The Young Offenders (2016) Season 5 Episode 4

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00:06A week's work makes a man

00:06Who ever said that a week's work makes a man

00:08Who ever said that a week's work makes a man

00:09Was obviously some rich prick

00:10A week's work makes me a depressed man

00:12He stinks of fish guts

00:145, 10

00:16Like 2 euro

00:1812.50

00:1910, 15, 16

00:2116.50

00:23I'm done

00:24Why we been working all week like

00:26We should stop giving away so much fish

00:28For free

00:29No boy, didn't we just be as bad as the rich pricks

00:31Yeah, that Bezos prick

00:34And

00:34Do you want a drink?

00:37Yeah, please, thanks

00:38No worries

00:41Man, what are you thirsty?

00:43Do you need a drink?

00:45Any juice?

00:48Maureen

00:51Maureen

00:53Maureen

00:54Maureen

00:55What's she doing boy?

00:56It's the middle of the day and we want something

00:59She's hardly dead is she?

01:00No, if she was dead she'd be haunting us

01:02Maureen

01:05Maureen

01:06What the fuck?

01:07What's going on?

01:09What's that?

01:11What is that?

01:12Oh

01:13Oh

01:14Oh

01:15Oh

01:16Oh

01:21Stop

01:22That is disgusting

01:24Oh

01:25Jesus Christ

01:26Get out you're coming

01:27Get out you're coming

01:29Get out you're coming

01:30Are you ready for

01:31What are you doing boy?

01:33What are you doing boy?

01:34Stop smiling boy

01:35It's my

01:35Oh

01:36Jesus Christ

01:38It seems like everyone was out of the power from us

01:41Oh

01:42Oh

01:43Wow

01:45Why how many times have you had the ride?

01:47Since we got out of prison

01:48I

01:48I don't know, do hand jobs count?

01:51Depends on who gave them to you like

01:52I don't know

01:54They were with my left hand though, some of them

01:56Still doesn't count boy

01:57Yeah I know, then zero for sure

01:59I'm zero too

02:00Have you ever tried sitting on your hand and doing it?

02:02We can't live like this boy

02:03Listen to yourself alright

02:04We are two of the biggest catches I know boy

02:07Women

02:08Women should be throwing themselves at us boy

02:10I know

02:10Can't we have to

02:11No we have to

02:11We have to go out in the pool boy

02:12Just all the apps are just full of cats

02:13We don't need apps boy

02:15We're going all school okay?

02:16We're going all school alright?

02:18Alright

02:18Pubs, clubs, chippers and schools

02:21Yeah

02:22Or schools

02:23Yeah mams only

02:24Mams only

02:25Alright but we can't just sit around and rot okay?

02:28No

02:28We're better than that boy

02:29I mean we're lads

02:30We're lads of cork

02:32We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away

02:35We stand up and we say enough is enough

02:38Enough is enough

02:38Now you look at me boy

02:40Yeah

02:40We are going out into that town

02:42And we are not coming back

02:44Until we have SDI

02:51We are going to get the fire

02:51Can we get changed?

02:52Yeah we should

02:53I should probably get changed

02:54We should probably get changed

02:54I should probably get changed

02:55I should probably get changed

02:55I should smell the fish

02:55Yeah we get changed

03:14What the fuck are you doing, boy?

03:40You know something lovely, she likes her country, oh, she likes her country, she don't like that fair shit that's

03:48just...

03:54Right, boy. Yeah. It's all about the four C's, yeah? Confidence, compliments and crack.

04:00Now, what's the fourth one? Yeah, no, I know, it's, boy.

04:03Obviously, the number one priority is that we get our hold. Yeah, well, like, you don't want to come on

04:07too strong either.

04:08No, no, no, definitely don't come on too strong.

04:10But if we're smart, yeah, we can make a bit of kind, too.

04:13Oh, boy, I don't know if I get paid for troubling enough giving it away for free, like...

04:17Oh, kind, what did I just say? Confidence, boy.

04:19Right, it's the summer, town's full of beers.

04:21All right, all I have to do is find two...

04:24Two rich...

04:24Shut the fuck up, Cian!

04:27You'll find somewhere else to practice.

04:29Two rich, out-of-town beers, show them a good time,

04:32and then at the end, you know, we steal a few things.

04:34So two lucky ladies will get their haul away

04:36with two of the best-looking lads in Cork.

04:38Nice, Conor, Jack.

04:38Then in exchange, we take some jewellery that they don't even care about.

04:43What? So at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery?

04:46No, boy, no, all right?

04:48Cian, Cian, we're on the breadline, all right?

04:50Yeah?

04:50Yeah, sure.

04:51It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery.

04:55But that sparkly piece of jewellery could rescue us

04:57from a lifetime of grief and poverty.

04:59All right, so we're stealing from them...

05:01Yeah.

05:02...but in a good way?

05:03Exactly.

05:04All right.

05:04And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance,

05:06so everybody wins.

05:08Insurance?

05:09Yeah, like insurance, insurance.

05:12It's when you pay someone money,

05:13and then if anything happens to your stuff or your money,

05:16then that person has to pay you back.

05:17You're telling me some people are so rich

05:19that they pay someone else money

05:20just in case they lose their money

05:22just so they can get their original money back?

05:24Yeah, exactly.

05:25Sorry, boy, I'm gullible, but I'm not thick.

05:27No, but that is what it is.

05:29Pulling women can be complicated,

05:30but not if you use jocks easy-to-follow steps.

05:33He calls them the four Cs.

05:36Firstly, you compliment.

05:38Secondly, you make them laugh.

05:40He calls that the crack.

05:43Third, you conquer them with confidence,

05:46ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity.

05:50And if all else fails,

05:51which, of course, it rarely does,

05:53it's time for the mysterious fourth C.

05:57Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met.

06:00But the truth is,

06:01that look was me being so nervous I was trying not to get sick.

06:04My strategy is slightly different to jocks,

06:07but just as effective.

06:09What are you doing, boy?

06:10I'm not homeless.

06:12I find that just simply listening to what women have to say

06:15gets them in bed every time.

06:17What's even the point in having a boyfriend

06:19if he's not even going to talk to you?

06:20Sounds like he's just not very good at expressing his emotions.

06:24Just not my bad.

06:25Two of you got to communicate.

06:29I do love her.

06:31You think it might be good for her to know that?

06:43Good stuff.

06:45Have a good one, all right?

06:46You know, boy,

06:47I think if those two work on their communication,

06:49they should be all right.

06:50Yeah.

06:51Boy, I'm getting worried about you.

06:52I'm already after shifting three beers,

06:54and look, I've stolen five light doors.

06:56You know, boy, I've lost my spare.

06:58What?

06:58No, boy, you just have to get the first one out of the way, okay?

07:00It's like getting worse after, like, I've got...

07:03Oi, Oi, Oi!

07:05Oi!

07:05Oi, took the bad head off of you, you prick!

07:10Are you all right, guys?

07:11Are you okay?

07:12No, we're not okay.

07:13We've just been mucked.

07:14No, no, you haven't.

07:14I stopped it.

07:15Look, did you have everything?

07:16Yes.

07:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, you all right?

07:18You mean the boys?

07:20Well, you mean the boys?

07:21He's speaking Gaelic.

07:22Do you know what?

07:22He's actually just worried that fine women such as yourselves

07:25are getting taken advantage of like that.

07:26I'm sorry about that.

07:27Yeah, terrible.

07:28Two of you guys having a gas around the city,

07:29you got to save these alleyways like some savoury type.

07:32Oh, is that Gaelic?

07:33Yeah, that is Gaelic, yeah, that's Irish, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:37Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you.

07:40Oh, a drink?

07:42Yeah, absolutely, that's unbelievable, yeah, yeah, yeah.

07:45But I wore a shower on us.

07:46Oh, are you sure?

07:48Yes, of course.

07:49You're not sure because if two women want to buy us a drink,

07:51that's their body, their child.

07:52Yeah, sure, yeah, but no, no, no, we do insist, we do insist.

07:55I'm sorry about that, we'd love to.

07:56Well, we're not going to turn down a pre-drink.

07:59Yeah, why would you?

08:00Because you're not a fucking idiot.

08:04I'm Charlotte, by the way.

08:05She's an influencer, has over 100,000 followers.

08:08Charlotte, nice to meet you, my name's Jack.

08:11Emma.

08:12Emma, lovely to meet you, Emma.

08:13Beautiful, Emma, wow.

08:15Oh, yeah.

08:16Yeah, Connor, McSweeney.

08:18Oh, sorry.

08:19You smell really like fruit.

08:22Yeah.

08:24After you, girls.

08:27What are you doing?

08:28What are you doing, boy?

08:30We can't afford these drinks.

08:31Yeah, obviously not, boy.

08:32We're going to have to steal them.

08:33But look, boy, we can't have them thinking we're grifters, all right?

08:36Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

08:37They're hot, rich and clueless, boy.

08:38It's perfect.

08:40Really?

08:41Yeah, boy.

08:42We're going to get our hole and make a mint.

08:44You watch.

08:44Me, you pervert.

08:46I don't want to watch.

08:47You didn't mean that, you fool.

08:50I'm not watching you riding somewhere.

08:53Oh, yeah, boy.

08:53We'll just go get a drink.

08:54Girls, you head upstairs there and we get you a drink, all right?

08:58Perfect.

08:59All right, go on.

09:00See you in a sec.

09:02How are we talking about this?

09:03The jackpot.

09:04Holy shit, boy.

09:07We're going to rob a plane.

09:09What?

09:10No, boy.

09:11I'm showing you how rich they are.

09:13Oh, Harry.

09:14Shit, right?

09:19Me and Jack were Cork's most eligible bachelor.

09:22But love is not cheap.

09:24And the most expensive part is dating.

09:26And the most expensive part of that is drinking.

09:29Women love cocktails, especially the classy ones.

09:32And everyone knows cocktails are just a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name.

09:37Hey, ladies.

09:38Hi.

09:39There we are.

09:40This is on our cabs going in, shall we?

09:42Really, y'all?

09:43Yeah.

09:44We'd assumed you'd done a run-up.

09:46No, you're stuck with us now.

09:47Oh, we'll see about that.

09:48Cheers to more girls, yeah?

09:51Cheers, Muggers!

09:53Cheers!

09:57That is savage.

09:59Unbelievable.

10:00Is that lipstick?

10:02Yes, a parody of the presentation.

10:04Yeah, it's called a kiss from Cork.

10:07So cute.

10:08Oh, a kiss from Cork.

10:11Hopefully not the last.

10:13Oh, Harry, yeah.

10:14How are you going here?

10:15Oh, my God, is this the crack?

10:17Are we having the crack?

10:18That's it, you've got it.

10:19Welcome to the crack.

10:29Oh, it's sort of beefy, but in an amazing way.

10:34Yeah.

10:34Yeah, he's listening to us at Worcestershire.

10:35You're charging me.

10:36Yeah.

10:37Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this?

10:40Oh, absolutely, yeah.

10:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:43Cheers!

10:44Cheers!

10:44Yes!

10:45Yay!

10:47Yeah!

10:49I'm just going to spoil your outfit.

10:52Oh!

10:52Oh, they're pasta.

10:54Yay.

10:55Yay, I did, yeah.

10:56Ah, here we go.

10:58Thanks, D.

10:58Thanks, boy.

11:00Hey, boy, what are you doing with that thing, boy?

11:04He's just burning the shit out of him.

11:06Why is this place so posh they just burning the food for the crack, do they?

11:10Where do you think you're...

11:11Hey.

11:11Now!

11:12Pudding?

11:13No, we have to send that back.

11:15The fellas after the burning the top off the thing.

11:17Here, alive!

11:18Wait, you can't do...

11:19No, it's...

11:20It's meant to be like that.

11:22Or...

11:23Or...

11:23Is this fire custard?

11:25Yes, no, we didn't see it.

11:27Usually we get it rare.

11:29It's usually rare for us, yeah.

11:30No.

11:30Right.

11:31Yeah.

11:33I'd be interested to try this now.

11:35Thanks a million.

11:43Oh, my God.

11:46Man, that's...

11:47Oh, my God.

11:48It's so hard and soft at the same time.

11:50Right.

11:51Oh, that's amazing, boy.

11:54Oh.

11:58Oh.

11:59Oh, my God.

12:00Fucking hell.

12:04So, do you boys want to get the bill and then come back to us?

12:09Oh, yeah.

12:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please.

12:11That sounds...

12:12Eh?

12:12Yeah.

12:13Eh?

12:14We can...

12:14We can do that.

12:16And when we do that, too, and we'll meet you outside.

12:19Oh.

12:20Oh, wow.

12:21Oh, wow, look.

12:22Ah.

12:23Hey, thank you.

12:24I hope that tasted okay.

12:26It was grand.

12:28Grand.

12:29I love you.

12:30You're all yours now, eh?

12:31I did.

12:32We'll see you outside.

12:34One, two.

12:36What are we going to do?

12:37We can't afford all this.

12:38I don't know, boy.

12:39I thought you were playing.

12:39What?

12:40I was following you.

12:41You just said, we'll get this.

12:46Holy shit.

12:47Sorry, boy, all right?

12:48Oh, Jocky-Ock.

12:56Ah-ha!

12:59Hey, man.

13:04Come back!

13:05Come back!

13:06Come back!

13:10I can't run!

13:11I thought we were going to just lock the money and pay it for me!

13:13I thought it was obvious we were taking the cash and making the money, right?

13:16Right?

13:17Ah-ha!

13:19Well, inhale it.

13:19Inhale to get your butt back.

13:21Here.

13:21Goodbye.

13:22Goodbye.

13:23All right.

13:24I'm not going to lie to you, all right?

13:25We're not actually rich.

13:27Yeah, no shit.

13:27We were trying to show you a good time, so we were making the most of it.

13:30We ran out on the bill.

13:32And whose cash is that?

13:35I know I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it, yeah?

13:38So you stole it?

13:39Yeah, we stole it!

13:40We did steal it!

13:41I'm not going to prison for some petty thief.

13:43Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time.

13:47This is so bloody authentic.

13:49Fine.

13:50But if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested.

13:53All right.

13:54Deal.

13:54Yeah.

13:55Deal.

13:57Can we get out of this pissy alleyway?

13:59We can all go back to our hotel.

14:02Yeah.

14:03Yeah?

14:04Yeah, all right.

14:05No, all right, mate.

14:06What, mate?

14:06No?

14:07All right.

14:20Holy shit, boy.

14:22We need no cark at the palace.

14:24Are you seeing this guy?

14:28Are we lost, gentlemen?

14:30It's okay.

14:31They're Irish.

14:33And they're with us.

14:34Yeah.

14:35We're Irish.

14:36And we're with them.

14:45You know, the bed's all massive.

14:47My feet don't even come off the end.

14:49Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds then?

14:52No.

14:53What?

14:54Do you think Conor's all right?

14:56He's been in there for a while.

14:57Should I go check on him?

14:58You relax.

14:59I'll check on him, all right?

15:00Kai!

15:03Kai, please don't sit in here, boy.

15:06We'll never get a hold of you.

15:07Sink up the place, boy.

15:08I did, boy.

15:09You know I only take a shit twice a week.

15:11I'm loading up.

15:14I'm already taking, boy.

15:15Get your money, swear to your money, what?

15:17Oh, my shampoo.

15:18Body wash, boy.

15:19I've vanity kit.

15:20I may have lost the conditioner.

15:22All right, I'll show you the other one now.

15:24Two questions, boy.

15:25So, two.

15:26Boys, I'm going to see you tonight, here.

15:29Let me see.

15:30A what?

15:31Show me.

15:32Day.

15:32What?

15:33Oui, oui.

15:34Yeah.

15:35We're coming.

15:36Yeah.

15:36Let me show you.

15:37Chinese.

15:38Chinese.

15:39Do you order Chinese?

15:40Mm-hmm.

15:42Oh.

15:46Oh, Kai.

15:47Yeah?

15:48Kai, you've got to do this, boy.

15:50I've never felt like anything like this in my life.

15:53No, yeah, boy.

15:55I don't like getting my bits out.

15:58Boy, just cover yourself in the towel.

16:01I'm not doing it, all right, Jack?

16:02Oh.

16:06Jesus, why didn't I ever regard me that nice for?

16:08I didn't even know what he could.

16:11Is she okay?

16:12If you like, I can give you a nice pedicure.

16:15What'd you say?

16:16Pedicure.

16:17All right, I'm not into kids, okay, you sicko.

16:19Excuse me.

16:20You're hard, what are you saying?

16:21He's not a sicko.

16:23Connor, a pedicure is getting your toenails trimmed.

16:27What?

16:28Rich people get other people to clip their toenails.

16:31Yeah.

16:36Sorry about earlier.

16:38It's okay.

16:41Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile?

16:49There's something in my water.

16:51Oh, that's cucumber.

16:53Oh, I don't think we have that in Ireland.

16:56Jeez, boy, I could get used to being rich.

16:59I think I'm going to go take a dip in the jacuzzi.

17:03Are you coming?

17:05I ain't going to do that, Jack.

17:15Oh, boy, that's nice, isn't it?

17:17I'm going to get my phone.

17:19I'm going to get my phone.

17:21No, I shouldn't after the pedicure, you might say.

17:24Oh, it's okay.

17:26I'm just going to stay here and look at the lovely view of Cox City, yeah?

17:29Jack, bye.

17:31Don't worry.

17:32If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.

17:34It's not that deep.

17:35I can't swim.

17:36We can all swim.

17:37We can all swim.

17:38Come and just get in and stop being weird.

17:39I need some warm, mate.

17:41Yeah.

17:42I need some warm.

17:42All right.

17:43Come on, honey.

17:48I don't want any of that.

17:50What are you missing, mate?

17:51What are you missing, mate?

17:52All right.

17:53Just get in the big cup.

17:56What the fuck are you wearing, mate?

17:59What are you wearing?

18:02What are you wearing?

18:05What are you wearing?

18:07I don't need to go.

18:08What are you supposed to, all right?

18:09I didn't have any clean ones.

18:10I didn't know you'd be seeing them today.

18:11I don't want you having laughs.

18:12Come on, boy.

18:13Come on.

18:13Sorry.

18:13I think they're sweet.

18:16Really?

18:17Yeah.

18:18Get in.

18:19All right.

18:21Is it too hot?

18:21Is it hot?

18:22No, it's at least in warm, boy.

18:23Yes, boy.

18:24Very good.

18:25All right.

18:27Step in, boy.

18:27Be careful.

18:28Yeah, it's just time.

18:29It is actually quite hot.

18:31Oh, full view right there.

18:32Oh.

18:37OK.

18:38It's OK.

18:40Come on.

18:41Hey!

18:43Hey!

18:44Hey!

18:45Hey, Jack.

18:46Hi, boy.

18:48It is.

18:49Hi, hi, hi.

18:50Yeah.

18:51Sounds good.

18:52All right.

18:54Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike.

18:57It's exciting.

18:59Risky.

19:01Yeah.

19:01But at a certain point, you've just got to do it.

19:06Oh, God.

19:08You're so indigenous.

19:10Then you've got to do it again.

19:13Oh, my God.

19:19Never have I ever been to prison.

19:27Really?

19:31Yeah, it wasn't for anything bad.

19:33Like, it was just a bit of a misunderstanding.

19:36You're not a young offender anymore.

19:38You're an adult and an international drug smuggler.

19:41You're sentenced to six years in prison.

19:43It basically wasn't even our fault.

19:45Like, yeah.

19:49Oh, gosh.

19:50Excuse me.

19:50It's Daddy.

19:51Oh, Daddy.

19:53I know.

19:55Stop shouting!

19:57Oh.

19:58Yeah.

19:59Well, I wish that you weren't my father either.

20:03My dad's dead.

20:04Oh.

20:07Should we leave?

20:08I'll go, Jeff.

20:08No, no, no.

20:09Leave it to me.

20:11Enjoy yourselves, all right?

20:13Hi.

20:16Hi.

20:24You all right?

20:25No.

20:26What happened?

20:29Being made by a fucking arsehole happened.

20:32My dad was a prick, too.

20:34What about your mum?

20:35She's actually dead.

20:38I'm sorry.

20:39So what are you sorry for?

20:40You didn't kill her, did you?

20:42I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you did, like...

20:46Did you?

20:47No.

20:48Okay.

20:55Sorry.

20:59Should we maybe check on them?

21:02I'll leave it to them.

21:05Right.

21:05Oh, unless that's not the custom here.

21:08Oh, yeah.

21:10Yeah.

21:10I'm not really sure what the custom is here, to be honest.

21:14I eat a lot of oysters there.

21:17You're not that bad, you know.

21:20Despite all the stealing.

21:23I'm not really in the mood anymore.

21:28Sorry.

21:29Don't worry about it.

21:31Me neither, to be honest.

21:33I, er...

21:34I'm fairly wrecked after the massage.

21:36Is it...

21:37Is it supposed to do that to you?

21:41I'd still like you to spend the night.

21:44Sorry.

21:46Erm...

21:47Can I borrow your toothbrush, though?

21:49I don't think we should have sex anymore.

21:54Oh...

21:54Didn't even cross my mind.

21:56You can still tell Jock we did it, if you like.

22:01Thanks.

22:04Want a spoon?

22:07Can I be a teaspoon?

22:10Huh?

22:12Are you trying?

22:14Coyne.

22:16Coyne.

22:17Coyne.

22:18Coyne.

22:21Coyne.

22:22Coyne.

22:23Coyne.

22:26Do you want to steal anything?

22:27No, it wasn't quite.

22:29I don't think we should.

22:31I never wanted.

22:32It was quick.

22:33OK.

22:34Not quite.

22:37Jack, Jack.

22:38Do you want me to put back the shambos?

22:41No.

22:42No.

22:43We'll take them, we'll take them.

22:59Charlie?

23:03Charlie!

23:09Where's Charlie, boy?

23:10Huh?

23:10Where's Charlie?

23:11I don't know, boy.

23:13Where's Amy?

23:14I don't know, boy.

23:15It's not me.

23:18Hey, man!

23:20Charlie!

23:20Hey, man!

23:22What you do with your chin, boy?

23:23Huh?

23:25Chin.

23:26What you do with your chin?

23:28Huh?

23:30It's me.

23:31Huh?

23:33Where's our watch?

23:35Boy.

23:36Charlie!

23:37Hey, man!

23:38Yeah, boy.

23:39Where'd you put the cash?

23:40I didn't touch the cash.

23:41You had the cash.

23:42Why'd you put the cash?

23:43I didn't touch the cash.

23:44Where's my phone, kindness?

23:46Hey, man!

23:46Boy, where's my phone?

23:48It's on the table there.

23:49Where's my phone?

23:50It's on the table, mind you open your ears!

23:54Charlie!

23:55Hey, man!

23:56Hey, man!

23:57They must have us, boy.

23:58They've got it.

24:01Come on.

24:02Come on, come on.

24:03Huh?

24:06Who was that?

24:07Who was that?

24:09That's Charlie.

24:09I think you had a cracking time which he bought.

24:12Truly top boys here.

24:13Isn't that right, Emma?

24:15I can't believe you dopes fell for it.

24:17We were only two in school.

24:18That's Emma!

24:18That's them, boy.

24:20We're better looking.

24:21Sorry we ditched you, but you were sitting asleep.

24:24They're from Cork!

24:24Sorry we lied.

24:27And about stealing from you.

24:30What?

24:31That's a lie, boy!

24:32Traitors, boy.

24:33Little rat bites.

24:34We didn't lie about everything.

24:36My dad is an arsehole.

24:38And I did want to pop my Irish cherry.

24:40Deceived by our own?

24:42Love you, lads.

24:43Thanks for covering the hotel.

24:45Love you, lads.

24:46Emma spoon me and everything, if that is your real name!

24:49Boy, we'd never have done that to them.

24:50Never.

24:50There's some things we would do, but we would never have done that.

24:53Not in a million years, boy.

24:54I'm joking, man.

24:55But what are they on about as well?

24:56Thanks for covering the hotel.

24:58Yeah, we didn't cover the room.

25:00We didn't cover any more.

25:00What does that even mean?

25:01The way they left us.

25:02I know it, man.

25:05How much?

25:072,000 euro!

25:08They didn't buy the hotel room.

25:10I'm sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse.

25:12The penthouse!

25:14It wasn't our fault, ma'am.

25:15It was Charlotte and Emma.

25:16Yeah.

25:17Who the hell are Charlotte and Emma?

25:18They were a couple of girls that we thought were rich

25:21and were going to give us a ride.

25:22Two grand for the ride.

25:23It's not a hope I'm paying this.

25:25I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the night.

25:28Are their names on the reservation?

25:30No.

25:30Yeah.

25:31No.

25:31We're out of here.

25:32Let's go.

25:34Tell me you actually did get the ride.

25:36I know.

25:38Idiots.

25:39It's on our fault we were robbed.

25:41A catfish by a couple of girls.

25:42It's alright.

25:43We got insurance.

25:43What the hell do you think insurance actually is?

25:47All we got you, shampoo.

25:49I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing.

25:53As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing.

25:56But we did get SDIs from the hot tub.

25:58But not one of the bad ones.

26:00Just an itchy knob.

26:01Did you get a die?

26:08The hot tub.

26:24We're not good, gourmet.

26:26rolefoot sangle팀.

26:26You will be a moment.

26:31I'm sorry.

26:31You

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