00:00I said you had a bleeding rectum and that you were worried and scared and you needed to talk
00:04to me alone and you'd be embarrassed if she heard it. Are you out of your mind? You couldn't think
00:11of a better excuse than that? You should have called me. I got thousands of them. I can't even
00:14face her now. Why not? Nobody respects a person with a bleeding rectum. You think Lincoln could
00:19have prosecuted a war if people knew he had a bleeding rectum? And by the way, when you come
00:23to the dinner party in a few days, I would not mention it. Who mentions that at a dinner party?
00:27Do I still have it or am I over it? No, I left it open. Sorry to hear that. I
00:35also, can I say,
00:36we ordered this kind of for the table and I feel like you've gone way over your appetizer allotment
00:41at this point. My allotment? Well, there's three of us. We each get a third. Who makes up that
00:46f***ing rule? It's an unwritten rule. Oh my God. There's two Larry Davids. Holy s***. Pretty good.
00:54Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
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