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Southern Hospitality - Season 4 Episode 5 -
Float Aroud And Find Out
Float Aroud And Find Out
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00:15Previously on Southern Hospitality, just when Justin thought he sparked some flames with Mia,
00:21he got burned. Did you say yes to going on a date with Justin? I said yes initially,
00:27and then I canceled it because... Did you think about me? No. Meanwhile, I know I said some horrible
00:34about you, and I'm sorry. Brad thought he finally buried the hatchet with Emmy. I'm sorry I hurt
00:38your feelings. Like, I really am. But that grave was shallow. I'm usually like, I feel like if I
00:44don't make amends with Brad and TJ, they're gonna ruin my f***ing life. That's what he said?
00:50And when Michaels decided to share Brad's frustrations with Lake... He was looking for you to be like,
00:55hey, you can't say that. Like the microaggressions? Yes. He was like, I thought she would have more
00:59sympathy. She tried to set the record straight. I am never, ever going to defend a microaggression,
01:05and that's why I wanted to come to you and apologize. I appreciate your apology. Thank you.
01:10Thank you. But Emmy started spinning out of control. What's going on with Lake?
01:15Hey, bro. About what? About a microaggression?
01:18Oh, microaggression? Are you on f***ing crack?
01:23Meanwhile, this is the first time that I've spoke to anyone about, like, my struggles.
01:28Grace realized it was time to focus on her healing. I lost a really good friend just recently that was
01:34using the same batch of ketamine that I was using. That could have been me at the end of the
01:38day,
01:38you know? This is just a chapter in my book, and I'm gonna get through it.
02:00I'm Charles. Hey, how's it going? Thanks for meeting up with me. I'm broad daylight, man.
02:05Of course. Thanks for coming out. I'm excited to talk to you about your party.
02:07So I met these guys in New York, emo night. And they throwed a badass show. So I thought,
02:14for, like, my 30th birthday, I want to do something big. We love the themed party.
02:19Yeah. This is good. Theme birthday. I'm feeling a little emo this summer. I'm turning 30.
02:23I don't want to grow up. I'm making $30 an hour, and I'm like, I'm about to turn 30.
02:27It was my idea that said, rest in peace to Joe's 20s.
02:30Oh, my God. I'm a f***ing man. I'm turning 30.
02:33And emo music. It's a movement. It's a culture. It's very angsty. It's very,
02:38I don't want to grow up. So for me turning 30, this is perfect. I'll do, like, 100 guest lists,
02:43so 100 comp ones, and then we can sell, like, probably up to 400. It's gonna be a concert,
02:47a show, a big event. I'm ready to feel like a rock star. Yeah, I'm so pumped.
02:55I hope it's big dreams. It's a good thing. It's coming right back to me.
03:02I hope it's big dreams.
03:07Father.
03:09I'm in love.
03:10How are you?
03:11Good. I just came from a scholarship event.
03:13Really? Can I have some money? Some scholarship money?
03:15I already did that, and I'm out of it.
03:17I know.
03:20Oh, you're not gonna believe the day that I had yesterday.
03:24Oh, gosh. What happened now?
03:26So I told you that Troy and I broke up, obviously, right?
03:28Yeah.
03:28So Troy calls me on Saturday and goes,
03:31Hey, Mia, just packed up all your stuff and sent in an UPS.
03:33Pappy, it's my belongs. It's my Miss World trophy.
03:35It's my YSL bag. It's my shoes, my jewelry,
03:39stuff that my friends have given me,
03:40and basically somebody stole it in the 20 minutes it was sitting outside.
03:45I starved myself for three months for that trophy,
03:48and now some crackhead is just on his moped.
03:51So what?
03:53It's material stuff. It's all material stuff.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Except the YSL bag.
03:58Yeah.
03:59That one hurts.
03:59That's a loss. Maybe you send me a new one.
04:02Pappy, if I had to pack up all of Troy's valuables
04:04and send them to him, I at least would insure the bags.
04:08Yeah.
04:08We broke up amicably. Now I feel like it's not amicable.
04:11I understand.
04:13I'm most mad that Troy never took my long-term plan seriously.
04:19My long-term plan is I want to live in Charleston.
04:21Charleston to me is home, and Troy loves Charleston.
04:23He has people here. Like, he wants to be here.
04:25So for me, it's just confusing why he didn't want to make it work.
04:30I'm sad.
04:32Babe, God don't give battles to the weak, only to his warriors.
04:38You are resilient. You're a superstar.
04:41And I'm a phoenix. I rise from the ash, okay? I really do.
04:45That was pretty good, too.
04:46Thank you. I get that from you.
04:48Yeah, I like that one.
04:49Yeah.
04:50I don't want to be a crush.
04:51I don't want to be too much.
04:52I don't want to say I just want your hands all over me.
04:55Don't want to wear makeup to impress you from the jump.
04:58I don't want to say I just want your hands all over me.
05:04Hello.
05:05Hi.
05:06How are you?
05:07I'm good. I'm just chilling at my house.
05:09I was looking for a house for us to stay at the river.
05:14If you're doing that, then I'll buy the tickets for stroobing and all of that.
05:17Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:18We're going to have a blast.
05:19Yeah.
05:20I'm never going to, like, show my PowerPoint to TJ, but it did remind me that we've been
05:26on multiple vacations, and we have fun together.
05:29I'm pumped to get out of Charleston, head into the woods, and just experience nature.
05:34I like that.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Cabin, okay, is it just, like, a three people thing?
05:37No, like, everybody.
05:39Is Amy coming?
05:40That's up to Maddie.
05:42Can I tell you that we're going tubing at Edithville?
05:45Oh, we're going to go to the river?
05:46So I think it'll be fun.
05:47It's so fun.
05:49There's no alligators in this water, right?
05:52I always say ignorance is bliss, but let's just not even put that out in the universe.
05:57So I found a house.
05:59I'm just going to go ahead and book it, being that you're not allowed to book houses on Airbnb.
06:05I know.
06:06Here I am, like, five years later, and I'm still banned.
06:11I basically threw too many house parties at Airbnbs.
06:15One time I had friends all standing on the countertop and it broke.
06:18I had, like, cigarette buds left outside, beer cans left everywhere, food left in the fridge.
06:24I had someone so drunk that they peed on the mattress and they found out when they took the sheets
06:29off.
06:30But a girl likes to have fun.
06:31Sue me.
06:32I was going to ask all the guys if they wanted to snag a pair of overalls so we're all
06:36matching for, like, after the float for dinner.
06:38That makes me think I need to, like, tell the girls to get something.
06:42Yeah, do a little hoedown.
06:44Hoedown, throwdown.
06:45Hopefully no one's getting thrown down.
06:47Like, Amy.
06:49I'm speechless.
06:51Okay, I'll see you at work.
06:52All right, sounds good.
07:06I think that's enough lemon.
07:08Are you making lemonade?
07:10You all came on the right way.
07:14I'm picking mids.
07:16Oh, okay.
07:16Hi, girl.
07:18Here you go, babe.
07:20You're welcome, queens.
07:25This is kind of heavy.
07:30We'll help here.
07:34F***ing Christ.
07:37Don't mind me.
07:39There's still a horrible taste in my mouth towards Emmy.
07:42I'm disappointed.
07:43You can't sit there and walk back your apology and say that you were only apologizing because you were worried
07:48about what I would do to you.
07:50That's f***ed up.
07:51You're not being genuine.
07:52And I can't be friends with someone that is like that.
07:58I need a stepping stool.
08:00I'm excited for this week.
08:02Have you heard, like, what's been going on?
08:04Like, the ruffling of, like, Brad, like, still being upset with me and stuff?
08:08Because of why, do you know?
08:09Apparently, he thinks that, uh, because I felt, uh, as unsafe was the right word, uh, against him.
08:19Yeah.
08:21I've already apologized to Brad, so I don't know what got him all stirred up and upset with me again.
08:26I really don't.
08:27Because when we were at Folly, we were great.
08:29Leaving Folly, we were fine.
08:30Like, now it's just the cold shoulder.
08:32Like, I, what the hell have I done?
08:35I want to go and have a conversation with him because I don't want this to be something that we
08:38bring on our little trip to Edison.
08:40So I really want to have a good time.
08:42Are you excited to go tubing tomorrow?
08:44I'm excited.
08:45But I'm not getting in that water.
08:47It's an alligator.
08:48I don't like that water.
08:49Yo, dude, relax.
08:50I was also talking to somebody in the-
08:52Brain-eating amoeba.
08:53You're not going to get-
08:54The 28-year-old from Boston goes out in the brain-eating amoeba in Charleston.
08:58No, this is what I'll say.
09:00I'll go in the water, right?
09:03And then I'll start acting crazy.
09:05Or I'll get to do the things that I want to do and say the things that I want to
09:08say.
09:08You can blame it on the brain-eating amoeba.
09:12For sure, that's it between us.
09:14You're crazy.
09:15Do you want a regular one or a mimosa?
09:17Regular? Perfect.
09:19Are we interested in getting a bottle of us tonight?
09:22Y'all doing okay?
09:24All right, we'll be right back.
09:27Like, we're working.
09:29You don't get paid to sit down.
09:31Okay.
09:32If you're going to take a halt.
09:39What?
09:41What the f***?
09:43Me and Michaels are like brother and sister.
09:45He is on my emergency contact list.
09:47And so I can 100% tell Michaels is mad at me.
09:51I'm just trying to figure out why he's a b***h in this moment.
10:06Brad, do you mind if we have a chat?
10:09Sure.
10:09Oh, um, um, you know, our conversation that we had on folly, I've just kind of been hearing
10:20rumblings that, you know, there might have been a misperceived, like, perception of the
10:25word that we might have said was unsafe.
10:29You know, everything that happened in New York, you know, every emotion I was feeling because-
10:34I just don't, I don't really want to talk about it right now.
10:37Right now?
10:38No, because we're at work.
10:39I just feel like this isn't really the, like, time or place.
10:42And I will hear you out, but just not right now.
10:46At this point, I don't even know what's real and what's fake.
10:49All the lies, all the crying and taking a shot, it's a waste.
10:53So for me, I really need to take a second, find the right words, because this is serious
10:58stuff.
10:59Like, my feelings are genuinely hurt to the core.
11:01Tomorrow, like, we can have a full conversation on it.
11:04Yeah.
11:04Just right now, I just kind of want to just work.
11:06Yeah, I just didn't, I don't want there to be anything weird.
11:08That's why I wanted to-
11:09No, I understand.
11:10We can talk about it tomorrow, but for right now, I just need to get through work.
11:14All good.
11:15That sounds like a good idea.
11:17I'll be out there in a second.
11:21That's it?
11:22That's it?
11:24I am being silenced.
11:32Are you just flattening these?
11:34Yeah, just flatten them out.
11:37How are you?
11:38Good.
11:39Good.
11:41What's up?
11:42Not much.
11:43Yeah?
11:44I just need you for one second.
11:47Come over here.
11:48What's up?
11:49You need to, like, help me protect me from me right now, because I'm getting really annoyed.
11:55Like, I'm over it.
11:56I'm just, like, really annoyed at the fact that Lake was still talking about the microaggression
12:00after I asked you not to talk about it with anybody.
12:03That's a conversation Brad wants to have with me.
12:05And out of respect for Brad, just, like, don't say anything.
12:09And Brad asked you not to talk about it with anybody.
12:11You don't have this doctor.
12:13I'm going to take care of it.
12:14This is not for everybody to know.
12:17Come to find out, Lake is running her mouth to Ella, one of our other hostess, about the
12:23whole entire situation.
12:24And then Ella went and told Emi.
12:28What did you say exactly?
12:29I literally just said, oh, it's, like, the microaggression, that it was, like, a racist thing.
12:32Next time I tell you something, please do not say it to Emi.
12:36Did I you over really bad?
12:39There are just some things you don't share with everybody, and this is one of those things.
12:45I can't be friends with somebody that I can't trust.
12:47And it's, like, I don't have the time and the energy for wishy-washy bullsh**.
12:51Not at all.
12:51Running a multimillion-dollar f**king nightclub.
12:53Like, it's exhausting.
12:54This wasn't supposed to be a game of telephone that other people are getting involved with.
12:58But it's deeper than just my issues.
13:00Lake and Michaels have their own relationship, and that's something that he's going to have
13:04to handle.
13:19Um, just two of us.
13:22I think we're going to do many pedis.
13:24Are you ready?
13:24Yes.
13:27What's up?
13:28Hi.
13:29Don't look at my toes.
13:30They're, like, grown out bad.
13:31Mine are so bad.
13:32Hi, how are you?
13:33Good, how are you?
13:34Good, thank you.
13:46I'm dead.
13:48I'm dead.
13:51Wait, are you going on another date?
13:54Supposed to on Sunday.
13:55Same guy.
13:56At the beginning of summer, I was, like, on a huge oyster kick.
14:00Oh.
14:00And now, not so much.
14:06Oh, it's a different person.
14:08What the f**k?
14:09What f**k are you on?
14:11Raya.
14:12I feel like the reason you have better luck is because of the age bracket.
14:15Because I post naked.
14:20Last year, I wanted to be a f**king house husband, and now this year I'm a slut.
14:23Like, I'm 23 years old.
14:26My frontal lobe is not fully developed.
14:28I go on a run.
14:29I'm, like, posting half naked.
14:30I'm, like, I don't care anymore.
14:31Bring the meat and meet some meat.
14:35You're fully aware that there's thirst traps.
14:37You're totally fine with that.
14:38Yeah, girl, I'm thirst trapping.
14:40I worked way too hard on this body just to not give the people what they want.
14:44Like, I wish I was, like, more naked right now.
14:46Like, I could even flex my pecs.
14:51Next question.
14:54Like, no joke, my DMs are, like, way young or way old.
14:59Or they're just, like, very direct and, like, disgusting messages.
15:02It's, like, suck my f**k or send me a whole pic.
15:06I remember being 29, and I was about to turn 30, and I was, like, by 33, I'm going to
15:11be
15:11with someone that I want to be with forever.
15:15And at 34, approaching 35, it is getting a little scary.
15:19I mean, when I'm 40, I better not still be single.
15:22It's also a huge confidence issue right now.
15:26Yeah.
15:26I'm like, what is going on?
15:27Yeah.
15:28I'm like, am I ugly?
15:29You're not ugly.
15:31Am I ugly?
15:34We made out.
15:35I wouldn't make out with you if you were ugly.
15:38The thing is, TJ's very picky.
15:41Like, very, very, very picky.
15:44I just feel like I'm in a hole here.
15:48You're in a hole?
15:49I'm in a hole.
15:52You're going to describe what your ideal man looks like.
15:55What does he look like?
15:56In the taller range of height.
16:01Dark features.
16:03Dark hair.
16:04Definitely someone that's tall, dark, and handsome.
16:06I feel like that's definitely my type.
16:09I definitely like somebody that has a great body.
16:13I do like older men from my previous history.
16:17Somebody with a full head of hair.
16:19I don't really care too much about height.
16:21Nobody really taller than me, I would say.
16:25Yeah, I think that's pretty much it.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:30There's a rope.
16:31A big one.
16:32He's dead.
16:33First in peace, big homie.
16:35This is me, you, if you don't find somebody.
16:42This is me, you, if you don't find somebody.
16:53This is it.
17:00Looks like we're the first.
17:02Come out, Michaels.
17:04Oh, it's raining.
17:05No sunshine.
17:07Yo.
17:08It's high school musical live action.
17:10Those are bottom shorts.
17:11Yo.
17:12Yo.
17:12Good morning.
17:14You want to put your in my car?
17:15Yeah, I'm putting my in your trunk.
17:17Good morning, you ready to hoe down, throw down?
17:19This is early for me.
17:20You look like a little emo hair.
17:22This is what my hair looks like with nothing in it.
17:25I kind of like Joe's hair like that.
17:26I'm not getting wet.
17:27Bro, hang.
17:29Joe, what'd you do with all my cucumbers?
17:31I put them in Maddie's socks or her other toys.
17:35Cowboy Brett.
17:38All right, everybody, let's get out of here.
17:39Y'all ready to roll?
17:43Here the we go.
17:47Joe, I don't think I've ever seen your hair look the way it does currently.
17:49I know, this is what it is.
17:51He's getting ready for emo night.
17:53Yeah.
17:53Very good.
17:54It was never a phase.
17:57Good Lord.
18:00Dollar bills, dollar bills, dollar bills, dollar bills, yeah.
18:03So what's our theme tonight?
18:05Throw down, throw down.
18:06Okay.
18:07Dollar bills, dollar bills, dollar bills, yeah.
18:09Everyone's going to get drunk, and then TJ and Michaels are going to be like, body shots,
18:13anyone?
18:13Body shots?
18:14Yes, come on.
18:15This past weekend, we were looking at timestamps.
18:17Y'all were making out for a full hour.
18:20When?
18:20Multiple times at the bar in college.
18:22It's actually crazy.
18:23The first video that we have is at 10.12.
18:27And the picture that I took when y'all were sitting at the bar was 11.07.
18:31So for a full hour, you were on and off making out.
18:34Oh my God, dude.
18:36There's definitely some tension.
18:40Um, what do we think the other car is talking about?
18:44Is it true that BBL smell bad?
18:47I've heard that.
18:48I've heard that too.
18:48I've heard they smell like ass.
18:49Yeah.
18:50I've drank my piss before for money too.
18:54That's a choice.
18:55Have you tasted your own cum?
18:57Have you, TJ?
19:01Yeah.
19:08I have the hiccups.
19:10That sucks.
19:12Yeah.
19:14Have you?
19:15No, no, I have not.
19:18What the f***?
19:20All right, guys.
19:21Well, we're all admitting it.
19:23I don't like that we're in the middle of nowhere.
19:25I, um, I think, um, I would like to pull Brad aside and have a conversation with him as
19:30soon, as soon as possible.
19:34You still have no inclination to speak to Emmy, right, Brad?
19:37I mean, I'm going to talk to her when I'm going to talk to her, but the thing is, this
19:39is, like, our last conversation.
19:42It's just done.
19:44This had nothing to do with Brad being with anything with his skin color.
19:48I didn't think he was an aggressor.
19:50So here's the thing.
19:51But the thing is, when it comes to the talk of microaggressions, I am very understanding
19:57of Brad's struggles that he has dealt with his whole life.
20:01I feel like an empath to your core.
20:03And I'm, I'm an empath, but it's like, okay, you have to think about how he felt in that
20:07moment.
20:08This is really hard for me because I really don't want to get involved in this, especially
20:12when Brad told me that he wanted to have that conversation.
20:16So I'm just trying to respect Brad's wishes.
20:19I did nothing.
20:22At the end of the day, I did nothing.
20:24I did nothing.
20:25I did absolutely nothing.
20:28Man, we were tucked away back in here.
20:31It'd be a long way for him to drive home later.
20:43We're in the damn booze.
20:45Wow.
20:46We have a ride.
20:47We have a ride.
20:48Oh, my gosh.
20:49It's so pretty.
20:53Welcome to Camp Republic.
20:55Camp Republic.
20:56Oh, my God.
20:57I like this.
20:58Wow.
20:58I might sleep out here tonight.
21:00Oh, my goodness.
21:01This is cute.
21:02This is so nice.
21:04Nemo and Peapaw, we're home.
21:05I love this kitchen.
21:07Yeah, this is the vibe.
21:08Yeah.
21:08Oh, my God.
21:09The river's right there.
21:11Alligator and snakes in area.
21:12Yo.
21:13Just house alligator proof.
21:15Alligator.
21:15Do you want to go jump in there?
21:16That's the girls' room right over there.
21:18Wait, I feel like you and Maddie should just pick the rooms, because you guys are playing
21:21the trap.
21:23I feel like a selfish bitch.
21:25Because there's a queen bed in there, so me and Joe can sleep in there.
21:28If you pick that room, it has to be three of you.
21:30Yeah, no.
21:30I'm sleeping with Maddie and Joe.
21:33Oh, there's a bedroom over there.
21:35Go, go, go.
21:36Go, go, go.
21:37TJ, you can sleep with them.
21:38No, Michael's sleeping with us.
21:39No, me and TJ are going to go in here.
21:43I'm eager to share a room with TJ, because I don't want to share a room with Lake.
21:46Is that the only reason you want to share a room with TJ?
21:49Yeah.
21:51Okay.
21:52Mm-hmm.
21:55The gays are going in that room.
21:56I'm going to fart on this bed right now.
21:58Oh.
22:00This is us.
22:01Look at this is us.
22:02I want to take a couch.
22:03There's also air mattresses.
22:05We'll do the air mattress.
22:07We will.
22:08Well, I kind of wanted to have sex tonight, but whatever.
22:11Bradley.
22:12They're making out in that room, I'm telling you right now.
22:15Stop making out!
22:16I thought it was soundproof.
22:18I thought the glass was soundproof.
22:19Close for business.
22:19We can't hear you.
22:21We have our own mini house.
22:23This is like camp.
22:26All right.
22:27Hey, Emmy.
22:29I already know.
22:30Joe already sleeps like Velcro against Maddie.
22:32I think it's kind of on me that I thought, like, this would be a romantic trip for me and
22:36Maddie.
22:36At least I thought we'd have our own bedroom.
22:38Well, we're all going to get very comfortable with each other.
22:41They're not having sex on this trip.
22:42Maddie already went through that once with Trevor.
22:50Oh, my God.
22:52Mortified.
22:53I was mortified.
22:54Oh, my God.
22:54I'm never having sex on a group trip again.
22:59I need a lint roller.
23:01Oh, you need one?
23:01For my ass.
23:02Come.
23:04Is it working?
23:05Yeah.
23:07That's good.
23:11Is this tequila?
23:13I think so.
23:13Oh, my God.
23:15I've been blowing up Michael's phone.
23:18Nothing.
23:19Who's going to swim?
23:20Michaels is in-person caspering me.
23:23That is not us.
23:25Who do you call when you need something?
23:27Who do you call when you just want to call somebody me?
23:29Let's call Link.
23:30Who is that, Link?
23:32Oh, my God, no, mommy.
23:34Oh, wait.
23:35Michaels is trying to call me.
23:36Let me decline him right quick.
23:38Tell Michaels hello.
23:39I'd rather talk to him.
23:41I'm too sweet.
23:42Hey, Diva.
23:43I'm like, I'm my hot girl summer cook.
23:46So, you know, I'm like, going on dates.
23:48We text and talk 24-7.
23:50It's weird.
23:51Pack the cooler.
23:52Pack the cooler.
23:53Throw that in there.
23:54You got it?
23:55Can you handle it?
23:56No, I can handle it.
23:57Did you go to college?
23:59We didn't have frat life in my school.
24:01As he spills.
24:05Body shots.
24:06No.
24:08Are you too early?
24:10Wait.
24:11How was your ride up here?
24:13It was good.
24:15I talked with Lake and Bella just about everything that's been going on.
24:19Oh, yeah.
24:21Somehow, I'm the bad person now.
24:24Brad was the one that put the insinuation out there.
24:27I thought he was some kind of aggressor, which was never anything I said.
24:31I thought you said something that Michaels was like,
24:33Emmy, be careful what you say.
24:34I said, Brad, you're intimidating.
24:36Like, I was scared of how he was going to retaliate.
24:41Look at how he retaliated against you.
24:43We're a blowjob rumor.
24:45I just feel like there's another conversation to be had.
24:48Yeah, no, I know you're trying to, like, be friends with everyone again.
24:51It would be nice if he could acknowledge that.
24:54But, like, I'm just telling you, don't get your expectations out.
24:56That you will.
24:59Mia looks like her pronouns are U-S-A.
25:03I can do a cartwheel.
25:05Oh, girl.
25:05A cartwheel?
25:06Yeah.
25:06Are you sure?
25:07Yeah.
25:07Are your tits going to stay in place?
25:09Oof.
25:10There you go.
25:12Oh, my God.
25:13That was great.
25:14I knew it.
25:14Great job.
25:15Wow.
25:16Oh, my God.
25:17I didn't know you had that kind of athleticism.
25:18Are you kidding me?
25:19Mia never fails to impress me.
25:21She looks great in the red bikini.
25:23That cartwheel is impeccable, even though I could probably do a better cartwheel.
25:28Wow.
25:29That was pretty good.
25:30You know what he's like?
25:31It's like when little boys, like, try to do something to impress girls, like, in the playground.
25:35And I'm like, very nice.
25:38Sis, you got something dripping down your leg.
25:40Are you soaked right now?
25:43To catch my attention, do the backflip with this tiny air.
25:47I'm joking.
25:48I'm not a gold digger.
25:50Lake looking like a doja cat over here.
25:52Literally.
25:53I need some pictures.
25:54Wait, Michaels.
25:56What?
25:56Can you do me a favor?
25:57Huh?
25:58Can you take some pictures of me?
26:00What?
26:00Can you take some pictures of me?
26:02No.
26:05It's so annoying.
26:06I need to take care of pictures.
26:08This trip is honestly just off to a shitty start.
26:11I don't want to be here.
26:23No.
26:26No.
26:29I hate you.
26:32Oh.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37Karma's a bitch.
26:39Guys, the sun is coming out.
26:41Start jumping around.
26:42We could do the trend.
26:43Which one?
26:43You give me five seconds, and then you chase after me, and you try to tackle me.
26:47Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:47I can do that.
26:48There is this game I saw on TikTok where one person is running, and the other person is trying
26:53to catch them.
26:55All right, let's go, Maddie.
26:56Come on.
26:57You got a five-second head start.
26:59You did it right for two days ago.
27:01Hey, Maddie.
27:02Stop.
27:03Oh, no, she's got some shit.
27:05People look at Maddie, and they're like, oh, yeah, like, you know, she's kind of skinny.
27:09She's an athlete.
27:10She's quick as shit.
27:12Oh, my God.
27:15Go, Maddie.
27:16I actually have been chased by cops.
27:18When I was young, and I was partying a bunch, those cops, bow, bow, bow, hit the door.
27:21You're in the woods.
27:23You're sprinting.
27:24And I never got caught.
27:28Until I did, and then I was in rehab, so.
27:32Oh, now they're making out.
27:33Come on, Julia.
27:35Let's go.
27:35I'm going to chase you.
27:36TJ, go.
27:38Go get him.
27:39Go get him.
27:39Go get him.
27:40Go get him.
27:41Why does TJ look like a bad kid running from his mom?
27:43He better get spanked.
27:44He looks like she's chasing the pool boy out of the house.
27:48If you want to see me run fast, have a pretty girl chase me.
27:56I'm going to throw up.
27:58The bus is here.
27:59All right, y'all ready to get to the river?
28:01Let's go.
28:03Let's go, y'all.
28:05We're tubing to the tube.
28:06What kind of bus is this?
28:08It's usually yellow.
28:09How's everyone feeling?
28:12I'm excited.
28:15Guys, we are going tubing, then we're having lunch on the beach and playing some games.
28:20We arrived.
28:21Oh.
28:23Lake, got to take that goddamn hoodie off.
28:25Hello, everybody.
28:26I'm going to put your wristbands on.
28:28Um, what if we're scared of brain-eating amoebas?
28:30Is that a thing?
28:31Then keep your brain-eating amoebas.
28:32The water moves.
28:33The river moves.
28:34There's nothing for them to eat, bro.
28:37Snakes and alligators.
28:38Yeah.
28:39What's the situation?
28:40So, when you go in the river, staying more in the middle.
28:42Because over on the sides, that's where the alligators and the snakes are.
28:48Other than that, y'all have a great time.
28:53Give me your favorite one.
28:54The one that goes the fastest.
28:56It smells like ass.
28:57Yeah.
28:58Ew.
28:59The water's dirty.
29:01It's like doo-doo brown.
29:04The only thing I'm really thinking about is what is in my derriere right now.
29:13Oh, that's what we're gonna hear tonight.
29:14Are you gonna get a little shit?
29:17That's a hot one.
29:19Hey!
29:21Michael!
29:22Tinkles!
29:23That's what we're gonna hear tonight.
29:24Michael!
29:25Michael!
29:26These guys toes are gonna be exactly like that.
29:29Watch your head!
29:30Ow!
29:30Ow!
29:32Ow!
29:33Ow!
29:33Ow!
29:33This is just the oldest guy that everyone has hooked up to.
29:35Oh, yes.
29:36We were talking about this last night?
29:37Spine hookups.
29:37She said 64.
29:40Ampaw!
29:40That's her body count?
29:42You can get it up.
29:43You can get it up.
29:43Now we know how you won that beauty pageant.
29:4564?
29:47I had a few rumplemints shots during my rumplemints phase.
29:50Everyone looks a little younger when you drink rumplemints.
29:53Okay?
29:54Joe, what about you?
29:55Yeah, Joe.
29:55Depends if you like, you know, actually think I got with the countess.
30:00If you want to believe that, like, we know you hooked up with the win.
30:04Joe loves a MILF.
30:05I mean, who wouldn't?
30:06My peak?
30:0755.
30:08Easy.
30:09I did not have sex with her.
30:10I promise you.
30:11If I did, I would have nothing to lie about.
30:13Girl, give it up.
30:14You slept with the lady.
30:15Please.
30:16Joe had whiskey dick.
30:18I was, like, hammered.
30:19That's the only reason why you didn't countess Luann.
30:22I couldn't get up if I wanted to.
30:23No!
30:24I think he's always been really consistent that he just made out with her.
30:27And I know that for a fact, because he was drinking that night and Joe drunk.
30:31Like, the dick doesn't work.
30:33Well, he did come to my apartment.
30:35Oh.
30:35We had a little after party.
30:37Okay.
30:37Yeah.
30:38So, yeah.
30:40You know, a lady doesn't kiss and tell.
30:42Oh, my God.
30:42It's the worst kept secret.
30:43All right.
30:45I did sleep over.
30:46So, when I woke up in the morning, she's like, you want some eggs and bacon?
30:49I'm like, yeah, of course.
30:50Like, what's up?
30:51She makes the best eggs I've ever had.
30:53What's she called?
30:53Eggs French.
30:54Eggs French.
30:55I forgot.
30:56Like, I walk around.
30:57I'm like, this is a beautiful painting.
31:00See, you're in there.
31:01I like art.
31:02I like art.
31:02She goes, my daughter painted that.
31:04I'm like, how old's your daughter?
31:05She goes, 28.
31:08At the time, I was 28.
31:12Yeah, she's awesome.
31:13You hella thirsty.
31:15Go get some water.
31:17You hella thirsty.
31:18Go get some water.
31:20Oh, my God.
31:21Like, I had to be so bad.
31:24I want some food, though, first.
31:26Same.
31:26I'm about to die.
31:27I'm hungry.
31:28This is the perfect amount of sandwich.
31:30I'm about to get another one.
31:31I never felt fatter.
31:33I was scarred.
31:36Come sit.
31:38Come sit, bitch.
31:39I'm hiding my fat in the towel.
31:42TJ was telling me about his walk with Grace yesterday.
31:45Oh, yeah.
31:45How was that?
31:46You want to walk with Grace yesterday?
31:47Yeah.
31:47I was just like, look, like, I'm not saying your feelings aren't valid, but like, clearly,
31:51like, this has gone on too long.
31:53Like, you need, like, someone to talk to.
31:55Like, you can't say like that.
31:57Like, and then she got on the y'all's friendship.
32:00Oh, God.
32:01What do you think your next steps are, like, with Grace?
32:03Like, are you going to have a conversation?
32:05No.
32:06So you're just, like, done.
32:07All I do is have conversation.
32:08Yeah.
32:09I know.
32:09And then she goes, you're a bad friend to me, and you never can.
32:11I know, but I think, I think she's just.
32:12And then I'm like, I'm sorry.
32:13And then she's like, I'm sorry.
32:14And then she does the same thing over again.
32:15I would have appreciated if Grace reached out to apologize, but she hasn't.
32:19I don't want this responsibility anymore.
32:22It's a full-time job.
32:23I want to quit.
32:24I put my two weeks in.
32:26I have empathy for Grace and what she's going through.
32:28And I can relate more than anyone in this group.
32:32But when you keep enabling that behavior, you're telling someone that it's okay to behave that way.
32:38You have to let go.
32:39You have to hit your own rock bottom sometimes.
32:41Yeah, but you think, like, maybe losing me as a friend would be a rock bottom.
32:45But I'm telling you, nothing is this girl's rock bottom.
32:48She could be alone on an island by herself, and it's not a bottom enough for her.
32:51I know it's deep down in there, but I know in her heart and her mind, she knows that, like,
32:55I need the healing.
33:13I'm so bad at this game.
33:15All right, I'm done.
33:16Joe, we need a rematch, type .
33:17I got an itch, type .
33:19The only way I can scratch it is through a volleyball game, type .
33:25Oh, my God.
33:27Oh, my God.
33:31Oh, my God.
33:32Bro, he is not that funny.
33:34Mia.
33:35Oh, my God.
33:36Y'all should go on a date.
33:38What?
33:39Type .
33:41I think Brad just wants me to move on.
33:44You need to be single.
33:45In that eight, nine years that I've known you, I've never seen you actually be single.
33:49You just went from relationship to relationship.
33:51It's facts, unfortunately.
33:53I do not remain single for very long, and I don't think Brad thinks that anything's
33:57going to happen with Justin and I.
33:58Brad just wants me to embrace a single lifestyle, have a little bit of fun, let loose a little
34:03bit.
34:04Justin's hilarious.
34:05Yeah.
34:05However.
34:06However.
34:07But, comma.
34:08His whole situation is so much.
34:11He has to talk to Jordan.
34:13And so he did.
34:14He's like, all right, what do I say?
34:15Like, two hours ago.
34:17Okay.
34:19Listen, I know that Jordan's into him, but we're not friends.
34:22I don't even have her name saved in my phone.
34:25If he's single, he's single.
34:27Yeah, we are.
34:28We haven't ironed out her last date, though.
34:30That's why.
34:31I was like, rain check?
34:32And she's like, yeah, rain check.
34:33I was like, all right, type .
34:38Oh, my God.
34:40Stop.
34:44Let's go.
34:46Should we play volleyball, guys?
34:48Yeah.
34:49Maddie, TJ, Michaels, Theodore.
34:55All right, whatever.
34:56All right, y'all ready?
34:57This is fine.
34:58It's game time!
35:03Nice!
35:10I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
35:12There you go!
35:18I am ready!
35:21Nice!
35:22Aw!
35:23Ah, she knew it.
35:25Ah!
35:26Ah, this isn't my sport.
35:28I can't get the angles right.
35:30Like, there's something about volleyball
35:31that pisses me off.
35:32I played soccer, I played field hockey.
35:34I'll play softball any day of the week.
35:36I got it!
35:37I don't got it.
35:38I don't got .
35:44That's so it.
35:45You can actually see where the ball hit.
35:47Watch, you can see the line going.
35:50Emi is such a bitch, but she's such a good ass.
35:53I was out.
35:54He used to be bigger.
35:56What the ?
35:58You got to give credit where credit's due.
36:01My thing is, I don't give a , I'm going to owe her.
36:03You have lettuce in your eye.
36:04Lettuce right here.
36:06Why are you playing?
36:08Oh, I'm tired.
36:12Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
36:15Like, I know she can feel that I've been, like, weird to her.
36:18Yeah, you do that.
36:21I know how to get under people's skin, yeah.
36:23I just, like, can't help it.
36:24I can't be fake to you if I'm not with you.
36:27I had a conversation with her about the situation with Brad.
36:30You're talking about the unsafe comment?
36:31Mm-hmm.
36:31The thing is, I had a conversation with her about it, and I told her to keep it between us.
36:36What did she do?
36:36So she turned around and went and told Ella.
36:39Ella turned around and told Emmy.
36:41Wow.
36:41When you grow up in, like, a Hispanic household, you're kind of taught that, like, your family
36:46issues stay in your house.
36:48Like, it's la prima that goes to la tÃa and says something.
36:51And then your mom calls the next day and is like, why were you being chismosa?
36:56They're literally talking about me over there and heard it.
36:58I don't know.
36:59Because I just heard it.
37:01They heard my name.
37:04You keep putting your foot in your mouth, and I can't defend that.
37:07Belita, my friend.
37:08Like, you're done.
37:09I'm just frustrated because Brad trusted me and was confiding in me whenever he brought
37:13this to me.
37:14Lake went around and was talking about this with anyone and everyone that would listen.
37:18Now, Emmy knows what's going on, and I feel like I'm looking bad when I was just trying
37:22to relay a conversation to help a situation, but in return, now I look like un chismoso.
37:30I'm about to leave.
37:35I'm in a place where I know I can't trust her and I can't have a friendship with somebody
37:39I can't trust.
37:41Sorry.
37:42I'm done.
37:43I'm done playing.
37:44We need the ball.
37:45What?
37:45Why?
38:09We won.
38:10They beat you guys?
38:12No, they didn't.
38:12I need some water.
38:14Oh.
38:15Uh.
38:15Uh.
38:16Uh.
38:18so what'd y'all talk about feelings every single one of you i don't blame you we're a lot to
38:23talk
38:24about i'm gonna sit back like a grandpa but i just don't understand what was being said
38:33at a certain point i feel like you need to be like i heard you talking about me
38:39what's the point when michaels is in that you mood you don't want to poke that bear because
38:45when that bear gets released y'all saw what happened to molly you do not come in here and
38:51just respect my staff do you understand me you won't get banned walk away what did you say over
39:00here about it it was the same conversation i had with you why can't i hear it i want to
39:04talk about
39:04it drop it you can't act like that and then say drop it because i don't want to get pissed
39:08maddie
39:09what'd she just call you nothing i don't i don't think that there's a problem i think when she was
39:14playing volleyball she heard y'all talking about her i feel bad for lake you know michaels makes
39:19it very well known when he is upset she's not dumb she picks up on it she feels the energy
39:25the only
39:25person that he hasn't been vocal about his issues with lake is lake herself i'm so annoyed right now
39:32it's late why i'm like that's your friend not right now i don't feel bad for her i don't care
39:38when you and i have conversation we get them between you and i i don't go and tell other people
39:43do you care that she won't tell her because it's pissing me off because the thing is it's not
39:47conversation for her to be having with other people because it didn't happen to her
39:58yes and it was not a big deal but it was turned into one yes now it's a big deal
40:03because she
40:03doesn't know how to shut up you had a conversation with brad then you go back and you tell ella
40:07about
40:07something that did not happen to her it's not her place i had it i had it how does justin
40:15have so
40:15much energy jesus christ i wish you played volleyball with us it's hilarious i know sorry i just
40:20just being gay volleyball is pretty gay honestly like use that to yourself
40:33no we weren't talking about you i mean i'm gonna be honest with you it was about the comment made
40:38at
40:38the folly house and you know which comment i'm talking about we can talk about it on the way here
40:43well that comment i i talked to brad about that yeah but then apparently you went and talked to
40:50other people about it and it was supposed to be a conversation between you and him
40:53is that what he's mad about that's a crazy reason to be mad at me for when brad is perfectly
41:00fine he's
41:01dealing with his issues with emmy why are you mad at me pick and choose your battles don't choose
41:05them with me somebody that's always on your team oh god oh justin edistow is the best edistow hello
41:15i don't have any reception over here
41:20but honestly i just i don't even want to be here anymore
41:26when i'm feeling deeply emotional about something i look to my mom for comfort because she understands
41:34me the most apparently michaels is mad at me for the whole like brad talk like when i told ella
41:41she told emmy and then like why don't you tell her anything you gotta learn to keep your mouth shut
41:47i know i just like i told her asking her for like advice and i was like is this white
41:53you asking a white
41:53girl for advice about how to deal with black people no do you not know pull your together
42:00this whole thing is up this whole trip is up this trip
42:07all i want to do right now is go home i didn't think
42:12i didn't think that she was gonna go off and tell
42:15when you don't talk to this white people about black people business
42:22next time on southern hospitality
42:24yes
42:28did you yes or no see each other's penis
42:33oh my god i hate not talking to you i hate when you walk by me and didn't acknowledge me
42:40like
42:40you're going out well after the business is closed why are you lying i'm not lying
42:45i think that we need space okay cool i'm going i'm leaving i can't deal with this
42:50you
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