00:00Carl! We're supposed to be on vacation!
00:03I don't know about you, but I am having a wonderful time here.
00:05You toppled a South American government, Carl!
00:07The people have spoken.
00:08Viva la resistance!
00:10You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan!
00:12He was a traitor and a scoundrel.
00:14He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan!
00:18Oh, that was a foot. I appear to have swallowed an entire person.
00:21That would be the hotel bartender.
00:22Well, that explains why my mojito is taking so long.
00:24It was horrifying. Your mouth unhinged like a snake.
00:27Wow, that sounds pretty awesome.
00:28I can't go anywhere with you, Carl.
00:30That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.
00:32I want to go home. We're leaving.
00:34In that case, I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat.
00:37What?
00:37Well, I'm building a meat dragon, and not just any meat will do.
00:40You know what? Forget it. I'm not even shocked anymore.
00:42Oh, that's no fun.
00:43This has become the norm for you, Carl.
00:45I'll have to try harder next time.
00:46Please don't.
00:47I feel like I've been issued a challenge.
00:49Carl!
00:49It's too late now.
00:51You?
00:52You?
00:53I totally don't remember your name.
00:54We've known each other for three years, Carl.
00:56And what an impression you've made.
00:58My name is Paul.
00:59What?
00:59I said my name is Paul.
01:01Oh. I thought you were a woman.
01:03Why would you think that?
01:04Mostly the hat. Are you sure?
01:05Of course I'm sure.
01:06Well, if you'll excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer.
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