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00:01Guys, these are fresh or sour corn.
00:07This is very nice.
00:08I didn't eat a lot of here.
00:10It was good, I will stop making change.
00:18I am not able to think this.
00:22But this is simple for us to take care.
00:23This is the value of our food and if we eat it really well
00:26We can eat that for us, we can eat it.
00:29I was good.
00:31Sorry.
00:32Yeah.
00:33Can I get a Hawaiian feast a place?
00:35Well, over 99.
00:42Oh, 10 minutes.
00:43Thanks.
00:45Can I get a medium meat feast?
00:487.09.
00:5610 minutes.
00:57Thanks.
00:5810 minutes.
00:5910 minutes.
01:19Sorry about the...
01:22Sorry?
01:23Sorry about the jumping in.
01:26It's okay.
01:27I feel terrible.
01:31I've been waiting for a while.
01:33Oh, I know.
01:33Yeah.
01:34Ages.
01:36There was a guy in front of that woman.
01:37No, I know.
01:39It's hard.
01:49Thank God you said something.
01:52Sorry?
01:53Thank God you said something.
01:55We'd have to wait another 15 seconds while I put in my order.
02:03It's a thing.
02:05Who the fuck are you?
02:06Being pushed in front of is it triggering?
02:09Is it crucial to your self esteem?
02:11It's important to you as a man that someone doesn't jump in front of you in a queue for a
02:14fucking pizza.
02:15Are you lucky?
02:16Go ahead.
02:17Yes.
02:18She's commented.
02:21She's a fucking dude.
02:23She's a fucking dude, I got it.
02:25Hi.
02:26Hi.
02:27You good?
02:28Yeah, are you?
02:29Yeah.
02:32Great.
02:32Yeah, I do.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Good journey?
02:38Yeah.
02:51Yeah, no, how was yours?
03:16Guys.
03:19Yep, sorry.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Sorry.
03:35Could you do the big one?
03:40Yeah.
03:43Okay.
03:47Okay.
03:49One, two, three, go.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah.
04:03Yeah.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Yeah.
04:12All right?
04:13Oh, God.
04:15What?
04:17This is the bit where you take the fact that we've had a nice day as two human beings
04:21and you turn it all into something sexual because it's the only way you give women and your
04:27diseased little mind.
04:31Am I wrong?
04:32No, my mind's completely diseased right now.
04:34Oh, my mind's fucking rancid.
04:37All I can think about is taking you home, not dressing you, touching you.
04:46Is that romantic or really fucking creepy?
04:51Oh, it's creepy.
04:52It's definitely creepy.
04:53Oh, it's such a fine line.
04:58Hi.
04:59Hi.
05:02Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:04How are you coming?
05:04I'm sorry we're lately in the middle of it.
05:06No.
05:07Hello.
05:08Oh, I like your elephants.
05:10Hello.
05:11Hi.
05:12I'll talk to my people.
05:14Oh, good.
05:15Yeah, it's alright.
05:15Okay.
05:18Oh, welcome.
05:21Oh, welcome.
05:27You know I'm in love with you, huh?
05:30Come on.
05:31You've been in love with me for weeks.
05:33Heh, heh.
05:38Now each one bursts like a volcano
05:42Cause there's nowhere else for us left to go
05:51You can't keep it in a microphone
05:55Cause there's nowhere else for us left to go
06:02Is it wrong to have an erection in front of all these people?
06:06You don't want to know what it's big down there.
06:11What can I get you?
06:13Um...
06:22And the hormones?
06:24Normal.
06:25All normal.
06:26Everything was normal.
06:28But...
06:29Do we talk about...
06:30Maybe like...
06:31A chromosome or...
06:32Yep, it was all normal.
06:34Everything was normal.
06:35It was all what we would hope to see.
06:40So the good news is there's nothing wrong.
06:46I know it can seem a bit disappointing
06:48Having spent all this money on tests
06:49For what might feel like no reason.
06:52But what you do have now is peace of mind.
06:56You can walk away from here knowing you're both
06:58In terms of reproduction at least
07:00You're both completely healthy.
07:03A lot of the people I see in here would love to receive these results.
07:12So where...
07:14Why do our babies keep dying?
07:16Do you?
07:19I don't know.
07:29Hello?
07:29I've just arrived.
07:31Can you hear me?
07:32Oh my God.
07:34Headhunted.
07:40Headhunted though, so will you get a raise?
07:42I'm...
07:42I'm literally coming in now.
07:44Will you get a raise?
07:47Will you get a raise?
07:47Will you get a raise?
07:50Singapore.
07:52Well...
07:53What about from the blue?
08:01And I can't quite...
08:04What was it?
08:04You'll be Vice President of Acquisitions and...
08:16I couldn't quite get what everyone was saying.
08:19So you...
08:20What was it?
08:21You'll be Vice President of...
08:23Was it Acquisitions or...
08:31Do you want me to unlock it?
08:32Yeah.
08:54Singapore though.
08:55Can't get much further away than that.
09:10Oh...
09:19Oh...
09:34I've always liked the idea of getting away, fresh start, meet new people, make new friends.
09:46Sometimes in life it's hard to break free from your, um, past.
09:57Now me and Lisa are getting married.
10:03Would you be the best man?
10:06Best man?
10:09Obviously all the people I actually want you to be the best man.
10:13Bottom of the barrel.
10:16Shall I take these over?
10:17Yeah, yeah, thanks mate.
10:19Four pints of Peroni.
10:21No, that'd be great.
10:22Thanks.
10:26No, I'll do a nice speech, do it properly.
10:28Explain.
10:29Say something nice about you, about Lisa, about your relationship.
10:36What do you know about relationships?
10:39Right.
10:42Yeah, no.
10:44Yeah, thanks mate.
10:45No, no, no, no.
10:46Thanks mate.
10:56You got lost yet?
10:58No.
11:00Yeah.
11:01Yeah.
11:01No, it's swimming lessons on Saturday morning.
11:04Yeah.
11:09Yeah.
11:12Yeah.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Yeah.
11:16Yeah, you got to be great.
11:19You're welcome.
11:30Six, seven years since Nicola changed her nappy.
11:34And six years of sleep.
11:36Oh, sleep, I remember that.
11:37Is that where you put your head on a bit?
11:40And you stay there all night? Yeah.
11:41Wake up in the morning completely refreshed?
11:44Yeah, I've got a vague memory of that.
11:48No, go back and eat your dinner.
11:50No, I said no.
11:51I'm going to write a memoir of motherhood called
11:53How Is It Only Midday?
11:57So imagine having a baby all now.
11:59Well, Ian would have a few questions to ask.
12:01Is that the old sniff?
12:03Oh, fuck.
12:07Sorry.
12:09Oh, if you knew Ian.
12:11Yes.
12:13Oh, just take my phone.
12:16Jesus, Mummy's trying to eat.
12:17Is Mummy allowed to eat?
12:20Honestly, she kills me.
12:34Hey.
12:36Hi.
12:38Congratulations.
12:40I be Alex.
12:42Oh, thank you.
12:46I was sorry to hear about your loss.
12:49My loss?
12:50What are those?
12:53I see.
12:54Yeah, I thought you meant my wallet or something.
12:56I thought you meant my wallet or my phone or something.
12:59I was like, what?
13:01They're my pockets, aren't they?
13:04Yeah.
13:05No, thanks.
13:06Yeah.
13:07All good.
13:08All good.
13:10Here's what it is, mate.
13:12Hey.
13:13Hey.
13:14Hey.
13:20Thanks for coming.
13:21Yeah.
13:22No, it's great to be here.
13:25How have you been?
13:27How have you been more like sleeping?
13:31Well, sleep's been...
13:34It's not been great, to be honest.
13:36Oh, dear.
13:37It's been doing bedtime, but it's me who's got to get up in the night
13:40and wipe it out, whack it in its house.
13:44Alex is so gorgeous.
13:46You should see him at three in the morning.
13:52I've got my latch sorted.
13:53Oh, great.
13:54Yes.
13:55That is a big relief.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Hey.
13:59Thanks for coming.
14:00Oh, nice.
14:02Great to be here.
14:03I just wanted to say how sorry I am for your loss.
14:09My loss, what are these?
14:14Sorry, I thought you meant my wallet or something.
14:17I was like, what have I lost?
14:19I got my phone, I got my case.
14:23Oh, God, yeah.
14:25Uh, thanks, yeah.
14:26It's all good.
14:28It's all good.
14:31It's all good.
14:31It is what it is.
14:34Can I get you a drink?
14:46I think you need to find a way to talk about it.
14:52Because all that...
14:54I've lost my wallet stuff.
14:58I mean...
15:00What the fuck?
15:04I was trying to slightly deflect.
15:09It was incredibly subtle.
15:13Actually, when I think of it, very, very convincing.
15:22It's okay.
15:29Sorry.
15:32It's okay.
15:52It's a bit of me that wants Alex to die.
16:01A baby.
16:07You want Nicola's baby today?
16:11A little bit.
16:25Jesus.
16:36It's so dark.
16:42Yeah, it's really dark.
17:05Can I do it with tea?
17:12Oh, can I literally just grab my toothbrush?
17:18Yeah.
17:21Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:25Do you know about gut bacteria?
17:27Yep, everyone does.
17:28You have all this bacteria in your guts, apparently, and...
17:32Yeah, I know.
17:33I said it now.
17:34I don't know the ins and outs, but apparently there's some bacteria that can actually be
17:41good for you.
17:42Yep.
17:44Sorry.
17:44No.
17:46Don't know which room we're in.
17:47Oh.
17:48Ah, no.
17:49Good point.
17:49I can check with Marvin.
17:51Oh, call him.
17:51I can call him.
18:02Rose, which was why we said at the time it was a reliable fund.
18:05The growth was steady for many years.
18:07It was many years, wasn't it?
18:09Yeah, 12 years of steady growth.
18:12And I don't know if you remember, but I'm sure you do.
18:17As a team, we forecasted growth in that fund of 2.5 in year one, then three, then 2.1.
18:25And what's actually coming in now is actually we're not seeing that.
18:32Though the future is still open to debate.
18:34Yeah.
18:35Well, the future is always open for debate.
18:36It's the future.
18:38It wasn't what I was saying, but okay.
18:40But yes, what we are now forecasting for year one is, um, have you got the figures there?
18:49We've both got the figures.
18:51Do you want to?
18:52Can you carry on?
18:54Yeah.
18:56It's actually a shrinkage, in fact, of 0.4.
19:08Okay.
19:13Okay.
19:16Okay.
19:19Okay.
19:26Okay.
19:42I think it's a lot more.
19:44I'll eat it.
19:53I'm so happy.
19:53I love you.
19:53I love you.
19:55I love you too.
20:05That'd be Daniel.
20:17He probably can't sleep or something.
20:42Do you mind if I move this?
20:44Yeah, you're free.
20:45Sorry.
20:46Thanks.
20:49Oh, thank you.
20:52Sorry.
20:55Okay.
21:07How long have they been saying?
21:09Yes.
21:18I'm really trying not to put any pressure on you.
21:27Yeah.
21:31Just get it in me and ejaculate.
21:36I don't need it to be enjoyable.
21:40I just needed to ejaculate.
21:44Shut your eyes.
21:46They are.
21:47Shut your eyes.
21:49They are shut.
21:50Shut them.
21:51I can't.
21:52I can't.
21:52I've got this left.
21:53Show your stupid eyes.
21:54I don't see in the dress.
22:03You're so annoying.
22:04It's not even funny anymore.
22:06Keep them shut now.
22:10Keep.
22:12Them.
22:13Shut.
22:13I can't.
22:14I can't.
22:15I can't.
22:33I can't.
22:35I've spent like six years now hearing all about how your mum puts the meat in the slow cooker.
22:40Do you know how she grows her own carrots?
22:42Here he is.
22:43Oh, no.
22:43Go away.
22:45Let's talk her a roast.
22:46Oh, typical.
22:48Thanks, son.
22:48Oh, thank you.
22:49Oh, they're done.
22:50Here they are.
22:51They want feeding.
22:54Well, there's plenty of food.
22:56I've done a roast.
22:57I'm just going to pop upstairs.
22:59Okay enough.
23:00Too much information.
23:02Aye.
23:26Are you in there?
23:30Yeah.
23:32Are you okay?
23:37Yep.
23:43Everything will be okay.
23:45I just know it will.
23:48I can't say how I know.
23:50I just know.
23:52Does that make sense?
23:53Does that make sense?
23:55No.
23:56Yep.
23:57Just have this, like...
24:00I can inkling.
24:06Do you want to let me in?
24:13Come on now.
24:14Just have a chat.
24:16Just go downstairs and have a chat.
24:18Go.
24:29She's...
24:30She's dishing it out.
24:31Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
24:32Where are you going to go?
24:32She's done making cheese.
24:34I need to fucking leave.
24:43I didn't say anything.
24:44Don't talk to me.
24:46When I am being in this annoying cupboard
24:49in the entire house.
24:51How is this my fault?
24:56No.
25:03Okay.
25:04My parents...
25:07Okay, my parents are really positive, calm, constructive people.
25:13I don't really like that.
25:14It's what we need.
25:17They're not like...
25:18Yeah, I don't know.
25:21They're not like what?
25:24Nothing.
25:26Well, you're obviously going to say something.
25:31You know, your parents can be a bit...
25:35Right.
25:35I don't just mean your parents.
25:40Your dad's...
25:40All serious.
25:42Your mum's...
25:43Your mum.
25:45There's a reason they haven't told them about the losses.
25:47They won't be able to deal with it.
25:50Because you guys are dealing with it really well.
25:53Okay, let's stop this before it becomes something we're done when it's become.
25:58Really?
26:01We're just going to stand here, pretend it's okay for people to go on about some fucking inkling when we're
26:06fucking...
26:06Fucking...
26:10Okay.
26:17It's not your mum that ought to have a dead fetus sucked out of her.
26:22So you stand there talking all smiling like a pair of fucking idiots and they know fuck all.
26:26They know fuck all.
26:34I didn't mean your parents are idiots.
26:37I just meant...
26:38The whole thing is idiotic.
26:50I didn't mean they're idiots.
26:52It's okay.
26:53Sorry.
26:54Oh, it's...
26:55It's fine.
27:01They're doing their best.
27:03I think they just don't know what to say.
27:05Well that's like...
27:07Yeah.
27:09What is there to say?
27:10Oh, yeah.
27:13Sorry.
27:15They're just...
27:16Didn't mean they.
27:16No.
27:17How'd you end up like that, inane?
27:23You okay?
27:26Yeah, no.
27:27Fine.
27:27I just...
27:31Do you mind if I say something?
27:34Of course, yeah.
27:37I have to say this, okay, because...
27:40I love you.
27:42I want to look after you.
27:44Well...
27:45It's my job to be the person to say this, yeah, but...
27:51You're not thinking straight.
27:57Am I not?
28:01No.
28:06Sorry.
28:10I'm sorry.
28:11Don't let's be sorry.
28:12You mean...
28:13I lost three babies, and...
28:16I'm not thinking straight?
28:27Oh my god, I'm such a clutz.
28:30I'm sorry I'm so harebrained.
28:32I can't think straight on my silly little girl head,
28:35because my ditzy little womb keeps evacuating babies.
28:39Of course, I'm not thinking straight.
28:42I had one baby ripped out of me, and another two pouring down my legs.
28:46Why do you expect me to think straight?
28:48How can you think straight?
28:53We had three babies growing inside me, and they all died.
28:56One of them was ripped out of me by some procedure that I don't even want to think about,
29:00and we watched the other two gush down the toilet.
29:03You know what? You think straight about that.
29:06Jesus fucking Christ.
29:30Yes.
29:55I think the difference is I'm able to rationalise it.
30:00I know you're not.
30:03Okay.
30:05I am...
30:06Of course, you can't rationalise it.
30:09But you're pregnant three times and they all die. You can rationalise that?
30:15Yeah.
30:17Fuck off.
30:18I can rationalise it.
30:19Of course you can't.
30:21I can rationalise it. I can make sense of it in my brain,
30:26which means I'm able to manage my emotional reaction to it
30:30without having to go on about it to everyone.
30:42Okay.
30:52Rationalise it then. Go on.
30:57Rationalise it because I love rational.
31:00Rational is fucking excellent. I'd love to find a way to make this all feel fucking rational.
31:10You have to think of this within its place, within the cosmos.
31:22Fuck off.
31:23No, sorry. Go on.
31:27Tell me how this all fits within the cosmos. It sounds fantastic.
31:30Okay, fuck off.
31:31No, go on. Sorry, please. Rationalise.
31:34Rationalise the way you were saying the cosmos.
31:43We're just people. You know?
31:49Really?
31:53Okay.
31:56Wow, you thought of that yourself.
31:59Wow, this is like...
32:02This is life changing.
32:04Why didn't you tell me this sooner?
32:07You need to write this down because, you know, the whole cosmos thing is really deep.
32:11That's like...
32:11That's the sort of thing clever people say.
32:14Who cares about the children dying in my stomach are all just part of the cosmos?
32:21Cosmos.
32:22Oh, come on. That's hilarious.
32:25You know that's funny.
32:29Have you been listening to a podcast?
32:31You just fuck off.
32:33Seriously, it's fucking rude.
32:35Fuck you.
32:36Yeah, okay.
32:37Don't call me fucking rude.
32:38I do fucking everything you need.
32:40I've upset my mum.
32:42I do fucking whatever you want me to do because I love you and I'm happy to do it because
32:48I love you and because I...
32:50I made a vow to you on our wedding day but you can't then just turn around and be fucking
32:54rude.
32:58You've got two options.
33:00You can either bend over, let the misery fuck you, or you move forward.
33:05You stay focused.
33:06Eyes up, level head.
33:12Is that what you're doing?
33:14Yeah.
33:17What was it?
33:19Move forward...
33:20Move forward, stay focused, eyes up, level head.
33:26How's that going?
33:28It's going well.
33:31Yeah?
33:33Yeah.
33:36I've put all the pain through, like, imagine that, like, a shredder, a paper shredder in my head.
33:47I put all the pain through the shredder, I've burnt the shreds, and now that allows me to move forwards
33:53across the ashes.
33:58You know that's mad though, yeah?
34:01It's not.
34:02It is.
34:04It's fucking loopy.
34:06It works.
34:07It doesn't.
34:09I promise you it doesn't.
34:13I promise you it doesn't.
34:18You don't talk about it.
34:21You only talk to your dad about it, and that's like talking to a two year old.
34:24Okay, fine.
34:25I'm going to talk about it.
34:25I'll talk to fucking everyone about it.
34:27I'll talk to Dave about it.
34:28I'll go around Sainsbury, the fucking lad they got.
34:38Doing a ceremony, I can't keep my eyes on it.
34:41I mean, look at him.
34:42What a guy, eh?
34:44He's got the looks, he's got a daughter, eh?
34:47You are turning me out of my shame, you dangerous beast, eh?
34:53Are you guys alright?
34:55No?
35:00Is this okay?
35:01Yeah, thank you.
35:02So, erm...
35:05There's something that I've got to tell this guy that I've been seeing, and erm...
35:11Okay, he's going to hate it, and I...
35:14Let's just...
35:44Shall we start with a prayer?
35:47Yes.
35:51Do you want to lead it?
35:54Okay.
36:22Help me.
36:37Sorry I didn't make the restaurant.
36:39No, yeah, don't worry.
36:40I actually really value eating on my own.
36:42The payment got her okay?
36:44Yeah, all good.
36:45Thanks.
36:46And I left the tip.
36:49Because you forgot the tip.
36:52No, I was glad that you didn't add the tip.
36:55It felt nice to leave the tip.
37:07I just wanted to have a little chat.
37:11Sorry, do you mind if I put this on your book?
37:13Oh, erm...
37:18Are you okay, Tim?
37:19No, yeah, happy to.
37:20Yeah.
37:22I'm really, like...
37:24I'm really open to, like, discussions and emotions.
37:30I used to cry quite a lot when I was little, so...
37:33Just fire away.
37:35Anything you need to say, just say it.
37:37Is this about Singapore?
37:39It's linked.
37:40Yeah, but it's...
37:41Because I'm so excited for you.
37:44Thank you, yeah.
37:47And I assume you'll get a raise?
37:56You all right if I open these?
37:57Yeah.
37:59I doubt they'd headhunt you and increase your responsibilities
38:01without a commensurate salary increase.
38:03If they do, you will need to have a word.
38:07Or I will.
38:12Well, there's, erm, going to be quite a significant raise, yeah.
38:16How significant?
38:21Because it should probably also be a proportional increase in your bonus.
38:26Why don't you let me take a look at the paperwork?
38:28I can make a plan for the money and...
38:30Okay, no. Are you kidding me?
38:34What?
38:34What do you mean, what?
38:38I'm trying to help you organise your finances.
38:40Okay, no.
38:42Sleep in the attic.
38:44Excuse me?
38:45Sleep in the attic. Go on, fuck off. Get out my bedroom.
38:47Well, that's rude.
38:48You're gonna have to put the radiator on and turn it to three.
38:50I'm literally trying to help you organise your finances.
38:53Yep. I know.
38:54It's interesting, though, isn't it, that you won't let me?
38:56Fuck off.
38:57Very interesting.
38:57Fuck off! Get out my bedroom!
39:02All of my mates have settled down.
39:05I'm the only one.
39:09I'm all alone in the world. Can you imagine how that feels?
39:15I just need the chance to move away. Start again.
39:22Take me to Singapore.
39:29I'd love to tell Stephen I'm moving to Singapore.
39:37Here?
39:38Yeah, yeah, good for me.
39:39I don't think it's much like...
39:41No, this is fine, isn't it?
39:42Yeah.
39:42Yeah, it's good, yeah.
39:45We're a bit like, in the middle work.
39:48Oh, you want us to have a cosy little corner together.
39:52Sounds serious.
39:53Uh-oh.
40:00Oh, lots to talk about.
40:03Yeah, there is indeed.
40:04Uh-oh, sounds serious.
40:07There.
40:12Oh.
40:13I made it, though.
40:21Oh, it's lovely.
40:24I've been here a few times during the day.
40:26I know she'll be working.
40:28It counts as work.
40:30It counts as work, right.
40:32Everything counts as work.
40:33Yeah.
40:35I think they do like, um...
40:38Yeah.
40:39Thanks for coming out.
40:40No, it's great to be out.
40:42Really.
40:44I sort of texted you and I was like...
40:46Ah.
40:47I know we don't know each other very well.
40:50No.
40:50No.
40:51No, I was pleased you asked, actually.
40:53Um...
40:54Service is terrible.
40:55Even when it's empty, it's mad.
41:00But how are you?
41:01You okay?
41:03Uh, yeah, fine.
41:05I...
41:06I'm pregnant.
41:08Ready.
41:12Great timing.
41:15Um...
41:15Shall I...
41:17Go ahead.
41:18Okay, so the, uh...
41:20Halloumi.
41:24Um...
41:25Oyster mushrooms.
41:27The burrata salad.
41:28Dressing.
41:29Uh...
41:30On the side?
41:31Yeah.
41:32We'll have the dressing on the side, please.
41:34Um...
41:35Chickpea kofta.
41:37Lamb skewers.
41:40Uh...
41:41Hummus and baba ganoush.
41:42Do they come with flatbreads?
41:44I'm just gonna...
41:45And I've...
41:46It's been a lot of...
41:48Interviews and stress.
41:50Um...
41:50Networking.
41:51Sadly.
41:52But, um...
41:53I've managed to get a promotion.
41:57Don't tell Dave that I said that.
42:00Um...
42:00He thinks I was headhunted.
42:03But, um...
42:04It means a move to...
42:06Singapore.
42:08Great.
42:12Well, yeah, but...
42:14Looks like I've got this...
42:16Baby growing inside of me.
42:19Which feels...
42:21Amazing.
42:24I'm really sorry.
42:27No.
42:41I...
42:42Okay.
42:44Quite simply...
42:46Dave isn't capable of fatherhood.
42:50And, um...
42:52I'm moving to Singapore without him.
42:53I haven't told him yet because...
42:55He's desperate for me to go to this Matt's wedding.
42:59And, um...
43:00But the...
43:00My question is that...
43:02When it comes to it, because...
43:04There is a lot of pain in him and sensitivity and...
43:07He's rather vulnerable beneath it all.
43:10You...
43:11You know him.
43:13What is the...
43:15Nicest way to dump him?
43:21Sorry, that's a lot to digest.
43:26Have some more.
43:27I've...
43:28Just...
43:28Greedy guts eating for two.
43:41Singapore?
43:42Yeah.
43:43Wow.
43:45She's been head-hunted.
43:47Head-hunted?
43:48Yeah.
43:48Oh.
43:49Wow.
43:51Oh, she's good.
43:52Is she?
43:54She's too good for you.
43:57Oh, yeah.
43:58I was it.
43:59Who isn't?
44:04No, it's a...
44:06It's a big...
44:06Thing for her.
44:09It's a...
44:11Yeah.
44:13She wants me to go with her.
44:19To...
44:19To Singapore?
44:24That's good.
44:26Yeah.
44:30So...
44:31So you'd move out there and...
44:33Yeah, yeah.
44:34Settle down.
44:44Well, it's great that she's asked ya.
44:48What does that mean?
44:53Wow, that's...
44:56Of course you'd ask me.
44:57Oh.
44:58You married people are hilarious.
45:01You're...
45:01You just can't stand the thought of somebody else.
45:03No, no, no.
45:04I'm joking.
45:05I'm joking.
45:06It's all good, mate.
45:08All good.
45:23How long do you think you'd be out there?
45:28Like, if you moved out there with her...
45:31This year?
45:32It probably would be this year, yeah.
45:36Um...
45:38Well, it would be a long-term move...
45:41Professionally, for Amanda, so...
45:43Yeah.
45:46Permanent?
45:50But...
45:51I guess you...
45:52You...
45:52You come home...
45:53What?
45:54I mean, females?
45:55What would I come home for?
46:00Daniel?
46:01Well, yeah.
46:02There's Daniel.
46:03Of course there's Daniel.
46:04I'm always thinking of Daniel.
46:06He'll visit, yeah.
46:08He'll love it out there.
46:10Yeah.
46:11And my dad.
46:12But, uh...
46:13There's nothing else to come home for.
46:22Well, it'd be good to see you back, have you?
46:23Yeah.
46:25Finally.
46:2520 years, I've been trying to get rid of you.
46:27Ha, ha, ha.
46:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
46:33Ha, ha.
46:37Mm.
46:40Mmm.
46:41Ha, ha.
46:45Ha, ha.
46:49Ha, ha.
46:52Hm.
47:04Okay, thank you.
47:10When I first met my wife,
47:20when I first met Lisa,
47:32she was actually incredibly rude.
47:35She actually tried to push in front of me in the queue at the pub shop.
47:39It was Peter.
47:45I knew, as soon as I spoke to her,
47:50I knew I wanted to be with this amazing woman.
47:53For the rest of my life.
48:02Lisa,
48:05I'm addicted to you.
48:09Every minute we're not together feels like a waste of a minute.
48:14I found you beautiful the first moment I saw you.
48:17I found you beautiful every moment since.
48:27I find you beautiful first thing in the morning when your breath stinks.
48:34When your breath stinks and your hair's a mess.
48:38I find you beautiful last thing at night when I can't sleep because you're making me laugh.
48:44And then five minutes later when your snoring kicks in.
48:52We stand here today and we look at our lives stretched out before us.
49:01And I see us laughing every day and getting drunk and going on amazing holidays.
49:11And I know there will be hard times too, but whatever happens to us, however hard we fall in the
49:20most painful moments.
49:22We made a vow today that we will be there for each other.
49:29We will love and look after each other.
49:34Me, the sensible problem solver, and you, the fun, mad, uncontainable, and unrepeatable one.
49:49Nothing could break us apart.
50:02I'd like to propose a toast.
50:08To my world, my life, to my wife, to Lisa.
50:18To Lisa!
50:30Put it down the radio gate!
50:40All right, that's it, ladies and gentlemen, that's it.
50:43The pizza van is now open and let's remember it is a free bar, so let's make this a messy
50:49one.
50:49Yeah!
51:19Amanda's pregnant.
51:22See my WhatsApps?
51:52Amanda's pregnant.
51:53She's gonna dump Dave and move to Singapore.
51:57You need to tell him.
51:58I'll destroy the fucking bitch.
52:14Jesus Christ.
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