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The Bad Guys The Series S02E03
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00:00You
00:17Thousands of years ago in a time before crime a dastrally crook of a wolfanderthal
00:22Brazingly pulled a string of heists the first ever in history high street missed it our hero's name was
00:29Talia and her courageous exploration of the frontier of crime prompted the formation of the earliest security guard squad
00:36bunch of goons
00:38Talia successfully evaded her foes time and time again until
00:43She met her end falling into a frozen lake while being pursued
00:48Talia was preserved for millennia in this block of ice right here
00:53What an icon the cave paintings don't do her justice
00:57You know, I did a DNA test for fun, and it turns out Talia is a direct ancestor
01:01Heisting is in my blood Talia's been such a big inspiration me since I first started criming which I know
01:07may sound cheap
01:07Since I said the same thing about Luke, but he was just a figment of my imagination if Talia's real
01:14Obviously since you all can see her right now
01:18Let's all just keep looking right at her and rambling about how great she is
01:21This is a chance to learn about our origins. We've come so far, but what's next for the bad guys?
01:27How do we become the best worst bad guys we can be? I mean just imagine what crime was like
01:32back in her day?
01:33It was pure no modern distractions like
01:36electricity
01:40Hey, what's going on?
01:43Warn me before you steal something next time
01:45Warn me after I go
01:49We just kept her
02:30Oh, I slept like a baby after that heist we pulled last night.
02:35You didn't heist anything.
02:37You whispered to a block of ice for 20 minutes while we lifted that necklace.
02:40Uh, the accomplishments of the team are the accomplishments of the...
02:47I'm flying! You're flying!
02:49Do I smell smoke?
02:53Talia?
02:55I'm hallucinating again.
02:57She's real and trying to cook us.
03:00Nope, nope, nope.
03:07How is this possible?
03:12Cryo-chamber must have glitched when I cut the power last night.
03:15She thawed out and followed us home.
03:17A living wolf-anderthal.
03:19Freaky, but cool!
03:21Ow!
03:22Whoa!
03:24And... maybe I spoke too soon.
03:30Her loot. She wants her loot back.
03:33Go on. Take it.
03:36Huh?
03:40Us?
03:41Friends.
03:42Thieves.
03:44Bad guys.
03:48Friends.
03:49Thieves.
03:51Bad.
03:52Aw, they look like siblings.
03:56What? I love siblings.
03:58I have, like, two hundred of them.
04:00Egg Sag babies represent!
04:05Hungry!
04:05Hungry? She's hung...
04:07Of course!
04:08You haven't eaten in literal centuries.
04:10Snake, your Push Pops, please.
04:13They're the best tasting thing we've got.
04:15Come on.
04:15No.
04:21A former freeze pop eating all my freeze pops.
04:24Ugh, the irony.
04:25So, what do we do with her?
04:27We can't really shove her back into her freezer.
04:30It'd be inhumane.
04:31It's pretty cool that the first thief was a lady.
04:33I mean, we're hanging with the originator of crime.
04:36Talk about a clout machine.
04:38I like the way you think, Webs.
04:40Talia could join the bad guys.
04:42What's badder than the first thief?
04:44I'm calling a vote.
04:45I already can't believe I know four people.
04:47I don't have room in my life for a fifth.
04:49Even if she does have an impressive resume.
04:51Come on, Snake.
04:53Talia's our criminal predecessor.
04:55She walked so we could run.
04:57If she hadn't worked up the nerve to steal back then,
04:59who knows where we'd be?
05:00I could be a...
05:02Ugh, guard.
05:03Yikes!
05:04Guards are the worst!
05:06Am I right?
05:07So right, Finbro.
05:09Ha ha ha!
05:11We'd never be friends with a guard,
05:13which is why we're totally on board with Talia joining.
05:18And she already likes us so much.
05:20Look at her adoring gaze.
05:22Big push pop.
05:25Snake, come on.
05:27We'll call the trail run.
05:28All right, all right.
05:30Looks like we just got the newest member of the bad guys.
05:33I think we're all gonna learn a thing or two
05:34from Talia's criminal instincts.
05:36I already have.
05:38A little help?
05:40No, no, no, no.
05:40Hey, no eating webs, okay?
05:43All right, Talia.
05:44Ready to show us what crime is all about?
05:52Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure crime is not about throwing the loot out of the car.
06:02Wee-woo!
06:03Wee-woo!
06:04So, uh, Talia's criminal instincts might be a bit rusty, but let's not blame our mistakes on the newbie.
06:10She did keep trying to lock us in the vault.
06:13Ooh, maybe she wanted to nab all the loot for herself.
06:16That is pretty criminal trying to throw us under the bus like that.
06:19Okay, but she also set off the alarms.
06:22Twice!
06:23Talia, like, alarm, go.
06:26Wee-woo!
06:27Wee-woo!
06:28She's still catching up with the times.
06:31Just you wait.
06:32Her instincts will kick in any second now.
06:35Talia, alarms?
06:36Bad.
06:37No like alarms.
06:37Wee-woo!
06:39Wee-woo!
06:40Wee-woo!
06:41Wee-woo!
06:41Wee-woo!
06:42Oh, yeah!
06:49Here's your cut of the take.
06:52Can eat push pop?
06:54No!
06:55It's very valuable.
06:57Definitely no eating money.
06:59Then why valuable?
07:01Because, uh, I guess because society says it is?
07:06Oh, smell!
07:08Tree!
07:09That's some nose you got.
07:11Money is paper, and paper is made from trees.
07:14Tree make fire big!
07:17Rock and roll!
07:18What is she doing?
07:20Wolf, stop her!
07:21Why is money valuable?
07:23It's all just a construct.
07:26I've been watching you.
07:29I watch you!
07:30Trying to get us caught earlier so you can keep all the money,
07:33then burning that money because you know you can steal more.
07:36You're the real deal, aren't you?
07:38A pure criminal.
07:40Just like me.
07:41Which is why I'm gonna teach you the secrets of safe cracking.
07:45Safe crack?
07:46Put your ear here.
07:48Then slowly turn the dial.
07:53Safe crack!
07:56You don't literally crack it.
07:58Now we'll never get the loot inside.
08:00Never!
08:00Ow!
08:01I take back everything I said.
08:03We're nothing alike, you little.
08:04You little.
08:05You little.
08:05Whoa!
08:08Wolfie, I'm starting to think that maybe you were wrong about Dahlia.
08:12Come on.
08:13That's just her criminal instincts.
08:15Besides, who hasn't wanted a stone snake?
08:17She did try to roast me.
08:19Maybe Talia wasn't trying to roast you.
08:21Maybe she was trying to keep you warm.
08:23Because she doesn't want you turning into a freeze pop like she did.
08:26Speaking of food...
08:28Yeah, Shark and I were thinking we should restock the fridge since Talia's emptied it out.
08:34She does have a crazy appetite.
08:36We're gonna make a quick run to the grocery store for some, uh, ham hocks.
08:41Yeah.
08:41To the big meat!
08:46I can't believe we lied!
08:48What if they find out?
08:49Ho ho ho, we can't let that happen.
08:51We lose all our criminal cred if the team knew we were friends with...
08:54There's my guys!
08:56Yeah!
08:57Whoa ho ho!
08:58Calm down, buddies.
09:00Whoo!
09:01Guard Gary.
09:02Seeing you in your uniform still makes us jump.
09:04I get it.
09:05But you're safe in the friend zone.
09:08Ahem.
09:09Criminals and law enforcement must put aside differences and coexist in peace.
09:15By playing with dice!
09:18We can't get enough of them since you first introduced us.
09:21Woo hoo!
09:22I get you.
09:23Dice are wild.
09:24You never know where they'll land.
09:26Just like life.
09:27I mean, we never thought we'd be friends with you, Gary.
09:31But here we are!
09:32Three pals eternally bound by the love of the dive.
09:36Live and let die!
09:38Check out my under the leg knuckle tops.
09:40I'm going for a curve dive.
09:42Ha ha!
09:43That's nothing!
09:48Dicing on the cake!
09:49Woo!
09:51Ha ha ha!
09:52Ha ha ha!
09:52Dice guys finished first!
09:54Who's up for dice dominoes?
09:57Ha ha ha ha!
09:58Ha ha ha ha!
09:58Oh yeah!
09:59Ha ha!
10:01Crud, I forgot the friend zone doesn't get reception.
10:0420 missed calls from webs and 200 messages!
10:08Where are you two?
10:10Need ham hocks?
10:11Talia's hungry, trying to eat me?
10:14Help!
10:14Lair!
10:15Now!
10:20What happened here?
10:21I'll tell you what happened.
10:23Talia's so-called criminal instincts are a sham.
10:26She fails everything we crow at her, she's destroyed the lair, and worst of all, she's keeping us from going
10:32on heists!
10:34I'd argue that the worst part is her repeatedly trying to eat me.
10:38Wolf, face facts.
10:39This isn't working!
10:41You just don't understand Talia.
10:43She embodies a, a pure form of crime.
10:46Our approach to this has been all wrong.
10:48We've been trying to get Talia to crime like us, but we're the ones who need to be more like
10:53her.
10:54This is ridiculous!
10:55We don't have anything to learn from an ancient lady who barks at the toaster!
11:01Come on, think about it.
11:03Maybe to become the best criminals we could be now, we need to look back.
11:06Who understands crime better than its inventor?
11:09What do we have to lose?
11:12Our dignity!
11:18She doesn't heist for the loot.
11:20She heists for the act of heisting itself.
11:24Detach from the material.
11:26Enough burning money!
11:27We're not gonna have anything, Lab!
11:29You thinking what I'm thinking?
11:32Where do you two keep running off to?
11:34We need all hands on deck for this Wolfanderthal!
11:37Uh oh!
11:39The ham hocks!
11:45Safe! Crack!
11:50You're just so in touch with your primal side.
11:52This I gotta try.
11:54Be wolf at my most wolf.
11:56Really channel my inner criminal.
11:58Safe!
11:59Crack!
12:03You're not gonna bash me too, are you?
12:08Whoa!
12:09Whoa!
12:11Whoa!
12:13Woohoo!
12:15Woohoo!
12:15All right!
12:18I'm feeling a little guilty about ditching the team.
12:21We're bad guys.
12:22We're supposed to do wrong.
12:24Right?
12:25Hey, are you two all right?
12:27You seem a little distracted.
12:30You'd probably rather be playing a real game like cribbage.
12:33Uh, what?
12:35No!
12:36Don't be silly, Gary.
12:37Everything out there is the game.
12:40But here, in the friend zone, there are no rules.
12:43We can just be ourselves.
12:45There's nowhere we'd rather be.
12:48No hack!
12:51Talia's saying that technology is a crutch and a distraction.
12:55We have to heist as we are, don't you see?
12:59No!
13:01You know how hard it was to get a good graphics card!
13:05Ha-ha!
13:07Ha-ha!
13:07Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:13Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:14Ha-ha-ha!
13:14Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:15Guards fast!
13:17Oh!
13:18Ah!
13:19Okay.
13:20Totally.
13:21We need to be fast to outrun any guard.
13:30But what if we just took a quick buy?
13:35Mmm, something smells delicious!
13:39Look who's finally back!
13:41Where the heck were you two?
13:43We were about to be canine kebabs!
13:46Hamlocks?
13:48That's weird, since you hams don't have any hams!
13:52You've been sneaking out like crazy lately,
13:54and I get we're all super sus-peeps,
13:56but when the bad guys need you, you can't be AWOL!
14:00Everyone always complains about me not being a team player.
14:03Well, pot, meet kettle.
14:06We're sorry.
14:07But we're here now!
14:08Good, because with Wolf caught up in the cult of Talia,
14:11we need to work together to fix this.
14:13I can't believe he'd choose someone he just met over the bad guys!
14:17Yeah...
14:18Not okay.
14:19When I get my hands on him, I'm gonna pulverize him.
14:23It hurts to say it, but...
14:25I know. We gotta braid things off with Gear Bear.
14:30Fast!
14:33Where's Wolf?
14:40This mess can't go on,
14:42and I know how to clean it up.
14:54Talia probably beat me back, huh?
14:58Hey, have you guys seen Talia?
15:00We sure did. We saw her right out the door.
15:05What?!
15:05He means we kicked her out. Of the door and the lair.
15:09And her lives. Forever!
15:11I-I can't believe you double-crossed me like this.
15:13Listen, thanks to her, you've been picking up all these weird habits and ideas and trying to force us to
15:19join in.
15:20We've had enough. Trial ended.
15:23Talia's just not cut out to be a bad guy.
15:26As hard as it is to say goodbye to someone you've really bonded with, sometimes you just gotta do what
15:31you gotta do for the good of the team.
15:40I'm sorry. We need a moment!
15:43No!
15:44Mad respect to Talia for being the world's first criminal, but to be honest, she isn't a good one.
15:50Fine, I admit it. Things aren't working with Talia, but she's still my direct ancestor.
15:56We're pack animals, and she can't make it all on her own in the modern world.
16:00So I'm gonna go find her and bring her back. Who's with me?
16:06Yeah, don't know what I was expecting.
16:09Ow!
16:12Woo!
16:14Talia!
16:16Ow!
16:18Think, Wolf. She's scared. Alone. Where would she go?
16:22Oh.
16:23I got it!
16:32Just wait till the other bad guys hear about this. You are a great criminal.
16:36Look at you solo stealing your gear back from the exhibit.
16:39Not stole. Already mine.
16:42Mine!
16:43That's the kind of confidence that makes you a great thief.
16:46The world is yours!
16:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. There, Ty.
16:50You can't put the necklace back.
16:52Criminals don't do givebacks.
17:02Loving all these hangs lately. And these silent smiles.
17:07I-I can't do this, Shark!
17:10We have to be strong!
17:30Gary! Gary! We need a break up with you!
17:34Wh-wha-what?
17:35It's not you! It's us!
17:37If the other bad guys found out we were hanging with a security guard, they'd kick us out!
17:41There's no version of us that works!
17:45Anyway, you...dice it!
17:47What do you mean you can't hang with a guard?
17:49I spotted you two all around town with that lady wolf who's clearly a 911er!
17:53You mean Talia? She's a thief, not a guard!
17:58Mm-hmm. God recognizes guard.
18:01She wasn't the first thief!
18:04That means...
18:08Talia, do we really need to do two cardio sessions in one day?
18:12Whoa!
18:25Give!
18:26Necklace!
18:26Ugh!
18:27Not if you're gonna return it!
18:29That's not how a thief should behave!
18:31And stop waving that stick around! It makes you look like a...
18:37Guard?
18:38Wait.
18:39That's what you were?
18:51You're not a thief at all!
18:54No wonder you were so bad at all the heisting skills we tried to teach you!
19:21You were right! Talia doesn't belong with the bad guys! She's a guard, we know!
19:26Uh, Gary, courtesy.
19:28Gary? The 911er?
19:30We've been stepping out on you!
19:32First we were just getting caught by Gary, but then we were chatting to Gary.
19:35The next thing we knew, we were rolling dice with Gary!
19:38It all happened so fast! We're sorry, but it's all over now!
19:41I can't believe this! You two are fraternizing with a guard and putting the team in jeopardy!
19:50Like me! But at least I didn't know I was doing it!
19:54Even if there were a lot of signs in hindsight!
20:00Yeah, fine. Pot me, kettle. I'm sorry, too.
20:15Cry back! You trash!
20:24What do we do? I can't shake her!
20:42Rana, you know what to do.
20:52Where are we? How is this a fix?
20:59Caught!
21:00Oh, no!
21:01Guard to guard, I'm gonna need you to hold it right there!
21:05Huh?
21:05This is the friend zone!
21:09No conflicts allowed.
21:12Friend zone?
21:16Guard! Guard!
21:19Gary, meet Talia!
21:22It's the end of the road for our friendship, but we think you two will get along great.
21:27This way, Talia won't be alone in the modern world, and you still have someone to hang with!
21:33You two can be the pack that we couldn't.
21:37Finn Bros, I'll never forget this.
21:40And maybe I'll see you in that big friend zone in the sky.
21:44Why? If the die permits.
21:51I know you're a guard, I'm a thief, but we had a bond.
21:57Gary! Gary!
21:58Wee-woo! Wee-woo!
22:01Okay. Maybe we didn't.
22:03Goodbye, Talia.
22:05I still can't believe it.
22:07My ancestor isn't the first criminal after all.
22:10You know what? Forget getting in touch with our roots.
22:12I'm better than my ancestry.
22:14I broke the cycle and turned the good in me bad.
22:26No webs! Do not! Do not! Don't!
22:27Serpentina!
22:28Computer aunt, I need to speak to my baby boy.
22:31I have dire news.
22:33What's wrong?
22:35I'm getting married!
22:37Tomorrow!
22:47The fight is blech!
22:49The fight!
23:05That's what I could do
23:06Looking!
23:06Moto Samara!
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