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00:00Camera now recording.
00:07Thank you, Dad.
00:11Dad!
00:15Hello?
00:16I'm on the doorbell, not your phone.
00:21What do you mean, you're on the doorbell?
00:24Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:27Your house is a camera.
00:32At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:55I'm so sorry.
00:56You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:03I have never in my life heard Matt shriek like that.
01:06It was crazy.
01:07Come join.
01:14The Neighborhood Watch.
01:16You are currently being recorded.
01:32A couple is surprised to find their umbrella upside down.
01:37I don't know how that happened.
01:38The chair was knocked over, too.
01:40Do you think it happened...
01:41It didn't happen in the storm last night, didn't it?
01:43Yeah.
01:44Isn't that odd?
01:45Isn't that odd?
01:45Geez, did we get that big of a gust today?
01:47Did we get that big of a gust today?
02:03Something just snuck into this house through an open patio door.
02:07Oh, my God.
02:09No!
02:14Oh, my God.
02:29what the hell are you okay yeah i couldn't get the car in their heart
02:38oh big booty queen this kid has just written a new rap song ready
02:44i'm a king with a big booty queen we went to booger king got a big black powder heavier
02:49than my big booty queen dang that's crazy and then i said why do you look like a
02:53power pump we're not 200 dead get out of my gap to the guy who worked at booger king
02:59and then he said my big booty queen is fat then i threw him out of the window
03:04because we don't talk about that guy
03:08okay
03:14a couple is about to get a surprise visit
03:17being up in western north carolina up in a national rain forest essentially
03:22we're surrounded by a ton of wildlife it's a big appeal for the area just
03:26being with nature and never knowing what you're going to experience right every time you walk out
03:31the door or something i'm just sitting on the couch with my coffee and my two dogs
03:42and all i hear is matt scream like homer simpson and i'm like what in the world
03:48i have never in my life heard matt shriek like that it was crazy it was just so unexpected that
04:00it just
04:00the initial reaction was just the initial reaction was just is there really a bat inside with us
04:07my brain was saying get to the door but in the process of that the bat was still circling and
04:13diving it swooped right at my head several times
04:16matt open the door to my door i always stay cool in high pressure situations it's my superpower
04:27i just kept saying matt open the door and he wasn't he was running around screaming and so yes i
04:32was
04:32annoyed nobody else was reacting so i felt like i had to make up for the dog's lack of reaction
04:38and jenny's
04:39lack of reaction sometimes i call matt the nuclear reactor
04:51the more matt moved the more the bat would swoop at just him which made me very thankful because i
04:57was trying to contain both of the dogs i just had to keep my cool while that bat chased matt
05:01everywhere
05:01but what i've since learned is that the best thing to do is actually back yourself up against the wall
05:06because bats really can't see all right it's on the ceiling
05:13once i got the door open the bat had perched itself up on a beam on our ceiling and that
05:18was it
05:18it didn't fly after that where's jason where's jason jason is one of the wildlife experts um kind of who
05:27you call if you have squirrels in your attic or a bear in your crawl space
05:32how the do you get in here i don't know we already had called because we knew we still
05:40had a few bats outside we were doing some work in our chimneys and they were coming down our chimney
05:44into our screen porch but it never occurred to me in a million years that there was one inside
05:50i pointed out where the bat was we showed it to him and he he did his job and uh
05:55safely removed the bat
05:58it was a happy ending i think if it were to happen again maybe a little less shrieking
06:03but that's what made it the point
06:06well
06:19well
07:01a furniture move becomes family legend
07:05i have to wait max i thought oh i can balance this let's go
07:21this delivery guy is looking for a shortcut
07:50to have to be a shortcut
07:51we're gonna have to wait
07:52to have a shortcut
07:52what's your favorite thing here?
08:17This man is preparing for a mulch delivery.
08:46At this home, a family is trying to move a desk.
08:50Now, Matt, when you start to pull it out, you're going to have to be pretty strong.
08:54I was going to grad school, and I decided that I would want a desk in order to become a
09:00real scholar.
09:01And I was going to use the desk to do scholarly stuff.
09:04And rather than spend money on, like, a new desk, I decided that I would like to have the very
09:10fancy, very heavy, old oak desk that my parents had up in the upstairs of our house.
09:16In other words, you were cheap.
09:19Yeah, that's a good way of putting it.
09:21You don't want to break the gutter, so you just want to have the gutter as, like, a handling point.
09:26There's only one room upstairs, and it's a spiral staircase to get up.
09:29So anything that gets up there has to come over the balcony.
09:31So we had decided, I had decided, that we were just going to pick it up and lift it and
09:37set it down without realizing that it's about a 200-pound desk.
09:41It was not 200 pounds.
09:43There's some discrepancy about the weight.
09:46Nah, bring it down.
09:48Slowly.
09:50Max, you go on the back end.
09:51The plan was simple.
09:54Me and my mother were going to lower it down to my brother, at which point I would run downstairs
09:59to help Sam.
10:01I thought that I would be strong enough to lift 700 pounds over my head.
10:05It's getting heavier and heavier.
10:07Now I want you to gently bring it down, and I will let you know when I have it.
10:12When I heard about it, my first question was, don't you want to wait until your dad comes home?
10:16And they both were like, oh, no, we got this, we can do it.
10:19And I thought, oh, well then, okay.
10:22Let me see how that turned out.
10:25Keep on coming.
10:26Give it an angle.
10:27Give it an angle, Max.
10:28I can have, I have the weight, Max.
10:30Sam's yelling at us to give it an angle, and to this day, our family still doesn't quite know what
10:34he meant by that.
10:36So now, whenever someone says or does something completely imbecilic, we say, oh, give it an angle.
10:42Give it an angle.
10:43Got it?
10:43Yes, no.
10:45Max, go.
10:46Oh my God, have I dropped it?
10:47Mom, you, you're fine.
10:49Let go.
10:49You're not doing anything.
10:50God bless our mother.
10:52She did everything to try to help.
10:53It was a high-pressure situation, and I was 22 years old.
10:56It was very low pressure.
10:57It was moving a desk.
10:59You try having 1,000 pounds over your head.
11:02Sam likes to make it sound like Abraham Lincoln, saying that Gettysburg Address on this desk.
11:08It's particle board.
11:10MDF, whatever you want to call it.
11:11What do I do?
11:12Nothing.
11:13Just let go.
11:14When that desk hit me in the head, I immediately thought, oh, I can balance this.
11:20And I take those wobbly steps, and then my next thought is, I don't have this.
11:25This is just not going to end well.
11:33It hurt my pride more than anything else.
11:38I wasn't super concerned that he was concussed.
11:42I wasn't, in fact, that didn't even occur to me that he could be.
11:45We do think he's still brain damaged.
11:47I think that happened long before this incident.
11:49This can be repaired.
11:50Did you drop it?
11:51We did.
11:52I worked in a high school, and I was sitting in a study hall, and my phone went ding.
11:58What the hell was that coming from?
12:00From nothing down.
12:01Did you drop and break the desk?
12:03I didn't even know we had a ring doorbell, so I had absolutely no idea this was going to be
12:07permanently recorded.
12:08Well, I just wish I had a shirt on during the video.
12:12One of the legs is broken.
12:14You would glue that back on, though.
12:15And then the backhand, please do it back in.
12:19Otherwise, it's fine.
12:20I did end up taking it to graduate school.
12:23The irony is, it only served as basically a shelf.
12:27It was, yeah, it was basically a shelf or a giant paperweight.
12:29I didn't use it at all.
12:30So we didn't have to worry about it again.
12:32Just got to give it an angle next time then.
12:39This dad is enjoying the VR set he got for Christmas.
12:53This kid is also playing with virtual reality.
12:59You good?
13:08This little boy's Halloween is about to take an unexpected turn.
13:13I didn't think this through, like, uh-oh.
13:15They may not appreciate my humor.
13:26But that stuff is new, but the pipes are old.
13:37In this house, a window has been left open while no one is home.
13:56This tired nurse is used to scanning her key fob at work.
14:17Oh, my God.
14:33I love Halloween since I was a kid.
14:36Trick-or-treaters coming to the door is, like, one of my favorite things.
14:39I love it, and I try to make it really fun for them.
14:42There she is.
14:43I do love wearing an inflatable costume.
14:47Where are you?
14:48This way.
14:50I have dressed up as a dinosaur.
14:52This guy caught by the branches.
14:54Out walking my dog in the middle of the day, or just random things like that.
15:01My silly side really comes out during Halloween.
15:05You're killing me.
15:07Where's your face?
15:08I wanted to surprise you.
15:10We moved in 2022, and so we were actually fairly new to the neighborhood.
15:14Being this was our first year in the house, I was really looking forward to Halloween that year.
15:21I had to get a costume for my sister's Halloween party, and when I saw the chicken, I just thought
15:25it was hilarious to me, so I got it.
15:28I just remember pacing the house, because you can't sit down in it.
15:32For it to stay fully inflated, you have to keep it on.
15:36And, you know, talking to my husband, I'm like, what if nobody comes?
15:38And that's when I heard the little knock.
15:45What do you think?
15:46Please don't think I'm a creepy neighbor.
15:53I was so excited to greet my first trick-or-treater, and he absolutely has a meltdown.
16:01I didn't think this through, like, uh-oh.
16:03Like, I'm new to the neighborhood.
16:05Nobody knows me.
16:07They may not appreciate my humor.
16:10Send me your therapy, Dylan.
16:12I'm sorry.
16:14I couldn't get out of the thing fast enough, so I'm trying to take the costume off to let him
16:18know that it's safe.
16:19You know, I'm not a real chicken.
16:21Mm-hmm.
16:22Bye.
16:22We'll talk later.
16:24He wouldn't even take candy from me.
16:26Like, I was trying to give him candy.
16:27He didn't want any.
16:29He wanted nothing to do with me.
16:40He cried the whole way down the driveway, and I just felt terrible.
16:44So that's when I got the nickname Chicken Lady.
16:46That has carried with me.
16:47I have had neighbors remind me that they still think of me as a chicken lady.
16:52And I actually worried about the little boy for the whole year.
16:56It never left my mind.
16:58I didn't have closure on it until the next Halloween when they came back.
17:01The dogs are losing it.
17:03Oh, that is okay.
17:04The rocks are not free to take.
17:06Do you remember when you answered the door last year in the chicken costume?
17:09Was it you?
17:10Do you remember me?
17:12Was it just you?
17:13Oh, my gosh.
17:14Is it you?
17:15Do you remember the chicken?
17:17Are you the pizza?
17:18Yeah.
17:18I was the chicken.
17:20That was what I was waiting for.
17:22And so we had that reunion there, and it was really cool.
17:25And that's when I actually got to show them the video.
17:27They thought it was hilarious.
17:34I'm still going to dress up.
17:35I still think it's hilarious and still have a lot of fun with it.
17:39But I did not ever answer the door in an inflatable ever again.
17:44I probably won't.
17:47This was a one and done.
17:52This dad is trying to get rid of a wasp's nest.
17:55I can absolutely hit with this football.
17:57Do it.
17:58Do it.
17:59Get ready to run because they're going to come.
18:00Do it.
18:12What's that?
18:18What's that?
18:19Are you okay?
18:21Yeah, I'm okay.
18:34Holy hell.
18:49A woman hanging curtains is about to make a big mistake.
18:55It's a joke.
19:11It's a joke.
19:23Are you kidding?
19:26No!
19:40No!
19:42No!
19:42No!
19:43No!
19:46This man's garage door seems to be stuck.
20:03A woman without a step stool uses a paint bucket instead.
20:08Are you okay?
20:12Ah!
20:14Ah!
20:16Ah!
20:16Ah!
20:16Ah!
20:17Ah!
20:17Ah!
20:18Ah!
20:20Ah!
20:26God damn it!
20:29Bye.
20:30Be careful on the stairs, I might be slippery.
20:33Yep.
20:36They're slippery.
20:37They're slippery.
20:38You okay?
20:41That's black ice.
20:43A woman is traveling home for Christmas with gifts for her family.
20:47Yeah, you okay?
20:48Oh my gosh, wait!
20:49Thank you, mate.
20:51Thank you!
20:52Go!
20:54Go!
20:58Go!
20:58Go!
21:10Go!
21:11Go!
21:12Go!
21:12Go!
21:13Go!
21:14Go!
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21:17Go!
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