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00:02What the hell is on?
00:04Thank you for lettin' up be ourselves
00:06So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:08These simple lines be good for your health
00:11If you keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:13Live love life like you just don't care
00:15Five thousand leaders never scared
00:18Raimi noises the moment they fear
00:20Get up so boo, come out there
00:22Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:37Take some government advice, sit the family down, and get ready for your daily hour of
00:41screen time.
00:42It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for The Last Leg.
00:47Tonight on the show, we focus on Iran, give social media the side eye, and zoom in on
00:53some disability sport.
00:55Plus, we'll be joined by singer Charlotte Church and comedian Nabil Abdul-Rashid on the show
01:00that always takes a stern look at the news.
01:11G'day.
01:14Hello.
01:18G'day, I'm Adam Hills.
01:20Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that heard the owner of OnlyFans had died and thought,
01:24I wonder if you have to pay extra for an open coffin.
01:27With me, as always, at the Pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe, and the man who thought
01:30crude oil was the opposite of extra virgin, Alex Brooker.
01:40Loads to get through tonight, but something happened to me during the week that I wanted
01:44to bring up, because I know it's happened to Alex as well, in a similar way.
01:47So I was walking to tennis, I was in a pair of shorts, I had my prosthesis on, I had
01:52it
01:52taped up, because, look, it comes undone when I'm playing, so I have to tape it up.
01:58I keep saying to you, mate, you've got to get a new leg.
02:01Look, I like this one.
02:04Ditto, I like mine as well.
02:06So, as I was walking, this woman walked past me, and she looked down, and she saw my prosthetic
02:10leg, and then she looked up at me as she kept walking and went, ooh, ouch.
02:19And she went so quickly that I didn't have time to go, it's, what a weird thing to say.
02:25Imagine if she seen Brooker, ouch, ouch, ouch.
02:30She's there like E.T. with a little light-up thing, ouch.
02:34When you first told her, you said, oh, a woman walked past, saw you in your tennis gear.
02:38Yeah.
02:38And said, ouch, I thought she was like the fashion police.
02:41And she was like, ouch, ouch.
02:44But I've, you know, I've had it before, so I was in the shorts, and I was in the supermarket,
02:51and the geezer kept looking down.
02:52You know when someone's looking at you, you go, they're going to say something in a minute?
02:55And he just went, so, what happened there?
02:59And I was like, oh, well, you know, I had to have my foot amputated when I was a baby,
03:03because I didn't have one of the bones in my lower leg, so then I had to make the decision
03:07to amputate my foot, so that's why I've got a prosthetic leg.
03:10And he just went, well, I hope it gets better.
03:20Yeah.
03:24You must have had people wish for you to get better.
03:29Yeah, no, I used to only have one leg, but it grew back.
03:33You had that recently in the gym, right?
03:34Oh, yes, I was in the gym last week, and I had my shorts on, and I was on the
03:39exercise
03:39bike, and his geezer kept looking down on my leg.
03:42And I'm used to people, like, I don't, like, people do a double take, especially in the
03:46gym.
03:46Yeah.
03:46I don't mind it.
03:47I think they, I imagine they're kind of looking, just going, bloody hell, he's done
03:49more than skip leg day.
03:50But he was, like, looking, he was looking down at my leg, and he kept looking at the
03:54lower part of it, and I was thinking, this is really weird.
03:56Then I, I got home, and I got in the shower, took the leg off, and what I'd forgotten is,
04:01that the other week, I'd let my eldest decorate the leg with, er, capybara stickers.
04:06They're called an arrow.
04:07So I had stickers all over my leg, including one that just says love.
04:12Oh.
04:13Which Josh put on there, which was lovely, actually.
04:15But yeah, it's fine.
04:16You know what, when you lifted your leg, oh, your trousers up, the only thing I thought
04:19was, ouch!
04:22It's fine, it's fine now my daughter's into capybara, so tell you what, when she was into
04:26Sabrina Carpenter and put them stickers on, I just looked like a pervert, so.
04:31Er, I'm going to say a sentence now that I've never said before on this show, and I never
04:34thought I would.
04:36In other capybara news, a rogue capybara escaped from Marwell
04:41Zoo last week, and has been spotted across Hampshire, on the banks of the River Itchen,
04:46and at a pub quiz.
04:50I don't know who that hairy guy was, but he was great on South American Geography.
04:55Nice brooker.
04:57This surprising video was taken of the rodent on the banks of a river.
05:00Watch the video, but also listen out for the name of the woman's dog.
05:08Growler?
05:09Growler?
05:10Oh, it's a hot dip.
05:11No, it's a hot dip.
05:11Hello girl, I wait.
05:13What?
05:16Growler!
05:23What in hell is that?
05:27Oh, who calls the dog growler?
05:32Is that this year's Fenton?
05:35Yeah, I'm not sure kind of naming your dog after slang terms for private parts is a...
05:40Anyway, this is my sausage dog, Schlong.
05:44Minge!
05:44Minge!
05:45Minge!
05:45Minge!
05:46Minge!
05:47Minge!
05:49Torture!
05:50Torture!
05:52Faps!
05:56Sorry, I've always wanted to shout that on TV.
05:58I can't believe I said the word...
06:00You, um...
06:00First time I said the word minge, I'd say Alec.
06:04And let's hope the last.
06:05You're sorry.
06:07Alec's actually met a capybara recently and we're not making this up either.
06:10No, I didn't.
06:10Have a look to you.
06:11I met him a bit wanted to do it.
06:14He calls himself, I'll come over and see this little weird thing with funny little paws.
06:17But, um...
06:18Yeah, these are...
06:18No, but you didn't realise these capybara snickers are like Starbucks.
06:21If you get ten, you get to get one, so...
06:25We are live on your telly right now, so feel free to ask us any questions about the news.
06:29Message us on Instagram, the hashtag's IsItOK?
06:31WhatsApp, the number is 07956175908.
06:35Or you can scan the QR code on your screen.
06:37Um, Crispin Fisher just messaged in.
06:39I mean, how's this for topical?
06:40Is it OK?
06:40Will Tiger Woods soon be looking for a new driver?
06:44Uh, let's get into the big story now.
06:46And, um...
06:47You know what?
06:48We all wondered what World War III was gonna look like.
06:51Turns out, it's a lot more ridiculous than any of us would have predicted.
06:55In the last 24 hours, Donald Trump has described the British Navy as toys,
06:59said Iran had been beat to shit,
07:02and, I'm not making this up, implied that the new Ayatollah was gay.
07:07He sounds like Jay from the Inbetweeners.
07:13But the thing is, though, generally, if, like, one of your mates came out
07:16with all of that stuff in the pub, you go,
07:18do you know what, mate, shall we get you home?
07:20Yeah.
07:21We're not sure which of Trump's statements prompted the CIA director,
07:24John Ratcliffe, to adopt this relatable pose.
07:28Oh! I thought they were just playing hide-and-seek.
07:33He's there counting.
07:3499, 100.
07:36Donald's hiding the one place you wouldn't expect, Melania's bedroom.
07:40LAUGHTER
07:42Do you think Donald Trump...
07:44You know when you hide-and-seek with a kid?
07:46Yeah.
07:46With Donald Trump, it's the same.
07:48You walk in, and you can see him poking out.
07:51LAUGHTER
07:51But you have to pretend you can't see him.
07:54LAUGHTER
07:55Trump also rambled at length about his love of Sharpie pens,
07:58for some reason,
07:59before then owning himself in this less-than-humble brag.
08:03I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test.
08:07I took it three times.
08:09It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people.
08:11It wasn't hard for me.
08:13But it's a cognitive test.
08:15It starts off with an easy question,
08:17and by the time you get to the middle, it gets tougher.
08:19By the time you get to the end,
08:21very few people can answer those questions.
08:22They get very tough mathematical equations and things.
08:26I took it three times.
08:28I aced it all three times,
08:30in front of numerous doctors that I have no idea who they are.
08:36Why is he doing it again?
08:38If he's acing it, they're going,
08:40bloody hell, that was good.
08:41I've got to see you do it again.
08:43LAUGHTER
08:44I think he passes it, goes out,
08:46gives another press conference,
08:47and they go in there and go,
08:48do you know what?
08:48I think this fucking computer won't work.
08:51LAUGHTER
08:51If you have to take any test a multiple number of times,
08:54that's not a good thing.
08:56I don't want to get into a cab with a driver who's gone,
08:58you know what?
08:58I've taken the driving test nine times.
09:01LAUGHTER
09:03And going home with someone and they're like,
09:05do you know what?
09:05I've been tested for syphilis four times.
09:09LAUGHTER
09:12I think we're OK.
09:13Look, there has been a lot of back and forward this week.
09:15In fact, the whole thing has been very,
09:17he said, she, I said.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:21That's lovely.
09:22LAUGHTER
09:23Trump repeatedly said Iran are, quote,
09:25begging for a deal, but they say that's not true.
09:28And look, let's face it,
09:29it's probably not the first time Trump's assumed
09:31someone was begging for it when they absolutely weren't.
09:34LAUGHTER
09:35This Week in Iranian Spokes...
09:37Yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:40APPLAUSE
09:45Yeah, repost that one, you orange furball.
09:49LAUGHTER
09:50This Week in Iranian Spokesman explained the situation
09:53in a way that made it sound less like a geopolitical confrontation
09:56and more like a high school spat.
09:59Our American counterparts have begun sending messages
10:02through others, other countries that are our friends.
10:05If there are messages through others
10:07to which we respond with our own position and demands,
10:10that is not called conversation nor negotiation or anything.
10:14This is simply sending messages through others.
10:17It's like the political equivalent of saying,
10:19if you've got something to say to me, say it to my face.
10:22LAUGHTER
10:23Today, the US bombed two nuclear-related facilities
10:25to which Iran said, but we were on a break!
10:28LAUGHTER
10:28The thing is, though, the only time you ever, like,
10:30pass messages to someone, like, through their friends,
10:33is when you're at school, when you fancy someone.
10:36Yeah.
10:36Speaking of which, Adam, can you just come over here a second?
10:40Do you mind? Sorry.
10:42Can you, um...
10:44Can you just give this to Josh for my place?
10:46LAUGHTER
10:51Not with a Capybara involved, no.
10:54LAUGHTER
11:05Don't worry, you can't catch it.
11:06I've been telling you for 14 years.
11:08LAUGHTER
11:09I've been tested four times.
11:11LAUGHTER
11:18At one point this week, Donald Trump said
11:20he was working with the Ayatollah,
11:21but that's the same guy whose father Trump killed
11:23and who may or may not be in a coma.
11:26So he's either angry or sleepy.
11:28But how do...
11:29How many talks gonna go if he's in a coma?
11:31They're gonna be operating him, like,
11:32Weekend at Bernie's.
11:34LAUGHTER
11:35Look, it's not...
11:36It's not a Zoom call moving his jaw up and down.
11:38It's not surprising Iran were a little bit confused by it all.
11:41This week, Donald Trump presented them with a 15-point plan.
11:44But check out the specifics in this vague clip.
11:4815 points.
11:50Well, they're not gonna have a nuclear weapon.
11:52That's number one.
11:53That's number one, two and three.
11:54They will never have a nuclear weapon.
11:57LAUGHTER
11:58LAUGHTER
12:01You can't...
12:01You can't just repeat the first three points over again.
12:05LAUGHTER
12:05It's not the rules of Fight Club.
12:07LAUGHTER
12:07What are rules four through 15?
12:09They...
12:09What did I just say?
12:11LAUGHTER
12:12Sorry.
12:13No, you carry on.
12:13Everyone thinks that the reason why they're not agreeing to it
12:15is because it's the nuclear weapons,
12:17and that's the sticking point.
12:18But it's not.
12:19It's because I found out that the US are asking,
12:22in those 15 points,
12:23they're asking Iran to do things that are impossible
12:25for them to do.
12:26Like, point six is,
12:28eat a doughnut without licking your lips,
12:29and they're just...
12:30LAUGHTER
12:31Point seven is,
12:32find a word that rhymes with orange.
12:33And they're like,
12:34look, we'll give you the nucleus, but...
12:36LAUGHTER
12:37So, one, two, three are...
12:39No nuclear weapons.
12:40Yep.
12:41And then, one, two, three, four is,
12:42I declare a thumb war.
12:44LAUGHTER
12:45And then, five, six, seven, eight is,
12:47who do we appreciate?
12:49LAUGHTER
12:50Look, the main thing is,
12:51Iran already agreed not to have a nuclear weapon
12:53before this war began.
12:54In fact, the entire plan that was put forward this week
12:57seems to be from May 2025.
12:59The giveaway is that it contains references
13:01to the hawk tour girl.
13:04LAUGHTER
13:04Point seven is,
13:05you have to watch adolescence.
13:07LAUGHTER
13:09No, I just think that it's...
13:13I don't...
13:14I forgot what I was going to say.
13:16LAUGHTER
13:17You know what?
13:18I was thinking about...
13:19I was thinking,
13:19is the hawk tour girl last year?
13:21LAUGHTER
13:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:23Point twelve is,
13:24you've got to listen to Lily Allen's new album.
13:27LAUGHTER
13:27What's incredible is,
13:28you aced your cognitive test four times.
13:30Yeah, yeah, I did, yeah.
13:31Yeah.
13:32And I won the fun war.
13:35LAUGHTER
13:37Earlier in the week,
13:38Donald Trump thanked Iran
13:39for giving the US, quote,
13:40a very big present
13:41worth a tremendous amount of money.
13:43And everyone was, like,
13:44wondering what this amazing gift was going to be.
13:46Turned out,
13:46it was allowing eight ships
13:48through the Strait of Hormuz.
13:50Eight.
13:51Before the war,
13:51there were 138 ships a day
13:53going through that strait.
13:54That's not much of a gift.
13:56If this was love, actually,
13:57Donald Trump just got the Joni Mitchell CD.
14:00LAUGHTER
14:01Thankfully,
14:02the British ship HMS Dragon
14:03finally arrived in Cyprus this week.
14:05Four weeks after the war began,
14:06more like dragging your heels,
14:08am I right?
14:09Oh, there we go.
14:10And just when you thought
14:11the British Navy couldn't look more embarrassing,
14:12this week they had to borrow a ship
14:14from Germany
14:15to fulfil their obligations
14:16in the Atlantic Ocean.
14:18How's that working,
14:19like, borrowing...
14:20borrowing a ship off someone
14:21to take to war?
14:22Yeah.
14:23Like, is Keir Starmer
14:24having to go around the ship
14:25with a German bloke with a diagram
14:26just marking off
14:27where the dents already are?
14:30No, there's a scratch
14:31on the starboard side there, Keir.
14:34The captain gets into the seats really far back.
14:37LAUGHTER
14:38The last thing he heard was,
14:39make sure you return it with a full tank.
14:42LAUGHTER
14:44So, look, as the ceasefire is extended
14:46and the world speculates
14:47as to how Donald Trump is behaving,
14:48we think we've found a pattern of bullshit, OK?
14:51Now, there's an acronym being used
14:54to describe Donald Trump's way of operating,
14:56and it's TARCO.
14:57Trump always chickens out.
15:00But we think something else is going on,
15:02and I think Donald Trump's hairstyle
15:03is the key to all this.
15:08Now, Donald Trump likes to charge
15:11into things head-first,
15:12but it doesn't always work out.
15:14Take Iran, for example.
15:15This is a map, a vague map,
15:17of the Strait of Hormuz, OK?
15:21Can you tell what it is yet?
15:24Um...
15:27LAUGHTER
15:30APPLAUSE
15:34Now, Donald Trump attacked these guys,
15:38who then attacked all of these guys.
15:40They then blocked all of this up,
15:41stopping the oil coming from over here.
15:44As you can see, he's made an absolute mess of it.
15:47So, what does Donald Trump do?
15:50LAUGHTER
15:56He just brushes over it
15:57with claims of a peace deal
15:58that may or may not exist.
16:00All he needs is a sympathetic media
16:01to create a smokescreen
16:02and hold it in place.
16:05Oh, that's fucking real.
16:07LAUGHTER
16:09The hair?
16:10I mean, it doesn't look unlike my hair now,
16:13does it?
16:14But this isn't the first time
16:16Donald Trump has done this.
16:17Have a look at Stormy Daniels.
16:19Trump's lawyer paid $130,000 in hush money
16:23for her to keep quiet
16:25about allegations of an affair with Trump,
16:27which he denied.
16:29LAUGHTER
16:30Oh, I've got it in my mouth!
16:33LAUGHTER
16:35How about Trump University, set up in 2004?
16:40It didn't actually confer grades or degrees
16:42and was the subject of a number of lawsuits.
16:45But, three of those lawsuits
16:47Donald Trump settled out of court
16:48for $25 million.
16:51LAUGHTER
16:53Then, there was Trump Steaks.
16:57LAUGHTER
16:58That was with my eyes!
17:01LAUGHTER
17:01Trump Casino Atlantic City.
17:04LAUGHTER
17:07And Trump Shuttle,
17:08an airline that went under, ironically,
17:11partly due to a spike in fuel prices
17:13during the Gulf War.
17:15LAUGHTER
17:17That was like being in Guantanamo Bay.
17:20LAUGHTER
17:21Donald Trump has spent his entire life
17:23running headfirst into things,
17:25making an absolute mess,
17:26and then somehow managing to cover it all up.
17:28Which means TARCO doesn't stand
17:30for Trump Always Chickens Out,
17:32it actually stands for
17:33Trump Always Combs Over.
17:36LAUGHTER
17:47And there you have it.
17:48Male pattern bullshit.
17:51LAUGHTER
17:57All right, let's welcome tonight's guest.
17:59She's a singer who hosts dreaming retreats in the woods.
18:01He's a comedian who has a purple belt in jiu-jitsu.
18:04She's a lover and he's a fighter.
18:06It's Charlotte Church and Nabeel Abdulrashid.
18:08APPLAUSE
18:18Hello!
18:24APPLAUSE
18:30Hello!
18:32Hello!
18:32Hello!
18:33Hello!
18:33What do you make of the world at the moment that can be an answer?
18:40What do I make of the world? I mean
18:43I think that
18:45We wouldn't be in this pickle if there were far more women in power all the way throughout the system
18:57Short of it is male egos
19:03Me?
19:05I think no argument here
19:08No argument here. Nabil, what have you made of Iran and Trump and all of it?
19:14Well far be it from me to regurgitate crazy right-wing conspiracy theories, but
19:29I have to close off my chakras now
19:32It's all the less fault. You see what happened is Donald Trump follow me now Donald Trump was friends with
19:38Elon Musk
19:38Right and they staged a breakup, but it was fake and Elon Musk was known for selling what?
19:42Electric cars. Mm-hmm. That's right. Now
19:46They fake that breakup. He then starts what it makes oil
19:49Become expensive
19:51Donald Trump has been radicalized
19:54By just stop oil
20:06I mean further proof is this what what are they known for they put orange paint on statues of leaders?
20:13Stay what people?
20:22Now Charlotte you asked to sing at Donald Trump's inauguration
20:26I was and I know this because in 2017 you tweeted and I quote your staff have asked me to
20:31sing at your inauguration a simple internet search would show
20:35I think you're a tyrant buy
20:47Do you ever look back and think not enough poo emojis?
20:52Yes quite absolutely not enough poo emojis. There's not enough poo emojis in the world
20:58This week Donald Trump's eager mania reached new heights as a coin was approved with him on one side to
21:04mark America's 250th anniversary
21:05This is what the brash new coin reportedly looks like
21:09He looks like he's about to get a prostate exam
21:14I've had three prostate exams and I aced them all
21:26With a whole bunch of people I don't know who they were
21:31What's weird is in America although look there are exceptions but it's generally illegal in America to have a living
21:36president on a coin
21:39I mean there's two ways of fixing that right
21:43There are some arguments over how big the coin should be not surprisingly Trump wants it to be as big
21:48as possible
21:51So bring in the coin
22:02Now this is the biggest one we can make as you can see this is the front but every head
22:06needs a tail so this is what the back looks like
22:25I'm pretty sure that's called but coin
22:28We'll have more last week for you after the break we'll log out of Facebook and limit our screen time
22:32See you in a little bit
22:48Welcome back to last leg we're joined by Charlotte Church and Nabil Abdul Rashid
22:52In tech news tonight a woman in America has successfully sued Meta and YouTube over her childhood addiction to social
22:59media
23:00Jurors found that both companies intentionally built addictive social media platforms that harmed the 20 year olds mental health
23:06How do we all feel about this?
23:08I'm pleased they've lost I'm delighted they've lost I think it's excellent news
23:12Um
23:17I think genuinely because you sent me that in a Facebook message
23:21I think it's I I think obviously there's a lot of positive things about social media
23:27Yeah, but I think
23:29It's not just that I think companies aren't interested in stopping people addicted to it
23:34It is beneficial for them to make people addicted to it their whole raison d'etre is to get people
23:40on it for as long as possible
23:41So everything they do on there is to get people addicted to get people to keep going on it
23:46Yep
23:46And so I think it's obvious that they're doing that
23:54I mean you you run retreats in the woods this must be like perfect news for you
23:59Yeah, I think it's really important. I mean like the the scientific evidence is really I mean it's not just
24:06compelling
24:07It's it's just completely self-evident at this juncture the the cognitive decline
24:12the ways in which the like young people's brains are growing differently because of
24:17Addiction to social media and technology in general and look this isn't to say like technology is not the bad
24:24thing
24:24Technology is a tool and technology can do some amazing things
24:27It's about the intention behind the technology and the people who have got control of the technology are
24:35horrific fascists
24:39And they are genuinely like they are they are invested in in us being
24:47You know captive
24:49Yeah, you know in in so many ways and our children being captive captive
24:53So I I believe like like we can't wait for
24:57Governments and nation-states to put in the legislation that that protects us
25:02I think we have to practice guardianship in our own household and family
25:11Now obviously now it's been proved to be harmful. Yeah. Do you reckon they'll have warnings on it like cigarettes?
25:17You just log on to Facebook just see a photo of someone who's been catfished
25:23Nabeel anything to add? It's almost like billionaires don't care about people
25:34I
25:35Have a restaurant policy when it comes to these things, right?
25:39So what is advice for you if you go to a Nigerian restaurant or a Chinese restaurant or a Thai
25:43restaurant and there's no Nigerians
25:44No Chinese no Thai eating in there don't eat there
25:47So it's the same thing with these websites the owner of tik-tok doesn't let his children on tik-tok
25:51The fuck are you doing on tik-tok?
25:53Yeah
25:59While we're talking social media the thumbs up emoji was voted this week as Britain's least favorite message icon
26:06People said it's blunt lazy and rude
26:07Tell me about it
26:13Get rid of it
26:15I don't think you should be allowed to do it in real life either
26:19The question what's everyone's most used most used emoji?
26:22I'm less of an emoji person. I'm a chronic voice noter. Oh, I know which which is my mighty isn't
26:28it?
26:29Some people are like love I think voice noting is a is a superior form of communication as to the
26:35humble text
26:36Well, not just call
26:38This is true, you raise a very good point
26:43But also my husband's like on at me often that my elongated, you know sort of bambling voice notes are
26:53a little self-indulgent so
26:55How long is your longest voice note? I got one of eight minutes the other day
26:58Oh, yeah, I'm not that bad. I mean, I think I genuinely like generally keep it around three minutes longer
27:03Oh, okay. I think that's all right. Yeah, that's all right
27:06My favorite emoji is that that that guy, you know the big wide mouth guy
27:17You know the one
27:21He's got a big wide mouth and he looks shocked
27:24Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah
27:27That guy
27:29I'll tell you what if we I know like we've been going down on social media and technology
27:33But if someone can please make that into a sticker
27:38You know what I mean? Like when there's an awkward situation
27:41That guy
27:42Oh, the teeth one
27:43That guy, yeah
27:44What did you show your teeth in?
27:51Meanwhile, Argos has ignited a debate this week after releasing a wooden influencer kit aimed at toddlers
27:57We've got one here. It's for ages three and above. I'm going to set it up for you
28:01There's a little tripod
28:03It comes with a ring light
28:05It comes with a phone
28:08And a camera
28:09And I guess that's like a little mini tablet of some sort
28:13Oh and a microphone and a little microphone
28:15What do we think?
28:17I think the audience seemed horrified
28:19I mean where did like I don't I don't like that
28:22But like where does it where does it stop like my first OnlyFans kit?
28:26I mean the
28:34The kit also comes with this adorable private plane to get you out of Dubai
28:43And look we've decided to jump on board and make our own children's toy
28:46For kids who want to grow up to be on the last leg
28:48Yeah, so we've made our so we've got we've got our very own me and Josh made our very own
28:52Josh and Alex kits
28:54So here we go, so I'm demonstrating this is to be your own very own Josh Widdicombe
28:59We've got the hair
29:00We've got the glasses
29:03We've got the podcast mic
29:09And we've got oh
29:10And we've got oh
29:10Why is there nail clippers in it?
29:12Just for
29:12Well because I've got so many nails on my feet
29:14Oh right
29:14And yeah, yeah, cool too
29:16And yeah, and your nails
29:16You've got Josh's model in the Alex
29:19This is the Alex one so I've got the hair
29:20Yeah, and then I've got the the mittens
29:23Here you go, you've got the little Alex Brooker hands
29:28I'll tell you what, you wear them at Disney you get to the front of the queue
29:32And then look, look at this
29:33Your very own slide on prosthetic leg
29:46Yeah, I'm gonna be honest I think I took it in a slightly different direction
29:50I've got my first, my first bone sore
29:54And then I've got some strawberry flavoured anaesthetic
29:57And a shitload of bandages
29:59All in a little kit called the last leg amputation kit
30:03So
30:05Yeah
30:10Kids at home, send in your videos, let us know how you got on
30:15And look, let's do a bit of royal news now
30:16The Sun this week said that the Duchess of York's Sarah Ferguson
30:19Once met with an American production company
30:20To discuss taking part in a TV reality show
30:23In which she would create clones of Queen Elizabeth's corgis
30:28I was worried that if she'd have taken it on it would have gone well
30:31Then the idea would have been to clone Andrew
30:35And then the clone would go to prison
30:38Oh, that's clever
30:39Do the jail time for him
30:40What if that went wrong and she mistakenly cloned a hundred Andrews?
30:44That's the worst scenario
30:45God, yeah
30:46What would you rather fight?
30:47Like an Andrew made up of a hundred
30:49Like a massive hundred Andrews sized Andrew
30:51Or a hundred little Andrews?
30:53Are we stoned?
30:54I think so
30:56I think that is
30:58This did give Josh and Alex an idea for a game though
31:00Oh, yes
31:00It did
31:01Now
31:03Cloning corgis
31:04We were discussing this earlier this week
31:05And we said the point is
31:07There's no point cloning a corgi
31:09Because you can't tell them apart
31:10All corgis look the same
31:11Yeah
31:11And I'm telling you now
31:12If I had a pound for every time someone has said to me
31:14I can tell any corgis apart easily
31:16I'd have about £2.36
31:17By now
31:18So
31:19We are going to put this to a test
31:20In a game
31:21We are calling
31:24Corgi eyes
31:27I can't believe my corgi eyes
31:36Yes
31:37Welcome
31:38To our brand new game show
31:40I can't believe
31:42I can't believe my corgis
31:45This is a game the queen herself used to regularly play in a drawing room right
31:49In a moment my dear friend Alex Brooker over there
31:52Hi
31:52And I are going to unveil nine pictures of corgis
31:56Okay
31:57But eight of them are the same corgi
32:01And one is a different corgi
32:03Only
32:04How do you find the different corgi?
32:07Basically all you have to do is use the power of your own corg eyes
32:09And tell us which is your one out
32:12But before we start I want to let you know this isn't just a silly game
32:15Because we have a very important special prize on offer for you
32:20This prize is worth winning if you don't live in a flat or have allergies
32:24Right
32:25Let's uncover the corgis
32:27Okay
32:28So
32:29There's corg A
32:30Corg A
32:31Corg B
32:34Here's corg C
32:36Oh this is
32:37Corg D
32:38Happy little guys
32:40Corg E
32:41Yeah get it
32:43Oh
32:43Corg F
32:44Corg F
32:46Corg G
32:47I can hear Charlotte's already playing along
32:48Oh sorry
32:50Corg H
32:51Okay
32:52Oh
32:53And corg I
32:54There you go
32:55Okay
32:56What do you think in the audience?
32:58Oh
32:59Not the woo
33:02Which corgi are you going for?
33:04What are you going for?
33:05He's the real one
33:06He's the real one
33:07He's the real one
33:07So what do you think guys?
33:09I think we think
33:10Well I'm thinking that C's the real one
33:12Um
33:13Simply because all the rest of them
33:14No they're all real corgis
33:15They're all real corgis
33:16None of them are AI
33:18This isn't corg AI
33:19Ha ha ha ha
33:20Oh yes
33:22Yes
33:22Yes brother
33:24We're done
33:26Ha ha ha
33:28Ha ha
33:29So corg C is the
33:31Is the
33:32Not the real one
33:33The uncloned one
33:34The uncloned one
33:35Do you agree with that Nabil?
33:36I'm not sure about it
33:38Like there's something about corg A
33:39That makes me
33:40It looks like he has some kind of substance habit
33:42But that's like
33:44He had some of that air spray weird
33:46Okay so which are you going to lock in your answer?
33:48C Charlotte?
33:49I'm going to go for C
33:50Nabil?
33:54What's that sound?
33:55I'm going to see what I can recognize
33:57Yay!
34:00It's like
34:01Woohoo!
34:01I'm going for that sauce
34:03In this game
34:03Oh yeah
34:04We probably need an answer
34:05Yeah
34:05I think that
34:08Corgi
34:09Corgi
34:10Sorry
34:10You think Corgi
34:11And Charlotte you said
34:12Corg C
34:13Yeah
34:13Corg C
34:15Oh well I can tell you
34:17It was a good try
34:18But it's not right
34:19Your eyes have deceived you
34:20You failed to spot the old corgi out
34:22And I can't believe you got it wrong
34:24It's Corg D
34:25Oh
34:27Oh
34:27Sorry
34:27You could have won
34:29You could have won the special prize
34:31Well let's see what you could have won
34:32Let's bring it out
34:33Oh gosh
34:37Oh
34:40Oh
34:41Oh
34:41Oh
34:42Oh
34:42Oh
34:42Oh
34:47Oh
34:47Oh
34:48Oh
34:55A certain American president
34:56Ah
34:58Does it work?
34:59If I say Donald Trump
35:01Trump
35:01Trump
35:08Alright we'll have more last week for you after the break
35:10As we meet England's deaf women's futsal team
35:12And celebrate their massive victory
35:13We'll see you in a little bit
35:26Welcome back to Last Leg
35:28We're John Marshall at church and Nabeel Abdul Rashid
35:30In disability news now
35:32A woman by the name of Becky Coleman
35:34Is hoping to become the first wheelchair user to row the Oxford and Cambridge boat race course in April
35:38She's here with us tonight so would you please welcome Becky Coleman
35:52Woo
35:52Now Becky let's first say you're wearing a mask because you really don't want to catch anything before the race
35:57is that right?
35:57Yeah I've got to stay good for next week so yeah
36:00Awesome work so when did you start rowing?
36:02So I started rowing just under a year ago a couple of days before the Oxford and Cambridge boat race
36:08actually last April
36:09Right and what changes have to be made to the boat?
36:12Yeah so I row with a fixed seat so I just row with my arms and I also have stabilizers
36:18on the boat as well to add a bit of extra stability
36:20And you're the first person to do this so what's the what's the plan for the future?
36:24Uh possibly maybe do the head of the Charles in America at some point
36:28Um so I know we've had a bit of a dig at the US this evening but maybe still welcome
36:33Um yeah possibly that and maybe write a book at some point as well
36:37Kind of my experience with sepsis that I had a few years ago so yeah
36:40And so and like looking into your biog you were also an elite triathlete and a top 40 wheelchair tennis
36:46player
36:46So can you stop making the rest of us look bad?
36:56We we do have a little we do have a little gift for you
36:59We've got a little hands in a boat
37:01Uh hands was our little Paralympic mascot
37:09There you go
37:10No worries
37:11Good luck give us a wave take hands with you
37:14Good luck Becky
37:20Glenn said is it okay that the women's England's deaf footballers are champions?
37:26Oh yes it fucking is
37:27Yes England won the European Deaf Futsal Championship after their 2-0 win against Poland in the final over the
37:34weekend
37:34Here are some of the highlights
37:37Uh this is the first goal from Lucinda Lawson
37:41Great finish
37:42Great finish
37:43Here are the scenes at the final whistle
37:49And here's the trophy left
37:56We are very excited to have them in the studio and they're just as excited to be here
38:00So put your hands in the air like you really care for the European champions
38:03The England Deaf Women's Futsal Team
38:05Great finish
38:08Woo
38:11Woo
38:12Woo
38:13Woo
38:14Woo
38:14Woo
38:14Woo
38:14Woo
38:32So congratulations to you all. Zara, the captain. Where's Zara?
38:36Zara, what changes are made to the rules of your game?
38:40Yeah, so it's an indoor five-a-side football style.
38:44Obviously, that's the format. Without the walls, we play on a hard surface with a heavier ball so it's a
38:49little bit different than football because we play indoors.
38:53But in terms of the deaf football game, we obviously play without our hearing devices so everyone's on a level
38:58playing field and the referees are supposed to use flags instead of whistles.
39:03It doesn't always work out that way, especially when you see a referee blowing a whistle and everyone's still running.
39:08LAUGHTER
39:10So, Kate, what are the challenges of playing deaf futsal?
39:14Well, we can't hear is the first.
39:17LAUGHTER
39:20APPLAUSE
39:24That's the start. I think there's lots of different things that sort of play a part.
39:29And so you've constantly got to be aware of every single little thing around you all the time.
39:35Because as Zara said, sometimes you keep running, someone else has stopped and you end up clattering into each other
39:41sometimes.
39:42So on the court, that's one thing. And then off the court, we've actually got...
39:48We've all got full-time jobs. And then you've got Ellie with a full-time job and she's also a
39:54mum and Forrest came out to support us as well.
39:56So there's lots of different challenges.
39:59And Maisie, how do you communicate with each other?
40:02Yeah, so when we get each other's attention, we use BSL.
40:04So every country will have their own sort of sign language.
40:07But to be honest, the hardest part is actually getting the person's attention in the first place.
40:12I think some people can pick up a bit of sounds, you can yell at them and they will hear
40:15you.
40:16Most of us, it's frantic waving of hands, trying to get people's attention.
40:20Or if you're Ellie Bettridge, you like to jump up and down and stomp your feet and still not get
40:23the person's attention.
40:24Yeah.
40:25And Sophie, you're 16.
40:2817.
40:2817, pardon me.
40:30So were you calling home regularly?
40:34No.
40:37To be fair, I'd probably call my friends more than I'd actually call my own mum.
40:41Which, I'm sorry mum, but my friends are more important there.
40:47Wow.
40:48And look, we want to end the show by singing Football's Coming Home or Futsal's Coming Home.
40:53But we also want to sign it while we do it.
40:55So Lucinda, can you show us how to sign It's Coming Home, Futsal's Coming Home?
41:05It's Coming Home.
41:07Does it have to be the right hand?
41:10So let's try...
41:11It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, Futsal's coming home.
41:18It's a very small house I've got here.
41:22It's a bungalow.
41:28We're going to try and learn that over the break and put those skills to use at the end of
41:33the show.
41:33We'll hold a sing-along and a sign-along for the England Deaf Women's Futsal Team.
41:38It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, Futsal's coming home.
41:44I think we've got it.
41:45We'll see you in a little bit.
41:52APPLAUSE
42:00Welcome back to Last Leg.
42:01We're John Moussel at church and Nabil Abdul Rashid.
42:05We're going to recap some news you might have missed this week.
42:07Sharks swimming in the Bahamas have been found to have traces of cocaine in their blood.
42:12LAUGHTER
42:13Yeah, cos sharks aren't cocky enough.
42:17Although I reckon it would be easier to get away from a shark if before they bit you, they had
42:21to tell you about crypto.
42:24I imagine them so off their nut that in the water they're doing the Jaws music themselves going...
42:32We're going to need a bigger mirror.
42:33Why has my thing gone smaller?
42:36I think that would be called the grinding Jaws music.
42:39Along with the great white powder, sharks were also found to have had caffeine in their system.
42:44I know, I don't know if you've ever seen an over-caffeinated shark who's also taking cocaine.
42:49It's pretty much the same vibe as an estate agent's Christmas party.
42:54Meanwhile, a former Tory MP named Crispin Blunt was revealed this week to have been in possession of crystal meth.
42:59Police also found cannabis, presumably for a joint, or as it's now known on the street, a Crispin Blunt.
43:05LAUGHTER
43:07He represented himself in court, which is never a good sign,
43:10and said that he hosted drug-fuelled chemsex parties at his house in order to help inform government policy.
43:17No, he didn't!
43:20What?!
43:20Oh, my days!
43:22A man of the people.
43:24LAUGHTER
43:28That's crazy!
43:30Do you know what? I was up till 3am last night working on policy.
43:35I think you might enjoy prison.
43:37By the way, Crispin Blunt...
43:38Working on prison policy.
43:40Crispin Blunt lost the party whip in 2023, and the party handcuffs a year later.
43:46LAUGHTER
43:46Animal story tonight.
43:48A squirrel was caught on film in London this week handling a vape in Brixton.
43:53Brr!
43:53LAUGHTER
43:57Here is...
43:59Here is the startling footage.
44:03There it is.
44:04Squirrel with a vape.
44:06Somewhere in the Caribbean, there's a shark on cocaine going,
44:09Eh, soft cock.
44:11LAUGHTER
44:13And finally, Ipswich Town Football Club were forced to release a statement this week after reform leader Nigel Farage...
44:18Ooooooooo!
44:20LAUGHTER
44:23I couldn't help it.
44:25Oh, fuck that guy.
44:26I love that guy.
44:27I know, you hate Ipswich.
44:29I fucking...
44:30LAUGHTER
44:32Huge Norwich fan, Charlotte.
44:35Nigel Farage posted these promotional photos of himself on a tour of the stadium with the phrase,
44:39I've never been too bad on the right wing.
44:41Fuck off. Sorry.
44:43The club pointed out it wasn't an official visit and that they do not support any political viewpoint.
44:48Uh, yes.
44:49Just reflect how embarrassed the Ipswich town... the Ipswich fans are so embarrassed.
44:54Like, even more so than Arsenal fans, and Bin Laden supported us.
44:58LAUGHTER
45:00Uh...
45:01Ipswich's rivals Norwich hit back with this cheeky post saying,
45:04Book a stadium tour of Carrow Road, terms and conditions will most definitely apply.
45:09Uh, alright, we're about to end the show by celebrating the England women's deaf futsal team winning the European Championships,
45:14but before we do, would you please thank our guests, Charlotte Church...
45:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:20And Nabeel Abdul-Rushin...
45:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:25And my co-host, Josh Whittakam...
45:27AND ALEX BROCKER!
45:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:30We'll be back next week with comedian Josh Pugh, TV legend Lorraine Kelly, and online sensation Steve Bracknell.
45:35But right now, it's time to celebrate the England women's, and I'm...
45:39Yeah, do you know what, I'm gonna put these on as well.
45:41The England women's deaf futsal team, who last weekend won the European Championship!
45:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:51Hit the music!
45:55It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming,
46:01Consul's coming home.
46:02It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, Consul's coming home.
46:11There we go!
46:11Everyone seems to know the score.
46:16We've heard it all before, but not them.
46:22They were sure that England would just blow them away with a brilliant display, show them all how to play.
46:32Cos they remembered three lines on a shirt.
46:38Everybody cheering.
46:41It takes twice the work.
46:45To win without your hearing.
47:00It's coming home, it's coming home.
47:04It's coming home, it's coming, Consul's coming home.
47:15Thanks for watching The Last Leg.
47:17My name's Adam Hills, we'll see you next week for The Next Leg!
47:20The Next Leg!
47:21Who are we?
47:29Who DOING WITH THE EMPORD mana Hotline?
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