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Raising Chelsea - Season 1 Episode 1 -
We’re Having a Baby
We’re Having a Baby
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00:06I'm going to take a photo of you before we go to our new house.
00:08OK. Yeah.
00:10Honey, yesterday we were in Buckingham Palace meeting the king.
00:14Hello.
00:15What are you two up to at the moment?
00:17Charles knew he'd love.
00:18Does that surprise you?
00:20Yeah.
00:20It does not surprise me.
00:22I'm Jamie.
00:24And I'm Sophie.
00:25And we met on a legendary reality show called Made in Chelsea.
00:30And I would love to just take you for dinner and hang out with you.
00:34The BAFTA goes to Made in Chelsea.
00:38You slept with Rosie in the morning and slept with me that evening.
00:43Did I?
00:44Glad we moved on from that.
00:46Totally fell head over heels for her.
00:49Got engaged.
00:50And now we're married.
00:53Our story seems to have captured the nation's hearts.
01:00And things have been crazy ever since.
01:04TV shows, radio shows.
01:06Show us Jamie Lang here on BBC Radio 1.
01:08Podcasts.
01:09Brands.
01:11We're building a global empire.
01:14Let's do it again!
01:18Jamie and Sophie!
01:21And there's more.
01:28We're having a baby!
01:29We're having a baby!
01:31Which is the most exciting thing in the entire world.
01:33That's mad, honey.
01:35To be honest, I have no idea what we're doing.
01:38The C-sections and vaginal birth births out your butthole.
01:42Thank you, I have more of an idea.
01:44It hit.
01:45No, we didn't.
01:46Come on.
01:47We're bringing you on our journey through everything.
01:51The great bits.
01:53And the tough bits.
01:55What the hell is Jamie doing?
01:57I think it's backfired.
01:59I reckon there's going to be a little bit more tough bits.
02:01I'm stressed.
02:02I'm tired.
02:03But you just go behind my back and do it.
02:04Like, that's so unacceptable.
02:06Nothing's on that, I promise you.
02:08Our crazy family dynamic.
02:10Would you like to eat my nipple?
02:11God, this pregnancy.
02:13You'd think the Messiah was arriving.
02:15I'm really so proud of you.
02:17Thanks, Mum.
02:17It's amazing.
02:18I can't be that painful.
02:20Imagine it being ripped apart.
02:22I'm so happy for you.
02:24It's not about mental health, is it?
02:25My God.
02:26You'll also get to meet our friends.
02:28This is the final stretch, bud.
02:30I know.
02:30If you've got, like, really lovely, like, little tits.
02:33There's a whole bunch of people helping us along the way.
02:36So everyone just, like, sits clenching their vaginas.
02:40How are you getting around now?
02:42My wife drives me.
02:43Oh.
02:48Team up, Nick, her waters are broken.
02:52Right, here we go.
02:53At the end of all of this.
02:56Come in, come in, come in.
02:57Hear that sound?
02:59Can I have a little baby?
03:04I want you to have the boys here.
03:06We feel really excited to let you guys in.
03:12Oh, my God.
03:13No, this is chaos.
03:14It's actually gone everywhere.
03:17First time he's, like, seen everything.
03:19Do you love him more than me?
03:21Yeah.
03:23Come on, girl.
03:32Let's take you back to where it all began.
03:42Honey, tonight's the night.
03:44Get your ass home.
03:44It's baby-making time.
03:51This pasta looks absolutely phenomenal.
03:53What have you put in there?
03:54Chicken.
03:57That's the hottest thing I've ever put them up.
04:00The fact is, my ovulation is today, so we're going to try tonight.
04:05Oh, my God.
04:07When Sophie and I first tried to conceive, it was a shit show.
04:13That's why you have a little pep in your step.
04:14I'm so excited.
04:16She wanted loads of sex.
04:18It's exhausting.
04:19You wanted to practice for five days, so we practiced for five days.
04:24And then telling me that it was that thing, then come the sixth day, I had a real issue
04:27with it all, because I was like, I'm exhausted, my body's overstressed, all this stuff.
04:30And then you said, this is the day we need to do it.
04:33I didn't enjoy it.
04:34I thought you got a little bit drunk and played some music and the baby happened.
04:40I've always wanted to be a mom.
04:41I've always wanted to have, like, a big family.
04:44Jamie just took a lot of persuading.
04:46I was really scared about having kids.
04:49The thought of it made me so anxious.
04:50I kind of liked my life, and I kind of liked waking up and going to the gym and going
04:55travelling.
04:56No ways was I ready.
04:57You know also that putting your legs in the air doesn't do anything.
05:00Yeah, it does.
05:01It does nothing.
05:01Yes, it does.
05:02Sophie, it does nothing.
05:03It absolutely does.
05:05But I do need you to de-stress, because nothing's good when you're stressed.
05:08Yeah, but you cannot mention to me, I love you, but you cannot mention me seven times a day.
05:13I do, because it's getting late.
05:15It's getting late, and, like, I don't need, I need, I want to get it over and done with, if
05:19I'm totally on it.
05:21Do you want some?
05:23Yeah, load me up.
05:25All right, girl.
05:25Oh, come on, we.
05:28Question, is it true that if you put your legs in the air...
05:30No, no, no, no, no, that's not...
05:32George?
05:33Yeah?
05:33When you conceived, did you put your legs in the air?
05:38Yeah.
05:40I did a lot of headstands against the headboard.
05:44I don't know what happened.
05:46Something in the water, or something that I ate?
05:48He just one day said, I do want children.
05:53She didn't really pressure me into it.
05:55She was quite opinionated on the situation.
05:59That wasn't pressure, I don't think.
06:03Fact is, the last day of my ovulation is today, so...
06:07And you should carry yourself lucky.
06:33What the hell is she doing?
06:36What?
06:37What?
06:39What?
06:40I don't know what's that.
06:41I don't know what's that.
06:42Wait.
06:44Hang on.
06:47Hang on.
06:48Hang on, I don't know if you're pranking me or not.
06:52I don't know if you're pranking me or not.
06:54Are you joking?
06:57Are you joking?
07:00Are you joking?
07:02Is that it?
07:03Yeah!
07:03Are you? Oh my god, what are you serious?
07:16God
07:19Yeah, I was in total shock
07:21But was it good job? Hey pop off like yeah, half-half. I was not ready for that
07:34I don't know why you were so shocked because we were actively trying. I thought it was gonna take like
07:38a long time
07:41No bang straight in there, I think he felt a bit anxious. That was a lot of like tummy rubbing
07:48It's like picture of like anxiety fear worry stress relief happiness joy love everything combined into one
08:00And then we told our family and friends
08:04Oh my god
08:13It's amazing moment it's the best
08:24Over the next seven months we've got a lot to do we've not had an antenatal class
08:29We haven't spoken about our bath plan
08:31We don't have handle a single thing we've done the nursery. We've not done anything. So we've got a plan
08:38at all
08:39I
08:39Just want to feel very in control and prepared and I would feel more in control and prepared if Jamie
08:45also knew what I knew
08:52So we have to go to a lot of medical appointments scans and check-ups and all those things. I
08:56don't really know how many and
09:01That's kind of all I know I don't know what the fuck's going on
09:08This is where some of the rules have their babies. Oh, really?
09:14Today I would basically just take your details both of them go through your medical history
09:18Lots of info this like the first. This is like you're onboarding to the Lindo wings. Oh
09:28I
09:29Have either of you had an overnight stay in hospital recently no, and you're both happy about the pregnancy
09:39At the moment would you say that you're feeling like down depressed extra anxious a little bit anxious but not
09:45actually
09:47I
09:48And Jamie
09:49No
09:51Are you sure?
09:53No, I'm okay. I'm fine. If I was having a panic attack, I would say yes. We can leave it
09:58blank, but if it changes just let us know
10:01I think until I got the bomb he probably was in denial. He was like no, this isn't happening. I
10:07think of it like a Tamagotchi
10:09Like you know when you had those Tamagotchis back in the day the Tamagotchi you were just like
10:13learning how to keep it alive
10:14That's what I'm thinking
10:16Are you doing your pelvic floor exercises?
10:18That would be something I would recommend is definitely good. Um
10:22Basically down below you are basically just clenching and squeezing. Yeah. Yeah. As in like just a little clench
10:29Yeah
10:32So everyone just like sits clenching their vagina
10:37Well, I usually say it's good to do one or two a day
10:42Are you doing it now?
10:43Yeah, I mean you can do it any time of the day. Wicked. Does it meant to tighten your vagina?
10:47Yes
10:49Never done it. Sorry. I didn't realize that women did that every when you're just sat having oh, let's go
10:55for lunch
10:55And every woman's just clenching their vagina doing strength things. So do it do it now
10:59I am trying but at this point there's no there's no muscle like I can tell my brain to do
11:05it
11:05Just try and do it doesn't work at this stage
11:08It's gonna fly up
11:11Shall we go down and do your weight?
11:14I'll wait here
11:17The part when she was asking about anxiety
11:19She was like anyone suffering with anything mental health anxiety? I was like nope
11:24I'll see fine
11:26God
11:26No one talks about this stuff
11:28And then being British you'd go oh no I'm absolutely fine
11:32And underneath it all you're just a quivering wreck
11:35But you don't say that
11:38You don't say anything I'm absolutely fine
11:45I'm gonna sit here I'm just gonna be out of the way and sit here and just that's where I'm
11:49gonna sit
11:53My god it's actually a bit nerve-wracking
11:57I'm lying on the bed
11:59You know the jowl's on me
12:02And you're just waiting for this heartbeat and it feels like forever
12:07And then suddenly you hear it
12:10Oh my god look at you see
12:14And it's like the best thing ever
12:16The heart's okay
12:18What I'm seeing is looking beautiful
12:21Look
12:22That's mad honey
12:24The most magical feeling is when you hear your baby's heartbeat for the first time
12:32Because before that it's not real
12:36It's totally mad
12:37Look beautiful picture
12:41Oh my god hi little one
12:45We're having a boy
12:46We're having a boy
12:49We're having a boy
12:51Whoa honey
12:53Look at those little legs
12:54And he's definitely a boy actually
12:57Because he's got a very big willy
13:02That's enormous
13:04How many babies do we want?
13:06I don't know maybe three, four?
13:08Four kids is a lot
13:09Well you're one of like ten
13:11Yeah but they were spread out over three divorces
13:15Maybe ours would be two
13:16You're gonna go and have them
13:17I didn't say one or four with you
13:23Hey mama
13:24Hey mama
13:24Can we grab a coffee or something
13:26This pregnancy stuff is a lot
13:35Oh place needs a hoover
13:38Coffee? What do you want?
13:42God this pregnancy, you'd think the Messiah was arriving
13:47where are you he's always running over Jamie and his mom are so close like so close and he calls
13:57his mom for everything like I mean honestly I would say it goes penny me that's that's the order
14:02Jamie calls me a lot about medical things how to cook where should I put the coat sent me a
14:09picture
14:09of a baby baby's got long legs and an enormous head I can't wait and it's coming on my birthday
14:20when I first met him he called her mama which I was on board with I didn't mind and then
14:24about a
14:25year ago he swapped to mummy don't say mummy you do hey mummy where have you been sorry I was
14:32doing a
14:32podcast with Jomana oh my god all right yeah stressful why are you grinning because I just
14:43honestly think in my head how much is going on it's like mad homemade pistachio homemade pistachio thank
14:51you so much my friend that looks delicious I'll try a little bit there what's the what's the goat's
14:58burning oh my god that's delicious my good Sophie sent me a picture did she send it to you yeah
15:05yeah isn't it mad that they come from I came from you for me inside me inside you I grew
15:11in that you
15:12yeah are you gonna be at the birth oh no Sophie would hate that are you not in the hospital
15:17when
15:17that happens I don't know well I've hated my mother in law in the hospital imagine granny Scotland lurking
15:23in the corridor they've been absolutely horrendous you only want your husband with you don't want
15:28anyone else it's the most undignified process in the world oh god yes what end was dad was was dad
15:33dad was down dad like lambing and all that sort of thing he was down the sharp end he was
15:38much more
15:38interested in that end I love my mom so much but she isn't like a lot to deal with she's
15:44like a
15:45bull mother-in-law's are a lot so's mom is as chill as anything
15:54well the rain's got heavier my family are really close but my dad lives in Spain my mom lives in
16:00Portugal or is it quite nice just not relief from that oh I love it when I come back you
16:06know I
16:06like I've quite this was a bit of cold weather to be honest my mom is just really easygoing she's
16:15really fun she's a bit like one of the girls she's the best well come December I can't wait this
16:25is a bit
16:25informational obviously very excited we're all so excited I think Sophie will be a really good
16:32mum and she's getting a lot of practice because she's um you know she's been bringing Jamie up for
16:36quite a few years already that looks unreal doesn't it a big chicken parmesan tell you're pregnant so I
16:45attract my feet I know all I do is look at people I'm like did you have the choice to
16:51find out what
16:51sex it is yeah and you didn't why no one did in those days never did I once really think
17:00I was
17:00having a boy wasn't I called India for a while no your dad wanted to call you into but it
17:05was the
17:05name of his ex-girlfriend who I have met I'm thinking well I'm you know oh my god you'd met
17:09her yeah no
17:10no no no that's like me calling my child an ex-boyfriend's name I know that's illegal you
17:15absolutely can't okay any other advice that you think you can give me I oiled my tummy every day
17:22and I didn't get any stretch marks so the advice you're giving me is like no get stretch marks yeah
17:30what about emotionally anything like that no Sophie's much more grounded and stable than you are get out of
17:36here she is I'm a breeze no you're not you're gonna buy my coffee I'm gonna buy your coffee thank
17:42you
17:42thank you this way Lindsay nipples forward what do you mean there was a good point with your nipples
17:49it put your shoulders back I've never really thought about that that's a really good idea leave with your
17:53nipples Jamie when are you getting here we need to catch up about the latest podcast they good
18:05oh thank you have a good day my friends the pace of life at the moment with everything is a
18:10lot I run
18:11the business I founded candy kittens and I'm the face of that I do a show for radio one and
18:16then
18:16there's the media company that Sophie and I run and also we're renovating our house at the moment and
18:22it's just not also like the house feels like it's a perfectly good house so I don't really know why
18:33we're renovating it renovating your house as well and there's so many details like from the light
18:43switches to like the doorknobs once we sort of like opened up Pandora's box I went for it in terms
18:49of like the design what the hell is Jamie doing he's so late away he's not come to any of
18:57the meetings
18:58and now he's like half an hour later I can't get hold of him it drives me insane okay team
19:08so we should we go
19:09straight into it I'm gonna just catch up do this meeting and then let's have another catch up about
19:19it it's it's embarrassing I know I'm such bad that's me again where is it I don't know I can't
19:32get hold of
19:32it Jack is one of Jamie's very very old friends so he knows the annoyance of Jamie yeah I'm not
19:41shocked
19:41like this a family home is so important my parents sort of divorced when I was
19:49like 11 and then it was like moving around a lot but my family home when they were together was
19:54just
19:54everything so I really want to have a space which feels like home my dream house no I'm late sorry
20:04no it's not even funny can I just explain I'm really sorry it's really irritating okay well we're all
20:13delayed with everything huh why I mean look at the house with with finalizing decisions now he's
20:21not even seen what the floor looks like not one thing I think it's unfair that you're saying that
20:25I haven't done anything you haven't I'm actually I cannot honey if it was down to me I would go
20:31for
20:31like a lot of wood and like stone and maybe like a golf simulator that would be my taste Sophie's
20:38taste
20:38is not that I definitely have better taste I don't think Jamie has bad taste but I don't think he
20:45he
20:45thinks of having a taste like he doesn't he wouldn't look at something and think oh that's nice and that
20:50would go with that everything she picks is the most expensive oh I quite like that one obviously because
20:56it's the most expensive so I'd actually picked out this because I just think it's so unique Jack I
21:02didn't realize how expensive marble was they had quoted 44,000 pounds I had a panic attack got over
21:10that so we can't do that it's a complete and utter joke I'm concerned you're not like taking it all
21:15in
21:15I'm taking it all in like to me this is honestly flawlessly beautiful bills are coming out your arsehole
21:21and it's going to be this budget but then it's not this budget they set you a timeline and then
21:26the timeline goes way over we got to get in for our baby like we have to get in you
21:31better love
21:32this place more like oh my gosh no no no I'm just I'm being serious because like it's it's a
21:36lot
21:36it's it does stress me oh you just talk about it's a man it's a man it's a man it's
21:42honestly it's like
21:44stopping so crass yeah it is crass though that's what I think it is crass that's exactly what do you
21:50want me to
21:51say have it just go over it well it's crass talk about that privately with me okay
22:11I speak to my sister every single day on FaceTime she's like my best friend tell everything to her
22:17she's very different to me like she's very level-headed I don't even think she knows what
22:23anxiety is did I tell you that Jamie called me no you basically called me to check if it was
22:31normal
22:31about how mental you were being yeah I'm fine I feel up and down every day it's like it's boring
22:39to
22:39not feel great but I'm also like wow am I bitchy like I'm not nice to be around like sometimes
22:47I just
22:47want to go ah I feel like really emotional about everything at the moment notoriously like women
22:55are meant to glow when they're pregnant but the reality is I feel like I'm a werewolf at night
23:00because my hips are widening like my back's expanding I could like literally feel it in the night the
23:07minute you get pregnant like Jamie and I like you're a partnership like you do you like the same things
23:12you do the same things like you're equals yeah and then suddenly you get pregnant and like in one way
23:16it's amazing because like you're able to like bring this new life into the world but also it's like
23:21you're so different you are a woman and they are a man and then everything changes pregnancy hormones are
23:29wild I once cried because my husband wasn't getting fat and then he wouldn't eat a burger and I genuinely
23:35cry my eyes out okay then look how cute this is oh and these will go together I know how
23:41cute yeah
23:42she is just like an incredible mom like she is taken to it so well yeah so cute aren't you
23:51I'm like oh
23:52my god I hope I'm gonna love cleaning his poo as much as she loves it like she loves it
23:57she loves
23:59every part of the baby's sick on her she's like ah bathe me in it and I'm just like I
24:04don't know if I'll be
24:05like that I love it so much if you've got your birth plan and stuff so I want vaginal and
24:12then I
24:13want to do like hypnobarthing pain free it can't be that painful they call it the ring of fire when
24:19the head's coming out so obviously imagine her head isn't even that much smaller than it is now
24:24and that's got to come out it just I can't even explain the pain I really can't explain the pain
24:29but
24:29this is why then my natural curiosity is like what no one can give me an answer about this pain
24:34feels like so I simply have to discover myself yeah so we are moving to our new house in a
24:55few days
24:55and I had to do most of the packing Jamie went on a sad day which is unreal you didn't
25:04even know we
25:05were moving this week which has not been ideal well how can I help today can you even make a
25:09box
25:10this is how you make a box ready fold them down fold over once I've done no you've got to
25:18put some
25:18tape I can't believe you generally think that I haven't done that you have a what have you done you
25:23didn't even know you said we're gonna be in the house on Friday and I said yeah but how do
25:26you
25:26think we're gonna get there have we have we cleared out everything why we what do you mean you know
25:32I've been wearing the same clothes for three days me both honey we live out of a suitcase for four
25:37days which you didn't realize really bad pain in me really yeah I'm in the tummy yeah it's really
25:44weird is it really bad yeah I got like a bad legs oh honey it's okay baby it's okay it's
25:55okay it's okay
25:58nothing's the matter I promise you just take a sit down it's okay she's got a really bad pain
26:08I'm worried that I've like lifted loads of boxes and honey you you haven't lifted loads of boxes I
26:13promise you you're so anxious that you're gonna have a miscarriage your baby's not gonna be healthy
26:19this whole time is very overwhelming but I do feel like I've got like a pain in my stomach okay
26:26what
26:28does it feel like just like a twinge like a cramp in my stomach that's probably so normal I don't
26:34think
26:35it is I don't know we should actually go to the doctor listen let me phone and see if we
26:39can get an
26:48appointment now you're told that if you have any cramps to call your doctor it's just so scary and all
26:58you want to do is hear that heartbeat should we have a quick look okay pop your head end up
27:10that
27:11end Jamie if you want to come up this end okay this is some fluid around the baby which is
27:23normal
27:27do you see just above that there's something moving that's the heartbeat going now oh my god
27:33so yeah so all perfect maybe everything is okay I didn't expect so many things from
27:42pregnancy I didn't expect just the overwhelming amount of love you feel for your baby and like
27:47the overwhelming protectiveness there's been anything else that you've been worried about
27:52um everything Terry yes I'm kind of getting that but that's okay I I obviously am not I don't sleep
27:59very well this is part of the anxiety of being pregnant you're not you're not abnormal you are
28:06it's all fine can I ask you a question Sophie wants to blend up the placenta and drink it is
28:12that normal
28:23I'm just gonna take a photo of you before we move into our new house oh yeah honey this is
28:29like a very big moment for us
28:31good further up bit further up and just to thank you thank you sir are you gonna take my shoes
28:40off oh my god here we go
28:42oh my god oh no that's so slick that's so sweet
29:05oh my god you guys are magicians
29:14oh my god oh no that's the cutest thing I've ever seen
29:17that's the sweetest thing I've ever seen that's really got me oh my god oh my god
29:23look at this oh no this sweet that's really got me
29:31finally we've made a home for the family and now my life's gonna be way more relaxed
29:36I love you love you
29:39good night
29:53hiya it's me I know you've only just moved in but if it's okay I'm gonna pop round with a
29:57gift
29:58shoes off
29:59serious shoes off in your house okay
30:01yes shoes off
30:02oh god
30:03hang on let me shut the door
30:05alright
30:05remove the mirror put the painting
30:07this is gonna be so nice up there and it makes it look so much more like a home
30:13I don't think it does
30:14it really really does
30:15do you think it does
30:15yeah yeah yeah
30:17my mum
30:19my mum is a bit like me
30:20when she has an opinion on something
30:21it's very hard to sway her away from it
30:24it's so nice
30:25and the light will come down
30:26it's perfect
30:27alright
30:27Sophie will like that because she's got really good taste
30:30that is a really expensive painting
30:32and if you're not gonna use it I'll have it back
30:35I think the mirror is bloody lovely
30:38no the mirror is obvious
30:39you've just
30:40obvious
30:41yeah yeah you put it there
30:42these things
30:42those are cool I like those
30:47Jamie needs me a lot
30:48he's still a boy at heart
30:50Jamie's not a proper grown up
30:51yeah
30:52he's still like Peter Pan and Willy Wonka
30:55don't you love me so much
30:57yes I do mama
31:04we've got loads of baby stuff that I've ordered that I want you to open
31:10okay here we go
31:11so what is this
31:12the house
31:13did you buy all of this
31:14yeah
31:14you bought it all
31:15what do you want me to do
31:17steal it from them
31:18that's what you have to do
31:19buy things
31:21but actually be serious
31:22do you think I can fit in
31:26them
31:26pre-pregnancy I reckon I could
31:28let's have a look
31:29I reckon you could
31:31they're stretchy
31:32how could you good fit in those
31:35that is so cute
31:36okay
31:37so look this goes in his pram
31:39the pram that we don't have
31:40yeah
31:41we've still got to get a pram
31:46you just get so bored so quickly
31:49what's going on
31:50I'm absolutely shattered
31:51today
31:51why don't you cancel your dinner
31:53tonight
31:53I can't I wish I could cancel the dinner
31:54I just can't
31:55please
31:56I really would love to
31:57I would love to
31:58thank you
31:58it's an important client meeting
32:00I could take all this upstairs
32:02and put it in his room
32:02but wait we've got more things open
32:05L's
32:05baby L's ringing me
32:07I've got people ringing me
32:07I'm sorry
32:08Jamie please
32:10put your phone away
32:11for five moments of your time
32:14seriously we do have to think about like
32:16nappies
32:17and like all of that stuff
32:18we do start
32:19I don't know when you start
32:21and we need to do antenatal classes
32:23I don't know anything
32:25I'm going to start booking in everything
32:26that's what I'm going to start doing
32:27let's not pretend that you're going to do that
32:29the booking in doesn't need to be you
32:31you just have to turn up and be present
32:33and not on your phone
32:34and like
32:34I am really present at the moment
32:37here we go
32:40for me what I want from Jamie
32:42is him to just sit across the table for me
32:45his phone away
32:46and him to just like
32:47genuinely communicate with me
32:49and be really present
32:50but he's really not been like that
32:52the whole time
32:52and that's hard
32:56Hi everyone
32:58my wife is hating me today
32:59if it's okay
33:01I love you so much
33:02I'm sorry if I'm doing something to frustrate you
33:05Hey man, how are you dude?
33:06Nice to see you
33:09A lot of anger and frustration
33:10towards me
33:12and I don't know what I do wrong
33:14I don't know what I do wrong
33:20I work a lot
33:21I run two businesses
33:22so then to suddenly just switch off and slow down and be present
33:25it's like stopping a steam train
33:28but now I had this idea to surprise Sophie
33:36Where's John?
33:38John, nice to meet you man
33:39How are you then?
33:40Lovely to meet you
33:40You too, thank you so much
33:41Listen, my wife is really anal
33:43and she doesn't like shoes in the house
33:45so if we could take the shoes
33:46I've got holes in my socks
33:47Yeah, yeah, that's fine
33:50I'm organising a date night
33:52We're going to have an outdoor cinema
33:54We're going to watch her favourite movie ever
33:56I think she thinks I care more about
33:58selling sweets
33:59or doing a podcast
34:01or whatever
34:02more than I care about her
34:04which is
34:06totally true, I do
34:08So this
34:09is to show her I care
34:11It's going to make her so happy
34:13Right, let's get set up then
34:16Oh John
34:17That's heavy
34:18Not for me
34:19Oh my God
34:20Are you getting involved?
34:22Of course I am
34:22Good aren't you?
34:23Of course I am
34:26All of them together right?
34:27All of them together like that
34:28You broke it?
34:29No, you didn't put it in right
34:30I'm actually bored
34:39Honey?
34:40Honey?
34:44Honey, just come here
34:44Just come here quickly
34:45Can you come?
34:46I mean, what the fuck?
34:47What?
34:48I'm exhausted
34:49I know you are
34:50I know you are
34:51Let me do
34:54Honey?
34:58Baby, just come downstairs
34:59I'm exhausted
35:00Hi, bub, it's nearly done
35:03I know you are
35:03I know you are
35:04Just take a breath
35:05Everything's okay
35:06We are going to get it sorted right now
35:08Okay?
35:08Love you
35:12I think it's backfired
35:16I think it's backfired
35:19I thought it was going to be a great surprise
35:21I don't think she likes surprises
35:24I'm not a big grand gesture person
35:28I would just like his support
35:30And help me carry shopping bags
35:33Get me a tea in the morning
35:34Like those things are like so important to me
35:38In my head, it was like this is brilliant
35:40I'm going to watch a movie outside under the stars
35:43But in reality, worst idea ever
35:46I think Sophie actually dislikes me more now
35:48The whole evening was a shit show
35:51Ah, mate
35:53I organised this home cinema thing to cheer Sophie up
35:55And it's majorly backfired
35:57Can you meet somewhere?
36:00Are you free?
36:01I think it would be pretty scary to be in Jamie's mind
36:04I think it would be chaos in there
36:09I think it would be like going to a really beautiful house
36:13But then inside it's like an absolute mess
36:17Oli Proutlock is one of my greatest friends in the world
36:21I'm godfather to his baby boy
36:24I've known him since I was a teenager
36:26We used to go to have fun and be chaotic
36:28And just party all the time
36:30Woohoo!
36:32We lived together
36:33And Jamie would just do crazy stuff
36:35It was his thing to get naked
36:37There he is!
36:39Come on baby, ship it in
36:40No one tells you
36:41No one talks about anything
36:43They never tell you
36:44They go like, okay, birth is hard
36:46And then kids are tough
36:48They don't say what like, pre all of that, what happens
36:52How are Sophie's emotions? How's she doing?
36:55Man, she is...
36:59I think it's tough
37:01I feel like a massive failure for Sophie
37:11Don't feel like, you know, you want to come with a solution
37:16Because sometimes there isn't
37:17It's just a case of like, riding that period
37:20And just making sure that she feels
37:24As supported and protected as possible
37:26Yeah
37:27And like, the cinema, that's not what it's about
37:29You've been focusing on the wrong thing
37:32You know, Sophie is very family orientated, right?
37:37But she wants to feel, you guys are actually just having good quality time
37:40You want to be having those cosy moments
37:43That's what she wants man, those moments
37:46Okay, I hear you
37:47Yeah?
37:48I hear you, I've been focusing on the wrong thing
37:50I now need to do
37:52The small little bits
37:53That I have not been doing
37:55I now need to focus on
37:56You've got to start doing those
37:58This is what it's about man
38:01Let's go!
38:01Let's go!
38:03Let's freaking go there
38:04Do you know what?
38:05That's what you do for
38:05That's it, that's it
38:06I tell you man
38:08It's the best
38:10Oh man
38:11It's you and Sophie, mate
38:13Are gonna be the best parents ever
38:14I know that
38:17The thing with Jamie is, he just doesn't think things through
38:20But I think that he's starting to understand
38:24Come on
38:25Come on buddy
38:26And he loves me so much
38:28Like although, you know, his work and this
38:31Like he would do anything for me
38:33And he's got like the biggest heart ever
38:36Ever, ever, ever
38:37We look like we were a couple
38:42Sophie's huge on family
38:43She wanted our home to be a place where family could be all the time
38:53Emotionally, what I want is just somewhere that I feel safe
38:56Somewhere that all of our family can come and just create memories
39:00And my children can grow up
39:09Hello!
39:11Hello!
39:11How are you guys?
39:14Okay, shoes are off
39:15Shoes off?
39:17I like your green socks
39:18I love in the house
39:20How are you?
39:20So good, how are you?
39:22You've got a proper family home, Sophie
39:24You're all grown up
39:25It's got a real family feel
39:28It's a home
39:31Do you like it?
39:32Yeah, I'm so happy for you
39:33I really am
39:34You're my screensaver, Jamie
39:36Let's have a look
39:38Better
39:39Oh my God
39:41When your little one's born
39:42I have to have a split screen, so
39:45I'm free
39:45I think I get on really well with Sophie's family
39:48Cheers
39:49We're very lucky
39:49Because when you marry someone
39:51You forget that their family comes with it
39:52And not only do you marry the individual
39:54You marry their family
39:55It reminds me of the table we had growing up
39:58Being in the kitchen?
39:59Yeah
40:00Her dad's a legend
40:02Hello, Gorge
40:03Her mum's epic
40:05What are you doing?
40:06Do you take your shoes off?
40:07I'm going to have to
40:08When both sides of the family all meet, it's lovely
40:11I mean, obviously, Jamie's family are quite gregarious, aren't they?
40:14They're just, you know, very confident
40:16So, I'd say that makes it quite easy to be with them
40:21I have such a good relationship with Jamie
40:23He calls me for advice on Sophie quite a lot
40:25Which is really sweet
40:27Oh my God
40:28That's wonderful
40:29Honestly, sometimes I feel like they should pay me to be a therapist
40:35Hey, Patrick
40:36You've got to take your shoes off
40:37You've got to take your shoes off, yes
40:38Oh God, have I really?
40:40Yeah, and you've got to bring the dog beds in
40:41Come here, doggies
40:42Do you need a pee or a water or anything?
40:44I'll need a bowl of water
40:46Oh my God
40:47Mum, can I get you a drink?
40:48Come on, little boy
40:49I'll see you
40:50We did
40:52I'm just excited to meet the baby
40:54To see him settled
40:56He's got a home, he's got a wife
40:58Kind of becoming a grown-up and getting on his way
41:01It's the family reunion
41:03I love it as well
41:04Hi
41:06Sex
41:06Cheese
41:09He kicks
41:10When he kicks, he does like three in a row
41:12Do, do, do
41:14Sophie wanted this revolving door of people just coming in and out
41:19Which is actually so amazing and I now finally understand it
41:22I know what she meant
41:23Dad, can you go next to me?
41:25Penny goes next to Dad
41:26Elliot
41:28I just want to give a quick toast to the new house
41:31To you guys, to our family, who we love more than anything in the entire world
41:36Also, this is the last time we'll be together as a family before we have a new addition
41:40But to our baby, love you honey
41:42There you go
41:42There you go, there you go
41:43There you go, baby
41:47Imagine our son is going to be watching this
41:49I honestly think he'll be like, whoa, your hair
41:52Why did you bleach it like that?
41:53He'll be thinking, Dad, you're a complete stud
41:55This is you in here, you're in here
41:58Promise you we're going to be great parents
41:59We're going to be great parents and we love you so much
42:02I love you a little bit more, alright?
42:04Just that little bit more
42:08Oh, baby
42:09Oh, my God
42:10Oh, my God
42:12Car's dead
42:12Car's fine
42:13I'm really so proud of you
42:15Thanks, Mom
42:15It's amazing
42:17I've got a baby in my arms
42:18Not a real baby
42:19Have you seen I've launched my book?
42:22I loved your last book, it was all about me
42:25You said, sort the nursery
42:27No, I fucking didn't
42:28I'm tired
42:29There's a whale fighting on the Eurostar
42:46Do you agree?
42:47No, I했어요
42:47Do you know what?
42:55In the house
42:55That would be great
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42:58At home
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