00:00What can I get for you?
00:00We're both having the fish fingers and beans, please.
00:03That's only on the children's menu.
00:04Yeah, I'm not very angry.
00:06I can't let you order that.
00:07What do you mean?
00:07It's for children.
00:08I can eat what children eat, can't I?
00:10Yeah, but it's only £4.99.
00:11Yeah, I know, because it's a smaller portion.
00:13I'm paying child's prices, but I'm getting a children's portion.
00:16Yeah, but we made it cheaper because it's for kids.
00:18I know, because they're smaller.
00:20And it's smaller because they're smaller.
00:21It's not a concession.
00:22It's not because they're unemployed, is it?
00:24And also, an adult's paying, so...
00:25It's the rules.
00:26Is it?
00:27Right.
00:28Well, he'll have fish fingers and beans.
00:30Twice.
00:31No, but you're just going to eat one of them, aren't you?
00:33No.
00:33So what are you ordering, then?
00:34As I said, I'm not very hungry, so I'll just get a coffee.
00:38Preferences for him, are they?
00:41That good?
00:41Mmm.
00:51Fucking hell.
00:51Can you hear that?
00:53Fucking fat cunt eating like a fucking slug.
00:58All right.
00:59All right.
00:59Look, why don't you throw yourself...
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