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00:00I am so hyped so pumped. Let's get it senior year
00:04Which I'll do senior year some y'all not been seniors yet. I enjoyed my senior year. It was fun
00:10Senior year have some crazy senior year stories. Oh
00:15Okay, okay, oh
00:20Wow, oh wow
00:21Wow
00:27Scam likely don't answer that. Yeah, this man really has boobs like
00:32He really has the boobage
00:36Answer bitch
00:51I can't win this man. I can't win this man. He really has boobs
00:58He like the fundy the character design the costume department. He did not get it not
01:07Corners on the budget
01:09It's sort of like my nighttime ritual
01:18For you my parents are out of town, sir. Why don't you come on over and show me a good
01:22time?
01:33Joking that girthy meat stick I bet you aren't you
01:42I'm distracting in like a funny way cuz he just has these big ol
01:48sensor directors cut
01:50Photo over them so I can't help but to just look at them and they actually have bounce to them
01:56right bro
01:57Most people just put a wig on him, but not he decided to stuff a bra and really wear it
02:03Oh
02:33and why don't you come and stab me with it maybe i will
02:39yo what's wrong ah nothing well before i started playing with my i was watching
02:45this slasher movie but you know everything they make nowadays is just too gory for me
02:49right brittany where'd you get that burger from
02:58damn you're that pasta
03:03michael myers you know freddy's a little too weird for me i agree all that toxic masculinity
03:08well other faces how about the little guy um and chucky i don't know every time i watch
03:13child's play i just start laughing what about ghost face those faces was pretty classic away
03:19from behind the mask oh my it doesn't even scare me that'd be outside oh run brittany run that's the
03:28weapon you grab that's the weapon you're gonna use to to defend yourself what the hell you're gonna
03:46use to to defend yourself a big old fist that's what you want what do you use with that
03:54this is you masturbating with it you want to not those insides you don't get the
03:59your way out oh he's in oh shit yo brittany can fight low key damn like that was some quick
04:11reflexes hit that man with that wobbly fist maybe you did grab the right weapon
04:18run brittany run oh hell yeah brittany you're gonna survive grab a butt plug
04:26okay oh you're gonna use the beads okay how are you gonna use them okay just
04:32i wouldn't want to fight no more because i know where those go yo golly oh the boobs my guy
04:40i can't
04:41get over that god damn yo this this mask is pretty scary i don't think i've seen that mask before
04:49whoa whoa whoa whoa come on brittany come on brittany survive
04:56oh oh i think it's r.i.p brittany
05:08wow what an intro do you just normally sleep with your eyes open
05:15yo this looks like a miserable situation y'all ever have to sleep on a bed like this look i
05:22know
05:22everybody's situation is different you may you may not have a choice in it but i don't know that y
05:27'all
05:27ain't no way i'm gonna be sleeping on a bed like this this looks like jail
05:36all right time to go to school okay he kind of fresh he kind of fresh with it that's that
05:40hipster
05:40look you know that's not that's like that you know like i don't really need a dress too much
05:49why is he always teaching like this there has to be better ways to teach
05:55you're late yeah i'm sorry mr beaters my alarm didn't go off the first day of school quick i know
05:59i'll make sure to be here on time tomorrow class what do we say about being tardy tardy puts the
06:04tard in
06:08oh jimmy queen galway wait come on i i need to see if if if a scene from joyride can't
06:16make me
06:21what the am i doing no i thought he graduated he was out back what oh
06:29oh he's a super senior a super senior i'd come in here and kill every single one of you we
06:35know
06:35you do the same thing hey jeffrey you shut the up okay that's tyler you're not me i'm better than
06:40you that's jeffrey yeah is that jeffrey dalmer you want me to pull it out right now don't pull it
06:46answer the question correctly on the board bobby yeah britney's not there
07:08melissa you guys are like best friends you hear anything from yes or is
07:11last night or is betsy i thought her name was britney i'm tripping off yeah britney's not there
07:18what what did he have melissa you guys like best friends you hear anything from yes or is
07:24bet all right guys if betsy has 110 bodies and in the next week she has 17 bodies yeah britney's
07:34not
08:02betsy i thought her name was britney i'm tripping
08:18okay i'm not even gonna do it again bro you already know but it's very really like these boobs man
08:29i'm not betsy welcome today's guest speaker mr yay
08:34what the hell
08:41not betsy welcome today's guest speaker mr yay
08:53is
08:53is the mom gonna look like her yeah such a kind soul
09:03of course listen was my daughter a filthy slut we we know why you married her yeah she was we
09:10know why you married your wife let's go down football team yeah you're talking about your daughter
09:14this way like mother like daughter that's how i met her father he saw these he had to put a
09:18ring on it
09:28they sound big all right
09:30what i'm telling you about these damn news reports this is some serious
09:33shit let the police handle their business we'll get back to you with the store and get the hell out
09:37of
09:37here hey there gina hi put your ass out of here what
09:47i'm so sorry about that sorry about betsy news reporter breaking news on a story they don't even
09:53know not to mention both of you are a grieving family so so who do y'all think killed betsy
09:59because
10:00this is supposed to be like a murder mystery i'm assuming so we have to start guessing who killed betsy
10:05who was the person behind the mask who possibly showed up at betsy's crib and stabbed her to death
10:10who could it be you deserve privacy at a time like this this
10:18those boobs are distracting yep that's the mask most likely multiple masks just like a
10:24prop and we think the killer just wants us to know what he or she looks like that's a pretty
10:28creepy
10:28mask the internet is going with a white face killer now we checked for a prince hair saliva
10:36cum loads of cum
10:39nasty
10:40the news is we got a suspect in custody who's who's the suspect oh
10:46i want to talk to everyone at scum town high who knows betsy robbins everyone knows betsy she's the
10:52most popular girl in school you know what she the whole football thing yo this is your daughter
11:00you're talking about dad like it's like you're almost proud that she messed with everyone on the
11:05football team low-key this is gonna be harder than i thought yeah you guys you have to interview a
11:10lot
11:10of people dad like whoa it's like you're almost proud that she messed with everyone on the football
11:16team low-key this is gonna be harder than i thought yeah you guys you're gonna have to interview a
11:21lot of
11:21people whoa whoa is that piss oh shit oh my god oh holy shit dog
11:42wait what's the point of uncensored cut
11:45what
11:48that's right
11:53jimmy what the hell are you doing
11:55ow jimmy what did i say about using the sink
11:58use a f***ing toilet man
12:01jimmy i don't like you jimmy
12:04that's nasty jimmy all right okay
12:08all the school lunches bro it's so crazy to think like school lunches really gave us
12:12pizza and chocolate milk at 11 a.m in the morning like that's around the time we had lunch right
12:18around 11 a.m noon we're eating pizza and chocolate milk and people wonder why we have bubble guts like
12:27come on man look at what you're feeding us
12:31don't give me a shower looks like your girlfriend is kind of miserable bro
12:34she's gone or maybe that's not your girlfriend just some random girl
12:39do you have anything to say about any of this
12:42do i should i not really no not really what is that supposed to mean i bet you smashed her
12:48what the f*** is that none of this is surprising i mean come on this is betsy robbins he smashed
12:54her
12:54he smashed her and so she's cheated on 90 of scumtown oh you're gonna make this a slut shaming thing
13:00well if i'm the sheriff that's what i'm looking at there is a laundry list of people with motives
13:05aren't you on that list i was with betsy for like two weeks and then she sucked off matt darwin
13:11but
13:11darn matt darwin what about quinn if being held back turns you into a masked murderer then sure but
13:20why not just drop out and say school or me okay oh okay so quinn is the person we saw
13:27in the beginning
13:27so like after the person with the mask killed betsy we went to uh quinn waking up in bed i
13:35was wondering
13:36why it just went from a murder to uh quinn waking up in bed so quinn may possibly be a
13:43suspect but i
13:44feel like that's a little too obvious you know you know sad and depressed he is so you think you
13:48can fix
13:48him exactly tell me how it goes okay how about tyler if the killer had an ar-15 instead of
13:55a
13:58jimmy bobby melissa we're talking about scum town high everyone here is a scum okay it could be
14:04anyone oh my god what nothing nothing melissa i don't want to talk about it here what are you
14:10doing after school i got football practice okay that works i have cheer practice we'll talk later
14:14why are you so secretive whoa she has a suspect she was she's awesome maybe
14:35is this creepy ass janitor guy oh yeah he's probably a normal guy jimmy okay okay this is the killer
14:45this is the killer oh my god why was he going to the janitor janitor didn't do nothing the janitor
14:56was
14:56just trying to catch a little smoke break
15:01your average high school classroom
15:03kill the man he just killed the janitor all right how does this kiss to her yeah which one of
15:09you
15:09is the killer right let's ask the important question killed betsy honestly yeah all right fine
15:17now do you want to speak up let me just let me give you a little reminder
15:24all right now you want to speak up let me just let me give you a little reminder
15:27on what the school board issued us
15:29oh
15:30Oh
16:00Hold to
16:06Keep it on me to my guy we can up it on each other all day
16:24Keep it on me to my guy
16:27We can up it on each other
16:30How do you want this to play out my guy?
16:46Is everyone okay? Hey, Mr. Peters can I go to the restroom for you, okay?
16:50My god, I was so tell on you
17:00The gun stuff between us
17:01I'm reporting you
17:02Thank you
17:05Now as I'm sure all you know is a killer on the loose
17:08Oh, they're here to investigate
17:09Yeah, basically all of Scumtown high-nosed Betsy Robbins
17:13So we're gonna have to take each and every one of you
17:16What the fuck
17:18You don't notice that man Quinn low-key just left Quinn left
17:22So he is starting to look mighty suspicious
17:25How you gonna leave right before the officers show up man?
17:28It's almost as if we were avoiding them
17:30Exactly
17:30He just went to the restroom
17:31When class is in session
17:33You guys are on lockdown till further notice you didn't know that
17:35No one informed me
17:36We don't want anyone wandering out there without
17:38Okay
17:38What's his name?
17:39Quinn
17:40Uh-huh
17:40All the way down the hall to your left
17:42Uh-huh
17:43Oh no
17:44Is he gonna get blamed for it?
17:46Oh
17:47But we don't know that he didn't do it
17:48We don't know that he didn't do it
17:49He didn't do it
18:08You held back
18:08Haha
18:10Yeah, I was actually thinking of dropping out
18:12Oh yeah?
18:13High school dropped out?
18:14Sheesh
18:14Because I think school's a fucking joke
18:17Oh
18:18Alright, like yeah, school can be a joke
18:21School
18:22If you can't graduate high school, my guy
18:26Then I just say you're lazy
18:28Just say you're lazy and you're unmotivated
18:30High school is one of the easiest things to pass
18:32You don't have to graduate high school
18:33Just get your GED, my guy
18:35Nobody's saying college
18:36Yep
18:36You just graduated high school
18:37Please don't be a high school dropout
18:39I think my classmates are a joke
18:41I think Mr. Peter's is a joke
18:42Principal Myers is a joke
18:43He sounds like your typical serial killer
18:46Uh-huh
18:47Do it all over again
18:48I would've dropped out as a freshman
18:49Got the four years of my fucking life back
18:51But you know what?
18:52Oh shit
18:52We can't go back
18:53Yeah, he sounds like the criminal
18:56Cause if you wake up
18:59Stare at that man in the mirror
19:00You have to look forward to something new
19:03AHHHHH
19:03He was giving me pics
19:04What?
19:05Oh you dirty old man
19:07Come clean up this mess
19:08I'm sucking wet
19:09I'm sucking wet
19:10Bring a bucket and a moth
19:11A bucket and a mop
19:12I am
19:12Oh you dirty granny
19:15AHHHHH
19:16AHHHHH
19:17AHHHHH
19:17Something that you wanna
19:18Change
19:19Oh you're salivating
19:20I guess without that
19:23You're just empty
19:24You'll always feel
19:27Empty
19:28Oh don't kill me
19:29Oh
19:29Maybe Quinn really is the killer
19:31Oh snap
19:33Maybe Quinn really is the killer
19:37I always do
19:40Yeah
19:41You brought the man to tears
19:42Wow
19:43Okay
19:44Okay
19:44Okay
19:45Quinn
19:45You have a way with your words
19:47Free to go
19:49You don't wanna question him some more
19:50Come on guys
19:51Alright
19:51Y'all are not doing your jobs
19:53You just let a possible killer go free
19:56Damn
19:57Need a ride
19:59I don't think I wanna get in the car with you
20:00You don't know how to drive
20:01Hey
20:02Those look like some
20:04Pussy push ups
20:05Picture this
20:06I'm in your house
20:07Raping your mother
20:08You gotta push me out
20:09Or what you gonna hit me with some
20:10Pussy push ups
20:11I'm balls deep in your mother
20:13You gonna hit me with some
20:14Pussy push ups
20:15You gotta do better than that
20:16What
20:16AHHHHH
20:18AHHHHH
20:19AHHHHH
20:19AHHHHH
20:20AHHHHH
20:23AHHHHH
20:23Yo this is some crazy motivation
20:26If you don't hit those
20:27We gotta do better than that
20:29AHHHHH
20:32BABY HELP ME
20:34HELP ME
20:35I-
20:36YO this is some crazy motivation
20:39If you don't hit those push ups
20:41YOUR MOTHER is depending on you
20:44Get a VOITHberg
20:45Alright
20:50Yo what kinda coach you esa da man
20:51Oh my coach it's Brock
20:53Just checking to see if we still had football practice
20:55Yeah don't know man this lockdown s screwing everything
20:58cause of this damn LikeFace guy
21:00That's what they're calling a pan white face. Hey, man could be a fucking Sasquatch. I don't know
21:05Hey, which class you stuck in math class mr. Peters. Hey, you watch out for that Paul and Peters, all
21:10right
21:12Yeah, oh
21:13teacher
21:15Certain illegal
21:17Why do you still have your guys
21:25Right now
21:25No, it's bullshit. Let me just keep him that gun on him
21:29Because you're not did you map out the entire school all the exits entrances cameras? I'm Tyler
21:36I'm in a fest. Oh, yeah, I'm in a fest. Oh, yeah, prove it. Oh
21:41No, let's not have a
21:46Who is most willing most likely to dismember you to shoot you to do whatever to you
21:54These are two of the biggest creeps biggest
21:58I don't want to be around them biggest you better be nice to them kind of people
22:02Tyler the school shooter and
22:05Jeffrey Dahmer offshoot
22:16Launcher
22:17What the RPG before oh
22:19What you must have had on full day you could say that
22:33What about you well the school went on lockdown after they took you in
22:38Any reason why oh, so you guys don't know I am a hunch they have a hunch they know was
22:45it white face
22:46Yeah, my quick queen maybe white face
22:49found the janitor
22:52Dead in the restroom stall
22:55Winston
22:57She's been working. It's come down for 50 years now. All right. P Winston
23:01RIP Winston, man. You was just a janitor trying to do your job
23:06Winston was just a janitor trying to do his job
23:10And trying to clap cheeks on the side. He had himself a little granny piece
23:14I feel like he deserved that granny piece
23:16I feel like he deserved that granny piece
23:17Ah, poor Winston
23:19Winston didn't get to clap them wet granny teeth
23:23She said she's so wet
23:24Bring a mop and a bucket
23:26Ah, my man Winston didn't get to experience that
23:28Poor Winston
23:29Have you met Mr. Peters?
23:33Uh
23:34I would not want to be when she's doing that teacher
23:36Buddy came to pay us a visit
23:37I knew it was bad news
23:39So?
23:41When Mr. Peters fell asleep like he normally does
23:43I
23:44Snuck right out
23:46Wow
23:46Okay
23:47We can't depend on Mr. Peters for anything
23:49Alright
23:50A shitty education
23:52That's true, that's true
23:53Alright class, who can guess the last letter of hanging out?
23:56I'm for magic
23:57Good job, Jimmy
23:58I'm giving you a chocolate milk after class
24:01A CHOCOLATE MILK?!
24:02Good job, Jimmy
24:04Oh my God, Steve's blackface
24:05Ah shit, wrong school
24:06I'm blackface
24:07Okay
24:08Listen man
24:09Respect
24:10Really?
24:11No
24:12But
24:12With our arsenal
24:14I think we can take down Whiteface
24:16Yeah, no shit
24:17We gotta find out who it is
24:19You in?
24:20Well
24:20Who do y'all think it is?
24:21It has to be Quinn, right?
24:23Damn, you're right
24:23It could be
24:25Uppo
24:26Fuck
24:26What if you're the killer?
24:27Nah, I'd be way cooler than Whiteface
24:28After chopping my victims up
24:30I'd eat them like a Thanksgiving turtle
24:31Of course
24:32That's a Jeffrey Dahmer thing
24:35Psychopath
24:35Right?
24:36You got out-crazyed
24:41School is cancelled
24:42Canceled?
24:43In the jail
24:44Oh, cause there's a killer
24:45I don't know man
24:46It doesn't make sense
24:48Like there's no clear motive
24:49You wanna bring the others in for questions?
24:51What's the connection between Betsy and the terror?
24:54I don't know what to think
24:55Hey, yeah, you got any ideas?
24:58You know what I want?
24:59He ain't gonna help you
25:00I want a backstory on all these guys
25:02We got one class at a time
25:03Start with the math class
25:05I wanna find out what makes each of them tick
25:07Quinn, Brock, Melissa, Bobby, Tyler, Jeffrey, Jimmy
25:12Even the teacher
25:13Okay
25:14Jeffrey, yep
25:14It's the principal
25:15I f***ing knew it
25:16She's dead
25:16Oh, f***ing knew it
25:18The principal's dead
25:20The principal's dead
25:20I couldn't see ya
25:22Bobby, I told you I'm homeschooled
25:23Nap, Nap, Nap
25:25POP
25:25This is the blind guy
25:27This is the blind guy guys
25:29Cool today?
25:30I couldn't see ya
25:31Bobby, I told you I'm homeschooled
25:32Nap, Nap
25:33Nap
25:33What?
25:34Oh, that's a turret
25:35You got turrets?
25:37That's pretty cool
25:37I'm learning