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00:02Oh
00:22Jesus great. Good morning. I thought I locked that no it only locks from my side. It's a fire safety
00:28thing
00:28How? Not sure. My wife is back from Japan, so I'm hosting a faculty bar night. I'm hoping you'll join
00:36Yeah, I don't know Walt. I'm not good at parties and I don't know anybody. Just stop by for a
00:41drink
00:41It starts at 8 and goes until question mark. I will try very very hard to make it
00:49It was an old-fashioned standoff
00:51Rooster gave a don't fuck with me stare
00:55But captain flaherty was a navy man a little bent from all those years at sea
01:00He may have even smiled a little rooster's mouth got dry
01:06He knew one of them
01:09Would die tonight
01:11Look even in heightened situations. I try to make rooster emotionally authentic
01:16So don't be afraid to feel what your character is feeling. You can't write it
01:21If it's not in you
01:23All right hand in your papers on the way out
01:26I proudly remain a hard copy guy. So let's see the hard copies
01:31Fuck the trees bro. No, no, that's not that wasn't my point. Hey, hey
01:36Not gonna hand anything in there big guy. Uh, not yet, but i'm so close to
01:40Starting it. Well, that's the hardest step
01:43Do today
01:45Oh, and I am excited to see the style of author everyone decided to emulate and we will be reading
01:52a few out loud on monday
01:53You are not gonna want to read this aloud my friends. You are gonna want to be alone
01:57Okay
01:59Jesus
02:07I'm coming
02:08Don't worry only give my head
02:10Well done
02:12Is that a new necklace?
02:13Yeah, my wife brought it back from japan. She
02:16Said it makes me look like paul mezcal. I don't know who that is
02:20It suits you. Thank you. Let's commence mentoring. I have set up three good job interviews for you
02:26But the one i'm most excited about is bioteca. You'll enjoy diana. She's a friend years ago. She was
02:33more than a friend
02:35But I wouldn't bring that up. So how should I deal with the pregnancy issue?
02:39I mean, I don't mind lying. Well at first and then I feel
02:43Guilty and tell the truth a second later
02:45authenticity
02:46The only way to live your life
02:49Okay
02:50Good
02:51I hate your chain
02:53Don't that coming
02:56Oh, I
02:57Oh, I
02:59I played the fool
03:02I laugh at me
03:04I'm
03:04trying, trying
03:07Falling sometimes
03:08Sometimes flying
03:10Cry me and I'll shine up
03:13One-liners
03:14Cruel, cruel, cruel
03:21Mr. Russo, wait up
03:22Hmm. Oh, hey, Tommy. All done. All right. You're gonna love it because the guy I chose to emulate is
03:27one of the greats
03:29What? Me?
03:30Yeah, man. Oh, come on. That's cool. What?
03:34No, no, no, no, no. I am not a great
03:37You are a nut
03:41Okay, you fail. What? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, I'm looking forward to reading it. Sweet. Thank you, Tom. Yeah,
03:48thank you
03:50You're something
03:51You inspire me, bro
03:52Okay
03:54Stop
03:55Oh
04:01You don't love it
04:04I mean
04:05You look radiant
04:06I used a fan to make her hair blow
04:08Yeah, we really should figure out some sort of system so that you know when I want you to be
04:11a part of our conversations
04:12I could raise my hand
04:14Walt told me I should be more authentic
04:16Just seems kind of crazy to me. I mean, you know, who posts about their personal business like this? Well,
04:21literally everyone on earth does it
04:23I will say that it would be pretty weird if the father did not like that post
04:29Just my two cents
04:30I will heart the post because I do support you and now everybody knows it because I've hearted it. Thank
04:37you. Wish me luck
04:38See you Monday. See you then
04:40It's great
04:42Now your friends know your family know
04:45Strangers know
04:47Pretty fucked, huh?
04:49Okay, get in those seats people. Let's fire this up because I am back. Okay? Lights, please, Louie
04:56Boom, knock time
04:58I'm just kidding. I wouldn't really do that
05:01Light shows up
05:04Professor Russo
05:06You okay, Professor Russo
05:08I'm amazing
05:10Okay
05:11Gauguin
05:12Best known for his Tahitian landscapes
05:16Also known for leaving his wife for a 13 year old
05:18Can anyone guess what his consequences were? I'm going to give you a hint. He's a man
05:22Nothing
05:22Very good. Very good, Zoe
05:24Actually a Gauguin just sold at auction for 105 million dollars
05:28One almost wishes that his Tahitian mistresses saw some of that money, right? But all they got was syphilis. Yes,
05:33Zoe
05:34Fuck that guy in the face. Yeah, correct. Write that down. Oh, keep eating the syphilis family guys
05:39Toulouse-Lautrec
05:41Wait till you hear about this little french asshole
05:43I fucking love art history
05:47The misogyny on this campus is out of control
05:49I know it's really kind of making me miss dubai
05:52You would be vilified if you behaved like your shitbag husband
05:54And tell me if i'm being inappropriate
05:56You are but i'm drinking it in so speak freely. Um, okay, he's out there literally putting babies in everyone
06:02It's well, it's one person, but yes
06:04Katie you really need to be getting back in the game, okay?
06:08Just fuck some randos
06:09Yes, I don't know. I'm sad
06:12And i'm tired and I don't have the energy to learn a new penis. Well, it doesn't have to be
06:16a guy
06:16I recently started dating lesbians. That's cool
06:19I mean, I don't know if i'll stick with it because I don't love having to keep my nails trimmed
06:22But actually, okay, the window for speaking freely is closed forever actually and that's my dad. Hey dad dad come
06:28over here
06:28Hey, come here. Save me. Hi
06:30Oh my god, that's don't do
06:33Dad, what the hell are you doing?
06:34I tripped and turned it into the walk like an egyptian dance. Okay, what do you guys do when you
06:39trip?
06:41So, uh, I don't mean to invade your space, but could I
06:46Loved watching you beat archie's perfect ass with the ladle. I wouldn't say it's perfect. Come on dad
06:51It's it's pretty good. I mean, I just really appreciated you like taking the fight to the male oppressor
06:56Hmm, you're welcome. I would do anything for katie for katie. I love that
07:02katie cute
07:04Yeah, yeah
07:05No, that's dumb what I do
07:09Um, they think I should get back out there. They're right you should if I have to you have to
07:15what are they now? They're stupid kids
07:19Really? I was not mocking egyptian culture
07:23Oat latte
07:25I tripped and turned it into a funny little dance double espresso. This is not for you
07:31Did my mom. Yes, you did didn't actually did too and a black coffee for our fearless leader. Thank you.
07:37I owe you an apology
07:39Guys, I get rude at hockey games. I may
07:43Lash out and call people mean when they are actually being very reasonable
07:49But I am learning
07:53I was not kind
07:55If I was going through all that
07:57I'd lose my shit too. I didn't lose it. You did
08:02I'm sorry. I'm sorry too. What the fuck are you two talking about? Seriously, I have yoga. Is it hot
08:06yoga regular yoga?
08:08Would I like that? Okay, we can be done
08:10Uh, chris
08:12States you acknowledge the infraction and the walks that are not allowed on campus. Uh, crypt clown scooby quasimodo
08:18I wouldn't do that sign here, please
08:20Okay, and thank you for the flat white. Oh sure
08:23It's very creamy
08:27I don't take my pen. Thank you
08:31Hey, you're going to our waltz later tonight. How bad is it free booze?
08:35Hmm, then we all talk about whatever his wife culturally appropriated over her recent travel. Aha, come on greg
08:40It'll be fun. We can watch walt and joanie give each other hungry looks all night. Ah, and no one's
08:45talking about it
08:45But we're all thinking the same thing what they're gonna fuck later and it's gonna be gross
08:49Yeah, well now i'm definitely not gonna go
08:51Oh, you are dreaming your waltz shiny new toy and he wants to show you off. Oh, you can't say
08:58no
08:58Oh, come on. Okay. Ah as requested. Oh, thank you. I can't wait to read these
09:04You know
09:06I might push this kid tommy to submit something. He had to write a story in the voice of his
09:11favorite author and he chose
09:14me
09:15Well, no big deal. Let me see it then. It's a first draft. It's a little undercooked
09:20But you get the gist rooster was angry like an angry person
09:26Yeah, he's pretty mad in this moreover his feathers rustled in the breeze
09:32Bacca
09:32Mm
09:33Does he think rooster is an actual rooster only in some parts? Sorry, sorry
09:38Repetitive adjectives the use of the word moreover sounds like artificial intelligence your accent sounds like artificial intelligence
09:44AI is an existential threat to what we do Tommy would never do that. You know what just to prove
09:51it
09:51I will ask him personally
09:54Did you
09:56use
09:57AI
09:59for your story?
10:05Yes
10:06Why would you admit that? He can get expelled for this. Oh, please this guy. Come on. Greg, he's not
10:11wrong
10:11No, you really surprised me, Greg
10:13So I know that you've got strong feelings about cheating due to the fact that I'm currently supping upon a
10:16lukewarm cup
10:17of Walt's dog piss excuse for coffee because you refused to buy me an oat milk cortado
10:22Oh, don't make this personal arch
10:24Me?
10:24Christ alive, man. When are you gonna stop punishing me?
10:27For humiliating my daughter?
10:28Oh, I don't know
10:30Maybe until
10:31She recovers emotionally
10:33And remarries
10:35And you die
10:36Tommy is a good kid
10:37I want him gone
10:38You are such a petty little man
10:40Well, guess what?
10:41You are about to take this kid down for absolutely no reason
10:44Okay, okay
10:44Here's what we're gonna do
10:46He fails the assignment no matter what
10:49Thank you
10:50When's the assignment officially due?
10:51Midnight
10:52Have him submit a new story to me by then
10:55Otherwise, he is out
10:57Done
10:58How is it done?
10:59It's not done, but it will be done
11:02And I'll tell you why
11:04Because Tommy is a great student
11:08Wow, this place is cool
11:11Don't love that you've never been here before
11:13Smells like my grandpa's in here
11:15Oh my god
11:17Here's the deal
11:17I have to work on my new book
11:19You have to rewrite your story by midnight
11:23Or your life is over
11:24Wait, there's a rooster book that's not published yet?
11:26Yes
11:26If I could just snag some of that, I'd be done
11:28No, no, no
11:28We have to get to work
11:29We can hold each other accountable
11:31Oh, there he is
11:33Oh, no
11:33Just confirming your attendance this evening
11:36I'm so sorry, Walt
11:37I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight
11:39Tommy and I have a little work to do
11:40Yeah, we're accountability buddies
11:42Accountability comes from within, young man
11:44And Greg, it bears mentioning that Teddy Roosevelt once said
11:47While I hope that as the chance occurs
11:49Each man will get all the fun that he can out of life
11:53That's great advice
11:54It's a freebie
11:55I'm gonna keep that in my pocket
11:57Next time you have a shindig, I'm definitely gonna be there
12:01I see
12:03Can I have your attention, please?
12:05It is Friday night and you're at college
12:07Shut the books and go do some living
12:09The library is officially closed
12:13See you tonight, Greg?
12:15Yeah, yeah
12:15I'm excited
12:16We're something appropriate
12:17I will
12:19Where are we going?
12:20You're busy
12:21How did he know where I was?
12:23I'm everywhere, Greg
12:25Fudge
12:26No, no, no, no
12:28You cannot bail
12:29If I'm going, you're going
12:30Who made that rule?
12:31I want to have a bath and be by myself
12:32Well, here's what we're gonna do
12:34I am going to shoot a penny and if I get it in
12:37We both go and have a great time
12:39You and your fucking pennies
12:40Here we go
12:42Please tell me you miss, I've ordered Thai food
12:44Sorry, kiddo, I never miss
12:46We can do this
12:49Give me that cleave
12:52No, you're a slut
12:56Hey, sorry to put by on and out
12:59Wow, you look
13:01Uh, wow
13:03Hey, is that the dress that you got when we were at Portobello Road and then went for drinks to
13:07Roland and then
13:07Yeah, I'm not currently doing memory lane, why are you here?
13:11Well, um
13:12I was wondering if I could maybe have Roscoe tonight
13:14I've had such a shit day
13:16Apparently I have to heart my unborn child, otherwise I'm a terrible father
13:20So you're not going to waltz?
13:21No, no
13:22Too many eyes on me
13:23I don't think I can stomach being the talk of the town
13:26Yeah, that'd be awful
13:28Yeah
13:30I'm not gonna lie
13:30It does my heart good to see you suffer
13:33Well, I'm glad I can be of service
13:36Listen, I think you have a great night
13:37I hated these things when we would go together
13:39I don't know how I'll do it on my own
13:42You'll be fine
13:42Just get like a little bit too drunk and then you'll be everyone's best friend
13:47You can take Roscoe
13:48But bring him back in the morning
13:52Giuseppe
13:52Oh, I love you
13:56Never got used to that
13:58Oh my god
14:10Hello
14:12Do you want to get me?
14:27Thank you
14:28Thank you
14:33There's my guy
14:34Go ahead, grab yourself a drink
14:35And then circle back here
14:43I was worried that I'd be overdressed
14:45At least I'm not wearing a kimono
14:48Wow, that song ended abruptly
14:51Hi, I'm Greg
14:53I'm Joni
14:55Walt's wife
14:57Oh, sure
15:00Konnichiwa
15:01Would you mind if I left?
15:23Yeah
15:23Hey, Tommy
15:25Mr. Russo, hey
15:26Sick fit
15:27You look like you work on a cruise ship
15:29Thanks
15:31Shouldn't you be writing?
15:32Chill, my guy
15:33I got it all done
15:34Excellent
15:35Yeah
15:35Maybe I will have some light reading to do before bed
15:40You're going to bed already?
15:42It's like super depressing
15:44Yeah
15:44Hey, you should come out
15:45Oh, no, no, no
15:47Everyone will love it
15:47I don't think so
15:48All good
15:51This is stupid anyway
15:54What's that?
15:55I was just trying to impress some guys with this bad boy
15:58I don't have a lot of friends here
16:00I don't have a lot of friends here
16:01Really sick of feeling like an outsider
16:03You know?
16:08Well, good night
16:09Good night
16:11Good night
16:20Hey
16:21Tommy, wait up
16:23Yeah?
16:25Hell yes
16:25Let's go
16:26All right
16:27All right
16:27One, two, three
16:28Oh, that's way heavier than I remember
16:32Yo, yo
16:35Back up
16:36Bro, you cheat every time you play
16:37All right
16:37I'll back up
16:38They said I could play if I brought a partner
16:40What do you think?
16:41Fuck yeah
16:41I think we'll be fine
16:43I'm gonna grab my coat
16:46And where do I stand?
16:47Here's good
16:48Elbow just can't pass
16:49Elbow can't pass that
16:50Behind the line
16:50Yeah, don't be a cheater like JD
16:52All right
16:52I'll do my best
16:55Shit
16:56Oh
16:56Are you kidding?
16:57He's gonna get his luck
16:57Wow
16:58I just take another shot
17:00All right
17:00I'm gonna try it
17:01That was kind of fun to get one in
17:04What the fuck?
17:06Let's see what happens this time
17:10Hey, Bollie
17:11Are you thirsty?
17:13Oh
17:14Oh
17:15Oh
17:15Oh
17:16Yeah
17:16Yeah
17:18Mr. Russo
17:19Oh
17:20Oh
17:20Oh
17:21Oh
17:21Oh
17:21Oh
17:21Oh
17:22I keep
17:23I keep
17:23I keep
17:23I keep
17:23Come on
17:24He's out
17:27Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
17:32Oh
17:34How are you doing this?
17:35I don't know
17:35How am I doing this?
17:37Oh
17:38Damn
17:38What the hell?
17:39There's no way that can
17:40fucking happen
17:41You are a guy
17:42Oh
17:43Fuck this, guys
17:44I'm tapping out
17:44Yeah, run away, you little bitch
17:46You tell me
17:46You always do this shit when you win
17:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
17:51Are you already friends with these knuckleheads?
17:54Yeah, but we're so glad that you're here
17:56All right, boys
17:58Drink up
17:59Wait, if we won, why are we drinking?
18:01Because we won
18:02Yeah
18:02Come on
18:03It's not good
18:04All right, come on, come on, come on, come on, just one
18:07Wow
18:08What is that?
18:09Go
18:10God
18:13Here you go
18:15Wow
18:15That looks very dirty
18:20Okay
18:20Are you okay?
18:26Uh, I
18:27I haven't flirted in a while
18:29Eye contact was my move
18:31What do you think?
18:32Feels like you're mad at me
18:33If I was mad at you
18:35You'd know
18:45Oh, I'm so sorry
18:47It's all good
18:47Um, you know, I actually have another gig across town
18:50So I'm heading out, but Tim will make you a fresh one
18:52Cool, cool, cool, cool
18:53That's so cool
18:54I'm just gonna flirt with Tim
18:55Okay
18:57Yeah
18:58Yeah, me too, Tim
19:02I saw nothing
19:04But that made me sad
19:05Come join me
19:08Sweet house, Mr. Russo
19:12There is so much pot smoking here
19:14I almost feel like I am smoking it
19:17Bro, look in your hand
19:20Oh
19:22Hello there
19:24This couch is freaking me out
19:26I used to have one just like it growing up
19:29I lost my virginity to it
19:32You don't own it?
19:32I do not
19:34Oh, Tim
19:35What the?
19:36Where did you finish?
19:38No, no, no
19:39Don't be embarrassed, George
19:40We've all got our weird stuff
19:41He's right
19:43You ever heard of someone with a third nipple?
19:45Careful
19:46You got one of those?
19:47I did
19:48Don't do it
19:49And a fourth
19:50Don't do it
19:51And a fifth
19:53Five nipples is an anomaly
19:55I was teased like crazy in high school
19:57So I had them removed before I came here
19:59Got my confidence back
20:03That's a great story, pig tits
20:04Oh, that is gonna stick
20:09I warned you
20:10I miss high school
20:11You know, me and Bernice
20:13We're all in love and shit
20:14Why are you stopping with this fucking Bernice show?
20:16Dude, she dumped me hard
20:17Tommy, you have to get over her
20:18Trust me
20:19My wife left me five years ago
20:22And I still haven't bounced back
20:26I haven't been, you know
20:28I haven't been with anybody since
20:30No fucking way
20:31It is the truth, pig tits
20:34You gotta get back in the game, man
20:35I mean, look
20:36You're not fugly
20:38You're fucking great at beer pong
20:39Amazing
20:40Those are the two things women my age are looking for
20:42That's the spirit, Gerd
20:43Okay, well
20:45This has been really fun
20:47Whoa, whoa, whoa
20:48I am going to
20:48What are you talking about?
20:49We're going out
20:50What are you talking about?
20:51It's, uh, it's 9.15, dude
20:54Come on, rooster
20:56What are you going to do?
20:57Sit at home, be lonely?
20:59No, I'm going to do exactly what I want to do
21:00I'm going to lie in bed eating garlic knots on a Friday night
21:03You said you never went to college
21:04You've got to have at least one epic night out
21:07I have imbibed just enough alcohol to be at a perfect level
21:11Come on, come on
21:13I am not going to succumb to peer pressure
21:15Come on, come on, come on
21:17No, no, no
21:17No, no, no
21:17Let's do it
21:18Oh, my God
21:19Bro, here we go
21:19Let's go
21:20All right, all right
21:21Hey, we'll go
21:22Let's do it
21:22Let's do it
21:29Yo, this is going to be lit
21:31We don't have frats, but it's a frat themed party
21:34Which is going to be just as good
21:35No, it's not, bro
21:36My cousin is in a real frat
21:38I mean, they draw dicks on each other's faces
21:40No, no, no
21:41In a real frat, you draw faces on each other's dicks
21:45I've never been to a frat
21:51Oh, my God
21:52No, no, whoa, hey
21:55What in the heck?
22:01Russo
22:02Hey
22:02You responsible for this?
22:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no
22:05We didn't do anything
22:06We?
22:07Yeah, we
22:08What?
22:10Where did they go?
22:11Why do you have paint on your hand there?
22:13Oh, I just touched it
22:15I just touched it is the number one excuse I hear from guilty people
22:19These graffiti tags, they've been going up all over the campus
22:23And I know you're responsible
22:24No, no, no, no, no
22:25Yeah, because the paint isn't even wet anymore
22:27Yes, it is
22:29Yes
22:30It is very wet still
22:32I could have told you that
22:34And now it's on my gun
22:35Oh
22:35Let me get you
22:36No, don't
22:38Don't
22:38I'm sorry
22:40Have you been drinking?
22:41Have you been drinking?
22:43I'm watching you, Greg
22:45I'm watching you
22:46No
22:47Do not say it after I say it
22:50I'm watching you
22:57I'm watching you
22:58No
22:58I am watching you
23:03Good night, officer
23:05I'm watching you
23:07Let's do this
23:08Go
23:08Guys
23:11Where did you go?
23:13That was so awesome
23:14This is the best night of my life
23:21Thank you
23:23My boring dates in here somewhere
23:25Have fun settling
23:26Thank you
23:29And so there's Roland
23:31Absolutely knackered
23:32Naked is the day he was born
23:34Mounting the constable's what?
23:38What the fuck are you doing here?
23:40Uh, if you'll excuse us
23:41I think we need a moment here
23:43Why aren't you at home
23:44being miserable with our dog?
23:46You tricked me
23:47You made me think you were human
23:48You always do that
23:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
23:49What makes you think I'm not sad?
23:51I was moping
23:53So I took Roscoe out for a walk
23:55And he sort of looked up at me
23:56As if to say
23:58What are you doing, mate?
23:59Get a grip
24:01So I looked in the mirror
24:02I said to myself, you're amazing
24:05And here I am
24:06Okay, none of that is true
24:08You saw me looking hot in this dress
24:10And you couldn't even let me go to a party
24:12Without making it all about you
24:14I do love that dress
24:15You're such a prick
24:22I remember you
24:24So, uh, things didn't work out with Tim?
24:26Oh, I was supposed to meet him later
24:27But he died of old age
24:30Did you give him the, uh, the 30 eye contact?
24:32I did, yeah
24:49A penis shot?
24:52Hey, crushing it, brada
24:55Oh, a penis shot?
24:57No thanks
25:02Every day
25:03What do I know?
25:04This song is from my friend, Greg
25:07Who won't shut up until I play it for him
25:09Everybody hurts
25:15Sometimes
25:18Are you okay?
25:19This song is how I feel every day
25:23But your daughter is my favorite professor
25:26I was supposed to see her tonight at this faculty thing
25:30But I ran away
25:31I don't know, sad dad
25:33What happened?
25:33Nothing
25:34Really, I just got scared
25:36Like a bitch?
25:37Like a bitch, yes
25:39Dude, you gotta do something about it, man
25:41But he's murdering the vibe
25:43Fun question
25:44Ava
25:45Have you ever looked in the mirror
25:46And seen a scared, hairy old man looking back at you?
25:50No
25:51But that would definitely freak me the fuck out
25:54Yeah, it's pretty horrifying
25:55Hey, can I scooch you on real quick, Greg?
25:58Thank you
25:59Thanks
26:00Thank you
26:01I'll see you
26:01A little bit more
26:03Oh, sorry
26:07Made it
26:08Hey, man
26:10I think your time with us might be over
26:12Feeling the same thing
26:14Gotta pee, though
26:16And I can't unbutton my pants
26:20Would you take these off, please?
26:21Hey, you know that's against the rules
26:23Right
26:24I apologize for being such a buzzkill tonight
26:28What are you talking about?
26:29This was epic
26:30Are you fucking high?
26:32Yeah, probably a little still
26:33Me too
26:35Oh, perfect time to knock out that paper
26:37No, really?
26:38You haven't even started it yet?
26:40I got inspo
26:41Spent the night with the real rooster
26:44I'm not rooster
26:45Yeah, you are
26:46No, I'm not
26:47As much as I would like to be
26:48I just have spent way too much time
26:52Being me
26:53Come on
26:54This is college
26:55You get to reinvent yourself here
26:58Just decide whoever you want to be
27:00And you be that shit
27:02Fellas?
27:03Oh, God
27:05Poor pig tits
27:07I can't even remember his real name
27:09It's JD
27:10Pig tits is better
27:17You know I wasn't lying
27:19When I said I didn't fit in
27:22I'm a townie
27:24I only got accepted because you get in if one of your folks works here
27:29But hey, I mean, look at me
27:31Hanging out with the fancy kids, huh
27:36So
27:37You know, you can be the rooster if you want
27:40It's like you say
27:42Can't ride it if it's not in you, man
27:45Hmm
27:50All right, help me up
27:51Yes, sir
27:52Thank you, sir
27:53Of course
27:54Come here
27:54Okay
27:55Bring it in
27:59G'day, Tommy
28:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
28:04Bam
28:06Yeah
28:07Goodnight, rooster
28:14The rooster got out of the handcuffs the same way he had a thousand times before
28:22He made his way to the cherry blossom club
28:25and walked in like he owned the place
28:30He was looking for Eduardo
28:33It was time to face the music
28:36I owe you an apology, Walt
28:38I insulted your wife earlier for being vaguely racist and I'm sorry
28:42Joni looks lovely, by the way
28:44She looks ridiculous, Greg
28:45She has chopsticks in her hair for god's sake
28:47But can I tell you something
28:48That is not gonna stop me from taking a run at her later
28:52Cool visual
28:56You go ahead and wait here
28:58I'm gonna bring this to Joni and then we'll introduce you to everybody
29:00Sounds good
29:01And that's when he spotted Bernice
29:10He'd been thinking about this moment since the first time they met
29:14And he'd left her alone at the docks
29:17It was now or never
29:23Dylan
29:25Hey
29:28Listen, that night in front of your house
29:32I regretted it the minute I left
29:36Bernice said exactly what he wanted to hear
29:39Cool
29:41This is Chris
29:44Oh, solid handshake
29:45Yeah
29:47You take care of our girl
29:49What?
29:50My loss
29:52Seeing Bernice's new guy made Rooster angry
29:55Like an angry person
29:56But he shook it off
29:58There were other fish in the sea
30:00Hey, don't tell anyone, but I love your books
30:03I'm telling everyone
30:06This was his nightclub now
30:08Scotch, please
30:10And someone
30:11Hey, Rooster
30:13Was getting lucky tonight
30:26You must have been really thirsty
30:28I was born thirsty
30:30Where were you born?
30:32Let's just have sex
30:32I know just the place
30:39Over there
30:41Wait, wait, wait
30:42Does it have to be in Walt's office?
30:44It's part of it for me
30:45Okay
30:45Clear the desk
30:50The last few years were a blur
30:52All he could tell you was he'd lost his way for a while
30:55Leave the egg
30:55Yeah, we might use that later
30:56Still, he knew one thing for certain
30:59The Rooster was back
31:01Open me up
31:02You got it, baby
31:15Dad?
31:17Katie, morning
31:19Where are you coming from?
31:21Just out for a jog
31:23Who's the other coffee for?
31:25Rosco
31:26Can't wake up without an espresso
31:29All right
31:31Okay, you have to take this to go
31:33This was a mistake
31:35Didn't feel like a mistake
31:36Wait, you didn't park your car outside of my house, did you?
31:39I'm a clever boy
31:40Plogs you around the block
31:41Do you want to go again?
31:42Get the fuck out
32:09Take my hand
32:10Take my everything
32:12If you only got a moment
32:15Give it to me now
32:20Oh, love will never break the state
32:24We take
32:25Oh, love will never break the state
32:31We take
32:32Oh, love will never break the state
32:38of the city
32:39S Affiliate
32:54Ow!
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