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00:00there's a spider on the butter what is it spider on the butter oh not stuck into it by its
00:07legs no
00:09you mean it's just walked across the budget i've dealt with it in a humane way mary by
00:13putting it into the plate drawer
00:20have you ever done it like that well i actually know what i have
00:23burp burp burp burp burp oh bachelona no i don't like that this guy's trying to tell me i'll
00:31to eat my dinner a what foot fetish i had no idea that was a thing remove my britches expose
00:37your
00:38loins i like that oh oh one night this is weird jeez he's a mercy me bugger didn't he this
00:46is why
00:47i don't date that is dicing with the devil oh no he suffers for his heart doesn't he clearly
00:52a bentley continental i think i'd rather call it a day naturally wouldn't you who's been arrested
00:59now and for what in the week we said a sad farewell to maths dating coach mel shilling
01:07we enjoyed lots of great telly famous faces were getting their hands dirty in the big white tent
01:14i'm going to be honest with you i'm not really a pastry girl in that sense never made it it
01:19just
01:19seems like a lot of work so i was told once in domestic science at school if you're making
01:24pastry yeah i was told you should run your wrists under cold water and they cool your blood and then
01:31when you're rubbing in your hands are darling throw it in the magic mix
01:39more furry friends were finding their forever homes on channel four it is very very difficult but there's
01:45no alternative for us he needs someone that can just give him the love that we've given him and
01:51we will miss him madge jumps from the floor to the kitchen work tops and like get goes inside the
01:59airfryers
02:02she knows how to open the airfryer drawers and go inside extreme intelligence or is it extremely bad
02:08behavior i don't know do you know that i once i was cooking other week i was cooking a jacket
02:12potato in
02:13airfryer i hear this crash bang wallop come downstairs the airfryer drawers were open and my jacket potatoes
02:19are on the floor and there was something new giving us a fright on netflix
02:33that is something very bad about to happen what the fact that she's getting married something very bad is
02:41going to happen
02:59in blackpool me and pay you've had to start putting locks on the cupboards
03:03really the kids now they just help themselves to everything they're like locusts they just strip
03:09the cupboards pete and his little sister sophie page went out the other day and i had eva and jimmy
03:14right next thing eva just walks in the living room with a packet of wine gums going
03:21you want the wine gum i'm like no you shouldn't be eating now you know what are you a 60
03:28year old
03:28man who's on a long drive who even eats wine gums
03:35that's a gateway for like a werther's original yeah yeah jimmy mini roll sucker for a mini roll like
03:40i'm off to a flame yeah he had a three yesterday i went that is your third yeah he's like
03:46so
03:47so on saturday night there were more bgt hopefuls doing their thing on itv1
03:56saturday night we're eating carrots carrot carrot and water signing it's a new way forward
04:01i wonder what talent we're going to unleash today who knows it could be anything guns it would be
04:09bgt is just an old favorite how long has it been around at least 40 years
04:16longer at least good luck good luck
04:21what are these seven silky white suited specimens doing our stage i'm gonna put a wager on the fact
04:29that i'll give it 15 seconds before someone's shirtless there'll be no tops on shortly what's the
04:35name of the group we are agua company we are salsa dancers salsa dancers that's not a talent though my
04:42grand and grand i used to go up with salsa every week dad you're into salsa aren't you no no
04:47the dip
04:49we hope we can bring our energy and our enjoyment to your your special judges oh don't worry i'm
04:56already enjoyed i know oh don't it's like a lineup of your exes that's so rude but actually you're
05:02right it is
05:10i love a man who can dance salsa throw me around you'll never forget being thrown around by that
05:16man from the sheffield town to society will you no i loved it
05:23oh they love it they love it these lads if they were shocking they'd eat themselves of course they would
05:37come on get him off man christy the bloody dance act on a strip show man
05:47okay you all right yeah it's getting a bit raunchy oh yes i like cola god the quicker they get
05:54the chops off the better for you which one's your favorite i like him who keeps sticking his tongue
06:02out you can calm down no i know they're all your type they're not no no no no they're not
06:10only four
06:17off it's a different gainer salsa isn't it well stripper salsa as long as they don't take their
06:22trousers down i'll be quite happy to get through this obviously well waxed aren't they they are they're
06:33they're well manicured those boys i bet they're fun to go out for a night with i think we'd have
06:38a
06:38really good evening with them i'd probably leave about midnight and you would carry on i'd want you
06:44to leave much before midnight
06:48in sorry mum it's so cool what made you go onto the website and decide yeah i want that cardigan
06:56out
06:56of all of the cardigans on the website sarah her husband andre and their daughter shay well this is
07:03not going back i quite like it's one of my favorites now i don't think it can be sent back
07:07and nobody else
07:08are going to buy it i mean um how dare you how dare you question my taste unreturnable on sunday
07:23night
07:24we were cooking under canvas again with the vips on channel four bubba bake up oh for god's sake
07:32you're so i love the program but you're obsessed with it i'm so blessed i find that even if i'm
07:37cooking
07:38something and i do actually follow instructions it's still either burned soggy or cold oh
07:47oh i'd love to get my lips around that
07:51okay so today the judges would love you to make eight delicious breakfast pastries oh lovely hey listen
07:59i've seen on our credit card statement that you've been having a lot of almond croissants recently i've now
08:04found a new one almond croissant with chocolate inside okay and you wonder why we're not losing
08:09weight your pastries need to have a delicious filling which can be either savory or sweet oh you can have
08:15a savory film oh no don't waste this opportunity on savory i've never had a croissant oh yeah oh they're
08:23nice i thought croissants were for posh people well yeah well they are now they used to be and i've
08:29never
08:29had one despite failing to impress paul last time he was in the tent i tried really hard on that
08:34that's
08:34the worst thing john's once again going entirely plant-based i've never had anything vegan apart
08:41from an apple luckily we've got no vegans in our family morning john hello there that's what you're
08:47making today cheese twists oh like a cheese twist oh no i've got some of those at home which known
08:54has made me nice over astas they got them they're bloody gorgeous have you seen them with the bacon
09:01in as well what cheese are you using vegan what is vegan cheese probably cashew nuts or something
09:08yeah do you know what i've actually had vegan cheese and it was bloody awful yeah it's not like
09:15how long have you been vegan well look at the disappointment with the third vegan i think seven
09:20years ago on the planet and now there's loads of us so you have to be nice to us now
09:24because we're an
09:25army i've tried a bit of corn corn scotch egg i like them mum did a corn bolognese once and
09:32it
09:32was bloody awful but i think that's probably because it's mum's cookie not necessarily the corn if you're
09:37going to be vegan just be vegan don't be ramming it down everybody's throat trying to educate well
09:42that's what you've got to do with vegan food isn't it ramming down people's throat because it won't
09:45we eat it willingly will it that absolutely stinks what is it it's bacon vegan bacon also known as
09:52faken is it tofu tofu no i don't think so oh i can twist it looks all right now doesn't
10:00it it does
10:01actually john looks very good well it smells over here though why does it smell something smells of damp damp
10:09oh they've taken the mick out of him being a vegan it'll be his bloody vegan twists have you been
10:17vegan all your life no all this stuff's falling out of his twists oh my god it's looking a bit
10:23funky
10:24in there they look unreal they look a mess the cheeses come out i wouldn't eat it i'm not even
10:29vegan
10:30in there and he did his piss paul off they look a bit pale the problem is that there's no
10:33egg wash
10:34or even milk wash on the top of him so they're lacking somewhat in color can you get vegan eggs
10:39vegan eggs how can you get vegan eggs well how can you get vegan cheese and bacon because men make
10:46vegan cheese you don't get chickens say you can you lay a vegan egg it's now time for the baker's
10:53breakfast pastries to face the judgment of paul and cherry is that a sausage roll i don't know
11:00what the hell i think i once paid 18 quid for that in gales happy with them are you happy
11:09with
11:09them paul don't don't don't turn this around on me paul's fuming already it just doesn't look very
11:16attractive yeah sometimes vegan food doesn't look attractive though you just have to eat it
11:22did it crunch interesting flavor interesting what does that mean in reality when somebody says
11:29interesting they usually mean shit i'm so sorry you like it i'm so sorry
11:40not what you want to be saying i mean i ate one and now i feel physically sick
11:46don't get high off your own supply john i made that tartar tan the other day didn't i that was
11:51lovely yeah very rustic looking but lovely what do you mean rustic looking ah you put the the crust
11:58of your pastry and you pass you for that pigeon didn't you yeah well i have you seen him since
12:07what are you trying to say i've killed the pigeon you well i'm just saying have you seen him since
12:12because he always used to be on the fence
12:21in hall do you know last night don't you for tea i said to ray what do you want for
12:25your team
12:26race i don't know uh can we have fish cakes we haven't had them for ages she met them so
12:30i
12:30met him i saw i got the fish and i met him best friends jenny and lee lee at 11
12:36o'clock
12:37i could still smell the fish i've been around with disinfectant it stunk the shelly out i said
12:44to him this morning we're not having any more to be fair i wasn't gonna say no today do i
12:49smell
12:49a fish it's from them bleeding fish cakes oh lee it was awful i'm gonna say now but i'm glad
12:56i'm
12:56just glad you've said you've had fish cakes last night on saturday night something big from across
13:03the pond that found its way onto sky peders look what snl it's come from america wrote us a couple
13:10of american particles what we need is a laugh charles yeah not more gloom mongering from people like you
13:16we need cheering up it's saturday night live saturday night live oh i hope it's good oh i know i
13:24hope it's
13:25good and your host tina faye yes don't know you are but yay oh tina faye yes i know tina
13:39faye my name
13:40is tina faye here in the uk well they all know her don't they yeah she's like the queen of
13:46snl no one
13:47better to come and start this show tina faye is not from the uk tina faye well she's allowed
13:54here in the uk you might know me as the teacher from mean girls i never watched that no yeah
14:02she was
14:02the teacher of me so why do a uk version of snl we were asking the same thing tina well
14:09like so many
14:10large-scale american operations these days no one really knows why ah that's a joke mary do you get
14:18it yes that's a knock at the wall you see they keep things political and current as well okay and
14:24i'm so excited for you to meet your cast they are wonderful i can't even begin to understand them when
14:30they speak because she's american and they're british yeah all right what i said i'm just here as a
14:38long-time snl employee to help out and to answer like any questions anyone might have of what to
14:45oh hi yeah nicola coughlin from dairy girls this girl she was also in bridgeton she's famous for
14:53dairy girls she's famous for bridgeton i do my question is if this is snl uk then why are you
15:01the first host good question how do i put this politely none of you fuckers would do it well i
15:09don't know
15:10there would be plenty who do it one of the lads of blue would be up there fucking right they
15:14will
15:14don't can it be all over this oh yes graham norton oh wow where have they dragged graham what the
15:28fuck has he gone let me help you let me help you i have a gift for making american celebrities
15:38likeable to a british audience he does he does hey i hear you a really funny story about uh watching
15:48british television as a young child oh well uh yeah yes actually um growing up we thought that anything
15:54british was educational so my parents showed us all british shows and we used to watch benny hill as a
16:00family what's bunny hill that do do do do do do do do i think what about ab fab oh
16:07sweetie darling
16:08you're just a little shop girl darling keeping up appearances richard she's quick
16:14monty python that is an ex-product i think we're a bit young for this yeah i remember everyone she's
16:21yeah 40 towers nobody mentioned the war little britain do you really want me to take that one
16:28are you being served my pussy is like an alarm clock
16:34she's actually quite funny isn't she
16:37i love that mrs slocum yeah
16:43oh thank you we've got a great show wet leg is here stick you out and watch this
16:54wow
16:58do you know what i'm going to be honest i thought it was going to be shite
17:01but it's actually spot on brilliant insight yeah should we have laughed like what should we have
17:12i don't think it's mandatory but i think that's the essence of the show all right
17:19in wiltshire oh right oh
17:26that's the terrible noise this is the worst one oh what's that terrible noise mary are you having
17:32i'm showing your horrible anorak style oh mary giles and his wife mary what on earth have you left
17:38anoraks upstairs for mary there's no reason to disrespect the anoraks i'm just will you please
17:46hang them up on the door instead of leaving what were they doing up there mary will you go up
17:51absent
17:52mindedly taking them off because i like them as a statement of identity sorry not you mustn't bring
17:57them upstairs to the bedroom there's my camouflage anorak i haven't seen that for ages that makes me
18:03virtually invisible on friday it was troubling news close to home hitting the headlines on the bbc
18:10oh very nice sandwiches corn beef oh i love corn beef i've cut all the crusts off everything thank you
18:19have you got any picolini i'm sweating my tits off what for cutting the crust off
18:29bloody hell cookie you may have noticed if you've started buying easter eggs this year that you're
18:35paying more for less finally and you don't have an opinion about we never got um easter eggs at
18:41christmas well you won't get easter eggs at christmas would you lee we never neither according
18:48to the consumer group which the traditional chocolate treats are being hit by shrinkflation
18:52with prices going up our products definitely seem to be getting smaller oh yeah you can't get a thick
18:58egg anymore do you know loads of people are talking about this around the park all right yeah we was
19:04chatting about it only yesterday it's true i thought i've been going mad over the last few years
19:10i thought is it just that my hands are grown up size now or easter eggs got smaller the consumer
19:16group which has been taking a look at easter eggs across a number of the big supermarkets it
19:21found that with some chocolate eggs we are paying more for less jesus would close the cave door
19:27of your horrendous yet i mean it's just as well we've got which really isn't it because if we
19:34didn't have which we wouldn't know all this take for example the extra large galaxy egg it would have
19:40set you back around five pounds last year for about 250 grams of chocolate 40 grams down in a pound
19:47up
19:47that's what i'm seeing there disgusting oh my god you bastard that's scum that is that's a different
19:52level of scum this year it's nearly a pound more for a lighter version we're getting hit
19:57at every angle you know even the easter bunny's wearing a masculine strout jumper there yeah
20:02disgusting and with the cadbury mini eggs milk chocolate egg again it's price up but weight
20:08down not the many eggs i know i know mini eggs are already mini exactly they're like mini mini now
20:15yeah mini mini mini eggs the inflation on chocolate is considerably higher than other grocery items and
20:22consumers are noticing that you'd want to go out with lisa who's a consumer expert around the shop
20:28wouldn't you should be like put that down don't have that and this does seem to be a bit of
20:34a trend
20:36in the chocolate aisle we know about shrinkflation we know about skimflation to stop saying now would
20:42you give somebody your last roll off because you wouldn't would you know you know how much
20:49healthier though don't start that no don't give them a scared yeah if you're buying an easter egg
20:55you're not doing it to track your calories are you that's yeah no one's putting an easter egg in my
20:59fitness pal manufacturers have faced tough choices some have cut the amount of cocoa they're using you
21:06can tell because it don't taste and does it so they're probably cutting a bit of course for less
21:09cocoa and still charging the same while shrinking stuff i've never seen you so angry i don't like the
21:15economy right now calm take these examples they can actually no longer officially be called chocolate
21:21because they don't have enough cocoa in them what penguins i love penguins i know you do come on it's
21:29gone from a penguin to a pest tank it's not only big brands affected by this small independent
21:35businesses are too other people have alcohol and cigarettes i do feel i want 400 calories of chocolate
21:42per day because life's unmanageable without it so i treated myself to a bag of mini eggs jesus christ
21:49i'm still paying them off yeah can you take clana for this easter egg please can i clana these in
21:55mini eggs please
22:04enough london so there's many things i'm going to start doing more new this week you know because
22:10i've got the keto diet i'm starting on monday we're not all going on diets like is it i might
22:15as
22:15a drone as well like who else is going on diet mum says she's going to do some sort of
22:19challenge with
22:20you she wants to see who's going to lose more weight between you and her sisters amira and amani
22:25yeah that's what she was telling me yesterday yeah she goes i'm going to go on a challenge with
22:31the mirror like i'm going to see if i can do better than her that's what she was telling me
22:35my own mom won't even let me be my skinny legend self what she's going to lose weight faster than
22:41you
22:43that's going to be so funny it's a good thing you told me because i feel like that motivated me
22:47even
22:48more to beat mama at her own game go ahead that has just fueled me to the next level on
22:54saturday there
22:55are some naughty celebs up to no good on itv what's going on with till oh what's wrong with that
23:01oh
23:06oh you're not bringing spooks back in the house you look at till when we were younger
23:10used to pull bear pranks on me do you remember when i used to be gullible yeah do you remember
23:17this sprawling estate is the home of six brand new tv shows i love that venue wherever that is
23:23beautiful hypothetical wedding welcome to couple guys welcome to the applicant i'm confused already
23:32but what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake sneaky but the contestants are
23:40a bit daft aren't they going on a fake show they don't know it's fake that's because hidden in the
23:44basement is mission hq hold up what there's a whole new level now home to an elite team of celebrity
23:52saboteurs my head is absolutely spinning with what this could be about i think i might have to write
24:00this down tonight the celebrities take on their very first fake show the applicant of an apprentice
24:07feel i think so the applicant is that a show that's a fake show welcome to the applicant over the
24:14next two
24:15days you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive in the competitive world
24:21of business so these are the daft contestants that think they're going on to a real show team blue
24:26vision you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day corporate away day team building exercise
24:34kill me now so we'll be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests so we're going
24:39to
24:39say this one includes matcha they'll put marching in in honestly i'll wait until they start putting on
24:45chips or something here we go what they're gonna do joe disguised as an armchair what armchair that's
24:54quite something yeah have you ever disguised yourself as an armchair i've disguised myself as a hat but
24:59not as an armchair oh you must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it
25:05stains the
25:05client's skin no geez are we gonna do that joe we can see you you look amazing oh that's an
25:16armchair
25:17mary that's funny oh he's in he's landed so he actually does look like a chair that's so clever joe
25:28team
25:28blue vision's moving they're on the move that is sport that's brilliant you're not only going to think
25:35someone's a fake armchair are you you're going to see how anyone's getting on with the yoga let's get
25:39it let's do it let's go this is his moment there he is go on joe it is childish isn't
25:49it you're going
25:51to need to add some water oh that's so much i don't think we need to overthink it it'll be
25:56fine oh he's
25:57gone even more he's put the full lot in well go hard or go home do you mind if i
26:02put this face mask on
26:03your face oh this is going to be so awful only the best and most premium products
26:12for our guests at the blue vision retreat that is so green look how relaxed they look little do they
26:19know that when they finish they look like the hulk does this have magic ingredients in it it does it
26:25sure does okay ladies it's time to remove your masks oh good look oh bring it on oh no it's
26:36not
26:36gonna it's not gonna stain our face is it yes it will oh that's rank i look like shrek
26:46you do look like shrek lady if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no
26:52it's not emma oh she looks like kermit the frog oh she's making it worse i feel like they put
27:06too much of
27:06a certain ingredient in the face mask that's it blame somebody else he always does
27:15well that's a very silly program nutty very silly but it did make us laugh once or twice once or
27:22twice
27:22in spite of our serious selves you once tried to say that i'd sabotage you by putting chewing gum in
27:29your hair the night before prom you did no i didn't what happened was is that we were fighting
27:33i had chewing gum in my mouth and then i said time out i've lost my chewing gum no and
27:39you said
27:39i hope it's in your hair you turned around to walk away and lo and behold it was in the
27:43back of your
27:44hair you spat it in my hair and i had to freeze it out the night before prom disgusting behavior
27:52mum was on about cutting it out i said absolutely not
27:58in derby so i went to the barbers yeah and then i was walking past i saw a sign
28:03and he said that we now do like nose waxing this is the geese oh it's an experience but so
28:10they get
28:10this thing here they get the swab they then cover it with this like green kind of goo yeah then
28:16they
28:16shove it up your nose and then they just go off for a walk come back and they yank it
28:22and he showed it
28:24me afterwards as well how many like hairs came out yeah but that's such a guy thing isn't it he
28:29like
28:29showed him he's like yeah you impressed with that yeah yeah this week something creepy was going on
28:36on netflix there's a woman um renting a house in ham ham the village currently with a ghost in it
28:47and
28:48she doesn't know if it's her job or the landlady's job to have the ghost evicted oh
28:56i don't think i want to watch this sleep oh go i want to get a good night's sleep i
29:00don't think
29:00i'm going to get a good night's sleep watching this something very bad is going to happen
29:16five days until i do so in other words five days to the wedding leave at your own chosen speed
29:24oh she's nodding off she's nodding time to pull all of 11. i'm not the one
29:33careful are you okay oh my god gonna switch we can switch yeah yeah yeah why is he not driving
29:38she's falling asleep man
29:44why are they always driving off to the middle of nowhere yeah where are they
29:52stopping for a rest i would not be going there i would not be stopping there i would hold my
29:57wee
29:58until the next place that i get to
30:04what's she seeing what's she seeing jane dogging
30:07oh my god mickey mickey come here what's she seeing what's in there look
30:12oh my god do you think it's okay a baby what's this all about
30:21i'm gonna go check the bathroom no no don't get separated from him happy baby
30:28oh god's sake
30:31oh look at the state of that and that's the women's i'd hate to see the men
30:41why are they all locked who's left the baby in the car there's only one car in the car park
30:45i checked the men's room there's no one in there oh no service oh there's never no service when you
30:50want it easy okay but i think one of us should stay here with the baby and the other one
30:53should
30:53drive to the nearest like gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help okay i'd say i'll go
30:57to
30:57the gas station nowhere could i stay there like that waiting for somebody to come
31:05why are all the services derelict and creepy hi hi excuse me there's a like a rest stop i'm
31:1520 miles south of here 20 miles she's drove 20 miles we found a baby abandoned in a car and
31:21i think
31:21that maybe something like oh there's someone else there there's someone else in the background oh my god
31:27there is you're right uh benjamin yeah benjamin she don't look like a benjamin to me is she a
31:35ghost no she's not ghost actually something much worse she's gen z benjamin was the name of the guy
31:41who worked here before me but he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical cord and they were
31:45too cheap to get me a name type with my own name on it okay this is all just looking
31:50lovely and a happy
31:51place to hang out and have a beer getting better by the second could you call the cops now please
31:55yeah yeah
31:56wait here i'll call will they stop this nonsense this show every door is really noisy
32:09god she likes toilets doesn't she why is she going in the toilet again
32:21hovering good good choice
32:26door just opened
32:33oh my god
32:41oh my god that is terrifying oh my god
32:48oh mike i would be running out of there
32:55oh yeah get a gun clear your head she was just having a pee and a guy's looked down on
33:00her and she's
33:00just like i'm gonna have a gumball i'll have a wee gumball yeah
33:05there he is yeah oh my god is that bill bailey
33:12she's got her keys ready
33:17he's coming late he's coming you can see him you can see him in the bubblegum machine
33:21see him through the glass bowl
33:26my god she put it straight through his hand
33:28oh god
33:32he didn't even feel it
33:33shit man
33:38is it out yet
33:39yeah
33:43do you want your key back
33:47why is he feeling the hand and looking at the ring
33:50i'm sure he's the one are you sure he's the one weird oh i remember my sister's asking me that
33:59about you did they yeah are you sure he's the one what
34:05having been half scared to death rachel headed back to her fiancee at the service station
34:14has she found him is she back is she back i can't breathe
34:19where's the car where's the baby where's your fella they're gone
34:31no no turn it off turn it off too much too much for someone who handles horror as well
34:37you were a bit damsel in distressy you were what did i do yeah you you were really just girl
34:43screen yeah but yeah i can handle it it doesn't matter it doesn't matter i can do like that and
34:47then go into like a little fight mode in it will somebody save me
34:53oh god
35:04in leeds what do you think to my eyebrow pencil i did notice your eyebrows looked a little
35:09different today with this new eyebrow pencil i feel like that the colors a bit different
35:14and it makes them look like they've been drawn on with a sharpie yeah they do look a bit sharpie
35:19-ish
35:19i didn't want to say sisters ellie and izzy i don't mind sharpie eyebrows do you think my eyebrows
35:25are sharpie-ish no that yours looks softer than mine maybe i'll just maybe it's your application
35:31it's my application maybe it's my technique yeah i think it probably is can't polish a turd no
35:37but you can draw eyebrows on it on tuesday there was something soft and fluffy on channel four do you
35:46remember when i took my grand's neighbor's dog out for a walk bertie bertie was a whippet she ran home
35:52away from you i turned down the fucker was gone
35:59i mean i personally feel about merlin the reason he makes me so happy is that i know that in
36:06his
36:06little head he doesn't know about anything other than walks dog food and cuddling oh no i think he
36:13knows about a lot of no he doesn't know about putin ukraine he does he's very he's very interested in
36:21the
36:21iran conflict he is not and the inconsistencies in trump's behavior every year wood green takes
36:27in over 600 dogs good lads each one looking for a forever home oh look they're all lovely the newest
36:37arrival is on his way oh that looks like a cockapoo yep so tell me who have we got here
36:44this is aussie
36:45he is eight months old aussie uh is he being left at the pound we are in the process of
36:51moving
36:51internationally oh she's in shock here she can't believe this she can't look at leaving the dog
36:57behind what we've weighed up the the various different factors if you like with taking aussie
37:04with us there's vaccinations there's the quarantine there's the flight there's temperature that must be
37:10so hard you get a dog and then eight months later you have to move and you have to potentially
37:15give
37:15the dog actually he's clearly doing the right thing doing the right thing by staying here with aussie
37:20while you leave if that's okay cheers thank you very much take care bye bye bye always leave it
37:26oh okay oh oh oh bless him oh that's got to be heartbreaking look at all i know it's okay
37:33buddy
37:35oh don't show this where's my dad going where's my dad with mum and dad in tow animal obsessed aurora
37:44is keeping all of her options open look at her with a little dog teddy and a dog jumper she's
37:49on a
37:50mission to get a dog today isn't she have you discussed who's going to be doing all the different
37:54jobs with this dog who's going to be oh she's gorgeous we have discussed who's going to do
38:01jobs because we said you need to do some of these jobs don't you clean up after it and wipe
38:06his feet
38:07it's been in the garden what did i agree to again yeah i don't really know i i agreed to
38:13something but
38:14i don't really know you clean up after it and you wipe his feet get it on with a counter
38:20order huh
38:23oh here he comes oh come on aussie i love this part it's like the first first meet
38:29here he is oh oh look what will she think
38:38oh hello oh look at aurora's face so he's very into everything he is a social butterfly oh she's
38:46not throwing it on top of him is she no no don't run away from him he's fine has he
38:51just got a wet
38:52mouth i think aurora's a bit cautious isn't she yeah yeah i know well this isn't going as i thought
39:01it
39:02would calm down the mum's panicking now because she's thinking have we made the right decision here yeah
39:08this is going to be a mcdonald's on the way home yeah crying trying to smooth things can't we
39:15go and get my toy go on aurora good girl can you see in there this toy he might like
39:22yes right look hey look she's playing with him mom yeah look at it is he going to bring it
39:31back though
39:33oh she's having fun now oh hey she didn't flinch though they're becoming friends now she's bonding
39:42with him she's bonding with him okay come on oh i think he wants me oh i'm sitting down yes
39:53that's what i
39:54want to hear well done i see well done oh stop it there we go stop it now it's all
40:09perfect
40:09hmm he's making friends with me that's sweet isn't it he's making friends
40:18that is really honestly in a world full of shit how lovely is that really nice oh my god that
40:25is
40:25just adorable yes that was really lovely you're crying are you yeah slightly no so no i'm booking
40:34us in no to go to the dog house no we're not no no no not yet we would think
40:41about it but i know if
40:42you go there you'll just come back with a dog i can give an old boy another chance in life
40:47like you
40:47so thanks darling in leeds have you recovered from supper weekend because we lost our voices i was
40:56going to say up until yesterday i was a bit croaky mate i definitely clocked up about 85 000 steps
41:01that weekend i know best friends danielle and daniella they say ravers burn more calories than gym
41:08goers oh absolutely they would tell you in my raving days at my like pinnacle of my raving days
41:14i was svelte same i was same body same and then you're adding the heels my toes like that
41:23but my body body with them ginger toes but body
41:30oh man take me back on sunday night contestants were playing cat and mouse in a new high stakes
41:37game show on channel four i've seen this advertised looks all right there she looks basically one bunch
41:42of people chasing a lot of people adult hide and seek sounds cracking we're resorting to child's
41:47games now yeah because we're running out of game show ideas next it's going to be hopscotch or something
41:52like that bloody red rover won't it ten players will fight to win up to 100 000 pounds you don't
42:02even
42:02need to pay me to do this can i just say you do it for free well i'll do it
42:06for free just for fun
42:07hit it against each other as prey i'm feeling so nervous right now versus predator do you know i'd be
42:14good at this sue from running club yes you would oh i hate being chased i have nightmares about that
42:20you
42:20know oh do you oh terrible and they never catch me god knows how well i must be fast in
42:26my dreams
42:30you love the hunger games and all that sort of stuff too the thrill of the chase yeah what's the
42:36chase is over who cares yeah you chased me for so long and then you know got me it was
42:43the easiest
42:44hunter i've ever had predators your task is simple hunt the prey surely you want to be the predator
42:52what group would you want to be in the prey or predators i need to see the benefits above yeah
42:57yeah yeah if one of you catches a prey you will swap roles in the game oh so the prey
43:03doesn't die
43:04the prey just becomes a predator each night one predator will be voted out of the contest oh so
43:11you're safe for being prey you'd think that being a predator would be a good thing but in this game
43:15it's
43:16not you don't want to be a predator you want to be prey at the end of this hunt if
43:20any five of us
43:21are still predators the rest of us who have become prey they're back they're plotting mary trying to
43:27scheme already you know trying to form alliances prey are the only ones that get a say in the cull
43:33so nathan has proposed a pact what's the pact right we've got a pact already they've only just met each
43:39other as long as we convert the majority of us into prey we're all safe yeah nathan's basically put
43:44his hat in the ring here and said look us lot we're going to stick together as predators so these
43:49five are on the back foot aren't they by the end of today they need to be prey three two
43:55one
43:59go get out of there it's basically a big game of tig
44:03in the woods for adults for money for sake after predator rye caught shelley he was then on the
44:12runner's prey who's that oh he's spotted someone oh there's another one there's another one there's
44:20another one no way out of all the people i had to see this damn forest it had to be
44:26you it's
44:26fucking roy this is going to test the alliance now because he's the first one to switch over
44:33he's the first one caught again see this pond yeah there's another i really want to catch you
44:38what did he just say i really want to catch him it was his idea nathan's the guy that suggested
44:44the
44:44pact yeah no nathan it's funny nathan didn't even hold back he just went sharp for a minute i really
44:51want to catch her we can't start turning each other in the first hunt all right i'm not going to
44:55capture
44:56you because i like the game plan tempting though wouldn't it oh i'd have done it i know you would
45:00you just suck that pack off the minute it was made players the glade is now reopened
45:06the hunt will conclude in 10 minutes oh 10 minutes late back to the glee yeah where you're all starving
45:13yeah oh come on ready to pounce it's nathan again no nathan's coming out nathan's coming for roy
45:24oh right oh my god he is too nathan you're sorry i'm sorry i've got to do it oh no
45:34oh i cannot
45:36believe the cheeky nathan no oh they got him but it was mel who got him so not only has
45:47nathan shown
45:48his true colors he's also still a predator that's chef's kiss this has proper made me what a game of
45:54hide and seek all right i lied first deal is it's got to be within the house and the garden
46:02give me 30 seconds yeah yeah so sean sound
46:1415 seconds now no you start when i go
46:20see what's on the other side now julie
46:27no hiding your baking skills here molly may and babatunde alesh are in the bake-off tent you can
46:33stream or watch sunday at 7 40. and the goggle boxers have just been watching it the hunt prey
46:39versus predator you can stream or watch it's brand new tomorrow at nine but next charlotte church joins
46:45the lads for the last leg
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