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00:09Sam, I had no idea you needed that much make-up.
00:14You are nice.
00:15Listen, seriously, thanks for being on the show.
00:17It's gonna be big.
00:18You, Five Sauce.
00:20Do you know who they are?
00:22I've no idea, but I have been doing some research.
00:27Okay, great.
00:28What else have you got?
00:29Oh, well, you'll love this.
00:31Five Sauce stands for five seconds of...
00:35Summer, everyone knows that.
00:37What a spoiler, Sam.
00:39Have you got to that part yet?
00:41Do you know any of their songs?
00:43Of course I do.
00:45Oh, dearie, look.
00:47The pipes, the pipes are calling.
00:54Okay, three minutes, guys.
00:56The band's asked if you wanted to meet them in the dressing room for the show.
00:59No.
01:01Also, they've asked if you know their names.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Of course we know their names.
01:06Of course.
01:06Know their names.
01:10I don't know their names.
01:11I don't know their names.
01:12No, I don't.
01:13Zayden?
01:14Jayden?
01:15Carpo?
01:16Groucho?
01:17Sepaline?
01:17We're in trouble.
01:18What are you gonna do out there?
01:19I'm just gonna call them all darling.
01:22Of course you aren't.
01:22You can do that.
01:23You're old.
01:24And I've had cancer.
01:25And I'm still on medication.
01:27And it really messes with your brain, Sam.
01:30You can't tell.
01:35Live across Australia, this is Sam Pang tonight.
01:39And now, here's your host, Mr Sam Pang.
01:44Woo!
01:47Woo!
01:49Woo!
01:52Woo!
01:52Woo!
01:53Woo!
01:54Woo!
01:54You're right.
01:55Thanks guys.
01:59Woo!
01:59Alright.
02:01very much.
02:02Good evening.
02:04And welcome back.
02:05To another episode of the show, Russell Crowe described as,
02:08the jokes are good, but the budget's shit.
02:12and hey what about a big welcome to my special guest announcer the one the only Denise Scott
02:18thank you for joining me Scotty yeah well I had no other office but I'm thrilled to be here Sam
02:31to help you support you give you the leg up you need to get somewhere in your comedy career
02:41you young success story and I'm not bitter I swear if you're here to help me you're in for a
02:49big night
02:50tonight Scotty I'll tell you that let's get on with it the big news this week is that the Bureau
02:54of
02:54Meteorology has a new website it's like we rehearsed that all right now here's a bit more
03:13about this pressing issue Aussies has slammed the new redesign of the Bureau of Meteorology website
03:18people have called it confusing terrible and an epic fail that's right people were furious
03:25which true to form the Bureau of Meteorology failed to predict
03:32come on Bob I mean it shouldn't be easier to steal jewelry from the Louvre than to find out if
03:37it's
03:37going to be cloudy in Wollongong the website is encouraging feedback and trust me Bob I've
03:44learned from hosting this show that is not a good idea swear to God if you push one more celebrity
03:49into a Christmas tree I'm coming over there kicking your ass that's an executive producer of the show
03:56by the way speaking of that Louvre heist French police have arrested two suspects after 157 million
04:03dollars worth of crown jewels were stolen in broad daylight turns out the security cameras were facing
04:09the wrong way sounds like the cameras were being operated by a 70 year old on an iPad hey hey
04:15hey
04:15hey there Sam I haven't been to France in years I thought that might be triggering for you Denise the
04:24footage was also blurry because his finger was over the lens experts believe the jewels would be broken
04:32down and sold separately on the black market to avoid detection so keep your eye out on Lee Gumtree
04:39and watch out for any labubus on Etsy that look like this all right
04:45you've been warned now to some royal news this week King Charles made history as the first monarch
04:50to pray with a pope in five centuries of course the rift began in the 1500s when King Henry VIII
04:57left
04:57the Catholic Church to marry Anne Boleyn now known as the original Megan
05:07wow Scotty we've got some monarchists in tonight that's great by the way when Prince Charles told
05:12his brother Andrew about his visit to the Sistine Chapel Andrew responded what's this about a teen
05:22anyway there they all are in a they're all in character for a murder mystery role play dinner
05:28apparently is that a kiss Mary kill situation I'd you know who I'd kiss
05:44really let's let let's hope that never happens then Scotty Prime Minister Anthony Albanese returned
05:50triumphantly from a from his first meeting with President Trump disembarking the plane wearing a
05:55black joy division t-shirt hey elbow you're on a diplomatic mission not doing a coffee run for your
06:01share house but hey nothing says rock and roll like having to use the handrail
06:09a very successful trip for elbow though Donald Trump referred to him as a friend
06:13and he doesn't use that term lightly our PM joins an esteemed group of Trump's elite friends
06:18there they are oh wow that's kiss marry kill as
06:25with no results we'll just keep moving out Scotty this week there was an interesting report from the
06:34Peter McCallum cancer center we're at a medical conference an adult movie was played for four
06:39entire minutes a mistake was made when a doctor instead of typing in sepsis typed in stepsis
06:52all made that mistake before now Scotty this is a subject close to home to you I imagine you have
06:58a lot to say on the topic of pornography
07:02well can I just interrupt your magnificent monologue you're going very well but um no on I have got a
07:10cancer stroke pornography kind of story yeah where when which is unusual and a gift I'm only giving to you
07:18um but when I was having treatment um radiation on the oncologist anyway said to what said to me you're
07:27a comedian like she was very surprised she was young and surprised and I said yes and then she did
07:34a breast exam Sam I don't know why I'm showing you
07:38although it's not over the lectern but anyway I can't believe I can't believe how low you started
07:49wow that is such a stupid and sexist and insult I can do the low boob joke Sam you anyway
07:58what can I teach you
07:59um so she did the breast exam yeah right and it's very it's very intimate
08:05it looks it turning turning myself on um but no so she's doing the breast exam yeah and she said
08:15so
08:16you're a comedian and I said yes and she said do you know Tommy Little
08:25and I said yes I do and she said I've got a crush on him and then the next appointment
08:32John said wow that
08:33oncologist is so into you I said yes I'm her gateway to Tommy Little anyway they're very happy anyway continue
08:39with your monologue and good luck
08:46thank you
08:50give it your best Sam I'll do my best Scotty to animal news
08:53Victorians will now be able to be buried alongside their pets
08:58that's that's hey that's good news for owners sad news for pets who weren't ready to digest yet but
09:05sorry Rocky I know you're a fit healthy Labrador but your owner Mary's cucked it so into the coffin you
09:09go
09:11there is one advantage by the way you can get the dog to dig the hole first so that's uh
09:15that's something
09:17now in some basketball news and the NBA gambling scandal is looking to be the biggest sports story of the
09:23year
09:23the US National Basketball Association has been rocked by a massive betting scandal that's been
09:29linked to the mafia three current and former players have been arrested accused of rigging poker games
09:34and faking injuries cheating punters out of millions of dollars this is very disappointing and could really
09:41sully the good name of sports gambling
09:46those arrested include NBA head coach Chauncey Billups and Miami Heat player Terry Rozier
09:52many are saying that Rozier could be sent to prison or even worse the NBL
09:58the NBA now known as the National Betting Association have even updated the teams of course there's the
10:05Miami Cheats the Brooklyn Bets and my favorite the Sacramento pair of Kings so
10:12look out for them if you're having a bet some other big news from the week Isis is making a
10:17comeback
10:20no applause for that one just left me there hanging much like Isis would
10:29apparently
10:32I'm bringing it back apparently they've really bounced back on socials with their get ready with
10:36me videos proving a big hit so seriously an Isis reboot what a cash grab it will
10:42never be as good as the original and sure we can agree finally the triple zero crisis continues with
10:48the revelation that some Samsung mobile users may be unable to call triple zero in a case of an
10:53emergency community service announcement for all those people who have got a Samsung phone and are with
10:59Optus do yourself a favor and just move next door to a hospital
11:05fun fact though by the way Samsung is what Denise called me in the first five years of our friendship
11:09so there is that we've got a great show for you tonight Five Sauce, John Edward and many more special
11:16guests with Denise Scott stick around
11:38you're watching samsung tonight with your host mister samsung
11:48thank you Denise it's wonderful to have you here
11:52I know I ask you this sincerely what have you been up to well I wanted to just quickly refer
12:00to when
12:01because you know I've been having cancer treatment but I wanted to refer to when I met up with you
12:07whilst I was having that process done and we were in a foyer do you remember this Sam yeah I
12:13was bald
12:14yes I had a little beanie on I was very thin and you gave me a hug and you said
12:19what's going on and I
12:21said Sam I've got cancer and you jumped back and said is it catchy do you remember that Sam God
12:30it was it was just great
12:34so thoughtful Sam
12:36quite how I remember it Scotty but anyway that's fine you know
12:40you know
12:40no you did and but funny funny thank you
12:43anyone out there who's got a friend with cancer do that
12:46oh is it catchy
12:47it's great it's very funny
12:49well follow up question how are you feeling how's it all going
12:51I'm feeling fine I'm good now I've had the treatment I'm just on I'm currently on a hormone blocker I
12:58saw your eyes lit up
13:00wow that's sexy and funny but um no so I take a daily tablet which a lot of women do
13:08or it's women because it suppresses your estrogen Sam
13:12I know look at you now like reel me in and I want to use this platform see if you
13:19don't have any estrogen it stuffs your skin it stuffs your mental health it stuffs your energy it stuffs your
13:27whole attitude to life it stuffs your bone density it stuffs your nails it stuffs your hair
13:34um but you're alive
13:37and
13:39this is the thing
13:40it doesn't it obviously doesn't affect your ability to tell a short anecdote
13:47Scotty
13:47it's wonderful to have you here last week on the show though
13:50this happened
13:51appreciate by the way before we get to the break do you have any housekeeping
13:54oh I do have something here
13:56I think what is this
13:57I think I've got tonight it's a the Powerball numbers
14:00okay
14:00so it's zero
14:02four
14:03seven
14:04eight
14:04five
14:05two
14:06one
14:06seven
14:07zero
14:07nine
14:09Sam that's my phone number
14:13now for all those asking that was my actual phone number
14:17well one of them
14:20I have one for each family
14:23and I'd say thank you for all the messages but if I'm honest I'd say I didn't probably need to
14:29see that many penises
14:31and a lot and a lot of you need a much better lighting but let's have a look through at
14:37some of the live feedback which started out quite nicely
14:39look at that one hello absolutely love the show that's beautiful then of course people thought they were comedians your
14:45fly is down
14:48well done I did check and then this person really enjoyed themselves hi Sam it's the lab again look you
14:55can't ignore results like this STDs are no joke
14:59yeah that one was a bit of fun and a bit close to home too but of course it's the
15:04internet so it took a turn you suck Sam but my wife makes me watch boo boo boo you dick
15:13and it wasn't just people texting in hi Sam here is my ashamed dog
15:20who's asked to be put down after that photo was sent in so there you go
15:24but anyway that's the end of that chapter so we can all move on what do you think Scotty
15:27well absolutely and um once again those powerball numbers for tonight are
15:36oh four seven eight five two one seven oh nine text your abuse
15:45well um I
15:49I might uh I think I might give you the phone this week Scotty because well we've just got one
15:53more message
15:54just wrote your number on a bathroom wall hope you're up for a good time
15:58so bring it on now I didn't think anyone would see that
16:06when I get it
16:10now as you all know I'm a man of the people
16:17no I'm not anyway as the host of a tonight show I think it's important to get out there and
16:21connect with real people
16:22but I don't want to be chasing it around with a microphone that's degrading I want to talk to you
16:27but I will be on my terms
16:28which brings me to my new segment which is a little less man on the street and a little more
16:39this is one head on the ground away from busking
16:41mate welcome to Sam Pang tonight you've seen the show before
16:44no I haven't oh I'm too late for me mate
16:46oh yeah well it's on at 8 40
16:47tell me you go to bed
16:488 8 35
16:51year 12 exams are coming up all around the country
16:54my daughter just finished year 12 last year
16:56yeah how did she go
16:57she got 99.15
16:5899.15 as a Chinese mother were you very disappointed in that
17:02no I'm happy
17:03do you have to do exams
17:04I have to do exams
17:05do you get nervous
17:06sometimes
17:07do you think like you need some Ritalin
17:10no
17:10no
17:10say if you do need some Ritalin I know a guy
17:14yes
17:15did you finish year 12
17:16I did yes
17:17yeah
17:17first go
17:18first go yeah
17:19you know if you don't finish year 12 then you can always go to TAFE and not finish that
17:24do you remember a single thing that you learned in year 12
17:27yes
17:28what was it
17:32can you gossip at the moment
17:34oh
17:35there's one new boyfriend
17:37sorry who's got a new boyfriend
17:39have you got a new boyfriend
17:40yes
17:40what's his name
17:41Tristan
17:41would you like to
17:42shout out to Tristan
17:43yeah shout out to Tristan
17:44how long have you been together
17:46like two weeks
17:47two weeks
17:48I'll give it two more weeks tops by the way Tristan if you're watching
17:51mate do you like five seconds of summer
17:53never heard of it mate
17:56they're on the show
17:56oh they're fantastic
17:59can I talk about one thing about Chinese
18:01at the moment right
18:02yeah
18:03Chinese people are not very popular
18:04where
18:05here
18:05everybody's sort of against China
18:07so we have to have a low profile
18:08yeah
18:09well I think
18:10no you're not really have a low profile
18:12you have your own show
18:13Bing
18:13you can't get any more low profile than having a show on channel 10
18:16exactly
18:18all right Scotty
18:20can you hear that
18:21it's the unmistakable rumbling of the Five Sauce superfans
18:24the band with more monthly Spotify streams than Bob Dylan
18:27they're in the building
18:29and Five Sauce are up next
18:30who have we got
18:33Fallon
18:33Kimmel
18:34Colbert
18:37it's actually some guy called Sam Pang
18:39who
18:41this guy looks like my grandpa
18:43cute
18:44he has like 11 million less followers than us
18:47but Denise Scott's on as well
18:49oh
18:50Denise
18:51oh I haven't seen her in ages
18:52I love Denise
18:54oh
18:54all right Ash you want to just
18:55practice up what you what we're doing
18:58ready boys
18:59yeah
19:00Danny boy
19:02the pipes the pipes are calling
19:06how's that
19:07beautiful
19:08he's gonna love it
19:09thanks
19:10Denise is gonna love it
19:11I can't wait to see Denise
19:12what a babe
19:31welcome back
19:33it's time to bring on my first guest
19:34they met as teenagers in Sydney
19:36they've now sold over 18 million albums
19:38have 10 billion streams
19:40an armful of Arias
19:41and
19:42as they said
19:43they have 11 million more Instagram followers than me
19:46let's take a look at this genuine Aussie success story
19:50you make me wanna jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
19:55hello
19:55it's Five Sauce
19:56five seconds of summer
19:59it's actually pretty insane
20:05please welcome
20:06five seconds of summer
20:15look at that
20:16look at that
20:18hello mate
20:19how are you
20:19thanks for coming on
20:21thanks so much
20:22appreciate it
20:23hello
20:23come and sit there
20:24wherever you want
20:25thank you
20:26how are you
20:27how are you
20:27how are you going
20:27am I new
20:28it's a one-on-one
20:29hello
20:30how are you mate
20:32wow
20:36how are we doing
20:37how are we doing
20:38I'm doing great
20:39how are you guys
20:39just figuring out if I should do my talk show crossleg
20:43how's that
20:43you can do whatever you want
20:46looks nice
20:47thanks for being on the show
20:49great to be on the show
20:49and how excited are you to be this close to Denise
21:00I love your shorts
21:02you know
21:03I love it when people recycle clothing
21:07just cut the bottom off your jeans
21:09it's a joke
21:10you look so hurt
21:13I do love you
21:15I forgot we were doing this
21:17no I'm just kidding
21:18hey guys
21:19obviously the world knows you as five sauce
21:21I know you as um
21:23Michael, Luke, Ashton and Callum
21:26but you have been working
21:27you've been working together
21:28you met in your teens
21:29you've been working together
21:30for so long
21:32so what's that like
21:33you've met so young
21:35and you're still working together
21:36how's it all going
21:36uh it's been fantastic
21:38can we swap
21:39my knees are too much in the couch
21:42this is because of me
21:45I didn't want
21:47I think it was a good shout
21:47I think it was a good shout
21:50no you must get back
21:51you know what these means
21:53I'm so sorry
21:54I was joking
21:56oh my god
21:57I've killed a young man
21:59oh I love
22:01oh shut up
22:03and get back behind the left
22:06I'm so sorry
22:07boys can I just
22:08I'll just defend Denise
22:09so we usually at her gigs
22:10when she sees someone stand up
22:12they're leaving
22:13so she thought that that was happening
22:15and he's got shorts on
22:16what the hell
22:18this is uh time for my knees to shine
22:20you know what actually
22:21let's go
22:24there we go
22:25solidarity
22:27solidarity
22:27solidarity
22:27thank you too
22:29for that
22:34wow
22:37you're so nice
22:39sorry
22:40yeah
22:40she said sit back down
22:42she said sit down
22:44no no no
22:45no you go back
22:46sorry
22:47I'm sorry Sam
22:48this is off to a great start
22:51it's always great
22:51I've lost interest in the question
22:53so that's fine
22:53I can't even remember what it was
22:55no there you go
22:56what's it like all working together
22:57you know for so long
22:58um
22:59it's been uh
23:00it's been fun honestly
23:01it's been
23:02haven't made any other friends
23:03along the way
23:03so it's been nice actually
23:06meet three guys in high school
23:07make a band
23:08does well
23:09it uh really hinders other friendships
23:11you know
23:12that's
23:13it's in a good way
23:14that's the price of admission I suppose
23:15yeah man
23:15it's all been worth it don't you think
23:17no 100%
23:19I've got three friends
23:20and that's all I need
23:21that's what I'm saying
23:22that's fantastic
23:23you don't have to talk to anyone
23:24so you did
23:24what about
23:24did you miss out on
23:25before we get to the new album
23:27did you miss out on like those
23:29basic milestones
23:30because you were famous at 15
23:32all of you
23:32well I guess it depends who you ask
23:33but yeah
23:34oh
23:35I was just talking to myself
23:38you've been famous for a long time
23:39so did you miss out things like
23:40you know getting your L's
23:41or um
23:42you know
23:42part-time jobs
23:43and you know
23:44schoolies
23:45me and Michael actually got uh
23:48our driver's license in Florida
23:50and I pretended that his auntie was my auntie
23:53and uh the first time we rode on a highway was
23:56uh when we had our license
23:59so
23:59also way easier to get a license in America
24:02I crashed in the test
24:04really?
24:04and I still
24:05they still gave me the license
24:06I think they just wanted a photo
24:08I just like took a photo with them
24:09and they're like
24:09here's your license
24:10I did um
24:11I actually did all my hours
24:12that's amazing
24:13120 hours of L's
24:14you did all of them
24:15oh well done
24:15I did
24:18that's why the third album took so long
24:20I'm like you did
24:20you did
24:21you did your time
24:22you just
24:22just crashed and got it
24:23just got a sell
24:25shortest easiest path
24:26work
24:27I'm contractually obliged to ask about the new album
24:31so
24:31so
24:32so
24:34boys it hurts me to say this
24:36but tell us about
24:36tell me about the new album
24:37what's the um
24:38what's it called
24:42yes
24:42can't wait for this to get edited out
24:44um
24:45I'm just letting you know
24:46there's no edits
24:47oh okay
24:48um
24:48so we've got all that knee stuff
24:50that's staying in
24:51that's staying in
24:52great um
24:53it's called everyone's a star
24:54yep
24:55it's out November 14th
24:57um
24:58thank you
25:01and uh
25:02give a real big long spiel about it
25:05because he doesn't want us to
25:06yeah a big long spiel
25:08it took us uh
25:09let's go back to the very beginning
25:10we'll go
25:11we'll start with the first album
25:12okay
25:132014
25:13first album comes out
25:15um
25:15bright eyed
25:16bushy tailed
25:17and then uh
25:18let's move on to the second album after that
25:19it works
25:22that's
25:22yep
25:24third
25:24no
25:25sorry
25:25we're going to keep going through
25:26yeah
25:26no
25:26okay
25:27no it's uh
25:28no
25:30we're really uh
25:31very proud of it
25:31it took us to use to get uh
25:33get it over the line
25:34we're really stoked on it
25:35everyone's a star
25:35November 14th
25:36going on tour next year
25:40and uh
25:42taking back to the first tour
25:43oh sorry
25:44yeah
25:44the first tour we ever did
25:46no I'm just kidding
25:47no no
25:48can I can I ask you a genuine question
25:49yeah please
25:49about um
25:50because everyone would know about
25:52um
25:53your big hit
25:54you know uh
25:55what's it called
25:57no no
25:58no it's
25:58everyone's sung along to young blood
25:59it's a great song
26:00everyone knows that right
26:01but I just wanted to
26:02I did watch the video clip
26:04and it's just something that I picked up
26:05I'm not sure everyone would have
26:06but can we
26:07I'll just take a look at that
26:07is that right boys
26:08have a look at this
26:10so you want me
26:11so you want me
26:12so you want me
26:12back in your life
26:13so I'm just
26:14a dead man
26:16probably tonight
26:19boys you're not in it
26:22so I
26:23genuine question
26:24that's us
26:25mate he wants to talk to me
26:26shut up
26:28a quarter of a billion people
26:30have seen that
26:30that's a
26:31that's a lot of
26:32that's a lot of people
26:33not bad
26:33is there in hindsight
26:34is there any part of any of you
26:36that wish that you were in it
26:37absolutely
26:37100%
26:38every night
26:39every night
26:39every night
26:41that was a mistake
26:42hit
26:42and
26:43we didn't release it as a single
26:45someone in Australia
26:46at our record label
26:47said this is your actual best song
26:48whatever the hell you guys are doing elsewhere
26:50it's a great song
26:51yeah
26:51so it started to blow up
26:52and then we had no money left
26:54so we said to a director friend of ours
26:55we have $10,000
26:58we need a music video delivered
26:59we have no time to do it
27:01we're booked on tour
27:02so he goes
27:03I love going to Japan
27:04give me that money
27:05I'll just go film some stuff in Japan
27:08and we'll call it a day
27:10and we're like cool
27:11we love the rockabilly culture in Japan
27:13we love
27:14you know
27:15all the things we've seen
27:16when we've toured over there
27:17and he sent us this incredible video
27:19went through an edit process
27:21but it's one of our best videos
27:22but unfortunately
27:23you know
27:23we're not in it
27:24well
27:26once again
27:27it all turned out okay
27:28in the end
27:29now listen
27:29I've got a
27:30I'm already out of questions
27:33but
27:34lucky for you
27:34your favourite has one
27:36because it's time now for this
27:37uh
27:43boys
27:44for a question from Denise
27:45yeah
27:45yes
27:46so I'm wondering
27:48I just love you
27:50um
27:51but is there
27:53because you've been together
27:54since you were what
27:5515
27:55and you're now
27:56nearly 30
27:59um
28:00but good luck
28:01no
28:02but you still look like baby
28:03you look like you're just out of the womb
28:05honestly
28:06but
28:07but I'm wondering
28:08if there's ever been a bit of biffo
28:10you know
28:12biffo
28:12fighting
28:13like biffo
28:14biffo
28:15punchy
28:15have you ever punched one of your bandmates in the face
28:18because you've just had enough
28:22no punches
28:23no punches have ever been thrown
28:25in the band
28:25we could do that now
28:26we could
28:27yeah
28:28I feel like it's gone
28:29no but
28:30I'm wondering
28:31because it is a lot
28:33and I'm wondering
28:34if you were on medication
28:38no seriously
28:39my
28:40you know
28:41my son is a muso
28:43he lives in the states
28:44and I am on the same antidepressants
28:48as his dog
28:50that's the sort of thing I'm talking about
28:53so any
28:54anything to keep you
28:56boys you know what
28:56I think you've answered that question
29:00I've got
29:00just
29:01I've got to ask you this
29:02so
29:02we've mentioned the new album
29:04yes
29:04but what's
29:05tell me about the new single
29:06what's that
29:07it's called
29:08High on SSRIs
29:13it's a great song about
29:14you know
29:15overcoming
29:17treatment resistant depression
29:21one of the songs though
29:22is called Boy Band
29:23is that right
29:24yes
29:24it is
29:25okay
29:27now
29:28there's a
29:30I was going to ask you by the way
29:32there's a lot of conjecture
29:33a lot of debate about
29:34whether you're a boy band or not
29:35do you consider yourselves a boy band
29:37we're the biggest boy band of all time
29:38I think
29:42what do you think Sam
29:43are we a boy band or not
29:45I think you probably started as a boy band
29:47but now you are genuinely grown men
29:48you're like
29:49Pinocchio
29:51you've grown up boys
29:52in front of us
29:53does that mean that
29:54grown up men can't be in a boy band
29:56oh good question
29:58great question
29:58great question
29:59yes it is a great question
30:01it is a great question
30:03you could have done a better question
30:05for your guest announcer question
30:06that would have been handy
30:08I'm trying to think
30:09you've got the tour as well
30:10coming up
30:11we've got the tour coming up
30:13international
30:13but when are you in Australia
30:14has that been announced
30:15we are in Australia
30:16October
30:17October
30:172026
30:18cool
30:18I was just thinking
30:24that's already happened
30:25but next year
30:26next year
30:26yeah
30:26right
30:28okay
30:28I don't think you'll be doing
30:30the same venues as Denise
30:32unless you're doing
30:32unless you're doing RSL
30:35five sauce
30:36it's been a lot of fun
30:37to celebrate your incredible success
30:38as well as learn your names
30:40check out your new album
30:42everyone's a star
30:43there it is guys
30:43I got it Luke
30:44in the end
30:45five sauce world tour
30:46starting soon
30:47we've mentioned that
30:47please welcome five sauce
30:52back with more after this
30:53boys
31:15welcome back to the boy band
31:18and psychic edition
31:19of Sam Pang tonight
31:20whether you're a believer
31:21or a skeptic
31:22my next guest claims
31:23that he can speak
31:24to the dead
31:26my name's John Edward
31:27the world-renowned psychic
31:28my daughter calls me
31:29the Gordon Ramsay of psychics
31:30your husband is telling me
31:30to tell you
31:31white flower
31:31is Niagara Falls
31:32significant
31:33did you find a feather there
31:34yes
31:34oh my god I'm crying
31:35that's so crazy
31:36I'm getting so emotional
31:38the freak out continues
31:39that's coming at you
31:41he's toured the world
31:42and has a new book
31:43about his work
31:44with the FBI
31:44please welcome
31:45John Edward
31:54thank you
31:54thank you
31:55thank you very much
31:59John Edward
32:00thanks so much for being here
32:02mate
32:02first things first
32:04tell us about the new album
32:05sorry
32:06that's the wrong one
32:07it's called chasing evil
32:08that's the wrong one
32:09mate
32:09thank you very much
32:10first things up
32:10when did you know
32:11you were coming on the show
32:13about a month ago
32:14really
32:15I saw it
32:16that's when we booked you
32:17so that's perfect
32:17hey um
32:19now listen you
32:19this is a very old
32:21television studio you're in
32:22and I'm sure there are
32:24plenty of ghosts in this room
32:25tonight John
32:30can you
32:30do you think
32:31I hate to put you on the spot
32:33do you think that you could
32:34spot a ghost
32:34if we panned around
32:37the studio audience
32:38do you reckon you'd be able
32:38to spot the ghost
32:40that uh
32:41can you spot anything
32:46not really getting anything
32:47nothing's coming
32:49this could be
32:50this could be very interesting
32:52um
32:53now uh
32:54you've been
32:55you encourage
32:56you actually
32:56this is a serious question
32:57you encourage
32:59skeptics don't you
32:59I do
33:00I encourage critical thinking
33:02and skepticism
33:02not cynicism
33:04so cynicism means that
33:05nothing's possible
33:06no matter what somebody
33:07experiences or sees
33:08evidence wise
33:09they've made up their mind
33:10but if somebody's skeptical
33:11it's basically saying
33:12I'm uncertain
33:13I'm not sure
33:13if there's any type of
33:15evidence or validation
33:16that can support something
33:17then you're going to be able
33:18to shift your perspective
33:19is there anything you don't believe in
33:22like horoscopes
33:23or tarot cards
33:24oh I was going to go
33:25a completely different direction
33:26but um
33:27no
33:27go in a direction
33:28that's fine
33:28no it's not a political show
33:30um
33:31I was
33:31I was going to
33:32I was going to
33:34when I was a kid
33:34study astrology
33:35and it was too much math
33:37yeah
33:38and I was like
33:39yeah this is not for me
33:40yeah
33:41well Denise doesn't believe
33:42in vaccines
33:43so there you go
33:43that's a lot of
33:45hey uh
33:45John you've been dealing
33:47with deaths for decades
33:48and uh
33:49we've noticed that
33:49when it comes
33:50and we've noticed
33:51that it comes
33:52in many different forms
33:53do you know if there was
33:54somebody shot in that family too
33:55I am getting somebody
33:56who was murdered
33:57somebody's pregnant
33:58has somebody who passed
33:59from a hanging
33:59there's a suicide energy
34:01either a brain tumor
34:02brain aneurysm
34:04did he have severe
34:05athlete's foot
34:05and blind
34:07in one eye
34:08hmm
34:09mate I didn't know
34:10you could die
34:10from athlete's foot
34:11that's unbelievable
34:13by the way
34:14I left one out
34:14this was my favourite
34:15John
34:15there's some type
34:16of fire story
34:17in that back section
34:18over there
34:19dismembered
34:20and burnt
34:20in a eye
34:21just say yes or no
34:27it's a wonderful example
34:28by the way
34:28we can see
34:28your daughter
34:29has called you
34:30the Gordon Ramsay
34:31of psychic mediums
34:32you certainly
34:32don't sugarcoat
34:33no
34:34do you
34:34and has that
34:35always been your style
34:36yeah
34:37pretty much
34:38how has that helped
34:39do you reckon
34:39is it better
34:40it
34:40I'm just very blunt
34:42so like
34:43if I'm going to be
34:43doing a reading
34:44for somebody
34:44and using my energy
34:45to do that
34:46I want to make sure
34:47that they're going to
34:47get the most
34:47out of the experience
34:48and sometimes
34:49when you're dealing
34:50with somebody
34:50who's kind of
34:51wanting to hear
34:52from one person
34:53and only one person
34:54and there are other
34:55people that are
34:55trying to come through
34:56it can get in the
34:57way of the process
35:00so energetically
35:01it's like
35:01you have to kind of
35:02like take control
35:03of the session
35:04I wish I'd done that
35:05during the
35:05interview to be honest
35:09no
35:09no
35:10that was great
35:10now you're doing
35:11you're doing
35:12much like
35:13Five Soss by the way
35:14you're doing
35:14big venues now
35:15I'll just ask you
35:16a question
35:17when you started
35:17doing readings though
35:18they would have been
35:19a bit more personal
35:19a bit more intimate
35:20and did that
35:21you know
35:22at people's homes
35:23I suppose
35:23I did
35:23I did house parties
35:24yeah
35:24and did that
35:25when you were doing that
35:26did things ever get
35:27uncomfortable
35:28very
35:29very uncomfortable
35:30example
35:31an example would be
35:32I had gone to a place
35:34in New York
35:34it's called Staten Island
35:35and I was in
35:36a woman's basement
35:38she was the
35:39owner of the house
35:40she was the last person
35:41that was getting red
35:42her mom had come through
35:43and her mom had died
35:45from an illness
35:46however
35:47this woman was
35:48getting more and more
35:49upset
35:49and at the end of the
35:50reading she said
35:51is she mad at me
35:52and I said
35:54no
35:54and I'm thinking
35:55what did I say
35:56that would make her think
35:57that she was mad at her
35:58because I didn't say
35:59anything that would
35:59imply that
36:00I said
36:00why do you think
36:01your mom's mad at you
36:02and she went
36:02because I killed her
36:06I would like you all
36:07to know
36:07that I was so chill
36:09and so calm
36:10in my mind
36:11I'm like
36:11my appointment book's
36:12in my car
36:13nobody knows
36:14where I'm at
36:16I'm in this lady's
36:17basement
36:17and she just admitted
36:18killing her mother
36:19and I'm like
36:20how did you do it
36:23and basically
36:23her mom had
36:24really severe
36:25illness
36:26and she
36:27heavily medicated her
36:28and she thinks
36:29that she
36:29she killed her
36:30we would call that
36:31palliative care
36:32by today's standards
36:33or hospice
36:33but back then
36:34she felt responsible
36:36as a general rule
36:37when you've talked
36:39to the dead
36:39are they usually upset
36:41at the people
36:41who killed them
36:43in that example
36:44no
36:45okay
36:45no
36:46rightio
36:46I've got a couple
36:47of quick ones
36:50you know when you're
36:52guessing
36:52the way people
36:54have died
36:54no guessing
36:55no guessing
36:56guessing would imply
36:56it's not based on
36:57something
36:57it's actually based
36:58on an energy
36:59so I'm
37:00I'm interpreting
37:00what I'm seeing
37:01what I'm hearing
37:01what I'm feeling
37:02and then trying
37:03to formulate
37:03what I feel
37:04that is
37:05are the type
37:05of deaths
37:06though in different
37:07countries
37:07like are they
37:07related to different
37:08countries
37:08that they're more
37:09for instance
37:09in Australia
37:10when you're
37:10doing a tour
37:11is it
37:11mostly melanomas
37:13no
37:15no but thank you
37:16for putting that
37:16in my head
37:16now
37:17there you go
37:17that's there
37:17that's yours
37:18you can take it
37:19if you want
37:20alright
37:21we only
37:21we only hear
37:22one side
37:23of the conversation
37:24yes
37:25do you
37:26do you ever
37:26talk back
37:27to them
37:28this is a great
37:28question
37:29that nobody's
37:29ever asked me
37:30yes
37:31same
37:33got it
37:34I got there
37:35I told you
37:37to ask that question
37:39yeah
37:40yeah
37:41so many years ago
37:43people would say
37:43can you ask them
37:45something for me
37:45and I would be like
37:46no no no
37:46it's only what comes
37:47through
37:47and then I
37:48at some of those
37:49house parties
37:50where I would be
37:50reading for people
37:51in a group
37:52if somebody
37:53wasn't getting
37:53what it was
37:54coming through
37:54I would start
37:55saying to them
37:56help me
37:57like she clearly
37:58doesn't know
37:58what you want
37:59like what is
37:59give me something
38:00else
38:00and then I realized
38:02if they're
38:02if they're answering
38:03my questions
38:03why wouldn't they
38:04answer the
38:04client's questions
38:05so I would say
38:06at the end
38:06of a session
38:07you can ask me
38:08questions to ask
38:09them
38:10and sometimes
38:10they would answer
38:11them
38:11sometimes they
38:12wouldn't
38:12alright
38:13I gotta ask you
38:14about your new
38:15book
38:15because your new
38:15book is about
38:16working with the
38:17FBI
38:17yes
38:18and that's
38:19there it is
38:20chasing evil
38:22firstly
38:22did you write
38:23it yourself
38:23or did you
38:24have a ghost
38:24writer
38:24no no
38:28tell us
38:30about the
38:31book
38:31and what's
38:31it like
38:32working with
38:32the FBI
38:33so I
38:34three decades
38:34ago
38:35met a gentleman
38:35by the name
38:36of Robert
38:36Hilton
38:36who came
38:37to my office
38:37to expose
38:38me as a
38:38fraud
38:39and a con
38:39because he
38:39didn't like
38:40the fact
38:40that he
38:40heard me
38:41on radio
38:41shows
38:41doing readings
38:42and when
38:43he came
38:44to me
38:44with a
38:44real case
38:45with real
38:46evidence
38:46about a
38:47missing
38:47person
38:47he also
38:48went around
38:49his office
38:49and brought
38:50items
38:51that belong
38:51to coworkers
38:52and put it
38:53in the same
38:53evidence bag
38:53and I was able
38:55to discern
38:55the difference
38:56between the
38:56real evidence
38:57and the
38:58control items
38:59anyway from
39:00that reading
39:00I wound up
39:02helping him
39:03on that case
39:03and I wound up
39:04reading for him
39:06and giving him
39:06information that
39:07he did not know
39:08about his own
39:09family
39:09and that kind
39:11of became
39:11the genesis
39:11of can you
39:12continue to help
39:13me
39:13I said if you
39:14keep my name
39:14out of stuff
39:15I will help
39:16you
39:16and he said
39:16well I want
39:16to keep my job
39:17so that's not
39:18a problem
39:18and the two of us
39:19have worked
39:19together
39:20and he's now
39:20retired from
39:21the FBI
39:21and this is
39:22kind of like
39:22his memoir
39:23of our time
39:24together
39:25wow
39:25this is
39:26that actually
39:27makes me
39:27like
39:28no I'm not
39:28going to read
39:29it
39:29hey
39:30only because
39:31I'm very busy
39:31by the way
39:32but if you do
39:34the book's out
39:35John
39:35the book's out
39:36and also
39:37you are touring
39:37Australia now
39:38I am
39:38I love being here
39:39and you can get
39:40VIP packages
39:41which is
39:42I assume
39:43food and drink
39:44and a meet and greet
39:45with your dead
39:45Nana
39:46what's a VIP
39:47what's a VIP
39:48so a VIP ticket
39:50is where somebody
39:51gets the after event
39:52there's a Q&A after
39:53and then they get
39:54a virtual online event
39:55and then they get
39:56a three month
39:56membership to
39:58an online channel
39:59that I have
40:00it's called
40:00Evolve Plus TV
40:01okay there you go
40:02Scotty where are we
40:03have a chance
40:03yeah
40:03okay wonderful
40:04alright
40:04I've got to keep moving
40:06it's been genuinely
40:07fascinating to talk to you
40:08I guess next time
40:09we speak
40:09I'll be dead
40:12please thank
40:12John Edward
40:13everyone
40:15back with Oliver Clark
40:16and the News Lounge
40:17in just a moment
40:37welcome back
40:38before we get to the News Lounge
40:40I want to tell you about
40:41Denise Scott's new stand up
40:43to a tickety-boo
40:44on sale now
40:47get in quick
40:49because I'm competing
40:50with five songs
40:51that's their name
40:52yeah that's their name
40:54so anything
40:55you need to know
40:56like is it
40:56to be happy
40:57with the show
40:58I'm happy with the show
40:59I'm happy with the poster
41:00and we're running
41:01behind time
41:02so just buy tickets
41:04you fools
41:06good to finish
41:07with a bit of anger
41:08Scotty
41:08now on this show
41:11I don't have time
41:12to cover all the news
41:13the only problem
41:13is reading out the news
41:14is extremely boring
41:15so I made an executive
41:17decision that it would
41:18be much more entertaining
41:19to hear all the stories
41:21we didn't have time for
41:22in song
41:29that seems pretty
41:30self-explanatory
41:31please
41:32live from the News Lounge
41:33please welcome
41:34Oliver Clark
41:35thank you
41:36thank you so much
41:41and welcome again
41:43to the News Lounge
41:44of this week
41:45headlining
41:45tonight's news
41:47we go to Queensland
41:48for the latest
41:49on oral health
41:50hit it
41:58fluoride removed
41:59from the water
42:00in Gympie
42:02yeah conspiracy theorists
42:05oh they want
42:06the truth
42:08but the sovereign
42:10citizens
42:11they aren't too
42:12wimpy
42:13oh no
42:14cause they can't
42:16handle having
42:17just one too
42:20thank you
42:22thank you
42:23wonderful
42:26wonderful to be here
42:27thank you
42:28here's the latest story
42:29you're going to need
42:30to bend an ear for
42:31one two three
42:32hit it
42:38festive season
42:40getting together
42:42with the fam
42:44coals and woolies
42:46want you to buy
42:47their ham
42:49the cost of living
42:52makes you say
42:53oh damn
42:55let's go cheaper
42:57and just get
42:57Christmas spams
43:00yeah let's go cheaper
43:02and get
43:03Christmas spams
43:07thank you
43:08thank you so much
43:12now let's go overseas
43:14shall we
43:15for the latest
43:15in aeronautical news
43:17hit it
43:18this tragic moment
43:22the cargo plane
43:26never soared
43:27but one silver lining
43:30no Aussies on board
43:35no Aussies on board
43:40thank you
43:42thank you so much
43:45and now let's head over
43:46to our finance editor
43:48Oliver Clark
43:49thanks Oliver
43:59ASX bombed
44:01it bombed
44:02ASX bombed
44:04gold and silver prices
44:05they're going down
44:07the john
44:07it bombed
44:08it bombed
44:09ASX bombed
44:11it looks like
44:12now the market's gone
44:14oh yeah yeah
44:15it looks like
44:16now the market's gone
44:18ooh baby
44:19it looks like
44:20now the market's
44:22gone
44:28thank you so much
44:31that was the wonderful
44:32Oliver Clark
44:33with the News Lounge
44:34the Wheel of Segments
44:35is up next
45:00welcome back
45:01but just before we finish
45:02it's time for the
45:04and everyone knows how to say it
45:05the
45:05Wheel of Segments
45:13brought to you by
45:14brought to you by
45:16Isis 2
45:16electric boogaloo
45:18whatever the world lands on
45:19Scotty we know how this works
45:20that determines
45:21the segment
45:23so there's some new segments
45:25this week
45:25and
45:26personally I can't wait for the
45:29where is it
45:30that's uh
45:30no
45:32look they're all great
45:34yes yes they are
45:36I can't
45:37well I can
45:37anyway
45:38yes they're fantastic
45:39you deliver a calf
45:40I like the idea of that
45:41Scotty you know
45:42I didn't see that
45:43I'm very good at delivering
45:44calves
45:45you know how it works
45:46give me the Wheel of Spin
45:47I love this
45:48I am Denise
45:49Streisdale
45:50at last
45:51I'm mistaken for her
45:53all the time
45:54here I go
45:55are we ready
45:56we're ready
45:57whoa
46:00you know I don't like to dance
46:02you're a good dancer
46:04I'm not a good dancer
46:07this
46:08this is going to take a while
46:09but um
46:11so
46:11slur or not a slur
46:12it's never landed on that
46:14I should point out too
46:14Scotty
46:15um
46:17paint us
46:18you're just going to
46:20have fun
46:20have fun
46:21Nick
46:22alright there you go
46:23it's stopped
46:25it's stopped
46:26on Rickshaw
46:27Karaoke
46:31now I should mention
46:33we are currently
46:34embroiled in a
46:34legal proceedings
46:35over the name
46:36but
46:36we'll push on
46:37because this edition
46:38of Rickshaw
46:39Karaoke
46:40involves the legendary
46:41musician Tim Rogers
46:42from the iconic
46:44band UMI
46:47been watching
46:48so much TV
46:56I'm like a waterlog
46:58no one wants to kick
47:01around anymore
47:04got an old
47:06demon in here too
47:09that no comb can get
47:11through
47:13it's all granola and beer
47:16and a calling card
47:18and a silk card
47:19souvenir
47:20I miss you
47:23I sleep
47:23there's nothing romantic
47:26about the hours I keep
47:28but it's the morning
47:31when it stops
47:32I don't dress so sharp
47:35now I've got a heavy heart
47:39yeah
47:42did it Scotty
47:43big thrill for me
47:45brilliant
47:46me
47:46Tim Rogers
47:47together at last
47:48I love that man
47:49I should point out
47:50not everything went to plan
47:52though
47:53doing alright there soon
47:54all good mate
47:55all good
47:55Tom can only be
47:58and just
47:59calling card
48:00Sam you sure you're right mate
48:01all good mate
48:02okay
48:05Tim
48:06yeah mate
48:06I'm no good
48:07okay
48:08three
48:09four
48:10I miss you
48:11I sleep
48:13don't dress so sharp
48:15now I've got a heavy heart
48:18beautiful Sam
48:19got it Sam
48:20now take me home
48:21how far we got Sam
48:22about fifteen twenty k's
48:24mush Tim
48:24mush
48:27how good's that Scotty
48:29I've got to say
48:30mush on national television
48:31that's our show
48:33a big thanks to
48:33five seconds of summer
48:35John Edward
48:35Oliver Clark
48:36my very special guest announcer
48:38Denise Scott
48:40next week
48:41Michael Weatherly
48:41and special guest announcer
48:43Sean McAuliffe
48:43goodnight Australia
48:48I don't dress so sharp
48:51now I've got to
48:57this is a great question
48:58that nobody's ever asked
48:59me
48:59yes
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