00:00I don't know what to do.
00:48Hello? Hello?
00:53Sorry I wrecked your home, but I made you a new one.
00:59I got you some honey. I read you liked it. I hope you do. I hope it, you know, appeases
01:10you. I'll be over here, really hoping you actually exist.
01:54I'll be over here.
01:55Hello?
02:19Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. That is just tasty, tasty, delicious honey.
02:28So good, so yummy, yummy, yummy.
02:40Wait! No, I won't hurt you. Here, here, have some more honey.
02:44I shouldn't. I shouldn't. I really shouldn't. I mean, if you insist.
02:50Oh, my, my, my. That is good.
02:53Where are you? Why can't I see you?
02:56You don't see us. Now you do. But only if we want you to.
03:00Wait. You mean all the magical creatures Arthur Spiderwick wrote about.
03:03Ah! The book!
03:05Oh, my God. I'm sorry, Master. I failed.
03:08Failed! Failed! Failed!
03:10Your instructions were simple. Protect the book.
03:13And I did it. I did it. I found it and I wound it.
03:16I did my best. Locked it in the chest.
03:18But you looked and looked and found the book.
03:22And from the chest the thing was stolen, you foolish boy.
03:29Are you blind? I put a note right on the cover. Can't you read?
03:33Why do I write notes? And no one's gonna read the notes.
03:35Of course. You. More honey.
03:37No! I'm not falling for that!
03:41Oh, that is so good.
03:46And they say I've got anger issues.
03:48Protect the book. Don't let it get took.
03:50Right, right. Protect the book. Who told you to protect it?
03:57Wait! What did I say?
04:06Arthur Spiderwick. So he wrote it and asked you to protect it.
04:10I said, Master, we must destroy it!
04:12He said, we must protect the book. Keep it in the circle, safe from the ogre.
04:16Ogre? Do you mean, uh, Mulgareth?
04:19All the years protecting it, now ruined by a little twit!
04:23Circle, circle, little circle, little circle!
04:25Broke the circle!
04:25Whoa, stop! What circle?
04:29Okay, uh...
04:40Wait. I read about that. The protective circle.
04:44So it protects the house to protect the book.
04:46Safe in the circle. Safe in the circle. Safe in the circle.
04:48Safe from who?
04:50Them!
04:51What? Who's them? I don't see anything.
04:54Tipsy! Come here, boy!
04:55No.
04:56Breakfast time!
04:57Mr. Tips!
04:58All right. What did you do with Simon's cat?
05:00They're not here for the cat. They want the book!
05:06What is that? What's out there?
05:10Goblins! Goblins are here!
05:11And all because you took the book out there and practically waved in their faces, you little twerp!
05:16Simon!
05:18Go ahead! Don't look at the mess you've made!
05:20Simon! They're getting away! What's happening?
05:22The stone! The stone! Look! Through that stone!
05:27Help! Help! Help!
05:33Help! Help!
05:33No! No! No!
05:35I need it! Let's go!
05:37It must stay in the circle! In the circle!
05:39Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Where's Mom?
05:45She went to work, okay? I'm in charge.
05:49Hey! Where are you going?
05:52Psycho.
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