00:27For more information, visit us at www.fema.org.
00:30Oh, my God.
00:59Oh, my God.
01:57Oh, my God.
02:14Oh, my God.
02:18Oh, my God.
02:26Simon.
02:27Simon, wake up.
02:29Ow.
02:30Oh, I went up.
02:31It's a room, a secret room.
02:34Upstairs, there's a desk and a chest.
02:36I found this book.
02:38Something was in there.
02:39A red squirrel?
02:41No, not a squirrel.
02:42A squirrel's in a spell.
02:45You're on the desk, on the desk.
02:47Jared Grace, leave this place.
02:49Wow.
02:51That's really impossible.
02:55It's late.
02:56Just go to sleep.
03:14Do not dare to read this book, for if you take one fateful look, you barge her at your life's
03:21expense and face a deadly consequence.
03:34Wait.
03:37I don't know.
03:38Oh.
03:39Oh.
03:41Oh, oh.
04:05How'd you guys get out?
04:43Dear reader, what you now hold in your hands is the culmination of a life's work.
04:48And you will soon see, as I have, that there are fantastical creatures living among us,
04:53hidden through mimicry and magic.
05:01This book will give you the tools and techniques needed to lift the veil and see the unseen.
05:07Once you have this sight, you will never see things the same way again.
05:12But be forewarned, the secrets you are about to learn have been kept hidden for ages.
05:18Secrets that many of this realm would prefer to stay hidden.
05:21The creatures you will meet are truly a sight to behold, and most of them do not like being observed.
05:27But over time, I have garnered their trust.
05:30Some I am quite happy to report, I now call friend.
05:36But a rare few are, quite frankly, to be feared.
05:39The darker forces of this realm all live in service of one creature,
05:43the Ogre Mulgarath.
05:46The secrets herein are powerful, more powerful than even I was aware.
05:50Never before has knowledge of the fantastical realm been assembled in one tone.
05:55And so I implore you, dear reader, to use this information wisely.
05:59For the Ogre Mulgarath seeks this knowledge with relentless persistence.
06:03If he were to obtain the information in these pages,
06:06I can assure you his intentions would be of the vilest sort.
06:10He assumes many forms, and so you must constantly be on guard.
06:15I deeply fear that the more I learn, the more I place everyone around me in grave danger.
06:23So, reader, beware. I beseech you, beware.
06:36What? What's going on?
06:37Please, help!
06:39Hold still! Hold still!
06:41Please, Mom! Just cut it! Cut it!
06:43Okay, calm down.
06:44Mom, please! Just cut me out! Cut it out!
06:48Please, just get his scissors! I don't care!
06:49What happened?
06:50He ruined my hair! Get him out!
06:52Jared, you've gone way too far this time.
06:55Mom, please!
06:55What? I didn't do this!
06:58I've been sitting in a footlocker for the last two hours. Reading!
07:01You're right!
07:02Ask Simon!
07:04Well, he was in a footlocker.
07:06Just cut me out!
07:07Feel good.
07:08Mom, just cut it!
07:22We had a dog, fuck up a lot!
07:25I'll be diving in a footlocker for the last two hours after my interview!
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