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00:07Thank you, Dad.
00:11Dad!
00:15Hello?
00:16I'm on the doorbell, not your phone.
00:21What do you mean, you're on the doorbell?
00:24Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:27Your house is a camera.
00:32At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:55I'm so sorry.
00:56You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:03I have never in my life heard Matt shriek like that.
01:06It was crazy.
01:07Come join.
01:14The Neighborhood Watch.
01:16You are currently being recorded.
01:32A couple is surprised to find their umbrella upside down.
01:37I don't know how that happened.
01:38The chair was knocked over, too.
01:40Do you think it happened...
01:41It didn't happen in the storm last night, didn't it?
01:43Yeah.
01:44Isn't that odd?
01:45Isn't that odd?
01:45Geez, did we get that big of a gust today?
01:47Did we get that big of a gust today?
02:03Something just snuck into this house through an open patio door.
02:07Oh, my God!
02:09Oh!
02:09Oh!
02:29What the hell? Are you okay?
02:32Yeah!
02:33I couldn't get the car under.
02:35Hurt!
02:38Called Big Booty Queen.
02:39This kid has just written a new rap song.
02:43Ready?
02:44I'm a king with the Big Booty Queen.
02:47We went to Booga King, got a big black powder heavier than my Big Booty Queen.
02:50Dang, that's crazy.
02:51And then I said, why do you look like a power pump for not 200 days?
02:55Get out of my gap to the guy who worked at Booga King.
02:59And then he said, my Big Booty Queen is fat.
03:02Then I threw him out of the window because we don't talk about that guy.
03:07Woo!
03:09Okay.
03:14A couple is about to get a surprise visit.
03:17Being up in western North Carolina, up in a national rainforest essentially, we're surrounded by a ton of wildlife.
03:25It's a big appeal for the area, just being with nature and never knowing what you're going to experience.
03:30Right.
03:30Every time you walk out the door, you hear something.
03:35I'm just sitting on the couch with my coffee and my two dogs.
03:42And all I hear is Matt scream like Homer Simpson.
03:46And I'm like, what in the world?
03:50Matt, stop.
03:53I have never in my life heard Matt shriek like that.
03:56It was crazy.
03:57It was just so unexpected that it just, the initial reaction was just, is there really a bat inside with
04:05us?
04:07My brain was saying, get to the door.
04:09But in the process of that, the bat was still circling and diving.
04:13It swooped right at my head several times.
04:16Matt, open the door.
04:18Matt, open the door.
04:21I always stay cool in high pressure situations.
04:24It's my superpower.
04:26It is.
04:27I just kept saying, Matt, open the door.
04:29And he wasn't.
04:30He was running around screaming.
04:31And so yes, I was annoyed.
04:34Nobody else was reacting.
04:35So I felt like I had to make up for the dog's lack of reaction and Jenny's lack of reaction.
04:39Sometimes I call Matt the nuclear reactor.
04:43Matt, let it out.
04:47Ah!
04:49Ah!
04:50Open the front door.
04:51The more Matt moved, the more the bat would swoop at just him.
04:55Which made me very thankful because I was trying to contain both of the dogs.
04:59I just had to keep my cool while that bat chased Matt everywhere.
05:01But what I've since learned is that the best thing to do is actually back yourself up against the wall
05:06because bats really can't see.
05:08Alright, it's on the ceiling.
05:13Once I got the door open, the bat had perched itself up on a beam on our ceiling.
05:18And that was it.
05:18It didn't fly after that.
05:21Where's Jason?
05:22What?
05:22Where's Jason?
05:23Jason.
05:23Jason is one of the wildlife experts, kind of who you call if you have squirrels in your attic or
05:30a bear in your crawl space.
05:32How the f*** do you get in here?
05:34I don't f*** know.
05:37We already had called because we knew we still had a few bats outside.
05:41We were doing some work in our chimneys and they were coming down our chimney into our screen porch.
05:46But it never occurred to me in a million years that there was one inside.
05:50I pointed out where the bat was, we showed it to him and he did his job and safely removed
05:56the bat.
05:58It was a happy ending.
05:59I think if it were to happen again, maybe a little less shrieking.
06:03But that's what made you the pony.
06:04Right.
06:06Stop!
06:07Stop!
06:08Stop!
06:20Well?
06:23Stop!
06:33Stop!
06:43Oh my God!
07:02a furniture move becomes family legend i have to wait max i thought oh i can balance this let's go
07:21this delivery guy is looking for a shortcut
07:52so
07:57so
08:17this man is preparing for a mulch delivery
08:40so
08:47at this home a family is trying to move a desk
08:50now matt when you start to pull it out you're going to have to be pretty strong
08:54i was going to grad school and i decided that i would want a desk in order to become a
09:00real scholar
09:01and i was going to use the desk to do scholarly stuff
09:04and rather than spend money on like a new desk i decided that i would like to have the very
09:10fancy
09:11very heavy old oak desk that my parents had up in the upstairs of our house
09:16in other words you were cheap
09:19yeah that's a good way of putting it
09:21you don't want to break the gutter so you just want to have the gutter as like an handling point
09:25there's only one room upstairs and it's a spiral staircase to get up
09:29so anything that gets up there has to come over the balcony so we decided i had decided
09:34that we were just going to pick it up and lift it and set it down
09:38without realizing that it's about a 200 pound desk
09:41it was not 200 pounds there's some discrepancy about the weight
09:47bring it down slowly max you go on the back end
09:51the plan was simple me and my mother are going to lower it down to my brother at which point
09:57and i would run downstairs to help sam
10:01i thought that i would be strong enough to lift
10:03700 pounds over my head it's getting heavier and heavier
10:06now i want you to gently bring it down and i will let you know when i have it
10:12when i heard about it my first question was don't you want to wait until your dad comes home
10:15and they both were like oh no we got this we can do it
10:19and i thought oh well then okay let me see how that turned out
10:25keep on coming give it an angle give it an angle max i can have i have the weight max
10:30sam's yelling at us to give it an angle and to this day our family still doesn't quite know what
10:34he meant by that so now whenever someone says or does something completely imbecilic we say oh
10:40give it an angle give it an angle give it an angle yes next go
10:47mom you you're fine let go you're not doing anything
10:50god bless our mother she did everything to try to help
10:53it was a high pressure situation and i was 22 years old
10:56it was very low pressure it was moving a desk
10:59you try having a thousand pounds over your head
11:02as sam likes to make it sound like abraham lincoln
11:05satan and get his very good dress on this desk he's particle board mdf whatever you want to call
11:11it ready nothing just let go when that desk hit me in the head i immediately thought oh i can
11:19balance
11:19this and i take those wobbly steps and then my next thought is i don't have this is just not
11:26gonna end
11:32well
11:33it hurt my pride more than anything else
11:36it's still together just one light came up
11:38i wasn't super concerned uh that he was concussed i wasn't in fact that didn't even occur to me that
11:44he could be we do think he's still brain damaged
11:47i think that happened long before this incident
11:49this could be repaired did you drop it we did
11:52i worked in a high school and i was sitting in a study hall and my phone went ding
11:58what the hell was that coming from
12:01did you drop and break the desk
12:03i didn't even know we had a ring doorbell so i had absolutely no idea this was going to be
12:07permanently
12:08recorded well i just wish i had a shirt on during the video
12:12um one of the legs is broken
12:14you would glue that back on though
12:16and then the back hand
12:20i did end up taking it to uh graduate school
12:23the irony is it only served as basically a shelf
12:26it was yeah it was basically a shelf or a giant paperweight
12:29i didn't use it at all
12:30so we didn't have to worry about it again
12:32just gotta give it an angle next time then
12:39this dad is enjoying the vr set he got for christmas
12:52this kid is also playing with virtual reality
13:07this little boy's halloween is about to take an unexpected turn
13:12i didn't think this through like uh-oh
13:15they may not appreciate my humor
13:37in this house a window has been left open while no one is home
13:56this tired nurse is used to scanning her key fob at work
14:17oh my god
14:33i love halloween since i was a kid trick-or-treaters coming to the door is like one of my
14:38favorite
14:39things i love it and i try to make it really fun for them
14:42there she is
14:43i do love wearing an inflatable costume
14:47where are you
14:48this way
14:50i have dressed up as a dinosaur
14:52got caught by the branches
14:54out walking my dog in the middle of the day
14:56or just random things like that
15:01my silly side really comes out um during halloween
15:05you're killing me where's your face i wanted to surprise you
15:10we moved in 2022 and so we were actually fairly new to the neighborhood
15:14being this was our first year in the house
15:16um i was really looking forward to halloween that year
15:20i had to get a costume for my sister's halloween party
15:23and when i saw the chicken i just thought it was hilarious to me so
15:26i got it
15:27i just remember pacing the house
15:30because you can't sit down in it
15:32for it to stay fully inflated
15:33you you have to keep it on
15:35and you know talking to my husband i'm like
15:37what if nobody comes
15:38and um
15:39that's when i heard the little knock
15:53i was so excited to greet my first trick-or-treater
15:56and he absolutely has a meltdown
16:01i didn't think this through like uh-oh
16:03like i'm new to the neighborhood
16:05nobody knows me
16:06they may not
16:07they may not appreciate my humor
16:10send me your therapy
16:11i couldn't get out of the thing fast enough
16:16i'm trying to take the costume off
16:18to let him know that it's safe
16:19you know i'm not a real chicken
16:24he wouldn't even take candy from me
16:26like i was trying to give him candy
16:27he didn't want any
16:28he wanted nothing to do with me
16:31thank you
16:33thank you guys
16:34i feel terrible
16:37i feel so bad
16:40he cried the whole way down the driveway
16:42and i just felt terrible
16:44so that's when i got the nickname chicken lady
16:46that has carried with me
16:47i have had neighbors remind me that
16:49that they still think of me as a chicken lady
16:52and i actually worried about the little boy
16:54for the whole year
16:55it never left my mind
16:58i didn't have closure on it
16:59until the next halloween when they came back
17:01dogs are losing it
17:03oh that is okay
17:04wait the rocks are not free to take
17:06do you remember when you answered the door last year
17:08in the chicken costume
17:09it was
17:09do you remember the video
17:11was this you
17:13oh my gosh
17:14is it you
17:15do you remember the chicken
17:16are you the pizza
17:18yeah
17:18i was the chicken
17:19that was what i was waiting for
17:21and so we had that reunion there
17:23and it was really cool
17:24and that's when i actually got to show them the video
17:27they thought it was hilarious
17:34i'm still gonna dress up
17:35i still think it's hilarious
17:37and still have a lot of fun with it
17:39but um
17:39i did not ever answer the door
17:42in an inflatable
17:43ever again
17:44i probably won't
17:47uh this was a one and done
17:52this dad is trying to get rid of a wasp's nest
17:55i can absolutely hear with this football
17:57do it
17:58do it
17:59get ready to run
17:59because they're going to come
18:00do it
18:11what's that
18:17are you okay
18:20yeah i'm okay
18:22what
18:34holy hell
18:49a woman hanging curtains is about to make a big
18:52big mistake
19:04shh
19:05shh
19:07shh
19:09shh
19:09shh
19:09shh
19:11shh
19:18shh
19:19shh
19:20shh
19:35shh
19:46This man's garage door seems to be stuck.
20:03A woman without a step stool uses a paint bucket instead.
20:43A woman is traveling home for Christmas with gifts for her family.
20:47A woman is traveling.
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