00:00Carl! There is a dead human in our house!
00:03Oh, hey! How did he get here?
00:06Carl, what did you do?
00:08Me? I didn't do this.
00:09Explain what happened, Carl!
00:11I've never seen him before in my life.
00:12Why did you kill this person, Carl?
00:14I do not kill people. That is my least favorite thing to do.
00:17Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
00:20Alright, well, I was upstairs.
00:22Okay.
00:22I was sitting in my room.
00:24Yes.
00:24Reading a book.
00:25Go on.
00:25And, well, this guy walked in.
00:27Okay.
00:28So I went up to him.
00:29Yes.
00:29And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
00:34Carl! That kills people!
00:36Oh, oh, wow.
00:38I didn't know that.
00:39How could you not know that?
00:40Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.
00:42What happened to his hands?
00:43What's that?
00:44His hands. Why are they missing?
00:46Well, I, uh, I kind of cooked them up and ate them.
00:50Carl!
00:51Well, I was hungry and, well, you know, when you crave hands, that's...
00:54Why on earth would you do that?
00:55I was hungry for hands. Give me a break.
00:58Carl!
00:58Carl!
00:58My stomach was making the rumblies.
01:00Carl!
01:00That only hands would satisfy.
01:02What is wrong with you, Carl?
01:03Well, I kill people and I eat hands.
01:05That's two things.
01:07No.
01:08I'm sorry for the reason.
01:09No.
01:17Anytime.
01:18consideration of the interview!
01:18If you do not, go to your best.
01:18You gotta do it.
01:18You gotta do it.
01:18You gotta do it.
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