00:00Carl!
00:02I know you've done something.
00:03Whatever do you mean?
00:04You've always done something.
00:05It's a lovely day out, we're having a good time.
00:07What have you done?
00:07You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel.
00:09Carl!
00:09I am a respected member of the community.
00:11To even insinuate...
00:13Okay, Carl.
00:14So what did you do today?
00:15Well, let's see.
00:16I washed the car.
00:17Uh-huh.
00:17I made a donation to the local Girl Scout troop.
00:19Sure.
00:20I returned an overdue movie at Blockbuster.
00:21What else?
00:22I stepped on a ladybug by accident.
00:24Go on.
00:25And...
00:25I baked some banana bread for our neighbor Pat.
00:27I believe that's it.
00:28Done.
00:29That's it.
00:30That's all I did today.
00:34Oh!
00:35Carl!
00:36What is that?
00:36I may have forgot to mention one of my activities.
00:38Carl!
00:39I apologize.
00:39That was wrong.
00:40Explain, Carl!
00:41Well, from here, it looks like a weather balloon.
00:43I'm not in the mood for this.
00:44I think it's just a lens flare and some dust.
00:45Just tell me, Carl!
00:46Fine.
00:47I may have created a crack in space-time.
00:50Through which to collect millions of baby hands.
00:54Huh.
00:55What do you mean, huh?
00:56I think I was expecting worse.
00:58Worse?
00:58But this is totally fucked, bro.
00:59I know, but after last time with the nuke and the faces, it's just...
01:02Come on, look at this.
01:03How did I even do this?
01:04I don't understand how or why you do anything.
01:07Do you know what it feels like to be Carl right now?
01:08It hurts.
01:09Not as much as the babies, but it hurts.
01:11Uh, Carl.
01:11What?
01:12Why are there only hands from white babies?
01:15Well, you know, whitey's gotta pay.
01:16Ah.
01:17And the payment is baby hands.
01:19Can he be desperate for a good finish?
01:27It's a few times.
01:27Or maybe he's gonna pay for a good finish.
01:27If you want to pay for a good finish.
01:28Uh.
01:30I'll see you soon, after that.
01:31In the end, there's a little bit.
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