00:00Uh, Carl! What on earth was all that?
00:03I'm not sure what you're referring to.
00:04You sunk an entire cruise ship, Carl.
00:06Are you sure that was me? I would think I would remember something like that.
00:09Carl, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face.
00:12That sounds dangerous.
00:13You were head-butting children off the side of the ship.
00:15That, uh, that must have been horrifying to watch.
00:17And then you started making out with the ice sculptures.
00:19Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.
00:21Uh, Carl, why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
00:24Well, I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
00:26Carl, what are we standing in?
00:28Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
00:29No, I would not believe that.
00:30Uh, melted gumdrops.
00:31No.
00:32Boat nectar.
00:33No.
00:33Some of God's tears.
00:34Tell me the truth, Carl.
00:35Fine. It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
00:38Carl!
00:39Well, they were, uh, they were taking all the crescent rolls.
00:41I can't believe what I'm hearing.
00:42I will not apologize for art.
00:44Where are the other lifeboats?
00:45Whoa, you won the prize. I didn't even notice that.
00:47Where are the other lifeboats, Carl?
00:48Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean.
00:52I bit lots of holes in them.
00:54Carl!
00:54I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
00:56You are just terrible today.
00:58Shh!
00:59Do you hear that?
01:00That's the sound of forgiveness.
01:02That's the sound of people drowning, Carl.
01:04That is what forgiveness sounds like.
01:06Screaming and then silence.
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