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04:33Well, everyone, this is going viral.
04:35Disneyland Paris just opened a new frozen theme park.
04:38And, their Olaf robot had a little malfunction.
04:42Check it out.
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05:42I can assure you, us animatronics are reliable as ever.
05:46Would you like me to sing you?
05:55A song?
05:58Uh, sure.
05:59Are you sure you're okay?
06:01Ha-ha, you make me laugh.
06:04I can assure you.
06:14Disney magic soon.
06:17Okay, I hate to break it to you, Kristoff,
06:19but you're also seen to be malfunctioning here.
06:22Ha-ha! Fret not, dear friend.
06:24Would you like me to sing to you a song?
06:30No, thanks.
06:31Looks like some kinks need to be worked out.
06:33Thank you for being here.
06:35Magic.
06:37Why not?
06:39Sing you a song?
06:41A Kristof animatronic, everyone.
06:44Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic.
06:50Magic.
06:55And finally, guys, tomorrow is April 1st.
06:58That's right.
07:01Which gives Trump an excuse to get out of Iran.
07:04April Fools! April Fools!
07:05We have a great show!
07:06Give it up for The Roots, everybody!
07:12Whoa!
07:21Welcome to the show, everybody.
07:23We got some good news today.
07:24We got nominated for a bunch of Webby Awards.
07:26That's what I'm talking about.
07:28Hey!
07:28We love the Webby's.
07:31We love the Webby's, and I want to give a special shout-out
07:33to our entire digital team.
07:35They are the best in the biz.
07:36Thank you, everybody.
07:37He's done an amazing job.
07:41Voting is open now through April 16th.
07:43Just go to vote.webbyawards.com
07:46and search The Tonight Show and vote for us.
07:48Thank you very much, Webby's!
07:49But what a show we have for you tonight.
07:54She is a very talented actress who's starring in the new movie,
07:57Outcome, which premieres April 10th on Apple TV.
08:01One of our favorites, Cameron Diaz!
08:03He's here today!
08:05I love that lady.
08:09The greatest.
08:10He's an Emmy-winning actor and producer who created and stars in the new Netflix series,
08:15Big Mistakes, which begins streaming April 9th.
08:18Dan Levy is joining us.
08:22Another great dude.
08:24Super funny.
08:25And we got great music from Thames!
08:28It's here tonight!
08:32We love Thames as well.
08:34It's a good show.
08:35Guys, here at The Tonight Show, we like to spotlight musicians that we think have something special
08:39but might not be getting the attention that they deserve.
08:42It's time for Tomorrow's Stars Today.
08:52Our guest tonight is a singer-songwriter promoting his new album on an independent label called Hometown Crowd.
08:58Please welcome Johnny Miles-Biter.
09:05Hey.
09:08Hi, how you doing, bud?
09:09Nice to see you, bud.
09:11Doing pretty good, Jimmy.
09:12I really want to thank you for making a space and holding the light the way you do.
09:18Wow.
09:20Of course.
09:21Yeah, nobody holds the light the way you do.
09:24Thanks for being here.
09:25You know, I got to say, I love new talent, and I want to talk about your songs.
09:30Man, that's great.
09:32Did you build this desk?
09:35A man should be able to build his own desk.
09:38Look, when I write songs, the way I look at it is this.
09:41It's like, you know.
09:43What?
09:43They're not as much like songs, but they're like, they're vibrations that come in from the universe,
09:48and they just go in me.
09:50Yeah.
09:52That sounds mysterious.
09:54Yeah, no.
09:56Yeah, all right.
09:57Well, it's cool.
09:58I mean, my songs are just happenings, right?
09:59They're happenings that happen to me, and if they happen to rhyme, well, that's good.
10:04Well, that's great.
10:04Would you like to share one of your songs for all of us, maybe?
10:07Hey, not at all.
10:10No, I mean it in the way of, like, yeah, definitely.
10:13No, I'm really happy to do that, okay?
10:15Thank you, Jimmy.
10:16There you go, bud.
10:16Oh, I'm like, fight it.
10:22Okay.
10:23Wow.
10:24Well, this one is called Late Night Ride, okay?
10:27Oh, wow.
10:30Caught a hitchhiking ride with a woman one day.
10:35She turned on the radio, and the radio played a song.
10:43She's a super freak, super freak.
10:46She's a freaking, yeah.
10:50Everybody say, super freak, super freak.
10:53Hey, wait, wait, wait.
10:54Wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:55Stop, stop.
10:55Hold on.
10:56What?
10:57What?
10:57What's going on, man?
10:58What's wrong?
10:59What are you doing?
11:01What's the problem, Jimmy?
11:02I don't understand.
11:03Tell me.
11:04Freak.
11:04That's super freak by Rick James.
11:06We can't even clear that.
11:07No, no, it's not, man.
11:09That is what happened.
11:10That's a song that came on in her car,
11:12and I just wrote about it, man.
11:13Come on.
11:15What are you doing?
11:16You can't just take a hit song
11:18and squeeze it into your song.
11:19How am I supposed to control
11:21the will of the airwaves, dude?
11:27I don't know.
11:28Yeah, yeah, you don't know,
11:30because I can't, man.
11:31Well, look.
11:32What?
11:32How about you try another song, maybe?
11:35I'll give you another shot.
11:36Okay, I'm sorry I blew up there.
11:38I'm sorry.
11:39I got a little upset as well.
11:42I told you, a ray of light, man.
11:44Now, this next song.
11:46All right.
11:46All right, here we go.
11:47This one's newer, okay?
11:49And it's called Backyard with Mom.
11:53Oh.
11:57Last time I ever saw my mama
12:00We threw her a party in the backyard
12:05With lights on the fence
12:08Oh, that whole year was so hard
12:13Mama sang her favorite song that night
12:17And it went
12:18She's a super freak
12:20Super freak
12:21She's a super freak
12:22She's a super freak
12:23She's a super freak
12:25Yeah
12:26Temptation's a
12:30Super freak
12:31Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop it!
12:33Stop!
12:34Ruth, don't encourage him.
12:36What are you doing, man?
12:37That's his same song!
12:39No!
12:39What are you going to go after
12:40My mama's favorite song now, man?
12:43I have nothing to do with
12:45Come on, dude!
12:47What the frick is wrong with you, man?
12:51These songs, you're just describing
12:53Ways that you've heard the song
12:54Super Freak
12:55No, I'm not, dude
12:57No, I'm not
12:58It's my life
12:59Okay?
13:00You can't just come in here
13:01And tell a guy what he can write
13:02Inside a song
13:02Even though that thing happened to him
13:04And then he had a guitar
13:04I didn't come in here
13:05What?
13:05You came in here
13:06I was already here
13:07You came in here
13:08Until you weren't born here, man
13:09You had to have entered here
13:11At some point
13:12Just like I entered this world
13:13But I work here
13:13This is my show
13:14I host this show
13:15So I'm here every night
13:16And I'm here to give you a chance
13:18Some new talent
13:19And I think you're abusing
13:21The privilege a little bit
13:22Because you're just singing
13:25I entered this world
13:26From my mama
13:29Okay?
13:30And I don't mean to abuse
13:32Privileges in your right
13:33Okay?
13:34Hey, buddy
13:34Hey, buddy
13:35Hey
13:35Hey, palsy
13:36Hey
13:37Can we just
13:38Can we just bury the hat
13:39I'm sorry
13:40Yeah, I apologize
13:41I'm sorry
13:41Hey
13:42No, you don't have to come over
13:43No, no, no
13:44That's all right
13:45All right, so
13:45Yeah
13:46All right, man
13:46Thank you very much
13:49Hey, is there any way
13:50You could do one
13:51Like maybe
13:51One of the original songs
13:53That you submitted
13:54That got you on
13:55Tomorrow's Stars Today
13:56That's the one we liked
13:57We only heard a snippet of it
13:58But, right?
13:59We would like to hear
13:59Maybe one song
14:04That is a
14:05That's a great idea, man
14:06Okay, perfect
14:07All right
14:08Okay
14:09This song is called
14:11Summer Day
14:22I remember that summer day
14:26When we
14:31Dropped a coin
14:32In the wishing well
14:34And felt swell and free
14:39When that coin hit the water
14:42It sounded like a song we knew
14:45No, no, no, no
14:47Please stop
14:47Don't do it
14:48Don't do it
14:48Just don't
14:49Just don't
14:50Don't
14:51Don't
14:52Don't
14:52Don't
14:53Don't
14:54Don't
14:54Don't
14:55Don't
14:56Don't
14:56I'm going to freak out
14:57And that song that we heard
14:59Through mama's screen door
15:02Yeah
15:02That's close
15:03The song that we'd all heard
15:06Many, many times
15:07Before
15:10And that name of that song was
15:15She's a super freak
15:16Super freak
15:17She's a super freak
15:18Yeah
15:20Everybody say it
15:21Here we go now
15:23Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
15:26All right
15:26See you next week
15:28On Tomorrow's Stars
15:29Now I'm the host
15:30That's what I say
15:31Stick around
15:32We'll be back back
15:33Next week's Tomorrow's Stars
15:34Today
15:35Cameron Diaz will be coming
15:40Maybe you're going to be back
15:41Voicing Princess Fiona
15:43I am
15:48This is what I'm talking about
15:50You're Queen Fiona
15:52Oh
15:53I forgot about that
15:55I'm no longer Princess Fiona
15:57Yeah, you're Queen Fiona
15:57You will address me as such
15:59Sorry, I apologize
16:10Our first guest
16:12Is a very talented actress
16:14Who stars in the new movie
16:16Outcome
16:16Which premieres on Apple TV
16:18April 10th
16:19Please welcome
16:20Cameron Diaz
16:45Welcome back to the show
16:49And how are you
16:49I know you're in New York
16:51Shooting a movie
16:52And you brought the great weather
16:54It's because of you
16:55Yeah
16:55This is
16:56Yes, it is
16:57This is like so aggressive
16:59This weather
17:00Yeah, it's interesting, right?
17:01It just came out of nowhere
17:02And it's just like
17:03Really?
17:03So oppressive
17:05So what movie are you doing?
17:07Can you tell us any details?
17:08I'm doing a movie with Stephen Merchant
17:10I love Stephen Merchant!
17:12He's so great
17:13He's so funny, man
17:14He's so funny
17:14Gosh
17:15He's the best
17:15He's so great
17:16So yeah
17:17Brilliant
17:17I'm doing a film here with him
17:19I don't know the name of it yet
17:22Oh yeah, alright
17:23Perfect
17:24Yeah, when you have a name
17:25You have to come back and tell us
17:26Let you guys know
17:27Because you took a little break
17:30From acting
17:30And then you came back
17:31With this giant movie
17:32Back in action
17:33One of Netflix's biggest movies
17:35Of the year
17:35Congratulations
17:36Thank you
17:36On that
17:37Fantastic
17:38Thank you
17:39Broke records
17:40And now I heard rumor
17:42That maybe you're going to be back
17:43Voicing Princess Fiona
17:45I am
17:45Yeah
17:50This is what I'm talking about
17:53Yeah
17:54A new Shrek movie
17:55The fifth Shrek
17:56Yes
17:57Can you believe it?
17:58That's fantastic
17:58Two decades
17:59What's that?
18:00You're Queen Fiona
18:02Oh
18:02Oh
18:03You're Queen
18:04I forgot about that
18:05I'm no longer Princess Fiona
18:06Yeah, you're Queen Fiona
18:07You will address me as such
18:08Sorry, I apologize
18:10Yes
18:10I scolded a lot on my show tonight
18:12But I was going to ask you
18:14Do kids come up and freak out
18:16When they hear your voice
18:16At the grocery store or something?
18:18You know, it's really funny
18:19Because parents are the ones
18:20Who are like
18:22Honey, this is Princess Fiona
18:23She does the voice for Princess Fiona
18:25And one time this little girl
18:27She just looked at me
18:28Yeah
18:28And burst into tears
18:31She just started crying
18:33So, like bawling her eyes out
18:34And her mom's like
18:35I'm so sorry
18:36I'm like
18:37I really don't take it personally
18:38I would cry
18:39If I found out the voice of
18:41They don't quite understand
18:42They don't quite understand
18:43So I always tell parents
18:44Don't tell them
18:57Don't tell them that
18:59I think, um, you know, you know what?
19:02I've always wanted to do
19:04What?
19:05Like a season on SNL
19:07Like a full season on SNL
19:09Like from the beginning to the end
19:11Like just become a cast member on
19:13Drew and I talked about it
19:14Like 20 years ago
19:15But like
19:16You would be fantastic
19:18A season on
19:19As a cast member on SNL would be so much fun
19:21I think the first time I met you
19:23Was when you hosted SNL
19:24Yeah
19:24Yeah
19:24And you were fantastic
19:25It was so much fun
19:26I mean, I wouldn't host
19:27I'd be like, you know
19:28Just a cast member
19:29Just a cast member
19:30Ooh, Lauren
19:31Lauren
19:33We like this
19:34We so much
19:34The audience like this idea
19:36But I'm so tired now
19:38I don't think I could do it
19:39No, you could, please
19:41And by the way
19:42Congrats on your wine, by the way
19:43Thank you
19:44Abilene is crushing
19:45Are you learning so much about it
19:47In the whole scene?
19:48Yeah, I mean
19:48It's
19:49Winemaking is a science
19:51It is
19:51Amazing
19:52It's just
19:53It's chemistry
19:54Yeah
19:54You know, it's just
19:55You do one thing
19:56You get one result
19:57You do another thing
19:58You get another
19:59And it's just
19:59Sort of mad scientist
20:01But the winemakers
20:02Are so incredible
20:03Well, congrats on this
20:04It's fifth birthday
20:05So happy birthday
20:05To Amilene
20:06Thank you
20:06Great, great, great wine
20:08I love it
20:08But let's talk to your new movie
20:10Okay
20:11Outcome
20:12Yes
20:12Is the name of the movie
20:13It's very funny
20:14It's also very intense
20:15It's co-written by Jonah Hill
20:17Our buddy
20:17And directed by Jonah Hill
20:19Who we love
20:20Who we love
20:20How do we set up
20:21What the movie is
20:22And who you play
20:22Keanu
20:24Plays a character
20:25That's
20:25His character
20:26Is a movie star
20:27Oh
20:28Named Reeve Hawk
20:30Yeah, a great name
20:31And
20:31It's a great name
20:32Reeve Hawk
20:32And he's
20:33He's going through
20:35Something happens
20:37Where he's basically
20:39Gets a phone call
20:40That is life changing
20:42That could really hurt
20:44His career
20:45Yeah
20:46And
20:46I play
20:48Along with Matt Bomer
20:49His best friend
20:50Oh, he's so good
20:51I know Matt's incredible
20:52Yeah, he crushes in this
20:53We play his best friends
20:54Since like
20:55Before he was a star
20:56Like he was a child star
20:58Yeah
20:58But we've known him
20:59Since he was like
21:00You know
21:00A young teen
21:01So you can talk
21:02So we've been in
21:03We've been in it
21:05You know
21:05Our whole lives together
21:06Basically
21:07But these characters
21:08Are loosely based
21:09On Jonah's real friends
21:10Yeah
21:10Yes, actually
21:11Completely
21:11So Ezra Woods
21:12Who also
21:12Was one of the writers
21:14On it
21:14Is Matt Bomer's
21:16Character
21:16And mine is
21:18Kyle Applebaum
21:19Who is
21:19Kyle Applebaum
21:20Who is like
21:22Jonah's friend
21:23Yes
21:23It's not your first time
21:24Working with Keanu
21:25It's not
21:26No, I worked
21:27With Keanu
21:27You did a movie
21:28Called Feeling Minnesota
21:30Back in 1996
21:3130 years ago
21:32Come on
21:35Look at this
21:37Do you remember
21:38First impression
21:38That was my fourth film
21:40And I was working
21:41With Keanu Reeves
21:42And I was so
21:43I was so green
21:45I was literally like
21:46Oh my god
21:47Please don't remember
21:48That we were together
21:4930 years ago
21:49Even though I've seen him since
21:51I'm like
21:51Please don't remember
21:52But
21:52Did he remember
21:53He did
21:54Isn't that so crazy
21:56What did he say
21:57He's like
21:57Hey, I remember doing that
21:58You know what
21:58I really
21:59Keanu's just
22:00A lovely human being
22:01He's exactly the same
22:02Still hits the three shot
22:04You know
22:05We play basketball together
22:07He's got a great
22:08Great three pointer
22:10And I'm up to dunking now
22:12Oh wow
22:12Congratulations
22:13Oh my gosh
22:14It's good to see you guys
22:16We get out on the court together
22:17And we just like
22:18Yeah
22:19It's just like old times
22:20It's magic
22:21It's fun to watch
22:22I want to show everyone a clip
22:23Here's Cameron Diaz
22:24In Outcome
22:24Take a look at this
22:25How are you going to frame
22:26The five years thing
22:27Also, I should literally
22:29Be a famous ass interviewer
22:30Even when I'm fake interviewing
22:32I'm like incredible at it
22:34Incredible
22:34Thank you
22:35So what are you going to say
22:35About the five years thing
22:38Well I was thinking
22:39And I was going to say
22:41I've been working since I was six
22:43And needed a break
22:44And that I needed to find out
22:47Who I was away from all this
22:50I love that
22:51That works totally
22:52I won't say
22:53That I was hiding a heroin addiction
22:56From the public
22:57And that my best friends
22:59From high school
23:00And my insane lawyer
23:01Have me covered up for years
23:03So no one ever found out
23:06That is a really smart omission
23:07Strong omission
23:08No ad mish
23:09You're going to be amazing babe
23:10You got this
23:11Yeah
23:11I'm very lucky to have you too
23:13That's a good omission
23:14Not ad mish
23:15Cameron Diaz everybody
23:17Outcome premieres on Apple TV
23:19April 10th
23:21Cameron and I are doing something fun
23:23After the break
23:24Stick around everybody
23:29This is where I ended up
23:31On the bench
23:32At like a gorgeous fashion show
23:34Where everyone's looking
23:35Show the picture
23:37Can you see what's going on
23:47Welcome back
23:48We're hanging out
23:49With the one and only
23:50Cameron Diaz
23:55Now Cameron
23:56I thought it would be fun
23:57For us to play a game
23:58That I know you're going
23:59To be great at
24:00It is called
24:00Slow Turn Tiny Nod
24:10Okay the game is very simple
24:12One at a time
24:14While maintaining
24:15The utmost composure
24:16We will very slowly
24:17Turn our heads
24:18And look into the camera
24:19And do the tiniest
24:20Head nod possible
24:21Whoever does the
24:23Tinier nod
24:24Wins
24:25And you're
24:28And you're not allowed
24:29To laugh
24:30Cameron
24:31Since you're
24:32I don't find it funny
24:33You're my guest
24:36That's already
24:37Making me laugh
24:37Since you're my guest
24:38You'll be turning
24:39First
24:39Are you ready
24:40Are you in character
24:41Whenever you're ready
24:42Can we dim the lights
24:42And you'll turn to camera one
25:06It's a masterclass
25:08It's a masterclass
25:18All right
25:19Very good
25:19Cameron
25:21Okay
25:21Here we go
25:22Look me in the eye
25:23Jeremy
25:23Before you go
25:24I know
25:25I know
25:26I know
25:26It's only fair
25:27You did look me in the eye
25:27But you're a pro
25:28Okay
25:29Here we go
25:45Oh
25:47Oh
25:58¡Oh!
26:03¡Jimmy!
26:04That was just like a really big knot.
26:06I'm exhausting.
26:07That was a tiny knot.
26:08That was like a gigantic knot.
26:11I have a big head.
26:12I have a big head.
26:12That is tiny from my size head.
26:15It's a tiny knot.
26:16Pero aquí vamos.
26:17We're going to raise the stakes a poco más en Round 2.
26:19Round 2,
26:20You must turn your head even more slowly,
26:22look into the camera,
26:24flare your nostrils twice,
26:26and then do a tiny nod.
26:28I don't know how to flare my nostrils.
26:30Oh.
26:31Well, you have to try it.
26:34You have to flare your nostrils.
26:36Porque can't flare your nostrils?
26:36I can't flare my nostrils.
26:37You have to do some type of...
26:39I'll do something.
26:40I'll do something.
26:41Ok.
26:43¿Can we dim the lights and get ready for round two?
26:47Ok.
26:52Wow.
26:53Just lower the...
26:58Uh-oh.
27:05I don't even know if I can do that. I like that, babe.
27:08I can't do that.
27:09Alright. It's something. It's something there.
27:11Alright, that was impressive. Here we go.
27:12Can we dim the lights and I'm ready in the character?
27:14I'm ready to...
27:15Still going to that camera? Get ready.
27:43That was hard. That was hard. I didn't want to move my body.
27:47Round three.
27:48The sound of someone saying round three means it's time for round three.
27:53Cameron, I'm going to make this a little harder for our final round. For this last one, you must now
27:56somehow turn your head even more slowly, look into the camera and make the tiniest sound you could possibly make
28:03and then nod.
28:04It's going to take a long time because I've been taking a long time, haven't I?
28:07No, this is perfect. No, we're going into the...
28:10Okay.
28:10Super slow.
28:10We're going over with the Tonight Show tonight. We're going straight into the Today Show.
28:15So here we go. It's a 24-7 sleepover. Here we go.
28:19Alright. Get in character. I won't look at you. It doesn't matter.
28:23I had a massage earlier, so like...
28:26Okay. So you're loose.
28:38This is the slowest one yet.
28:43Oh my goodness.
28:59We really got an audio on that. There's no topping that. That's how you do it. The winner.
29:03Kevin Diaz.
29:05That was a little bit annoying.
29:10Outcome premieres April 10th on Apple TV.
29:12We'll be right back with more Tonight Show, everybody.
29:15That is so fun.
29:32Our next guest is an Emmy-winning actor and producer who created and stars in the new series,
29:38Big Mistakes, which begins streaming April 9th on Netflix.
29:42Please welcome Dan Levy.
29:53That's what I'm talking about. Come on, come on.
29:58Welcome back. I'm so happy to be here.
30:00I'm so happy to be here.
30:01Happy to see you.
30:01I'm so happy to be here.
30:03Hi, everybody.
30:04Come on.
30:04Yeah, I love you. Come on.
30:07Welcome back. I always love seeing you.
30:09Always love seeing you.
30:10You're a great follow on the social medias.
30:12I follow you.
30:14Am I?
30:14Yes.
30:15I like seeing what you're up to.
30:16I know that you're into fashion.
30:18I like, yeah, yeah.
30:20I pay attention to it.
30:20You posted this.
30:21You were at a Celine show.
30:22Oh, there we go.
30:24That's a little Schitt's Creek reunion there.
30:26It is.
30:27David and Stevie have never looked better, frankly.
30:29I mean, gosh, you're a good-looking guy right there.
30:31I find myself in very uncomfortable situations at those things, though.
30:34It's not as glamorous as you would think by watching.
30:36I mean, you look at it and you're like, yeah, it's a fashion show.
30:39It is. It's great.
30:40Yeah.
30:40I just haven't, I don't know.
30:43You don't have good luck with them.
30:43I don't have good luck.
30:44You brought us another example just to show this is a photo.
30:47So the front would normally look like this and you look cool.
30:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:51I was sitting on a bench.
30:52I'm Canadian, so I'll just agree to anything.
30:55So you're sitting on a bench.
30:56Someone was like, can someone sit down?
30:57Can you move down?
30:58Yes.
30:59Someone else is sitting down.
31:00Can you move down?
31:01Absolutely.
31:01Someone else is sitting down.
31:02Can you move down?
31:04This is where I ended up on the bench at like a gorgeous fashion show where everyone's looking.
31:10Show the picture.
31:12Can you see what's going on?
31:14Can we actually zoom into my ass?
31:18Are you floating?
31:18This was a Loewe fashion show.
31:22How are you doing that?
31:22This was like hottest brand in the world.
31:25That's a lot of core strength.
31:27That is a full cheek off the bench.
31:29Wow.
31:30And I was sitting beside this like incredible K-pop star.
31:33I was in awe and could not have been more uncomfortable.
31:37So then over the course of this fashion show, if you actually do like sit half on a chair,
31:43I found myself having to like prop myself up.
31:47So my friend meanwhile is behind me taking these photos, laughing his ass off.
31:52Hold on.
31:52Here we go.
31:53Yeah.
31:53So the hand comes out.
31:55I'm now trembling.
31:58The show isn't ending.
32:00It's like gorgeous model after gorgeous model.
32:03And you're like...
32:04Quaking.
32:05Yes.
32:05Quaking.
32:07Finally.
32:07Yeah.
32:08The leg comes out to like reinforce the fact that half my ass is hanging off the chair.
32:15What an evolution.
32:17You are...
32:17That is...
32:17You go home and everyone's like, so how was it?
32:21Was it fabulous?
32:21And I was like, yeah, it was.
32:24You loved it.
32:24Clothes were really good.
32:25You loved it that much.
32:26Couldn't remember a thing.
32:27Yeah.
32:27Anyway.
32:28That's what you do for fashion.
32:29You do a lot for fashion.
32:30Thank you.
32:33Dan, I think the first time you came on our show was with the cast of Schitt's Creek.
32:37That's right.
32:37And you were here.
32:39And...
32:40An amazing cast.
32:42And I appreciate you doing that.
32:43And I think it was Catherine Rojera was on as well.
32:47And I'm just gotta say, I'm so sorry about the passing week.
32:50Gosh, you must have been...
32:51It's...
32:51Listen, it's all...
32:53It's like a collective loss, I think.
32:54Yeah.
32:55She was the greatest.
32:57She's unbelievable.
32:57She was...
32:58She's irreplaceable.
32:59Mm-hmm.
33:00And, you know, I think the great comfort for me has just been to see how loved she was.
33:07You know what I mean?
33:08She really was.
33:08Like, the outpouring.
33:09Everyone felt like they kinda knew her.
33:12Um...
33:12She could do everything.
33:13She was one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen.
33:15Absolutely.
33:16Can do characters.
33:17Unbelievably...
33:18Gorgeous.
33:19Talented.
33:20Improvising.
33:20One of the great, great, great, great...
33:22Yeah.
33:22I always loved her.
33:24Um...
33:26I wanna talk about your new show.
33:28It's called Big Mistakes.
33:30Yeah!
33:30And it's...
33:31Yes.
33:31It's very, very, very funny.
33:33It has a very funny premise that stems from, I read, a real phobia that you have.
33:38Can you...
33:38I have an irrational fear of being blackmailed into organized crime.
33:43Okay.
33:44We can relate.
33:45A lot of people can relate.
33:45I don't know how.
33:46I don't know why.
33:47But if you really think about it, would you wanna be blackmailed into organized...
33:51No!
33:51I would not.
33:52I have a phobia too, I guess.
33:53I mean, I wouldn't do well.
33:55You would.
33:56So when you're writing a show, you almost kinda have to think about, like, okay, well,
33:59what's the worst case scenario that you would wanna find yourself in?
34:02And it's this.
34:03Yeah.
34:03And I am...
34:04My character is just as incapable as I would be if I were to find myself blackmailed into
34:09organized crime.
34:10It's perfectly...
34:10Instantly killed.
34:11Yeah.
34:12Like, 45 seconds into meeting me, these people would...
34:16Just off you.
34:17Yeah, and you came up with the idea with Rachel Sennett.
34:19That's right.
34:20Who, gosh, is so funny.
34:21Funniest.
34:21And one of the freshest voices in comedy.
34:23She's great.
34:23And what a cast, by the way.
34:25Laurie Metcalf.
34:25Laurie Metcalf.
34:26Had me screaming out loud laughing.
34:28She's unbelievably funny.
34:30And, like, I've just admired her my whole life.
34:34Gosh.
34:34And never in a million years did I think she'd say yes.
34:36And then the minute you have Laurie Metcalf on your show, you're like, well, I guess the
34:41rest writes itself.
34:42But I couldn't keep a straight face.
34:44The scenes are unbelievable.
34:45We couldn't keep a straight face.
34:46We were in the scenes.
34:47And I learned this on Schitt's Creek.
34:49Yeah.
34:49Sometimes you just have to go with the laughter and let your character also find the person
34:55amusing.
34:56Oh, my God.
34:57It's a way of making yourself look a little bit more professional.
34:59Yeah.
35:00Thank you for that tip.
35:01I wanna show everyone a clip.
35:02You're gonna love this show.
35:03Here's Dan Levy in Big Mistakes.
35:05Take a look.
35:06What do you want for your birthday from Nicholas and Morgan?
35:10Who are they?
35:11Oh, my God.
35:12That's a good question, Nona.
35:13Your father gave me a necklace in Acapulco that you lost on your honeymoon.
35:20We know.
35:21Get your Nona necklace.
35:22It was a diamond necklace.
35:25Nona, I'm a public school teacher.
35:28Okay, Morgan, the woman doesn't know who we are.
35:30I don't think she cares if it's real diamonds.
35:32Yeah, I know what I mean.
35:33Just something cheap and nostalgic that she can cherish during her final days.
35:37Is that so much to ask?
35:38Nikki, help your sister with this.
35:40For once.
35:41For once.
35:41All right, do a good deed.
35:43For me.
35:43A lot.
35:45Dan Levy!
35:47Big Mistakes begins streaming April 9th on Netflix.
35:51We'll be right back with that performance from Thames.
35:53Check her out.
35:56Here we go.
35:56Face for your face.
35:57Eyes for your eyes.
35:58Don't blink.
35:59Black egg is a frog.
36:02Like just yesterday.
36:04We'll shoot.
36:04Yeah.
36:06Performing what you need from her EP, Love is a Kingdom.
36:11Please welcome Thames.
36:13Thank you.
36:14Thank you.
36:14Thank you.
36:17Mmm
36:25Nobody
36:29None
36:33Uh现在
36:35Now sometimes, you find yourself in two ways, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:44Sometimes, your love it feels divided, and my answer, my answer is to pull out.
36:59Your love is like an embassy, it won't lead me to anywhere.
37:08But I'm so confused, through all the pain and suffering, you still want to stay with me.
37:20I'm tired of these crises, and I feel like I'm being a dog.
37:28I know what you need, I know what you need.
37:37I know what you need, get away from me.
37:45I know what you need, I know what you need.
37:54I know what you need.
37:59I need to be alone now, I need to be alone.
38:04Your love is not my lifeline, your love is not my home.
38:08Returning you, you're not mine, to me you don't be known.
38:12I'm better on my own, you're better when you're alone.
38:17And I'm so confused, through all the pain and suffering, you still want to stay with me.
38:29I'm tired of these crises, and I'm finding out the dark.
38:37I know what you need, I know what you need, get away from me.
38:54I know what you need, I know what you need, I know what you need.
39:20I know what you need, I know what you need, I know what you need.
39:36I know what you need, I know what you need, I know what you need.
39:44I know what you need.
39:47Oh, my God.
39:49Yes!
39:50Come on!
39:51That is how you do it.
39:53Come on.
39:54The best.
39:55Thank you.
39:55Tim!
39:57Love is the Kingdom is out now!
40:00We'll be right back, everybody.
40:01Tim!
40:03Oh, my God!
40:16My thanks to Cameron Diaz!
40:19Dan Levy!
40:20Tim once again!
40:25And the roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:29Thank you for watching.
40:30Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:32Good night, everybody.
40:33Thank you!
40:33We gotta get involved.
40:35We better get involved!
40:37We gotta get involved!
40:39We gotta get involved!
40:39Get into it!
40:41Do it!
40:42Do it!
40:46Yes sir!
40:48Get into it!
40:50Hey, you say New York City.
40:51Get back to night, son!
40:53Gracias por ver el video.
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