00:00Are you and you left her on with your fat ass yeah, can I finally roast his yam?
00:06Am I is this my chance?
00:08You know, that's a yam with the yam bigger than mine. I am big ass knows she dead
00:14This is what happened after he laced her that for no one can ever know
00:24That baby ain't even get a chance to form a fingernail and it died that baby ain't get a chance
00:30to form a little toe
00:32R.I.P. but that baby ain't no damn way in hell that motherfucker make it all nine months ain't
00:38no way in hell
00:39Dr. Stonewell mm-hmm
00:42If a woman who is sex with multiple partners, do you think she's a slut?
00:50Again Priscilla
00:52My opinion of you is relevant
00:54How about for our next session we focus more on you?
00:57Man, I hate liars. Yeah, they do ain't nothing wrong with being one though. I remember what you told me
01:03What's that when I was younger you what?
01:07You remember
01:10I'm the woman of the house
01:13So what that mean? I didn't realize it then how much you love me
01:18Right, right. Yeah. Yeah
01:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:20And how much I love you
01:22Oh
01:24Uhhh
01:25Are you saying this against your will?
01:27Let me show you
01:27You've always been so good to me
01:32I want to return the favor
01:37This is why she be doing all that damn throwing up
01:39This is why she be doing all that damn throwing up ain't it
01:42Ew
01:42What the hell's going on here?
01:44That's how you return the favor to your father?
01:47That's your dad who ended your mother's life
01:50Anybody touches you makes you feel weak
01:53You flip their throat
01:55You hear me?
01:56You f**k their throats
01:58You c**k them
01:59You f**k them all
02:00Ah
02:03Ah
02:03Ah
02:04Ah
02:05Ah
02:05Ah
02:05Ah
02:07Oh
02:07Oh my god
02:10W
02:11We smoking our hands pat
02:18It's f**king dead
02:19Man, if you don't go tell the cops what you did so you can get out of jail
02:23You ain't doing no jail time and you probably in his will
02:28I would have been did this
02:30But she gypsy rose
02:31Wait, is this the gypsy rose life story?
02:35My mother didn't leave me
02:38This is the first person to end their dad's life and I'm like proud of them like thank you
02:44Like I wish I could have helped you do it like
02:46What the mom?
02:48Him who?
02:49Him
02:50The boogeyman
02:51The
02:53Bro
02:54Bro
02:55Bro
02:55Bro
02:56Bro
02:57To be
02:58Bro to be
03:00Bro to be
03:00I can't do this
03:01Yo acting is going to make me lose my mind
03:05How bad it is
03:06To be
03:07I think I'm gonna have an aneurysm if I have to keep seeing it if it keeps getting worse
03:12Where do you find these actors?
03:14Who the hell is the new boogeyman?
03:17It's another boogeyman?
03:19All y'all getting touched?
03:20Who this evil guy?
03:21What this just a friend group?
03:23Like they all just get down like this
03:24Them boys ain't friends
03:26Fortnite squad
03:32Bro
03:32Bro swinging on her like she about to drop him loot
03:36Who the evil guy?
03:38This must be his son
03:40Bro the way he bludgeoned her you would have thought she would have dropped the scar
03:43How's it going man?
03:44We got a 911 call for a disturbance?
03:46Yes, yes
03:46I'm fine
03:47I'm fine
03:48I feel so silly
03:50I heard a noise and I thought somebody was trying to break in
03:54But when I went to check it out it was raccoons on the porch
03:57Why would you lie?
03:58That's okay
03:58That's expected
04:00And how's that?
04:01Well, we got a lot of calls for that around this time
04:03It's maiden season
04:04So, you know, we heard birds, snakes, raccoons
04:08Yeah, definitely in the middle of nowhere you expect your hair to lock
04:11You know, a little noise
04:13Okay, okay
04:14But, uh
04:16You ever have any problems?
04:18Here's my car
04:18Give me a call
04:20Thank you, I will
04:22Alright, um
04:23Good night, alright?
04:25This is what happens when you become a freaky
04:27A freaky fuck
04:29You just a little animal gang
04:31Her ass got a dead body in her house
04:33But instead you over here
04:35You worried about your meat
04:36You thinking what your meat?
04:38You trying to catch a body
04:39She just caught a body and it's sitting in her house
04:42And you need to do something about it
04:43But you trying to catch a body
04:45You over here licking your lips and sh-
04:46Yeah!
04:47Save the day!
04:49Weak ass cops!
04:51Y'all spit game to hers
04:52Y'all don't-
04:54Y'all put knees on niggas
04:55Y'all just L's bruh
04:57Wait, what?
04:59Granger knows that if you're a maintenance supervisor
05:02At a manufacturing facility
05:04And your machinery isn't working
05:10Who's this?
05:12Bro hairline in that
05:13Oof
05:14God
05:14Oof
05:15Bro hairline
05:16Oof
05:16That hairline
05:18James Harden
05:19Oh you helped her do it
05:21Oh nah
05:21I rock with you
05:22Unc
05:22But y'all could've just told the cops
05:24Bro y'all was gonna be free bruh
05:28Any last words?
05:30Last words?
05:32Wait
05:33Oh!
05:35Oh!
05:36Oh!
05:36Oh my god!
05:38It gets worse!
05:39What did they do to you gang?
05:41Ayy that's a nice ad car
05:44Looks like we got company
05:46Bro this is recorded off of Android
05:48What's going here?
05:49Bro why does it look like I'm on FaceTime?
05:51Bro this is the worst quality movie I've ever seen
05:53Oh the budget was 10 cents for real
05:5610 eyes
05:57Nah
05:5710 cent budget
05:5810 eyes
05:59Miss Beekerman?
06:02What's Ronnie?
06:03Ronnie?
06:04It's Lance
06:05Uh
06:06Can I ask you a personal question?
06:09Yeah
06:11But me first
06:12Okay
06:15Are you flirting with me?
06:18Look guilty as charged
06:20I'm not overstepping my boundaries am I?
06:22No
06:22Not at all
06:24Am I?
06:26No
06:26Is this how old people rise?
06:29This didn't
06:29I'm not overstepping my boundaries am I?
06:32Gentlemen rise?
06:33The hell is this?
06:33Y'all couldn't afford to tell the dogs in the back to shut the hell up?
06:37I'm just listening
06:38With them damn dogs hollering about man feed them hungry ass dogs
06:42Detective of what?
06:44Homicide
06:45Homicide
06:46The plot
06:47What?
06:48I didn't know our little town needed a homicide division
06:49What?
06:51Are he gonna detect the own case?
06:52For the past 20 years there have been a lot of missing persons reports
06:55And not to mention the one about your mother
06:57That's why I'm here to check up on you
06:59Wow
07:00I guess you've really done your homework
07:01Well I am a detective now
07:04But speaking about that
07:05Is your father around?
07:07No
07:07No
07:08He's dead
07:09He went fishing
07:10He said he needed a little time away
07:13This the plot twist
07:14She using the same excuse that her parents used when her dad used when they ended her mama
07:18Nah she just don't like you
07:20He'll just be
07:21She's just away right now
07:22Ain't that what your dad said about your moms before he ended them?
07:25She gonna know how to get away with this clean
07:27She watched somebody get away with it for 20 years
07:29What do you say as a detective when you a homicide detective
07:33And the girl you're trying to get with just caught a body?
07:36I mean do you really like her if you snitch on her?
07:39Like do you really like her if you don't go to jail for not reporting the homicide?
07:43You don't like her if you don't risk your job gang
07:45I was wondering if you want to go on a date tomorrow night
07:47Woo
07:47Can I get a rain check?
07:49Yes but fly here
07:51Thank you
07:52No problem
07:53I've been feeling a little under the weather
07:54Next Friday?
07:56Woo hoo hoo
07:58Take the first sign
08:00Yeah next Friday sounds good
08:01Oh
08:02Oh
08:04That was the
08:05Here bruh
08:06Damn bruh
08:07Maybe next Friday bruh
08:09Damn
08:10Fine
08:10Maybe next Friday
08:12Take a hit
08:13No means no dude
08:15Yo bro you got curved gang
08:17She said I'm feeling a little bit under the weather
08:19And that son seemed to be hitting her pretty right
08:21She ain't sick enough to goddamn put that tight ass skirt on
08:24She don't want you
08:26It's just what it is
08:27I just wanted a way to celebrate my detective
08:32That won't be necessary
08:33Okay good
08:34You asked her on a date and the next sentence you talking about handcuffs?
08:39You're the twin
08:40Chill your little freak guy down
08:43Chill your little freak guy down
08:44Twin freaky chill bruh
08:46You need those chill
08:49What's up with them?
08:51He trippin'
08:52Bro is this even a real background at this point bruh?
08:57Is this even really Cali bruh?
08:59Y'all in Cali but not Hollywood I feel it
09:02This ain't the Hollywood film from Cali
09:04Y'all is he good?
09:06Who's this?
09:09Ronnie?
09:10What?
09:11Hey
09:12Ronnie
09:13Do I know you?
09:15It's me
09:17Steven?
09:18Yeah
09:19Steven Pimples
09:20How are you?
09:20You remember the song from high school?
09:22How are you?
09:23With a zit like a tit?
09:24Wow
09:25Steven Pimples
09:27That definitely must have been a phase
09:29So what's happening here?
09:31Um
09:33I'm not sure
09:34I can't even
