a box, give them to my neighbors.
03:03Yeah, I want kids.
03:04For all your paper and printer needs.
03:07For all your paper and printer needs.
03:11For all your paper and printer needs.
03:13Sunday church service.
03:15It's been a few years.
03:16The big guy and I, we got some catching up to do.
03:21Hey.
03:22Hey.
03:24I got an offer that you can't refuse.
03:26Scooch over.
03:27Oh, Michael, this is just for family.
03:29But I'm the godfather.
03:31It is really funny, but you know that can be confusing at a christening because you are not the godfather.
03:36Are you talking to me?
03:38Okay, your turn.
03:39Scooch, before I shoot you in the head.
03:42Okay, Michael.
03:43Um, you know I love when you do that voice.
03:46But today, I'm so sorry.
03:49I need you to tell me that you know you're not Cece's godfather.
03:53Yeah.
03:54I'm sorry, Michael.
03:56I need you to say it.
03:57I'm so sorry.
04:00I'm not the godfather.
04:01Okay, thank you.
04:03So who is the godfather?
04:05Our friend Seth.
04:06And his wife there.
04:08Yeah.
04:09Okay.
04:11Old friend, like...
04:12You know him since kindergarten?
04:14No.
04:14I met his wife and mommy and me.
04:16They're a great couple.
04:17You should meet them later.
04:18No.
04:19I have plenty of friends, so...
04:21All right.
04:22Well, you have great seats.
04:23Enjoy the show.
04:24Okay.
04:25Thank you for coming, Michael.
04:26I don't even know how to say this, but Cece is turning out to be a little B-I-T
04:31-C-H.
04:33And that's not true, but her parents are kind of boxing me out.
04:41We ask you, Lord, come to our aid.
04:48Good morning.
04:49Good morning.
04:50Good morning.
04:51What a terrific day this is.
04:53And not just because the Eagles are playing.
04:56You may have seen the bus out front.
04:58Today we also say goodbye to our young adult ministry.
05:01They're leaving for three months to build a school for the village of Quimixto in Cabo Corrientes, Mexico.
05:07I've heard of that place.
05:08If you go to Cabo San Lucas, all the prostitutes are from Cabo Corrientes.
05:15Okay.
05:16This is...
05:17All right.
05:17This is silly.
05:21Nope.
05:21Nope.
05:22Nope.
05:22Nope.
05:23Nope.
05:23Nope.
05:23Nope.
05:23Nope.
05:24And thank you for your prayers for Justin.
05:28We hope for a speedy recovery.
05:30Thank you.
05:31Anyone else with a prayer or remembrance?
05:38Good morning.
05:39Dwight Schrute.
05:40Thank you all for your prayers and your remembrances.
05:44Like Justin, class is disappearing.
05:47And with it, the soul of America.
05:49So, as a gift to this beautiful congregation, I would like to offer a 4% discount on all
05:56Dunder Mifflin Saber products if you buy a printer at full price.
06:02Christening calls to repentance, to faithfulness, and to discipleship.
06:08We've come to celebrate these babies.
06:11Change.
06:12Right now.
06:13She can't bring this up with her.
06:16Okay.
06:17All right.
06:18Come on.
06:18Here we go.
06:21I'm going to take a little field trip.
06:24Okay.
06:25All right.
06:26There's my girl.
06:28All right.
06:29Hold on.
06:30One second.
06:31There we go.
06:34What's that face for?
06:35Oh, my.
06:36Oh, my God.
06:37Cece, no.
06:38No, no, no.
06:38Not on the dress.
06:39Cece, stop.
06:53What?
06:54What?
06:55Honey, no.
06:56Yes.
06:57No, no.
06:58This is happening.
07:00No, we have an extra outfit in the bag.
07:02No, there's no extra outfit in the bag.
07:03You said you checked it.
07:04I did.
07:05Say that.
07:06At this time, will the families please come join me?
07:10Jim and Pam and Cece really seem to be clicking.
07:13They are totally gelling.
07:14It's as if they leave my office and they go to another office that sells happiness.
07:19And good for them.
07:20That's great.
07:21Because, you know, the paper industry is not going to last forever.
07:29Before we go, I'd like to remind everyone that the Halberts have been kind enough to host
07:33a reception next door immediately following the service.
07:36Hmm.
07:37Hmm.
07:38Nope.
07:38Wrong on both counts.
07:39Okay.
07:40A, Halbert.
07:43And B, I think a more appropriate statement would be, the Halberts are hosting an intimate
07:49reception for their invited guests.
07:52For all their generosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless?
07:57Try Jesus.
07:58Opus Dei.
07:59Hi.
08:00Good morning.
08:01Good morning.
08:03Good morning.
08:04Good morning.
08:05Hello.
08:07Shh, shh, shh, shh.
08:10And this, call it the Holy Spirit or the Passion of the Christ, I am loving these people.
08:18Hi.
08:19Thanks for having us.
08:20I'm Doug McPherson, Davey's uncle.
08:22Oh, well, Dave is an adorable baby.
08:24Davey.
08:25Yeah.
08:29Well, this is intimate.
08:30We just had to add a few more tables.
08:33We weren't expecting this many people.
08:34You don't know them all?
08:35Nope.
08:36And we're going to need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed them all.
08:40Jesus is not your caterer.
08:43But he should be your caterer.
08:45Because you're a little angel.
08:46Why didn't your parents get you a caterer?
08:49They don't stink.
08:51Hmm.
08:51Don't listen to her.
08:52She's just jealous because she doesn't get to come home to someone as cute as you.
08:56Huh.
08:57You think she is jealous about having a baby?
08:58I don't know.
08:59I'm just hungry.
08:59Okay, well, you know what?
09:00Everybody's hungry.
09:03Sorry, I think I'm just hungry.
09:07Oh, after you.
09:08Oh, no, after you.
09:09No, I insist.
09:09After me.
09:11I'm going to get some fun.
09:12Have a good lunch.
09:13Thank you.
09:14You too.
09:14This is not the meal I was promised.
09:17I'm going to have no energy for the rest of the day.
09:19I cancel my plans to come to this thing, and they repay me with this?
09:24You know what, guys?
09:25Let's just enjoy lunch.
09:26With what?
09:27How?
09:28Sometimes, Michael.
09:31Sometimes.
09:32Sometimes.
09:33Excuse me, everyone.
09:33On behalf of the youth ministry that's leaving for Mexico, I just wanted to thank our hosts and tell you
09:40about those good-looking guys and gals over there.
09:44Teach for America girls are way hotter, but they're nuts.
09:48This is Jessica Ortega.
09:51I met her when she and I were both seven years old when my parents took me to Kimisto on
09:56a service trip.
09:57Who takes a kid to Mexico?
09:59I would run to Mexico if that's where the sandwiches are.
10:02Right now, Jessica's children have to walk 12 miles to a school with dirt floors.
10:08No.
10:09It's going to be three months of hard work, and when we're done, we'll practically be Kimistanos.
10:15Greg, hello.
10:16It's Dwight from Vestibule.
10:17You want to know my 11th commandment?
10:19I will not be undersold.
10:21Dwight, Dwight, hey.
10:22I am ready to love thy neighbor with these kind of discounts.
10:25Are you kidding me?
10:26Stop it.
10:26I'll call you back.
10:28My parents explained it to me this way.
10:30You wouldn't hesitate to save a family member from a burning building, but what if the earth was your building
10:36and all the people on it were your family?
10:38What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hairbrush?
10:43Thank you.
10:43Or should I say, gracias.
10:55Cece went down.
10:58What was this?
10:59You're out of it.
11:00Scones.
11:01I didn't get one.
11:02Well, it makes you feel better.
11:03I didn't get one either.
11:05Is it just the one jug of apple cider?
11:11Who the heck was that?
11:12I think that was sconesy cider.
11:14Noted baptism reception critic.
11:17We need more food.
11:19I'll go get some subs and sodas.
11:20All right.
11:22And cider.
11:25Look at that.
11:26Look at that.
11:27That's fun.
11:28We need to do stuff together outside of work.
11:32Let's go help Africa.
11:34Let's go build an airport.
11:36We'll start small.
11:37We'll have a car wash.
11:38We'll send some cheerleaders to regionals.
11:40We could beat the hungry.
11:42Us.
11:43Why do we have to do something together?
11:44I volunteer at a clinic on my own time.
11:46Yeah, well, that's just a pickup scene.
11:48Okay, we don't have to volunteer,
11:49but I think we should hang out more together.
11:51We are hanging out right now.
11:54You want some more of this?
11:55Look at these people.
11:57These are church-going people,
11:58and they know how to party.
12:01Church isn't a party, Michael.
12:03Well, it's...
12:03Welcome to the party.
12:04Everybody have their cooling.
12:06No, okay, you know what?
12:07That's inappropriate.
12:08What is wrong with you guys?
12:09What is wrong with you?
12:10What is so horrible about wanting to get together
12:13and do something nice?
12:14Why did you guys even come today?
12:16What's so great about your lives
12:17that you think you're better than everybody else
12:19and you can make fun of everybody else?
12:21You're mean.
12:21You're mean girls.
12:23Like the movie Mean Girls.
12:25And Kevin and Stan Lee,
12:28if you don't stop worrying so much
12:30about what you're going to put in your gullet,
12:32you're going to die in about a month.
12:39Oh, hey, Mima.
12:40Would you watch Cece for a second?
12:42Don't worry, she's asleep.
12:43I'm just going to track down some more chairs.
12:45Fine.
12:46Fine, I guess I'll watch Suzanne's purse
12:48and your baby.
13:05Good luck to you.
13:09Bye.
13:10Do good.
13:11Do good.
13:12Bye.
13:13Have fun.
13:14We're proud of you.
13:25Bye.
13:27Kate.
13:29Hey.
13:30Hey, is this the bus to Mexico?
13:33I'll take a shirt.
13:34Are you coming?
13:36Thank you.
13:37All right.
13:40Michael, get off the bus.
13:42No, I'm not.
13:43I'm staying on the bus.
13:43I'm already on the bus.
13:44I'm going.
13:45Michael, this is irresponsible.
13:47It is not irresponsible.
13:48I have never been more confident
13:50about a decision in my life.
13:52I agree.
13:52I think it's superb.
13:54Well, you have a job to do, okay?
13:55There's no off-season
13:56when it comes to printer sales.
13:57You know what?
13:58My job will be here when I get back.
13:59Michael, you can't go to Mexico.
14:01You don't have your passport.
14:03You don't need one to get in.
14:04Plus, we can just have it
14:06sent to them down in Mexico.
14:07Hey, right?
14:08Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients
14:10if they ask about you?
14:11Tell them that I died
14:12and I turned into an angel.
14:14and when they feel a breeze
14:16in a room with all the windows closed
14:19or that chill on the back of their neck,
14:22that is just me watching over them.
14:25Okay, but what about the bigger corporate accounts?
14:27Tell them that I'm in a meeting.
14:28Michael, I am just about to close a sale.
14:30Can I authorize a 15% discount?
14:32No, you may not.
14:33I think it's really cool, Michael.
14:34I wish I had a job that I could just leave.
14:37Thank you.
14:41Save me an aisle seat, Michael.
14:43I'm coming.
14:44I will not stand idly by
14:45while these Mexican villagers are sick.
14:48We're actually building them a school.
14:50Whatever.
14:51I won't stand for it.
14:56See you in a few months.
15:01If the whole world were like you guys,
15:03we wouldn't have so many problems.
15:05That's not going to happen.
15:07We're one in a million.
15:07I know.
15:09Nobody I know would leave their jobs
15:11and friends and families
15:12to do manual labor for three months.
15:14Well, you know what?
15:16Everybody thinks that I am crazy,
15:18and that tells me
15:19that I am the sanest person I know.
15:22So.
15:24Just a heads up,
15:25probably going to be borrowing a few things.
15:27Going to need a contact Lynn's case,
15:29some sunscreen, some sandals.
15:38Why do you always got to be so mean to me?
15:46Uh, Mima, where's Cece?
15:48I don't know.
15:49I lost the purse, too.
15:56Goodbye, Lackawanna County.
15:58How long till we get to Mexico?
16:00Well, two days minus
16:01how long we've been on the road,
16:0345 minutes?
16:04So.
16:05Like two days, basically.
16:07Maybe more.
16:07Ooh.
16:08What are we building down there again?
16:09Like a hospital?
16:11School for Mexicans?
16:12What?
16:12I don't know.
16:13I thought it was like a gymnasium or a...
16:15Why aren't they building it themselves?
16:17They don't know how.
16:18Do we know how?
16:19I don't know how.
16:20I don't know.
16:21You know how?
16:21Carla knows.
16:22Carla knows.
16:25Oh.
16:26I feel like there are so many more people on this bus.
16:28There are like two, three hundred people before.
16:32Hey, Carla.
16:35Carla.
16:37Hi.
16:38What are you doing?
16:39Oh, trying to sleep.
16:46What is happening?
16:48Oh, God.
16:49What is happening?
16:52Do you smell like a weird, warm cheese?
16:58Oh, God.
16:59You know what?
16:59I am going to be in Mexico for my half birthday.
17:02And the Christmas party.
17:03And Cinco de Mayo.
17:04Nah.
17:04No.
17:05We'll be back before that.
17:06No, we...
17:06No.
17:07You know how these things go.
17:09Construction projects.
17:10I'd say three months.
17:11And then after two years,
17:13the lazy bums haven't even started.
17:15Now, we're those lazy bums.
17:19Then I've got to get off this bus.
17:23Hey, guys.
17:24Has anybody seen the baby?
17:25Well, here's our carrier, but no CC.
17:28Jim.
17:28Jim.
17:28Yeah.
17:29I want to give a toast.
17:30Where's the little girl Obama?
17:31I don't know.
17:32I don't know.
17:33Don't be in a port.
17:33But do you know when those subs are doing a port?
17:35I've got a hungry bunch of McPherson's over there.
17:36I don't know.
17:37Hey, have you seen my baby?
17:38I think maybe some blonde lady had her.
17:40A small blonde woman?
17:41Smaller than me.
17:42Uh, everyone?
17:43Everyone?
17:43Can I just have your attention?
17:44Has anyone seen a small...
17:46Stop that tiny blonde woman!
17:47She stole my baby!
17:50What are you doing?
17:51Give me the baby!
17:52What?
17:53Kevin!
17:54Hi, honey.
17:55I was just, uh...
17:56Just changing the baby.
17:58Hi!
17:59Hi!
17:59All right.
18:01Travel safe, Angela.
18:03Did you think I stole your baby?
18:05What's that?
18:06Oh, yeah.
18:07Back then I did.
18:08Just now.
18:09So don't, because I've got my eye on you.
18:12Oh!
18:13Look at these scones, Jim.
18:16Give me a cup.
18:16Thousands of them!
18:17What kind of a person steals scones from a baby?
18:21Someone put them in my bag.
18:24So that was lunch, eh?
18:27McPherson troop, let's haul out.
18:29Rendezvous at Friendly's.
18:31Did you lose Cece?
18:33Yeah.
18:35Yeah, a little bit I did.
18:37Can you fake a seizure or a heart attack or something?
18:40I can make myself cry.
18:41Do that.
18:42Do it.
18:43Should I?
18:43No.
18:44I gotta...
18:44I gotta...
18:45Come on.
18:46Um, hey, I saw a sign for a scenic overlook coming up.
18:49Really love to check out the view.
18:51Can't stop.
18:52We're on a schedule.
18:53Well, uh, there's a nice bistro coming up.
18:56We could pick up some paninis for the road.
18:58Maybe we'll stop in Tennessee.
18:59It's unsafe to talk to a driver.
19:01Okay, driver?
19:02Driver?
19:02If you're not going to stop this bus,
19:04then I'm going to stop it for you, okay?
19:07Hang on.
19:12Stopping in Tennessee.
19:13Hey, is there a problem, you guys?
19:16Yeah, just get him to stop the bus, please.
19:18Why?
19:18Just make him stop the freaking bus!
19:21Stop the bus, okay?
19:22Are you okay, sir?
19:23I didn't sign up for this.
19:24You guys are young.
19:25That's great.
19:26You want to give back to society.
19:29I've done that.
19:30I need to take.
19:31You have plenty left to give.
19:33You're doing a great thing.
19:34Blah, blah.
19:35We can go back and forth all day.
19:37Yeah.
19:37It's not going to solve anything.
19:38If we went to Mexico,
19:39we'd probably screw everything up anyway.
19:41Do you want that for little Jessica?
19:42No, you don't.
19:44And the answer is clear.
19:45Stop the bus, okay?
19:47Stop the bus!
19:48Stop the bus!
19:49Stop it!
19:49Stop the bus!
19:50Stop the bus!
19:51Stop the bus!
19:52Okay, stop the dang bus.
19:54Okay, well,
19:56a pleasure.
19:58Go save the world.
19:59We'll keep an eye on America for you.
20:07Wait for me!
20:15Don't say anything to my parents.
20:30Get in, quick!
20:31Why quick?
20:32So it's faster.
20:35Do you guys want me to take you home
20:36or go back to the church?
20:38Is anyone still at the church?
20:39No, actually,
20:40most of them went to go see a movie.
20:42What?
20:43Shut up!
20:44Yeah.
20:44Kevin suggested it,
20:45and then they all went
20:46and married us mini-man.
20:47It is so nice to be back
20:48in a country that has movies.
20:50I bet.
20:51You guys.
20:52Can I come?
20:56Oh, Lake Wobblegon's on.
20:58Well, the Lutherans
20:58brought their banana bread,
21:00but Fred Nordquist
21:02had no appetite.
21:03He was thinking about
21:04his pair of new boots.
21:05Been ten years, after all,
21:07and as he told Mrs. Nordquist,
21:09it would take two years
21:11to get comfortable
21:11with the new boots.
21:41We'll be right back.
21:43We'll be right back.
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