00:00Carl, you've tracked mud all over the carpet!
00:03Now that right there is a mess.
00:04I just had it clean yesterday, Carl.
00:06I'm not responsible for this.
00:07I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning.
00:09They're clearly your hoof prints, Carl.
00:11Then there is an imposter on the loose.
00:12They lead directly to you.
00:13Clue number one.
00:14The imposter is a phantom.
00:16Carl, stop avoiding-
00:24Carl!
00:26Happy birthday!
00:27It's not-
00:28Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
00:29Why don't you blow out your candle?
00:30You've gone too far this time, Carl!
00:32What's that?
00:32It's hard to hear you over the sound of Melting City!
00:35How did you even do this?
00:36A dollop of fairy dust.
00:37Carl!
00:38I ripped the tag off a mattress.
00:39This isn't funny, Carl!
00:40Who's laughing?
00:40Clearly not all the people who just exploded.
00:42I'm leaving.
00:43I've had enough of this.
00:44But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now.
00:46What? Why?
00:47Because we're friends.
00:48And friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.
00:51That isn't friendship, Carl.
00:52That's sick.
00:52Well, then you're probably not gonna like your birthday decorations.
00:55It's not even my-
00:56Oh my god.
00:57Surprise!
00:58Aw, aw, no!
01:00Aw!
01:01I'm sorry.
01:01I thought you liked faces.
01:02Obviously there's a miscommunication.
01:04This is awful, Carl.
01:05You're right.
01:06It's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured it in my head.
01:08I think I'm gonna throw-
01:09Oh god, one touched me.
01:10This was clearly the wrong way to go.
01:11Ya think, Carl?
01:12What can I say?
01:13I expected them to be cooked more.
01:15Raw face is just gross.
01:16But that isn't the problem, Carl!
01:17Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
01:19Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
01:23Oh.
01:23I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
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