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00:00:20hey honey Andrew we've been divorced for 10 years stop calling me that oh that's
00:00:28really funny girl you look so good you do thank you thank you I mean it is my birthday did
00:00:35you
00:00:35forget what today was look Bella is celebrating her birthday with her classmates today if you
00:00:45wish to see her schedule ahead next time okay almost everyone is here oh I love this this is
00:00:54really cute hi mrs. pot this is everyone thank you for being here I can't believe you're getting this
00:01:01much older hey where's Jace wasn't he supposed to confess to Bella a broke nobody with a crap GPA
00:01:09please I wouldn't be surprised if he chickened out when Jace shows up I'm going to shut him down right
00:01:16in front of everyone bro you've got this she's gonna say yes
00:01:37so this is the boy who's about to confess to my daughter he's actually pretty decent looking
00:01:42not like they said
00:01:49say yes say yes say yes say yes say yes Chase I know you like me but there's no chance
00:02:04a late will you be my girlfriend Jace weren't you going to confess to me I knew you never
00:02:24really liked me honestly you were never really the one I knew it Elaine okay can you please just give
00:02:35me a chance Jace you you're joking right not at all if it weren't for Bella I would have never
00:02:44even
00:02:44gotten the chance to be near you you jerk oh man Jace wants to be Bella's stepdad mom don't listen
00:02:56to
00:02:56him he's talking nonsense no mom young man um come with me
00:03:10Bella's mom is what 40 Jace's taste is pretty unique wait is Jace for real does he actually have a
00:03:19crush
00:03:19on your mom he was just scared I would reject him so he pulled this stunt to get back at
00:03:27me
00:03:36Jace you weren't being serious back there Elaine I have been in love with you since the first moment I
00:03:47saw you
00:03:57Kidder are you okay you don't look so good here take this
00:04:30I mean my feelings for you were my feelings for you are real kid it and have you heard of
00:04:43the
00:04:44Oedipus complex uh-huh are you saying you think I have an Oedipus complex well Elaine
00:04:53my feelings for you have nothing to do with that
00:05:02well I am already 40 and you're 20 I could be your mom so what I like you maturity and
00:05:13elegance
00:05:16fascinates me more than girls my age but now you know they say that putting a young engine in
00:05:25a classic body is a terrible idea but personally
00:05:33I think it's the perfect upgrade
00:05:39description uh you're really
00:05:48you're really
00:05:49really I've been staring at the dark
00:05:52oh my inner demons into art
00:05:56oh
00:05:58I'm
00:05:59oh
00:05:59oh
00:06:00Lillian.
00:06:01Lillian.
00:06:02Lillian.
00:06:03Lillian.
00:06:05Lillian.
00:06:15Lillian.
00:06:18Please give me a chance.
00:06:20Please be my girlfriend.
00:06:22Kid, we're really not ready for each other.
00:06:25Ok, ok.
00:06:28Don't reject me just yet.
00:06:40Here's my number.
00:06:42Call me.
00:06:45He wins.
00:06:53I'll wait for an answer.
00:06:56A guy 20 years younger than me just hit on me.
00:07:02Elaine, I meant every word.
00:07:03Just let me know whenever you're ready.
00:07:12Elaine, wake up.
00:07:14This is just a young boy's momentary impulse.
00:07:19Darling, you have half an hour to get ready and this time I promise to make you tingle from head
00:07:24to toe.
00:07:27Thank you, Lucille. See you then.
00:07:39Finally you're here.
00:07:41I heard that a young man confessed to you recently.
00:07:46Since when did you start being so nosy?
00:07:48I'm just looking out for you.
00:07:51After all these years single, don't you want a man?
00:07:53Men?
00:07:55None of them are reliable.
00:07:58Men aren't for relying on darling.
00:08:01They're for indulging.
00:08:04Especially the young ones.
00:08:11Lucille!
00:08:13You are doing way too much.
00:08:15And you are always too dull.
00:08:18Always having a female massage therapist.
00:08:22No offense.
00:08:23You're great.
00:08:28When are you going to start living for yourself?
00:08:33I don't know.
00:08:35Maybe after Bella graduates college?
00:08:38Elaine.
00:08:39Remember that you are yourself first.
00:08:42And then you are Bella's mother.
00:08:47Well, Elaine.
00:08:51My feelings for you have nothing to do with that.
00:09:00Elaine.
00:09:02Still busy?
00:09:02I miss you.
00:09:07Elaine.
00:09:10I'm...
00:09:14Handling work.
00:09:19Make sure you get some rest.
00:09:20Beautiful ladies shouldn't let dark circles stay in their glow.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:33Who are you texting?
00:09:36Elaine Ross.
00:09:39Elaine and I've been in love with all these years.
00:09:44Like Bella's mother?
00:09:46Bro, she's like 40.
00:09:48You're joking, right?
00:09:50Huh.
00:09:52Our world needs fire.
00:09:54And I am that flame.
00:09:57David, I'm dead serious about this.
00:10:07Hello?
00:10:08Mr. Cooper.
00:10:10Thanks for having to fix the project issue.
00:10:12I'm throwing a small appreciation dinner.
00:10:14Can you make it?
00:10:15Sure.
00:10:16Great.
00:10:17I'll send you the address.
00:10:27Elaine.
00:10:28I'll do everything I can to keep up with you.
00:10:35Miss Ross.
00:10:37Today's appreciation dinner with Mr. Drake.
00:10:39I've sent you the location.
00:10:41Okay.
00:10:42I got it.
00:10:43I will see you there.
00:10:50Bella.
00:10:51How about this dress for tonight?
00:10:54The color really suits you.
00:10:55And the shoes are in the second level, in the fourth cubby, in the closet.
00:11:00Mom, can you stop always hovering over me?
00:11:04You and dad have been divorced for 10 years.
00:11:09Can you get a life of your own?
00:11:11Like, find a man?
00:11:19Elaine, remember that you are yourself first, and then you are Bella's mother.
00:11:27Uh-uh.
00:11:44Uh-uh.
00:11:45I heard that today's guest is a real genius.
00:11:49You should take the chance to learn from him.
00:11:52Yeah, yeah.
00:11:53I got it.
00:11:54Elaine!
00:12:04what the hell are you doing here
00:12:09bella watch your language mom he snuck in here with bad intentions i just know it
00:12:16he's definitely after me bella i told you there's no chance
00:12:24miss grant there you are sweetheart you look amazing
00:12:36and who is this uh this is jace cooper bella's classmate jace cooper the one who confessed
00:12:46about you the other day okay keep your voice down good job kev you've got good taste but
00:12:56elaine has plenty of admirers is that so um well speaking of admirers here comes one now
00:13:09elaine what a pleasant surprise
00:13:12you look stunning as ever oh it is
00:13:23don't touch her
00:13:33who the hell are you kid marco this kid is one of elaine's biggest admirers feeling the
00:13:39pressure god why does lucille have to bring that up again a useless brat like him why would i feel
00:13:46the pressure well he's taller than you more attractive and younger too that is all subjective
00:13:56listen kid know your place and in a place like this you are way out of your league
00:14:04don't worry about me i was invited by mr drake
00:14:13mr drake is one of the titans of the tech industry you don't just bump into him kid are you
00:14:20making
00:14:20things up no i'm pretty sure he's just making up reasons to be around me so lame bella mom jace
00:14:30has
00:14:30been my classmate for three years he's bottom of the class why would mr drake invite him so you're
00:14:41saying he's a loser right i know you snuck in here just trying to find an opportunity here's the deal
00:14:49my friend okay you suck up to me and maybe i get you a job as a doorman in my
00:14:56company marco
00:14:58that's enough jace is my guest don't take it too far it's okay elaine it's okay
00:15:06me a doorman he's not even qualified to give me a job who the hell are you calling him qualified
00:15:16what are you doing
00:15:23stop
00:15:25oh mr drake i am so happy to see you
00:15:30jace i'm so glad you could make it i was worried you wouldn't accept my invitation
00:15:38i was worried you wouldn't accept my invitation
00:15:40it's a pleasure to meet you mr drake
00:15:42uh mr drake you know jace
00:15:45of course i do jace helped us solve the core technical problem of our project
00:15:49i mean this whole banquet is in his honor so jace is that boy genius wait a second that is
00:15:57impossible he's just a student how could he possibly help you don't underestimate him
00:16:03i went to every top expert and none of them can solve it jace however solved it in under three
00:16:08days with his talents he's bound to surpass me one day
00:16:13you flatter me mr drake really i can't believe jace worked this hard just to be worthy of me
00:16:21i didn't know you're a computer genius
00:16:24yeah well there's a lot you don't know about me
00:16:28but i mean if you want to find out more we can have a private demonstration later
00:16:41kids you are a business major when did you get so good at computer sciences
00:16:46lucille does she really need to stand that close while talking
00:16:49oh well i taught myself i was always interested in computers but i just chose a lot of major
00:16:56to reach that level by self-study it must have taken so much work
00:17:01so young and already so steady much better than my own kid
00:17:05miss grant you seem quite taken by jace
00:17:08of course
00:17:10well wouldn't one such a talented dedicated young man
00:17:14jace why don't you let me be your second mother
00:17:18i would look after you very very thoroughly
00:17:22no way
00:17:28lucille stop teasing him
00:17:32miss grant
00:17:34someone like him doesn't deserve a second mother like you
00:17:38well
00:17:39what do you think kid
00:17:44um i appreciate that miss grant but i can't accept
00:17:52sorry
00:17:53all right
00:17:54bye
00:17:55at least take my card
00:17:58call me
00:17:59if you ever need anything
00:18:02could lucille actually be interested in jace
00:18:12and i can promise that from here on out everything will be uphill
00:18:16i'm looking forward to it
00:18:18mom i've got plans later i gotta go
00:18:22pleasure
00:18:22pleasure
00:18:25oh elaine elaine elaine elaine
00:18:27what an awkward evening no
00:18:30let me give you a ride home
00:18:32i drive a very fast car
00:18:34okay uh no need i i drove myself
00:18:37elaine uh weren't you gonna drive me back to campus
00:18:39right um let's go
00:18:47nobody denies marco rivera
00:19:00so how long are you planning on holding my hand for
00:19:04you were holding it first actually
00:19:11your hands are soft
00:19:13softer than most girls my age
00:19:16so you've held a lot of girls hands before
00:19:19what
00:19:20no no no no wait no
00:19:22um
00:19:23by the way you should
00:19:25lucille can
00:19:26be a bit much
00:19:28don't get too close to her
00:19:30are you jealous
00:19:40watch out
00:19:41watch out
00:19:41watch out
00:19:45come to me
00:19:46and if we need space
00:19:48then why can't i stay on your love it
00:19:54and if we're bound to break
00:19:56then tell me why my heart's still holding
00:20:05elaine
00:20:05remember that you are yourself first
00:20:09and then you are bella's mother
00:20:13elaine
00:20:16um
00:20:18um
00:20:20i have a few things to take care of
00:20:22i should head out
00:20:28leaving so soon
00:20:32jace um
00:20:33my computer broke
00:20:34could you come over sometime
00:20:36after class to help fix it
00:20:38sure
00:20:39sure i'll check it out
00:20:47i'll make a proper dinner for jace
00:20:49tomorrow night
00:21:18to think
00:21:24i guess i'll have to give him the cold shoulder
00:21:26once he meets a girl who's own age
00:21:28he'll probably move on
00:21:38and know
00:21:41and regroup
00:21:53she'll have to be a gem
00:21:54two
00:21:54and
00:21:54and
00:21:58i
00:21:59Oh
00:22:03Elaine, Elaine you home?
00:22:29Hey, honey, Andrew, we've been divorced for 10 years. Stop calling me that
00:22:37That's really funny
00:22:39Girl you look so good. You do. Thank you. Thank you. I mean it is my birthday. Did you forget
00:22:45what today was?
00:22:50Look Bella is celebrating her birthday with her classmates today if you wish to see her schedule ahead next time
00:22:59Thank you. Okay, almost everyone is here. Um, I love this. This is really cute. Hi, Mrs. Potts.
00:23:06This is everyone. Thank you for being here. I can't believe you're getting this much older.
00:23:11Hey, where's Jace? Wasn't he supposed to confess to Bella?
00:23:15A broke nobody with a crap GPA? Please, I wouldn't be surprised if he chickened out.
00:23:22When Jace shows up, I'm going to shut him down right in front of everyone.
00:23:30Bro, you've got this. She's gonna say yes.
00:23:46So this is the boy who's about to confess to my daughter. He's actually pretty decent-looking. Not like they
00:23:52said.
00:23:58Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Say it.
00:24:06Jace, I know you like me, but there's no chance.
00:24:13Elaine.
00:24:19Will you be my girlfriend?
00:24:29Jace, weren't you going to confess to me?
00:24:32I knew you never really liked me. Honestly, you were never really the one.
00:24:39I knew it. Elaine, okay, can you please just give me a chance?
00:24:46Jace, you're joking, right?
00:24:49Not at all. If it weren't for Bella, I would've never even gotten the chance to be near you.
00:24:55You... you jerk!
00:24:57Oh man, Jace wants to be Bella's stepdad.
00:25:03Mom, don't listen to him. He's talking nonsense.
00:25:08No, Mom.
00:25:09Young man, um, come with me. I'm talking.
00:25:19Bella's mom is what, 40? Jace's taste is pretty unique.
00:25:25Wait, is Jace for real? Does he actually have a crush on your mom?
00:25:30Shut up. He was just scared I would reject him, so he pulled this stunt to get back at me.
00:25:45Jace, you weren't being serious back there.
00:25:48Elaine, I have been in love with you since the first moment I saw you.
00:26:03I have been in love with you.
00:26:06I have been in love with you.
00:26:07I have been in love with you.
00:26:07Kidder, are you okay?
00:26:08You don't look so good. Here, take this.
00:26:11No, I'm okay.
00:26:39The way my feelings for you are real.
00:26:45My feelings for you are real.
00:26:50Kid, have you heard of the Oedipus Complex?
00:26:55Uh-huh. Are you saying you think I have an Oedipus Complex?
00:26:59Well...
00:27:00Elaine?
00:27:02My feelings for you have nothing to do with that.
00:27:11Well, I am already 40 and you're 20. I could be your mom.
00:27:16So what?
00:27:19I like you.
00:27:21Your maturity and elegance fascinates me more than girls my age.
00:27:28But now you...
00:27:30You know they say that...
00:27:33Putting a young engine in a classic body is a terrible idea.
00:27:39But personally...
00:27:42I think it's the perfect upgrade.
00:27:47The description...
00:27:49You're really...
00:27:55You're really...
00:27:57Lately I've been staring at the dark.
00:28:01Turn my inner demons into art.
00:28:23Lately.
00:28:24Lately.
00:28:26Lately.
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00:29:01Lately.
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00:29:03Lately.
00:29:05A very 20 years younger than me just hit on me.
00:29:11Elaine, I meant every word. Just let me know whenever you're ready.
00:29:21Elaine, wake up!
00:29:23This is just a young boy's momentary impulse.
00:29:28Darling, you have half an hour to get ready and this time I promise to make you tingle from head
00:29:34to toe.
00:29:36Thank you, Lucille. See you then.
00:29:48Finally you're here. I heard that a young man confessed to you recently.
00:29:55Since when did you start being so nosy?
00:29:57I'm just looking out for you. After all these years single, don't you want a man?
00:30:02Men? None of them are reliable.
00:30:07Men aren't for relying on darling. They're for indulging. Especially the young ones.
00:30:20Lucille!
00:30:22You are doing way too much.
00:30:24And you are always too dull.
00:30:27Always having a female massage therapist.
00:30:31No offense. You're great.
00:30:37When are you going to start living for yourself?
00:30:43I don't know. Maybe after Bella graduates college?
00:30:47Elaine, remember that you are yourself first. And then you are Bella's mother.
00:30:56Well...
00:30:57Elaine.
00:31:00My feelings for you have nothing to do with that.
00:31:10Elaine? Still busy? I miss you.
00:31:16Elaine?
00:31:18I'm...
00:31:21I'm...
00:31:22...handling work.
00:31:28Make sure you get some rest. Beautiful ladies shouldn't let dark circles stay in their glow.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:42Who are you texting?
00:31:45Who are you texting?
00:31:46Elaine Ross.
00:31:48Who could be my baby in love with all these years?
00:31:53Like Bella's mother?
00:31:55Bro, she's like 40.
00:31:57You're joking, right?
00:32:01Our world needs fire.
00:32:03And I am that flame.
00:32:06David, I'm dead serious about this.
00:32:16Hello?
00:32:17Mr. Cooper, thanks for having to fix the project issue.
00:32:21I'm throwing a small appreciation dinner.
00:32:23Can you make it?
00:32:24Sure.
00:32:25Great.
00:32:26I'll send you the address.
00:32:36Elaine, I'll do everything I can to keep up with you.
00:32:44Miss Ross, today's appreciation dinner with Mr. Drake, I've sent you the location.
00:32:50Okay, I got it. I will see you there. Thank you.
00:32:56Okay.
00:32:59Bella, how about this dress for tonight?
00:33:03The color really suits you.
00:33:05And the shoes are in the second level, in the fourth cubby, in the closet.
00:33:09Mom, can you stop always hovering over me?
00:33:13You and Dad have been divorced for 10 years.
00:33:18Can you get a life of your own? Like, find a man?
00:33:29Elaine, remember that you are yourself first, and then you are Bella's mother.
00:33:46You and Dad.
00:33:51Right.
00:33:53Uh, Bella, I heard today's guest is a real genius.
00:33:58You should take the chance to learn from him.
00:34:01Yeah, yeah, I got it.
00:34:04Elaine!
00:34:04Elaine!
00:34:14What the hell are you doing here?
00:34:18Bella, watch your language.
00:34:20Mom, he snuck in here with bad intentions.
00:34:24I just know it.
00:34:26He's definitely after me.
00:34:28Bella, I told you, there's no chance.
00:34:34Miss Grant!
00:34:37There you are, sweetheart.
00:34:39You look amazing.
00:34:45And who is this?
00:34:48Uh, this is Jace Cooper, Bella's classmate.
00:34:52Jace Cooper?
00:34:54The one who confessed about you the other day?
00:34:58Okay, keep your voice down low.
00:35:01Good job, Kev.
00:35:03You've got good taste.
00:35:05But, Elaine has plenty of admirers.
00:35:09Is that so?
00:35:11Um, well, speaking of admirers, here comes one now.
00:35:18Elaine, what a pleasant surprise.
00:35:25You look stunning as ever.
00:35:28Oh, it is.
00:35:31Ah!
00:35:33Don't touch her.
00:35:42Who the hell are you, kid?
00:35:44Marco, this kid is one of Elaine's biggest admirers.
00:35:48Feeling the pressure.
00:35:49God, why does Lucille have to bring that up again?
00:35:52A useless brat like him?
00:35:54Why would I feel the pressure?
00:35:57Well, he's taller than you.
00:36:00More attractive.
00:36:01And younger, too.
00:36:03That is all subjective.
00:36:06Listen, kid.
00:36:07Know your place.
00:36:09And in a place like this, you are way out of your league.
00:36:14Don't worry about me.
00:36:15I was invited by Mr. Drake.
00:36:18Mr. Drake.
00:36:23Mr. Drake is one of the titans of the tech industry.
00:36:26You don't just bump into him, kid.
00:36:28Are you making things up?
00:36:30No, I...
00:36:31Pretty sure he's just making up reasons to be around me.
00:36:35So lame.
00:36:37Bella.
00:36:38Mom.
00:36:39Jace has been my classmate for three years.
00:36:43He's bottom of the class.
00:36:46Why would Mr. Drake invite him?
00:36:49So you're saying he's a loser, right?
00:36:53I know you snuck in here just trying to find an opportunity.
00:36:57Here's the deal, my friend.
00:36:59Okay?
00:37:00You suck up to me,
00:37:02and maybe I get you a job as a doorman in my company.
00:37:06Marco, that's enough.
00:37:08Jace is my guest.
00:37:10Don't take it too far.
00:37:11It's okay, Lane.
00:37:12It's okay.
00:37:15Me.
00:37:16A doorman.
00:37:18He's not even qualified to give me a job.
00:37:21Who the hell are you calling a qualified?
00:37:25What are you doing?
00:37:29What?
00:37:32Stop!
00:37:34Mr. Drake!
00:37:35I am so happy to see you.
00:37:39Jace!
00:37:40I'm so glad you could make it.
00:37:42I was worried you wouldn't accept my invitation.
00:37:47I was worried you wouldn't accept my invitation.
00:37:49It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Drake.
00:37:52Uh, Mr. Drake, you know Jace.
00:37:54Of course I do.
00:37:56Jace helped us solve the core technical problem of our project.
00:37:58I mean, this whole banquet is in his honor.
00:38:01So, Jace is that boy genius?
00:38:05Wait a second. That is impossible.
00:38:07He's just a student. How could he possibly help you?
00:38:10Don't underestimate him.
00:38:12I went to every top expert and none of them could solve it.
00:38:15Jace, however, solved it in under three days.
00:38:19With his talents, he's bound to surpass me one day.
00:38:22You flatter me, Mr. Drake, really.
00:38:25I can't believe Jace worked this hard.
00:38:28Just to be worthy of me.
00:38:31I didn't know you were a computer genius.
00:38:33Yeah, well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:38:37But, I mean, if you want to find out more, we can have a private demonstration later.
00:38:50Kid, you are a business major.
00:38:53When did you get so good at computer sciences?
00:38:56Lucille? Does she really need to stand that close while talking?
00:38:58Oh, well, I taught myself. I was always interested in computers, but I just chose a lot of major.
00:39:05To reach that level by self-study, I must have taken so much work.
00:39:10So young and already so steady. Much better than my own kid.
00:39:15Miss Grant, you seem quite taken by Jace.
00:39:18Of course.
00:39:19Who wouldn't want such a talented, dedicated young man?
00:39:24Jace, why don't you let me be your second mother?
00:39:27I would look after you very, very thoroughly.
00:39:32No way!
00:39:36Uh, Lucille, stop teasing him.
00:39:41Miss Grant, someone like him doesn't deserve a second mother like you.
00:39:47Well, what do you think, kid?
00:39:53Um...
00:39:54I...
00:39:58I appreciate that, Miss Grant, but I can't accept.
00:40:02Sorry.
00:40:03Alright. Bye.
00:40:04At least take my card.
00:40:07Call me, if you ever need anything.
00:40:11Could Lucille actually be interested in Jace?
00:40:22And I can promise that from here on out, everything will be uphill.
00:40:25I'm looking forward to it.
00:40:27Mom, I've got plans later. I gotta go.
00:40:31Pleasure.
00:40:32Pleasure.
00:40:34Oh, Elaine, Elaine, Elaine.
00:40:37What an awkward evening, no?
00:40:39Let me give you a ride home. I drive a very fast car.
00:40:43Okay, no need. I drove myself.
00:40:46Elaine, weren't you gonna drive me back to campus?
00:40:49Right. Let's go.
00:40:56Nobody denies Marco Rivera.
00:40:59Bocca, ni man, shumana, ni macaroni.
00:41:08So, how long are you planning on holding my hand for?
00:41:13You were holding it first, actually.
00:41:20Your hands are soft.
00:41:23Softer than most girls my age.
00:41:25So, you've held a lot of girls' hands before.
00:41:28What? No, no, no, no. Like, no.
00:41:32Um, by the way, you should-
00:41:34Lucille can be a bit much.
00:41:38Don't get too close to her.
00:41:40Are you jealous?
00:41:52Uh-oh.
00:41:55Wait whoah.
00:41:59Did you help me?
00:42:03And if we're bound to pray, then tell me why my heart's still holding.
00:42:10Don't you free me space? Why can't I stay on your own?
00:42:14Elaine, remember that you are yourself first, and then you are Bella's mother.
00:42:22Elaine?
00:42:26Um, um, I have a few things to take care of. I should head out.
00:42:37Leaving so soon?
00:42:41Jace, um, my computer broke. Could you come over sometime after class to help fix it?
00:42:47Sure, sure. I'll check it out.
00:42:56I'll make a proper dinner for Jace tomorrow night, to think about it.
00:43:16Well, Elaine.
00:43:19My feelings for you have nothing to do with that.
00:43:22Jace has got the body, the skills, and me.
00:43:26I'm just a single mom in my 40s.
00:43:33Guess I'll have to give him the cold shoulder.
00:43:35Once he meets a girl his own age, he'll probably move on.
00:43:42I love you
00:43:47It ain't number, it ain't number
00:43:52Oh, oh, oh.
00:43:55I love you
00:44:06My feelings for you have nothing to do with that.
00:44:08My friends are all the creamientoings, and me.
00:44:08Well, you have me.
00:44:08Oh
00:44:12Elaine Wayne you home
00:44:38Hey, honey, Andrew, we've been divorced for 10 years. Stop calling me that
00:44:46That's really funny
00:44:48So you look so good you do. Thank you. Thank you. I mean it is my birthday. Did you forget
00:44:54what today was?
00:44:59Look Bella is celebrating her birthday with her classmates today if you wish to see her schedule ahead next time
00:45:08Thank you. Okay, almost everyone is here. Oh, I love this. This is really cute. Hi, Mrs. Potts
00:45:15This is everyone. Thank you for being here. I can't believe you're getting this much older. Hey, where's Jace?
00:45:21Wasn't he supposed to confess to Bella?
00:45:24A broke nobody with a crap GPA, please. I wouldn't be surprised if he chickened out
00:45:31When Jace shows up, I'm going to shut him down right in front of everyone
00:45:39Bro, you've got this. She's gonna say yes
00:45:55So this is the boy who's about to confess to my daughter. He's actually pretty decent-looking. Not like they
00:46:01said
00:46:07Say yes
00:46:09Say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes
00:46:15Jace, I know you like me, but there's no chance
00:46:22Elaine
00:46:28Will you be my girlfriend?
00:46:38Jace, weren't you going to confess to me?
00:46:41I knew you never really liked me. Honestly, you were never really the one
00:46:48I mean it
00:46:50Elaine
00:46:52Okay, can you please just give me a chance?
00:46:55Jace, you're joking, right?
00:46:58Not at all
00:47:00If it weren't for Bella, I would have never even gotten the chance to be near you
00:47:04You jerk!
00:47:06Oh man, Jace wants to be Bella's step-dad
00:47:12Mom, don't listen to him! He's talking nonsense!
00:47:17There's no one
00:47:18Young man, um, come with me
00:47:20I'm talking
00:47:28I'm talking
00:47:29Bella's mom is what, 40?
00:47:31Jace's taste is pretty unique
00:47:34Wait, is Jace for real?
00:47:36Does he actually have a crush on your mom?
00:47:41He was just scared I would reject him
00:47:43And so he coped a stunt to get back at me
00:47:54Jace, you weren't being serious back there
00:47:57Elaine
00:48:00I have been in love with you
00:48:03Since the first moment I saw you
00:48:15Kidder, are you okay?
00:48:17You don't look so good
00:48:19Here, take this
00:48:48The way my feelings for you were
00:48:54My feelings for you are real
00:49:00Kidder, have you heard of the Oedipus complex?
00:49:05Uh-huh
00:49:05Are you saying you think I have an Oedipus complex?
00:49:08Well
00:49:08Elaine
00:49:12My feelings for you have nothing to do with that
00:49:20Well, I am already 40 and you're 20
00:49:24I-I could be your mom
00:49:26So what?
00:49:28I like you
00:49:31The maturity and elegance
00:49:34Fascinates me more than girls my age
00:49:37But now you
00:49:39You know they say that
00:49:42Putting a young engine in a classic body is a terrible idea
00:49:48But personally
00:49:51I think it's the perfect upgrade
00:49:57Description
00:49:59You're really
00:50:07Lately I've been staring at the dark
00:50:11Turn my inner demons into art
00:50:14Face
00:50:15Elaine
00:50:33$12
00:50:37Please give me a chance
00:50:38Please be my girlfriend.
00:50:40Kid, we're really not ready for each other.
00:50:44Okay. Okay.
00:50:46Don't reject me just yet.
00:50:58Here's my number.
00:51:00Call me.
00:51:03He wishes.
00:51:11I'll wait for an answer.
00:51:15A guy 20 years younger than me just hit on me.
00:51:20Elaine, I meant every word.
00:51:21Just let me know whenever you're ready.
00:51:30Elaine, wake up.
00:51:32This is just a young boy's momentary impulse.
00:51:37Darling, you're half an hour to get ready,
00:51:39and this time I promise to make you tingle from head to toe.
00:51:45Thank you, Lucille.
00:51:47See you then.
00:51:57Finally, you're here.
00:51:59I heard that a young man confessed to you recently.
00:52:04Since when did you start being so nosy?
00:52:06Oh, I'm just looking out for you.
00:52:09After all these years single, don't you want a man?
00:52:11Men, none of them are reliable.
00:52:16Men aren't for relying on darling.
00:52:19They're for indulging, especially the young ones.
00:52:30Lucille, you are doing way too much.
00:52:33And you are always too dull.
00:52:36Always having a female massage therapist.
00:52:40No offense.
00:52:41You're great.
00:52:46When are you going to start living for yourself?
00:52:52I don't know.
00:52:54Maybe after Bella graduates college?
00:52:56Elaine, remember that you are yourself first,
00:53:00and then you are Bella's mother.
00:53:05Well, Elaine.
00:53:09My feelings for you have nothing to do with that.
00:53:19Elaine, still busy?
00:53:21I miss you.
00:53:25Elaine.
00:53:27I'm...
00:53:32Handling work.
00:53:37Make sure you get some rest.
00:53:39Beautiful ladies shouldn't let dark circles stick in their glow.
00:53:46Okay.
00:53:51Great, Dexton.
00:53:54Elaine Ross.
00:53:57Give me my better love with all these years.
00:54:02Like Bella's mother.
00:54:04Bro, she's like 40.
00:54:06You're joking, right?
00:54:10Our world needs fire.
00:54:12And I am that flame.
00:54:15David, I'm dead serious about this.
00:54:25Hello.
00:54:26Mr. Cooper.
00:54:28Thanks for helping fix the project issue.
00:54:30I'm throwing a small appreciation dinner.
00:54:32Can you make it?
00:54:33Sure.
00:54:34Great.
00:54:35I'll send you the address.
00:54:45Elaine, I'll do everything I can to keep up with you.
00:54:53Miss Ross, today's appreciation dinner with Mr. Drake, I've sent you the location.
00:54:59Okay, I got it.
00:55:01I will see you there.
00:55:09Bella, how about this dress for tonight?
00:55:12The color really suits you.
00:55:14And the shoes are in the second level, in the fourth cubby, in the closet.
00:55:17Mom, can you stop always hovering over me?
00:55:22You and Dad have been divorced for 10 years.
00:55:27Can you get a life of your own?
00:55:29Like, find a man?
00:55:37Elaine, remember that you are yourself first, and then you are Bella's mother.
00:56:03Bella, I heard today's guest is a real genius.
00:56:07You should take the chance to learn from him.
00:56:10Yeah, yeah, I got it.
00:56:13Elaine!
00:56:22What the hell are you doing here?
00:56:27Bella, watch your language.
00:56:29Mom, you snuck in here with bad intentions.
00:56:33I just know it.
00:56:35He's definitely after me.
00:56:37Bella, I told you, there's no chance.
00:56:42Miss Grant.
00:56:46There you are, sweetheart.
00:56:48You look amazing.
00:56:54And who is this?
00:56:57Uh, this is Jace Cooper, Bella's classmate.
00:57:01Jace Cooper?
00:57:03The one who confessed about you the other day?
00:57:06Okay, keep your voice down.
00:57:10Good job, Kev.
00:57:12You've got good taste.
00:57:14But Elaine has plenty of admirers.
00:57:18Is that so?
00:57:20Um, well, speaking of admirers, here comes one now.
00:57:27Elaine, what a pleasant surprise.
00:57:34You look stunning as ever.
00:57:37Oh, it is.
00:57:41Ah!
00:57:42Don't touch her.
00:57:51Who the hell are you, kid?
00:57:53Marco, this kid is one of Elaine's biggest admirers.
00:57:57Feeling the pressure.
00:57:58God, why does Lucille have to bring that up again?
00:58:01A useless brat like him, why would I feel the pressure?
00:58:06Well, he's taller than you, more attractive, and younger, too.
00:58:12That is all subjective.
00:58:15Listen, kid.
00:58:16Know your place.
00:58:18And in a place like this, you are way out of your league.
00:58:23Don't worry about me.
00:58:24I was invited by Mr. Drake.
00:58:27Mr. Drake.
00:58:32Mr. Drake is one of the titans of the tech industry.
00:58:35You don't just bump into him, kid.
00:58:37Are you making things up?
00:58:39No, I...
00:58:40Pretty sure he's just making up reasons to be around me.
00:58:44So lame.
00:58:46Bella.
00:58:47Mom.
00:58:48Jace has been my classmate for three years.
00:58:52He's bottom of the class.
00:58:55Why would Mr. Drake invite him?
00:58:58So you're saying he's a loser, right?
00:59:02I know you snuck in here just trying to find an opportunity.
00:59:06Here's the deal, my friend.
00:59:09Okay?
00:59:09You suck up to me, and maybe I get you a job as a doorman in my company.
00:59:15Marco, that's enough.
00:59:17Jace is my guest.
00:59:19Don't take it too far.
00:59:20It's okay, Elaine.
00:59:21It's okay.
00:59:24It's me.
00:59:25A doorman.
00:59:27He's not even qualified to give me a job.
00:59:30Who the hell are you calling a qualified?
00:59:34What are you doing?
00:59:41Stop!
00:59:43Mr. Drake, I am so happy to see you.
00:59:48Jace, I'm so glad you could make it.
00:59:51I was worried you wouldn't accept my invitation.
00:59:56I was worried you wouldn't accept my invitation.
00:59:59It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Drake.
01:00:01Mr. Drake, you know Jace.
01:00:03Of course I do.
01:00:05Of course I do.
01:00:05Jace helped us solve the core technical problem of our project.
01:00:08I mean, this whole banquet is in his honor.
01:00:09So, Jace is that boy genius?
01:00:14Wait a second.
01:00:15That is impossible.
01:00:16He's just a student.
01:00:17How could he possibly help you?
01:00:20Don't underestimate him.
01:00:21I went to every top expert and none of them could solve it.
01:00:24Jace, however, solved it in under three days.
01:00:28With his talents, he's bound to surpass me one day.
01:00:31You flatter me, Mr. Drake, really.
01:00:34I can't believe Jace worked this hard.
01:00:37Just to be worthy of me.
01:00:40I didn't know you were a computer genius.
01:00:42Yeah, well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
01:00:46But, I mean, if you want to find out more, we can have a private demonstration later.
01:00:59Kid, you are a business major.
01:01:02When did you get so good at computer sciences?
01:01:05Lucille, does she really need to stand that close while talking?
01:01:08Oh, well, I taught myself.
01:01:10I was always interested in computers, but I just chose a lot of major.
01:01:14To reach that level by self-study, I must have taken so much work.
01:01:19So young and already so steady.
01:01:21Much better than my own kid.
01:01:24Miss Grant, you seem quite taken by Jace.
01:01:27Of course.
01:01:28Who wouldn't want such a talented, dedicated young man?
01:01:33Jace, why don't you let me be your second mother?
01:01:36I would look after you very...
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